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Bahuba
04-04-2020, 05:03 PM
right after we bought this house a group of busy bodies from up north tried to create a hoa. Up until seven years ago this area was classified as a rural spot. Now all of that has changed...almost. The hoa proposal keeps getting struck down, but now the people who're pushing it are being sneaky and underhanded. They're calling the police on people and reporting every little offense. They tried to create a petition stating what home colors were acceptable, people shouldn't park boats in the driveway, more street lights....and this is without an actual hoa.

I have a food truck that i'm operating out of my additional backyard space. Someone reported me and you know what the police did when they showed up? They ordered food to go! Now i give them free expressos whenever i set up shop. I keep waiting for these complainers to wake up and realize that they live in florida. Just mind ya business, let people live, enjoy the weather and everything will be okay.

hahahahahaaaa!!!

lynn2009
04-04-2020, 06:21 PM
I keep waiting for these complainers to wake up and realize that they live in Florida. Just mind ya business, let people live, enjoy the weather and everything will be okay.

I bet they are from DC area. People need to regulate the hell out of everything here like they need oxygen. It's in the culture and it's annoying as shit.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-04-2020, 06:36 PM
I bet they are from DC area. People need to regulate the hell out of everything here like they need oxygen. It's in the culture and it's annoying as shit.

Yes the DMV and New Jersey. They have nothing else to do than to bug other people.

AChildOfBoredom
04-04-2020, 11:48 PM
Right after we bought this house a group of busy bodies from up north tried to create a HOA. Up until seven years ago this area was classified as a rural spot. Now all of that has changed...almost. The HOA proposal keeps getting struck down, but now the people who're pushing it are being sneaky and underhanded. They're calling the police on people and reporting every little offense. They tried to create a petition stating what home colors were acceptable, people shouldn't park boats in the driveway, more street lights....and this is without an actual HOA.

I have a food truck that I'm operating out of my additional backyard space. Someone reported me and you know what the police did when they showed up? They ordered food to go! Now I give them free expressos whenever I set up shop. I keep waiting for these complainers to wake up and realize that they live in Florida. Just mind ya business, let people live, enjoy the weather and everything will be okay.

My home borders a HOA neighborhood, and my yard partly borders that of the HOA president. They’ve tried pulling so much bullshit to coerce me into joining their HOA or implying with their HOA regs, and it started from day one. I hear the doorbell ring, and they introduce themselves by saying, “We’re on the board of directors for your HOA. Are your parents around?”, so I told them my parents are in Wisconsin and I don’t live with them, so then they asked if my husband was around, and I told them that I don’t live with one of those, either. So they tried to get me to sign some paperwork, which I just took from them and shredded. I’ve received notifications of violations from them as if I were part of their HOA, then there was the issue with the fence… they tried claiming that part of my fence went a few inches into their yard, but the surveyor found that, while this was true for part of it, part of their fence also went into my yard, and if we altered the fence to be accurate to the property lines, they’d be in violation of their own HOA ordinance because it wouldn’t be parallel to the side of their house anymore. It finally got to the point where I had to record every interaction with them, I’ve had the police trespass their board members off of my property, and I had to get a lawyer to tell them to give it a rest. Now I have radio aerials installed on my house and I’ve been parking a rollback wrecker in my driveway on weekends, and they’re absolutely pissed about it, and even moreso because there’s nothing they can do about it.

slowpoke
04-05-2020, 07:01 AM
Get a copy of their restrictions, and do everything you can to violate them.

