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KittyKush
02-24-2014, 06:35 PM
If I can't distract them of dodge it very well, I warn them and tell them that "we're having so much fun, you don't want to get us in trouble and have to stop now!" I've also claimed to have mono, which has worked. (Surprisingly, why would I be working with mono?! I've had it before and could barely get out of bed!) Of course, last week a custy was sitting with me and put his arms around me so tight I could barely breathe nevermind wriggle free - then started trying to kiss/lick/bite me neck/ear/ANYTHING her could reach. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww.

jekka
02-26-2014, 12:14 PM
If they try to kiss me it usually happens after the dances are over. That's when I give them a mouthful of my hair. My hair comes in handy for cheek kisses as well. If I'm dancing for them and they try to forcefully kiss me they are in for a fight.

Laurel
03-27-2014, 08:53 AM
I grab them by the chin and say "We are in MY playground now and we are going to play by MY rules." It keeps things sexy and usually works.

smeca
03-27-2014, 10:05 PM
yep my hair is so long and thick it is literally a mane... except not protecting from bites but errant kisses. thank god for all this hair.

Athen
03-29-2014, 02:28 PM
I politely say, while I have thoroughly enjoyed your company, you have not earned my lips. Maybe next time stud, and I turn my cheek. Needless to say, they'll never earn your lips. If the guy is a creep and/ or aggressive I do a karate chop in front of my face and I say good day, and walk away...