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R-209
04-22-2018, 08:26 PM
I've been trying to figure that out for years! Any ideas?
I've heard those self-cleaning boxes don't work well with multiple cats. Especially large ones.
Maybe pay someone to do it?
Glamourmilf
04-23-2018, 08:25 AM
This is odd because I heard something else from an ER doctor days ago.
Disclaimer- medical professionals are obligated to tell you to use un-expired meds because any other advice could be harmful.
Most meds just fade in potency over time. A few do become unsafe when expired.
Keep in mind "the placebo effect" is a huge factor in helping with some pain management.
//my advice, consult the Google search engine if you choose to use expired meds.
Thanks. Yes, I googled it when I got home.
I'm such a lightweight, because I don't even take aspirin.
So, in my case, anything I take can have a magnified effect.
I kinda like that.
WendiStarr
04-23-2018, 08:55 AM
It's supposed to be 70 today. It'll be nice to be able to go outside without layers of clothes and a winter jacket.
WendiStarr
04-24-2018, 06:24 AM
When you're waiting on a response from a contractor who isn't responding to a phone call or text and have to resort to juvenile tactics. "If you don't give me an answer soon I will put my foot so far up your ass you'll be shitting leather for a month!" works. I've heard those dudes talking like that with each other all the time so I figured I'd try. Success! Sometimes you have to stoop to junior high bs when you're working with a bunch of contractor dudes.
miss.a.p1600
04-24-2018, 09:55 AM
Got a haircut and the stylist told me that I had "very flexible ears."
This is the strangest compliment I have ever received.
I had one tell me I had a 'loose scalp'......I'm like bruh! you've gone to far with ya comments
R-209
04-24-2018, 08:18 PM
Do you see that sign, right above the turn lane?
It says "Left turn YIELD on green."
That means I can't just turn, even if the light is green. Also, there happens to be an unusual amount of oncoming traffic, so this is going to take a while. And if I turn right now, people will die.
So stop your fucking screaming and honking.
Titus23
04-24-2018, 08:23 PM
Do you see that sign, right above the turn lane?
It says "Left turn YIELD on green."
That means I can't just turn, even if the light is green. Also, there happens to be an unusual amount of oncoming traffic, so this is going to take a while. And if I turn right now, people will die.
So stop your fucking screaming and honking.
I thought I could shoot the gap once on one of those. I was wrong.
miss.a.p1600
04-24-2018, 09:05 PM
Do you see that sign, right above the turn lane?
It says "Left turn YIELD on green."
That means I can't just turn, even if the light is green. Also, there happens to be an unusual amount of oncoming traffic, so this is going to take a while. And if I turn right now, people will die.
So stop your fucking screaming and honking.
I hate when people do that. it's some belligerent drivers here. the worst. I feel in fear for my life every day during rush hour traffic. Mf's honking, cutting you off, hollaring n shit all cause you're actually following the speed limit and traffic rules.
whirlerz
04-24-2018, 10:00 PM
Following the traffic theme, some aholes had their brights on, opposite me, we're waiting to make our prospective left turns.
I flashed my brights @ 'em but no good:(
Glamourmilf
04-25-2018, 05:02 AM
I had one tell me I had a 'loose scalp'......I'm like bruh! you've gone to far with ya comments
Better than being told you have a ' loose pussy'.
slowpoke
04-25-2018, 06:25 AM
Bad idea to tell someone that.
R-209
04-25-2018, 11:39 AM
Also: turning right on a red light. I know I can, but I will take at least two seconds to check for traffic before I do. Might even come to a full stop.
miss.a.p1600
04-25-2018, 12:30 PM
Better than being told you have a ' loose pussy'.
:spit::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Glamourmilf
04-26-2018, 10:44 AM
Bad idea to tell someone that.
Yeah, it would be bad.
I have the opposite problem.
* Get ready for tmi.........
My pussy is so tight that I actually had one guy pull a gun on me because I couldn't fuck him.
His name, because I don't give a fuck, is Stoney Jackson.
He was kind of a big deal when I met him back in the 80's. But, in my eyes, he'll always be a punk ass thug.
Where was the #MeToo movement then?
Ugh
WendiStarr
04-28-2018, 07:12 PM
I want to cuddle so bad.
