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tempest666
09-27-2013, 04:28 AM
Spanish speaking customer: (collecting my tips) "No hablas ingles. No dinero." (despite the fact that I saw him with several Benjamins in his wallet)
Me: (in English) "I'll let you fuck me for $100."
Alleged Spanish speaking customer: "Ok...si si!"


-_- At my club tipping is mandatory

britneyireland
10-08-2013, 03:41 PM
The "What do I get" guy. Ugh. Cheap Greens are the worst!!

countcrabula
10-09-2013, 01:01 PM
this might sound weird, but guys who are ridiculously overdressed at odd hours of the day. this might be a different story at oh, penthouse NYC? where you have businessmen in suits stop in after work before they go home, but i work at a mid-tier club nowhere special. i don't think i've EVER danced for a guy in a suit. wealthy people don't always like to let everyone know that they are. if they come in showing off--that's all they're probably there to do.

Jasmine.Doll
10-12-2013, 08:20 PM
Guys who sit at a table with a stack of 150 ones, but never tip.

Guys that lose all control of their motor skills when they skip one dollar into the side of your G and "accidentally" slide their hands over your stomach, hip, ass and thigh.

Guys that talk about how much better another club is and advice you to go there.

Guys that say you are too good to be degrading yourself, while they stare at your tits

Guys that try to negotiate single lapdance prices. Me: "Dude, it's $20." Him: "I'll only do $15." Me: "It's $20." Him: "17" Me: "No" Him: "2 for $35."

Guys that wear sweatpants!!!!

Guys that talk about how ugly the dancer on stage is. Especially when the dancer isn't ugly and the guy weighs 260 lbs.

Guys that are obsessed with all the girl drama at the club and press you for details about who is the "biggest bitch."

Guys that think they are an integral part of the club and tell you they are VIPs and encourage you to ask management about their special status at the club.

Guys that sit/stand by the dressing room all night, trying to get a peak inside.

rusdancer
10-20-2013, 07:23 AM
The guy who says: "I don't usually go to these kinds of places".

countcrabula
10-20-2013, 07:48 AM
LMAO had this happen to me on fri night--guys who try to make it rain with TWO DOLLARS. best part, his wrinkled up dollar bills floated around and didn't even make it to the stage and he bent over looking desperately to find them.

i cracked up--obviously this kid had NO MONEY.

Kellydancer
10-20-2013, 01:35 PM
Generally I approached everyone because you never know. I have made money from men I never thought I would, like frat boys. They are generally cheap (and tended not to like me)but some have been good customers. I hate to say this but yes there are some ethnic groups I will avoid or spend little time with, like Indians. The Indian customers I have had all were handsy and expected a lot for the money. The Spanish speaking Mexicans tended to be like this as well, though the Mexicans who were American educated and likely born here were a different story. By far though the worst customers were the cheapos. One club I worked at offered a buffet during the day for free and we we would get all these men coming in just for that. Rarely did any of them tip at all.

Jasmine.Doll
10-20-2013, 01:47 PM
^^Nothing worse than the free buffet...

Kellydancer
10-20-2013, 01:49 PM
Yeah the free buffet really brought in the trashiest customers who would buy one drink (usually something like soda)or worse ask for a free glass of water. Most never spent any money, including on waitresses.

BANHammerGoddess
11-02-2013, 02:51 AM
Spanish speaking customer: (collecting my tips) "No hablas ingles. No dinero." (despite the fact that I saw him with several Benjamins in his wallet)
Me: (in English) "I'll let you fuck me for $100."
Alleged Spanish speaking customer: "Ok...si si!"


-_- At my club tipping is mandatory


please tell me you have him give you the $100 and then walk away laughing maniacally?

tempest666
11-02-2013, 04:25 AM
please tell me you have him give you the $100 and then walk away laughing maniacally?

