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slowpoke
06-09-2018, 03:24 PM
What ever happened to excelsior?

https://d37zdviatz1qu.cloudfront.net/images/sku/FWE14-XLARGE.jpg

WendiStarr
06-18-2018, 09:14 AM
It pisses me off that LE has nothing better to do than to go after legal age consenting adults instead of the real criminals like sex traffickers, rapists, and drug dealers. This is extending even to platonic stuff now like cuddling. I'm fairly certain I platonically cuddled a LEO. I could tell by how he was behaving and his obvious discomfort and agitation.

SnuffleUffleGrass
06-18-2018, 09:49 AM
It pisses me off that LE has nothing better to do than to go after legal age consenting adults instead of the real criminals like sex traffickers, rapists, and drug dealers. This is extending even to platonic stuff now like cuddling. I'm fairly certain I platonically cuddled a LEO. I could tell by how he was behaving and his obvious discomfort and agitation.

This is un-intentionally funny b/c policing is the complete opposite of non sexual cuddles. He probably felt hella guilty.

I have heard the sex trafficking in Detroit/Chicago is horrifyingly bad so IMO the LE in those regions attach new funding/grants for stings to existing allottments.

Elektra Luxx
06-19-2018, 12:26 PM
It pisses me off that LE has nothing better to do than to go after legal age consenting adults instead of the real criminals like sex traffickers, rapists, and drug dealers. This is extending even to platonic stuff now like cuddling. I'm fairly certain I platonically cuddled a LEO. I could tell by how he was behaving and his obvious discomfort and agitation.

I think LE goes after the easy things to pad their books. "Hey look at all the crimes we've gone after this week! We investigated this very pretty woman who's helping sad, lonely guys feel better about life."

slowpoke
06-19-2018, 07:00 PM
Try to get them to investigate a burglary.

LizzyMe
06-20-2018, 03:31 PM
Every time when some random stranger, who is not that good looking makes eye contact or looks me up and down out in public for way longer than is necessary, I think to myself, what a freeloader! You should really tip me for that, or get lost! :)

Bahuba
06-20-2018, 04:32 PM
Betcha pretty soon there will be an option for tipping for ogling.

LizzyMe
06-21-2018, 08:15 AM
Betcha pretty soon there will be an option for tipping for ogling.

When I am camming, I expect men to Tip or take me Private or Exclusive if they are ogling me for a certain amount of time. The quiet ones really bug me. At least talk, be funny and or make conversation. If a customer is not talking , tipping or taking me to a show after some time has passed and I have said hello to him, and tried to say something to get a conversation going, they get booted out until they use some social skills. I do give them a chance though and I don't kick them out too soon.

It would be cool if it could be applied to real life guys who love to stare and stare.:)

Bahuba
06-21-2018, 12:40 PM
^^ Well, as I'm sure every guy does, sometimes you want to ogle people who are really attractive or a flawless example of your "type". Most don't, because it's impolite and probably disconcerting for the oglee. But if you have some people who have an "ok to ogle for $5" flag wouldn't that be funny? Then you'd be like, don't catcall, asshole, tip! People would be like, wow I made $60 just walking home today!

WendiStarr
06-22-2018, 12:43 PM
^ "ok to ogle for $5". That made me laugh. Imagine if a pretty lady walked by a construction job site or trucker stop with a sign like that..she'd probably make bank!

WendiStarr
07-12-2018, 04:23 PM
I'm trying to set up a payment option for my platonic cuddling service. I've tried Square and they ask so many questions like business name, what type of service, location, ssn#, and all kinds of bull crap. Paypal isn't an option because I was banned from that for using it as a payment method back when I used to do indy camming. I tried to create another account since that was years ago but hit a dead end there. Grr! Apparently vanilla businesses can have problems finding payment processors too. It doesn't help that so many people automatically think that cuddling is a front for prostitution but it's not. I legit do platonic cuddling and at least one Mr. Undercover Officer could verify that.

eagle2
07-12-2018, 09:41 PM
Here's a payment processor that specializes in adult industry related businesses:

https://www.soarpay.com/adult-merchant-account/

Glamourmilf
07-13-2018, 09:48 AM
I'm trying to set up a payment option for my platonic cuddling service. I've tried Square and they ask so many questions like business name, what type of service, location, ssn#, and all kinds of bull crap. Paypal isn't an option because I was banned from that for using it as a payment method back when I used to do indy camming. I tried to create another account since that was years ago but hit a dead end there. Grr! Apparently vanilla businesses can have problems finding payment processors too. It doesn't help that so many people automatically think that cuddling is a front for prostitution but it's not. I legit do platonic cuddling and at least one Mr. Undercover Officer could verify that.

My PayPal account was also closed due to trying to take payments for indy PSO.
You can open a brand new account, by using your first initial and your last name.
I've had my new account for over 7 years without​ any problems.

R-209
07-13-2018, 01:53 PM
What would it be like to have Dr. Hannibal Lecter as my psychiatrist?

ScarletKitten
07-13-2018, 06:39 PM
What would it be like to have Dr. Hannibal Lecter as my psychiatrist?

