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Bahuba
08-18-2019, 05:37 PM
Sounds like this woman has a little psychiatrist heal thyself issue

Smoothcat
08-19-2019, 06:46 AM
So bf was on the recliner texting and looking serious. So I straddle him, slide under his arms, pull up my t-shirt and put my boobies in his face. He gets pissy and says "I'm texting with work!"

When we first started going together he would put his head under my shirt and rub face all over. *sigh*

The honeymoon is over.

Sorry about that. But try to look on the bright side: your boyfriend has a JOB. :)

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 07:33 AM
So bf was on the recliner texting and looking serious. So I straddle him, slide under his arms, pull up my t-shirt and put my boobies in his face. He gets pissy and says "I'm texting with work!"

When we first started going together he would put his head under my shirt and rub face all over. *sigh*

The honeymoon is over.


Are you sure he is still alive?

R-209
08-19-2019, 08:07 AM
Some weirdo has been harassing a friend across her social media accounts. I had noticed a string of strange replies to one of her YouTube videos which sounder stalkersh, definitely unsettling. Then the guy messages ME asking if I know where she is, because she hadn't posted in a week. I had never interacted with him before. He supposedly lives in a very far away country and his posts haven't been threatening- yet- but you never know.
What should she do? I'm afraid that blocking might anger him, but if she puts him on ignore he'll just make new accounts.

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 08:39 AM
I’m starting to understand something. I was at a friend’s place earlier, and I looked at the catalogs she kept. Victoria’s Secret, various clothing and home goods catalogs, etc. You go to my place, it’s quite different… Snap-On Tools, NAPA, Grainger, Harbor Freight, et. al.

They have calendars about kittens and picturesque landscapes; I have calendars about Caterpillar construction equipment and Kenworth trucks.




Some people consider the ability to tell a Phillips screwdriver from a ratchet handle an attractive quality.

WendiStarr
08-19-2019, 10:28 AM
I went to this massage place. It looked like a legit place with nice furnishings and such. I guess they were one of the brothel type parlors because right away the lady at the desk eyed me and told me that they don't massage women. I've been having sciatic pain and achy legs. I just wanted to get a massage. One of my friends said that maybe she thought that I was an undercover LE. Really though, if I was an LE I'm pretty sure pregnant LE are forced to work at a desk doing sit down stuff once their pregnancy becomes obvious, not out in the field trying to bust people or make arrests. My belly is visibly pregnant.

Elektra Luxx
08-19-2019, 12:59 PM
^^^
I'm just playing it up. Everything's great!

I wear as little as possible when I'm home. Plus I'm always doing chores or sunning myself on the balcony or the beach with no clothes. Plus, plus, I'm always flashing him or sending him boobie pics. So he's used to seeing me.

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 01:34 PM
We will have to hack his phone.

R-209
08-19-2019, 01:40 PM
Christ they had a high school reunion and so weird to see them all weak and flabby in pictures (Facebook). I didn't go, too far away and for the most part high school sucked anyway, I'd rather not remember that shit. :D

Copy and paste. Except my long-time crush was going to be there. I thought about going, but decided the past should remain in the past. We're all different people now, so what's there to talk about? My Summer project of cleaning up my childhood home cemented this for me.

NitaBaby
08-19-2019, 03:10 PM
I'm a horrible cook. My mom fed us out of Hamburger Helper boxes half of the time. I'm going to start teaching myself. I hate not knowing how to make things more complicated than fried chicken.

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 03:36 PM
Did you find out what your doctor was charged with?

R-209
08-19-2019, 06:24 PM
Did you find out what your doctor was charged with?

Not yet. I'll see how this appointment goes. The "vacation" may very well be a vacation since she has family in India she visits.

Or it could be a short jail term. I don't know if her name would reappear on the roster in that case. It's likely to be a very minor charge.

Still would rather not roll the dice with a new doctor, if one was actually taking new patients. When I searched within a two-hour radius, she was the top result.

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 07:00 PM
If it was a serious charge they probably made her surrender her passport.

I would be so curious I would check with the District and County Clerks offices.

slowpoke
08-19-2019, 07:01 PM
You can save money knowing how to actually cook real food.

miss.a.p1600
08-19-2019, 09:11 PM
Why are the people who don’t buy from me usually the most hospitable people?

They offer me water n such.