Titus23
04-28-2018, 07:17 PM
I want to cuddle so bad.
Ugh.. Yes. This, so much this.
Bahuba
04-29-2018, 07:15 AM
Yeah, it would be bad.
I have the opposite problem.
* Get ready for tmi.........
My pussy is so tight that I actually had one guy pull a gun on me because I couldn't fuck him.
His name, because I don't give a fuck, is Stoney Jackson.
He was kind of a big deal when I met him back in the 80's. But, in my eyes, he'll always be a punk ass thug.
Where was the #MeToo movement then?
Ugh
Wow. Sorry that happened. Glad you got out of that ok. The 80s was a weird time, n'est pas? And Stoney you are 100% punk for pulling a gun on someone ! you bent-faced piece of shit!
Glamourmilf
04-29-2018, 10:56 AM
Wow. Sorry that happened. Glad you got out of that ok. The 80s was a weird time, n'est pas? And Stoney you are 100% punk for pulling a gun on someone ! you bent-faced piece of shit!
Thank You.
He now has daughters, sooooo.....
All I can say is that Karma is a bitch.
WendiStarr
05-02-2018, 11:36 AM
I've decided that I would like to move to Ireland..
https://www.providr.com/professional-cat-cuddler/
minnow
05-03-2018, 08:19 PM
If a lawnmower can dream, then why not you? 8) Enjoy......................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yrt9qkBQ2Q
slowpoke
05-04-2018, 03:16 PM
reporter hits fan
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhuehf0aQJ4awYWOs7
A shame she didn't have a tire iron.
How do you post a video? I forgot.
R-209
05-04-2018, 03:46 PM
^^^
This should work...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90tVjdoTZhA
Love how quickly they all jump back.
slowpoke
05-04-2018, 03:56 PM
Thank you. Do you put video in lower case instead of caps?
R-209
05-04-2018, 07:53 PM
^^^
I just went into advanced mode and clicked the "insert video" icon. That puts video in caps.
WendiStarr
05-07-2018, 05:51 PM
I find it interesting how I have tendency to be more of an introvert out in the vanilla world and still somehow manage to have a people magnet effect. I don't go out of my way to engage anyone in conversation. Most of the time when I go somewhere I'm feeling so anxious to get in, get what I need, and get out asap, yet people flock to me. I could be down the shampoo aisle and a little old lady will come up to me and start talking about different shampoo's and then telling me about her grandkids, her dog, her arthritis, flower garden, bingo, etc. I could be sitting in a coffee shop drinking an iced chai and all of a sudden some dude will come up to me and start telling me his whole life story. I could be browsing in the clothing section and all of a sudden someone's kid is following me around, talking to me. I have homeless people come sit by me when I go to the park, not to beg for money but just to talk. I think if I wasn't crazy myself I probably would've done well as a psychologist.
eagle2
05-07-2018, 08:27 PM
It might be because you're very attractive. I remember watching a tv show about attractiveness, and it's not just people who are physically attracted to you that are more likely to be friendly and personable, but people in general. For example, an attractive man or woman who approaches people for assistance is more likely to get a positive response from both men and women, than someone who isn't attractive. They also showed babies photos of attractive and unattractive people, and babies stared at the attractive people longer than the unattractive people. Also, studies have shown that attractive criminal defendants tend to fare better than unattractive criminal defendants in a court of law.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/study-says-attractive-criminal-defendants-fare-better/article_a2f47009-d1af-5ddc-9231-f9a33c21e1a3.html
SnuffleUffleGrass
05-09-2018, 07:34 AM
It might be because you're very attractive. I remember watching a tv show about attractiveness, and it's not just people who are physically attracted to you that are more likely to be friendly and personable, but people in general. For example, an attractive man or woman who approaches people for assistance is more likely to get a positive response from both men and women, than someone who isn't attractive. They also showed babies photos of attractive and unattractive people, and babies stared at the attractive people longer than the unattractive people. Also, studies have shown that attractive criminal defendants tend to fare better than unattractive criminal defendants in a court of law.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/study-says-attractive-criminal-defendants-fare-better/article_a2f47009-d1af-5ddc-9231-f9a33c21e1a3.html
Sometimes it's this, sometimes it's "approachability."
