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AChildOfBoredom
11-21-2018, 01:58 PM
I used to contract to do oversized load escort, so I have a light bar on my vehicle, as well as flashing strobes on the front, back, and on the running boards, plus high beam ‘wig wag’ flashers. In those situations at night, I’ll kick those on… even though they’re white and amber, it still makes people react immediately, because they have no idea what the hell is going on. Much more effective than the horn, IMO.
Bahuba
11-22-2018, 11:10 AM
For US people - Happy Thanksgiving!
AChildOfBoredom
11-22-2018, 10:51 PM
Alright… Thanksgiving is over, it’s officially okay to get in the Christmas spirit now…
https://youtu.be/oqH55RWPHaw
whirlerz
11-23-2018, 09:28 PM
Just put a wicker Santa face on my front door..
I have a little tree made out of a string of plastic crystals & lights..however the lights don't work.
My mom won it somewhere.
I bought a small pine tree, it came w/cute mini ornaments, you clip them on.
Going to repot that Baby. :)
AChildOfBoredom
11-25-2018, 08:44 PM
Sooooo… I learned recently of a band called Mac Sabbath on account of my former roommate posting about having gone to see them last Thursday in Denver. And their whole thing is that they dress as McDonald’s characters and play fast food-themed parodies of Black Sabbath songs. So yes, of course I’d be into that. And of course I’d find out about this several months after they played in Durham. Figures.
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SnuffleUffleGrass
11-26-2018, 02:14 AM
^ Pure, fricking Genius. Like GWAR and the 1980s had a Love Child.....
AChildOfBoredom
11-26-2018, 03:24 AM
GWAR
They’re out of Richmond. I’ve actually been to a couple of their “GWARbecues”. Fun times, though you get sick of hearing people say, “meat sandwich” as if it’s something clever which nobody saw coming. And maybe no small amount of flatulence afterwards, at least for some people. Or that’s what I’ve been told, anyhow.
Djoser
11-27-2018, 03:43 PM
Random thought. I wonder if anybody ever walked down the aisle to "Closer" by NIN. Yeah, I realize it would have to be an "alternative" type of church who would allow such a song to play. This cracks me up thinking about it and no, I'm not getting married, probably ever. After all I do have a friend who recently walked down the aisle to "The Hey Song". I thought that was an odd choice of song but I know there has to be some freakier people out there.
I got so fucking sick to death of that song after the 17,000th request. Even the one Static-X remix I have got old as hell and I would do almost anything to avoid it, unless the girl was going to flip out on me and run crying to the manager.
Worst of all, the girls who say (When you ask them what music they like) 'NIN, Marilyn Manson, Tool, etc'. Then you play them ANY other song by NIN and they are screaming from stage 'WTF is this shit??!! I wanted NIN!!!'
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
But I digress. As a wedding song, right out there, but who am I to judge, and traditional wedding bullshit makes me want to hurl anyway.
However, according to people I've talked to, the song isn't really about animalistic sex, but about his feelings about religion? Not sure about that but I've had more than one actual real NIN fan who knows the music other than the one fucking song (pun intended ha ha) insist it was the case.
But after a few years doing whatever I could to avoid it, the crushing boredom it used to elicit has eased, I played the Static-X version last night and it was fine... ;D
Djoser
11-27-2018, 03:50 PM
^ Im sure it’s been done.
You’ve seen the funny YouTube for the “ crazy bitch “ song by buck cherry?
No I'd like to see that one, do you have a link?
Another one I wonder WHY on earth so many girls ask for. Especially when their 'Lit Up' is ten times better (see below).
It's sexist as hell. 'She's a crazy bitch, but she fucks so good I'm on top of it.' Dude, shut the fuck up, goody for you but I don't want to hear about it.
Not that stereotypical behavior isn't out there, men and women alike. I bet the singer is as much a douchebag as the crazy bitch. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABZfkRcQ6A
AChildOfBoredom
11-28-2018, 01:20 PM
Interesting…
https://cdllife.com/2018/the-trucking-industry-is-targeting-high-school-students-to-help-fill-driver-shortage/
I suppose it beats fast food, but I really would not want that life.