Bahuba
04-05-2020, 08:10 AM
My home borders a HOA neighborhood, and my yard partly borders that of the HOA president. They’ve tried pulling so much bullshit to coerce me into joining their HOA or implying with their HOA regs, and it started from day one. I hear the doorbell ring, and they introduce themselves by saying, “We’re on the board of directors for your HOA. Are your parents around?”, so I told them my parents are in Wisconsin and I don’t live with them, so then they asked if my husband was around, and I told them that I don’t live with one of those, either. So they tried to get me to sign some paperwork, which I just took from them and shredded. I’ve received notifications of violations from them as if I were part of their HOA, then there was the issue with the fence… they tried claiming that part of my fence went a few inches into their yard, but the surveyor found that, while this was true for part of it, part of their fence also went into my yard, and if we altered the fence to be accurate to the property lines, they’d be in violation of their own HOA ordinance because it wouldn’t be parallel to the side of their house anymore. It finally got to the point where I had to record every interaction with them, I’ve had the police trespass their board members off of my property, and I had to get a lawyer to tell them to give it a rest. Now I have radio aerials installed on my house and I’ve been parking a rollback wrecker in my driveway on weekends, and they’re absolutely pissed about it, and even moreso because there’s nothing they can do about it.

I have a feeling you are the last person on earth they want to be at war with - like PDG's HOA example they'll just wind up looking foolish

AChildOfBoredom
04-06-2020, 12:08 AM
They have a lot more resources at their disposal than I do, so it’s a two-way street there.

WendiStarr
04-09-2020, 07:11 PM
I'm seriously considering putting Christmas lights up in my living room.

Vyanka
04-10-2020, 12:06 AM
I'm seriously considering putting Christmas lights up in my living room.

Consider blue ones. Suppose to calm the mind.

lunchbox
04-10-2020, 04:13 PM
Hello darkness my old friend.

carmen_b
04-10-2020, 09:17 PM
I would like to argue that dildos are non-essential. Don't be surprised if you see me on the news speaking out against this.
Lol.


https://www.wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/romulus-amazon-employees-protest-work-conditions-as-covid-19-spreads

Massive amounts of dildos, really?

R-209
04-13-2020, 02:35 PM
I'd appreciate some input on this update detailing my nightmare Precor experience (https://www.trustpilot.com/users/5e458d28bef4a4db336e6700).
I haven't posted it yet because I'm not sure I'm striking the right tone. I don't want to sound whiny or libelous, but I have to convey how pissed I am while remaining somewhat civil. I've gone over it to shorten it as much as possible.

I just can't get over the Coronavirus stuff. Three different guys in my home without so much as a mask, when the pandemic was in full swing. They didn't even use the hand sanitizer I put out while they were touching the machine, which they didn't bother to wipe down.

An elliptical is the best exercise for my bad knee and my anxiety, and there are few other choices.

ETA: I realize some of this may be unclear out of context.


I received a very disappointing e-mail from Precor. The tone was condescending, unlike the note below. Maybe I'm overreacting. Or maybe I'm tired of the way this company treats a customer after they've taken their money. I responded with a brief and polite request for clarification on 3/30. No reply.

The gist of the e-mail was that one store manager was the only person that could do what should have been done FIVE MONTHS ago. He hasn't.

I'd like to clear a few things up.

1) I am AWARE of the distinction between Corporate Precor and the franchise. I was confused because Corporate answered my inquiries, spoke with me on the phone for an hour, and sent a tech. It wasn't until THREE MONTHS later that they would no longer help.

2) I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THE STORE AND SPOKEN TO THE MANAGER REPEATEDLY. My situation has not improved.

3) Keep in mind that the store's floor model was BROKEN IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. That makes three. Coincidence?

4) I *never* expected that "daily updates" to Trustpilot (more like three or four over several weeks) were sent to the store. That's absurd. I will post as many updates as I please.

5) I don't know what Precor means by "incorrect contact info." I gave them three different means.

6) I will again state how furious I was when three people came to my home with no regard for the pandemic. There is a vulnerable adult in the house. I called the store on 4/3. They didn't seem concerned, but said the tech would take precautions and they would call back. They didn't. Putting me through five months of anxiety and frustration while depriving me of my primary means of exercise was bad enough.

7) I truly don't understand Precor's disrespectful attitude. I've put a lot of time and money into trying to get this machine to work. That's supposed to be Precor's job.

