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nessagolightly
08-07-2013, 09:39 AM
I ask for tips a lot.

tuesdaymarie
08-07-2013, 10:50 AM
A few girls at my club are pissy because I don't tan and I sit alone on the floor when I'm taking a break or it's really slow. One girl yelled at me for it, but in the most pathetically passive way possible. She half-yelled it over her shoulder while walking in a different direction. Meanwhile, she looks sour-faced all the time, gets drunk with other girls (paying for their own shots), and hardly makes any money. I don't get their problem, as I make plenty of money behaving as I'd like, start no drama, and encourage customers I'm with to tip everyone on stage. Shrug.

Selina M
08-07-2013, 11:19 AM
I often don't wash my outfits between shift as well, I work Fri and Sat night so fuck messing about when I get in at 6am-they only usually smell of perfume/fake tan/stripper aroma anyway and the club lights are low!

Yes! I wash my dresses after every 3rd shift or so. I really only wear them for half a song onstage and they smell like perfume anyway.

- I sit in the dressing room a LOT if it's slow. I agree with whoever said it's awful sitting in an empty club. Sometimes I hang out upstairs in the VIP armchairs so I can watch the door without being seen; I like to be the stripper who pops out of nowhere like she was busy while everyone else was at the bar.

- I don't tip staff more than minimum, because I'm a greedy bitch... and because the DJs don't do jack shit for anyone, and the VIP hosts don't have any interaction with customers until the dancer has sold the room, so there's no point in tipping those people... it ain't like they're hooking me up.

- I don't get my nails professionally done. I hate spending money on shit like that honestly, and they're not practical in my outdoors school curriculum/horse training.

- 90% of what I tell customers is true. The only thing I don't give out is my actual city, *which* school campus I go to, real name, or phone number.

- I rarely even mention VIP, because it's obviously a much better deal to be on the floor getting $10 dances than doing 3 for $100. Seeing as at a "high-end" chain club the custies know they aren't getting extras in there, and many regulars know how closely it's watched by the bouncers, it's ridiculously hard to sell and I feel it would just make me come off as greedy to mention it. Plus I like the wham-bam-thank-you-maam hustle better.

Aniela
08-07-2013, 11:20 PM
I don't tan or do my hair (it refuses any treatment fancier than a spike clip & a fifth of hairspray); I do my own nails when I get around to it; & sm times cut deals w/ customers i.e. 4/$100 on nude dances tho usually I do this for the drunker customers that are too far gone to accurately count songs.

Too paranoid to even vaguely imply that I'll do extras to get sm1 into VIP. I'm equally afraid of power-tripping cops & leading on the wrong guy who might get violent - I don't put much past anyone anymore.

ava$
08-08-2013, 01:31 AM
^^Me too on the second part, I probably lost lots of $ this way but oh well better then getting cuffed or ass beat or have to stab someone cause there beating your ass and possibly get sued for it, yea too risky..

I sometimes wait too long to die my roots when I am traveling cause its so hard to trust anyone new to do my hair ( i am blonde so its really bad to wait too long, I start lookin kinda trashy, not hot)

ava$
08-08-2013, 01:31 AM
^^Me too on the second part, I probably lost lots of $ this way but oh well better then getting cuffed or ass beat or have to stab someone cause there beating your ass and possibly get sued for it, yea too risky..

I sometimes wait too long to die my roots when I am traveling cause its so hard to trust anyone new to do my hair ( i am blonde so its really bad to wait too long, I start lookin kinda trashy, not hot):-\

Nicole_oh
08-11-2013, 01:43 PM
I will not work for any club who tells me I need to either go tanning or use spray tan. I'm told pale fits me.
I don't do gown clubs... I wear thigh high socks, if it doesn't look right With them I won't wear them.
I also do not wash outfits between shifts... I do however hand wash my thongs that are wore touching my bits in the bathtub/sink before my shift.

RosesForMyLove
08-11-2013, 03:47 PM
I come in late and leave early. I pretty much don’t adhere to a certain time.Sometimes I don’t even come in at all.

I have had a bad habit of coming into work high. Nothing too bad just something to keep the edge off is all.

The moment I get to work I am all business, no games and no bs. Which leads me to I really don’t like to talk to customers unless they are paying a lot of money or are established regulars. Other than that I treat everyone in there like a walking ATM machine and best believe I use the “wanna dance” line like it’s nothing.