SnuffleUffleGrass
11-28-2018, 01:23 PM
Interesting…
https://cdllife.com/2018/the-trucking-industry-is-targeting-high-school-students-to-help-fill-driver-shortage/
I suppose it beats fast food, but I really would not want that life.
It's not all bad. Some of my best buddies are truckers. Most of them are nuts though lol
AChildOfBoredom
11-28-2018, 03:04 PM
It's not all bad. Some of my best buddies are truckers. Most of them are nuts though lol
I first got a Class B CDL when I was 19 (and upgraded to a Class A later on), and I remember the instructor who did my road test saying “CDL” stood for “Certified Deranged Lunatic”, and I suppose it’s not difficult to see why.
I have to transport horses with our T800 and 53’ horse trailer on occasion, but we have arrangements with various places around the country for to turn out the horses, then we’ll (because I usually have a stable hand or groomer riding with me) and either spend the night there or in a hotel/motel/Holiday Inn, so I go to truck stops only for fuel or if there’s a shop and there’s a repair which I can’t do myself. If I had to sleep at truck stops, I wouldn’t do it. The thirst is just too strong out there, and there are some creepy motherfuckers driving a truck for a living. Fortunately, our ungoverned truck is capable of easily outrunning the typical 62 - 65 MPH governed company trucks. Of course, not all - or even the majority of - my interactions with truck drivers have been bad, but I’ve also more than one experience where fueling a truck has been akin to…
https://youtu.be/ESt41QN9ako
SnuffleUffleGrass
11-30-2018, 08:59 AM
^ OH gurl….lol
WendiStarr
12-01-2018, 08:38 AM
Next person who asks me my age I'm going to tell them that I'm 21-23. Nobody seems to ever believe me anyways when I say that I'm a 30+ milf. However if I was 21-23 that would've made me 12-14 years old when I had my kid..
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-01-2018, 07:53 PM
I love ginger ale...
Vyanka
12-01-2018, 10:30 PM
I love ginger ale...
Ditto. It has to be organic.
Vyanka
12-01-2018, 10:44 PM
I got so fucking sick to death of that song after the 17,000th request. Even the one Static-X remix I have got old as hell and I would do almost anything to avoid it, unless the girl was going to flip out on me and run crying to the manager.
Worst of all, the girls who say (When you ask them what music they like) 'NIN, Marilyn Manson, Tool, etc'. Then you play them ANY other song by NIN and they are screaming from stage 'WTF is this shit??!! I wanted NIN!!!'
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
But I digress. As a wedding song, right out there, but who am I to judge, and traditional wedding bullshit makes me want to hurl anyway.
However, according to people I've talked to, the song isn't really about animalistic sex, but about his feelings about religion? Not sure about that but I've had more than one actual real NIN fan who knows the music other than the one fucking song (pun intended ha ha) insist it was the case.
But after a few years doing whatever I could to avoid it, the crushing boredom it used to elicit has eased, I played the Static-X version last night and it was fine... ;D
Ha!
I'm also sick to death of hearing "Closer". If I had to pick a NIN song it'd be "Sanctified" or something by "The Fragile" album.
eagle2
12-01-2018, 11:37 PM
I wish cars came with different honks.
The car ahead of me at a solid five-minute red light has apparently been daydreaming and not noticed the change.
I'd like to be able to say "Excuse me, but it's green now" instead of "MOVE ASSHOLE," which is what the default honk sounds like to me.
Here's one with 46 different sounds, including 14 different animals:
https://www.amazon.com/Vixen-Horns-Electronic-Announcement-VXS6200/dp/B018B2EVEY
AChildOfBoredom
12-02-2018, 02:09 PM
My ex-roommate installed one that played Dixie just so he could embarrass me, our other roommate, or anyone else he had to pick up. For that purpose, it was super effective.
Elektra Luxx
12-03-2018, 03:21 PM
I'm not sure I like the old 40's or 50's style of Christmas songs, like by Bing Crosby or Perry Como.
AChildOfBoredom
12-03-2018, 05:44 PM
I'm not sure I like the old 40's or 50's style of Christmas songs, like by Bing Crosby or Perry Como.
