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slowpoke
02-13-2019, 07:27 AM
Try a gift certificate from Bass Pro Shop, Academy, Orvis.
whirlerz
02-13-2019, 08:47 AM
Throw 'em a burge & some lip balm..
WendiStarr
02-13-2019, 06:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHX-FE41c-o
^ A song that is 99.9% guaranteed to freak out and scare off any individual of the male gender. :rotfl:
AChildOfBoredom
02-13-2019, 06:51 PM
Laser tag. Try laser tag. It’s fun, and it’s thinking outside the box. If I weren’t damned to perpetual singledom, I’d want someone with a sense of creativity who’d employ some unconventional thinking during events like Valentines Day. My not single friends end up doing the same thing every Valentines Day, birthday, anniversary, etc. and I think I’d tire of that.
I remember hearing someone once say that for their ideal Valentines night out, they’d burn a church down and have sex on somebody’s grave. While it’s far from being my idea of a romantic night out, and I’d never go for it, I was impressed with how they thought outside the box. And there probably is someone out there who’d go for that. Not me, but someone.
Anyhow, I think laser tag is a good idea. Not paintball, though. If you get hit on any exposed part, not only does it hurt like fuck, but it leaves a huge welt. Laser tag is definitely the better option.
Elektra Luxx
02-13-2019, 07:07 PM
Oh wow!, that's a good idea! I had my twelveth birthday party at Laser Tag. It was so much fun!
AChildOfBoredom
02-13-2019, 10:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHX-FE41c-o
^ A song that is 99.9% guaranteed to freak out and scare off any individual of the male gender. :rotfl:
Holy shit. Yeah, I’m definitely making sure not to piss the DJ off now, because having that one come up unexpectedly during a set could really fuck my night up. And if they ever actually do that, I’ll do some shit to them like what was done in those videos released by ISIS :)
Elektra Luxx
02-14-2019, 04:37 AM
My boss/my ex-bf is taking me to breakfast for Valentine's Day. Then later bf is taking me to dinner...for Valentine's Day. Then next weekend we are going to the beach, to fish so he try his new fishing reel...for Valentine's Day. I hope it's not too cold to enjoy the beach.
Thanks to all for the great gift ideas.
AChildOfBoredom
02-14-2019, 03:48 PM
We were just doing predictive text valentines on our phones. Here's the one my phone came up with
"Roses and the air
Violets and blue are the same
The only one thing that happened was the end of time
That is an only way"
carmen_b
02-14-2019, 04:19 PM
Well I wish I wouldn't have sent those " I was SO horny " texts over to the new love interest and just played it cool after he got back into town ...... but it's me we are talking about so ..........
slowpoke
02-15-2019, 02:04 PM
My boss/my ex-bf is taking me to breakfast for Valentine's Day. Then later bf is taking me to dinner...for Valentine's Day. Then next weekend we are going to the beach, to fish so he try his new fishing reel...for Valentine's Day. I hope it's not too cold to enjoy the beach.
Thanks to all for the great gift ideas.
Padre island is forcast for a high of 71 on the 23RD.
Elektra Luxx
02-15-2019, 02:34 PM
Padre island is forcast for a high of 71 on the 23RD.
That's not too bad. Not exactly bikini weather, but I'm still laying out by the water.
slowpoke
02-15-2019, 05:58 PM
I think it is cool to wade the each, but with waders in the bay it might be ok.
WendiStarr
02-15-2019, 06:05 PM
23 more days until my birthday.
Elektra Luxx
02-15-2019, 11:05 PM
I think it is cool to wade the each, but with waders in the bay it might be ok.
Yup, the water is too, too cold! Plus I don't have waders. I wade fish in sexy heels. jk!
I fish in a bikini or spanx, water shoes and a big floppy hat. But you have to shuffle your feet to scare away any stingrays that might have buried themselves in the sand. My dad taught me that.
I've never been stung by a stingray, but I've been stung by a jellyfish. A couple of years ago, I was swimming in the surf in Port A wearing an over-sized t-shirt and I think my booby was out and jellyfish brushed my right nipple. It hurt for days.
AChildOfBoredom
02-15-2019, 11:24 PM
^that sounds fucking painful! I had one brush against my leg and that was bad enough. I didn't know anything about jellyfish because I'd never been in the ocean before. And I also haven't gone into it again since.
eagle2
02-16-2019, 02:00 AM
Yup, the water is too, too cold! Plus I don't have waders. I wade fish in sexy heels. jk!
I fish in a bikini or spanx, water shoes and a big floppy hat. But you have to shuffle your feet to scare away any stingrays that might have buried themselves in the sand. My dad taught me that.
I've never been stung by a stingray, but I've been stung by a jellyfish. A couple of years ago, I was swimming in the surf in Port A wearing an over-sized t-shirt and I think my booby was out and jellyfish brushed my right nipple. It hurt for days.
