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SnuffleUffleGrass
02-16-2021, 06:55 PM
I'm 100 percent serious here......................


Now that Tom Brady is indeed the GOAT.....I wonder if his diet is going to get super popular. I'm sure a lot of athletes are doing something like that in hopes of getting similar results.

Not everyone can afford that kind of strict diet so I keep wondering about this because only people who can afford to copy the diet can compare their results.

AChildOfBoredom
02-16-2021, 08:57 PM
It’s like a perfect description of the human condition…


https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s

I don’t know how I ended up going down a YouTube rabbit hole of crocodile videos, especially since it all started with me watching some Lustrelux videos, but I have no regrets.

indiegirl
02-17-2021, 08:27 AM
It’s like a perfect description of the human condition…


https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s

I don’t know how I ended up going down a YouTube rabbit hole of crocodile videos, especially since it all started with me watching some Lustrelux videos, but I have no regrets.

That crocodile was me when I would see a customer sitting with a huge stack of money on their table at strip clubs. LOL.
https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s?t=99

R-209
02-17-2021, 11:53 AM
So I did something stupid.

I had some bloodwork done and was worried about one level in particular. Somehow, it occurred to me to wonder if i might be able to look up my results on the lab's website.

I could. And I did.

There were a lot more results to scroll through than I thought. The one I wanted was way at the bottom, and it was fine. I knew this from a previous test.
Then I noticed one result was high. I didn't know what it was so you know what I had to do...

WHY would they allow a patient to access their results before a doctor could interpret them correctly? They should have known I couldn't help myself. I had over a week to panic and assume the worst case scenario. But everything is fine, aside from my cholesterol which is high, probably from stressing myself out over stuff like this.

AChildOfBoredom
02-22-2021, 08:18 PM
So a bunch of these turned up in the shop…

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Qq-6I2nML._AC_SL1500_.jpg

and with us being… us… we began thinking of humorous and cringeworthy ways to apply those.

This was one of my contributions to that

54185

slowpoke
02-24-2021, 10:53 AM
Looks like a hacksaw.

R-209
02-28-2021, 12:01 PM
I don't get auto-tuning.

AChildOfBoredom
03-02-2021, 12:35 AM
I don't get auto-tuning.

It’s for when you won’t let an inability to sing get in your way. Or a way for record companies to create “just add water” one-hit wonders.

indiegirl
03-02-2021, 09:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOsmhEl6ufc

38 Kids is a lot!!! I really like the good that they're doing but how does one have a personal connection, enough funds, working, etc with that many children?

slowpoke
03-02-2021, 09:51 AM
I don't get auto-tuning.

Clean and gap the spark plugs, adjust the dwell, new condenser, things like that.

MyCamMatch
03-02-2021, 09:53 AM
Ok I can understand the whole virgin stuff - but "expeller pressed" - seems kinda harsh if it was a first date

AChildOfBoredom
03-04-2021, 08:30 PM
One of our swing shift mechanics is about to go on vacation, so for the day before he started it, he asked to work a day shift rather than take an additional day off, and I ended up having to share my shop bay with him. So we reached an agreement where we'd share my Bluetooth speaker, because our music tastes don't coincide. So his playlist is fairly eclectic… mostly country, though, though some other stuff as well. One of the songs which came on was this:


https://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk

After a couple minutes of that, I ask him if he’s fucking serious. He says he likes to blast it when he drops his kids off at school, and they’ll scramble to get out of the car as soon as he stops. Poor kids.

indiegirl
03-04-2021, 09:03 PM
One of our swing shift mechanics is about to go on vacation, so for the day before he started it, he asked to work a day shift rather than take an additional day off, and I ended up having to share my shop bay with him. So we reached an agreement where we'd share my Bluetooth speaker, because our music tastes don't coincide. So his playlist is fairly eclectic… mostly country, though, though some other stuff as well. One of the songs which came on was this:


https://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk

After a couple minutes of that, I ask him if he’s fucking serious. He says he likes to blast it when he drops his kids off at school, and they’ll scramble to get out of the car as soon as he stops. Poor kids.

Hahaha. I love it.

I hope to return the favor to my future children. When my mother was busy my dad would roll up in front of the school honking the horn thinking it was hilarious when he was dropping us off. LOL! The cringe! lol.

dpacrkk
03-05-2021, 09:12 AM
One of the songs which came on was this:


The Boondocks sampled it in a song and episode about closeted gay rappers:


https://youtu.be/iQWk3Gfhi5E

TheBrownFox
03-09-2021, 01:01 AM
Stabler returns April 1st!

moneybags
03-14-2021, 03:51 AM
Who was the first woman who let a guy cum in her mouth? Cum is basically just mucus with sperm cells. So it’s like someone is sneezing in your mouth almost.

Bahuba
03-14-2021, 07:37 AM
I'd guess it happened 200,000 years or so ago, sitting around the cave on a winter day

moneybags
03-14-2021, 07:37 PM
^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?

I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”

The crazy things we humans use to believe in.

