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IsobelWren
06-06-2013, 11:07 AM
(seconds after entering a show): 'Put a big toy in your pussy, bb'.
Translation: 'I know, deep down, that I have never given a woman an orgasm'


Or perhaps, "I'm American so I never got any sex education other than pornography. Porn has taught me that women instantly cum buckets when they're immediately and rapidly jackhammered with elephant dicks. I think I'm being responsible for us both having a good time! ....and either I've never had a partner or my partner has never told me otherwise and I don't think to ask, so I labor under this misapprehension that a) I'm not pounding her hard enough b) My dick isn't big enough. We are having a miserable sex life and I don't know why!"

IsobelWren
06-06-2013, 11:16 AM
What cam girls say on SW:

@Roast, you are consistently smarter and more clever than i could ever hope to be!

What they mean:

GodDAMN! I have TOTALLY fucking FALLEN for some of those things you've said, Roast! DAMN those bastards. So many "small talk" comments continue to reveal themselves as unsafe! *grumble grumble* Customers! *scowl* *stew*

Much love for Roast! Thank you for bringing stuff I never would have thought of out into the open. Not only did you think of it, you expressed it in a concise and funny way. I love you BB!

blondhottie
06-06-2013, 02:55 PM
"I'm not like the other guys on here."-I'm EXACTLY like the other guys on here! Perhaps even more annoying!
"Do you meet people off of here?"-Do you fuck people off of here?
"Open pussy bb"-I'm a pervert who doesn't speak much English.

shysara79
06-06-2013, 03:04 PM
BB I can't do a private because I am at work. I am so sorry ! I really wish I could! Five seconds later .. BB can I jack off under my desk to you ? Then I say what the F.. So u can jack off under your desk at work in free chat.. But can't in paid? Get the F outta here lol. They must think we are all dumb !

lifetravelergirl
06-06-2013, 09:40 PM
Random; Ever do porn?
Translation: I got a few tubesites open lady, give me the names to plug in!




Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

Thank You ^_^ !

Snowy0Star
06-06-2013, 09:43 PM
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

Thank You ^_^ !

GI joe

sorry it HAD to be done

KimKlass
06-07-2013, 12:25 PM
"What size cock do you like bb?"
"Do you like big dicks bb?"
"I have 10 inches hard for you bb. Is that enough?"

= "I am oblivious to the fact that Kim Klass gives zero fucks about my dick, or any aspect of it."

Sunnylexie
06-07-2013, 07:20 PM
"I'm not like the other guys on here."-I'm EXACTLY like the other guys on here! Perhaps even more annoying!

"I'm not like the other guys on here!" - "You don't know me, but I'm entitled to special treatment and goodies noone else gets!"

justanothercamgirl
06-08-2013, 05:52 AM
I figured I'd add my take. ;)

What guys say: "I'm not like the other guys on here!"

What guys mean: "I believe that I am a 'nice guy' but I am in deep denial about the fact that at my core I am actually a passive-aggressive douchebag."

Classy_Katy
06-08-2013, 07:17 AM
What guys say - "I'm not like the other guys on here!"

What guys mean - "I am just like the other guys and only want a freebie but I'm even more stupid than them because they know that using this line is pointless after earlier attempts to get a freebie have failed, and they know that it would just make them look even more desperate and pathetic"

Rose_Who
06-09-2013, 09:37 AM
C-C-C-COMBO!!!

He says, "I'm not like other guys on here!"
He means, "I genuinely believe that you are dumb enough to fall for this because I'm a misogynistic asshole who believe that any woman who would willingly go into any form of sex trade is either a drug addict or a total fucking moron. Also, I have a very small penis."

CoffeeTime
06-09-2013, 10:57 AM
What they say: "I'm not like other guys..."

What I imagine: "I'm Batman!"
Or:

My favorite attempt at free content so far is a man who wanted me to be submissive. Once I thought he was taking discussion of a pvt too far (in free chat) I told him if he wanted to continue, he was could tip or take me pvt. His response: "THAT IS SUCH A TURN OFF. YOU SHOULD BE WAITING FOR WHAT I GIVE YOU. YOU DEMANDING MONEY MEANS YOU'RE NOT SUBMISSIVE AT ALL. I WOULD HAVE TIPPED YOU SO MUCH IF YOU HAD DONE WHAT I TOLD YOU."
What he meant, of course: "I never intended to tip or take you pvt. I intended to manipulate you the whole time. You willing to be a submissive for me just told me that manipulating you would be easy and when I found out it wouldn't, I lost my erection and got mad. BITCH."

justanothercamgirl
08-08-2013, 07:26 AM
What guys say on cam: I don't know why you hide your face all the time. You have such a pretty face.

