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cherryblossomsinspring
08-17-2013, 01:53 PM
Ok, one more re-visit to the "smile" topic. I just recently slept with a guy who kept saying "you have such a serious look on your face" "don't smile or anything." WHAT? :O I mean, I understand having fun during sex and teasing and smiling a little bit during those moments, but in general, who the fuck just plasters a grin on throughout sex? What the hell kind of expression am I supposed to have on my face? Sorry mah O-face doesn't meet your standards??

Lol! See this is how men fuck themselves out of getting laid. Also he's been watching too much porn.

cherryblossomsinspring
08-17-2013, 02:32 PM
Those men are losers, and they know they're losers. They go after younger women because they want someone they think is naive or will take their shit, or they feel having a younger woman means they still "got it". Bottom line, these men are either looking for "easy" booty calls, sugar babies or will die alone because they'll never grow up.

I say change the game and try to date a younger man. I mean, what do you have to lose? We've already established that older doesn't mean more mature. If he's a jerk at 20, he's probably still gonna be a jerk at 30, 40 and 50. Either he was raised right or he wasn't. It's all about the character. I'd also suggest giving the online dating a rest, and just breathe. Otherwise, you might drive yourself crazy. I can only imagine those guys treat dating sites like cam sites.



This 100%

First off men in 40's 50's are out of my age range due to the behavior I've posted above.

Now I was on dating site and some guy in his late 40s kept ping me on the site. Actually no the guy put 40 something on his profile but on it he wrote he was in his 50s. Now I'm thinking wtf is this guy even contacting me for? The site had actually blocked older men from contacting serious gap in age younger women. Isn't that funny that the site actually determined " you're too old for them fuck off" lol

Anyways so I was so curious because I just really had to hear what this guy had to say. Sure enough I call him and asked him why did he contact me since the age gap was pretty significant. This guy started offering me a fucking "erotic massage" and I thought umm no dude I just want to go hit up a club this weekend. He was like ooh I'm not into that. Pfft like I didn't know that lol.

I was trying to do the "wake up we have nothing in common".

Now I had no clue what an erotic massage was and he's like well it's the same like a regular massage but I nibble on your clint. * gag reflex activate*
So I'm like umm ewww I don't want that. He's like it's a win win for you. You're the one that will be getting all of the benefits. lol This guy was trying to sell me on gumming it? pfft!

I was just sitting there looking at my phone like this can't be real. So I said umm no thank I'll just rather go clubbing instead. So he flips out and goes on this " all you bitches think your pussy is gold blah blah" . I was like whoooaa. I said umm well you've just proved that our vagina's are gold since you're so desperate to get in it. He's like if I was a woman I would sell my pussy. I can get pussy for $50. I said well that's wonderful guess I know what you'll be doing this weekend. I'm going clubbing but enjoy your $50 corner vag special.

He then turned around and said wow you came back at me good. I have respect for you blah blah. ..

Got to go have fun.. *Dial tone*

I was like whoa those dudes are so fucking messed up in the head. They are beyond repair lol. Did I forget to mention this was a regular dating site and this guy was trying find a free escort? What the hell? This is exactly why the site blocked men his age from contacting women my age and younger.

It took me a while to realize that many of those men don't get laid at all unless they are buying it. So when they join dating sites they most surely deal with so much rejection it's almost to the point that it's cruel and unusual punishment for them to even log in. Also I don't see too many doing the " active senior dating" route. It's almost like an admission that they have gotten old.

I remember when I spoke to one of the sugar daddy guy he was really trying to talk himself up hard. I was practically yawning through the entire call because I've never heard a guy have to sell himself every 2 mins. It was exhausting. One thing he mentioned was that he was about to be a senior and that he couldn't see himself on one of those old people sites lol. He wasn't rude but kept trying the douche neg thing and I was like "I'm not your type but goodluck". lol

35 and down for me. Still not dating now but when I do anyone over that is going to the trash bin.

MommieLongLegs
08-17-2013, 03:42 PM
The ironic thing is when I reinstated my one free online profile I got a lot of messages from men around 30-38 or so. 30 seems young but 38 isn't that much younger so I may consider these guys. Apparently they are all never married and childless too. I met a 25 year old guy a few years ago who thought I was around his age and keeps asking me out (but he's not looking for anything serious). But yep, the guys seeking much younger are losers and most will either be alone or get taken advantage of, like my loser ex who is 45 and seeking 18-35. He is fat now and homely and doesn't make much so he won't get a woman 10 years younger unless she thinks she can use him. He has been used by women he met online and men like him don't learn so I hope he gets it again.

Well, I hope you find a guy who will respect you and won't be a loser. I'm still waiting myself. Guys seem to only want sex these days, so who knows what's in store for us.