Oh, that’s not even the worst if it. This one is…
https://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc
This song is an abomination - a plague upon this earth, and may God have no mercy on the souls of anyone involved in its being. Even this “Hick Hop” shit is tolerable in comparison. This song is the very reason we need a “war on Christmas”.
I strongly dislike this song, is what I’m kind of implying here.
Djoser
12-04-2018, 03:21 AM
Ha!
I'm also sick to death of hearing "Closer". If I had to pick a NIN song it'd be "Sanctified" or something by "The Fragile" album.
They've got some outstanding remix CDs too.
Djoser
12-04-2018, 03:25 AM
I'm not sure I like the old 40's or 50's style of Christmas songs, like by Bing Crosby or Perry Como.
Kinda cheezy yeah.
I'm real fussy about which Sinatra too. Most clubs into that stuff play that fucking New York song endlessly. If I play Sinatra by request (rare) I like 'Summer Wind'
But sorry it's not Christmas music.
Elektra Luxx
12-04-2018, 10:41 AM
Oh, that’s not even the worst if it. This one is…
https://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc
This song is an abomination - a plague upon this earth, and may God have no mercy on the souls of anyone involved in its being. Even this “Hick Hop” shit is tolerable in comparison. This song is the very reason we need a “war on Christmas”.
I strongly dislike this song, is what I’m kind of implying here.
Wow!!! That's really bad.
Elektra Luxx
12-04-2018, 10:44 AM
Kinda cheezy yeah.
I'm real fussy about which Sinatra too. Most clubs into that stuff play that fucking New York song endlessly. If I play Sinatra by request (rare) I like 'Summer Wind'
But sorry it's not Christmas music.
I like "One for my Baby"
R-209
12-04-2018, 02:33 PM
WARNING: Contains brief nudity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnT7vLIZYYs
Elektra Luxx
12-04-2018, 03:23 PM
I ordered a Lightkeeper Pro from Amazon. I hope it works like it's supposed to. I've got several strings of Christmas lights that aren't working.
https://www.amazon.com/Pro-Complete-Incandecent-Holiday-Squeeze/dp/B01M12DZLM/ref=mp_s_a_1_4/142-1814143-0098652?ie=UTF8&qid=1543961958&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=light+keeper+pro&dpPl=1&dpID=41t832xmV1L&ref=plSrch
I have to finish decorating my tree. I have a tradition...I decorate my Christmas tree nudeski.
slowpoke
12-04-2018, 04:56 PM
Oh, that’s not even the worst if it. This one is…
https://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc
This song is an abomination - a plague upon this earth, and may God have no mercy on the souls of anyone involved in its being. Even this “Hick Hop” shit is tolerable in comparison. This song is the very reason we need a “war on Christmas”.
I strongly dislike this song, is what I’m kind of implying here.
Have you noticed they pronounce donkey as though it were DUNK-Y
AChildOfBoredom
12-04-2018, 07:37 PM
Have you noticed they pronounce donkey as though it were DUNK-Y
Oh, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I mean, why would Santa’s reindeer need to climb the hills of Italy, even? They fly!!!.
I should probably stop now, because I tend to launch into really long tirades about this song.
AChildOfBoredom
12-04-2018, 07:37 PM
Have you noticed they pronounce donkey as though it were DUNK-Y
Oh, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I mean, why would Santa’s reindeer need to climb the hills of Italy, even? They fly!!!.
I should probably stop now, because I tend to launch into really long tirades about this song.
Djoser
12-04-2018, 09:05 PM
I have a tradition...I decorate my Christmas tree nudeski.
I do everything nude (in my own apartment at least). But I suspect you look a lot more interesting decorating your tree.
Djoser
12-04-2018, 09:08 PM
Oh, that’s not even the worst if it. This one is…
This song is an abomination - a plague upon this earth, and may God have no mercy on the souls of anyone involved in its being. Even this “Hick Hop” shit is tolerable in comparison. This song is the very reason we need a “war on Christmas”.
Or another War on Drugs :D Except the first one was such a failure. A War on Idiots Taking Bad Drugs maybe?
Elektra Luxx
12-04-2018, 09:35 PM
I do everything nude (in my own apartment at least). But I suspect you look a lot more interesting decorating your tree.
