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Sunnylexie
03-20-2015, 08:31 PM
Guy say: Bye, have a good day
(if he was just in private then it means: Bye, have a good day, but if he is in free chat...)
Guy means: Now this dumb Ho will see who really holds the power here and start paying me the attention I deserve.

The ostentatious "Bye I'm leaving" behavior gives me a feeling they believe we only come to life when they visit our page and them closing the tab sends us back to nonexistence.

"Lol the guys who pay to watch are losers who can't get real pussy" = "Noone wants to sleep with me for some reason, I'm too self-conscious or broke to pay for sex in person and the thought of having to pay just to watch stings my pride too bad so I'm playing macho in front of camgirls hoping my asshatery convinces her I'm damn attractive and makes her want to have sex with me IRL".

Classy_Katy
03-20-2015, 11:40 PM
I've been getting "bye" guys in free lately...it's like "I'm going to make her think she just lost a paying customer when I'm really butthurt that she knew I was just another self-entitled free loader."

apryll11
03-21-2015, 12:14 AM
I really want to get to know you ...
Translation: BAN ME !!!!

Do you have an account on MFC...You should its really fun...Let me tell you all the great benefits...
Translation: No, I in fact am not a recruiter for MFC. I like you and wish to see you naked, I just dont have a dime to my name to put towards it but I have all the patience in the world to wait till the next man does.

Do you remember me?
Translation: Im always in free chat with you.

I told my friend all about you
Translation: Im always in free chat with you.

Please type, I don't have sound, lost my head phones.
Translation: My mother is walking out side my room door and I don't want her to think I have company over without her permission.

The site wont accept my CC
Translation:Please, I hope shes brain damaged

justanothercamgirl
03-21-2015, 07:21 AM
I thought we should add this to the list since it was brought up recently.

What guys says: "Cancel you gold show, bb and we will go private!"

What guys mean: I am just trying to look like a big man in front of these other guys and/or I am going pretend that the only reason I am not currently putting into your gold show is because I am waiting to go private with you. I am betting that you won't cancel your gold show but on the off case that you do, I'll be so show shocked by it that I'll immediately disappear from your room since I never had any intention of putting into your show or taking your private.

Violet_Z
04-15-2015, 01:30 PM
What guy says: I'm your slave make me do whatever you want. I'm kneeling on the floor for my mistress.

What guy means: I think I'm different because I'm a submissive boy, please remind me that roleplay is not free and ban me.

Susperia
04-15-2015, 07:48 PM
I'm so loving this thread!!!!

Guy Says: BRB

What It Means: I'm not really coming back for a show, I just want to make you think that I am.

Serena-Shields
04-15-2015, 10:05 PM
''Will you cum in PVT?'' : ''I want you to cum as fast as you can so I don't have to pay for more than three minutes''

Vlodina
01-06-2016, 02:43 AM
Bump. Such a good thread.

KittyCurious
01-06-2016, 07:41 AM
Hey bb, do you have heels, stockings and a cocktail dress? Cool!
Fishnet stockings? Cool!
Open toe heels? Wow...
And purple glittered cocktail dress? omg... umm... ummm...
Green fishnet stockings with yellow garters and one shoulder purple glittered organza cocktail dress?

No?
Awww I would definetly take you private if you had bb!!

= Thanks for free wardrobe show stupid bitch, see ya, I'll pretent a gourmet in order for YOU to feel guilty. Mwahaha.

KatM
01-06-2016, 07:56 AM
^^^ They do this all the time in my room, i sometimes show the heels i have or panties from the bag but they most times wont come in, i guess all they need is to see the items, i try to sell but all they want is trick me.

sovereignv
01-06-2016, 08:45 AM
If in free chat...

"I want to serve you, tell me what to do, it's your decision, I'll do anything you say"

---> It ruins the illusion for me to actually tell you what I want since I expect my fetish to be your fetish. When you don't telepathically figure out what I'm after, I will be disappointed and leave.

