Log in

View Full Version : The Totally Random Thread...



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 [31] 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82

zeke
12-04-2015, 04:46 PM
1 of my fav christmas songs is "santa baby" by madonna - love the m.monroe spin she puts on it.

MistressX
12-07-2015, 05:57 PM
I couldn't find a thread for random venting, so here I am! I go to Core power yoga and do cleaning in return for unlimited yoga practice. It's way cool.. But sometimes there's some really arrogant people there. Last night I had very little sleep and my shift is at 7:30 so I decided screw it, my room mate was leaving early so I would be able to get the coach out and take it there so I wouldn't have to bike it. Awesome!

I get there and all is well. I'm cleaning and stuff and this kid is at the desk. This middle aged woman comes in with her mat. She's all looking out the window and shit and starts talking shit about my hearse like its the most disgusting thing in the god damn world. And this kid doesn't realize it's my car. So I'm wiping down the counters listening to this woman just go off about a car. Look man I understand not everyone likes them but really?

It also may have been I was very tired and grouchy. But I managed to keep my cool and just let her leave, then I said to the guy.. Yeah that's my car so... Lol.. It really irks me though when people talk crap about one of my babies.

I mean I get it. People tend to love them or hate them/be weirded out by them. There really is no grey area. But how dumb are you if the yoga place is not technically open yet and it's the only other car there? And I'm standing right there? Gah.. Grumblegrumble ...

baer45
12-07-2015, 07:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_gBT2WIgQ

BambiCutie
12-07-2015, 11:56 PM
Aww...pussy get feelings hurt? Fox news, pft! ::)

R-209
12-09-2015, 09:45 PM
This is just priceless:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc

Gia2608
12-09-2015, 09:52 PM
My dog is the friendliest dog in the world. To other humans. She literally is so happy to see a stranger she shakes with excitement. She even attempted to jump in the city truck a few days ago when they were surveying my land! She's nuts. She does however hate dogs that are smaller than her...

R-209
12-10-2015, 10:36 AM
So I'm watching this week's "The Flash," in which Mark Hamill reprises his role as the Trickster. I keep thinking "I can't believe THIS is the same guy who's going to be Luke Skywalker again in a little more than a week." He plays the part as a live-action version of his Joker.

Cashmere Star
12-15-2015, 03:18 AM
Girls who drink while at the club... how the hell do you drive afterwards? If I drink even a bit, it stays in my system for hours and I'll probably get pulled over and get a DUI if I attempt to drive. I must have low tolerance or something.

Elektra Luxx
12-15-2015, 08:07 AM
Last night, I was walking from the parking lot to the store. It's early evening and I hate to be out in all the Christmas commotion, so I just wanted to get in and out as fast as possible. Trying to multi-task, I was walking and looking at my phone at the same time, I was aware of a step coming up, but I misjudged how high the step was and "SPLAT" and went "starfish". I fell completely on my face. My phone, my keys, my purse went flying everywhere and spilled on the floor. I was still laying on the sidewalk and felt my face turn a bright crimson red from the embarrassment. A nice man sitting a bench witnessed the entire thing and helped me up pick up everything and compose myself. I thanked him and tried to continue as dignified as I could, but I know that it's going to end up on social media somewhere. :-[:-[

I must have looked like this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wc0aqjkiw

R-209
12-15-2015, 08:20 AM
My newsfeed has a story about Amazon pulling a hoverboard from its site due to safety concerns and it's not an Onion article.

slowpoke
12-15-2015, 09:14 AM
Last night, I was walking from the parking lot the store. It's early evening and I hate to be out in all the Christmas commotion, so I just wanted to get in and out as fast as possible. Trying to multi-task, I was walking and looking at my phone at the same time, I was aware of a step coming up, but I misjudged how high the step was and "SPLAT" and went "starfish". I fell completely on my face. My phone, my keys, my purse went flying everywhere and spilled on the floor. I was still laying on the sidewalk and felt my face turn a bright crimson red from the embarrassment. A nice man sitting a bench witnessed the entire thing and helped me up pick up everything and compose myself.

Lucky that is all that happened. Criminals are aware people aren't paying attention this time of year.

zeke
12-20-2015, 07:28 AM
This chick on HSN is really hot.

