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smeca
06-23-2013, 09:03 AM
just been on awesome holiday, summarised by lots of: good beer, sun, schnitzel, cowbell, sex.
Sad to be back.
BlackSheEp3
06-23-2013, 10:15 AM
"Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house, like a lot of houses. A yard like a lot of other yards. On a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years, I still look back...with wonder."
-The Wonder Years/Kevin/Daniel Stern...whoever said this.
It really hit home. Love that show.
BlackSheEp3
06-23-2013, 09:34 PM
Julie Condra is so damn hot...fuuuuuuuu I would drink her bath water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8VTf9E3E-s
just been on awesome holiday, summarised by lots of: good beer, sun, schnitzel, cowbell, sex.
I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell !!
GlamourRouge
06-25-2013, 04:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHtjYTM64Jo
chanzep
06-25-2013, 02:37 PM
Catfish is fucking crazy!
LaurenAus
06-25-2013, 02:42 PM
so is love and hip hop...but in a good way :D
Kellydancer
06-25-2013, 09:09 PM
I'm bored, I think I'll go watch a movie online and post another Craigslist ad for fun.
Renton
06-26-2013, 04:17 AM
sometimes I forget that not everyone can talk as openly about sex as I and some of my friends can... was talking to some friends about penises again (man I worship penis), cockmachines (penis vending machines), cocks growing on trees etc etc. two other friends were sitting there looking at each other like "again..." and giving us looks, obviously embarassed to be associated with us.
I really don't like prudes but I guess I just have to accept that not everyone feels comfortable talking about the wonderful thing that is the cock. or the pussy. or tits!
MommieLongLegs
06-26-2013, 10:37 AM
I got a random call from some douche "lawyer" telling me that a suit has been filed against me for some loan I took out, and that I had 40 minutes to pay or cops would deliver a subpoena to my house or job, and I'd get arrested. Also, he said after that I'd have to appear in court. He got mad when I asked him questions, and said he didn't have to prove himself to me.
Like hell he doesn't! Calling me about $745 and you can't even tell me when this "loan" was issued? Yeah right. And it sounded like he was at a call center. At first I was scared because I'm like I've never been in trouble, this "loan" is not on my credit report (guess he thought I wouldn't/couldn't check?), and no unauthorized deposits had been made on my account.
Well, I researched this "Instant Cash" company he claimed to be calling for, and it doesn't even exist. There were many complaints about calls from this so called company with the same threats. So, if anyone gets a call like this, just hang up. It's a scam.
lestat1
06-26-2013, 11:35 AM
Turns out one of my online dating profiles has the lowest rating possible by viewers! Bachelorhood: confirmed.
Kellydancer
06-26-2013, 11:55 AM
I got a random call from some douche "lawyer" telling me that a suit has been filed against me for some loan I took out, and that I had 40 minutes to pay or cops would deliver a subpoena to my house or job, and I'd get arrested. Also, he said after that I'd have to appear in court. He got mad when I asked him questions, and said he didn't have to prove himself to me.
Like hell he doesn't! Calling me about $745 and you can't even tell me when this "loan" was issued? Yeah right. And it sounded like he was at a call center. At first I was scared because I'm like I've never been in trouble, this "loan" is not on my credit report (guess he thought I wouldn't/couldn't check?), and no unauthorized deposits had been made on my account.
Well, I researched this "Instant Cash" company he claimed to be calling for, and it doesn't even exist. There were many complaints about calls from this so called company with the same threats. So, if anyone gets a call like this, just hang up. It's a scam.
This is a scam going around and it's affecting a lot of people. It's mostly coming out of India (no surprise)and it's coming from people who got information from call centers. Makes me sick knowing not only are we outsourcing jobs (which I find immoral)but these slimeballs are getting the info. I had someone from India not long ago try to hack my Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Turns out one of my online dating profiles has the lowest rating possible by viewers! Bachelorhood: confirmed.
Lestat that stinks because you are such a great guy who offers a lot to women. I'm sure eventually you will find a nice woman who appreciates a man like you.
Speaking of dating, I asked the man I like if we are going to go downtown Chicago with a couple who are mutual friends and he said "I invited other people". What? you yourself said it would be a great day with the 4 of us now you invited other people? Or did you just say that? By other people he could mean his mom and his sisters. This weekend I am putting it on the lay, which I should have done MONTHS ago. I am going to flat out tell him I am interested in him but if he's not interested in dating and (this is the important thing)MAKING AN ACTUAL DATE then I am not going to bother. For quite sometime he's been telling me he wants to take me out, we make a date then something comes up (and a few times it was something that came up for me to be honest). I've considered bringing a platonic male friend to an event to make im jealous because this has worked in the past, but not sure for him.
safado
06-26-2013, 03:56 PM
This is a scam going around and it's affecting a lot of people. It's mostly coming out of India (no surprise)and it's coming from people who got information from call centers. Makes me sick knowing not only are we outsourcing jobs (which I find immoral)but these slimeballs are getting the info. I had someone from India not long ago try to hack my Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Lestat that stinks because you are such a great guy who offers a lot to women. I'm sure eventually you will find a nice woman who appreciates a man like you.