SnuffleUffleGrass
03-15-2021, 05:32 AM
Who was the first woman who let a guy cum in her mouth? Cum is basically just mucus with sperm cells. So it’s like someone is sneezing in your mouth almost.

Most likely a Roman courtesan.

The truth of humanity means no fetish is intrinsically weird.

Bahuba
03-15-2021, 06:32 AM
^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?

I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”

The crazy things we humans use to believe in.

This is so in the zeitgeist - I even read an article where the "battery" part of the vibrator was as big as a carriage and had to be drawn around with horses - no hiding that one! Before they were invented Drs had to do "manual manipulation" (their quotes) so this really was a thing. I would love to have been the first Dr who pulled up in two carriages to Lady Twomberly's London residence to try the new device..."Same time next week?"

AChildOfBoredom
03-18-2021, 10:54 PM
When people talk about how ‘extreme’ a vocalist Maria Brink (from In This Moment) is, I can’t help but laugh. It would be kinda vain for me to say, “well, you’ve never seen me in action”, but I can tell them they’ve never seen Runnhild in action


https://youtu.be/c4vLzXzgkkc

Luci Fer
03-19-2021, 12:03 AM
When people talk about how ‘extreme’ a vocalist Maria Brink (from In This Moment) is, I can’t help but laugh. It would be kinda vain for me to say, “well, you’ve never seen me in action”, but I can tell them they’ve never seen Runnhild in action


https://youtu.be/c4vLzXzgkkc

Amazing! Not sure about Maria Brink, but I ve always thought that Otep in her first albums was amazingly extreme. Well I mean I thought until I saw this video ahah

indiegirl
03-19-2021, 05:13 AM
TMI, It's a beautiful morning to randomly start my period while in bed at 5am. I'm in a single bed too with only one pair of clothes so I rushed to the bathroom to avoid blood stains. I had a feeling it would come so I brought my sponge just in case this time and I was right lol.

Edit:
I just finished my bath at the hotel and it was everything I thought it would be LOL!! Dang it I want a bathtub at home.

moneybags
03-19-2021, 02:27 PM
https://youtu.be/TV0PvfO7bls

slowpoke
03-19-2021, 05:14 PM
^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?

I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”

The crazy things we humans use to believe in.

One theory
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteria
On the other hand
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/09/victorian-vibrators-orgasms-doctors/569446/

slowpoke
03-19-2021, 05:26 PM
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pAVC5x7v4o0/XXowBORUecI/AAAAAAADoBQ/GiK-Ga_d1pwTi9dH9_YXbZxg1i80P9SWgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/female-hysteria-5.jpg

https://www.vintag.es/2019/09/female-hysteria.html

miss.a.p1600
03-19-2021, 08:22 PM
^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?

I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”

The crazy things we humans use to believe in.

Probably cause men’s solution to any woman’s problem = dick! (Ex Woman acting crazy probably needs dick)

but since like 80% of them have non-orgasmic dick, some smart guy invented a vibrator to get the job done.

I believe those “doctors” were more like physicians who specialized in human sexuality. Possibly psychiatrists.

Back in the old days there were all kinds of “weird” believes around mental illness, therapy, sexuality, etc

Luci Fer
03-19-2021, 11:19 PM
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pAVC5x7v4o0/XXowBORUecI/AAAAAAADoBQ/GiK-Ga_d1pwTi9dH9_YXbZxg1i80P9SWgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/female-hysteria-5.jpg

https://www.vintag.es/2019/09/female-hysteria.html

HAHAHAHA oh damn! With all the restrictions and moral rules and duties of course no wonder they had hysteria! On other hand, their outfits these days were impeccable. But this...this thing. ahah.I d purchase it, even if I don't like 'fuck machines'. But this one is so damn stylish and vintage, so I 'd change my rule xD

Luci Fer
03-19-2021, 11:20 PM
I hope when working it lets out steam and some 'pffffffff' sound! ;D

CFMNH44
03-20-2021, 12:37 AM
Probably cause men’s solution to any woman’s problem = dick! (Ex Woman acting crazy probably needs dick)

but since like 80% of them have non-orgasmic dick, some smart guy invented a vibrator to get the job done.

I believe those “doctors” were more like physicians who specialized in human sexuality. Possibly psychiatrists.

Back in the old days there were all kinds of “weird” believes around mental illness, therapy, sexuality, etc

Needing dick was all well and good, but hysterectomy?! I often wonder what future civilizations will think of our medical practice.

indiegirl
03-20-2021, 01:59 AM
https://youtu.be/AVeBp5uikUw?t=743 (https://youtu.be/AVeBp5uikUw?t=747)

I would do a runway show like this for free out of just the plain excitement of something so weird/wild...I feel bad for this girl though. Poor thing!

Sweet.Julia.
03-20-2021, 02:30 PM
So I just realized that I've been in the adult business, in some form or another, for 17 years. I've always had other jobs during most of that time as well. Well, shit 17 years I'm an expert now, huh lol?Oh, and some school during all that time obviously as well :)

miss.a.p1600
03-21-2021, 05:25 AM
Needing dick was all well and good, but hysterectomy?! I often wonder what future civilizations will think of our medical practice.

right! Weird beliefs indeed.