Random thought- Looking forward to dinner.
WendiStarr
05-11-2018, 06:39 AM
It has been between 74-80 here for the past week. Today? 45 degrees. -_- I thought something was seriously wrong with me when I woke up shivering.
TheBrownFox
05-15-2018, 08:49 PM
It has been between 74-80 here for the past week. Today? 45 degrees. -_- I thought something was seriously wrong with me when I woke up shivering.
Maryland weather is known for being wacky af like that. I had to turn the heat on the other morning. Today it was in the mid-80s, so I was finally able to wear a tank top and shorts. I think this was the only day this week it's hot enough to wear shorts. Lots of rain and thunderstorms this past week.
oldster
05-18-2018, 05:48 AM
Yeah it is clickbait, but I have adblock on so I don't care
some hilarious tattoo fails:
http://www.horizontimes.com/worldwide/tattoo-fails?utm_medium=outbrain&utm_source=outbrainjk&utm_campaign=ht-tattoo-fails-des-us-0305&utm_term=CNN+%28Turner+U.S.%29
WendiStarr
05-23-2018, 03:53 PM
What the hell will repel an annoying persistent dude? I have a male coworker at my vanilla job who will not stop trying to get me to go on a date with him. I've already lied and said I have 5 kids, am done with dating men/lesbian now, and this dude will not go away. He says,"That's ok. I love kids and I could turn you straight again guaranteed". Dude..no. Just go away already.
Titus23
05-23-2018, 04:41 PM
What the hell will repel an annoying persistent dude? I have a male coworker at my vanilla job who will not stop trying to get me to go on a date with him. I've already lied and said I have 5 kids, am done with dating men/lesbian now, and this dude will not go away. He says,"That's ok. I love kids and I could turn you straight again guaranteed". Dude..no. Just go away already.
Have you tried brutal honesty? Look dude, I have zero interest in you. I find you ignorant, boring, and unattractive. Please stop trying to date me. It will never, ever happen. And if you continue to bother me, I will report you to HR (or whoever takes complaints).
Bahuba
05-23-2018, 08:47 PM
I bought another house in the middle country. Is this a midlife crisis? I sure as hell hope not.
maximvsv
05-24-2018, 01:06 AM
What the hell will repel an annoying persistent dude? I have a male coworker at my vanilla job who will not stop trying to get me to go on a date with him. I've already lied and said I have 5 kids, am done with dating men/lesbian now, and this dude will not go away. He says,"That's ok. I love kids and I could turn you straight again guaranteed". Dude..no. Just go away already.
Each of those is a list of obstacles to overcome. "I have five kids" means "I would, but I have to get around having five kids". "I am done with men" means "I would, but I have to get over being done with men".
If the answer is "no", then stick with "no".
eagle2
05-24-2018, 07:50 AM
Have you tried brutal honesty? Look dude, I have zero interest in you. I find you ignorant, boring, and unattractive. Please stop trying to date me. It will never, ever happen. And if you continue to bother me, I will report you to HR (or whoever takes complaints).
It's probably best to just talk to HR. There's no way to know how he'll react to being insulted.
R-209
05-24-2018, 09:48 AM
Damn it (https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/24/entertainment/morgan-freeman-accusations/index.html).
whirlerz
05-24-2018, 12:02 PM
Yea, I always liked him!^
WendiStarr
05-24-2018, 01:36 PM
^ ^ Noooooo! I love Morgan Freeman. :(
WendiStarr
05-24-2018, 01:40 PM
I bought another house in the middle country. Is this a midlife crisis? I sure as hell hope not.
Are you buying it for real estate investment or to live at? If so that can be a smart investment. You could buy houses and rent them out. I know some people who do that for a living.
miss.a.p1600
05-24-2018, 02:02 PM
What the hell will repel an annoying persistent dude? I have a male coworker at my vanilla job who will not stop trying to get me to go on a date with him. I've already lied and said I have 5 kids, am done with dating men/lesbian now, and this dude will not go away. He says,"That's ok. I love kids and I could turn you straight again guaranteed". Dude..no. Just go away already.
You could have an instant Brady Bunch, be pregnant with twins, and there will be thirsty dudes somewhere who will still approach you.....
Some of them are that thirsty
But yeah Titus' recommendation sounds reasonable.
