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ManyRoses
11-22-2012, 11:15 AM
"How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?"

I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don't need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!

Classy_Katy
11-22-2012, 11:36 AM
"Where are you based" = "You're on AW so you must be an escort, I'm too lazy to look at your profile to see where you're from and it's never occurred to me that you may only cam."

"I'm bored", "I'm just in my lunch break", "I'm just looking around", "I'm just waiting for another booking" = "I am just doing those things and I think that you're doing free preview because you have nothing else to do and purely exist for my convenience."

vivianbear
11-22-2012, 12:28 PM
"Will you be around in ______ hrs/mins? I'll come back to you."

Means: I want to see how desperate you are for cash so that maybe, if I wait long enough and you're still here, I can get you to lower your rates/ give me stuff for free."

Classy_Katy
11-22-2012, 12:47 PM
"do you have tights...stockings...a g-string...a nurse outfit...a red spotted soft toy bear or some other dumb shit?" = "I just want to see you get up and run around getting these things."

"are you ready for pvt bb?" = "I want you to stand up or otherwise change your position and get really excited thinking I'm going to take you into a pvt session when really I'm just a very sad freeloader."

"do you want to go pvt bb?/lets go pvt" = "I don't understand how Adultwork works and have never clicked on the pvt button before"

ChefKitty
11-22-2012, 01:36 PM
pm: "Hi"

"Rather than just say hello in general chat, I want to know you are devoting your attention ENTIRELY to MY pm box to say hello back to me. If you do not answer immediately I WILL post in general chat "bb check pm" just to make sure I'm getting your attention."

BlondebombGA
11-22-2012, 04:58 PM
"Hey BB, open my cam for a sec...just my face, promise." = Hehehe, this dumb bimbo is gettin' a sneak cock attack...and then I can jerk off.

"OH JAYSUS! You are so (extensive, crazed compliments here)" every day, every time I log on from a guy who hotlisted me, but has never paid for a show = I will stroke your ego so much you will eventually give me a free show.

"Hey there, I'm a cam model too in the dude section." = Because I made a cam profile, which no one will ever pay to see, I am so not one of THOSE guys and will bother you every time you are on. Open my cam, let's get to know eachother...for free, because we are co-workers.

Sunnylexie
11-22-2012, 05:01 PM
"What can you do for me/is your show really good/what do you do to charge X.XX/do you *insert something crazy/naturally rare/dangerous/sick/illegal/requiring years of training here*?" - "I want you to feel bad about your show so I can press you into lowering your price".

JoJoX
11-22-2012, 07:17 PM
"i will brb" what they really mean- "i am going to log off and watch you as guest so i dont have to contribute to your countdown."

"looks like i came just in time." what they really mean, "as viewing you as a guest, i saw that your countdown is over so i logged back in to chat with you while i freeload."

Classy_Katy
11-22-2012, 11:49 PM
"what can you tell me that will convince me to go into pvt with you?" = "I mistakenly believe that the balance of power rests with me."

vivianbear
11-23-2012, 12:16 AM
"How does this site work? How do you load credit? I can't find the tip button."

Means: "I'm a mindless consumer who doesn't read anything in detail before I punch in my credit card number, especially if said product is in any way related to sexual entertainment. Also, I'm so anxiously staring at the screen, desperate for a nip-slip that I refuse to acknowledge the TIP tab, near your face or the token/credit amount, displayed next to it."

justanothercamgirl
11-23-2012, 11:18 AM
Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)

= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.

OR

= You aren't paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.

OR

= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.

justanothercamgirl
11-23-2012, 11:37 AM
What guys say on cam: You won't get up and show your ass/feet/face/pussy/bodypart to me for free? Good luck, making money on this site. You'll need it!

What guys actually mean on cam: Oh shit! She is onto me! I better bail the fuck out now while I still can.

justanothercamgirl
11-23-2012, 11:40 AM
What guys say on cam: Hi there! I am a girl!

What guys actually mean on cam: Fuck, all my other Wile E Coyote plans to get her to show me her boobies in freechat have failed horridly. This one has GOT to be the one that will work!

ManyRoses
11-23-2012, 12:08 PM
"Why won't you show feet for free? Its not your pussy or anything" = I mistakenly believe that this sex worker is completely unaware that people can have fetishes for body parts other than a vagina, and will convince her to get me off for free.

Benefit
11-23-2012, 09:08 PM
Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)

= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.

OR

= You aren't paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.

OR

= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.
Word. I had a guy the other day say "her boobs aren't D's. Her bra is making them look bigger." *rolls eyes*

Sidthompson
11-23-2012, 09:14 PM
Do you Skype bb? _= so, I can pathetically attempt to get a free show and then harass you forever.

Sidthompson
11-23-2012, 09:17 PM
What They Say: "What do you do in pvt??"
What They Mean: "Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!"