What guys mean on cam: I've paid a whole dollar for this gold show and I am pissed off that you included in the topic description that you won't show your face. I bet if I butter you up and tell you how pretty you are -- you will TOTALLY show me your face for free so I can blow my load. What chick doesn't fall for that compliment shit?

Jade62013
08-08-2013, 02:23 PM
Guy: I like genuine girls who like me for me and not shallow ones who only see me as a source of money...

What Guy Really Means: I like stupid girls who will give me shit for free thinking I'm a nice guy, when in fact I AM shallow and only see you as a source of tits/ass/pussy...

Jade62013
08-08-2013, 02:27 PM
My favorite all-time attempt at getting free shit is-"I used to date a camgirl/I dated a girl I met on cam once/I met my last girlfriend on cam."

What he really means-"Nobody has dated me in years but if I tell her that another camgirl went out with me maybe she will be fooled into giving me free shit or going out with me for real!

Jade62013
08-08-2013, 02:31 PM
...because it will prove that I must be better than all the other random creeps on here!"

Procrasturbator
08-08-2013, 03:19 PM
What guys say: "Do you have a nice ass/smooth armpits/sexy feet/etc?"

What guys mean: "I'm hoping you're dumb enough to want to prove it to me."

The smooth armpits guy almost got me when I was tired... I was like "Yeah, sure!" and kinda halfway raised my arm to check that I'd shaved lol then I was like HOLD ON NOW. "Could you zoom in bb?" NO.

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What guys say: "You're so much nicer than all of the other models on here!"

What guys mean: "I'm so glad you haven't banned or ignored me yet like all of the other models on here!"

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What guys say: "What kind of roleplay do you do?"

What guys mean: "How much creepiness can you tolerate for 4.99/min?"

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What guys say when I tell them they can imagine I'm whatever age they like but I can't say anything under 18: "Oh that's fine, I understand"

What guys mean: "I'm going to either state or imply that you're younger and younger as I get closer to coming, because it's not fun unless I know you know how creepy I am"

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What guys say: "How submissive are you?"

What guys mean: "I hate women and want to degrade and punish you for all their perceived slights against me."

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What guys say: "Seriously? Just to stand up and turn around?"

What guys mean: "You fucking cunt, I've been waiting 10 minutes for someone else to tip for tits/ass so I can bust."

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What guys say: "I have this really intricate/detailed/long ass fantasy that requires 3 paragraphs to describe to you, can you do this in exclusive?"

What guys mean: "Will you listen to graphic, extensive sexual descriptions for free in hopes of getting a long exclusive?"

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What guys say: "Oh no, it kicked me out after I hit my limit. Could you [fetish/whatever] in free so I can finish?"

What guys mean: "I'm cheap or broke enough to pull a desperate move like this in order to shave a minute or two off of a paid show."

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Wow, I didn't realize I had an entire loser-to-English dictionary in my head.

Rose_Who
08-08-2013, 03:38 PM
He says: What are you into?

He means: I want you to describe, in graphic detail, exactly what you fantasize about in free so I can wank to it.

VictoriaChaos
08-09-2013, 02:49 PM
"I am NOT taking you away from your customers!"

Actual meaning: I will never be one of your customers

Graceface
08-09-2013, 05:34 PM
"Where are you from".

You live within 500 miles from me! I assume you do escort and am on my way!

Pizzicato
08-11-2013, 06:26 AM
How dirty are you? = give me wank fodder! (Usually combatted with a "I fuck myself and strangers for money, how much dirtier can I get?!"

I'm not like other guys = I'm much, much worse

I've sent you a pm, let me know if it turns you on, then we go pvt = My fantasies are illegal and abhorrant

I'm a young 60 = I am over 70

I am a photographer = My phone has a camera on it

I am a professional photographer = I have a 2mp camera

Jade62013
08-12-2013, 03:12 AM
Guy: "Cum bb"

What He Means: "I can't afford to pay you long enough to see you build up to a real climax. I mistake a living, breathing female with some sort of fembot who can cum when prompted. I have never, and will never, see a real female orgasm. That's OK though I'll just fap it for the rest of my life."

justanothercamgirl
08-12-2013, 09:56 AM
What guys say: "Hey, when are you going to offer [this thing I want that you don't offer] in a $1 gold show?"

What guys mean: I am foolish enough to think that offering this type of show has never occurred to you before since obviously working this job shows that you really can't be smart enough to have any business sense.

