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SexxiLexxi
09-09-2016, 04:07 AM
Thomas Rhett is yummy! I especially like "Make me wanna", "Die a happy man", and "It goes like this". So sexy.

oldster
09-09-2016, 05:58 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lust-vs-love-difference_us_57d06fd4e4b06a74c9f2515c?

SnuffleUffleGrass
09-10-2016, 07:00 PM
Weirdest pickup line used on me at a bar - "Ma'am are you crying?" (I was wiping my eye while staring at my Smartphone.) It was a young guy. I'm sure he had no way of knowing how bad that sounded. To be fair most women in this region are overly emotional.. maybe he's seen crying girls at the bar before.

baer45
09-11-2016, 11:55 AM
Weirdest pickup line used on me at a bar - "Ma'am are you crying?" (I was wiping my eye while staring at my Smartphone.) It was a young guy. I'm sure he had no way of knowing how bad that sounded. To be fair most women in this region are overly emotional.. maybe he's seen crying girls at the bar before.

Not sure that's a pick up line. Could it be a sweet man have legit concern?

Vyanka
09-11-2016, 12:05 PM
I really want a dwarf hamster. Saw one and fell in love.

Glamourmilf
09-11-2016, 05:26 PM
The Forecast says rain for Tuesday in L.A. I might drive all the way out there, just to see what rain looks like again.:umbrella:
Haven't seen it in 6 years.
#GlamIsHopefulAndExcited:raincloud

SexxiLexxi
09-11-2016, 06:34 PM
The Forecast says rain for Tuesday in L.A. I might drive all the way out there, just to see what rain looks like again.:umbrella:
Haven't seen it in 6 years.
#GlamIsHopefulAndExcited:raincloud

We just had a tropical depression...I would of totally shared the extreme amount of rain we just had with ya!

Glamourmilf
09-11-2016, 08:07 PM
We just had a tropical depression...I would of totally shared the extreme amount of rain we just had with ya!

Thank You. That means a lot.
Sorry about the tropical depression. But NO rain has me just as depressed.
I guess the saying too much of anything isn't good rings true.

oldster
09-15-2016, 08:39 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/16/arts/design/an-18-carat-throne-arrives-at-the-guggenheim-and-yes-it-works.html

November_Scorpio
09-20-2016, 11:38 PM
So besides strip clubs I been debating about throwing money away now in satanic groups that practice black magic. I was in several magic groups before, but became dormant in it when I started hitting the clubs like crazy. Kind of missing all the occult stuff and getting bored with strip clubs. Both are expensive hobbies. I been missing throwing a lot money away at magical groups and buying all kinds of gear for the rituals. I can't make my mind up between the Temple of Set, Church of Satan, Brotherhood of Satan, The Satanic Temple, Greater Church of Lucifer, and Church of Azazel. I am mainly interested in learning a lot of black magic and the Temple of Set seems to focus heavy in a lot of black magic ritual work and advancing up grades as you get better at practicing black magic.

The dancers at the clubs I go to call me weird and very strange, but say I am one of the nicest guys they have ever met and I am generous. So I guess the niceness and generous make up for the very weird and strange lol

baer45
09-22-2016, 09:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr_ztwI58LI

baer45
09-22-2016, 09:34 PM
I like this one also. Amazing, just amazing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGUx3WDWTY

oldster
09-23-2016, 07:46 AM
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2016/09/the_science_behind_the_hoax_can_masturbating_colle ge_freshmen_clog_a_shower.html

oldster
10-03-2016, 09:14 AM
http://www.salon.com/2016/10/02/breaking-up-with-my-type-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-let-myself-loathe-the-men-i-desired/

Glamourmilf
10-04-2016, 07:26 AM
I needed to wear a sweater yesterday. It was the first time since January. It was so exciting. :cold:
Bye Bye 100 degree weather. And good riddance!

maximvsv
10-05-2016, 10:52 PM
I get calls all day to fix people's problems. Choose a computer network access security system. Figure out the flaws and needs for someone's sick leave pay agreement. Find places and a marketing plan for a second hand 7.5 ton vehicle lift. Arrange transportation for someone to get epidural injections.

