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Vyanka
04-28-2016, 12:25 AM
Wtf... i just had a cop pullover to beg me for my phone nber. Seriously??! Was that a fkn joke???! He was begging. Asshole made me feel uncomfortable. I wanted to curse him out bad! How unprofessional!!

SweetJulia
04-29-2016, 01:53 PM
I got lucky in Chinese tattooed on my back after i almost hit a cop and didn't get a ticket.

R-209
05-06-2016, 05:42 PM
44874

lynn2009
05-08-2016, 12:09 PM
I know I'm the only person who wants technology to stop but I just got a new phone today and it keeps giving me the option of changing words like cat and car and books into an emoticon in texts and it is very annoying to me and I can't figure out how to get it to stop. Someone help?

Genoveve
05-08-2016, 04:27 PM
Please don't get in the shower with me when I'm trying to get ready for vanilla work and expect to kanoodle, but since you're in here you can do my back.

I hate the idea of shower sex period, I do not want to fornicate in the place where I shave my pubes. Shower time is not sexy time to me.

R-209
05-10-2016, 06:59 PM
The Monkees just released a new album? I had no idea.

Glamourmilf
05-10-2016, 09:55 PM
The Monkees just released a new album? I had no idea.

You mean the 60's group?

R-209
05-11-2016, 07:25 PM
You mean the 60's group?

Yeah, the guys who had the wacky TV show and that everyone said were just a shameless knock-off of the Beatles, but they had some good songs.

Rispy_Girl
05-11-2016, 11:58 PM
I know I'm the only person who wants technology to stop but I just got a new phone today and it keeps giving me the option of changing words like cat and car and books into an emoticon in texts and it is very annoying to me and I can't figure out how to get it to stop. Someone help?

It should be a setting that you can change.

Rispy_Girl
05-12-2016, 12:00 AM
Is it just my perverted mind or should they totally have a porn with those realistic velociraptors? They really need to make a porn with like huge dinosaur cocks! lol!

I'm adding this to my list...

Rispy_Girl
05-12-2016, 12:12 AM
I didn't encounter this as much but I was more of a middle of the road escort & IMO guys assumed due to my "rep" it was a bad idea to ask for BareBack. However yeah I don't understand it at all...Easy way to end up getting sued for paternity if you're rich.

What type of rep do you have? If you don't mind me asking.

R-209
05-14-2016, 08:34 PM
When you accidentally zap your pet with static electricity and they look at you like "What did I DO?!"

Glamourmilf
05-15-2016, 12:41 PM
Yeah, the guys who had the wacky TV show and that everyone said were just a shameless knock-off of the Beatles, but they had some good songs.

I love the Monkees! Davey Jones was my fav. Their show cracks me up. Once in a while I'll catch it on some offbeat channel when I'm channel surfing.

R-209
05-15-2016, 08:19 PM
I love the Monkees! Davey Jones was my fav. Their show cracks me up. Once in a while I'll catch it on some offbeat channel when I'm channel surfing.

I like "Daydream Believer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU615FaODCg)." I seriously just set my alarm back to 6:00 last week.

Vyanka
05-17-2016, 01:52 PM
Fkn South Korea and the shit they do to dogs yanks my heart into the ground. For fuck sakes... those ppl(dog slaughter houses) need to die a slow painful death.

I had a customer admit to me he tried dog meat in China. It took me some strength to avoid strangling him. Disgusting.

maximvsv
06-06-2016, 03:55 PM
I'm adding this to my list...

It's out there. Though, usually, it is porn with people in the unrealistic dinosaur costumes or animated stuff.

Genoveve
06-13-2016, 06:48 PM
Yelp is always good for some laughs, found this review today for an antique shop:

When I went the door was closed but the store hours said it was open...so I knocked and walked in only to find some weirdo laying on a couch in just his underwear! So I shut the door and he peeked his head out and said are you going to buy something and I told him I wanted to check out the furniture and he said no! And slammed the door in my face...

R-209
06-19-2016, 11:51 AM
Actor Anton Yelchin, who played Chekov in the new Star Trek movies, was killed in a terrible accident. He was only 27.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/19/star-trek-anton-yelchin-dead/

xStacey
06-21-2016, 01:53 PM
Harry Potter 8th book is coming out on July 31 !

Glamourmilf
06-21-2016, 04:15 PM
Yelp is always good for some laughs, found this review today for an antique shop:

When I went the door was closed but the store hours said it was open...so I knocked and walked in only to find some weirdo laying on a couch in just his underwear! So I shut the door and he peeked his head out and said are you going to buy something and I told him I wanted to check out the furniture and he said no! And slammed the door in my face...

You want another good laugh. Check out the Yelp for San Quentin prison. Omg! Too Funny!

Vyanka
06-27-2016, 11:58 AM
Just bc I'm from NJ, doesn't mean I love Bruce Springsteen. Lol. I hate this. He sounds like something is stuck in his throat and his band has no rhythm. I don't get the hype here.

Genoveve
06-27-2016, 09:10 PM
^^same.

R-209
07-02-2016, 08:20 PM
^^
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me

What? I know it's supposed to be metaphorical, but that's just awful.

Glamourmilf
07-03-2016, 06:11 AM
Just bc I'm from NJ, doesn't mean I love Bruce Springsteen. Lol. I hate this. He sounds like something is stuck in his throat and his band has no rhythm. I don't get the hype here.

I can't STAND him! Everything about him irks me. Now, Rick Springfield on the other hand...yummy, yum yum.
He still looks so good.
I used to live near him, and all the uptight neighbors would get upset because he would lay out his undies to dry on the rocks.( It was on a lake).