Sunnylexie
09-03-2013, 01:32 AM
"Your Gold Show sucks ewww lame boring zzzzzzzzzzz what a waste of $$$ come on ban me you ugly cow" = "I've cum already, hopefully I get her pissed before the show ends so she bans me and I get refunded"

*In a regular (group) pvt* "Surpise me/shock me/show me how kinky you can get" = I want all/the best of your Exclusive menu at the price of your regular vanilla show"

justanothercamgirl
09-05-2013, 02:43 PM
What guys say on cam: I miss you. I miss your face and your voice

What guys really mean: Your per minute price is so much more expensive then it used to be when you first started as a camgirl and I originally found you. Maybe if I make it feel like we as if we've had some sort of connection and 'good ol days' together then you will give me everything I want for cheaper. I sure the hell ain't going to pay more to go private with you then I originally did since I actually in fact don't miss you or even like you at all. All chicks fall for this emotional bullshit.....you might of not have fallen for it the first THREE times I tried it on you but I am just going to keep this shit up because I know it will eventually work.

Koryn Capri
09-05-2013, 06:25 PM
What guys say on cam: I miss you. I miss your face and your voice

What guys really mean: Your per minute price is so much more expensive then it used to be when you first started as a camgirl and I originally found you. Maybe if I make it feel like we as if we've had some sort of connection and 'good ol days' together then you will give me everything I want for cheaper. I sure the hell ain't going to pay more to go private with you then I originally did since I actually in fact don't miss you or even like you at all. All chicks fall for this emotional bullshit.....you might of not have fallen for it the first THREE times I tried it on you but I am just going to keep this shit up because I know it will eventually work.

ROTFLMAO! -- This ^ is brilliant! ;D

Jade62013
09-10-2013, 11:48 AM
What guys say: You shouldn't be doing this/I bet your parents are so proud of you!/You are too good/smart/nice/sweet to be on this site.

What they mean: My self-imposed sense of moral superiority helps me cope with being confronted with a sex worker who is way more beautiful/smart/out of my league/expensive than I had anticipated. I came on here to fap my tiny pencil dick, but now my ego feels even smaller. OH NO......I sad.

catchild
10-25-2013, 08:28 PM
"Has tipped 500 tokens"

"I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you"

Actually, I wish I'd heard about the forums before my third night, where I actually got tricked by this for a skype show. Thankfully I checked my token stats, saw that there was no token tip from the guy and didn't give him show.

audritwo
11-05-2013, 06:51 PM
Says: "Fuck that pussy deeper. I want to see that whole 10 inch dildo in your cunt."
Means: "I really don't understand how a vagina works, since my penis has never been in one. I never had contact with a cervix before."

justanothercamgirl
11-05-2013, 08:31 PM
What guys say on cam: "So are you seeing anyone right now?"

What guys actually mean on cam: "Damn! These per minute prices are killing me. She is a whore, right? So, that means that no one can love her and she will jump at the chance to date me a nice guy like me. I bet no other guy in the world has ever thought of this cunning and devious plan before. Wow, I am smart!"

justanothercamgirl
11-05-2013, 08:34 PM
What guys say on cam: "I like you!"

What guys actually mean on cam: "I like free boobies!"

aleciaxxx
11-05-2013, 08:39 PM
"Does your husband know you do this?" - i think all women are lying Jezebels.

got this one tonight lmfao

Missbeth
11-05-2013, 08:43 PM
-guy asks whats so special about me I charge 5.99/min... I tell him im worth it

"I'm sure you think your worth $5.99/min its better to do alot of shows at 1.99/min like every other girl on here than no shows at $5.99/min"
*Beth gets taken exclusive for $9.99/min right after he says this*

I wonder how stupid that guy felt after that...BAM lol

Translation - Im just a cheap motherfu****, so cheap I try to haggle down items off the dollar menu when I order at mcdonalds lol...

MissMorvahna
11-06-2013, 05:45 AM
"fat ass who would waste money on you" = "i can't get any and i want you to feel like i do" = "why can't i do that for money"

"overpriced" = "i want a free show" = "im a broke ass bitch" = "i'm jealous that others can take you pvt"

audritwo
11-06-2013, 06:29 AM
Says: "I don't get why people spend money on you! You are not worth it at all"
Means: "I am a jealous camgirl who is too busy worrying about you instead of myself."

audritwo
12-04-2013, 07:04 PM
Bumping because I miss this thread.

Says: I love you bb
Means: This is the most human contact I've had in years! This must be love!