He would want to give you a lobotomy by taking a piece of your brain and cooking it, then feeding it to you for dinner. lol

R-209
07-15-2018, 10:13 AM
That guy was after Clarice, though, so he had it coming.

I thought I'd be okay because we have a mutual hatred of bad manners but he probably just wouldn't give a shit.

I might not get eaten, but I don't think I could count on him to properly manage my meds.

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-16-2018, 02:36 PM
https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/6/29/17501522/terry-crews-interview-metoo-venit-sorry-to-bother-you?ICID=ref_fark

Vyanka
07-18-2018, 10:40 AM
This is amazing. I'm living under a rock bc I just discovered smile.amazon.com

For those who don't know, you choose an organization you'd like to donate to. Amazon takes a cut of your order and donates it to that group. Woo hooo!! I chose "All Sato Project", to help rescue the feral dogs of Puerto Rico. They are super overwhelmed, so any penny they can get is very useful.

R-209
07-18-2018, 06:38 PM
Jury duty. AGAIN.

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-24-2018, 11:36 AM
Random and positive-


https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/meet-the-woman-changing-prison-return-rates-—-through-beauty/ar-BBL14F5?ocid=spartandhp

NitaBaby
07-24-2018, 11:49 AM
Taco Bell hit all the spots today.

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-24-2018, 01:17 PM
Taco Bell hit all the spots today.

My tummy is too delicate for the rodeo known as a Taco Bell meal but boy oh boy do I miss that ride of a meal!

ScarletKitten
07-25-2018, 05:27 PM
Elin Errson (the young woman who stopped the plane deportation) is a badass.

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-26-2018, 06:40 PM
Elin Errson (the young woman who stopped the plane deportation) is a badass.

She's a hero. Well, heroine.

Random- my diet is going well. Yayyyy

ScarletKitten
07-27-2018, 12:57 PM
I want some dr. pepper so bad right now. I'm thinking of walking to the nearest convenience store just to satisfy my craving. I actually want both dr. pepper and root beer mixed together. omg its glorious.

R-209
07-28-2018, 12:43 PM
I want some dr. pepper so bad right now. I'm thinking of walking to the nearest convenience store just to satisfy my craving. I actually want both dr. pepper and root beer mixed together. omg its glorious.

I gave up soda a long time ago but often have a Dr. Pepper craving. Never got around to trying the kind made with real sugar.

That root beer idea, though...

R-209
07-30-2018, 10:36 AM
Alex Trebek is likely to leave Jeopardy! after his contract expires in 2020 (https://pagesix.com/2018/07/30/alex-trebek-signals-hes-retiring-in-2020/).

He will be 80 by then.

NitaBaby
08-06-2018, 09:28 AM
I can’t wait until October. It’ll be my first year doing something for Halloween and I am READY :witch:

WendiStarr
08-07-2018, 11:20 AM
Is today National Day of the Creeps or what?

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-07-2018, 04:19 PM
Is today National Day of the Creeps or what?

How is that?

R-209
08-08-2018, 08:39 PM
I'm not remotely superstitious, but it seems that I am increasingly encountering instances of the number 88. It's probably best remembered as the speed the DeLorean had to reach in "Back to the Future."
Then there's the bounty hunter IG-88 from "The Empire Strikes Back" or the Crazy 88s from "Kill Bill."
The number has a Wikipedia page, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)) which lists some of the scientific instances, like the number of constellations in the sky.

In China, it is considered a lucky number. For me, its greatest significance is that it is the exit number for my childhood hometown. But lately, it seems to pop up everywhere. Whenever I check my phone's charge or the price of something at the store, Pokemon Go, or the temperature at this very moment. Lots of things like that.

Unfortunately, 88 is also a prominent neo-nazi symbol.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's just weird, I guess.

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-10-2018, 09:54 AM
https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/media

oldster
08-12-2018, 06:17 AM
kinda interesting, sports blog, article about a baseball player, giving credit to his wife for his resurgence

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2790162-the-road-that-brought-justin-verlander-back?share=other

you can read it as sappy stand by your man stuff, or however you want, but the interesting point to me is this is not a vanity fair or people magazine story, but in a hard core sports publication

so, maybe Kate Upton isn't just a blond with big boobs

NitaBaby
08-12-2018, 08:48 AM
I think it’s time for a sugar daddy. The basic bitch routine was cute while it lasted.

ScarletKitten
08-12-2018, 10:07 AM
This is hilarious. Made my day. LOL!!!

http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175326921343/when-you-tell-your-mom-you-wanna-be-a-stripper-but

Edit: You have to be logged into tumblr to view it.

R-209
08-12-2018, 08:20 PM
Installed a new pedometer app and went for a quick walk:

50261

Told you so.

Glamourmilf
08-13-2018, 07:17 AM
I'm not remotely superstitious, but it seems that I am increasingly encountering instances of the number 88. It's probably best remembered as the speed the DeLorean had to reach in "Back to the Future."
Then there's the bounty hunter IG-88 from "The Empire Strikes Back" or the Crazy 88s from "Kill Bill."
The number has a Wikipedia page, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)) which lists some of the scientific instances, like the number of constellations in the sky.