With that, after 200+ resumes and cover letters out, I can't even get a real interview.

lynn2009
10-08-2016, 11:51 AM
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/05/150521213743.htm

Shocking. Braggy facebook statuses reveal narcissism, low self-esteem

xStacey
10-08-2016, 11:54 AM
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/05/150521213743.htm

Shocking. Braggy facebook statuses reveal narcissism, low self-esteem

Lol this reminds me of some girls who take pictures of their transcripts to show everyone on Facebook they're on the dean's list...

threlayer
10-08-2016, 09:02 PM
Visualizing our President rump grabbing pussies, kissing unsuspecting women, fucking women fawning over his fame. Visualizing former Italian Premier at his bonga-bonga parties doing the same.

Then I woke up from this nightmare. Sweating.

Bahuba
10-08-2016, 11:48 PM
Perche soon bluuuuuuuu, non posso rispondere laaaaaaaaa, anche rispondo quiiiii

- Dean Martin

"Because I'm blue, I can't respond there (in a pink thread), so I'll respond here:"

Dedicated to the thread with the awful title about something I really don't understand:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Jizz in my Pants by Lonely Island

Genoveve
10-12-2016, 03:10 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3834808/Incredible-moment-hotel-manager-saves-dog-leash-trapped-elevator-going-up.html

Vyanka
10-12-2016, 07:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3834808/Incredible-moment-hotel-manager-saves-dog-leash-trapped-elevator-going-up.html

I would fkn lose my shit and die. Thank God he was saved.

Genoveve
10-12-2016, 07:55 PM
I know thank god that dude was so quick.

hyori
10-13-2016, 08:01 AM
I think Donald Trump has hemochromatosis--too much iron. It's a hereditary disease that progresses with age. Symptoms are orange skin, shortness of breath, weakness and fatigue. If you watch the debates, Trump has trouble breathing and looks really tired. Also, his skin has progressively gotten more bronze with age and it's not the color you get from tanning.

R-209
10-13-2016, 11:03 AM
My doctor just told me to avoid multivitamins with iron.

Genoveve
10-13-2016, 01:42 PM
^^^If avoiding synthetic iron is the issue, you can take dessicated liver pills that way you're getting natural iron. I take these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00J47LEMS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

oldster
10-14-2016, 01:04 PM
Mexican Beer Trolls Trump





http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/10/14/mexican-craft-brewery-trolls-donald-trump-supporters-with-trick-t-shirts/ (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/10/14/mexican-craft-brewery-trolls-donald-trump-supporters-with-trick-t-shirts/)

oldster
10-15-2016, 10:14 AM
https://youtu.be/cTcOuytWct8

gotta love Bill Mahar

oldster
10-17-2016, 09:31 AM
Thought you all might like this, pretty hot 56 year old tattooed woman

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-56-year-old-is-proof-that-womens-bodies-are-sexy-at-any-age-nsfw_us_57fd378de4b07b9b8752daa0?

whirlerz
10-22-2016, 08:14 AM
Awesome, thanks^

Vyanka
10-22-2016, 11:07 PM
Thought you all might like this, pretty hot 56 year old tattooed woman

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-56-year-old-is-proof-that-womens-bodies-are-sexy-at-any-age-nsfw_us_57fd378de4b07b9b8752daa0?

Damn. She has nice legs and ass.

LoveyDovey
10-25-2016, 07:40 PM
Dear Universe,

Tomorrow may I make $62728 easily and effortlessly please?

Thank you.

Love,

LoveyDovey

Vyanka
11-23-2016, 03:12 PM
Happy "Thanksgiving"

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/intervene-protect-civilians-standing-rock-and-launch-federal-civil-rights-investigation-law-enforcement-nd

whirlerz
11-23-2016, 05:15 PM
Thanks I signed it..

