View Full Version : What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
Sam38g
12-31-2012, 10:15 AM
Oh & my favorite of all Times!
"Your my favorite porn star, I am your biggest fan. How big are your boobs?" - Liar, loser, freeloader
Even the other dudes in my room are like really you haven't figured out the 38g part of Samantha38g
So I tell them A-cups since they are to stupid to read long enough to get to the end of my name.
Smooches,
Sam
www.Samantha38g.com
Sam38g
12-31-2012, 10:21 AM
"Your a gold digger!"- I want a free show, free sex & to use you. Now I am pissed you won't give me whatever I want for free.
"Do you have a boyfriend to fuck you on camera?" - So I can diss him & call him names so he will fail to get his dick hard.
"do you like BBC?"- I want a free show of cuckhold talk, I'm secretly gay & I can jack off for free while you talk about it. "
DO you roleplay?"- Will you be my Momma & force me to have sex with you. EWWWW GROSS!
Sam
justanothercamgirl
12-31-2012, 11:11 PM
What guys say on cam: "What you don't Skype? Well, you just lost yourself 1000 TOKEN customer."
What guys actually mean on cam: "I never had any intention of giving you a single TOKEN all along."
temptingmodel
01-01-2013, 04:59 PM
I can now paste in my "saved responses" LOL What you really mean is.................... You girls just upped my bitch status to the stars and I LOVE YOU FOR IT! Ripping new assholes tonight bbs! LOL with a click of a button silently and deadly.
What you really mean is.... ;) LOVE IT!
ThatBitch
01-01-2013, 05:02 PM
I want to serve you = I just want you to order me to wank and tease me while I wank to you.
I like women who are in control = I want you to recite a bunch of "hypno" gibberish while I wank to you.
I like spoiled bratty / "aggressive" princesses = I have a money fetish and I just want you to mindlessly wave your ass around shouting "pay up loser" while I wank to you. Also I'm a dumb boring fuck but at least I'll spend money...while I wank to you.
I like dominate women = I'm a fucking idiot who can't spell and I don't really know what I want but I want YOU to know and "order" me to do what I want while I wank to you.
I need you to tease my wallet open / manipulate/force me into "submission" =
1) I have no intention of spending any money but I want you to try your hardest to get me to crack my empty cobwebbed wallet open, OR
2) I want you to spend as much time as I can possibly get you to spend on me before I finally toss my little $25 your way because I'm a cheap brokeass useless fuck and I NEED to get the BIGGEST possible bang for my few measly dollars. I resent you for making SO MUCH MONEY SO EASILY and I don't think you deserve it so I NEED to make you work as hard as possible for MY money!!! - OR
3) I'm an insecure loser and I get off on giving sexworker women a hard time because I'm so fucking jealous of them I can hardly stand my miserable self, OR
4) I'm a fucking wank addict loser and I've spent so much money on you and women like you that now I'm also a brokeass loser and I need to "conserve".
****All of which = I'm the most annoying kind of timewaster so you might as well ban/block me now because I WILL drive you crazy if you let me hang around.
I'm a weak moneyslave and I need to be taken advantage of =
1) I want you to order me to pay while I pay to wank to you, OR
2) I'm a broke cheap fuck with no intention of ever paying you for anything but I want you to tell me to pay so I can wank to that for free.
****Whether or not he's 1 or 2 here depends on how he responds to my pat reply. If he responds by saying thanks and paying, he's obviously a 1. Anything else means he's a 2.
You just lost a customer! = I'm all butthurt that you didn't give me what I wanted and I delude myself into thinking you actually give a flying fuck about my few dollars that I *might've* spent if you'd responded the way I wanted you to....
****In other words, I'm a cheap loser and I'm desperate to make you feel bad for turning me away because I so desperately wanted you to do something you don't like while I wank to you.
******In other, other words, I am convinced that I HAVE THE POWER BECAUSE YOU WANT MY MONEY so I'm going to "go out with a bang" as I try to find some poor girl desperate or naive enough to put up with my bullshit while I wank to her WHILE THINKING OF YOU.