The actual update: the machine is getting WORSE. Previously, I'd been able to get a barely passable workout by cycling through the levels for a few minutes. Now, it's dropping resistance during a workout so that it is almost nothing by twenty minutes. Again, the tech said the resistance was "fine."

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-13-2020, 04:42 PM
I'm seriously considering putting Christmas lights up in my living room.

Do it! I've done it before. It really makes a room cozy.

Random- dinner was delicious.

Elektra Luxx
04-14-2020, 01:01 PM
I was going post something sad, but there's too many sad stories being perpetuated around the internet.

Morrigan
04-14-2020, 01:47 PM
upside .. the down time has allowed me to work on my lightsaber flow art skills slightly ..but im slacking with the actual combat aspect right now.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B--SW4TBrmm/?igshid=5u2k5883oprp

She's sooo amazing at it

Bahuba
04-15-2020, 04:15 AM
upside .. the down time has allowed me to work on my lightsaber flow art skills slightly ..but im slacking with the actual combat aspect right now.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B--SW4TBrmm/?igshid=5u2k5883oprp

She's sooo amazing at it

They need to put someone like this in the movies - or in a show - they would logically exist, so if actors exist to play them they should.

lunchbox
04-17-2020, 04:08 PM
I've come to talk with you again

carmen_b
04-17-2020, 05:07 PM
" Hello Darkness my Old Friend ? " ^^

Djoser
04-17-2020, 05:57 PM
https://www.wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/romulus-amazon-employees-protest-work-conditions-as-covid-19-spreads

Massive amounts of dildos, really?

Ha that was hilarious:

' “Dildos are not essential items,” said Chippen, who added that every day he packages a massive amount of dildos.'

:D

Djoser
04-17-2020, 06:05 PM
So weird, since I became a gym rat starting about this time a year ago, I've gone from much preferring to workout at midnight to late afternoon/early evening. It's the sun, I like a little sun in there. For a lifelong vampire, this is strange.

But the little bitch boy downstairs complains about EVERYTHING with noise. Midnight workouts are right out now >:(

For two years the motherfucker whines and bitches. Part of the reason I joined the gym.

The last time was the last straw, as I wasn't doing anything but getting ready for work :O Three nights in a row he said, and was threatening to move out. :D

NitaBaby
04-17-2020, 06:12 PM
Just watched the new "The Grudge" with my boyfriend; I enjoyed it for the bullshit that it was.

WendiStarr
04-18-2020, 09:07 AM
Ha that was hilarious:

' “Dildos are not essential items,” said Chippen, who added that every day he packages a massive amount of dildos.'

:D

What's kind of funny is that I recently started working from home for them to keep a steady income source going in these lean times. I receive tons of angry customers demanding to know why their items are not being delivered. There were quite a few complaints with orders that contained toys of the adult variety and someone who was very upset about not being able to get a rather large tube of flavored lubricant. I had to explain that only essential items such as food, masks, hand sanitizer, or toilet paper are being shipped, while suppressing the urge to agree with the customers. Sorry, fellow camgirls and other sex workers.

mr pickwick
04-18-2020, 10:36 AM
I hate watching porn & the girl starts with clothes on but then next shot theyre off.
I wanna see the strip part - its hot.

CFMNH44
04-18-2020, 12:15 PM
..... I’ve been parking a rollback wrecker in my driveway on weekends.....

I personally would love a neighbor w access to one! ... and yeah it would likely be against my HOA. :-/

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-18-2020, 01:07 PM
I personally would love a neighbor w access to one! ... and yeah it would likely be against my HOA. :-/

HOAs....are the worst.

Djoser
04-19-2020, 08:37 AM
I hate watching porn & the girl starts with clothes on but then next shot theyre off.
I wanna see the strip part - its hot.