Stingrays are cool. When I was at the Cayman islands, I was feeding them. They would swim up to me and let me pet them.
Elektra Luxx
02-16-2019, 10:36 AM
Stingrays are cool. When I was at the Cayman islands, I was feeding them. They would swim up to me and let me pet them.
That is so cool!! I wish I had done that when I was there.
This one time at the beach, in knee deep water, the water was extremely clear and could see something buried in the sand. I poked at it with the tip of my fishing rod, it was a huge, I mean HUGE stingray!! It was easily the size of a trash can lid. And it swam away.
slowpoke
02-16-2019, 10:37 AM
The water on the Texas gulf is seldom clear enough to see the rays. People step on them, and get stung.
carmen_b
02-16-2019, 10:52 AM
Third stripper trip en route in a short duration ! ;)
I just couldn't resist. It just seemed like a good time.
Sometimes I think I should find a girl to travel with but my current multi - layer hustle ( seeing the massage guys Noon to 5:30 ish before club hours and doing day job tasks by computer between the massage guys ) makes it so hard to travel with someone. I guess I'm just in a phase where I take up a lot of space with my spread to do everything.
It works to have some solo time during the day too.
Of course, I seem to still get nervous before EVERY trip even though I've checked weather conditions ect.
Elektra Luxx
02-16-2019, 11:01 AM
The water on the Texas gulf is seldom clear enough to see the rays. People step on them, and get stung.
You're right! There's a stretch right around the end of July to the beginning of August where it's clear enough to SCUBA. You can see schools of fish swimming. It's my favorite time to go to the beach.
slowpoke
02-16-2019, 08:22 PM
^that sounds fucking painful! I had one brush against my leg and that was bad enough. I didn't know anything about jellyfish because I'd never been in the ocean before. And I also haven't gone into it again since.
If you get a jellyfish sting, have someone urinate on it. The ammonia in the urine counteracts the poison.
Elektra Luxx
02-17-2019, 12:59 AM
If you get a jellyfish sting, have someone urinate on it. The ammonia in the urine counteracts the poison.
Gross!!! I don't care how much it hurts, nobody is peeing on me!
slowpoke
02-17-2019, 12:12 PM
As an alternative you could carry a bottle of ammonia.
WendiStarr
02-18-2019, 04:19 PM
Do blind(someone who was born blind and never had eyesight before) people dream? If so, I wonder if they would dream in sound since they would have no idea what anything looks like?
R-209
02-18-2019, 05:45 PM
Read today that "The Phantom Menace" came out twenty years ago...
Christ.
carmen_b
02-18-2019, 06:11 PM
I was so tired last night that I swore I was missing $150 and convinced my last customer must have somehow taken it out of my purse ( and I'm ultra careful ) .
I had to calm down and write down detailed notes of exactly how I remembered making two days of money and promise myself a re-count in the morning.
Exhaustion, I tell ya. I could have sworn with 100% certainly that it was missing at 2:30 a.m. yesterday but after I slept and looked at the note ..... seems to be there. I think I need to start making daily cash envelopes for these trips. I have been paranoid like this before.
AChildOfBoredom
02-18-2019, 06:38 PM
If you get a jellyfish sting, have someone urinate on it. The ammonia in the urine counteracts the poison.
Gross!!! I don't care how much it hurts, nobody is peeing on me!
Yeah, I think my disposition’s going to be the same. What kind of kinky shit are you into?
slowpoke
02-19-2019, 06:33 AM
Do blind(someone who was born blind and never had eyesight before) people dream? If so, I wonder if they would dream in sound since they would have no idea what anything looks like?
Dream, and other things.
AChildOfBoredom
02-20-2019, 04:28 PM
A new tech managed to blow up a front end loader tire today. Fortunately, they were okay… they had stepped away from the cage and didn’t think to cut off the air when it did, plus they didn’t use the regulated air supply to inflate it.
It was a very surreal experience. It blew up, we all felt the percussion, then we were all just sort of dazed and looking at each other as if we’d just learned that the world was ending. I felt light headed, like I was going to pass out, and my ears are still ringing slightly from it.
slowpoke
02-20-2019, 05:41 PM
How does one of those tires cost? Was this one person or several?
AChildOfBoredom
02-20-2019, 05:56 PM
They're not cheap. Fortunately (somewhat), this was a used tire which had been dismounted and was being remounted, so not as big of a loss as a brand new tire would've been. This one came off of a Cat 972G, and this one was a radial tire, so we're talking a 26.5R25 Michelin XHA2 tire... looks like about $4600 new.