Vyanka
07-03-2016, 02:36 PM
I can't STAND him! Everything about him irks me. Now, Rick Springfield on the other hand...yummy, yum yum.
He still looks so good.
I used to live near him, and all the uptight neighbors would get upset because he would lay out his undies to dry on the rocks.( It was on a lake).

I'll admit I like, "Tunnel of love" & "Dancing in the Dark". I still think everything else sucks. Lol.

R-209
07-03-2016, 06:06 PM
^^
He's better than John Mellencamp, though.

baer45
07-04-2016, 01:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6I8NSUgefg

baer45
07-05-2016, 11:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3666133/In-18-months-ll-upgrade-Man-marries-SMARTPHONE-bizarre-Las-Vegas-ceremony-prove-precious-phones-daily-lives.html

Aaron Chervenak, 34, of Los Angeles married his smartphone at The Little Vegas Chapel in Nevada last month

Elektra Luxx
07-05-2016, 12:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6I8NSUgefg

If he would have done that in a bar in Texas, he would be been on his way to see Allah looking like swiss cheese. :rip::shoot::killer::pray:

baer45
07-05-2016, 12:34 PM
If he would have done that in a bar in Texas, he would be been on his way to see Allah looking like swiss cheese. :rip::shoot::killer::pray:

Texans don' t talk much PC crap for sure. More hypricates up here.

safado
07-05-2016, 05:23 PM
I can't STAND him! Everything about him irks me. Now, Rick Springfield on the other hand...yummy, yum yum.
He still looks so good.
I used to live near him, and all the uptight neighbors would get upset because he would lay out his undies to dry on the rocks.( It was on a lake).


I'll admit I like, "Tunnel of love" & "Dancing in the Dark". I still think everything else sucks. Lol.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7mlUms1Jp8

hey,little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

miss.a.p1600
07-05-2016, 06:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6I8NSUgefg

Omg. At first I was laughing so hard like what a bunch of scaredy cats - but then I was like shiiiiiit with all these psychos with guns and bombs, you never know. I would have ran out too. Aint nobody got time for terrorist.

That guy is a dumb and he is lucky no one kicked his ass for pulling a stunt like that. Sit yo azz down, get your stankin azz off the bar, and praise allah or whoever at home hoe. what an idiot!

Elektra Luxx
07-05-2016, 11:32 PM
My family is of Mexican, Spanish, French and Welsh decent, but the biggest influence is Mexican. My parents speak some Spanish, and most of the communications between my grandparents is in Spanish. My siblings and I don't really speak Spanish fluently, so when one of us tries to insert some Spanish term into a regular conversation it sounds ridiculous. My sister said something to me in Spanish that maybe my grandpa would say and I'm like "What did you just say?" and started laughing. She's such a goof!

baer45
07-06-2016, 07:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fr3ooUAx1g

miss.a.p1600
07-07-2016, 12:43 PM
^^^^ oh Hell mutherf*ckin naw........ I hope she sued the skin of that fake azz 'magician'

oldster
07-08-2016, 08:56 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vagina-kayak-artist-rokudenashiko-book_us_577ed882e4b0c590f7e8b097?section=

Elektra Luxx
07-20-2016, 10:00 AM
Keep your distance, I'm a very dangerous person. In the mean time, I will be tuning up my low-rider, my leaf blower and organizing garden equipment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/9-outrageous-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-latinos_us_55e483a1e4b0c818f618904b

Vyanka
07-20-2016, 10:21 AM
Keep your distance, I'm a very dangerous person. In the mean time, I will be be tuning up my low-rider, my leaf blower and organizing garden equipment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/9-outrageous-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-latinos_us_55e483a1e4b0c818f618904b

And rapist who speaks "Mexican". You know, "Mexican" is a language now.

baer45
07-20-2016, 10:30 AM
trump uses the same hole for pooping and eating.

zeke
07-20-2016, 11:40 AM
hillary is a hole.

Bahuba
07-20-2016, 02:40 PM
Elektra Luxx not to change the course of these last few messages, but I gently dispute the premise of the title of the work quoted in your sig, I.e. I do believe men and women can be friends.

Elektra Luxx
07-20-2016, 03:17 PM
hillary is a hole.

Zeke, I seldom agree with what you post, but about Hillary, I agree with you. She is just as bad or a worse choice.

Elektra Luxx
07-20-2016, 03:43 PM
Elektra Luxx not to change the course of these last few messages, but I gently dispute the premise of the title of the work quoted in your sig, I.e. I do believe men and women can be friends.

I do agree with the quote, the title, not so much. In my experience, women "can" be friends with men, but men can't be "just" friends with women. I can say "hi" to guy and I'm just being friendly, but the guy always gets the wrong idea.

I didn't offer my number, I didn't say "let go to lunch, dinner, a date, my place, his place, the file room, the copy room, your office, the men's room, the ladies room, your car, a hotel, a motel, your house, your friends place, your vacation home.

Bahuba
07-20-2016, 08:58 PM
^^poor guys, imagining, for whatever reason, that they need to "have" every female they deal with. And most certainly failing and looking like tools. I know a lot of guys that aren't that way though. I have several married friends with whom I have never been even remotely sexual. They actually make really good friends, they're more "friendly" than my male friends.

I honestly give credit for that to the SW industry. It allows me to separate sex from friendship easily.

baer45
07-24-2016, 11:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzFHbuerupg

LoveyDovey
07-25-2016, 10:26 AM
Anyone here in Los Angeles? Stay safe.

LoveyDovey
07-25-2016, 11:11 AM
Frozen green grapes = win.

Glamourmilf
07-25-2016, 09:50 PM
Anyone here in Los Angeles? Stay safe.

Do you mean because of the fires?
I don't live there anymore, but... watching those fires on tv are like...Yikes!

LoveyDovey
07-25-2016, 10:04 PM
^^ yes.

baer45
07-27-2016, 08:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVGzCZh2ovA