Note that the majority of this is just a roundabout way of saying how he wants to wank to you. LOL
I could go on and on...
Via Flaminia
01-01-2013, 11:08 PM
screen names such as:
- anyone named bigdaddy
- any screen name with the words money or player
- any screen name with the word Vegas
- any screen name including an exotic or nice car
- any screen name referencing penis size
= just guaranteed problems
Sunnylexie
01-02-2013, 12:32 AM
^^ To add up to this:^^
Any screen name including "feet" or a fetish item of clothing = I want you to play my fetish 4 free because it's sooooo non-adult. You're sitting in that free room all the same, and all I want you to do is sitting there wearing my favorite grandma bloomers. Why don't you do it? That would bring you sooo much more customers!!!! puhliiiiizzzzz!
cherryblossomsinspring
01-02-2013, 03:50 AM
"Are you into couples" = Because there are two of us and she has a pussy you'll so meet us off the site to fuck!
"Where are you from"= Meet me to fuck
"You're so pretty, beautiful, the best model on the site" = Compliment will surely give me free shit
"My girlfriend / wife ....= I'm actually single and don't want you to see me as one of these losers for being here. I need you to think that someone in the world wants me.
"What song is that you're playing"= I'm broke and are trying to find bullshit for you to respond to.
"How big is your biggest toy" = I just want to see it and cum in free chat
"Can you stand"= I feel like a loser because I don't have money. I want to feel in control and powerful if you do what I say for FREE.
Using Us/we
ex
"Can you show US your tit"s= Even though I'm home alone, if I make it seem like I'm asking for ALL OF US WAGGING COCKS then you'll do it because ya know STRENGTH IN NUMBERS and all that gizz.
"My girlfriend and I" = I have a two girl fantasy but they usually are two busy and their prices are higher.
Or
I'm broke but for some reason I believe that if I mention another pussy is in the room, you'll automatically give me your details and want to fuck us both for FREE
Can you get/ Do you have "white panties, shoes, dress, shorts, a hula hoopbecause I need that for a private"= I want to feel powerful and in control because I made you get up to get shit. Btw I'm 100% broke.
"Give me your email/phone"= I just want to harass the fuck out of you and I want to get you in trouble with the site for giving out extra info. BTW I'll try to blackmail you into fucking me in person.
Or Even though I just popped in your room for a 5 min private I actually didn't realize you were on the site for 8 hours. I have control issues and my self esteem is in need of a boost.
"Do you like black/white/big/large/throbbing cocks on cam ?= I'm about to ask you to look at my cock for FREE because my ego is in need of a boost. Ohh I can get free porn too.
Via Flaminia
01-02-2013, 03:32 PM
"I want to buy you something off your wishlist." = I'm broke, plus I need your undivided attention, plus I like to lie, plus I want your personal information to make trouble for you.
AriaLove
01-04-2013, 01:25 AM
Just happened after a skype show:
Guy: u want my digits? (I am very creepy)
Me: maybe if we talk more. i'm kind of crazy about my privacy. (No I don't want your damn digits you big crazy!)
Guy: that's cool i sort of figured thats what u would say (damn she knows i'm creepy)
Me: My PO box is even in a different place just in case lol (take a hint.)
Guy: thats smart there are a lot of whackos out there (like me!)
fuck if i lived closer i would stalk the shit out of you lol (fuck it she already knows i'm creepy, let's go for the creepster of the year award!)
What.The.Fuck. I logged in specifically just to share this with y'all. Guys are so weird. Even weirder is I saw his cam and he's actually really good looking!!
0TaraM
01-04-2013, 01:57 AM
(Happens every time when I´m online at 4 pm in local time in certain site): You are sooooooo fat... You are sooooo ugly.. You are soo fat. You are soooo idiot. Fuck you, you are soooo fat.