Kellydancer
08-18-2013, 11:38 AM
Well, I hope you find a guy who will respect you and won't be a loser. I'm still waiting myself. Guys seem to only want sex these days, so who knows what's in store for us.

Thanks and same to you. I met one guy I really like, only he has issues right now (facing a DUI). I met another guy who was interested in me, wasn't into him but then he admitted he was still grieving that him and his girlfriend broke up and he's not thinking straight (and looks like they are getting back together). I was impressed by his honesty and told him about my situation with a guy who apparently is interested but wants to get his life together before dating. I'm getting some responses on dating sites but don't hold my breath.

Kellydancer
08-18-2013, 11:52 AM
This 100%

First off men in 40's 50's are out of my age range due to the behavior I've posted above.

Now I was on dating site and some guy in his late 40s kept ping me on the site. Actually no the guy put 40 something on his profile but on it he wrote he was in his 50s. Now I'm thinking wtf is this guy even contacting me for? The site had actually blocked older men from contacting serious gap in age younger women. Isn't that funny that the site actually determined " you're too old for them fuck off" lol

Anyways so I was so curious because I just really had to hear what this guy had to say. Sure enough I call him and asked him why did he contact me since the age gap was pretty significant. This guy started offering me a fucking "erotic massage" and I thought umm no dude I just want to go hit up a club this weekend. He was like ooh I'm not into that. Pfft like I didn't know that lol.

I was trying to do the "wake up we have nothing in common".

Now I had no clue what an erotic massage was and he's like well it's the same like a regular massage but I nibble on your clint. * gag reflex activate*
So I'm like umm ewww I don't want that. He's like it's a win win for you. You're the one that will be getting all of the benefits. lol This guy was trying to sell me on gumming it? pfft!

I was just sitting there looking at my phone like this can't be real. So I said umm no thank I'll just rather go clubbing instead. So he flips out and goes on this " all you bitches think your pussy is gold blah blah" . I was like whoooaa. I said umm well you've just proved that our vagina's are gold since you're so desperate to get in it. He's like if I was a woman I would sell my pussy. I can get pussy for $50. I said well that's wonderful guess I know what you'll be doing this weekend. I'm going clubbing but enjoy your $50 corner vag special.

He then turned around and said wow you came back at me good. I have respect for you blah blah. ..

Got to go have fun.. *Dial tone*

I was like whoa those dudes are so fucking messed up in the head. They are beyond repair lol. Did I forget to mention this was a regular dating site and this guy was trying find a free escort? What the hell? This is exactly why the site blocked men his age from contacting women my age and younger.

It took me a while to realize that many of those men don't get laid at all unless they are buying it. So when they join dating sites they most surely deal with so much rejection it's almost to the point that it's cruel and unusual punishment for them to even log in. Also I don't see too many doing the " active senior dating" route. It's almost like an admission that they have gotten old.

I remember when I spoke to one of the sugar daddy guy he was really trying to talk himself up hard. I was practically yawning through the entire call because I've never heard a guy have to sell himself every 2 mins. It was exhausting. One thing he mentioned was that he was about to be a senior and that he couldn't see himself on one of those old people sites lol. He wasn't rude but kept trying the douche neg thing and I was like "I'm not your type but goodluck". lol

35 and down for me. Still not dating now but when I do anyone over that is going to the trash bin.

I've had so many older men ask me perverted, filthy things, much more than men in their 20's and 30's. I know most men in their 20's who contact me are looking for sex but they have never been blunt. The older men though are VERY blunt. I've had so many basically ask for sex or tell me about their tongue or other things.

I've come to believe most older men who are on dating sites are either misogynists or perverts. I know some want relationships but not as many as those who want sex. On the religious sites I think the men are just looking for someone to cater to them and yes they have perverts too.

I'm glad to hear that many sites are starting to use age filters. When I was on a religious site the women in their 20's complained about men in their 40's and above contacting them. Two guys were in their late 60's and admitted they wanted women in their 20's to bear them large families. I actually got in trouble because I told these delusional twits that their days of having a large family were over and so likely were their days of having one kid (and I think men having kids in their 60's is messed up).

AmyLynne
08-18-2013, 03:15 PM
what do men do that isn't stupid? lol

MommieLongLegs
08-19-2013, 07:58 AM
I was like whoa those dudes are so fucking messed up in the head.

This pretty much sums it up. Thinking about it makes my head hurt, which is why I'm just focusing on work and school.

Aniela
08-19-2013, 04:45 PM
It's kind of a running joke now among my friends that I don't get out much, which is true between work & being generally antisocial, but the more I read of this thread the happier I am to stay nice & cozy in my or my friends' living rooms & leave all this aggravation outside.

Selina M
08-19-2013, 11:41 PM
the more I read of this thread the happier I am to stay nice & cozy in my or my friends' living rooms & leave all this aggravation outside.