Elektra Luxx
12-31-2015, 03:37 PM
Why it is that when you look your worst, you see your old high school crush who never paid any attention to you and he looks absolutely amazing and so does his gf?

R-209
12-31-2015, 11:01 PM
Why it is that when you look your worst, you see your old high school crush who never paid any attention to you and he looks absolutely amazing and so does his gf?

It's just a law of the Universe. Same thing happened to me last month at some Christmas event I got roped into going to. I didn't even bother to shave. And sure enough... She still looked great, too. But she remembered my name!

Djoser
01-01-2016, 05:21 AM
Happy New Year!

Djoser
01-01-2016, 05:27 AM
Why it is that when you look your worst, you see your old high school crush who never paid any attention to you and he looks absolutely amazing and so does his gf?

If that is you in the picture, who cares? Maybe she was pissed off he was staring at you. I don't know, I wasn't there

slowpoke
01-02-2016, 04:11 PM
Why it is that when you look your worst, you see your old high school crush who never paid any attention to you and he looks absolutely amazing and so does his gf?

Just think; he probably saw you and is still kicking himself for missing his chance.

R-209
01-02-2016, 06:35 PM
A squirrel I saw at the park:

http://i.imgur.com/dWVR1PP.jpg

R-209
01-08-2016, 10:42 AM
YES.

More "Deadwood"! (http://screenrant.com/deadwood-movie-confirmed-hbo/)

R-209
01-10-2016, 07:34 PM
Accidentally zapped my cat with static electricity and he's looking at me like "What did I DO?!"

R-209
01-14-2016, 11:01 AM
R.I.P. Alan Rickman. This is already a sad year for our favorite entertainers.

samjadejess
01-22-2016, 09:31 PM
I wonder how i get myself into these situations.....just got done making out with my tattoo artist in the bathroom of his studio.....turns out hes married >:(

damn shame too hes cute!

R-209
01-23-2016, 04:10 PM
New record!

http://i.imgur.com/mTjZGNM.jpg

Elektra Luxx
01-31-2016, 08:37 AM
Allergies are killing me!!! Woke up coughing my lungs up.

Glamourmilf
01-31-2016, 11:04 AM
I love a rainy day! Air so fresh and new! Ahh, I can't wait to take a walk in it later today.:umbrella::raincloud

MistressX
01-31-2016, 09:13 PM
I didnt do a damn thing today and I dont care!

TheBrownFox
01-31-2016, 10:37 PM
I'm eligible for an iPhone upgrade, and trying to decide between the iPhone 6S in Rose Gold...or the iPhone 6S Plus in Rose Gold.

Dominic.2
02-09-2016, 06:20 AM
The little Italian grocery store up the street from me has these paczki (doughnuts) that are enormous. According to the cashier, the owner switched to a different polish bakery. They have an incredible amount of fruit filling which goes almost to the edges of the paczki. The dough is also spongey and actually has taste, flavor, and texture instead of the barely edible fluff one sometimes gets. We got the apricot, black cherry, strawberry, and chocolate ones. We could only eat one apiece as the paczki were that satisfying.

:jester::party::drum:

Elektra Luxx
02-10-2016, 10:31 AM
Hey slowpoke, they sold our ranch. The one where we were going to raise our children and grow old together. Well at least we still have each other.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/09/waggoner-ranch-texas-sold-stan-kroenke-arsenal-los-angeles-rams-owner

tigershoes
02-10-2016, 03:04 PM
The little Italian grocery store up the street from me has these paczki (doughnuts) that are enormous. According to the cashier, the owner switched to a different polish bakery. They have an incredible amount of fruit filling which goes almost to the edges of the paczki. The dough is also spongey and actually has taste, flavor, and texture instead of the barely edible fluff one sometimes gets. We got the apricot, black cherry, strawberry, and chocolate ones. We could only eat one apiece as the paczki were that satisfying.

:jester::party::drum:

I'm seriously interested in this. Might this Polish bakery have an online delivery service? Say, to somewhere far away from Ohio (coastal state)?