Unfortunately he fell off the barstool drunker than a skunk and they booted him out.

adrie21
11-03-2013, 06:28 PM
The guy who comes in for the buffet
And anyone in a bachelor party (have never made good money of any)

JuicYJocelyN
11-04-2013, 03:08 AM
OMFG i read this before going to bed...and you ladies are soooo funny and adorable!! i rarely laugh out loud (when i by myself)...butt reading your posts made me laugh...out loud!!!~

Bee_u_tiful
11-14-2013, 01:14 PM
How about the ones that IMMEDIATELY ask (im talkin right out thr gate) "so...do you dafe older men"WALK AWAY AND DONT LOOK BACKK.!The guy you see talking to a self admittrd druggie; from my experience they seem to like the fact that these girls need them for theor 'sickness' its like a masculinity thing i avoid them like the plague

SkyeSabrina
11-15-2013, 11:41 AM
The college fratboy making rounds in the club to see if any of the dancers will make out with him for free because he's so ridiculously good looking. *facepalm*

tempest666
11-15-2013, 08:07 PM
Anything with a vagina that is not a stripper. Too much drama and bullshit for too little money.

Bee_u_tiful
11-16-2013, 12:11 PM
The gay guy that just wants to ask questions about being a girl? (This happened lastnight)
The guy that sits waaaay in the back of the club when its damn near empty?
The guys sitting at the bar with their chairs turned tpwards the stage buying domestics
The guy that says 'i used to date a stripper'; ;; go play in traffic please and thanks lol

cairalis
11-17-2013, 02:31 AM
I try to talk to and feel out anybody I can. Other then having strong BO people tend to surprise me. I watch a lot of girls who have it "figured out" sit there and chat with each other while I make money. Dunno... this whole thread just sounds like bad ways to miss out on good money.

Agreed!

msbathsheba
11-30-2013, 06:46 PM
Customers NOT to approach be like:


I don't usually come to places like this
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Interestingly, I find that customers that tell me this are just being honest for the most part and I almost always get them to go for a dance because it is a novelty for them. I especially love breaking in lap dance virgins =)

DorkiestDancer
05-08-2016, 02:10 AM
I try to talk to and feel out anybody I can. Other then having strong BO people tend to surprise me. I watch a lot of girls who have it "figured out" sit there and chat with each other while I make money. Dunno... this whole thread just sounds like bad ways to miss out on good money.

yes, although I agree with a lot of these girls that these are the guys that are least likely to spend money, I read it as the "guys to spend no more than one song on," as opposed to "never approach."

newb2
05-08-2016, 05:23 AM
I never approach Indians because I'm sorry but most of the time they are really annoying and cheap and I don't approach Asians either because they don't like me.

BabyWillow
05-08-2016, 10:32 AM
I never approach Indians because I'm sorry but most of the time they are really annoying and cheap and I don't approach Asians either because they don't like me.

The indians at my bar usually smell have a heavy curry-like scent to them. Once someone told me I smelled like a middle eastern man 4 hours after I did a dance with an indian guy. :( Now I never approach them unless it is desperately slow.

tatiana_vislovic
05-09-2016, 04:12 PM
Yeah, if you're friends with the management... go fucking hang out with them! During day shift the "friends" are always the ones looking for extras because "It's ok, I know the manager" God I hate those guys

Adelina
05-09-2016, 04:52 PM
"I am just here to discuss some business with my partner".

Adelina
05-09-2016, 04:52 PM
Guys who wear sunglasses in the club.

LoveyDovey
05-14-2016, 02:19 AM
Guys who lay their money out on their table. They just do it to bait the dancers. They don't spend a dollar of it.

KivaWithAnI
05-26-2016, 01:38 AM
you approach and try to talk to all of them, unless the club is super busy.then you introduce yourself to all of them, pay close attention to body language and if they tip/buy you a drink. if they won't even do that, move on.

Selina M
05-28-2016, 08:56 PM
^ Why does someone always have to ruin an amusing thread idea with basically a condescending lecture type post?

rareaspasia
05-29-2016, 11:31 AM
Anyone with pants so baggy I can see their drawers. But I do try to approach most guys. My last high roller looked like a homeless dude. Ratty grey hair, cheap WalMart workout pants and a tshirt with a few holes. Turned out he was so rich that he just didn't give a fuck and he spent well over a grand on me.

whirlerz
05-29-2016, 11:39 AM
The indians at my bar usually smell have a heavy curry-like scent to them. Once someone told me I smelled like a middle eastern man 4 hours after I did a dance with an indian guy. :( Now I never approach them unless it is desperately slow.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Layla.00
06-02-2016, 12:37 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I understand the frustration of Indian customers, without a doubt but I wish people were more consistent with their racism. Curry and India are not middle eastern.