Someone's ass is in a sling, there's no doubt about that. How many asses, I'm not sure.
whirlerz
02-20-2019, 07:08 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/worker-killed-by-exploding-tire-at-john-wayne-airport/ar-BBTQQcG?OCID=ansmsnnews11
:O:O
slowpoke
02-20-2019, 07:14 PM
Was that wheel bolted to ANYTHING? It is really dangerous if they are loose.
AChildOfBoredom
02-21-2019, 05:23 AM
^it was on the loader itself
slowpoke
02-24-2019, 08:12 AM
^it was on the loader itself
That is better than having it loose, they can become projectiles if not fastened down.
WendiStarr
02-27-2019, 08:52 AM
Is today National Freeloader day? If I get one more request for lingerie or nude pictures without a cash tribute or guys asking to hook up because they're "so good in bed that I will want to pay them" I'm going to scream.
carmen_b
02-27-2019, 09:59 AM
^ Indeed ...... seems to be going around this week.
slowpoke
02-28-2019, 05:05 PM
Is today National Freeloader day? If I get one more request for lingerie or nude pictures without a cash tribute or guys asking to hook up because they're "so good in bed that I will want to pay them" I'm going to scream.
Tell them your birthday is coming up, and to send you a present.
WendiStarr
02-28-2019, 06:44 PM
Tell them your birthday is coming up, and to send you a present.
Good idea. I wouldn't be lying either because it really is coming up.
R-209
03-03-2019, 09:39 PM
Was sad to see a For Sale sign on a neighbor's house. I don't actually know them, but they have this little Pomeranian that I would sometimes get to see on my walk. He weighs like six pounds but is utterly fearless, and has the most hilarious bark. I think he would kill me if he got the chance.
AChildOfBoredom
03-04-2019, 02:22 PM
My coworker got the better of me today. He offered me a candy cane, which I accepted. So I’m eating it, not really thinking anything of it, when I notice him and others staring at me, obviously holding back laughter. So I ask them what’s so funny, and they’re like, “you really don’t notice it?”, so I press them further, and they tell me it’s a gag candy cane, and what I was told was a “sugar free caramel” candy cane was actually bacon flavored. Of course I became aware of the taste at that point, but I was already halfway through it, so I finished it. The aftertaste really gets you, though.
Growlerpussy
03-04-2019, 02:29 PM
You made my day!!!!
slowpoke
03-08-2019, 02:56 PM
Sugar-free bacon candy cane sounds like a good idea!
WendiStarr
03-08-2019, 03:03 PM
I don't normally drink pop but I could really go for a tall, ice cold glass of root beer right about now.
Nancydre
03-14-2019, 07:12 AM
You made my day!!!!
Same here as well :)
Djoser
03-16-2019, 04:35 PM
Ugh working a double tomorrow, the regular dayshift DJs can't cover it.
The only thing worse than dayshift is a double. The only thing worse than a double is a double right after saturday night when I can never sleep due to adrenaline. The only thing worse than that is when the double is on a major party holiday and I'm expected to put on a serious show.
whirlerz
03-16-2019, 06:25 PM
Ugh working a double tomorrow, the regular dayshift DJs can't cover it.
The only thing worse than dayshift is a double. The only thing worse than a double is a double right after saturday night when I can never sleep due to adrenaline. The only thing worse than that is when the double is on a major party holiday and I'm expected to put on a serious show.
What do they expect, St Pat's in the sc music?
Ppl are weird
WendiStarr
03-17-2019, 09:28 AM
^
Omg! :rotfl: That made me laugh out loud, seriously. I'm imagining strippers somehow incorporating an Irish jig into their pole routine to bag pipe music and Irish folk songs. That would be ridiculous and silly. Maybe they expect you to wear a green kilt..commando..oh, sorry.
AChildOfBoredom
03-17-2019, 12:03 PM
I'm pretty sure this isn't how it works..
I wanna be the person who gets to name animals at an animal shelter. And why not? If these fucking hippies and flower children can give cats names like "Blunt", "Hookah", and "Stash", why shouldn't I be able to give them Black Metal themed names? Can you imagine some little kid all giddy, "We got our new cats, Hellhammer and Necrobutcher!"? How fucking fantastic would that be? Though I might suggest they don't adopt Varg and Euronymous together. And it's not over the top. I mean, who the fuck comes up with these names at animal shelters anyhow? They named a fucking dog "Rocket", as if that's not going to be taken as some sort of double entendre. So, if these motherfuckers can do that, how is it ridiculous that I'd want to name a dog or cat "Blasphemer" or "Beelzebub"? I can do my part to help save the animals and do my part to bring contempt upon religion wherever possible. It's too fucking perfect!"
I'm really having a difficult time wrapping my head around this one.
R-209
03-17-2019, 12:29 PM
If I had one superpower, it would be to absolutely not care what anyone thinks of me.