In China, it is considered a lucky number. For me, its greatest significance is that it is the exit number for my childhood hometown. But lately, it seems to pop up everywhere. Whenever I check my phone's charge or the price of something at the store, Pokemon Go, or the temperature at this very moment. Lots of things like that.

Unfortunately, 88 is also a prominent neo-nazi symbol.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's just weird, I guess.

In the positive. Look up the meaning of seeing 88 everywhere in angel numbers.
Google it.
I have been seeing the number 111 everywhere, since my mom passed.
It's a good thing.
:cloud9::angel:

R-209
08-13-2018, 07:03 PM
In the positive. Look up the meaning of seeing 88 everywhere in angel numbers.

Eight turned sideways resembles the symbol for infinity, so eighty-eight must equal double infinity.

Also...

50264

trustfundkiller
08-14-2018, 11:11 AM
I ordered absinthe and I'm really excited to try it! Never had it before. I'm weird and I actually like the taste of licorice so I think I'm going to enjoy it. If I don't like it, at least it will look pretty on my bar cart and give it a pop of color.

ScarletKitten
08-14-2018, 04:07 PM
Eight turned sideways resembles the symbol for infinity, so eighty-eight must equal double infinity.

I was going to say the same thing! I believe 88 is double infinity. But how do you double infinity? Unless we are talking about 2 different universes, each having its own "infinity".......maybe 88 means 2 different universes will collide in the future.

Elektra Luxx
08-14-2018, 08:47 PM
Eight turned sideways resembles the symbol for infinity, so eighty-eight must equal double infinity.

I heard a podcast recently that said that people think that infinity is a number. Infinity is not a number, it's a concept. Double infinity is...infinity. For example, how many whole numbers are there? Infinite. How many even numbers are there? Infinite. How many prime numbers are there? Infinite. You would think there are less even or prime numbers than whole numbers, but they are all infinite. Infinity, I love talking about mind boggling subjects.

baer45
08-14-2018, 10:00 PM
I heard a podcast recently that said that people think that infinity is a number. Infinity is not a number, it's a concept. Double infinity is...infinity. For example, how many whole numbers are there? Infinite. How many even numbers are there? Infinite. How many prime numbers are there? Infinite. You would think there are less even or prime numbers than whole numbers, but they are all infinite. Infinity, I love talking about mind boggling subjects.

That's correct. The cardinalities of even numbers and odd numbers are all infinity. even number or prime numbers are subsets of the whole numbers, which is still countable. Real numbers are the uncountable powerset of all numbers you mentioned. At this level, you can only compare two infinite sets, not the cardinalities.

lynn2009
08-15-2018, 03:21 AM
I heard a podcast recently that said that people think that infinity is a number. Infinity is not a number, it's a concept. Double infinity is...infinity. For example, how many whole numbers are there? Infinite. How many even numbers are there? Infinite. How many prime numbers are there? Infinite. You would think there are less even or prime numbers than whole numbers, but they are all infinite. Infinity, I love talking about mind boggling subjects.

Aren't there also an infinite amount of numbers between each whole number? Like between 1 and 2, you have 1.1, 1.01, 1.001, 1001, 1.0001 etc. You can always add more after the decimal.

Elektra Luxx
08-15-2018, 03:38 AM
Aren't there also an infinite amount of numbers between each whole number? Like between 1 and 2, you have 1.1, 1.01, 1.001, 1001, 1.0001 etc. You can always add more after the decimal.

True.

eagle2
08-19-2018, 12:37 AM
I heard a podcast recently that said that people think that infinity is a number. Infinity is not a number, it's a concept. Double infinity is...infinity. For example, how many whole numbers are there? Infinite. How many even numbers are there? Infinite. How many prime numbers are there? Infinite. You would think there are less even or prime numbers than whole numbers, but they are all infinite. Infinity, I love talking about mind boggling subjects.

The largest known prime number has 23,249,425 digits.

WendiStarr
08-20-2018, 02:24 PM
True story: my boobies busted my button up dress shirt. Luckily(or unluckily) it did that when I was at home and not meeting with the hiring manager of vanilla job. That would've been awkward as hell. Also, seeing how there were a bunch of dudes all around, probably would've had the equivalent reaction as throwing bloody meat into a shark tank.

R-209
08-21-2018, 05:56 PM
Have survived three rounds of draws for jury duty... would really prefer not to go this time... am certain my number will be drawn on the last day...

R-209
08-23-2018, 08:30 AM
^^
My group's term ended early! I actually called the info line a couple times just to hear the message again.
Was getting nervous about my cats being cared for if I ended up serving on a lengthy trial.

ScarletKitten
08-24-2018, 05:37 PM
Anyone who sees this and still eats beef afterwards is a monster with no soul.

http://i.imgur.com/qIgcg7d.gifv

NitaBaby
08-25-2018, 02:15 AM
*eats beef afterwards *