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Jay12
06-04-2013, 09:41 AM
@cherryblossomsinspring: Thanks for your funny ads. They had made my evening, and the morning as well.

Jay12
06-04-2013, 04:54 PM
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A girl looking for a sugar daddy on craigslist? Let's hope this girl in here doesn't end up scammed.


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One word: cheap!!!!!

roast
06-04-2013, 07:35 PM
Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".

Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.

Lol they do? Wow. Haha their "No" list is so long:

No spam
No bots
No drugs
No diseases
No uglies
No pic no response
No drama
No pros
No sugar babies
No one within a decade of my age


What I have to offer:
No pic
No hosting
No generosity
No condoms (aka I keep stressing D&D free!!!)
Not single... therefore No public outings
No description about me except Im male and my race
In conclusion: not much

Real replies from real women scrambling for this panties-dropping advertisement:
-tumbleweeds-

Where sexual competition goes to die and delusion thrives.

I should post on Craigslist "Wanted: Ferrari. Just drop it off with the keys in the middle of the desert. No contact. No BS. No games. No pros. Must be brand new and in mint -unsullied by shrewdness or experience- condition. Again, mint condition only. In return you get a grainy low-resolution pic of my thumbs up. Oh by the way, the Ferrari can only be RED or TURQUOISE, sorry Magenta, Silver, and Racer-Striped Ferraris, DONT MSG ME. Thanks."

And see what happens.

rofl maybe I will.

for science.

Nikki_Fox
06-04-2013, 07:55 PM
' Where sexual competition goes to die and delusion thrives." to funny

onlythelonely
06-07-2013, 07:57 PM
33804
A girl looking for a sugar daddy on craigslist? Let's hope this girl in here doesn't end up scammed.


33805

One word: cheap!!!!!


You are killing me with these posts, and I'm not even a sugar babe!!!!!

Starling
06-07-2013, 08:34 PM
I had a guy who had a huge house on a lake, his 2nd house might I add, offer me $50 for every "date." He said "Don't worry, we'll have multiple dates a week."


http://i.imgur.com/mm5go.gif















No.

Starling
06-07-2013, 08:57 PM
Not really a splenda daddy, but I thought this was funny:

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Starling
06-07-2013, 10:01 PM
Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".

Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.

You're right. I noticed this trend too. Here is another one I found:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3856228787.html

"Hipster girls are funky fresh and fly - 28 (Lower East Side)
Yeah that title was corny. I know. Anyway.

Much as I tend to loathe hipsters and mock the lame guys i see them with, I have to admit I love those types of girls. Always thinking I could be so much better for them than these guys.



Pompous yes but true nonetheless. I am wondering if any of these girls want to drop the fake ironic poseur deadbeats and look for something more substantial?





Some of the reasons you might find me appealing.......



I am cool

I am fun. I go to shows and films all the time(Have an incredible movie and music collection)

Love quirky low key bars and lounges. Love sports.

I have a really vibrant personality.

I am smart.

I am artistic

Plus i have the added bonus of being very wealthy. Not snobby at all nor do I want to be some loser Sugar Daddy but I will treat you a whole lot better.



Most of all i am 100% Real



Oh and of course I am modest to a fault :) And extremely laid back although it might not seem like it from this ad.



Curious to see if any of these types of girls are roaming around this cesspool. and are sick of the usual and looking for something better.



Also, as I have tried this once before I have to say if you have issues, are crazy, full of drama, can't handle a guy being an actual human being and giving a crap then please do not write"






Sounds like a keeper.

FireAngelAnna
06-07-2013, 10:18 PM
Umm what's up with the Tom Sawyer routine in that picture? lol OMG I'm rolling! :rotfl: What in the world possessed him to put that picture up?