Ahaha, yes! Every time something on this thread happens, I come home and cuddle my boyfriend and thank him for being the most un-typical man alive.

Selina M
09-10-2013, 08:37 PM
Okay, this just happened at an audition at a new club...

*guy tips, drools over me on stage saying how beautiful I am for 5 minutes straight*
Me: "Okay, I'm done now! Thanks guys!"
Guy: "Hey, if you give me half priced dances I'll take you to the back."
Me: Do I look like I have to give half priced dances?

I can't get over how idiotic it is to fawn over a girl, then try to hassle her for half price dances. If I'm that super amazing, you can pay the full price!

Kellydancer
09-10-2013, 08:52 PM
Yeah like it's a good thing he complimented you because no one else would. Duh, if you are hot (you in general)then his thinking of getting half prices is ridiculous. Reminds me of the idiots who would tell me hot I was on the dating sites but had issues that were unbendable (usually dads)and when I would thank them for the compliment but tell them I didn't date dads they would say "but I said you were pretty". Often it's followed by saying I'm not that hot after all or calling me a bitch.

Selina M
09-10-2013, 10:38 PM
Right?!

THANK YE SIR, I AM UNWORTHY OF YOUR COMPLIMENTS! Allow me to repay you with half priced dances!

I love how they think they are entitled to things. The best is when they take a girl on a date and get all "But I bought your dinner! Now you owe me sexual favors!"

ava$
09-11-2013, 12:27 AM
^^OMG, the I bought u dinner is the effing worst ever, I just wanna hit their face for even giving me that look implying that they are thinking it!LBVS

Kellydancer
09-11-2013, 12:32 PM
I HATE that one. I couldn't begin to mention all the men who buy me dinner then expect sex and get mad because they didn't get it. If a man wants to take me out and pay for dinner only to expect sex, don't bother.

For some reason I thought of something today that happened 20 years ago yet still pisses me off. I was dating this one guy and the one night we went out he bought me dinner. I then slept over at his house (more because I fell asleep not because of sex). So the next afternoon we went out to lunch (having slept until noon)and after he ordered he then told me "your turn to pay". Yes, because he bought dinner the night before I was expected to buy lunch (rolls eyes). It's one thing if we agreed on this but he sprung it on me after he ordered. Need I mention he also ordered the most expensive thing off the item? Yeah the relationship came to an end not long after and for years he kept asking to get back together.

Selina M
09-11-2013, 04:57 PM
Regardless of how many times I told him I didn't want to see it, my guy friend sent me a dick pic. I told him it was small to piss him off. He says he doesn't want to be treated like "one of the pervs at work." Well then don't act like one.

Has anyone told guys that dicks are not that enticing to look at...? I don't get why they think pics of them are attractive to us.

Kellydancer
09-11-2013, 10:17 PM
I don't get it either. I've had random men send me dick pics, including guys I chatted with on dating sites, on internet sites (I had one guy here ask if he could send me one), even guys I know offline who aren't potential boyfriends.

Selina M
06-02-2015, 05:31 PM
I just had to bump this thread...
BOYS ARE SO STUPID.

I was in VS today and these really obnoxious early 20s guys came in. One was going "Hang on, I need to get something for my mom", and headed toward the back. I figured maybe he was going to the fragrance area... but noooo, then his buddy starts saying really loudly "I need to get something for my sister too... I think she's like a 32B?" and starts picking up bras and glancing at me. I was not in the mood for it and went to a different area, and these idiots just stood at the front trying to see where I'd gone.

Seriously guys. C'mon.

zoezoebelle
06-04-2015, 01:22 PM
I was sitting at a bar in a business casual blouse over jeans. Two guys were simultaneously trying to flirt with me. One of them makes a reference to a TV show from the '80s and says, "Things people in our generation will get." So I looked at him and said, "I don't think we're in the same generation." He said, "Sure we are!" I said, "How old do you think I am?" He said, "Well I'm 35."

I lost it. I just laughed my ass off for the next 10 minutes while he about died of shame. I told him I'm 22. Awkward silence ensued and then I laughed more.

baer45
06-04-2015, 06:40 PM
I just had to bump this thread...
BOYS ARE SO STUPID.

I was in VS today and these really obnoxious early 20s guys came in. One was going "Hang on, I need to get something for my mom", and headed toward the back. I figured maybe he was going to the fragrance area... but noooo, then his buddy starts saying really loudly "I need to get something for my sister too... I think she's like a 32B?" and starts picking up bras and glancing at me. I was not in the mood for it and went to a different area, and these idiots just stood at the front trying to see where I'd gone.

Seriously guys. C'mon.

get out of here! LOOOlL, was he gay?

Selina M
06-04-2015, 06:46 PM
^ I think they were trying to be funny? I'm not really sure. They just kept looking at me to see my reaction. I wanted to be like "Bro I'm a stripper, you can't embarrass me, you look like an ass, gtfo and let the ladies shop in peace."