I almost always stop it as soon as the dude shows up. ;D

Elektra Luxx
04-19-2020, 11:08 AM
I almost always stop it as soon as the dude shows up. ;D

Doesn't anyone think that a hot makeout session with lots of touching and groping even before the clothes come off is hot? In real life, people like to get worked up a little before things actually start going!

Come on guys! This is suppose to take some time. It's not suppose to take 10 minutes so you can get back to your video game!! Sheeesh!!!

slowpoke
04-19-2020, 12:40 PM
Doesn't anyone think that a hot makeout session with lots of touching and groping even before the clothes come off is hot? In real life, people like to get worked up a little before things actually start going!

Come on guys! This is suppose to take some time. It's not suppose to take 10 minutes so you can get back to your video game!! Sheeesh!!!

Perhaps they are referring to the video editing.

Djoser
04-19-2020, 01:51 PM
Doesn't anyone think that a hot makeout session with lots of touching and groping even before the clothes come off is hot? In real life, people like to get worked up a little before things actually start going!

Come on guys! This is suppose to take some time. It's not suppose to take 10 minutes so you can get back to your video game!! Sheeesh!!!

Well yes of course, but porn is so different from real sex.

For me, it'd be like 'WTF is this dude doing here? Get the fuck away from us man, who the hell asked you here?' :rotfl:

Elektra Luxx
04-19-2020, 03:00 PM
I joined SW six days before my 18th birthday. That means I've been here going on ten years. Where has the time gone? Has anyone noticed that it seems that the older you get, the faster time seems to pass? Things change, attitudes change, people come and go.

I'm in a mood.

AChildOfBoredom
04-19-2020, 03:04 PM
I actually fell for, “is your refrigerator running?” today. I blame the epidemic.

slowpoke
04-19-2020, 03:43 PM
I actually fell for, “is your refrigerator running?” today. I blame the epidemic.


Was it?

slowpoke
04-19-2020, 03:44 PM
I joined SW six days before my 18th birthday. That means I've been here going on ten years. Where has the time gone? Has anyone noticed that it seems that the older you get, the faster time seems to pass? Things change, attitudes change, people come and go.

I'm in a mood.

Physics explains why time passes faster as you age.

https://qz.com/1516804/physics-explains-why-time-passes-faster-as-you-age/

Bahuba
04-20-2020, 06:17 AM
I joined SW six days before my 18th birthday. That means I've been here going on ten years. Where has the time gone? Has anyone noticed that it seems that the older you get, the faster time seems to pass? Things change, attitudes change, people come and go.

I'm in a mood.

Definitely. It only accelerates.

AChildOfBoredom
04-21-2020, 02:55 PM
This makes me happy :)

53098

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-22-2020, 05:55 AM
^ Too cute

Totally random- I love turmeric

Bahuba
04-22-2020, 06:50 AM
I weighed myself this morning, which I never do, and I've gained like 10 pounds. I'm walking a lot so it must be the fact that I'm snacking my ass off. I never realized I was a snacker.

R-209
04-22-2020, 05:32 PM
Totally random- I love turmeric

I have recently discovered turmeric and have been putting it on/in everything. I even drink it straight as a tea.

carmen_b
04-22-2020, 06:53 PM
It’s SO hot !!!!


Doesn't anyone think that a hot makeout session with lots of touching and groping even before the clothes come off is hot? In real life, people like to get worked up a little before things actually start going!

Come on guys! This is suppose to take some time. It's not suppose to take 10 minutes so you can get back to your video game!! Sheeesh!!!

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-23-2020, 07:45 AM
I have recently discovered turmeric and have been putting it on/in everything. I even drink it straight as a tea.

I've never really thought about how present turmeric is in Indian food because I've never eaten a lot of Indian food in my lifetime.

It is really soothing for my stomach, I have a lot of health problems so anything that "soothes the beast" is a plus for my day to day life.