I am a bitch to rude motherfuckers, cheap asses, and time wasters. I call the cheap ones out on their shit, I’ll say something like “well if you want trailer trash then go over there and talk to the girl with buck teeth who looks seven months pregnant but if you want a beautiful, classy dancer then you know where to find me.” And believe it or not this line has actually gotten me a lot of dances.

I ask for tips like no tomorrow. Hey you know what they say closed mouths don’t get fed. Same applies here if you don’t ask they won’t tip.

I give out my number to big spenders.

I don’t always do my hair and nails like I should. Often times I just brush it and go. Sometimes I don’t even wear make-up.

I wear a lot of perfume/body sprays and oil. I don’t care if it gets on their clothing. Let the wife find out.

I got big, fake tits which a lot of guys apparently don’t like. However it ironically works out well for me.

If it’s empty and nothing going on I’ll just start talking on my phone. Sometimes I’ll even bring something to eat.

tempest666
08-11-2013, 04:15 PM
I bring my pet alligators to work sometimes.

simone87
08-11-2013, 05:08 PM
ill lie about the number of dances i do when its so packed they don't notice, ill still pay for most of them though, so as not to look suspicious hehe.
i sometimes get attached to regulars, not in a romantic sense though

ava$
08-11-2013, 05:13 PM
^^Ill lie about the # of dances also, or if they say I did x amount of dances that is less, I never correct them. I am like yup, your right, ha

charlotte.
08-11-2013, 11:12 PM
I text friends or guys im interested in all the time while im with customers.

actually I think a large portion of my posts here are from boring rooms.

vm101
08-12-2013, 02:53 PM
When im doing the $20 lapdances i cut the songs short..the guys never notice :)
When a guy wants a vip room i ask for the money upfront and keep a few hundred and go to a cheaper room and still ask for a tip after
I avoid stage as long as i can when i start my shift
I ignore all girls and couples unless called over but even then i dread talking to them

AmyLynne
08-15-2013, 06:42 PM
Ive always had my own set of rules! Over 10 years and still going strong!

AmyLynne
08-15-2013, 06:47 PM
I use OTC to my personal and financial advantage.

Addison
08-26-2013, 04:46 AM
I watch the stage all the freaking time.

PorcelainDollRedux
08-26-2013, 06:12 AM
At bachelor parties:
I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

At the club:
I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
I wear my glasses on the floor
I don't have a fake backstory
I don't shave my legs every day
I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2

ava$
08-28-2013, 10:18 AM
At bachelor parties:
I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

At the club:
I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
I wear my glasses on the floor
I don't have a fake backstory
I don't shave my legs every day
I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2

LOL, At my old club they would always smoke blunts and hey if its goin around I would also take a hit but you know they can lace that shit with crack, etc. so its kinda dangerous but nothing ever happend to me...And I have not worked in a strip club since that allows this, funny

ava$
08-28-2013, 10:20 AM
At bachelor parties:
I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

At the club:
I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
I wear my glasses on the floor
I don't have a fake backstory
I don't shave my legs every day
I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2

LOL, At my old club they would always smoke blunts and hey if its goin around I would also take a hit but you know they can lace that shit with crack, etc. so its kinda dangerous but nothing ever happend to me...And I have not worked in a strip club since that allows this, funny

whirlerz
08-28-2013, 07:11 PM
Isn't it risky though to give out info (email/phone) to get busted for that?

ava$
08-28-2013, 10:02 PM
^^yes, clubs will fire you for that as your taking money out of their pockets, they feel and I guess its kinda true but hey..

PorcelainDollRedux
08-29-2013, 12:42 AM
I asked my manager before I did it the first time. The club I work at does a lot of promo. I keep it to flirty texts letting guys know when I'm in town and what shifts I'll be working. If they reply with an appt, I make sure to hit the floor by then. If they try to chat me up, I steer the conversation to dancing at the club and invite them to "come say hi".

If someone busts my balls about it, they can check my message history. If you just don't want to get caught giving your number on the floor, ask him to give you his business card. Even if a floor manager makes you toss it out the second you get backstage, I think it's just more polite to accept the card than rejecting him and he'll be more likely to come back. If you get to keep it, you can do a little background research and vet your new client.

freckles
08-30-2013, 05:19 PM
We've all learned how to be the perfect entertainer, thanks to the wealth of information here at Stripperweb:) Rules to follow, how to be safe, perfecting your hustle, proper stripper etiquette, and more.

That's great.. but what rules do you BREAK?

