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Kaylee84
06-16-2013, 11:03 PM
I hate when random dancers pull me aside and ask me for advice. One time, an older dancer was drunk and she explained to me how she had a pill problem and her husband got mad at her constantly becaus she wasnt supposed to drink on them. Um, okay? What was your name again? I'm not a Psychiatrist, lady. Leave me the fuck alone. This kinda shit is common at my club. And girls just want to talk all the fucking time. I am clearly on my phone, please fuck off. I don't care about your relationship problems.

azaleanola
06-17-2013, 09:28 PM
I can't stand when strippers get food delivered to them at work and eat in the DR, taking up valuable counter space and making the whole room smell like whatever disgusting thing they're eating. Maybe I'm a little more sensitive to gross food smells than most because I've been a vegan the past 15 years or so, but does anyone want to smell a burger while she's doing her mid-shift sweat abatement? One of the places I work at even has a house mom whose job it is to sell plates of stinky food. I will pack a Clif Bar if I'm doing a longer shift, but who wants to dance on a full stomach, smelling like fried chicken? Am I really the only stripper capable of making groceries, cooking food, and eating at home?

MyButter
06-18-2013, 04:30 AM
Lol, I don't think I could do 12 hours on an empty stomach. Especially when I'm doing 12-20 minute hard core stage sets every hour. I'm so thankful my boss cooks for us, phew.

~*SwanPrincess*~
06-18-2013, 02:47 PM
When girls spray TONS of body spray all over them! So much so that when I'm on the floor I end up smelling more like them than me. I also hate when I'm getting dressed and trying to keep to myself and girls constantly say stuff about my boobs like, "Oh MY God They're HUGE!!" A girl told me last weekend that large implants were just a fad in the 90's and no one gets them anymore.
I do my hair/makeup at home and get ready as quick as possible to avoid all the ridiculous bs that goes on in there!

Miss_McKenna
06-18-2013, 03:44 PM
Dogs. Tiny dogs... Medium sized dogs... LARGE dogs.
A Bird....

It's unnerving. I like animals fine but not in a cramped dressing room. Nope nope nope nope nope.

Someone brought squirrels into our DR once. If you can imagine a DR packed with girls and then toss in some squirrels... well, it would look like that day :/

arielbriel
06-18-2013, 04:01 PM
Not cleaning up after yourself, leaving plates of food everywhere.

yinyang
06-27-2013, 02:03 PM
Also, when I see condoms.

Even if they're still in their wrappers.

Hasn't happened in a while... ever since I've been at the club I'm at now. But I've definitely seen them before (in the DR and in the lapdance area), and my reaction is always A)annoyed and B)grossed out.

They just don't belong at stripclubs!

yinyang
06-27-2013, 02:07 PM
^ Obviously it's better to do it with protection than without protection... but what's best is if you DONT DO IT at all (in the club)!!!

freckles
06-27-2013, 04:43 PM
Drugs... and girls who sneer at you all suspiciously forever when you don't want to partake. I smoke weed. At home. The fact that I don't want to do it in the dressing room doesn't mean I'm a COP. It means I'm scared of cops.

Selina M
05-27-2016, 04:04 PM
Bump...

I use a counter that can seat 4 girls. This girl insists on taking up 2 spaces, with her MASSIVE bag and 2 curling irons left on, on top of a Pleaser box, then shoving my stuff into the corner so she can have half of my seat too.

Bitch, you are not that special. One of these days I'm gonna pull rank on her and tell her to move her shit

whirlerz
05-27-2016, 05:06 PM
Bump...

I use a counter that can seat 4 girls. This girl insists on taking up 2 spaces, with her MASSIVE bag and 2 curling irons left on, on top of a Pleaser box, then shoving my stuff into the corner so she can have half of my seat too.

Bitch, you are not that special. One of these days I'm gonna pull rank on her and tell her to move her shit

Im glad you bumped, I like this thread.
& yea, wtf that bitch

TearieLeigh
05-27-2016, 07:59 PM
Veteran dancers who have "their" spots to put their bags or to sit. You guys know who I'm talking about; that dancer that has been in the club for ages, that feels that she actually owns the dressing room.

