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MommieLongLegs
03-22-2013, 11:19 AM
Unbelievable-I keep looking at your pic. You're hot.
*skips off happily humming
unbeleavable
03-22-2013, 02:04 PM
Unbelievable-I keep looking at your pic. You're hot.
*skips off happily humming Sometimes just a smile from a pretty girl makes your day, thank you MommieLongLegs, I hope you had a great day as well$$$$
whirlerz
03-22-2013, 02:07 PM
There's a great pic of him in Picture Post, Pictures of You
FasaCorp
03-23-2013, 03:04 PM
Stumbled on this from "Is It Normal" site. Is the guy BSing or is he serious? Either way, people think this scenario is 20% normal lol:
http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-lose-my-life-savings-to-a-stripper-98215/
LaurenAus
03-23-2013, 03:13 PM
unbeleavable you're a tease or at least u like to play hard to get
I'll spend extra $$$ vs. go into Walmart. I wanna hang myself when I go into Walmart, I find it so depressing. The $$$ I might save not worth the soul sucking experience.
Probably makes me sound shallow or what ever, but it's my truth.
BlackSheEp3
03-23-2013, 08:13 PM
I'll spend extra $$$ vs. go into Walmart. I wanna hang myself when I go into Walmart, I find it so depressing. The $$$ I might save not worth the soul sucking experience.
Probably makes me sound shallow or what ever, but it's my truth.
Walmart does depress me as well. I patronize Target. Better ambiance.
whirlerz
03-23-2013, 09:06 PM
I hate stores period.
BlackSheEp3
03-24-2013, 08:01 AM
http://thazing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/acid_picdump_29.jpg
IfIGottaBeDamned
03-24-2013, 02:02 PM
OMG! How many naked Barbies does a stripper's 4 year old daughter need??? :wide-eyed
FasaCorp
03-24-2013, 05:06 PM
All the lines are 8 syllables. Cheesy I know, but:
So let me tell you a story
about my owner who's horny.
He went over to the Strip Club
because he had always got snubbed.
And then a dancer approached him
looking quite beautiful and slim.
She said, "Hey there, I'm Luminance.
Would you like to get a hot dance?"
He said, "I'll do better than that.
Let's VIP so we can chat."
So he reached around and grabbed me,
And Pulled me up and out with glee.
He grabbed all of my Ben Franklins,
And all of my other dead friends.
He gave them to her with a smile,
Thinking he was so full of guile.
But in the end she was richer,
and I was nothing but bitter.
My owner left broke and horny,
and that's the end of my story.
:)
sophiesecrets
03-24-2013, 06:11 PM
My cat got outside. When i finally realized that he wasnt in he house i went outside to look for him. I heard what sounded like a dying frog coming from a drainpipe. Turned out he was so fat he got stuck when he crawled inside, we ended up having to break it to get him out! i was scared at the time, but now i cant stop laughing...
chanzep
03-25-2013, 05:31 PM
What a crazy week!, finally settled in a new home, need to go food shopping 2 days of chinese food is enough!
BlackSheEp3
03-25-2013, 10:16 PM
https://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/O3eAYQPpADq6uhL-ZN__Sg/l.jpg
A picture of my eye.
Guck Flasses.
chanzep
03-27-2013, 07:55 AM
Not leaving the house today oh yes gona catch up with my tv shows and read.
I'll spend extra $$$ vs. go into Walmart. I wanna hang myself when I go into Walmart, I find it so depressing. The $$$ I might save not worth the soul sucking experience.
Probably makes me sound shallow or what ever, but it's my truth.
Pffth, going to Wal Mart is such a huge self esteem boost.
I'll spend extra $$$ vs. go into Walmart. I wanna hang myself when I go into Walmart, I find it so depressing. The $$$ I might save not worth the soul sucking experience.
Probably makes me sound shallow or what ever, but it's my truth.
Pffth, going to Wal Mart is such a huge self esteem boost.
Kellydancer
03-27-2013, 11:26 AM
I love going to Wal-Mart because I can go in without taking a bath, having dirty hair and clothes and without brushing my teeth and be the hottest thing there. Not that I would go looking like that anywhere but Wal-Mart always makes me realize there are more gross people than I could ever be.
chanzep
03-28-2013, 01:55 PM
Ugh dayshift makes me soo tired!, I wanted to go out this evening but Im soo dead noo!, All I do is work, Il prob just sleep then watch TV, FML!
whirlerz
03-29-2013, 07:03 PM
My cat got outside. When i finally realized that he wasnt in he house i went outside to look for him. I heard what sounded like a dying frog coming from a drainpipe. Turned out he was so fat he got stuck when he crawled inside, we ended up having to break it to get him out! i was scared at the time, but now i cant stop laughing...