Missdoll
06-05-2016, 08:58 PM
I will typically choose Caucasian men first, foreigners are a last ditch resort.
...Anyone with a creepy vibe, women (unless they call me over), and guys who are just sitting around not tipping.

I kind of have a princess attitude though lol I am picky. I also work in a ghetto strip club so we get the worst kinds of guys here and to try to preserve my sanity I have to be this way.

maggie82
09-23-2016, 04:51 AM
i too avoid indian customers. one called me over for a dance, and proceeded to hound me to lick and touch my breasts. i told him NO 5-6 times, and he told me he would just find another girl, and now he didn't want the second dance with me. at that point his body odor was so awful, i didn't care. sure as hell, another dumb bitch let him do his "lick lick" to her boobs with the promises that he was going to pay her double. he didn't. matter of fact, he only paid her for one song, and she did three

KivaWithAnI
09-23-2016, 11:44 AM
as a girl who gets a lot of dances I say:Approach everyone, EVRONE!!! indians, black people, girls, couples, foreigners(learning to say only two words in their language is often enough) Don't take No for an answer, keep circling around the room like a vulture, and make tons of eye contact. It actually makes the money dudes jealous if you talk with a Mexican for like 10 min and have him tip you a couple bucks for your time. A lot of guys don't take no for an answer, why should we? You have to have a rapist mentality with them. Don't be discerning about anyone. It's about power dynamics. They have to give you money now.Also, you can pull stubborn people by rubbing his knee for 40 seconds while making eye contact. When you ask them to dance, nod YOUR head yes, pull them up.try it! if it dosn't work, come back 30 mins later and do the exact same thing.

crystalize
09-24-2016, 01:08 PM
back to the topic:

-really drunk guys (i've been puked on before)
-homeless guys (seriously, it's happened more than once. I really should work at more upscale clubs)

Selina M
09-25-2016, 07:24 PM
Seriously, can we please stop with the 'super serious advice'. We all know the old Approach Every Customer mantra. Good for you that you put up with everyone in the room's bad odor/rudeness/cheapness and manage to get dances from them. This is supposed to be a funny thread.

Also, the term "rapist mentality" is probably something that should be removed from that post. I'm sure there are some girls who will not find that a very nice comparison.

Back on topic AGAIN:
- This is weird but anyone with a pitcher. Beer + 2 or more guys = broke. Soda + 1 guy = sober buzzkill guy who's planning to camp his ass out.
- Guys that tip you on stage but not without making a request ("can you shake your booty?" "can I have some tits in my face?")

Layla.00
09-26-2016, 03:25 AM
rapist mentality ... jeez, worst advice ever.
as a girl who gets a lot of dances I say:Approach everyone, EVRONE!!! indians, black people, girls, couples, foreigners(learning to say only two words in their language is often enough) Don't take No for an answer, keep circling around the room like a vulture, and make tons of eye contact. It actually makes the money dudes jealous if you talk with a Mexican for like 10 min and have him tip you a couple bucks for your time. A lot of guys don't take no for an answer, why should we? You have to have a rapist mentality with them. Don't be discerning about anyone. It's about power dynamics. They have to give you money now.Also, you can pull stubborn people by rubbing his knee for 40 seconds while making eye contact. When you ask them to dance, nod YOUR head yes, pull them up.try it! if it dosn't work, come back 30 mins later and do the exact same thing.

Gia2608
10-11-2016, 12:07 PM
I understand the frustration of Indian customers, without a doubt but I wish people were more consistent with their racism. Curry and India are not middle eastern.

This is also what I got out of this thread. And... the "Mexican" thing. Probably 95% percent of the "Mexicans" are from Central America.

I don't know there is a type of customer I avoid so much as much as remembering particular people that I had a bad experience with and avoiding them in the future.