This drives the hell out of me. So I get ready in the same spot, right in front of where my locker is. I dont mind moving over or getting ready in another spot.. but.... We have girl, who has been at the club a little over a year now and recently got a new locker which is now right next to mine. I'll have half my make up on and she comes in and starts bitching about me being in her spot.

I finally put my foot down about it, and yelled at her. Now she thinks im on a "High Horse" and likes to tell all the new girls I'm a bitch.
Heh, i guess that works out alright for me.

Caligynephilia
05-27-2016, 09:09 PM
My club has assigned lockers and right now they're all only for the night girls. They're building more for the day shift but it's still really annoying that I don't have anywhere that's definitely safe I can keep my stuff

Girls who bring up really personal depressing shit for no reason and ruin my mood. Have had one too many girls go deep into their drug addiction stories for my liking.

Things I do... I get hyped up for work by having fun and goofing around with the girls I'm friends with. Probably annoys the shit out of some of the other girls lol

NakedNicole
05-27-2016, 10:47 PM
Being in a tiny dressing room with limited counter space and instead of being considerate of those trying to use the counter to do their makeup, they put their big bags all over the counter even though there is another shelf underneath they could store their bags.

Girls who take up all the chairs by literally not doing anything. They just sit and look off into space, meanwhile I would really like a chair so I can sit down to eat or do my makeup. If you're just trying to sit go sit on the chairs on the main floor.

Another thing is that although I'm in an American club I'm one of the only 3 American dancers in the place. Most the girls are either Russian or Latina and loudly babble on incessantly in their native language. I just find it rude.

This one girl who I was cool with asked me while I had my makeup out if she could borrow my eyeliner. I said sure. I put my makeup away and then 3 other times in the same night she asked to borrow it again. Each time I had to drop what I was doing to go dig it out of my locker for her. The next night she asked me for it again and I just straight up told her no.

Girls who take up space back there doing nothing but taking duck face selfies for 20 minutes. Seriously you took the exact same selfie at the exact same pose, wearing the exact same outfit last night and the night before and the night before that...is this really necessary?

For some reason I always find it annoying when I see that a girls phone wallpaper is a selfie. Like, did you forget what you look like? Does it make you feel all warm and happy when you unlock your phone and see a your stupid duck face or ass shot dressing room mirror picture. Seriously, how self absorbed can you be? It just comes off so tacky to me....these are most likely the same girls who wear a necklace with their name on it or has a tattoo of her own name on her body.

Girl Anachronism
05-28-2016, 02:51 PM
-i hate when girls see me counting money and ask if they can have a 20 for 20 ones. why would i want a bunch of ones? the other day i traded a girl my $100 bill for her 100 in ones because she was nice and put me on the spot. annoying
- i hate seeing girls doing drugs in their locker or the stalls or whatever. the other day i went into a stall in the DR and there was burnt tin foil in the toilet. seriously? ew. at least clean up after yourself and be discrete
- i hate when girls don't flush the toilet! this has been happening disturbingly often lately. last week i went to pee and there was cocaine residue on the TP dispenser and a giant turd in the toilet. wtf??
- i hate when a manager, floor guy, bouncer or any male staff member lingers around in there for whatever reason while i'm trying to change
- i HATE clubs that crank the heat so that you'll stay out on the floor. is that even legal? i'm not even one to hang around in there but i don't need to emerge dripping sweat with my makeup running after 10min
- i hate when girls say "excuse me" in a snotty voice when i'm not even in the way. excuse yourself? go around me.
- hearing girls talk about fucking customers and things like that. i know it goes on, but again, be discrete at the very least
- when i'm next on stage and trying to adjust my outfit in the mirror but some girl is in the way taking a million selfies

Ms.Belle
05-28-2016, 04:47 PM
Delete

ZafinaX
05-30-2016, 07:14 AM
There's this one chick who feels like she's in competition with me. Like everytime I'm near a customer or whatever, she'll try to "show off" how she can extract more money from them faster than I can and show me how much she "knows customers" better than me. *rolls eyes* Then later, talks shit about me in the DR about how I'm trying to "fuck up her game" and how I'm trying to "steal her customer"
Just in general I hate when other dancers talk shit about you in the DR and act passive aggressive towards you.