Definitely accurate.

AureliaC
11-23-2012, 09:46 PM
Do you have Skype? = Please leave your room full of paying customers to do a free show for me

I sent you the money bb, it just takes awhile to show up, do the show for me now= I didn't send the money, but I think you look stupid enough to believe me

vivianbear
11-24-2012, 02:43 AM
OMG, I just realized this one, today:

"I know the site takes a pretty big piece of your pie, so if you ever want to do something else like Amazon gift cards or something, let me know."

Means: "Since we've established rapport I'm going to take advantage of my meager knowledge of what your work/profits really entail and try to offer you things in place of legitimate monetary compensation for your time. If you refuse to accept things, over the secured payment of your site, I will use whatever method we agree to to inevitably stiff you out of free time and shows."

This is coming from a regular NF custie. For the record, NF takes only 30% of my "pie", which is totally reasonable when he calls at $3.99/min for Ignore shows. Stupid pig, if I want things off of Amazon, I'll make you buy them for me while I'm charging you, per minute, to look at me. Duh.

TM1975
11-24-2012, 08:28 AM
Do you RP baby? What is your favorite? = I want you to talk dirty to me in free chat OR I want to see if you name my favorite RP because i'm too embarrassed to type it and claim it as my own.

DaturaDesiree
11-29-2012, 05:15 AM
"You're so gorgeous, I'd love to show you my hard cock, my cam is on bb"= I'm desperate to have someone look at my cock, and I will lose all interest the second I find out you don't view cams. I wasn't interested in looking at the model in the first place.

justanothercamgirl
11-29-2012, 05:44 AM
I have so much love for this thread. It just made my whole day! ;D

IsobelWren
11-29-2012, 09:42 AM
"Hey bb do you roleplay?" = "I am about to ask if you role play scenarios that are against the site rules."

Or, "I'm going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you'll just pop out with the one that's MY favorite one....it will probably also be something that's against the site rules...so it's even more unlikely that you'll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario...but one day this will work and you'll blurt out, 'Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!' just like I've dreamed. That'll mean you're my dream girl....and by dream girl I mean that I'll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat."

idgaf_luvr
11-29-2012, 10:58 AM
^^^ lmao > died

Rosemary Rabbit
11-29-2012, 11:51 AM
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TM1975
11-29-2012, 12:10 PM
Or, "I'm going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you'll just pop out with the one that's MY favorite one....it will probably also be something that's against the site rules...so it's even more unlikely that you'll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario...but one day this will work and you'll blurt out, 'Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!' just like I've dreamed. That'll mean you're my dream girl....and by dream girl I mean that I'll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat."

Bahahaha Isobel You're always so much more articulate than I can ever imagine being! You totally got what I was going for! Wanna RP with me BB??

justanothercamgirl
12-07-2012, 08:47 AM
What guys say on cam: "Flash me your tits and and I will set you as my favourite."

What guys mean on cam: "I so underestimate your intelligence and your eagerness to please me that I am not even trying hard in my efforts to manipulate you."

Timor
12-07-2012, 08:50 AM
"Can you do a discount for a soldier? I lost my wallet in the desert" = I'm cheap.

twistedprincess
12-07-2012, 11:29 AM
"You could make a lot of money if you get naked" = "I'm so witty yet so incredibly stupid that I actually think vague hints of imaginary money will get you to change you cam persona, style, and attitude so I can see your tits for free."

CurvyWinona
12-08-2012, 02:25 AM
after asking them what they want to do - "I dont know, bb. lol." = expects me to tell him all what I can/will do in pvt and blah blah. He gets to hear dirty things I will do for free.

LolaBohemia
12-08-2012, 05:42 AM
"I'll get credit when I get my next paycheck." = I never plan on taking you private but I still want to try to talk to you for as long as possible.
"You know you are just really a prostitute." = I want you to give me a free show by making you feel bad for charging me.
"I'm here to serve you, Mistress." = You are here to serve me but I'll pretend to be just doing it for you.
"How much longer are you on?" = I'm really just leaving but I want you to think I'm eventually going to pay you.
"I will do anything you say! Anything for you Miss!" = I will do anything sexually fulfilling to myself and let you watch.
"Will you go ahead and get your things ready for the show?" = I just want to see you dressed up for a 1 minute.
"I'm new to this site." = I don't want to pay for anything so I'm going to pretend I'm stupid.
"Your voice is so sexy" = I'm currently jerking off to you talking.
"Do you do chastity?" = I want your email/skype/yahoo so we can talk about my complicated fetish for free.



I could go on...and on...and on...

IsobelWren
12-08-2012, 07:54 AM
"I'm here to serve you, Mistress." = You are here to serve me but I'll pretend to be just doing it for you.
"I will do anything you say! Anything for you Miss!" = I will do anything sexually fulfilling to myself and let you watch.