Damn it (https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/24/entertainment/morgan-freeman-accusations/index.html).
He's a really good actor but once he started talking about his political beliefs, my skin started crawling lol that plus the allegations really makes my skin crawl
Bahuba
05-24-2018, 08:33 PM
Are you buying it for real estate investment or to live at? If so that can be a smart investment. You could buy houses and rent them out. I know some people who do that for a living.
That's the thing I don't rent any of them out.
miss.a.p1600
05-27-2018, 08:18 PM
That's the thing I don't rent any of them out.
49946
Elektra Luxx
05-28-2018, 03:49 AM
I bought another house in the middle country. Is this a midlife crisis? I sure as hell hope not.
Is that like "Middle Earth"? Jk. Just curious. What do you mean by middle country? Also, if it makes you happy, why not? If you are going through a midlife crisis, why not by a expensive sports car or an airplane or sailboat or a cool quad copter? Just a thought, I'm not trying pry.
WendiStarr
05-29-2018, 11:54 AM
I think it's funny and cute that Chief Long Fin gets all excited when he sees me. He comes up to the tank whenever he sees me walk up to it and starts wiggling side to side and swimming in circles fast. He'll follow my finger, wiggle from side to side again and look like he's dancing around. His fins and tail look like a graceful purple, blue, and red colored ribbon twirling around when he does that. Maybe he was a puppy in another life. Puppy dog fish.
minnow
06-03-2018, 09:00 PM
Some funny siggies seen recently, let them take a while to sink in.:)
1) "There are 3 types of people in the world- those who can count, and those who can't."
2) "Indecision may be a problem, then again it might not be." :D
carmen_b
06-04-2018, 11:21 AM
I’m in a retirement ( maybe the final one for real !) from sex work but in a way nothing has changed! I’m still in sales so I’m finding myself looking at the calendar and trying to figure out : “ Where is the next $500-$1000 coming from ?”
I’m using all the pacing tricks / rewards for goals tricks I was using dancing.
I’m still a “ path of least resistance “ type of sales person.
Oh , I guess the hours ! There is a change beyond not being naked. Ha.
carmen_b
06-04-2018, 11:25 AM
“ I’m not interested in pursuing anything with a coworker. Please don’t bring it up again.”
What the hell will repel an annoying persistent dude? I have a male coworker at my vanilla job who will not stop trying to get me to go on a date with him. I've already lied and said I have 5 kids, am done with dating men/lesbian now, and this dude will not go away. He says,"That's ok. I love kids and I could turn you straight again guaranteed". Dude..no. Just go away already.
Elektra Luxx
06-04-2018, 12:05 PM
I’m in a retirement ( maybe the final one for real !) from sex work but in a way nothing has changed! I’m still in sales so I’m finding myself looking at the calendar and trying to figure out : “ Where is the next $500-$1000 coming from ?”
I’m using all the pacing / rewards for goals tricks I was using dancing.
I’m still a “ path of least resistance “ type of sales person.
Oh , I guess the hours ! There is a change beyond not being naked. Ha.
Just a few things I've learned from sex work, marketing, sales, managing time and money, customer service, meeting deadlines. I now there's more, but nothing else comes to mind at the moment. Stuff like this need to be taught to girls before graduating from high school.
WendiStarr
06-04-2018, 01:42 PM
“ I’m not interested in pursuing anything with a coworker. Please don’t bring it up again.”
Thanks. He ended up quitting and I'm no longer at that job anymore either so problem solved. :)
ScarletKitten
06-09-2018, 09:23 AM
Styrofoam should be illegal. Aside from nuclear waste, styrofoam is one of the worst things humans have created. It takes a million years for it to break down. That is completely unacceptable. If humans were wiped off the face of the planet, a million years later, styrofoam would still be sitting in landfills and floating in oceans and lakes. It's completely insane and disgusting. I don't want to use or support styrofoam anymore.
We need to switch to biodegradable packaging instead. We can make styrofoam-like packaging with mushroom material, and it's completely biodegradable!
https://www.1millionwomen.com.au/blog/why-you-should-say-no-styrofoam/
The solutions are upon us! Why don't all the cities and countries on Earth agree to ban styrofoam? This should be one of the top concerns of the environment!