No customer belongs to anyone. Everyone is fair game especially if they're sitting alone. That's just how I feel.

Another pet peeve is when its a really small DR and EVERYONE is using some kind of heat (curling irons, heaters, etc ) cause I get hot and irritated easily and it makes me feel like I can't breathe.

lilylilylily
06-01-2016, 06:08 PM
Girls openly asking other girls and talking about how much money they made. Why is that anyone's business?

CTDancer
07-10-2016, 02:11 PM
Peeing in the garbage cans. I've literally encountered this EVERYWHERE I've worked and I still don't understand it. You can dance all night in 8-inch heels, but it's too much to take a walk to the bathroom? Skeeves me out.

tiffany_twisted
07-10-2016, 08:21 PM
^Grooooss! I've never seen that, unless I have and I've just blocked it out.

For me it's just people who don't make an effort at all in terms of space/cleanliness. For example at my first club, the locker room was TINY and our lockers were just the little square ones, so if one or two people were standing in your way it was like completely clogged, there was no way to your locker - most girls were really conscientious about this, but there was the flip side of girls who just didn't care that they were in your way and would act like you were sooooo rude, just for trying to get your stuff so you could go home!

Annoying things that I do: I lurk a lot in the dressing room. I have really bad anxiety right now so I take a lot of breaks cause I feel so overwhelmed! So ya I feel like I'm just kinda up there a lot of the time....I'm like the Phantom of the Opera, but naked.

tempest666
07-11-2016, 03:10 AM
Someone brought squirrels into our DR once. If you can imagine a DR packed with girls and then toss in some squirrels... well, it would look like that day :/

Wtf???

Lea08
07-13-2016, 05:19 PM
yea somebody brought their puppy to (dr)work too lol, but it so was so cute though!!!

tempest666
07-13-2016, 07:38 PM
I can't talk. I've brought my alligator to work. Not on the clock though.

rareaspasia
07-13-2016, 08:32 PM
Drugs... and girls who sneer at you all suspiciously forever when you don't want to partake. I smoke weed. At home. The fact that I don't want to do it in the dressing room doesn't mean I'm a COP. It means I'm scared of cops.

Oh my god. I remember girls at my first club thought I was a fucking narc because I actually showed up nicely dressed to fill out an application and I was polite. I can't believe I forgot about that.

Lately my pet peeve is when this one girl blocks my locker with all her shit, like her bags just exploded all over the floor. And then she bitches about me taking "her" spot to do her makeup. Im like, this has been"my" spot since you were in middle school.

Also hate it when girls touch my hair.

We had a rabbit like you
07-13-2016, 08:45 PM
Girls who don't bring their own damn brushes, baby wipes, hair ties, etc. once in awhile fine ..but I paid money for these things this isn't some free cvs over here. Buy your own. And if you use my brush or makeup I'll throw it away. Gross.

Girls who have to fucking SHRIEK up in the dressing room and talk at an ear piercing volume. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I can't hear myself think or order any food. You don't own the damn place

People who spread their shit out as far as they can and then get mad when you politely move it to the side. Once again, not your private DR.

The drunk/high bitches who sit there just waiting for a fight w anybody about anything.

lilylilylily
07-14-2016, 03:25 AM
Girls who don't bring their own damn brushes, baby wipes, hair ties, etc. once in awhile fine ..but I paid money for these things this isn't some free cvs over here. Buy your own. And if you use my brush or makeup I'll throw it away. Gross.

Girls who have to fucking SHRIEK up in the dressing room and talk at an ear piercing volume. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I can't hear myself think or order any food. You don't own the damn place

People who spread their shit out as far as they can and then get mad when you politely move it to the side. Once again, not your private DR.

The drunk/high bitches who sit there just waiting for a fight w anybody about anything.