= I´m very jealous model with thin body ( I am always starving that I get body like this and I do not have another job or education at all) and small A-cup breast and I want to be online always at 4 pm..I´m trolling now because I do not now so much money than before I want to be only one in this site specially at 4 pm in every day. Get out of my way!
or
= I am a studio owner and I want to get my models online NOW!
Are you selling pants? = I am customer or jealous model and I want to get your addresses and get you to trouble.
You are so beautiful= Show me free
How long are going to be at here? = I´m another model and I want to be online now, get out of my way, you will get all MY money!
JoJoX
01-04-2013, 07:33 AM
On MFC
What they say "I rated and admired you baby."
What they really mean "I have no tokens but give me special attention anyway."
IsobelWren
01-04-2013, 06:31 PM
"My roommate is home, so I can't talk, just type"
=
"My wife is home and I'm afraid she'll overhear me jerking off."
Vogue
01-05-2013, 12:31 AM
they say :whore , slut , so on = they mean : i have no argumets left
they say : you are ugly , fat so on = they mean , you should get naked and tease me
they say : you look tired = they mean stad up and give me a striptease
they say : i like everything = they mean, get naked and use as much toys you have
they say : i want you to impress me first = they mean, i dont have a dime so i better look picky
they say : you are boring = they mean, im broke and boring and i need jerk off on something
they say : if you would fist , use bigger toys , take paypal, god knows what you will make more money = they mean, i need attention , i have no money but plz talk to me
the say : but the other girls does that = they mean : so i have heard/ read but maybe you are stupid enough to give me for free
they say : i only take you private if u have another girl /guy etc = they mean , i can see you are alone there but i have no money so if u try to talke me in to something else maybe i can jerk off in free
AngeXx
01-05-2013, 10:47 AM
"I'm a pussy guy, and I have to see a sample before I buy all your content" - I have no intentions on paying, I want all the freebies I can get!
^I actually had a guy tell me he needed to see a sample close up of my pussy and a video before he'd buy....I don't think I've ever laughed so hard before! Riiiiight!
Cammi
01-06-2013, 06:56 PM
"Show tits bb": I am a man
"I just wanna see how good your feet are before I go pvt": I am a man
"I got loads of money": I am a man
"Are you ready for my 11 inch dick?": I am a man
"Bitch you ain't worth that": I am a man
"I'm a girl": I am a man
"Hi": I am a man
Timor
01-06-2013, 07:15 PM
^^"I'm a girl" - I'm a man
Sunnylexie
01-06-2013, 11:49 PM
They say that, with girls, "no" means "convince me". With all those broke but picky guys, "convince me" means "no".
justanothercamgirl
05-02-2013, 07:54 PM
You are beautiful baby! = I am setting you up to ask you for something for free.
Wow, you are amazing! = I am setting you up to ask you for something for free.
Can I just ask you a question? = I am setting you up to ask you for something for free.
What song are you listening too? = I am setting you up to ask you for something for free.
Hi. hru? = I am setting you up to ask you for something for free.
Snowy0Star
05-02-2013, 08:00 PM
omg i forgot about this thread thax for the necro JAC
ukruth
05-03-2013, 01:24 AM
Whats the biggest cock you've had = say anything mines bigger and i want to brag
Whats the biggest cock you've had = say anything mines small but i'l make shit up and brag
Whats the biggest cock you've had = say anything i will inflate mine and you will instantly want to view my cam for free
You are so lovely, pretty, sweet , sexy, blah blah blah = im broke , but look how nice i write...... so give me attention and goodies for free...... im nice
What do you do in your vids = im broke i will never buy them but i want you to describe 30 plus vids so i can wank for free ......... im so clever
Whats your favourite vid then = damn she wont describe them all but im so clever she can describe 1 and then i can wank for free
Why wont you tell me your favourite vid is it because they are crap = damn this whore saw through my complex and awesome plan now i'l make everyone think her vids are crap
Why did you ban me do you ban people for just asking questions = she's so stupid she will believe im a nice guy and un ban me
Bitch ugly old whore im never going to spend on you now = im sad im broke and i believe words will break you
When you divorce your hubby im first in line guys = im a stalker !!!!!!! i truely believe she will god damn love me
Aw your married = damn how will i persuade her to meet me without hubby
Does your husband know you do this = say no say no then i can persuade you to talk about how you have to sneak around and wank for free yay me
justanothercamgirl
05-03-2013, 06:18 AM
When they say: "I am stroking my cock for you right now, bb."