Mine are:
-Don't drink/get drunk at work. I start drinking as soon as I walk in the door. I'm usually tipsy for the whole shift.. but I'm not "the drunk girl" stumbling around, falling, declaring my love for people. I can hold my liquor and I know when to stop drinking.

-Come to work ready/Stay out of the dressing room. I usually spend the first hour of my shift getting ready and chatting with the girls. The dressing room is a hilarious place to be. I refuse to stay out of there.

Along with committing these "stripper peeves" on stage:
-heel clacking
-butt smacking
-hair flipping
-Are those stripper peeves? Well then, I must be peeving the shit outta some strippers, because I do all 3, all the time. Know why? Cuz dudes dig it. :)

freckles
08-30-2013, 05:22 PM
I don't tan
I don't wear false eyelashes (who looks above my neck anyways?) ::)
Me neither... what freckled redhead looks good with a tan anyway? I do use that gradual summer glow crap, just to achieve a human-looking beige... in fact, hubs calls it my "beige-ing lotion". I came to bed one night & he said, "You smell beige." :D
Aaaaand false eyelashes, no matter the size or style, always make me look kinda, um... special. Like perhaps my chromosomal makeup is a bit... different.

freckles
08-30-2013, 05:26 PM
I often drink at work and sometimes am definitely a bit drunk but as you say not the girl falling over, losing her shoes and being a PITA!I didn't drink for last few weeks and when I told the girls that I was driving they said 'But you never get drunk anyways!'
Yeh, I do!I'm just not a dick when I do so nobody thinks I actually am!Lol

Me three, Sugarmouse. I may have one too many, but always stop there... I feel like just a little bit of alcohol gets me warmed up. I feel more open to people, ready to chitty chat & act slutty. ;)

freckles
08-30-2013, 05:35 PM
The "don't drink at work" thing... ehh... I have at least ONE drink almost every night I work. But since I really think alcohol is poison, it's one of my new years resolutions to cut down. It's not out of control, but I surely don't want it to get to that point.

I've been bringing my little one-hitter to work since January is atrociously slow here in Detroit, so when it's super slow and I know I don't have to be one stage soon I go and smoke my weed in the bathroom.

I work at a topless bar where nudity isn't allowed, but hey, since there's whores sucking and fucking at my club, what the hell? I offer naked dances for double the price of a normal dance (so $50). I don't do this very often, but it's a decent hustle.

I kind of do whatever I want in my club. I usually remain pretty professional, but I get bratty when my management pisses me off.

I don't do couples dances. I've done them twice in my whole dancing career and I hate them. They're awkward and I avoid couples.

I can be very rude to customers. This usually only happens when they ask me for extras. Gross. Also, twice now my ethnicity has been brought up by a customer in a negative way and when that happened I did NOT play nice either time.

However, you'll almost never catch me in the dressing room after my shift starts (unless I'm eating, I have a huge appetite and I'm always hungry)... I don't care how slow it is, I will sit at the bar and wait while everyone else is in the dressing room, that way I get first dibs on whoever comes in :)

...I'm the exact same way. No missing opportunities in the DR for me! If I worked at your club we'd be the 2 girls at the bar... maybe we could TAKE TURNS approaching customers, tee-hee. ;)

TheWeirdOne
09-04-2013, 06:50 AM
I wear leg makeup every, single, shiftI never do my hair, no pointI drink at work I'm mean to waitresses unless they are pretty = / I'm only nice to dancers that make money

miss.a.p1600
09-04-2013, 08:18 AM
I don't ask customers if I can sit down with them. I just do it then do a quick chat to determine if I should stay or go.

Sometimes my makeup is done well but mostly it's mascara, mineral face powder and lipgloss.

I get tipsy on majority of shifts

I approach couples 90% of the time especially of the woman is hot and sexy

I like to hustle with new girls especially if they are hot and sexy

On super slow days I am a door hawk

Nina_
09-04-2013, 01:35 PM
...I'm the exact same way. No missing opportunities in the DR for me! If I worked at your club we'd be the 2 girls at the bar... maybe we could TAKE TURNS approaching customers, tee-hee. ;)

Lol, when I first saw your post I was like "Omg I agree!" then I realized it was ME you were quoting! Lol.

Nina_
09-04-2013, 01:41 PM
Oh, this isn't a "stripper rule," but I used to NEVER have pedicured feet! I'd paint my toes to give the illusion that they're pedicured, but up close they'd be horrendous. It's so dark in the club that custies can't tell! But I finally broke down and got one... it worked wonders, and now it'll be a regular thing. lol!