I don't understand how they can go to work without these things. Yet I'm asked for stuff all the time. I would not be able to leave the house if I didn't have all my stripper necessities in my bag

chocolatebombshell
07-14-2016, 11:47 AM
At the end of the night or when majority of us are leaving its like sooooooo loud. Like so loud to where you can't think and that one girl who is young and stupid drunk so she's crying about everything.

wellidontknowwho
07-17-2016, 10:18 PM
haha I'm glad this was bumped too I like this thread. most of my peeves are posted as well but I seem to be the only one annoyed with the house mom that works up there. maybe I'm too independent but in my opinion I have all the stuff I need at work and I never forget a single thing I have a dance bag for a reason and I'm always prepared. so I'm stuck with the stinky smoking downstairs DR where the house mom isn't and can't get ready in the upstairs DR where the house mom is because I don't tip. I'm sorry but I don't need your food, your clothes, or your makeup/hair stuff or a pep talk so I'm not gonna tip someone out that didn't do anything for me. but I get the stink eye or constantly bugged by her when I'm upstairs talking to my other dancer friends that don't smoke or if I God forbid get ready upstairs. ps. I don't smoke either. am I the only one? maybe my house mom sucks but I don't see a need for her, IMHO all she does is take up space with her food and shitty 20$ outfits that she up sells for 80$ a piece and her crap all over two counters plus her own desk. HUGE annoyance to me.

Yourmomsstrippername7
07-19-2016, 11:28 AM
I agree. She doesn't 'help', she's just a stripper mini mart.

RyanXO
07-19-2016, 12:03 PM
I agree. She doesn't 'help', she's just a stripper mini mart.

I agree!!! The only exception was this one club I worked at our house mom was nice and she always had food and helped me with my hair so of course I tipped her. (Embarrassing but I am TERRIBLE with a curling iron!) But I agree, if you don't use/eat any of the supplied products you shouldn't be expected to tip.

hollywood6
07-19-2016, 04:36 PM
When there's the whole locker room and a girl decides to sprawl out all of her stuff right in front of my locker.

When girls are taking selfies while your getting ready in the same mirror and don't respect that you probably don't want to be in the background.

When girls sit on the counter. Sorry, I don't need your butt where I'm going to set my makeup or food.

Girls who leave dirty baby wipes, left over food, and other nastyness laying around.

LoveyDovey
07-19-2016, 05:27 PM
One girl actually grabbed my deodorant off the bench and used it. If I weren't friends with her, I would've bitched her out. Had to buy a new deodorant. Not cool.

gummygirl
07-26-2016, 09:25 PM
I hate it when I get bother for shit you can by at cvs plus I don't wanna be bother while texting and shit.
Now I don't smoke but yet girls ask for cigs, use your tips to buy it -.-

Odd thing happened, we have bathroom in DR and a girl was using it and took to long, some chick couldn't hold it and pee in shower.... just nice

LoveyDovey
07-27-2016, 04:42 AM
^^Ew!

There is this one girl I work with who has to bother me in the DR when I'm texting, eating, resting. I sit in the corner so I can have some peace and privacy but she doesn't seem to pick up that I don't want anyone to bother me.

wellidontknowwho
08-02-2016, 01:01 AM
haha I'm guilty of sitting on the counter but most of the time it's cause I wear my glasses and have very poor vision and can't see more than half a foot in front of me to do my hair or makeup.

blondhottie
08-08-2016, 04:12 PM
Girls who ask to wear your outfits! I hated lending outfits out, but I have a hard time saying "No" to people and wasn't assertive enough to tell them no.

lilylilylily
08-09-2016, 11:01 AM
When girls ask you for stuff and when you say sorry, I don't have any, they stare at you like you're lying.
https://imgur.com/BNdCk7S.gifv

Cashmere Star
08-09-2016, 01:58 PM
Broken lockers and how other dancers "claim" the working lockers by putting their locks on it, even though they're not there. It's kinda intimidating, like these are veteran dancers who are claiming their turfs and they'll be a bitch if you use their locker, and at the same time it's like wtf, other people gotta use lockers too.