More interesting than you? I doubt it. I'm nude most of the time too. I'll wear a tee and panties if I open the shades to let in natural light in.
Elektra Luxx
12-07-2018, 01:17 AM
I ordered a Lightkeeper Pro from Amazon. I hope it works like it's supposed to. I've got several strings of Christmas lights that aren't working.
https://www.amazon.com/Pro-Complete-Incandecent-Holiday-Squeeze/dp/B01M12DZLM/ref=mp_s_a_1_4/142-1814143-0098652?ie=UTF8&qid=1543961958&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=light+keeper+pro&dpPl=1&dpID=41t832xmV1L&ref=plSrch
I have to finish decorating my tree. I have a tradition...I decorate my Christmas tree nudeski.
It actually worked. I mean it was quick and easy. I'm pleasantly surprised. Now to decorate. *wink wink*
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-07-2018, 05:46 AM
Kinda cheezy yeah.
I'm real fussy about which Sinatra too. Most clubs into that stuff play that fucking New York song endlessly. If I play Sinatra by request (rare) I like 'Summer Wind'
But sorry it's not Christmas music.
Anytime is the right time for some Sinatra.
R-209
12-08-2018, 01:11 PM
Must wash sheets.
Cats aren't moving.
Bahuba
12-08-2018, 03:15 PM
I missed the Sinatra Sprint but yes, "Very Good Year" that song worked my emotions when I was a waiter in college window shopping for Lalique fish and it STILL DOES. Only immortality beats that song, and we don't have that yet
AChildOfBoredom
12-09-2018, 02:59 PM
https://youtu.be/4g5p6b-ZZ5Y
slowpoke
12-09-2018, 05:31 PM
Jerry Miculek can shoot a gun sideways and actually hit something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1jx1TOzxrE
AChildOfBoredom
12-09-2018, 06:33 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand… this happened…
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And I thought I was a good child sitter.
slowpoke
12-09-2018, 08:23 PM
Thanks for teaching me something new today^^
http://unit70.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/IMG_9337.jpg
In Central European folklore, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure described as "half-goat, half-demon",[1] who, during the Christmas season, punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts. Krampus is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in several regions including Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Northern Italy including South Tyrol and the Province of Trento, Slovakia, and Slovenia.[2] The origin of the figure is unclear; some folklorists and anthropologists have postulated it as having pre-Christian origins.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
Elektra Luxx
12-09-2018, 11:32 PM
^^^
Scary. Traumatize some kids.
WendiStarr
12-10-2018, 06:18 PM
Cinnamon in hot chocolate is awesome!
AChildOfBoredom
12-11-2018, 03:18 PM
Wait… you can do this with sparklers?!
https://youtu.be/MIPaHs-I2CU
I sorta want to try it for myself now.
slowpoke
12-11-2018, 04:22 PM
Be sure to use your own porta potty, or it will be vandalism.
AChildOfBoredom
12-11-2018, 05:06 PM
I didn’t say I actually was going to do it. Besides, I spent all my shithouse money on new clothes and my pole dance studio membership. Doesn’t mean the dream is the dead - I’ll still be the first on my block to have my very own port-a-crapper. I’ll be all the envy. They’ll write songs about me.
“You are the shithouse queen…
young and sweet…
a few years past seventeen…”
Actually, scratch that part… that doesn’t sound like it would be very flattering, and I want to stop before it starts conjuring visuals.
The worst I’ve done to one of those… I backed into one with an Integrated Toolcarrier (a front end loader with a means to quickly detach and switch accessories such as buckets or forks) and knocked it over while it was occupied.
slowpoke
12-12-2018, 06:47 AM
Kind of reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ
AChildOfBoredom
12-12-2018, 07:04 AM
Kind of reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, shit… I haven’t laughed so hard in forever! I’m feeling light headed now, like I might pass out.
R-209
12-13-2018, 01:49 PM
Items found in Winter coat pocket:
Small Bic lighter, green
$7.15
Baggie of peanuts to feed squirrels
Notepad (blank) and pen
Xanax tablet, likely expired
Handkerchief
Ticket stub for "The Last Jedi"
carmen_b
12-13-2018, 10:35 PM
^ This would be a good Tinder bio.