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baer45
07-27-2016, 09:24 PM
http://i64.tinypic.com/vxysn4.jpg

Glamourmilf
07-27-2016, 09:51 PM
Anyone here in Los Angeles? Stay safe.

Those fires. I mean, just as one is put out, another one starts.
The latest one in Santa Clarita has burned more land than the entire island of Manhattan!
Even the Hollywood sign got close to being burned by a fire near it.
The smoke has travelled as far as Arizona.
But, when I talk with my friends who still live in L.A., they all tell me they don't smell smoke, and act oblivious to it.
It's bizarre.
#Denial

R-209
07-28-2016, 09:00 PM
I was at the park, sitting at a picnic table and feeding a trio of friendly squirrels. One squirrel jumped up and climbed onto my shoulder, which I thought was pretty fantastic since they've never done that before.

But then I turned around to see that one of the other squirrels was raiding the bag of peanuts! He ran off with one and when I turned back around, his "partner" was gone.

I felt so used.

Elektra Luxx
07-28-2016, 09:03 PM
I was at the park, sitting at a picnic table and feeding a trio of friendly squirrels. One squirrel jumped up and climbed onto my shoulder, which I thought was pretty fantastic since they've never done that before.

But then I turned around to see that one of the other squirrels was raiding the bag of peanuts! He ran off with one and when I turned back around, his "partner" was gone.

I felt so used.

Aww, Ry, I'm sorry.

R-209
07-28-2016, 09:23 PM
Aww, Ry, I'm sorry.

Thanks. And then the squirrel came right back, wanting another peanut! Just look at him...

45489

Yes, I gave him one.

slowpoke
07-29-2016, 11:54 AM
We didn't have rain since the flooding stopped in May until this week, and we got two inches. Pastures are getting green again.

Elektra Luxx
07-29-2016, 09:45 PM
I have this headache that's making me light-headed. I'm drinking water because I think I'm dehydrated. Also, I can't stop thinking about food and not even healthy food. I'm thinking chili dogs, cheese burgers and fries, beef fajita tacos,

and a diet coke because I have to think of my weight. jk lol

baer45
08-01-2016, 07:06 PM
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801170535123.jpg
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801171502386.jpg
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801171531786.jpg

LoveyDovey
08-02-2016, 10:09 PM
So I have worked 6 days in a row, am working tomorrow and probably through Saturday, by body is about to snap in half, and I feel like I want to bite someone and cry.
/rant.

LoveyDovey
08-02-2016, 10:21 PM
Will someone come over and rub my feet? :crying:

zeke
08-03-2016, 06:45 PM
I would gladly rub any part of your body you want.

miss.a.p1600
08-03-2016, 07:41 PM
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801170535123.jpg
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801171502386.jpg
http://i.guancha.cn/news/2016/08/01/20160801171531786.jpg

Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.

LoveyDovey
08-03-2016, 07:42 PM
I just worked 7 days in a row and I'm going to have to go in for the next 3 days. I feel like I am going to die.

carmen_b
08-04-2016, 10:32 AM
I can't decide what I'm doing ... Again !
I am still running my vanilla biz via laptop but I was getting so bored and feeling a lack of involvement in my city, so I got a little part time gig here. I think I made the right choice but now I'm stressing a little because I'm not *fully* mobile which is something I worked really hard over the last 8-9 months to achieve. I can travel with my vanilla customers ( all online ) and I can abandon my massage customers ( plenty of other great ladies to see ). I am feeling stressed about joining a team and letting people down if I decide to take off again soon.

Having a lot going on provides a lot of richness to day to day living for me but I hate feeling like I'm letting people down. I'm alternating between just putting Asia on the calendar for Sept / Oct or maybe just waiting till Jan.

maximvsv
08-04-2016, 10:45 PM
Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.

Back in February, I answered a Craigslist "writing gig" ad for someone who wanted help with producing adult movies. When we went over the plan, he was looking to make porn parodies of (just) Hillary's ads and logos. Unfortunately, he never actually put it all together.

Yourmomsstrippername7
08-04-2016, 11:06 PM
Why did people start riding horses?

I'm imagining a group (herd?) of horses run by a group of people. One of them said 'I'm gonna ride it.'

LoveyDovey
08-04-2016, 11:27 PM
^^ that said...

Why did people start eating eggs?

When I see an egg, I don't look at it as food. Like, how on earth did someone first see an egg and think, "Oh hey, now that's food!"

I don't get it.

Cashmere Star
08-05-2016, 11:54 AM
I heard that women are less likely to negotiate for higher wages and they work harder without expecting recognition. Not sure if that's true, just from what I heard.

But as sex workers, we also know that men loves bitches and demanding women.