Oooo. Poor lil' guy! So sweet, is that hims in avatar? adorable!
sophiesecrets
03-29-2013, 07:18 PM
Oooo. Poor lil' guy! So sweet, is that hims in avatar? adorable!
haha, naw.. just a cute pic i saw, my cat looks like an even fatter Garfield lol.
smeca
03-31-2013, 04:41 AM
haha
why does this exist
i love the internet
http://globex.frinky.com/
zivlet
04-02-2013, 03:33 PM
I reading 'A day in the life of' in the paper recently and someone who worked for a dating agency had said that there's loads of average looking men aged 40-60 that she's said she'll never be able to pair up with anybody, because they complain when they're matched with a woman she thinks is suitable for them.
Even if the match is pretty and nice and all, they feel they should have some supermodel type and say that they can't date the women she matches them with, not attractive enough so they're all getting left on the shelf.
Kinda sums up how so many men think they're god's gift when really they are anything but...
unbeleavable
04-02-2013, 05:07 PM
^ guys are hunters, if you need to pay to hunt then...you get what you get & don't pitch a fit. I tell this to my boys because I pay for their things?
Kellydancer
04-02-2013, 08:33 PM
I reading 'A day in the life of' in the paper recently and someone who worked for a dating agency had said that there's loads of average looking men aged 40-60 that she's said she'll never be able to pair up with anybody, because they complain when they're matched with a woman she thinks is suitable for them.
Even if the match is pretty and nice and all, they feel they should have some supermodel type and say that they can't date the women she matches them with, not attractive enough so they're all getting left on the shelf.
Kinda sums up how so many men think they're god's gift when really they are anything but...
I noticed this with doing online dating. Average at best men expect the hottest women and get angry when they can't get them. These guys were generally older, overweight, not wealthy and nothing special but thought they could get what richer sexy men could.
unbeleavable
04-03-2013, 04:52 PM
Shiraz... ;)
whirlerz
04-04-2013, 08:32 AM
Shiraz... ;)
What's that mean?
Owie, my knee, time to wash the car
LaurenAus
04-04-2013, 08:34 AM
I reading 'A day in the life of' in the paper recently and someone who worked for a dating agency had said that there's loads of average looking men aged 40-60 that she's said she'll never be able to pair up with anybody, because they complain when they're matched with a woman she thinks is suitable for them.
Even if the match is pretty and nice and all, they feel they should have some supermodel type and say that they can't date the women she matches them with, not attractive enough so they're all getting left on the shelf.
Kinda sums up how so many men think they're god's gift when really they are anything but...
this is why I would only work for an upscale dating agency. Then at least these prized women would have an incentive to date average looking men.
unbeleavable
04-04-2013, 08:40 AM
What's that mean?
Owie, my knee, time to wash the car.....I was drinking last night, Australian Red Wine, Shiraz was the grape :) to much though...head hurts.
whirlerz
04-04-2013, 08:53 AM
Ah, ok ty. Hope you feels better
Kellydancer
04-04-2013, 11:19 AM
this is why I would only work for an upscale dating agency. Then at least these prized women would have an incentive to date average looking men.
Do you mean those agencies that specialize in millionaire men dating hot women? That is something I completely understand and after doing online dating I get why so many women resent these men (the average men). I'm not hot or anything like that (after all I am older)but when I did online dating I would sometimes be astounded by the men who would contact me or would reject me. I would get frustrated because some of them were creepy and icky. Men seem to have this delusional view when it comes to online dating. Honestly I think this is why I completely understand the whole sugar daddy/sugar baby thing because the men get something out of it (hot women)but give in return (money, gifts). Even though I am not actively doing online dating I keep a couple of profiles up for shits and giggles.
Kellydancer
04-04-2013, 11:20 AM
I got another interview, second in a week!
I reading 'A day in the life of' in the paper recently and someone who worked for a dating agency had said that there's loads of average looking men aged 40-60 that she's said she'll never be able to pair up with anybody, because they complain when they're matched with a woman she thinks is suitable for them.