That kind of shit irks me... VS is one of those stores where it's a 'safe zone' for women and when idiots come in there like that, it loses that.

baer45
06-04-2015, 07:19 PM
One would think guys should be embarrassed for shopping in the VS store. And he knows his sister/mother's bra size...screams creepy

Dakota Pink
06-05-2015, 11:28 AM
My most hated line by men "what a B!tch, she needs to get laid" but they say it much more crudely. First off, it's probably a guy that put her in a bad mood, or they guy saying it is the giant a$$hole who put her in the bad mood and finally it's usually followed up with "I could bring a smile to her face" or "I'd f?ck her so good she'd be too tired to be pissed". Who the [email protected] do these guys think they are? And yes as great as having an orgasm can do to lift your mood, why in the hell do they think they even have the talent or stamina to truly please a woman!

AlicexEden
06-11-2015, 03:25 PM
Literally everything.

Stop trying to touch me when I'm out in public jfc. Yes, my hair is pink. No, that doesn't mean you can touch it. Why would you think that???? I'm trying to buy groceries here...

Cashmere Star
06-11-2015, 10:32 PM
The shits who go "Not All Men!"

Kellydancer
06-19-2015, 12:03 AM
Stop stalking me! A couple of years ago I had a profile on several sites including OK Cupid. I talked to this guy who kept asking for my Facebook page but I told him I didn't Facebook friend guys on dating sites before meeting. Dumbass found my Facebook page by Googling my photo. I deleted it and told him I found someone. This is true but not sure I'd say if he didn't find me on Facebook. He got weird and started saying he'll never find anyone, etc. I told him he would, women would be dying to date him (a lie because he was apparently large and according to his photo not very attractive). I proceeded to delete my profile and thought that was the end. Nope, the other day he tried to friend me again, and when I deleted the request he immediately tried AGAIN! What part of no don't you get?

Okay I maybe overreacting on this one but this guy at church seems weird. Last Christmas before last (2013) they were trying to sell incense and this guy offered to buy me some. I declined and thanked him. After that he would attempt to talk to me I think, but would leave to go into the classes for Sunday School. I wasn't trying to be rude, I was busy and didn't want him to get the wrong idea. Hr backed off but lately seems to be asking me if I want things like the church bulletin because he has extras. The reason I'm not interested is because I'm not attracted to him but also because he appears to be late 50's-early 60's and that's too old for me. Not sure he even has a car because he rides a bike to church even in snow. I'm probably seeing something not there, but I've asked others about him and they all said he doesn't offer them anything. He hasn't asked me out luckily but I seem to attract men who don't take no for an answer.

baer45
06-21-2015, 11:41 AM
How many clients do you see every week> Are they regulars? Here is a better busness plan for you...

audritwo
06-28-2015, 07:09 PM
I went to the grocery store today. Some fucking 15-year-old boy asked me if I would tell his friends I gave him a blow job last week.....


http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131108023610/degrassi/images/8/84/Are-you-dumb.gif

zoezoebelle
06-28-2015, 11:55 PM
I was working on a project with two guys in a public cafe, and one of them invited a female friend to come help out. Turns out they both have a huge crush on her. One of the guys kept hovering around her singing love songs under his breath, which was so creepy I was cringing. The other one rushed over to get her some tea and kept trying to talk to her while we were filming. xD I think at one point he called her "milady" and the other guy later called her "my woman." She looked so awkward the whole time, I felt bad for all three of them.

Cashmere Star
06-29-2015, 11:30 AM
One of the guys kept hovering around her singing love songs under his breath, which was so creepy I was cringing... I think at one point he called her "milady" and the other guy later called her "my woman." She looked so awkward the whole time, I felt bad for all three of them.

lmao WHAT? I bet they were fedora-touting neckbeards.

zoezoebelle
06-29-2015, 12:27 PM
lmao WHAT? I bet they were fedora-touting neckbeards.

The funny thing is, they were both fully grown professionals and I happen to know they're both great guys. I think because they both have kind of cocky personalities and like to be playful it turned into a weird game between them and they forgot about her in the moment. xD One of them used to be a TV and radio actor and the other is a professional musician, so they get along pretty well and are hilarious together.

anonymous camgirl
06-29-2015, 03:41 PM
Oh mah god he should be lucky you are even fucking him at all..LOL


Ok, one more re-visit to the "smile" topic. I just recently slept with a guy who kept saying "you have such a serious look on your face" "don't smile or anything." WHAT? :O I mean, I understand having fun during sex and teasing and smiling a little bit during those moments, but in general, who the fuck just plasters a grin on throughout sex? What the hell kind of expression am I supposed to have on my face? Sorry mah O-face doesn't meet your standards??