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miss.a.p1600
05-12-2019, 06:27 PM
Ok someone brought it up and I decided to look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND41BOzqVoA
It’s probably a good thing she has the shrubbery there otherwise if they anything like the ratchet mfs here - dudes would be gawking while driving, honking horns n shit.
But otherwise she’s pretty good hula hooping skills
miss.a.p1600
05-12-2019, 06:31 PM
Seems an odd thing to do in a (hopefully crowded) restaurant.
You should know your male species well enough to know woman doing something “odd” is not that odd if she’s hot and dressed in skimpy outfit with ass and cleavage for days!
Not to mention it’s very good marketing tactic IF the waitress knows how to parlay it to her advantage.
Like joke about using the hula hoop for extra tip, or when customer walks in they see sexy Susan gyrating her hips with the hula hoop and request to sit at her table, etc.
slowpoke
05-12-2019, 07:02 PM
You should know your male species well enough to know woman doing something “odd” is not that odd if she’s hot and dressed in skimpy outfit with ass and cleavage for days!
Not to mention it’s very good marketing tactic IF the waitress knows how to parlay it to her advantage.
Like joke about using the hula hoop for extra tip, or when customer walks in they see sexy Susan gyrating her hips with the hula hoop and request to sit at her table, etc.
I thought in terms of knocking things off tables and serving trays. Certainly no one could complain about a charming young lady hula hooping!
It has been a loong time since I went to that restaurant. It is about 109 miles from where I live now. A long way to drive for a philly cheese steak
miss.a.p1600
05-12-2019, 08:41 PM
I thought in terms of knocking things off tables and serving trays. Certainly no one could complain about a charming young lady hula hooping!
It has been a loong time since I went to that restaurant. It is about 109 miles from where I live now. A long way to drive for a philly cheese steak
It’s been a while since I’ve been also but when I did I remember an attractive Asian lady hula hooping by the front like foyer area. If memory serves me correctly it was during a less crowded time
Lol @ knocking things off tables .... idk why that reminds me of this scene
https://youtu.be/WM9c5cpMxp0
AChildOfBoredom
05-12-2019, 09:37 PM
I really hated the hula hoops. Or rather, having to put on a show with a smile whenever these dickheads requested it for no reason other than that they could, and it’s not like I normally got tipped any better for it. I’d been in life-or-death firefights in Afghanistan, but no, I’ll be happy to hula hoop for you so you can gawk, Yuppie McFuckface
https://i.imgflip.com/30t3ps.jpg
It’s funny how people think strippers hate their customers… no, Hooters was where I hated I hated my customers. I really did like Tilted Kilt a lot better.
I did get pretty good at doing tricks with the hula hoops, though.
WendiStarr
05-13-2019, 06:59 AM
I received an email from some random scammer saying that they hacked my email, know all my passwords, and recorded a video of me masturbating that they threatened to post all over the "internets" and send to my family and friends unless I pay $16000 bitcoins within 2 hours. I had to laugh at this because I was a webcam model. There are already videos of me masturbating, posted all over the "internets"..lol
SnuffleUffleGrass
05-13-2019, 03:52 PM
I really hated the hula hoops. Or rather, having to put on a show with a smile whenever these dickheads requested it for no reason other than that they could, and it’s not like I normally got tipped any better for it. I’d been in life-or-death firefights in Afghanistan, but no, I’ll be happy to hula hoop for you so you can gawk, Yuppie McFuckface
https://i.imgflip.com/30t3ps.jpg
It’s funny how people think strippers hate their customers… no, Hooters was where I hated I hated my customers. I really did like Tilted Kilt a lot better.
I did get pretty good at doing tricks with the hula hoops, though.
It's probably his dad's Beemer.
Side note- why is the Beemer the Number One Vehicle Choice for Jerks? I was almost killed by one (they passed a Winnebago illegally on a 2 lane highway, almost slamming into me head on....Lucky for everyone there was a paved shoulder I swerved onto.)
AChildOfBoredom
05-14-2019, 01:58 AM
It's probably his dad's Beemer.