My theory is that a woman is actually more likely to keep her job, have more freedom, and garner more respect if she freely stood up for what she wants instead of being afraid of coming across as "pushy and demanding". Like, if she acts like she's such an asset that when her boss tells her to work overtime for no pay and she looks him straight in the eyes and say no, he's going to think she's more valuable as a worker and less likely to fire her. He starts to value her time, because SHE values her time.

He might even get into a position where he's trying to appease her, and he believes her because she herself act like her farts smell like roses. And when she asks for a raise, he too believes that she deserves it and gives it to her, otherwise he's afraid that he's going to lose this valuable, confident, competent employee of his.

It's when she becomes a yes-man to everything the boss says, the boss starts to look down on her and demand more from her for less, and then eventually fire her once she's worn out.

As sex workers, we know that you teach a man how to treat you, and if your boss is a man, particularly so.

Am I full of shit?

Velveteen.Rabbit
08-06-2016, 06:36 PM
I feel like computers are outdated. I do literally everything on my cell phone, and during down time when I'm waiting etc. Even my classes don't really require papers (one a semester sometimes), just studying. It just feels so outdated idk. I'm only using mine to work on music in my spare time

zeke
08-07-2016, 05:06 PM
i cant trade my stocks on a small cell phone.

gummygirl
08-11-2016, 12:32 AM
I feel the need to put peanut butter on myself then lick it off...

gummygirl
08-11-2016, 12:33 AM
Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.

This is killing me! Lmfao

Vyanka
08-11-2016, 07:15 AM
This is so fucked up and strange....

My roommate goes outside every morning around 5am to do gardening stuff. She looks down the street and sees a 2 yr old walking barefoot with only diapers on, no clothes. Walking towards the dead end street. Looks lije someone just left him there stranded on purpose. She rant to get him and some stranger in a car already pulled over to get him too.

That lady calls the cops and they both wait there til the cops come. Baby has no bruises or anything. He also almost got hit by a cargo truck!

No status on that child. Police took him to child services. This is aweful. :( People are horrible. The baby is not from the neighborhood either.

miss.a.p1600
08-11-2016, 07:19 AM
Wow. I can't imagine growing up with sh*tty piss poor parents. How the hell you let your baby wander around like that. It's a good thing normal people found the baby and not some sick predator.

Vyanka
08-11-2016, 07:24 AM
Wow. I can't imagine growing up with sh*tty piss poor parents. How the hell you let your baby wander around like that. It's a good thing normal people found the baby and not some sick predator.

Yes, me too!

Cops think he was just left there on purpose, bc there were no break ins around the neighborhood. No emergency calls or anything. Just odd too. I live on a dead end street and across the street there's an import company that has trucks coming in and out all of the time. One of the trucks nearly touched him by mistake. He did not see the child.

Ugh. I hate humans. I really do.

Glamourmilf
08-11-2016, 08:50 AM
This is so fucked up and strange....

My roommate goes outside every morning around 5am to do gardening stuff. She looks down the street and sees a 2 yr old walking barefoot with only diapers on, no clothes. Walking towards the dead end street. Looks lije someone just left him there stranded on purpose. She rant to get him and some stranger in a car already pulled over to get him too.

That lady calls the cops and they both wait there til the cops come. Baby has no bruises or anything. He also almost got hit by a cargo truck!

No status on that child. Police took him to child services. This is aweful. :( People are horrible. The baby is not from the neighborhood either.

So horrible. I'm having nitemares thinking about the poor sweet 2 year old dead baby that was brought across the border in a duffel bag yesterday.
A twisted couple was probably going to use the baby as a ' mule's to smuggle drugs into the U.S.
It's something I just learned that sick fucks do. Border patrol just thinks the baby is sleeping. When in reality the body is hollowed out and drugs are placed inside.
#IHateHumans

Vyanka
08-11-2016, 09:08 AM
Wow!!^ :-/

oldster
08-17-2016, 01:20 PM
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/08/17/when_a_roomba_goes_up_against_animal_poop_no_one_w ins.html

oldster
08-19-2016, 07:41 AM
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2016/08/intervention_and_love_addiction.html

SexxiLexxi
08-19-2016, 08:06 AM
So horrible. I'm having nitemares thinking about the poor sweet 2 year old dead baby that was brought across the border in a duffel bag yesterday.
A twisted couple was probably going to use the baby as a ' mule's to smuggle drugs into the U.S.
It's something I just learned that sick fucks do. Border patrol just thinks the baby is sleeping. When in reality the body is hollowed out and drugs are placed inside.
#IHateHumans


That was horrific just to read!! How in the fuck do people do that kind of shit!

Glamourmilf
08-19-2016, 01:05 PM
That was horrific just to read!! How in the fuck do people do that kind of shit!

Because even though humans are basically good, there's a heavy dark side to way too many people.
My best friend has been a prison guard for most of his adult life. The things he sees on the daily...no wonder he bought a huge house out in the middle of nowhere, and just stays home. By himself after work. I totally get it now.