"I want to eat my cum/piss in my mouth/clean my buttplug/cum in my own face for you"

---> I want to eat my cum/piss in my mouth/clean my buttplug/cum in my own face for my own sexual pleasure but I'm assuming my pleasure is your pleasure. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE?

"I want to serve you... I have no money"

---> I've gotten confused into thinking my servitude somehow does anything for you on its own and that you can use it to pay rent.

"I'm in my wife's/mom's panties"

---> I'm literally masturbating as we speak, no need for you to do anything.

"*Slave bows down before his mistress completely powerless and willing to do whatever she commands*"

---> I will never pay you, ever, and if you suggest a private I will leave.

hyori
01-06-2016, 09:30 AM
I've been in your room for the last hour and I want to show you how much I appreciate your company.

Tips 500 tokens.

Sometimes, they mean what they say.

justanothercamgirl
01-06-2016, 10:04 AM
What guys say: "I want to get to know you first"

What guys really mean: "I actually believe all that bullshit that Streamate says in its commercials about it being a 'dating site' when it is more than obvious to someone with the IQ higher than a rock that there is no way in hell that a site full of gorgeous single girls would be waiting around in their underwear for some loser to come along and ask them out on a date."

OR

"I falsely believe that the manipulative tricks I use on girl to get into their pants in real life will also work virtually with camgirls"

OR

"My male entitlement leads me to believe that a women's time and attention is worth nothing and should be given away freely to me.

BadBitch
01-06-2016, 10:55 PM
Great fucking thread!

LoveViviAmante
01-07-2016, 03:33 AM
Love this thread! Very educational! I had no idea there was a bellybutton fetish, but hey, rule 34. Keep them coming ladies!

PrincessfromHell
01-07-2016, 12:57 PM
"It is my Birthday"
"I am in a wheelchair/handicapped"
"I am departing for Iraq tomorrow"
"My grandmom/friend/dog/piggy died"
= I am a liar and I want attention and tits/ass/pussy for free. You are a Mother Teresa aren't ya? I have heard they now work on cam sites giving freebies to horny dicks.

"I am rich"
= I am broke as a joke. But I want you to fall for this shit and give me as much free stuff as I can get from you.

"What size are your tits"
"Are you horny/wet"
"What is the colour of your panties"
"What are you wearing"
"Do you like big dick/bbc/blah blah"
= I am wanking in your freechat and I need a tad more info to finish the job.

"Stand up and show me ass, whore"
= I think I am being a domme but in fact I am an insecure idiot with no money. I have got beaten up by other men many times in my life. I never get laid.

"I have 10 inches dick. My cam does not work today"
= I lie a lot. like a LOT.

Dorothea
01-08-2016, 05:09 AM
"I love you" = "I have zero tokens"

"I could fall in love with you" = " I am Mr.Cheap Fuck and I will not tip you even if I have tokens and I think women are stupid and gullible anyway so will get stuff free"

"will you open cam for a second for free will only show face and am 24" = "might flash you my dick too and plenty more"

"you are soooo beautiful" = "I say that all day in every room hoping for free flash cause my ex girlfriend is all she needed me to tell her to pay my rent and buy me clothes and at the moment am between girlfriends so am on camsite here seeking validation"

"I am so BIG" = "my penis size is average however I do have a SMALL WALLET"

"do you skype" = means several things among them : " I am hoping you say for free" or "am not that interested but is a question good as any to ask" or "am interested in skype cause it comes out much cheaper than anything else- usually"- list goes on...there are so many reasons guys ask that

"show ass bb" = "am looking for confrontation validation reaction anything... because I have no credit card and am muted in most models rooms already...in this room I will also be muted soon...

"I would like to marry you" = "this place is so hilarious awesome so much fun here!! have been disrupting models rooms all day and am far from finished!am specifically targeting the less popular models because no one else notices me"

"you are like poetry in the moonlight...I can barely believe you are not a dream"- " this model has a very low camscore and possibly will give me enough attention for few hours if I give her also a small tip on top of what I just said...am a gentleman...look at her she is so impressed...go me!!"