Side note- why is the Beemer the Number One Vehicle Choice for Jerks? I was almost killed by one (they passed a Winnebago illegally on a 2 lane highway, almost slamming into me head on....Lucky for everyone there was a paved shoulder I swerved onto.)
Because Hummer shut down ten years ago, and they never made that many to begin with. Although people who drive diesel pickups for personal conveyance and Tesla drivers are also noteworthy here.
R-209
05-14-2019, 10:24 AM
After recent sadness, I was glad to take my sweet little girl cat- who sleeps on my shoulder every night- to the vet for something as routine as vaccinations.
She was not putting up with it. My arm got sliced up pretty good, but at least she got a clean bill of health.
whirlerz
05-14-2019, 10:37 AM
It's probably his dad's Beemer.
Side note- why is the Beemer the Number One Vehicle Choice for Jerks? I was almost killed by one (they passed a Winnebago illegally on a 2 lane highway, almost slamming into me head on....Lucky for everyone there was a paved shoulder I swerved onto.)
Lol. I was almost ( literally) killed by bmw, that totalled my car
carmen_b
05-14-2019, 11:15 AM
I need to move to a town I can dance in. ;/
Ugh.
I wish I could just snap my fingers and have my place rented ( and cleaned / put together well enough to rent ) and have a month long rental set up somewhere else NEAR a club.
WendiStarr
05-14-2019, 07:30 PM
I'm so damn tired but I don't want to go to bed yet. I want to study a little more but I may fall asleep. Gah!
R-209
05-15-2019, 08:36 PM
Holy shit, they're bringing back "Press Your Luck."
Maybe "Classic Concentration" will follow.
queenelayliah
05-16-2019, 02:06 AM
I just had my first ever female customer. Like im on cloud 9 right now. I was even going to give her an extra 30 for free.
queenelayliah
05-16-2019, 06:16 PM
^ we talked for 8.5-9 hours! My longest phone call to date. I have to admit i got too into my feelings and i gave her an 1hr & 45 minutes for free because i liked talking to her so much. See this is why i cant have female customers lol. If she was a man i would have warned her when the time was running out and felt NO REMORSE when the call was over. With her i found it hard to tell her, her time is up.
R-209
05-17-2019, 07:58 AM
Woke up to the news that Grumpy Cat has passed away. This really hit home after my recent loss.
SnuffleUffleGrass
05-17-2019, 08:27 AM
I need to move to a town I can dance in. ;/
Ugh.
I wish I could just snap my fingers and have my place rented ( and cleaned / put together well enough to rent ) and have a month long rental set up somewhere else NEAR a club.
Now's a good time to get ready to trek it Montana for dancing. I have so many happy memories of dancing there.
My random- I got a bunch of neat free stuff but I have to go organize it right now. I try to think of my free windfalls as making up for $ I lose by bungling up things occasionally.
R-209
05-17-2019, 06:26 PM
I hope that when we die, we get to relive the same life- in God Mode.
miss.a.p1600
05-19-2019, 07:33 AM
I ate half a dozen donuts!
Good thing my metabolism is still going strong but I gotta chill on sugary cravings cause I know I won’t always be this lucky
JenniferNorth
05-19-2019, 07:52 AM
Has anyone ever done a country line dancing workout? I subscribe to BeFit on Amazon, and I see that among my suggested videos, but I feel unsure about doing them. I think I'm going to look so stupid, but it looks good for working the butt/hips/thighs?
WendiStarr
05-19-2019, 07:56 AM
^ JenniferNorth! Glad to see you back on here. :)
whirlerz
05-19-2019, 08:00 AM
I hope that when we die, we get to relive the same life- in God Mode.
Psalm 37. :)
whirlerz
05-19-2019, 08:01 AM
Yes, 2nd this :) re Jenn N. glad to see you
JenniferNorth
05-19-2019, 08:06 AM
Whirlz and Wendi! I am glad to see you guys too!! I miss y'all. I hope adult stuff is going good for everyone!
carmen_b
05-19-2019, 12:12 PM
Whoa , I feel so emotionally calm today after my crazy melt down yesterday.
Maybe sometimes you just have to " get it out ".
carmen_b
05-19-2019, 12:21 PM
^ Just go country dance for real. I've done it , it does burn the calories ( just drink diet cokes or something instead of booze), and ....cowboys .... obviously.
slowpoke
05-19-2019, 12:54 PM
^ That is what I was trying to say.