I always have my nails done though. :)

ava$
09-04-2013, 01:45 PM
^^ I also do this when I am lazy which is most of the time until of corse I really need a pedi then Ill get one but I had a custy who wanted to pay just to play with my feet, I had let him before but I had a pedi at the time, this time I didnt and lets just say I didnt get nearly the amnt of money out of him as I did the first time, with rough feet and all...He also never returned for a repeat after that.LMAO. The pedi can really pay off at times!

Nina_
09-04-2013, 01:49 PM
^^ I also do this when I am lazy which is most of the time until of corse I really need a pedi then Ill get one but I had a custy who wanted to pay just to play with my feet, I had let him before but I had a pedi at the time, this time I didnt and lets just say I didnt get nearly the amnt of money out of him as I did the first time, with rough feet and all...He also never returned for a repeat after that.LMAO. The pedi can really pay off at times!

It sure can! I looked at it as an unnecessary expense, I figured I could just do it myself but I still haven't bought the foot spa and all the tools I was going to invest in so last time I went to get my mani, I got a pedi too. My sore/rought feet felt 3x better! It worked wonders!

summerbre
09-04-2013, 01:55 PM
^^I'm so bad about this too! I maybe splurge on a salon mani/pedi once every couple of months, otherwise I'm painting my own nails. I use a translucent light pink polish too so that I can be sloppy and quick with it and you can't really tell in the club lighting.

I love the feeling after getting a mani/pedi, but I'm a weirdo that doesn't like being pampered. It's the same reason I dye/cut my own hair! Going to salons is tedious for me. Plus my feet are freakishly ticklish so a pedicure is like softcore torture.

hot4ablackchick
09-08-2013, 12:40 PM
I'm so glad to see other girls give out their numbers to a lot of custies. I have a google voice number and I just give out if a guy keeps pressuring me, or he is a big spender. I never ever respond to 99% of calls or texts either!

I rarely wear make up. I always wear a ton of lip gloss though. I really need to start to doing my make up. I used to wear heavy eye make up and bronzer for years but I've never worn foundation.

I chew gum but only half a piece at a time and NEVER obnoxiously.

I used to dance to music I liked (heavy rock or unpopular bands) and didn't give two shits what the crowd wanted. The club I work at now doesn't give you much control over music now though.

I'm too nice. I think the bitchier girls with more of a "diva" attitude seem to bank. I really need to embrace getting bitchy with the customers. Nobody pays you if you are too nice!

I drink at work often. Especially on the weekends.

I "wannadance" ALL THE TIME. I HATE sitting down for chit chat with the customers. I rarely sit with guys I don't know or non regulars. I just cant stand having that same fucking conversation. I get too pissed when they don't buy even if I only "chatted" for a few mins. I know I need to change this!

I don't try to upsell or ask for champagne rooms. I don't like being tied down for a 1/2 hour. Ugh

I'm too honest. I don't even hint that anything will go on in the champagne room. I am also too afraid of a bogus bust and don't want some asshole getting belligerant or angry that he didn't get his "money's worth."

simone87
09-08-2013, 01:01 PM
Plus my feet are freakishly ticklish so a pedicure is like softcore torture.

haha i know right?? i'm always jerking my feet away and squirming when i get a pedi. i need them because i get these horrible ingrown toenails, and my feet are one of my favorite body parts on me but i hate when they feel they need to pumice the bottoms of my feet ! its horrible..and i do horrible things when im tickled, im surprised i haven't kicked one of them in the face yet

whirlerz
09-08-2013, 01:10 PM
Ladies, there's a cream out there..Apha Hydroxy it's made in a stronger strength for feet. It has hydroxy acid that works great instead of all that damn pumicing, which I hate too.
They sell it @ Ulta, I think drugstores too, they have several different products, but you want the one for feet, it says on the tube. It's in a red tube I think.
So what I do is, use a foot scrub, then they AH lotion, it saves on pumcing.

Kat w
09-08-2013, 02:44 PM
I mouth along with the words to my stage songs ALL of the time, haha. I have heard other girls say this is a pet peeve but I do it all the time.

charlie61
09-08-2013, 03:05 PM
Ladies, there's a cream out there..Apha Hydroxy it's made in a stronger strength for feet. It has hydroxy acid that works great instead of all that damn pumicing, which I hate too.


I bought this thing: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00756HQNQ/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Fast and super effective.

hot4ablackchick
09-08-2013, 05:25 PM
I mouth along with the words to my stage songs ALL of the time, haha. I have heard other girls say this is a pet peeve but I do it all the time.