Maybe they feel guilty so they offer me ... something

In my head, I’m like thanks for the drink but I’d much rather have the money lol

The people who buy from me do not offer drinks even in the dead of summer. It’s cool though cause with the proceeds from the sale I’ll just buy my own drink later

miss.a.p1600
08-19-2019, 09:13 PM
Christ they had a high school reunion and so weird to see them all weak and flabby in pictures (Facebook). I didn't go, too far away and for the most part high school sucked anyway, I'd rather not remember that shit. :D

Lol at weak n flabby.

Did they have bird chests and chicken legs too?

miss.a.p1600
08-19-2019, 09:15 PM
You can save money knowing how to actually cook real food.

I tell myself this all the time.

But then I like that “pampered” feeling of not having to spend time/gas foraging for groceries, time it takes to prep, time and energy it takes to slave over hot stove, nor the time and energy to clean up the huge mess.

i wonder how much I save in gas to the grocery store, water to run the dishwasher, and time that I’ll never get back doing all the above?

I suppose it’s always gonna be a trade off of one (time) for the other (money)

miss.a.p1600
08-19-2019, 09:18 PM
I wish stripper webs was live so I wouldn’t have to entertain myself online.

Okay I’m logging out now

NitaBaby
08-19-2019, 09:32 PM
Lol at weak n flabby.

Did they have bird chests and chicken legs too?

"Weak and flabby" made me laugh out loud for real yesterday. Some guy in chat was like

"prvt bb"
......"lol?"

NitaBaby
08-19-2019, 09:34 PM
hand maids tale is gonna make me tired as shit tomorrow. it's bed time bitch.

Elektra Luxx
08-20-2019, 01:28 PM
Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.

R-209
08-20-2019, 02:19 PM
Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.

I keep mine close-cropped, as neatly trimmed as possible. Otherwise, it gets out of control. I am glad to see that beards are more popular; I don't think any man couldn't be improved by growing one. Obama could rock a sharp goatee.

Djoser
08-20-2019, 02:30 PM
^^^
I'm just playing it up. Everything's great!

I wear as little as possible when I'm home. Plus I'm always doing chores or sunning myself on the balcony or the beach with no clothes. Plus, plus, I'm always flashing him or sending him boobie pics. So he's used to seeing me.

Had an ex who would come out of the shower and do the gymnast leg spread thing, knowing I could never resist diving in, even when we were not getting along ha ha. Course she didn't do it as much then. But still. ;D

It was one of the best things about her

slowpoke
08-20-2019, 03:13 PM
Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.


That is interesting to imagine. You must watch a lot of Gunsmoke episodes on youtube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od3EgW0RLwo

Elektra Luxx
08-20-2019, 04:46 PM
I keep mine close-cropped, as neatly trimmed as possible. Otherwise, it gets out of control. I am glad to see that beards are more popular; I don't think any man couldn't be improved by growing one. Obama could rock a sharp goatee.

Ooooh! Very nice! Another place to rub on!

Elektra Luxx
08-20-2019, 04:51 PM
Had an ex who would come out of the shower and do the gymnast leg spread thing, knowing I could never resist diving in, even when we were not getting along ha ha. Course she didn't do it as much then. But still. ;D

It was one of the best things about her

I love gymnastics and diving!

How's the Belarusian girl? Is she still leaving her scent on you?

NitaBaby
08-20-2019, 05:18 PM
UPS (not informed delivery but UPS, themselves) sent an email saying that I have a package coming tomorrow and I'll need to sign for it to receive it. I already got my refund for the tv and laptop that I bought.

Please be a free tv and laptop. I haven't ordered anything else in 30 days that would constitute signing for it's arrival.

WendiStarr
08-21-2019, 04:36 PM
What the heck happened to pears? Are they no longer in stores in the midwest or what? I went to 4 different grocery stores and nobody had pears.

maximvsv
08-22-2019, 08:39 AM
What the heck happened to pears? Are they no longer in stores in the midwest or what? I went to 4 different grocery stores and nobody had pears.

These may help:

http://www.greenbergfruit.com/weekly.pdf

https://www.freshplaza.com/article/9114162/shortage-of-apples-and-pears-raises-the-price-of-chinese-peaches/

https://pacificcoastproducers.com/industry-resources/reports/latest-crop-update/

Glamourmilf
08-22-2019, 08:45 AM
What the heck happened to pears? Are they no longer in stores in the midwest or what? I went to 4 different grocery stores and nobody had pears.
The food bank here gives out pears by the bushel. So, I guess the answer would be California.