Plus, can we please replace the broken lockers? They're pointless and taking up space.

calla
08-14-2016, 10:41 PM
We have a girl or two always insisting (loudly, to anyone who will listen) that their shit gets stolen left and right. Like I get it that that sort of thing happens and it's unfortunate, but why always them? Why are they the ones getting different things (shoes, straightener, makeup, $$, whatever) stolen from them every other night? I never really hear anyone else talking about their stuff going missing but a select few girls will yell and yell about guarding their baby wipes because the dressing room is full of thieving hoes

gummygirl
08-15-2016, 02:42 AM
We have a girl or two always insisting (loudly, to anyone who will listen) that their shit gets stolen left and right. Like I get it that that sort of thing happens and it's unfortunate, but why always them? Why are they the ones getting different things (shoes, straightener, makeup, $$, whatever) stolen from them every other night? I never really hear anyone else talking about their stuff going missing but a select few girls will yell and yell about guarding their baby wipes because the dressing room is full of thieving hoes

Tell them it's call a lock, use it.

KaraLynn
08-15-2016, 07:13 AM
I went into a club to audition and started getting ready in the only open space, this girl in the dressing room yelled, "you better move your shit thats the managers girlfriends spot" she wasnt even there.

I ignored her and kept my shit right where it is. Sorry, no. Unless there are official assigned spots youre not going to bully me into moving. Hate me all you want.

miss.a.p1600
08-15-2016, 08:12 AM
asking to borrow sh*t like eye shadow, eye liner, lip gloss, and mascara?!? Really hoe? Don't you know you can get diseases sharing like that you nasty broad?

Asking to borrow stuff when the house mom is literally a few feet away - just pure trifling and lazy

Playing their annoying music on speaker - no I don't want to be forced to listen to your garbage music

Asking dumb a$$ random questions like how I put money on the books for my dude? - do I look like I support jail bird boyfriends um no bish I have no clue and you shouldn't either.

Dumb bish had the audacity to ask to use my phone - you lost your everlasting mind

lilylilylily
08-15-2016, 10:31 AM
There's this one girl always asking for something like tampons, advil etc.. she always says she'll either pay me or buy me a drink for it. I tell her she doesn't have to but she says, no I want to. Yet she never does. I don't mind helping her out but that just makes it extra annoying.

gummygirl
08-16-2016, 09:02 PM
asking to borrow sh*t like eye shadow, eye liner, lip gloss, and mascara?!? Really hoe? Don't you know you can get diseases sharing like that you nasty broad?

Asking to borrow stuff when the house mom is literally a few feet away - just pure trifling and lazy

Playing their annoying music on speaker - no I don't want to be forced to listen to your garbage music

Asking dumb a$$ random questions like how I put money on the books for my dude? - do I look like I support jail bird boyfriends um no bish I have no clue and you shouldn't either.

Dumb bish had the audacity to ask to use my phone - you lost your everlasting mind

Unfortunately I made the mistake of letting a girl use my cell :( just don't do it

miss.a.p1600
08-17-2016, 07:13 AM
Dancers walking around a$$hole naked and not expecting anyone to look.

Lol well cover up then cause you're right in my peripheral vision and it's just a natural reaction to look.

One dancer came up right next to me. Really heaux? All this [email protected] space and your right next to me? Well she was stark naked and then next thing I know she lift her leg up, p*ssy just all in the air and I'm slightly high so I'm not sure whether to laugh, stare or wtf to do. Like really bish???

Club here dancers keep clothes on so only "action" is in dressing room.

KaraLynn
08-17-2016, 12:53 PM
This one girl put her chair right in front of where my phone was charging and sat there so I had to maneuver around her to check it. She then says something like, "I don't know why you're all over me right now, I ain't lez"

I was like, "That's cool, but you ARE blocking my charger"

LadyJezebel
08-17-2016, 11:15 PM
The same girls who complain every night about how money sucks, it gets worse every year, this sucks, etc.

I get it, its one of the absolute worst months of the year, it has been slow, we have to compete with cheap extras and cheap back page..and a lot of girls do say it has declined over the years..

But come on..there is still money to be made. Plenty of it especially in some areas. If you hustle and are hungry. And its always the saaaaaame girls.

indiegirl
12-15-2018, 07:40 PM
When I'm nice enough to share things with girls regularly and then they take advantage of my kindness and literally go into my bag and use my shit without asking. The same thing happened in college. I'm happy to share but don't say "she won't mind" and use my things without me knowing, lending it to another person as well because I'm trying to be nice. Gets me on my bad side.