Random- we bought an air fryer oven. It's pretty novel. It's reminding me of the big clunky microwave we owned when I was a small kid (my dad got it as a free gift b/c his co-workers upgraded their microwave oven. BTW I've never believed microwave ovens were unhealthy to use, that has got to be some of the stupidest anti-science thought out there. Dries out food and makes it rubbery, but it doesn't make food toxic.)

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-23-2020, 11:29 AM
Tumeric is also great for removing dark spots and to even out your skin tone.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTAR0WwgeXm/?igshid=c33oo3nycg1n

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-23-2020, 11:34 AM
Things that use to matter to me before quarantine seem so petty and basic now. I hope that when I come out on the other side I'll be able to maintain these revelations and level of zen.

carmen_b
04-23-2020, 02:49 PM
The Tumeric talk is making me want Ginger Tea now .

R-209
04-23-2020, 08:42 PM
I've had "Stacy's Mom" stuck in my head for about two weeks now.

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-24-2020, 08:41 AM
I've had "Stacy's Mom" stuck in my head for about two weeks now.

That was a great tune.

Random- anytime is the right time for a little glass of Coca Cola!

lunchbox
04-24-2020, 07:01 PM
I joined SW six days before my 18th birthday. That means I've been here going on ten years. Where has the time gone? Has anyone noticed that it seems that the older you get, the faster time seems to pass? Things change, attitudes change, people come and go.

I'm in a mood.

I haven't really been here for 10 years. Don't know what drew me to check in. I'm still working so not boredom. Maybe since there are no clubs anymore.

Just think I've had 10 years to mellow since anyone here last put up with me.

anyways... back to the song:

Because a vision softly, creeping

Bahuba
04-26-2020, 07:27 AM
^^Welcome back!

I start flying again within the US in May, just booked my ticket. I've got my special masks and my hand sanitizer.

WendiStarr
04-27-2020, 06:49 PM
One of my neighbors is sitting in his garage with lights on, playing music. I can smell wood burning. It brought me back to better times, specifically summer time when I was younger and sitting at a bonfire with music playing. Those were easier times.

AChildOfBoredom
04-27-2020, 07:29 PM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/mechanic-fired-onlyfans-account-indiana

This highlights why I always maintained many, many degrees of separation between my vanilla work and stripping, and one of several reasons why I never got into camming, OnlyFans, and ignored photo shoot requests. I feel like this story might boost her OnlyFans following, but will work against her in her vanilla career. There’s a lot to be said about this story, but maybe for another time.

On a somewhat related note, one of the techs from ‘the other side’ worked in light duty before transitioning to heavy duty, and he had worked for a Chrysler dealership when they started putting DVD players in some models. He said the only test DVD they had was a porno called Justine and the Whip, until one of the techs forgot about it and ended up leaving it in a customer’s car. So the shop supervisor went to Walmart, bought a bunch of the ‘bargain bin’ DVDs for $1/each or whatever, and issued a couple to each person in the shop.

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-28-2020, 05:40 AM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/mechanic-fired-onlyfans-account-indiana

This highlights why I always maintained many, many degrees of separation between my vanilla work and stripping, and one of several reasons why I never got into camming, OnlyFans, and ignored photo shoot requests. I feel like this story might boost her OnlyFans following, but will work against her in her vanilla career. There’s a lot to be said about this story, but maybe for another time.

On a somewhat related note, one of the techs from ‘the other side’ worked in light duty before transitioning to heavy duty, and he had worked for a Chrysler dealership when they started putting DVD players in some models. He said the only test DVD they had was a porno called Justine and the Whip, until one of the techs forgot about it and ended up leaving it in a customer’s car. So the shop supervisor went to Walmart, bought a bunch of the ‘bargain bin’ DVDs for $1/each or whatever, and issued a couple to each person in the shop.

Man oh man, that is such bullshit!!!!!


& I've been sexually harrassed at work just for having tits and a full set of teeth.

I hope that woman parlays this stupid unfair termination into something better for herself, probably a better paying job at another mechanic's shop.

My totally random- fuggin sweet tooth oooh