Speaking of dating, I asked the man I like if we are going to go downtown Chicago with a couple who are mutual friends and he said "I invited other people". What? you yourself said it would be a great day with the 4 of us now you invited other people? Or did you just say that? By other people he could mean his mom and his sisters. This weekend I am putting it on the lay, which I should have done MONTHS ago. I am going to flat out tell him I am interested in him but if he's not interested in dating and (this is the important thing)MAKING AN ACTUAL DATE then I am not going to bother. For quite sometime he's been telling me he wants to take me out, we make a date then something comes up (and a few times it was something that came up for me to be honest). I've considered bringing a platonic male friend to an event to make im jealous because this has worked in the past, but not sure for him.
That would only work if he is not gay. I am betting that he is gay.
Kellydancer
06-26-2013, 04:10 PM
He is not gay.
"Started from the bottom now we here" is so fucking unspecific as to be completely meaningless. You could still be at the bottom, bitch.
smeca
06-27-2013, 02:59 PM
Turns out one of my online dating profiles has the lowest rating possible by viewers! Bachelorhood: confirmed.
Have you tried wearing a fedora?
lestat1
06-27-2013, 04:35 PM
Have you tried wearing a fedora?
Where's the downvote button? ;)
tuesdaymarie
06-27-2013, 08:16 PM
I bought some glow in the dark nail polish because I'm depressed and I buy shit when I'm depressed, and it doesn't work, so now I want to kick someone in the cunt and drink a milkshake...
BlackSheEp3
06-27-2013, 08:47 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5epaaEIv1qeiojto1_1280.jpg
:)
lynn2009
06-28-2013, 09:22 AM
I need to cheer the hell up before work tonight :( I'm on vacation all next week from my other job so there's really no excuse to not go in and make money...
Kellydancer
06-28-2013, 11:42 AM
Stupid question of the week.
Manager at the American Legion bar: "I need to get more flags".
Member of Legion: "what kind of flags".
Duh, this is an AMERICAN Legion so wouldn't flags be American?
smeca
06-28-2013, 01:28 PM
omg just been introduced to bro science
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORPY4HG5TOc
haha
chanzep
06-29-2013, 11:38 AM
online dating is hard work!
smeca
06-30-2013, 08:22 AM
Oh man I love having 1k in my purse, hate having to give about half of it to the club :thumbsdow
When I move I'm finding a no commission place.
chanzep
06-30-2013, 05:39 PM
OMG worst date ever!
Artema
06-30-2013, 09:14 PM
Who likes The Walking Dead? I got this t-shirt from one of my regulars yesterday! ;D
Daryl Dixon :-*:-*:-*
34117
Artema
06-30-2013, 09:16 PM
online dating is hard work!
OMG worst date ever!
What sites are you using?
BlackSheEp3
07-01-2013, 01:50 PM
Who likes The Walking Dead? I got this t-shirt from one of my regulars yesterday! ;D
Daryl Dixon :-*:-*:-*
34117
I like the series but have missed out on a lot. We have dish network and for a while AMC was on our program list...then it disappeared and I missed hella episodes. Fuuuu oh well.
Any update or quick recap on whats going on?
I like the series but have missed out on a lot. We have dish network and for a while AMC was on our program list...then it disappeared and I missed hella episodes. Fuuuu oh well.
Any update or quick recap on whats going on?
The zombies are winning.
BlackSheEp3
07-01-2013, 04:33 PM
The zombies are winning.
Thanks and zuck fombies.
chanzep
07-01-2013, 09:17 PM
What sites are you using?
Eharmony and Match
Just got in from a nice date.
Artema
07-01-2013, 09:55 PM
I like the series but have missed out on a lot. We have dish network and for a while AMC was on our program list...then it disappeared and I missed hella episodes. Fuuuu oh well.
Any update or quick recap on whats going on?
I have no idea now. I don't have cable :( but I heard they were supposed to start the new series on Netflix. I need to find another friend with cable that loves the show as much as I do!
Artema
07-01-2013, 09:59 PM
Eharmony and Match
Just got in from a nice date.
Congrats! Yeah I'd stick to the paid sites. You just have to weave threw the occasional losers. I don't recommend the free sites like okcupid and POF...too many bad experiences.
Mosquitoes think I'm fucking delicious.
Kellydancer
07-02-2013, 12:06 PM
Congrats! Yeah I'd stick to the paid sites. You just have to weave threw the occasional losers. I don't recommend the free sites like okcupid and POF...too many bad experiences.
One day I will write a story about my experience doing online dating because it was horrible. Agreed, the free sites are generally sleazy though I met a nice guy on POF (but he didn't like me and I was rather meh about him too). Then again I tried paid sites Match and Catholic Match and failed on these too. Match had too many dads (though at least on Match they were divorced dads, on POF they were never married dads usually with several baby mamas). Catholic Match had too many misogynist jerks and older men looking for younger. Then again older men looking much younger was a problem on all the sites.
chanzep
07-07-2013, 10:29 PM
Dating is starting to feel like a chore.
chanzep
07-07-2013, 10:30 PM
So tired had a great time in New Orleans this weekend, I love it there!