SexxiLexxi
08-19-2016, 01:20 PM
Because even though humans are basically good, there's a heavy dark side to way too many people.
My best friend has been a prison guard for most of his adult life. The things he sees on the daily...no wonder he bought a huge house out in the middle of nowhere, and just stays home. By himself after work. I totally get it now.

It's so weird...might not be the best word to use...but I cannot even let an animal go hungry in my neighborhood so I cannot even imagine bringing harm to another human being. It seriously boggles my mind. I just can't fathom how someone can just do you harm just because they 'enjoy' it or it turns them on to be sadistic in such a sick manner.

I have been watching Deadly Women on Hulu lately and WOW....To think that someone I may know may even be that evil.

Vyanka
08-19-2016, 01:39 PM
*Update on that baby*

Turns out, he was from the neighborhood. My upstairs neighbor knows the mother of the child. She told my roommate that she was deep asleep and the baby some how opened the door and walked out. I call bullshit.

Dyfys may take the child. She's also an alcoholic.

My upstairs neighbor said the way she casually said how her baby was missing for hours shows doesn't give a fuck as a mom. Was weird how she said it like nothing. Some ppl don't deserve to be parents. I'd be mortified. Let alone, wouldn't let that shit happen.

SexxiLexxi
08-19-2016, 03:13 PM
Some ppl don't deserve to be parents. I'd be mortified. Let alone, wouldn't let that shit happen.

Very much agree - some people don't deserve to be parents & shouldn't be.

R-209
08-24-2016, 09:57 AM
So I'm heading down the road, going maybe 30 MPH, when from out of nowhere a Yorkshire Terrier runs directly in front of my car. I SLAM the brakes and, for a few seconds, think I actually hit it. I get out to check, and see the little dog scampering back into his yard, unhurt.
I was going to notify the owner that their dog came within inches of being killed, but no one was home.

I hate to think what would have happened if I'd been going just a little bit faster or if I had been distracted by something for two seconds...

oldster
08-25-2016, 01:07 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-baby-has-no-idea-shes-the-queen-of-dress-up-while-she-naps_us_57bda18ee4b03d51368bbc09?section=&

TheBrownFox
08-25-2016, 07:24 PM
https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/6baf3616403066.5603a2b0d0b22.png

R-209
08-26-2016, 07:10 PM
#nationaldogday BAAAAAAAAAW!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs

Vyanka
08-26-2016, 07:28 PM
#nationaldogday BAAAAAAAAAW!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs

I would so watch this. <3

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-27-2016, 06:55 PM
Because even though humans are basically good, there's a heavy dark side to way too many people.
My best friend has been a prison guard for most of his adult life. The things he sees on the daily...no wonder he bought a huge house out in the middle of nowhere, and just stays home. By himself after work. I totally get it now.

Yeah my cousin is a correctional officer & has permanently lost his sense of humor. It's sad

zeke
08-28-2016, 12:13 PM
Yeah my cousin is a correctional officer & has permanently lost his sense of humor. It's sad

Some posters in this thread must be corr. officers too then.

Vyanka
08-28-2016, 06:28 PM
I don't understand the OBSESSION with pot now a days.

baer45
08-28-2016, 08:24 PM
I just watched movie "War Dog" . It was freaking hilarious! Recommend!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFIkMY1SUI

Elektra Luxx
08-30-2016, 05:07 AM
Does SW keep an archive of avatar pics?

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-30-2016, 06:26 AM
Some posters in this thread must be corr. officers too then.

Um well lol sex workers see the worst in people sometimes...we just get paid well to deal with it.

Vyanka
08-31-2016, 12:56 AM
:drool: :firefight:hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot:

Seriously Teyana Taylor is hotter than the sun. That body, my God. If you don't know, Kanye West's "Fade" music video. Good Lord.

Glamourmilf
09-01-2016, 09:15 AM
:drool: :firefight:hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot:

Seriously Teyana Taylor is hotter than the sun. That body, my God. If you don't know, Kanye West's "Fade" music video. Good Lord.

I agree.( Points to my siggy)
I saw her interviewed on TMZ, and she said that her only workout is dancing. No weights, no stairstepper, no treadmill.
*Cut to Glam dancing all around the house from sun up to sun down. Lol!

baer45
09-02-2016, 06:27 AM
Come have a drink. Fresh bull crap juice.
http://p3.ifengimg.com/a/2016/0901/3aa0e4038fe9e86size2932_w594_h344.gif

oldster
09-08-2016, 09:03 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/09/08/man-chooses-jail-over-wife-robs-bank-sits-in-lobby-until-arrested-fbi-says/

baer45
09-08-2016, 07:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyHCn8Vrtc4