Not too different from thinking mental illness needed lobotomy

i guess back then if something caused you a problem, just cut it out - voila put problem solved.

The point with vibrator is simply to have an orgasm and tecnically you don’t need a uterus to have an orgasm. Just a clit and/or vaginal canal.

SnuffleUffleGrass
03-21-2021, 07:47 AM
https://www.fresnobee.com/news/california/article250016124.html?fbclid=IwAR0F2Ra-9re65pHJSj6-67dF_hJqZOr1Ar3KjxUO197h2xN_KUjwT5YKrHQ



^^^ This is why people hate cops.......Seriously...

Bahuba
03-21-2021, 08:07 AM
It wasn't so much about dick, it was orgasm, so not really penetrative, as far as I've read.

CFMNH44
03-21-2021, 08:56 AM
https://youtu.be/AVeBp5uikUw?t=743 (https://youtu.be/AVeBp5uikUw?t=747)

I would do a runway show like this for free out of just the plain excitement of something so weird/wild...I feel bad for this girl though. Poor thing!

Awesome when it goes right, but I wonder if there were any 'practice sessions' before? I'm guessing likely not, because paying models rate for another day or two before, renting the venue, etc. would have been costly.

CFMNH44
03-21-2021, 09:05 AM
It wasn't so much about dick, it was orgasm, so not really penetrative, as far as I've read.

Great invention for those it helped, but on second thought, that could be even worse for those women requiring penetration to orgasm.

miss.a.p1600
03-21-2021, 03:49 PM
^now I could be wrong (because I’ve never had sexual experiences with women and I haven’t reviewed this research in a while) but back on those days the vibrator curing “hysteria” was mainly for women who complained to their physicians that they had never experienced orgasms.

If you put a vibrating object on a clit, absolutely will create a bodily reaction which will end in orgasm (as long as the vibration is right n isn’t too soft or strong). With a vibrator, the orgasm comes more quickly and easily than penetrative sex. In those research studies I wouldn’t doubt if 95% (or more) of the “non-orgasmic” women had orgasms.

Now - Some women prefer penetration because their clit is too sensitive to be directly stimulated, religious beliefs about sex, etc.

So basically for women who don’t come from dick, never had orgasms, then the vibrator was the quick/easy solution to their frustrations/“hysteria” lol

AChildOfBoredom
03-22-2021, 08:01 PM
This song still makes me giggle every time


https://youtu.be/i8KaNiQ7XIA

moneybags
03-27-2021, 02:34 PM
https://youtu.be/dasjAibvSjo

DeathAndTaxes
03-27-2021, 09:25 PM
HAHAHAHA oh damn! With all the restrictions and moral rules and duties of course no wonder they had hysteria! On other hand, their outfits these days were impeccable. But this...this thing. ahah.I d purchase it, even if I don't like 'fuck machines'. But this one is so damn stylish and vintage, so I 'd change my rule xD

That thing looks scary the 19th century was not exactly known for precission engineering, although some women may enjoy cervical stimulation from dick (god bless em), it is still not a steel rod.

WendiStarr
03-28-2021, 12:44 PM
Besides drugs or alcohol, what the heck works for anxiety? I took my usual go to magnesium and it's not working.

R-209
03-28-2021, 03:03 PM
Besides drugs or alcohol, what the heck works for anxiety? I took my usual go to magnesium and it's not working.

If I only knew. I'm just starting magnesium again myself, trying to avoid benzos. One thing my doctor asked me to do is "progressive muscle relaxation." There are guides on YouTube. Alexa has a good one, if you have her.

eagle2
03-28-2021, 04:10 PM
Besides drugs or alcohol, what the heck works for anxiety? I took my usual go to magnesium and it's not working.

For me, going for a run in the park helps.

moneybags
03-28-2021, 04:29 PM
https://drkimderamo.com/eft-tapping-to-resolve-anxiety-and-panic/

I’m doing her program and it’s been amazing! She does free YouTube videos.

WendiStarr
03-28-2021, 05:01 PM
^ It has been cold and rainy here these past 5 days. That doesn't help. I'd love to be outside at a park. I will check that link out.

indiegirl
03-28-2021, 05:44 PM
Ugh I accidentally took a nap. I have to pay for a full night so I can continue staying in the room. Gosh I got so tired after the first 2 appointments. Been up since wayyy early.

slowpoke
03-28-2021, 06:19 PM
Needing dick was all well and good, but hysterectomy?! I often wonder what future civilizations will think of our medical practice.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/8c/6f/4d8c6f7cee7c41062be09ed8cf7118ac.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/71/de/f071de2735241913c3491bbddf43d264.jpg

CFMNH44
03-29-2021, 12:32 AM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/8c/6f/4d8c6f7cee7c41062be09ed8cf7118ac.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/71/de/f071de2735241913c3491bbddf43d264.jpg


Is Steampunk still cool? Maybe these devices are / will be trendy again?

slowpoke
03-29-2021, 10:38 AM
Google for antique quack medical devices. They used to actually sell these things, and you can still buy the antiques.