Ha! I do this too! I've personally thought it was cute as long as the girl didn't go too insane with it. There used to be a dancer I worked with who screamed along with her heavy metal. It wasn't too sexy. But I think it can be cute in a playful way when the girl is smiling and having fun.

ava$
09-08-2013, 09:24 PM
I'm so glad to see other girls give out their numbers to a lot of custies. I have a google voice number and I just give out if a guy keeps pressuring me, or he is a big spender. I never ever respond to 99% of calls or texts either!

I rarely wear make up. I always wear a ton of lip gloss though. I really need to start to doing my make up. I used to wear heavy eye make up and bronzer for years but I've never worn foundation.

I chew gum but only half a piece at a time and NEVER obnoxiously.

I used to dance to music I liked (heavy rock or unpopular bands) and didn't give two shits what the crowd wanted. The club I work at now doesn't give you much control over music now though.

I'm too nice. I think the bitchier girls with more of a "diva" attitude seem to bank. I really need to embrace getting bitchy with the customers. Nobody pays you if you are too nice!

I drink at work often. Especially on the weekends.

I "wannadance" ALL THE TIME. I HATE sitting down for chit chat with the customers. I rarely sit with guys I don't know or non regulars. I just cant stand having that same fucking conversation. I get too pissed when they don't buy even if I only "chatted" for a few mins. I know I need to change this!

I don't try to upsell or ask for champagne rooms. I don't like being tied down for a 1/2 hour. Ugh

I'm too honest. I don't even hint that anything will go on in the champagne room. I am also too afraid of a bogus bust and don't want some asshole getting belligerant or angry that he didn't get his "money's worth."

Doesnt sound like youll have to work too hard to get that "diva" attitude going, lbs. I feel the same way, I get pissed when people dont buy/spend money when I have talked to them, but I let it show and it usually helps, your right nobody will spend money when your too nice and ok with all the bs.

ava$
09-08-2013, 09:24 PM
I'm so glad to see other girls give out their numbers to a lot of custies. I have a google voice number and I just give out if a guy keeps pressuring me, or he is a big spender. I never ever respond to 99% of calls or texts either!

I rarely wear make up. I always wear a ton of lip gloss though. I really need to start to doing my make up. I used to wear heavy eye make up and bronzer for years but I've never worn foundation.

I chew gum but only half a piece at a time and NEVER obnoxiously.

I used to dance to music I liked (heavy rock or unpopular bands) and didn't give two shits what the crowd wanted. The club I work at now doesn't give you much control over music now though.

I'm too nice. I think the bitchier girls with more of a "diva" attitude seem to bank. I really need to embrace getting bitchy with the customers. Nobody pays you if you are too nice!

I drink at work often. Especially on the weekends.

I "wannadance" ALL THE TIME. I HATE sitting down for chit chat with the customers. I rarely sit with guys I don't know or non regulars. I just cant stand having that same fucking conversation. I get too pissed when they don't buy even if I only "chatted" for a few mins. I know I need to change this!

I don't try to upsell or ask for champagne rooms. I don't like being tied down for a 1/2 hour. Ugh

I'm too honest. I don't even hint that anything will go on in the champagne room. I am also too afraid of a bogus bust and don't want some asshole getting belligerant or angry that he didn't get his "money's worth."

Doesnt sound like youll have to work too hard to get that "diva" attitude going, lbs. I feel the same way, I get pissed when people dont buy/spend money when I have talked to them, but I let it show and it usually helps, your right nobody will spend money when your too nice and ok with all the bs.

_princess
09-11-2013, 01:04 PM
i give my number out to customers that do at least decent champagne time, i never ever tan, i drink at work if im doing champagne. ill occasionally, not usually, flash pussy in the champagne room even though im not supposed to, but it makes it a little more legit that the money is "worth it" without having to be a dirty ho. i click my heels together every now and then, something i picked up from my first club and havnt gotten out of my muscle memory yet. i tip everyone really, really well when i bank so i get customer referrals from the staff. i come in late basically every night. i get too emotionally attached to my customers, it reeeally sucks when i have to cut them off. i rely on my regulars too much.

freckles
09-11-2013, 04:51 PM
ill occasionally, not usually, flash pussy in the champagne room even though im not supposed to, but it makes it a little more legit that the money is "worth it" without having to be a dirty ho.
^As a straight-up-and-down, totally clean dancer, I totally get it... and I would do it too, if I thought I could get away with it.

skripper
09-15-2013, 10:47 PM
I feel like this is my confessional...