They mean: I have made a mistake and have confused you for a non-profit business.
Special_K
05-03-2013, 05:01 PM
I know you are not new but I wanna show you my new girl moves so play along = I'm already planning a strategy to get freebies
seconds later...
Hey I see you are new, are you wet? = I'm asking for free jerk off material disguised by a "funny" roleplay because you look so naive and probably will fall for it.
twistedprincess
05-03-2013, 05:04 PM
They say: "You're too sweet to do that." *that meaning any sexual activity
They mean: "I presume that women have absolutely no sex drive independent of men, and I do not wish to pay you to see you prove otherwise."
Brilynne
05-03-2013, 08:33 PM
What They Say: "What do you do in pvt??"
What They Mean: "Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!"
That or "Figure out MY particular, outstandingly rare, completely whacked out fetish like blowing up balloons with your farts and maybe I won't be too ashamed of myself to stick around"
DoodlebugBites
05-04-2013, 12:56 AM
"Will you please control the show if we go private" means "Imma microdirect the life out of this session and wait to tell you what I want until after you've already done it wrong."
"Ooh, very nice. . . Why are you thanking me?"
"Turn camera to the left a little! No, the left!"
"Peel panties slower! Aw, too late!"
"No, do what gets YOU off! You're just now telling me you have a vibrator?"
"Oh, I don't like that noise it makes. I lost my boner."
[MARTIN_SCORSESES_DICK has left the chat.]
Sunnylexie
05-04-2013, 02:49 AM
Could you bring your face close to camera, I want to see the color of your eyes = I love facials and want mine for free.
CarmenF
05-04-2013, 03:06 AM
"but bb I don't want to dirty talk for me.. I wanna make YOU CUM! I'll think about YOU!"
I wanna get off for free since my fantasy involves pleasing the girl
cyberstripper
05-05-2013, 01:41 AM
Do you do sph bb? I am a big dicked moron who likes SPH but I do not have a small dick (hence the BB, not Mistress)
Do you like big dicks bb? I am a little dicked moron who likes to pretend to have a big dick on the internet, but when you ask me to show it to you "no cam bb"
LOL. I have had a rash of this lately. Big dicks who like SPH, and littles who wish they had a big dick. WTF?!?
Sabihah
05-05-2013, 06:05 PM
Heh. 80% of the time I get this...
"Do you like roleplay?"
And I respond with...
"Depends. I don't do ageplay."
Conversation = over.
"I'm 16..." - I'm most likely not 16, as this site requires a credit card to sign up, but I'm a dumbass who just got himself blocked and reported.
CanadianRuby
05-06-2013, 12:48 AM
Heh. 80% of the time I get this...
"Do you like roleplay?"
And I respond with...
"Depends. I don't do ageplay."
Conversation = over.
Yeah for REAL. I have on my page now I DON'T do ageplay because these fucking people seem to like to chat to me because I look fairly young....
it's some creepy fucking bullshit.
CarmenF
05-06-2013, 03:56 AM
"I'm 16" = I wanna get free sexy talk by being lectured because I shouldn't be here
justanothercamgirl
05-06-2013, 11:40 AM
What guys say: "12.99 a minute, are you fucking crazy?"
What guys mean: "Your existance makes me feel like a failure because I know I will never be able to afford to spend time with you. So, in order to make myself feel better about being such a loser I am going to try to turn it around on you and make it seem like there is something wrong with you instead for asking for so much."