"I will get us some tokens later..." = " you may never see me again...am not really sure what I will do...I might tip a different model after all if at all..."

"what can I get for 3000 tokens?" = "love to ask this question...yeah I got 3000 tokens go me!!! am just amazing superstud!!! I am powrful!! love to see how models try to get the tokens from me but am not ready not just yet...will ask some more..."

"show tits now tip you later"= "this is such a lame line only very few very new very young models buy it these days...still if anyones buys the line is just great ! so since I don't have a job or anything to do...got time "

" do that again and finger self again and make me cum and 344 tip is coming!!" - "damn am so close hope the model will not log off now looks like she is about to -just to keep her around few more..."

"you are so sexy!" - "am a brand new member did not buy any tokens yet learning how to talk to models- wow can't believe I said that! bet she thought I am hot!"

"you look horny" - "I am very horny myself and hope you are too so we can get off together right here in FREE CHAT"

"ver cute hun do you have largge nipples and a shaved pussy mmmmmm" = "I can barely type with my other hand in this free chat window here"

Dorothea
01-09-2016, 12:53 AM
glad you had a laugh! (might have some new material soon as am online often lol! )

espikvlt
01-09-2016, 01:10 AM
"You're nerdy AND you do porn?? You're my dream girl!!" = "I think sex workers are easy to get dates with and I think nerdy girls are a rare, obscure gem because I never actually take the time to know girls in real life."

SweetJulia
01-09-2016, 05:28 PM
"Open my cam, I'm really hot!"-"I'm used to hearing what I want to hear from escorts."

BadBitch
01-09-2016, 07:05 PM
"How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?"

I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don't need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!

Fucking HATE when they ask me my rates. HATE, HATE, HATE! I tell them to click on the button to look. I tell them that I'm not sure.

justanothercamgirl
01-09-2016, 09:17 PM
Fucking HATE when they ask me my rates. HATE, HATE, HATE! I tell them to click on the button to look. I tell them that I'm not sure.

I like to say, "If you have to ask...... and then just kind to trail off mid-sentence and look away." :)

BadBitch
01-09-2016, 10:58 PM
Hahaha!!!!

Kitcatt
01-31-2016, 05:21 PM
Hey bb, you like young dick?=I expect you to pound your pussy as hard as you can until your arms burn

how long does it take you to squirt bb?=I want you to squirt in 30 seconds

cum for me=make cum noises, I want to blow

ShadyPinesMa
01-31-2016, 06:07 PM
"Get wet" aka I have no idea how womens bodies work. This is usually stated while you're in free chat doing absolutely nothing stimulating.
Pussies aren't xboxes, they don't turn on at your verbal command.

Kitcatt
01-31-2016, 06:21 PM
haha, I love the guys who ask if you're wet in free chat. Like, sure, I still have some lube down there from the last show.

MistressX
01-31-2016, 08:47 PM
They ask because they hope you'll say yes because they are jerking their pathetic little cocks and something so small as saying you are wet will get them off. I'm so disgusted with men lately.. They are such pathetic creatures. At this point someone who comes into my room and asks a stupid question like that, I just boot them.

BadBitch
02-01-2016, 10:28 PM
They ask because they hope you'll say yes because they are jerking their pathetic little cocks and something so small as saying you are wet will get them off. I'm so disgusted with men lately.. They are such pathetic creatures. At this point someone who comes into my room and asks a stupid question like that, I just boot them.

I'm SO right there with you! I had so many questions today.: How big are your tits? How old are you? I tell them nicely to read my profile and if they have a question about me that is not listed, to then ask me. I even had guys asking during my GS countdown what I was doing in the show. I fucking am so fed up with these fucking morons.

justanothercamgirl
02-02-2016, 04:58 PM
I'm SO right there with you! I had so many questions today.: How big are your tits? How old are you? I tell them nicely to read my profile and if they have a question about me that is not listed, to then ask me. I even had guys asking during my GS countdown what I was doing in the show. I fucking am so fed up with these fucking morons.