Or, = I know I want to be dominated, but I'm too ashamed of my desires to do any research or articulate what I want you to do so I'm going to go with a vague, "whatever you want Mistress" so that I can tell you that you're not a REAL dominant when you fail to immediately read my mind.

Ugh. Total nice guy syndrome
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml

DMaribella
12-08-2012, 10:33 AM
Ugh. Total nice guy syndrome
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml

^^ Love this- I'm so glad that site is still up. Every woman should read it.

Cam_Model_Jess
12-08-2012, 11:46 AM
"Can you do a discount for a soldier? I lost my wallet in the desert" = I'm cheap.

My response to the soldiers is: "Begging isn't honorable."

TeenageAnnie
12-08-2012, 11:55 AM
Not really on cam but on those forums where they share all our captured videos "Can anyone re-up this video of that camwhore slut 'nickybigtits21' cheers".. what they actually mean "Can someone please give me this chicks videos for free because I am just a freeloader and I'm going to add the words whore&slut in her description even though I am so inlove with her and she is so sexy and amazing that I am desperately posting on the internet to get videos of this goddess, but I must degrade and demean her so that she looks like a loser and not me."

Sunnylexie
12-09-2012, 05:45 AM
"You are *insert anything insulting*!" = I'm so desperate to get any attention from you, that I go straight to the last resort - negative reaction is a reaction, after all.

roast
12-09-2012, 07:20 AM
"I have no limits, do whatever you want to me" = I have limits that Ill abruptly remind you of if you veer off of what id like to have happen

"Do you do taboo?" = Ageplay bb? Ageplay? bb. AGEPLAY?

"All the other girls on here are-", "you're so [----] unlike the other girls on here", 'guess youll just ignore me like the others", "Models on here are all-" = I spend so many hours a day freeloading on camsites that I no longer have the capacity to experience joy.

(on a major cam site) "My card doesnt work on this site" = I dont have a credit card, my card is overdrawn, the site banned me for CBs but I signed up again, I dont want to input my credit card, Im underage, I want to haggle, someone fell for this once and Im a gambling man so we'll see?

"I can set you up with a site that will earn you thousands a day! Email me ASAP!" = I just created a studio account for a dead camsite and my mom needs her half of the rent by next week, so sign up already FFS

"I'm a professional photographer, I'd love to shoot you :) Email me!" = Im a master of instagram and/or my model mayhem profile has had 1,000 hits over the past two years

"I work in porn and have worked with a lot of actresses in the industry. I'd love to shoot you too. Email me :)" = mmmm I have a hard drive FULL of so much pirated porn

sexyred
12-09-2012, 01:41 PM
I'm a model on this site too!----- I'm not, I'm just a creepy dude that thinks you may give me something free.

BTW--- I've been lurking for a while and finally signed up today. You ladies are awesome!!!!!

justanothercamgirl
12-09-2012, 07:45 PM
I'm a model on this site too!----- I'm not, I'm just a creepy dude that thinks you may give me something free.

BTW--- I've been lurking for a while and finally signed up today. You ladies are awesome!!!!!

Welcome to the forum, sexyred!

As a side note.....sometimes when a custie says they are a model on the site too they just may be one. The way you can tell the difference is if they ACTUALLY pay for your time or not. ;)

(I buy shows from other camgirls every so often because I like telling someone else what to do for a change. Since I am too honest for my own good I will always tell them I am a model also when asked. Hee hee.)

TheBrownFox
12-10-2012, 02:59 PM
One of my favorite SM models is reading stuff from this thread out loud to guys in her public chat. LMAO! :P

And one of the guys just asked her what site she's reading from (I hope she doesn't tell them).

CarmenF
12-11-2012, 03:48 PM
"Here is the message for the teaser, feel free to thrown in anything else you'd like ;)" - I reminded her that she is allowed to send more than needed, she will send me all content now!

"I wanna see you cum" - I wanna see you faking an orgams because it is anatomically impossible to reach it the way I tell you to, but fake it well so I don't feel stupid for not realizing.

Snowy0Star
12-21-2012, 01:30 AM
these fun threads need to stay up lots of ppl in gen chat have noticed that the boards have been a drag fest lately

twistedprincess
12-21-2012, 08:41 AM
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Cam_Model_Jess
12-21-2012, 08:58 AM
"YOU ARE NASTY. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. GET A LIFE YOU DIRTY WHORE!"

= I'm SO mad that you won't show your pussy for free, and I'm ashamed that I'm on this site in the first place, OR

= I'm a religious zealot who secretly enjoys watching camgirls, so I've chosen this site as my goodwill mission for this week so I can get off in two ways at once, and repent while I'm sinning, but I'm so ashamed of this conflict I'm feeling that I'm going to take it out on you, OR

= I'm a camgirl on this site and I'm so jealous of you that I'm furiously typing in all caps, so fast that I don't even know what I"m writing... my fingers are just flying over the keys... and OMG what did I just write? Dirty whore? But I do this too. Oh shit.

roast
12-21-2012, 01:35 PM
You're lagging / Your feed is choppy / You froze / Is this in HD?