CarmenF
05-06-2013, 11:58 PM
"Do you take paypal bb? I like to cut out the middle man 8)" = I wanna use my payment method and don't give a fuck about you.
Sunnylexie
05-31-2013, 07:34 AM
"Hi it's *insert name*, *insert age*, *insert location*" - I honestly confuse this to a dating site and I'm gonna demand that you give me all your attention and exchange pictures just cause I'm "not like other guys on here", and put your account to a risk of suspension by spamming my contacts, demanding for your personal info and acting like our meeting has been arranged already and it's just a matter of time that we fuck IRL; and when you call me out on it, I'm gonna call you another money-hungry bitch that doesn't deserve a nice guy like me in her life.
TrixieDarling
05-31-2013, 10:01 AM
What he says: "do you like big dick?"/"what do you think is small for a penis?"/some other question about penis size
What he means: A. I think I have a big dick and I want you to tell me how much you hate small dick.
B. I have a small dick and I want you to tell me how much you hate small dick.
C. I have a small dick and I want you to tell me small dicks are awesome.
TeenageAnnie
06-01-2013, 06:27 AM
"hey bb, im asian, do u think the stereotype of asians having small dicks is true?"
translation "please open my camera and be shocked that im an asian with a big dick"
HornyHeidiBush
06-01-2013, 02:02 PM
'Can you show me a bit of your bush before pvt? Girls have tricked me in the past...'
Translation: 'I want to try and trick you into showing me your bush in free so I don't have to pay'.
'You're ugly/skanky/have a big nose...'
Translation: 'I'm ugly and have no life, no friends, no social skills, no looks, and have never been kissed'.
(seconds after entering a show): 'Put a big toy in your pussy, bb'.
Translation: 'I know, deep down, that I have never given a woman an orgasm'
'Tease me, bb'
Translation: 'Give me a free show, bb'
'Do you mind older guys, bb'
Translation: 'I'm old enough to be your great grandad, and have guilt issues about wanting to bang barely legal teens'.
The list goes on :P
Nina_Den
06-01-2013, 02:09 PM
^ What DO you do though, when they say things like "put big toy in pussy" (oh god) a few seconds after entering the show?
Are you just doing your thing and ignoring said guy, or taking the time to explain that you aren't going to be banging yourself until at least X point?
HornyHeidiBush
06-01-2013, 02:17 PM
I don't use massive toys on cam anyway... I just do my own thing and what i'm comfortable with at the time, really. I usually only use fingers on cam. I have had guys complain that my toys aren't big enough... Translation: 'I am insecure about the size of my own cock and no real understanding of female sexuality' :D
Nina_Den
06-01-2013, 02:30 PM
I meant more like the guys who expect you to strip in 10 seconds and start "going" at it right away rather than the ones requesting a big toy (that would just make me laugh, I don't do that).
justanothercamgirl
06-01-2013, 09:09 PM
What guys say on cam: "This show is a rip-off and you're an ugly and dumb cunt."
What guys actually mean: "Oh fiddlesticks, I really should of read that gold show description before I clicked the button to come in. How embarrassing!
justanothercamgirl
06-02-2013, 08:42 AM
What guys say: "Do you do normal gold shows."
What guys mean: "I am paying you an ENTIRE dollar so I expect you to fuck yourself with power tools and to make rainbows come out of your pussy when you cum. What is wrong with you?"
TeenageAnnie
06-02-2013, 09:07 AM
"I would have tipped you if u teased a bit but im leaving now, good luck". Translation: "I'm now going to relog as a guest and come back in her room and hope my comment makes her start a tease and I won't have to pay cause she thinks I left"
lifetravelergirl
06-02-2013, 09:44 AM
Customer: "Where do you live BB?" <Translation> = "I think I can talk you into letting me come to your house for sex if you live close enough to me."
Customer: "Are you married / Do you have a boyfriend?" <Translation> = "I think I can talk you into letting me have sex with you if you aren't married or don't have a boyfriend".
*Alternate Translations*
"I can't tell the difference between a cam site and a dating site."