Are you on Streamate? If so.....I love, love, love their autotext feature for responding to stupid question. :)

BadBitch
02-02-2016, 06:03 PM
Regular who I met on SM I then saw on MFC. He asked me on MFC if I Skype. I told him yes. I told him my rate and he said he would take me up on it. I heard nothing since. That was about 3 months ago.

He comes into my SM room today (I gave up on MFC) and asks how I'm doing. I tell him great and that it was nice to see him. Asked him if he was in the mood to play. His response:

"My credit card isn't working on the site. So, what else is new with you?"

Translation: I'm broke and bored.

Argh. Argh. Argh.

Magical_Hoohah
01-15-2017, 08:25 PM
What he says: "I know that with most guys, you're just playing along with their fantasies, but I want you to tell me what naughty stuff REALLY turns YOU on."

This is an interesting combo of: "I think I know a lot about your job;" "I think I'm a special snowflake that isn't fooled by the smoke and mirrors;" "I know you're a lying whore who couldn't possibly have been telling the truth about her fantasies up until this point;" "I'm so awesome that we managed to form a special bond in a matter of minutes/hours, so you'll open up and tell me things you don't tell other customers;" and...
"Your REAL fantasies better be naughty as fuck and exactly the type of thing I like."


The answer he doesn't want to hear: "I REALLY want a lot of uninterrupted sexy time with my significant other, so that we don't have to rush straight into the sex and can spend a full hour just making out. Yup, my kinky fantasy is to have the luxury of making out, clothed, with my SO."

justanothercamgirl
01-16-2017, 08:45 AM
When a guy says: "I am not ugly, old or fat like the other dudes you see. I am young and handsome so you shouldn't charge me."

A guy really means: "Not only am I dumb enough to believe that I know what kind of guy you'd be attracted too, I am also dumb enough to not realize that this is your job and you are doing this for money so it is irrelevant what I look like."

Chellyinparadise
01-16-2017, 10:56 AM
When a guy says hey bb quick pvt? c2c?

Means he will go pvt but usually excl turn on his cam even if you say no to it and jerk off to the point of it looking like hes trying to start a fire with his dick for 10 seconds then leave after clearing out your room and waste your time. Yes this happens i will usually cancel the c2c and then make it restart because i know whats coming and always have the block ready if im performing if they go pvt just incase he does it. So dumb they think we are.

heavymetalgirl
01-16-2017, 02:51 PM
Also, "young and handsome" often means "broke and in college." ;)

The old fat guys usually have more money anyway. :D

Totally agree!

LoveViviAmante
01-17-2017, 11:06 AM
I got a new one. "I understand that this is your job, I want to make this good for you too." means "Im going to pay for something once, and then spam the crap out of you about my sad life until you give me literally anything for free. Give me all of the attention! If you don't, i will freak out and get really nasty with you out of nowhere.

LoraDoll
01-17-2017, 11:14 AM
I want u to enjoy it too! --> the only person I care about is myself, I want more than u possibly can give me, I ll squeeze all of your energy out of you, coz I m a selfish dick. :D

Do what u like the best: I m lazy to give details, I dont even care, just wanna jerk off quickly and expect u to read my mind.

Teddy_Bear
01-17-2017, 12:10 PM
He Says: Anything derogatory referring to rates... He Means: You are not worth what you charge and even if you are I can't fucking well afford you so lower them immediately! Now! Why haven't you lowered them yet?!

He Says: Do X and we'll go private... He Means: I either have no cash or don't believe you are worthy of it so do it for free and preferably with a smile on your face!

He Says: Compliment, compliment, compliment but no cash... He Means: I am completely broke.