Even if the match is pretty and nice and all, they feel they should have some supermodel type and say that they can't date the women she matches them with, not attractive enough so they're all getting left on the shelf.
Kinda sums up how so many men think they're god's gift when really they are anything but...
I don't think its about being gods gift to women, a lot of men simply don't think getting into a relationship is even worth the effort unless they get a super hot woman. If they don't that's perfectly fine with them too.
Kellydancer
04-04-2013, 12:05 PM
Then why do so many men complain on all the dating sites how they can't find anyone? I think some men really want someone but are super delusional thinking women don't judge on looks. We do just like men do.
chanzep
04-05-2013, 05:44 AM
last 2 weeks have been so stressful and work shit too, I hope things are back to normal now, I also hope spring comes!
MommieLongLegs
04-05-2013, 04:54 PM
Need a laugh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChcnkX2AtGU lol
unbeleavable
04-07-2013, 10:08 AM
^I don't know how she made it so far? She worked at the Cheetah years ago & meet her first SD there, he was a big real estate investor. I've seen her pop up a lot with her new show & boy toy recently.
chanzep
04-11-2013, 09:21 AM
I love the show the Millonare Matchmaker, its my new thing.
Also @LaurenAus have you been watching Love and HipHop the reunion show was crazy.
unbeleavable
04-11-2013, 12:39 PM
I was showing a home just a minute ago to a agent looking to buy for his son. The house is New & listed at $254,935, they came in at $220, I countered at $245,935 & got aggressive with me when I wouldn't accept their offer...lol I asked them to leave my office, the market has changed :)
Kellydancer
04-11-2013, 04:16 PM
Just saw a commercial for Christian Mingle and the woman said something like God introduced me to the man of my dreams on Christian Mingle.
Really, God has nothing better to do than run dating sites? Why pray, I'll just email him there.
There's tiny suicidal squirrels everywhere.
chanzep
04-12-2013, 07:00 PM
Last 2 weeks have been so bad at work grr, can't wait for the kids to go back to school!
Addison
04-13-2013, 08:33 AM
Last night was one of those nights where I wonder if I'll be able to clock in the next day... or if the door girl will tell me I need to see a manager. lol I'm probably fired! But I hope not!
whirlerz
04-13-2013, 09:42 AM
Hope not either Addison!
Ok I'll admit i cried at the end of Spartacus. Manly tears filled with tits and blood though.
Addison
04-14-2013, 06:56 AM
Hope not either Addison!
I survived! Yay! I was being an idiot Friday night.
Kellydancer
04-16-2013, 09:36 PM
Ha my goofy aunt just unfriended me! I have this goofy aunt who will get mad at me for no special reason. She doesn't especially like my mom and has even said mean things about my dad, who is her brother. Anyway years ago when I was unemployed she would send me job offers at stores and when I would say no, she would get mad saying "at least I found you a job". However, when I would tell her to send them to her son who was also unemployed she would say "but he is too good to work these jobs". Yes an uneducated alcoholic who keeps getting fired for drinking is too good for these jobs but I, a white collar management professional with a masters should take one *rolls eyes*.
So anyway she got offended apparently because I mentioned my new guy happens to be childless (as all the men I date happen to be). She got mad because I turned down a man she thought would be a great match. Only this guy she wanted me to date had three kids and recently divorced and non religious at all. I said no way and she got offended! Whatever. I don't have to date anyone just because someone wants me to.
GlamourRouge
04-18-2013, 04:57 AM
LA Shrinks is such a good show! The first episode especially. I'm in love! I'm pretty happy I never went through with being a therapist, or at least not yet. Its just like sexwork. When its good its awesome, when its bad it fucking sucks and you want to kill everyone.
But I'm really happy to see how modern-day therapists really act. Because, in education/training, you're taught that you need to be a blank slate and keep yourself out of it and be super compassionate. Its just not realistic and that's why I was so over it. Too much hypocracy. But this show totally shows the reality. Love it.
Su Su
04-18-2013, 07:08 AM
I just made a boiled coke with ginger tea. Apparently it's an old Chinese recipe for curing/reducing colds.
Hope it works!
sammii
04-18-2013, 05:53 PM
My lil bro is going to Jamaica on 4/20 ... I love the irony!