=

Im in a hotel room, Im on my phone, Im on a netbook, have 20 other windows open, Im running youtube and netflix and spotify while still in pvt, Im on dialup, I live in a country with blech internet speeds, my computer is rubbish, my ISP is even stronger rubbish, no seriously I have 100 applications and 10 windows open..................................... Im also unintentionally making you crazy with this very simple and totally innocent comment.

Because youre now rambling about things like cpu usage, computer specs, the encoder, speedtest results, my connection, how Yahoo and MSN should never allow video feeds, etc. like some mad & incredibly boring IT customer service representative.




^lol at some point we should have a "Stupid annoying things Ive personally said and done on cam" thread. poor guy sat through my halfnaked one-sided lecture for 10-15mins before being like "hey i gtg". Worse Ive done this at least 4 times now. Each guy was patient with me totally changing face like they flipped some boring switch. Bless them all.

MissMafia
12-21-2012, 01:58 PM
Asks: Do you have paypal bb? Do you skype BB?
Which means: Say I am gonna pay you so I add you to skype, then you want the show to pay me after, then you disappear. F U!

Asks: what do you do in private?
Which means: how much detail can I get away with to jerk my load on the screen without having to pay you.

Asks: Do you do this for a job?
Which means: How desperate is this girl for money so I can get as little as I can for nothing - when we think - NO I sit here and look fucking fab for nothing you douche.

Asks: When you make my custom vid, can you scream my name?
Which means: I want to tell all my friends you are my GF so I look awesome.. and we are thinking - bitch, I am reselling your vid and all the sudden I FORGOT YOUR NAME!

Asks: I want to cum for you baby.
Which means: I am not paying you a damn thing so show me your vag..

Asks: What do you like to do in your free time?
Which means: If she likes the same things as I do - she might give me free vag!

Asks: can I text you?
Which means: I want to get dirty pictures of you for free so I can break my phone with all the cum that lands on it.

Asks: Do you meet?
Which means: I could possibly be a serial killer, I have to go to a pay cam girl to get a date because I am a shy douche that plays DD in my basement that smells like moth balls.

GREAT THREAD! Kinda tired on remember those, try to block em out - add more later. :) xo

Sunnylexie
12-22-2012, 08:22 AM
Asks: Do you do this for a job?
Which means: How desperate is this girl for money so I can get as little as I can for nothing - when we think - NO I sit here and look fucking fab for nothing you douche.


Or it can also mean this: Let me catch her with a double hook. If she admits this to be her job, I can play Cpt. Save-A-Ho and maybe get a free treat just for being nice to her. If she figures me out and says she's just having fun/gets money elsewhere, I'll pin her down to her word, cause if she's doing it for fun, she should be ok getting me off for free!

CamGirl4M
12-30-2012, 09:06 AM
rude jerk: - "7.99 ur not on that level " = "7.99 I am not on that level"

I love that I got taken private right after this!

justanothercamgirl
12-30-2012, 09:55 PM
What guys say on cam: $14.99 a minute? Most porn stars don't even charge that!

What guys actually mean on cam: Holy shit! I hope most porn stars don't ever realize that they could be getting away with charging $14.99 a minute!

Sam38g
12-31-2012, 10:11 AM
"I've got a big Dick"- I'm a broke loser with absolutely no social skiils or ability to please a woman.

"How can I make a porno with you?" or "How can I get into porn?"- I'm a loser who thinks he is being slick & getting to fuck for free.

"Do you fuck fans?"- I've watched your porn on free tube sites stealing from you & now I want to you to risk your safety & sanity to fulfill my fantasies cause my bad body odor & yellow teeth have turned off all other females. But because you fuck on film your willing to fuck anyone.

"Flash me"- your stupid & I go room to room all day long repeating myself to get a free show cause I'm a loser to lazy to get a job.

"I want to be your friend."- So you will fuck me for free, give me free shows. Cause I believe your lonely & have no friends or family & secretly believe your less than human because you enjoy sex & being a porn star.

"Do you ever visit England(or anyother place)?" Cause I want my sexually fantasies all to come true on your dime. And I will never take you private.

"Does your family know what you do?" You should be ashamed even though I jerk off to porn all day long & feel no shame myself for wanting to use woman strictly for my own pleasure. So I want to make you feel guilty. No one will ever love you.

"I want to date you."- I want free sex. I want to use & abuse you & never feel bad about it.

"You have a bad attitude."- I'm pissed off you won't fall for my lame ass lines.

good luck ladies,
Sam