He Says: I've sent you a message (without tipping for anything in free chat)... He Means: Dick Pic alert!!

They are all so annoyingly predictable.

justanothercamgirl
01-17-2017, 04:20 PM
He Says: I've sent you a message (without tipping for anything in free chat)... He Means: Dick Pic alert!!


OMG! This is SO true.

BadBitch
02-14-2017, 10:50 PM
OMG! This is SO true.

I tell them that I won't look at the pic unless they tip me $10.

Sunnylexie
02-15-2017, 12:17 AM
I want u to enjoy it too! --> the only person I care about is myself, I want more than u possibly can give me, I ll squeeze all of your energy out of you, coz I m a selfish dick. :D

Do what u like the best: I m lazy to give details, I dont even care, just wanna jerk off quickly and expect u to read my mind.

That or "Cum for me!" and the variants thereof => I don't care if you cum, but I want you to masturbate like you really mean it for the whole 1.5 minutes I'm gonna spend in your show.

DeepThoughts
02-15-2017, 03:33 AM
"You like big Dick?" = " You like big Ego?"

Sunnylexie
02-15-2017, 10:40 AM
My dick is 11 inches => I never C2C

DeepThoughts
02-15-2017, 11:32 AM
^^ So true! There is a direct correlation between having a very large dick and not owning a web cam!

sexyadrienne
02-15-2017, 11:33 AM
My dick is 11 inches => I never C2C

The biggest dick I've seen was 6ft tall and had two legs. Truestory.

hyori
02-15-2017, 11:46 AM
My dick is 11 inches => I never C2C

They will certainly send you lots of catfishing dicks they found through a Google big dick image search.

LoraDoll
08-28-2017, 11:13 PM
"with this attitude no one ll pay a cent for u here" --> I m really broke, desperate and feel terrible about myself. Maybe I can make this girl feel bad about herself too if im toxic enough. If I drag her down to my own shitty level, my life ll be less miserable.

This is such a good topic. Aint read it long time ago. Now I do, it s so funny. ::)

whirlerz
08-29-2017, 12:27 AM
This's for sure, Best Ever Thread! :)

BadBitch
08-29-2017, 02:59 PM
"Cum now, bb" can mean one of two things.

1). You obviously don't know how the female body works. I cannot just cum on command you doucher.
2). He doesn't want to continue to sit in paid chat any longer. 'Cum now so that I can end this and stop being billed per minute.'

LoraDoll
08-29-2017, 05:39 PM
hi bby I heard u have the best "ass/ tits or whatever" in jasmin I'm here to see if it's truth -->
I use Reverse psychology to trick these dumb broke whores to do stuff for me, for free. She have no clue, my next step ll be to ask for free stuff "before pvt". She ll respond, give me attention and what s more: Free stuff! There s no way she ll notice that i m a broke freeloader who spamming the same shit in every room. I wont get banned instant, these women are so stupid.

LoraDoll
08-30-2017, 10:39 AM
That s from the same guy.
1. i love your blue eyes -> I m broke. Seeking for attention in any room I m able to enter.
2. where you from? ->I m broke. And still, no one listens to me. If i ask for personal stuff on a site like this, this bitch ll feel how much I respect
her, as a human being. I m impressed by myself, how nice I am. This ll totally work!
3. your so pretty, but you need to smile -> U need to give me ur attention, and stuff for free, immediately. I m running out of patience now, a few
more min and i ll show off what a nasty asshole I am. *Getting ready to argue like a 12 years old.: 3...2...1!

Same guy later:
are you not interested in talking? -> I really have whole day to waste ur time... just coz I m broke and bored.

I m 36 you bb --> I m a 40 year old fat guy, still in my mom's basement. And I m virgin.

I'm nearly cumming looking at your *whatever* --> I would suck dick if a women would ever give me attention / any kind, even an angry reaction.
or: I feel so badass and wild, saying nasty things on the internet.