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-23-2019, 09:00 AM
I wonder if the popularity of fashion/ designer clothing apps has cut into business for consignment shops.

I'm also grateful I have a bunch of items that are already in this season, no need to buy more items lol.

R-209
08-23-2019, 08:57 PM
Not yet. I'll see how this appointment goes.

It went really well, actually. I don't think I'll do any more digging... for now. I'm just glad to have a doctor who actually knows how medications work and will actually let me talk. And she is a real doctor, unlike the last one.

WendiStarr
08-24-2019, 03:14 PM
Anyone else super ridiculous with home decor stuff or is it just me? I mean, my bathroom is beach theme and everything, even the bathroom trash can is beach theme. I don't like anything to be in the room that doesn't fit the theme. I just bought a new nightlight and it had to be seashell.

NitaBaby
08-25-2019, 05:22 AM
I had a dream last night that I remember from top to bottom. I had to write it down as soon as I woke up because it's clearly going to be important. I never remember anything about my dreams unless they predict something. When I was around 11 years old I predicted my grandparents divorce (that they finally had just last year). All three dreams about my parents came true. One of my best guys friends had this girl that he was dating and I dreamed that she was trying on a wedding dress for another man. A year later they broke up and she married some other guy within the month. This dream from last night was about me though. And I welcome what it said. I'm so glad it wasn't something bad because there is literally nothing I can ever do to change what I see.

If I was still talking to my mom, I'd ask her if she's had any dreams lately. She has more of them than me.

Bahuba
08-25-2019, 07:21 AM
^No hints?

NitaBaby
08-25-2019, 08:00 AM
^No hints?

Oh, sorry! I didn't even talk about the dream. In it I was showing my mom around my dream house. This was already weird because I don't fuck with my mother or show her any of my wins but, of course, in "dreamland" nothing is weird when it's happening. I remember mentioning that I had to move because my lease was up at my old apartment and I'd already been there for two years. (Come next summer that will be true).

We were apartment hunting and came across a unit that had the number of bedroom that I wanted but it was honestly ghetto and unattractive. I tried to complinent the place but my mom was like, "we need to find something better than this, Nita" in that snooty kind of way she usually does but this time it wasn't directed at me. So I had the bright idea to show her my dream house which was ironically right next to this shitty unit. Just because.

The leasing lady grabbed the key for it and tried to let us inside but realized she had the wrong key altogether. She broke the lock for us and let us in.

I was showing my mom around the house but for me it was like I was seeing this place for the first time. The rest of my family was there as if they had been there from the start of my dream, nothing odd. But actually that is VERY odd because no one gets along with my mom and they avoid her, too. There's no way they'd be walking around, talking freely like all was well, with her right there. It had so many bedrooms that I started to lose count around room #6 or #7. I was taking pictures of every room I walked into so that I could post it on my dream board later and my mom and aunt made some very approving comments and mentioned LOA. I mean they damn near patted me on the back for taking these pics.

This one room though. It was wide like a huge game room but just without any of the furniture and stuff. And one wall was made entirely of glass to show the most incredible view I have ever seen. I don't know how my brain came up with this; I've never seen anything that compares. The colors in the sky, in the trees, and of the grass were so.. Healthy. Vivid. There was this big lake in the foreground and everything just looked so lush it was almost like looking at CGI. It was like I was in an entirely different country or something. There's no way this view sat in someone's run-of-the-mill backyard. But it made me stop and stare in complete silence. My cousin was already in the room sitting on the floor and she was, "Wow, right?"

I kept taking pictures and eventually we all had to leave because the leasing office was closing in 5 minutes. I took some last minute pics, grabbed my pamphlet and just before leaving turned back and asked the leasing lady what the price of the place was. She was like, "$11,000".

I knew I heard her wrong and asked her to repeat it but she said it again kind of slow like '$11,000 isn't expensive enough?' My mom had a look on her face that said "wow, that's a lot of fucking money". I was floored by their response to what was clearly an incredible deal.

We piled into the car and sat there waiting for one or two more ppl to get in. But before we even left I woke up.