Kellydancer
07-07-2013, 10:56 PM
I don't know if this makes me a bad person but recently my goofy aunt unfriended me on Facebook because I refuse to date dads. I will not bend on this so trying to change my mind is a waste of time. My reasons are set and as I get older get stricter. Anyway, my cousin (her daughter)recently got divorced and found that the majority of the men who wanted to date her were dads. She doesn't want to date dads, though she has three daughter, 16, 12 and 4. My aunt was complaining to my dad that her daughter couldn't find a childless man and my dad reminded her that she got mad at me for the same thing, though I don't have kids. Her ex-husband is very good looking and successful and I told her don't expect her next husband (she is looking for another husband)to be anything like her ex. I find my aunt hypocritical because she got mad at me for not dating dads yet her daughter has kids, refuses to also dates dads and this is fine?
Talking about this aunt would take many paragraphs but her telling people the Queen is our cousin and some of her other comments border on insanity.
chanzep
07-09-2013, 11:27 AM
^wow thats crazy!, why does she even care who you date!
lestat1
07-09-2013, 11:34 AM
Oh porcelain throne
Bored at work I rest on thee
Hello stripperweb
Kellydancer
07-09-2013, 11:49 AM
^wow thats crazy!, why does she even care who you date!
Not sure why, which is what makes it weird. I mean she even brought it up to a family friend at my grandma's funeral (grandma on the other side but she knew her). The family friend said "I don't blame her, if I was single I wouldn't date dads either". This family friend managed to get a great guy who was 50 and single when they married and he was single because of work (he's a professor). I think part of it is deep down she is jealous of me. I am better looking than everyone on that side (not bragging just a fact), taller and smarter too. Most of them are short, chubby, not very good looking or very smart (none attended college and a few didn't finish high school). She also makes little digs at my mother too about things. This aunt would send me job links to jobs like McDonalds, telling me I'm not too good to work there and when I would tell her to send the links to her alcoholic son who is unskilled she would tell me "he's too good to work there". Let me get this straight, I have a master's and experience and I'm not too good to work there, but my cousin who got fired for being drunk and who has no skills is too good to work there? She shut up after that. On her Facebook page she would Photoshop photos and claim they were real, like a teddy bear she claimed was my dad's but he stated he never had a teddy bear like that.
Yeah she's something else and my mom also tolerates her because she is my dad's sister. She has been buddy to my brother lately but I think that's because he's a doctor in the army.
lestat1
07-09-2013, 11:53 AM
^ TL; DR; Your aunt is an 8.2 on the batshit-crazy-ometer.
Kellydancer
07-09-2013, 11:58 AM
8.2 that low? Yes she is batshit crazy to the extreme. I mean she has been posting photos of the royal family and saying they are relatives. Maybe they are but I don't know them. She once blasted a coworker for getting pregnant at 34 because to her that is too old (she got pregnant first time at 17). She tells me also I am too old to find someone and I must have someone until I tell her I honestly don't care.
BlackSheEp3
07-09-2013, 12:11 PM
That aunt needs to spend less time worrying about you and others and more time worrying about herself.
She needs to mind her own business.
"I've heard that in NYC at some intersections you will see an old brick sitting on the curb. It is used by pedestrians wishing to cross at the crosswalk without being menaced by drivers. They hold it high, brandishing the brick openly. Any driver threatening their space gets the brick. At the end of the crosswalk, they put down the brick on the other curb, ready for use by another pedestrian headed in the other direction."
Kellydancer
07-09-2013, 12:17 PM
Yes she does, that's for sure. She only works 2 times a week now so the rest of the time is spent online posting photos and creating Facebook pages. No one in the family takes her seriously and we all laugh at her.
BlackSheEp3
07-09-2013, 12:55 PM
Yes she does, that's for sure. She only works 2 times a week now so the rest of the time is spent online posting photos and creating Facebook pages. No one in the family takes her seriously and we all laugh at her.
Come to think of it thats kinda sad for her. Its a good way to look at it...people who are always up in others business talking smack, prying, etc. have a problem(s) of their own...its their problem not yours. So with that said...its hard to em seriously when the absurdity of it all triumphs.
I only surround myself with people who bring me up/make me happy...the rest I just leave behind.
Kellydancer
07-09-2013, 01:29 PM
I feel sorry for her in a way because she wants to re do her family history to fit her needs. Her life was no story tale so she has to make it seem as such.
BlackSheEp3
07-09-2013, 03:55 PM
I feel sorry for her in a way because she wants to re do her family history to fit her needs. Her life was no story tale so she has to make it seem as such.
Thats on her. She can work to shape and influence her future.
We all choose our fate...and we have a choice.
lestat1
07-09-2013, 07:18 PM
8.2 that low? Yes she is batshit crazy to the extreme.
The scale goes to 10 and it's logarithmic. :D
unbeleavable
07-10-2013, 06:51 PM
What up!