Better yet, now I think of it, take up Barrel Racing.
Why isnt there one of these ^ that points down?
R-209
05-19-2019, 05:52 PM
Finally finish an important letter I've been working on, hit print, and am told my printer needs a magenta cartridge to print plain text.
This should be illegal.
slowpoke
05-20-2019, 05:21 AM
Printers are a racket.
NitaBaby
05-20-2019, 06:07 AM
I just sent my girls off onto their respective school buses and was about to turn the key to open my apartment door when i saw a halo of sawdust float down on top of me.
I panic over any type of bug so at first I thought it was a collection of gnats and so started swatting at it. 15 detective-worthy seconds later I can't figure out what just happened and it happens again.This time i look directly up. The tip of a rats nose was peeking through the wooded roofing that covers my & my neighbors apartment entrance. And as soon as i realized what i was looking at, more dust fell.
I don't care what anyone says, this is the damn ghetto.
maximvsv
05-20-2019, 07:32 AM
Finally finish an important letter I've been working on, hit print, and am told my printer needs a magenta cartridge to print plain text.
This should be illegal.
A bunch will still let you print without it. My Epson at work does that.
R-209
05-20-2019, 09:48 AM
A bunch will still let you print without it. My Epson at work does that.
I found the setting that's supposed to do that and it doesn't work. Some Googling told me it's basically impossible.
I looked and found two extra cartridges- cyan and yellow.:(
ETA: Went to Staples because I wanted the cartridge today. They didn't have it. Also saw a Grumpy Cat mousepad which made me sad. So then I check Amazon which has a knockoff for like six bucks, but ten days to ship. I order what is apparently the last single magenta cartridge in the country.
NitaBaby
05-20-2019, 11:43 AM
I just woke up from the best nap I've had in ages. I worked extra late on SM last night and as soon as I sent my girls off to school this morning I balled up on the couch and didn't wake up for 5 hours. Talk about rejuvenated.
AChildOfBoredom
05-20-2019, 02:06 PM
I hope that when we die, we get to relive the same life- in God Mode.
Afghanistan would certainly be a lot different the second time around.
SnuffleUffleGrass
05-20-2019, 04:17 PM
Dick's Sporting Goods stores are awesome. We checked out the new one nearest to us- they have great promos (depending on what you are shopping for) and they carry Betsey Johnson sportwear, which to me is a huge plus (I love Betsey.)
(Note- I don't have any politically motivated reason for posting this. I only shared it b/c the two biggest competitors to Dick's are honestly overpriced.)
absolutelyadorable
05-20-2019, 05:05 PM
So apparently there's a nest of mud daubers (sp?) outside of my vanilla job. Fml. Idk who to call to get rid of them and I'm not gonna even try, but if one of those little demons come inside or land on me I'm gonna have a frickin heart attack.
slowpoke
05-20-2019, 05:06 PM
I just sent my girls off onto their respective school buses and was about to turn the key to open my apartment door when i saw a halo of sawdust float down on top of me.
I panic over any type of bug so at first I thought it was a collection of gnats and so started swatting at it. 15 detective-worthy seconds later I can't figure out what just happened and it happens again.This time i look directly up. The tip of a rats nose was peeking through the wooded roofing that covers my & my neighbors apartment entrance. And as soon as i realized what i was looking at, more dust fell.
I don't care what anyone says, this is the damn ghetto.
There could be termites or carpenter ants eating the building.
slowpoke
05-20-2019, 05:42 PM
So apparently there's a nest of mud daubers (sp?) outside of my vanilla job. Fml. Idk who to call to get rid of them and I'm not gonna even try, but if one of those little demons come inside or land on me I'm gonna have a frickin heart attack.
They lay eggs in the nests and leave. A nuisance, but they dont usually come after you.
absolutelyadorable
05-20-2019, 06:29 PM
They lay eggs in the nests and leave. A nuisance, but they dont usually come after you.