I noticed a few details that may be prophetic. The way the leasing lady had to break the lock for us to get in the house shows me that I will likely need someone with a connection to what I want and the power to bend the rules for me to get it. LOA was clearly and loudly mentioned, encouraged, and re-inforced in my dream. I'll need to be mindful of it's power and consistent with using it. And the way my mom and the leasing lady seemed to believe that I was paying full price for the house if I decided to buy it (while it sounded like a steal to me) in kind of open to interpretation. Will I come into so much money that large sums seem little one day? Will I have amassed most of the money for this house and the only amount I don't have is $11,000? Who knows.

slowpoke
08-25-2019, 06:58 PM
What the heck happened to pears? Are they no longer in stores in the midwest or what? I went to 4 different grocery stores and nobody had pears.


Ours will probably be ripe soon.

No telling how long it will be before they are ripe up north.

slowpoke
08-25-2019, 06:59 PM
I wonder if the popularity of fashion/ designer clothing apps has cut into business for consignment shops.

I'm also grateful I have a bunch of items that are already in this season, no need to buy more items lol.


I saw an article about the amount of designer clothes that go unsold. It's unbelievable. I think they wind up in landfills.

Bahuba
08-25-2019, 08:31 PM
Oh, sorry! I didn't even talk about the dream. In it I was showing my mom around my dream house. This was already weird because I don't fuck with my mother or show her any of my wins but, of course, in "dreamland" nothing is weird when it's happening. I remember mentioning that I had to move because my lease was up at my old apartment and I'd already been there for two years. (Come next summer that will be true).

We were apartment hunting and came across a unit that had the number of bedroom that I wanted but it was honestly ghetto and unattractive. I tried to complinent the place but my mom was like, "we need to find something better than this, Nita" in that snooty kind of way she usually does but this time it wasn't directed at me. So I had the bright idea to show her my dream house which was ironically right next to this shitty unit. Just because.

The leasing lady grabbed the key for it and tried to let us inside but realized she had the wrong key altogether. She broke the lock for us and let us in.

I was showing my mom around the house but for me it was like I was seeing this place for the first time. The rest of my family was there as if they had been there from the start of my dream, nothing odd. But actually that is VERY odd because no one gets along with my mom and they avoid her, too. There's no way they'd be walking around, talking freely like all was well, with her right there. It had so many bedrooms that I started to lose count around room #6 or #7. I was taking pictures of every room I walked into so that I could post it on my dream board later and my mom and aunt made some very approving comments and mentioned LOA. I mean they damn near patted me on the back for taking these pics.

This one room though. It was wide like a huge game room but just without any of the furniture and stuff. And one wall was made entirely of glass to show the most incredible view I have ever seen. I don't know how my brain came up with this; I've never seen anything that compares. The colors in the sky, in the trees, and of the grass were so.. Healthy. Vivid. There was this big lake in the foreground and everything just looked so lush it was almost like looking at CGI. It was like I was in an entirely different country or something. There's no way this view sat in someone's run-of-the-mill backyard. But it made me stop and stare in complete silence. My cousin was already in the room sitting on the floor and she was, "Wow, right?"

I kept taking pictures and eventually we all had to leave because the leasing office was closing in 5 minutes. I took some last minute pics, grabbed my pamphlet and just before leaving turned back and asked the leasing lady what the price of the place was. She was like, "$11,000".

I knew I heard her wrong and asked her to repeat it but she said it again kind of slow like '$11,000 isn't expensive enough?' My mom had a look on her face that said "wow, that's a lot of fucking money". I was floored by their response to what was clearly an incredible deal.

We piled into the car and sat there waiting for one or two more ppl to get in. But before we even left I woke up.


I noticed a few details that may be prophetic. The way the leasing lady had to break the lock for us to get in the house shows me that I will likely need someone with a connection to what I want and the power to bend the rules for me to get it. LOA was clearly and loudly mentioned, encouraged, and re-inforced in my dream. I'll need to be mindful of it's power and consistent with using it. And the way my mom and the leasing lady seemed to believe that I was paying full price for the house if I decided to buy it (while it sounded like a steal to me) in kind of open to interpretation. Will I come into so much money that large sums seem little one day? Will I have amassed most of the money for this house and the only amount I don't have is $11,000? Who knows.


I agree with your analysis of the lock breaking. And whether or not you don't interact with your mother, she clearly has some real estate of her own inside your brain. However.... in this case I think she wasn't your mother but the part of you that you think is like your mother. And you were showing yourself around, the part of you that doesn't believe in you as much as you would like.