I chew gum, obnoxiously? Probably.

I'm rude to men who don't tip or say they have no money.

I never go on stage and ignore it when they call all girls on stage.

I order the most expensive liquor the bar has if a guy offers me a drink.

I smoke blunts in VIP any chance I get.

I met my long term boyfriend at the club.

I wear Sally Hansen leg makeup all over me, glitter, and tons of makeup. I hope he does get a divorce if he's lying about what he's doing and where he's at.

I add songs to my LD count if the guy is drunk enough.

I keep my whole outfit on for as long as I can for VIP/LD.

I make guys tip girls on stage while I hustle them for dances.

I'm usually drunk, high, barred out, or a combination of the three at work.

If they ask, I tell custies I have a 4 yr old & I live in a hotel.

I never practice.

I won't say no to coke.

I don't stretch enough and I flash pussy for the $$$ of it.

whirlerz
09-17-2013, 09:56 PM
I bought this thing: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00756HQNQ/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Fast and super effective.

Nice, & I love your feet don't have to be wet!

Liv.
09-18-2013, 10:26 AM
i dont practice
i sleep in the dressing room
i turn down dances
i wear body spray with glitter in it .... i dont care about your wife/gf/or whatever.
i dont paint my nails sometimes , they'll chip anyway
i dont give a fuck .
i stay on my phone. yes whats on my phone is more important. dont ask me that question lol
i bring my own liquor.
ill have friends, ex boyfriends deliver food to the club.... delivery people take too long and god forbid a place dosent deliver *Le Gasp* cut out the middle man i say
i wear the tallest heels i can,yes im 5'11 yes these are 5 inch heels...no im not wearing kitten heels

MedusaUnleashed
03-29-2018, 05:14 PM
Thread revival!

I drink and smoke (not enough to get drunk/high just enough to buzz the night away)
I’ve been on a few dates with a customer (the money was looong but nothing came of it)
I skip stage and don’t pay, as often as I can get away with it.
I discriminate if I don’t like the way a guy is dressed. Probably missed lots of money that way

lovelace
03-29-2018, 11:18 PM
i wear glittery highlighter all over my face and chest.. and at christmas i cover myself head to toe in glitter body spray;D;D;D

HallelujahHopkins
03-30-2018, 12:58 PM
I'm don't suck it up and work when I feel bad. I need to keep this job for a long time and I don't want to be miserable.

I tell people no, and walk away from customers if they seem too high maintenance or creepy or smelly. I leave before it gets busy if I feel over it.

I am disgusting. I often forget to wear deodorant or shave, have cellulite and no tan, and rarely paint my nails but if I do they are scratched and flaking. I never do my tangled frizzy hair. I wear my black stockings until clouds of dead skin and dirt come off. My latex is never on my nipples after the first dance and I don't reapply. My makeup game is like a toddler and I just use my fingers, and then sweat it all off anyway. I can't do any pole tricks and am hella guilty of pornstar orgasm face on stage. I flip my hair back and forth and dance silly and body slam customers with my ass.

Ha, and I fucking milk those forbidden female customers for everything. Couple's dances are the best- double the price and almost no work! Make a chick feel like she has an ally and she will sell the fuck out of you to her boyfriend and her friends. I make girls dance for me and they feel like it's money well spent.

I over tip everyone. Fucking throw down for tap water.

I promote other dancers and make my customers spend on other girls.

Sophia77XO
03-31-2018, 07:49 AM
I am not sexy when talking to customers at all, like I'm the type that will burp quietly and tell them why I really wear socks (my feet sweat SORRY lol).
I'm very rude when I ask for a dance and they're sitting there trying to negotiate and waste my time.
I've also walked away when I got asked to sit in their lap at the bar and when a customer started calling other customers "weird."
I sit in the dressing room when it's slow.
I also leave right when my shift is up-I'm known for that.
I over tip the bartender when I get a drink or VIP.
I don't usually tip the bouncer and don't tip 10% to the DJ.
I don't do my hair a lot.
I'm on my phone on the floor if no one is in the club/the customer is with another dancer.
I don't do my nails.
I scope people out because I don't want to be stuck with someone creepy.
I'm picky on who I want to give a dance to.
If a regular comes in, I always go and sit with him and the other girls if no one is in the club.
I talk about my dog a lot to customers..LOL.
I avoid new girls if I don't care for them much.