Dominic.2
02-10-2016, 09:27 PM
^I will inquire and get back to you . . .

tigershoes
02-11-2016, 04:39 PM
Thanks, only if you have time, and that's very kind! I'm sure it's a long shot. I know of an awesome BBQ place in Kansas City that ships around the country, though.

PurpleLily
02-11-2016, 04:59 PM
TGIT is back tonight!!! ;D I needed it this week...

slowpoke
02-11-2016, 05:57 PM
Hey slowpoke, they sold our ranch. The one where we were going to raise our children and grow old together. Well at least we still have each other.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/09/waggoner-ranch-texas-sold-stan-kroenke-arsenal-los-angeles-rams-owner

I saw that story in the Houston Chronicle (what is left of it, mostly its reprints from San Antone) I am glad the new owner intends to keep the ranch together, I hope he means it.

I lived in Decatur for a while and the old Waggoner Mansion was one of three buildings that could be seen for miles, the others being the courthouse and the old Decatur Baptist College.

I guess we will have to look for another place for our kids to grow up.

whirlerz
02-11-2016, 06:02 PM
What about the Snakes?

slowpoke
02-11-2016, 06:10 PM
What about the Snakes?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2oyjfTm5A8E/T_-aiorr1aI/AAAAAAAACKs/sjf1h8-1aVg/s1600/DSCN0580.JPG
They can have their own room.

whirlerz
02-11-2016, 06:24 PM
Nice bldg!

red.velvet
02-14-2016, 06:05 PM
4 dozen roses delivered but I have a headache so no V-day sex for me! Oops

red.velvet
02-16-2016, 02:41 PM
Jesus christ, this last week has been my highest earning escort week in all existence, even with taking actual Valentine's day off. Valentines day is the best holiday for us because all the guys are lonely and can't bear the thought of being alone I guess.

Bahuba
02-16-2016, 08:31 PM
I saw deadpool. It was funny and fresh - never boring. Ryan Reynolds has expunged the lantern.

Vyanka
02-19-2016, 01:39 AM
Ha! Nostalgia... you know you're an 80's baby if you remember CRAAAAAAAZYYYYYYY EDDIIIIIIIE.......it's INSAAAAAAAAANE".

https://youtu.be/Yi5HfjEFrF4

R-209
02-19-2016, 11:30 AM
^^ I just discovered a channel that's showing Johnny Carson reruns. I turn it on and he's talking about Chernobyl, which had apparently just happened (Johnny wasn't sure how to pronounce it). His guests were the late Buddy Hackett and Ally Sheedy, who was on to promote her upcoming film, Short Circuit. :)

Vyanka
02-21-2016, 09:53 PM
So, I'm going to a rock festival soon and there are passes for children. I just don't get why bring your kids to rock concert events?????!

There will be cursing, pot smoking(they're going to catch contact. Ugh. I've seen it), and drunk ppl. This isn't Disney world. Ugh. Leave the kids at home. Just ugh....no.

MyRealNameIsWeird
02-22-2016, 12:10 AM
Camille Paglia should hurry up and adopt me.

R-209
02-28-2016, 08:59 PM
Anyone have Leap Day plans? People go batshit every New Year's, but no one seems to pay any attention to a day that only exists once every four years.

What would be a good way to celebrate Leap Day?

TheBrownFox
02-28-2016, 10:11 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio WINS!!! YEAAAHHH!!!

https://m.popkey.co/14a133/8jOK_f-maxage-0.gif

Vyanka
02-28-2016, 11:21 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio WINS!!! YEAAAHHH!!!

https://m.popkey.co/14a133/8jOK_f-maxage-0.gif

Loved his speech. You go boy!

I mainly saw the Oscars for Chris Rock. Love him!

TheBrownFox
02-29-2016, 07:56 AM
Loved his speech. You go boy!

I mainly saw the Oscars for Chris Rock. Love him!

The "Fight the Power" song playing throughout had me DYING! LOL.

Vyanka
02-29-2016, 10:05 AM
The "Fight the Power" song playing throughout had me DYING! LOL.
Lol. Yes. And the girl scout cookies...."reach down your millionaire pockets". Lol

TheBrownFox
02-29-2016, 04:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3gbAut2reI