Glamourmilf
11-26-2016, 06:22 PM
I just bought my first pair of wool gloves, and pulled out my sweaters and furs from storage.
I haven't needed to wear them in over 30 years.
Also bought my first space heater. Love it.
Most of you know I have been living in 110 plus degrees for what seems like forever.
I kinda have a love/hate relationship with cold weather.:cold:

slowpoke
11-28-2016, 02:48 PM
http://www.chron.com/life/article/After-being-laid-off-by-oil-company-Houston-area-10640013.php#photo-11874357

whirlerz
11-28-2016, 11:25 PM
That's a cute fish..but where are the snakes??

November_Scorpio
11-29-2016, 02:00 AM
Dancers have called me very weird and strange, maybe they are right. I must be if instead of watching TV with my free time tonight I enjoyed studying accounting from 6:00pm to 4:00am in the morning. I enjoy being an oddball and being very strange. I am a computer geek, those who go in the computer field like myself tend to enjoy having personalities that conflict with social norms. Computer guys tend to enjoy having very weird and have odd personalities and hate being labeled normal. We enjoy being called strange, odd, geekish,a nerd, and different. I hate blending in and following the crowd, I always want be different from everyone else and follow the beat of my own drum. My minor was in business and took a lot of accounting classes. Tonight I was really bored and opened my old accounting books: financial, managerial, intermediate, tax, cost and just studied accounting for a few hours just because I had an urge to refresh my memory on accounting. I love the computer field, but sometimes I wish I became a CPA like my father. I always loved math and really loved accounting in college. I did T-account, general ledger, income statements, statement of clash flows, statement of retained earnings, etc had a blast doing a little of everything tonight. If I didn't major in computer science in college my second choice would of been accounting I always loved it.

Vyanka
11-29-2016, 09:45 PM
So sad... that plane that crash in Medellin, Colombia. The majority were young too. So sad. :(

slowpoke
11-30-2016, 07:02 PM
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/11/the_decline_and_fall_of_higher_education.html

R-209
12-02-2016, 04:51 PM
Long-term fitness goal... achieved!

46767

Ten miles in an even hour on the elliptical. A little sore now.

Elektra Luxx
12-03-2016, 12:42 PM
Long-term fitness goal... achieved!

Ten miles in an even hour on the elliptical. A little sore now.

Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!! Keep up the good work, so very happy for you!

R-209
12-03-2016, 09:23 PM
Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!! Keep up the good work, so very happy for you!

Thanks! Today, I actually did about thirty seconds better. I think the readout may be off. Or perhaps I've tapped into the Speed Force...

zeke
12-08-2016, 12:03 PM
2 songs i cant stop spinning:

A Guy With A Girl -- BLAKE SHELTON
Don't Wanna Know -- MAROON 5 FEAT. KENDRICK LAMAR

sweet.

whirlerz
12-08-2016, 12:41 PM
Long-term fitness goal... achieved!

46767

Ten miles in an even hour on the elliptical. A little sore now.

Woo-Hoo! I can barely stay on my lower level elliptial, lol

R-209
12-17-2016, 05:22 PM
Weird. My time keeps dropping, after being stuck in the same narrow range for months. Today it was down to 55:45. I was trying to think of anything I've been doing differently, and realized I broke through that wall shortly after visiting a blacklight minigolf course.

I really should go back.

Vyanka
12-18-2016, 12:45 AM
Ugh!!

http://tmzworldnews.com/million-pounds-of-rat-meat-being-sold-as-boneless-chicken-wings-in-u-s/

oldster
12-18-2016, 06:11 AM
Weird. My time keeps dropping, after being stuck in the same narrow range for months. Today it was down to 55:45. I was trying to think of anything I've been doing differently, and realized I broke through that wall shortly after visiting a blacklight minigolf course.

I really should go back.

Follow your heartrate not your time, push to your max allowable for your age etc. Your times will no doubt drop....

Vyanka
12-26-2016, 10:00 PM
Holy crap, this made me cry in public....

https://instagram.com/p/BOf1zdNgEMO/

It's a sweet gesture.

R-209
12-31-2016, 08:55 PM
At a small holiday event, I am eating a brownie. Someone has a support dog- a tiny, tiny thing. I don't know what he is; some kind of Pomeranian/Mogwai mix. I think his ears are larger than his body. He's looking at the brownie with the saddest look.

I feel terrible.