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summerbre
02-15-2013, 06:31 PM
I just thought of a Captain Save-A-Hoe that I like!! There IS one type that I really love meeting in the club...

These Captain Save-A-Hoe's really are wealthy, successful and business-smart. Usually older entrepreneurs or presidents of large companies, clean cut and intelligent (though I have only had about three ever that I remember!).

Three I've known, and one I've heard in legend (LOL)... They are the kind that are genuinely impressed when they meet an intelligent, business-savvy, money-smart stripper and want to empower them to make wise investment decisions, start their own businesses, etc. The kind who don't ever want you to dance for them, and CRs turn into Entrepreneurialism 101.

One made and marketed his own Software and stuck around for about five months back when I was a baby stripper (I wish I had met him now rather than when I was 18 and didn't care much about this stuff!), one was a president of a large nationally recognized retail chain and helped me get a vanilla job when I reached a psychotic level of burn-out, the other I met recently and am still feeling out in terms of how much he fits into this category and how much he fits into the category of "high-paying emotionally needy & possessive guy." (AH that sounded bad!)

Another single-handedly helped a girl I know who danced in the 90's open her own handful of fast food franchises back when it was way cheaper to do so.

I actively seek these Captain Save-A-Hoe's out when I meet men in the club that enjoy talking about their business success.

In other news, pretty sure after this post the term Captain Save-A-Hoe has become part of my vernacular. LOL! Thanks OP.

simone87
02-15-2013, 06:58 PM
^ i juts met one last time i worked..he sat and talked about how wrong the electoral voting process was, and he went on about how smart i was "for a dancer" and how i shoudn't be doing this, and i could do anything i wanted to bla bla bla. i just sat and smiled, while politely disagreeing. he handed me a wad of cash and walked out after giving me advice about investments..i love em in the club, easy ass money.
but in the real world thats a whole other story. my father is kind of like this..he will stun you with all this unexpected generosity and charity, and then after a few days use it against you..say you are ungrateful, mooching, and that he is doing all this with no thanks..then say that he expects this and that and puts others under his control in exchange for his help like you are a child because you need help and should be treated as such. he has a myriad of mental issues and although i love him, i learned early on about all the strings that go along with being "helped" and all the control and insults and loss of self-esteem that go with recieving it from these kinds of people. i would rather live in my car free from abuse than in a mansion as somebody's slave.
"those who prefer security over freedom deserve neither".

summerbre
02-15-2013, 07:09 PM
^Eek! I'm sorry that you have to go through that with your dad. My grandma can be like that sometimes, though less aggressive about it, she forces her financial help on people even when they decline, then gets all martyry about it.

The two that I mentioned weren't controlling at all! But I know there's a fine line between the good ones and the control freak ones, which is why I'm still feeling this other guy out.

I like them in the club for their money, but I also like them for their contributions to my school of life! I like hearing how individual entrepreneurs found their success, and as a benefit a lot of them like talking about it which makes for an easy VIP. :) I need to go work in a bigger city though, I'm not meeting a whole lot of those types where I'm working right now.

Doc Holliday
02-15-2013, 07:21 PM
I just thought of a Captain Save-A-Hoe that I like!! There IS one type that I really love meeting in the club...

These Captain Save-A-Hoe's really are wealthy, successful and business-smart. Usually older entrepreneurs or presidents of large companies, clean cut and intelligent (though I have only had about three ever that I remember!).

Three I've known, and one I've heard in legend (LOL)... They are the kind that are genuinely impressed when they meet an intelligent, business-savvy, money-smart stripper and want to empower them to make wise investment decisions, start their own businesses, etc. The kind who don't ever want you to dance for them, and CRs turn into Entrepreneurialism 101.

One made and marketed his own Software and stuck around for about five months back when I was a baby stripper (I wish I had met him now rather than when I was 18 and didn't care much about this stuff!), one was a president of a large nationally recognized retail chain and helped me get a vanilla job when I reached a psychotic level of burn-out, the other I met recently and am still feeling out in terms of how much he fits into this category and how much he fits into the category of "high-paying emotionally needy & possessive guy." (AH that sounded bad!)

Another single-handedly helped a girl I know who danced in the 90's open her own handful of fast food franchises back when it was way cheaper to do so.

I actively seek these Captain Save-A-Hoe's out when I meet men in the club that enjoy talking about their business success.

In other news, pretty sure after this post the term Captain Save-A-Hoe has become part of my vernacular. LOL! Thanks OP.
I wouldn't call those CSAH's. CSAH generally wants to pull a sex worker out of her lifestyle by any means neccissary, as they see it a destructive path on a downward spiral -- like a mother coddling her teenager or a cat person trying to house a stray cat, to days later only wonder why the furniture is torn up from endless pent-up energy, having been caged.

Like the cat lady and the overbearing mother though, CSAH means well, but sadly CSAH doesn't understand the object of their affection -- a grown damn woman, more independent than most, and very capable of making her own decisions. Sure some of those decisions will be bad. She'll fall and she'll get hurt. But those descions are hers to make and what makes her who she is and why we like her -- the feme fatale, the blonde bombshell. The inability to see that alone, makes CSAH incapable of being with. On top of the urgency CSAH puts on the whole situation, which drives them to exaggerate their care-taking abilities (as many have already pointed out), they all-around come off as a nuisance to the one they want and everyone around them -- like the cat lady or the overbearing mother.

So to your examples, they're merely generous people looking to share some of their wealth no-strings attached, rather than a misguided CSAH who want to lock you up in a house with no food or fresh air.

summerbre
02-15-2013, 07:26 PM
OK. Well whatever you call them then, they're my favorite customers. Though I think they did get off on the idea that they were "saving" me with their wealth and their knowledge, so I would probably still classify them this way.

Maybe ADMIRAL Save-A-Hoe's. ;)

Doc Holliday
02-15-2013, 07:43 PM
Honestly I don't know. I have yet to meet someone like that. I only knew/know two millionaires in my life. One is my dick uncle who married my call girl aunt twenty-six years his junior, and despite living in his guest house for two year in the fourth-fifth grade, only had about twenty words between us, which most were to 'stop doing that.'

The other was my second boss, a CEO, when I was 18 and an admin at a mortgage firm, who sexually harassed every young man that worked for him. Rumour has it I'm the only guy he didn't whip his dick out for. I was disappointed when I found out as the last guy got a BMW when he threaten to sue. :(

I guess I need to meet an upstanding millionaire.

The Six
02-15-2013, 08:11 PM
:hyper: What's yours?? :D

I'd settle for $200 cash and some Wrestlemania tickets. So if there are any Captain Save-a-hos around (or save-a-bros, I know you're out there)...