"I have no intention of ever spending any money on you."
"I think you are camming because you are looking for a guy like me, here I am BB but first things first, "Where do you live?"
"I am a creepy stalker who wants to find out where you live so I can creep around your apartment and peek in your windows, etc."
Customer: "I know you in real life." "I know exactly where you live." "I want to cut you up with my knife and feel your blood on my skin." <Translation> = Actually I am not sure what the translation was for this one but after ignoring him for a while I went ahead and banned him. I suspect a possible translation may be, "Hi I am completely pathetic but if I can scare you maybe that will count for something and PS I am masturbating right now"
Customer: "Hey BB can I see your pretty feet?" <Translation> = "I never spend any money on Cam girls but I am going to screenshot your feet and jerk off to them every day for a week."
Customer: "I want to see your ass before I take you private." <Translation> = As soon as you show your ass I am going to either cum or take a screenshot and then jerk off to it but one thing is for certain, you will never see me spend any money on this website, least of all on you."
Customer: "I want you to get me hard before I take you private." <Translation> = "I am almost ready to cum in your free chat, all I need is a tiny amount of inspiration and btw I never spend any money on this site."
Of course there are exceptions to the rule but that is why they are called exceptions.
Rose_Who
06-02-2013, 08:19 PM
"Are you married/have a boyfriend?"
can mean
1) I hope she says yes, because I want to lecture you about how what you're doing is cheating so I can feel morally superior while I jerk my tiny dick off for free.
2) I hope she says yes, because I want to beat off to the idea that she's cheating on her man with me.
3) I hope she says no so I can stalk her into submission and make her my girlfriend!
4) I hope she says no so I can lecture her about how she'll never find love because she's a whore and I want to feel superior while I jerk my tiny dick off for free!
roast
06-05-2013, 05:18 AM
Guys on an indie site: Are you on any other websites? or is this you [link of other cam profiles on bigbox sites]
Translation: Im hoping youll tell me a freechat website so I can get an extended preview
Guys on bigbox sites:Are you on MFC? Ever hear of MFC? I really like the site Chaturbate :D
Translation: This pay per minute shit is killin me
Guys on clips4sale: ever hear of MGF? ever hear of ELM? you should sell clips on your own. hey ever think of selling your clips in bulk?
Translation: this base rate per min for clips shit is killin me
Regular who used to spend heavily: Hey, can you do a gold show? Ever do Happy Hour on here? Can I breakup our sessions if I prepay? C'mon just Skype me my name again is ------! Can I have a discount code?
Translation: You, me and this thing we have goin? Well it is almost over
Guy on Niteflirt who calls a cheaper line for a higherpriced lines service: Hey your other line is tied up
Translation: lololol be desperate for a call and let this slide
Random: Ive been googling you, cant find too much.
Translation: Im kind of pissed you dont have more free, overly personal, and/or pirated shit
Random; Ever do porn?
Translation: I got a few tubesites open lady, give me the names to plug in!
Summa-time customer: I never see you online anymore
Translation: youre often online and I see you, but youre in paid/member chat only, which doesnt count as being online to me!
Summa-time customer but 24/7 clinger: youve changed or you used to be _____ or you seem different
Translation: you just made a direct sales pitch! how dare you speaketh such blasphemous impropriety in my presence
(I meant for this to be more positive, lol am a bitter bitch today, forgive me ok, Ill post in "Amazing things I Heard On Cam" as comeuppance)
Rose_Who
06-06-2013, 06:35 AM
Not to be rude, but...
"I am about to say something that is not only incredibly rude (and I know it) but also exposes my sense of entitlement, openly displays my ignorance, and may even be specifically worded to try to hurt your feelings."
Violet_Z
06-06-2013, 10:27 AM
What guy says.
Here's my email so we can talk away from this site.
What he means.
A. I'm trying to get your email so i can stalk you and tell you creepy things you would ban me for. B. I'm just so cheap i would never pay the small amount it cost to email you on this site.