LittleLilianna
12-05-2013, 07:06 AM
Lol, one of my favorite
"Oppan chest" = "Take off/untie whatever garment is around your tits"

One of the creepiest I got
"Warm your belly button hole" Learned later it meant "I have a belly button fetish and I want to pee/fuck your bellybutton"

Renton
12-05-2013, 07:15 AM
"brb" = for some reason I will not spend money on you but I'm too much of a coward to actually say it and I am never going to come back

kortneykay
12-05-2013, 10:53 AM
"I want to be your sugar daddie. Let's get EXL. (Tips $50 Gold in EXL)

What He Meant: "Maybe this $50 tip and the fact that I took her to EXL to prove myself to be a sugar daddy will make her want to meet up with me and fuck me. I mean, she will meet me in person and fuck me after this, right?"

WRONG.WRONG.WRONG. But thanks for the $17.50 tip, plus the 3 minutes you spent in EXL after you realized the only way I'd be your sugar baby was over the internet dumb ass ;)

SavannahLynnn
12-05-2013, 02:25 PM
Guy: "Show us something beautiful."
(I'm broke and trying to pay in compliments)

Me: "Sure, just check my room topic for what to tip."

Guy: "You're so pretty/ Have a beautiful smile/You're so nice."
( I still have no intention of tipping but paying her in compliments is sure to get her like me enough to flash me. I can get girls to do whatever I want by complimenting them. I am entitled to all the free flashes I want because I'm so nice.)

justanothercamgirl
04-08-2014, 09:39 PM
:bump:
EvelynHeartsYou reminded me how much I missed this thread.

justanothercamgirl
11-08-2014, 07:21 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/119gdJbeNRRepO/giphy.gif

AnotherLily
11-08-2014, 11:20 AM
OMG, I think I could thank everyone that has posted anything in this thread. I love it.

LilyAnderson
01-08-2015, 10:53 PM
May I just say that this might be one of the top threads on SW..ever.
Thanks JAC!

What customer says:
"When I get paid, I know who I'm going to."

What customer means:

"I'm never getting paid. Or, if I am, I'm not giving it to you. I'm just giving you the illusion that I have incoming money so hopefully you'll give me some attention and not think of me as a "freeloader."

scarlettbelle
01-08-2015, 11:26 PM
When guys say...

I love your eye bb! Look right at the cam for me!
or
Does it hurt wearing high heels?
or
I love how you giggle honey keep laughing for me
or
Stretch again for me bb your arms look so pretty
or
Your smile is sooooo beautiful bb smile reeeeeallly wide for me bb

What they mean is...
http://i.imgur.com/3IHb9cV.gif

DeepThoughts
01-09-2015, 03:00 AM
This thread is pure Brilliance. I laughed so much, Im just about to go on cam and I feel so good! Okay so here is mine

Guy say: Bye, have a good day
(if he was just in private then it means: Bye, have a good day, but if he is in free chat...)
Guy means: Now this dumb Ho will see who really holds the power here and start paying me the attention I deserve.

This is most likely followed by
Guy say: I have to go to work
Guy means: My over inflated Ego will not allow me to just leave until you give value to my existence here, surely your dumb enough to get scared now do anything to try and get the money I don't have!

And usually there is one more attempt like
Guy says: So I'm going now
Guy means: This Ho is to dumb to realize that the problem here is her and I must make her believe that I have the money I wish I had because I am an egotistical misogynist who could not live with the thought that I couldn't get one over on a Ho.

Most often this guy will then park himself in your free chat for hours and sometimes even days. A Freudian wet dream.

khunkykoko
03-20-2015, 04:07 PM
this thread is hilarious, and true.

"I didn't get to see u do ____ last time" or " let me know when your ready to do _____" = you didn't do that thing in paid chat that you said you wouldn't even after I tipped you:confused:

"I go to a community college" = I'm broke and here to waste our time demanding your full attention, aka, ban me!

"I want to get to know you first"= I want to talk to you and/or jerk off to your voice/lips for free. also, ban me!

*takes you to exclusive without typing and tries to turn on C2C after you denied multiple times= I just want to flash my cock in the first 30s and leave

DanBea
03-20-2015, 05:25 PM
This thread is hilarious. I've been camming for less than 3 months and have heard almost all of them. Guys can be so sad...

DanBea
03-20-2015, 05:33 PM
Believe it or not, when I started the thread I was hoping that it would end up being the more 'educational' verison of the 'Stupid Shit Heard on Cam' thread for future newbie camgirls. I am so glad that it did!

Yes, it's very educational, really!

bbwbrianna
03-20-2015, 06:07 PM
Hi fat bitch. nice cow udders mooooooooo fucking slut= I am a loser who faps to 4chan in my moms basement all day because I can never get a vagina irl, so therefore I must troll women on camming sites who make more money than me to make me feel better about my pathetic existence.