I'd say you are an optimistic person in your current persona, which is great if you can use optimism as a source of motivation. You believe you have a bright future, and that your challenges will be trivial. The perhaps insurmountable challenge of affording a house will be easy, and your family, and more importantly your skeptical maternal self, will finally share the confidence that you currently have.

LOL they also say a house represents you in your dreams, so another way to look at it is you are really attractive, but $11,000.... you've got to up that!

NitaBaby
08-26-2019, 02:49 AM
I agree with your analysis of the lock breaking. And whether or not you don't interact with your mother, she clearly has some real estate of her own inside your brain. However.... in this case I think she wasn't your mother but the part of you that you think is like your mother. And you were showing yourself around, the part of you that doesn't believe in you as much as you would like.

I'd say you are an optimistic person in your current persona, which is great if you can use optimism as a source of motivation. You believe you have a bright future, and that your challenges will be trivial. The perhaps insurmountable challenge of affording a house will be easy, and your family, and more importantly your skeptical maternal self, will finally share the confidence that you currently have.

LOL they also say a house represents you in your dreams, so another way to look at it is you are really attractive, but $11,000.... you've got to up that!

I hadn't considered ANY of this. ..really good points. Thank you for that. For sharing how you interpreted it.

Elektra Luxx
08-27-2019, 12:55 AM
I need to start getting ready for work in 3 hours and I just got done texting with my sister. She has to get up 3 hours too.

Two more Walking Dead zombies tomorrow!

slowpoke
08-27-2019, 11:07 AM
I need to start getting ready for work in 3 hours and I just got done texting with my sister. She has to get up 3 hours too.

Two more Walking Dead zombies tomorrow!


Have you considered actually going to bed and to sleep several hours before you have to get up?

Elektra Luxx
08-28-2019, 06:51 AM
Have you considered actually going to bed and to sleep several hours before you have to get up?

I'll bet you're bedtime is about 9 PM and you wake up around 5 AM to feed animals?

WendiStarr
08-28-2019, 08:27 AM
Sometimes I read the Craigslist gig ads and can't help but laugh at the absurdity. One guy is offering $45 a week to basically be his mom. He want someone to call him 7 days a week to make sure he does basic adult life functions such as gets up on time for work, cooks, cleans, pays his bills on time, etc and doesn't stop bugging him until he does. Where the heck is his mom or grandma? Another winner posted an ad saying that he needs professional medical(preferably a "buxom female doctor or nurse with slender waist")help with his erectile dysfunction. No pay, he said but "a bonus may be offered if goal is achieved but don't count on it". Are you kidding me with this shit? Some people truly do live in la la land.

slowpoke
08-28-2019, 10:21 AM
I'll bet you're bedtime is about 9 PM and you wake up around 5 AM to feed animals?

Close.

slowpoke
08-28-2019, 10:23 AM
25 killed in fiery attack on bar in southern Mexico

Maybe a SC?

https://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/23-killed-in-attack-on-bar-in-southern-Mexico-14383650.php

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-28-2019, 10:55 AM
I saw an article about the amount of designer clothes that go unsold. It's unbelievable. I think they wind up in landfills.

Oh yeah. Slightly comic- the vendors do this on purpose to keep the "integrity" of the brand. I personally think LE cracking down on counterfeit designer clothing is so stupid- I've purchased "street market" items as a "innocent shopper" that were probably sturdier than the original designer authentic item...lol

The last time I actually shopped a LOT I was under the impression a lot of designer clothing first goes to Outlets. There are some awesome outlets in the Pacific NW, I'm assuming some extra stock gets shipped to Vancouver BC.

WendiStarr
08-28-2019, 06:22 PM
That sounds like a waste of clothes. They'd make better use of it to just donate it to a homeless shelter or somewhere like that, instead of throwing it in the trash.

SnuffleUffleGrass
08-29-2019, 06:48 AM
That sounds like a waste of clothes. They'd make better use of it to just donate it to a homeless shelter or somewhere like that, instead of throwing it in the trash.

It's just retail BS.

TBH the markup on designer clothes is completely nuts. A lot of rich people hit up Outlet stores b/c they eventually learn some items aren't worth spending ten times the money....

NitaBaby
08-29-2019, 06:55 AM
uber eats sounds so convenient but do I really want some random to take a sip of my drink before knocking on my door? shit, i don't want to go outside. But this fresh, soapy smell will turn into grass and heat the second I get into my car.