Soooooo we're gonna have mini demons flying around soon? Fack. Lol. I think a saw a few flying around earlier today? So I guess they were there to lay their stupid eggs and dip?
slowpoke
05-20-2019, 07:01 PM
I find a lot of nests with eggs that never hatched
I tried to start a drill press one time and it was jammed with nests.
absolutelyadorable
05-20-2019, 07:57 PM
Omfg ;D;D;D:'(:'(:'(
I'm terrified of bees/wasps/hornets/etc/anything remotely adjacent
NitaBaby
05-20-2019, 10:52 PM
Omfg ;D;D;D:'(:'(:'(
I'm terrified of bees/wasps/hornets/etc/anything remotely adjacent
I cannot stress this enough. So am I.
My four year old was stung by this hateful fucking wasp twice last month before i could even tell what was happening and I feel like I let a whole dog attack her. I HATE anything with a stinger. They're so fast and terrifying. And now i have a personal beef with them. Why can't they all just die?
slowpoke
05-21-2019, 05:18 AM
Some of them are useful, and prey on damaging insects. Yellow Jackets for example, prey on webworms.
miss.a.p1600
05-21-2019, 06:48 AM
Dick's Sporting Goods stores are awesome. We checked out the new one nearest to us- they have great promos (depending on what you are shopping for) and they carry Betsey Johnson sportwear, which to me is a huge plus (I love Betsey.)
(Note- I don't have any politically motivated reason for posting this. I only shared it b/c the two biggest competitors to Dick's are honestly overpriced.)
Only thing we have here is dicks and academy. Used to have sports authority till they went out of business.
I find academy has the best deals but those bitches banned my online account - I used to shop online a lot - cause I refused an item on delivery then they had the gall to keep a portion of my refund so I reported them to PayPal who sided with me and got the full refund. They also charge high ass shipping for small items like $30 for something that should be no more than $5-$7. Sometimes I’d call and the rep would remove the shipping fees but I think they kept a record of me calling in. They are weird! Let’s just say academy’s online store is nowhere near as good as competitors
whirlerz
05-21-2019, 06:52 AM
U Go Ms P!
@ Pokey, webworms? are they online lol?
Pokey always has some good info!
We have "Play It Again Sports".
Today is my B-day. :)
miss.a.p1600
05-21-2019, 09:14 AM
Happy birthday day!!!
slowpoke
05-21-2019, 10:12 AM
The webworm, Hyphantria cunea (Drury), is a common pest of trees. It attacks more than 88 different kinds of plants,but does not attack conifers (pines and other needle-bearing trees). Webworms are known for the large webs they produce. Heavy infestations are rarely fatal, but if they occur repeatedly over several years they can stress trees and make them more susceptible to drought, disease or other insect pests which can be fatal. The feeding preferences of webworms vary from one place to another. In west Texas, mulberry, poplar and willow are preferred; oak, hickory and pecan are most often attacked in east Texas. While Pecans are favored in the Texas Hill Country.
http://www.realgreenlawns.com/austin_tx_texas/webwormsx.htm
slowpoke
05-21-2019, 10:17 AM
u go ms p!
@ pokey, webworms? Are they online lol?
Pokey always has some good info!
We have "play it again sports".
Today is my b-day. :)
Happy Birthday !
I tried to say that in all caps but this stupid thing wont let me.
Elektra Luxx
05-21-2019, 01:38 PM
Today is my B-day. :)
Happy Birthday!!!
Elektra Luxx
05-21-2019, 01:49 PM
The webworm, Hyphantria cunea (Drury), is a common pest of trees. It attacks more than 88 different kinds of plants,but does not attack conifers (pines and other needle-bearing trees). Webworms are known for the large webs they produce. Heavy infestations are rarely fatal, but if they occur repeatedly over several years they can stress trees and make them more susceptible to drought, disease or other insect pests which can be fatal. The feeding preferences of webworms vary from one place to another. In west Texas, mulberry, poplar and willow are preferred; oak, hickory and pecan are most often attacked in east Texas. While Pecans are favored in the Texas Hill Country.
http://www.realgreenlawns.com/austin_tx_texas/webwormsx.htm
I played with webworms as a kid. My grandparent's pecan trees were covered with webworms. I'd be swimming or playing and one would drift down from the trees. They're harmless to people...I think.