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hot4ablackchick
09-08-2013, 06:08 PM
^^You just made me feel better.
My last shift, I did two hours of vip with a golfer who was there with his friends. We drank dom p and I could hear his friends doing coke in the other rooms and he pulled it out and did it as well..whatever I am not shocked by this anymore. But he had a colostomy bag that exploded, his shit was on the couch! EWWw dude this was so freakin gross, I dont think any got on me tho, idk how it didnt really... but he gave me like a 400 dollar tip and the vip ended early.
I then got another guy who I did an hour vip with, he was boring as hell, didnt talk and didnt want me to talk he just wanted me to work getting naked the whole damn time.. He tried putting his finger near my vag as if he was gonna finger me but I had to shut that shit down.
I then did dances with randoms all night, guys begging for my phone number, blah blah blah, nothing new or exciting..
renaissancelove
09-08-2013, 08:33 PM
After nearly 4 years of drinking on the job, I decided to finally do it sober.
Last Saturday night was my first weekend night completely sober, and it was the best night of my entire career. =D 5 hours in VIP with a fabulous man who was hands off AND a fantastic tipper.
And I was sober for it =D
shanna dior
09-09-2013, 02:11 PM
^Way to go RL!!!
Aniela
09-09-2013, 04:41 PM
Last Thursday: one of those nites you'd swear it was a full moon for all the weirdness, but my calendar says it was a new moon :shrug:
- no real $$ until abt 1.30 a.m. I get random rain $$ from a guy at the stage. God bless my dj for recognising him & switching my song choice at the last min.
- got dances w/ one guy, we went to his friend to finish paying me(both of them total sweethearts) & the friend decided he wanted dances w/ me too. Didn't hear of it til I was literally pulling out of the parking lot & saw the bouncer waving me back. Went back in & mgr says it wasn't me they wanted, but doorgirl & bouncer show up w/ the guy pointing to me & saying otherwise :) didn't realise until I started dancing for him I still had my trainers on, not heels (oh shit) but thought if the waitress can do (topless) dances in trainers then so can I. Afterward mgr is pissed, b/c apparently I shouldn't have come back & danced for the guy after clocking out b/c it's 'unfair to the other girls' (how???? He wanted me!) & the no-heels dancing thing is a fireable offence, 'but I won't fire you for it'. Now I'm a bit afraid he's going to hold that over my head.
Last Fri: vip w/ a military mechanic who gave me sm Afghani $$ as a souvenir on top of vip payment & tips. Best nite $$-wise I've had in forever.
Last nite: expecting big $$$ b/c of the football game, but Dallas won, so the high rolling NY/NJ guys were nowhere to be found, replaced by cheap Texans. Made less than I have the last three Sundays & most of it came from rubbing this one guy's back & shoulders for $10/song.
summerbre
09-09-2013, 07:17 PM
Worked on Sunday night, the club was surprisingly Dead after a really busy Fri/Sat. No one wanted to come out after football, I guess.
Met a customer that fell head-over-heels for me but had no money, which sucked because I misread him and pulled a slow hustle (the couple he came with got 3 hours in the Champagne room the night before). He promised to come back Thursday with more money to do some VIP time, however, so we'll see.
Sat with a bunch of Kuwait Airlines pilots who weren't getting dances or tipping. I asked the DJ to play hip hop for them and never went back to their table. Randomly, much later in the night, they came to my stage and made it rain with $70 ones, then left immediately.
Table of rich coworkers that arrived in a limo come in. Apparently they spent all their money at another club earlier in the week, so they just got a bottle of Scotch and hardly did any dances. I seemed to be their favorite, because 3 guys got dances from me that didn't get dances from any other girls, but I slipped on my hustle and accidentally asked (jokingly) if one of them was a sociopath. He got extremely offended at my perfectly logical question, because apparently it is a sensitive subject for him, because APPARENTLY he is accused regularly of being a sociopath. Then he tells me he often has to "examine peoples' facial expressions to figure out the right things to say," since he "lacks empathy." So, you know. At least I know I can still read people.
Met a super hot, super broke 30-something. We looked mutually familiar to each other and couldn't figure out why. I'm still questioning whether or not we've drunkenly made out/danced out at a club before, which is a terrible thing to not remember.
Met a guy who I was practically neighbors with when I was a kid, in a different city. It was a weird turn-on for him, so he got a single, solitary dance.
Another night with a grand total of 25 customers in the door over the course of 9 hours. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
_princess
09-11-2013, 11:13 AM
my last shift, last night,
i had this AMAZING new customer come in, first big catch at my new club. its maybe the forth time he's been in to see me... he's a joy to spend time with, so respectful, we have a lot in common, and he's a GREAT tipper. like, four hours in the champagne room and he still hands me a wad of hundreds after. it was half off champagne night so we stayed in the back longer than we would ordinarily, but he let me pull some of the other girls in back for dances here and there. i like to spread it around if i can, and it keeps it interesting for the guy.
by the time we were done it was late, i squeezed in one more stage set for two cheap tippers, did one more lapdance, and then it was basically time to close.
was feeling kinda drunk by that time, my favorite bouncer drove me home so i didnt have to drive. :)
one of the best nights ive ever had, i reeeeeaaally hope i can hold onto this new guy for as long as possible.
chanzep
09-13-2013, 09:17 PM
Tonight was super slow, The first few hours sucked then it was just ok!at least Im getting good at getting in the zone without drinking on the weekends.
whirlerz
09-14-2013, 03:13 AM
I could hear his friends doing coke in the other rooms and he pulled it out and did it as well..whatever I am not shocked by this anymore. But he had a colostomy bag that exploded, his shit was on the couch! EWWw dude this was so freakin gross, I dont think any got on me tho, idk how it didnt really... but he gave me like a 400 dollar tip and the vip ended early.
..
Last Thursday: one of those nites you'd swear it was a full moon for all the weirdness, but my calendar says it was a new moon :shrug:
thought if the waitress can do (topless) dances in trainers then so can I. Afterward mgr is pissed, b/c apparently I shouldn't have come back & danced for the guy after clocking out b/c it's 'unfair to the other girls' (how???? He wanted me!) & the no-heels dancing thing is a fireable offence, 'but I won't fire you for it'. Now I'm a bit afraid he's going to hold that over my head.
Last nite: expecting big $$$ b/c of the football game, but Dallas won, so the high rolling NY/NJ guys were nowhere to be found, replaced by cheap Texans.
AVA - Sooooooooo GROSS! Aniela -- New moons have strong intensity, similar to full moons:)
Aniela
09-14-2013, 03:23 AM
AVA - Sooooooooo GROSS! Aniela -- New moons have strong intensity, similar to full moons:)
Hey, I learn smtg new every nite! :graduate:
Aniela
09-14-2013, 03:30 AM
My last shift: clumsy x 100 it felt like. Got started early too - this lady came to tip me first song of my first stage set. I was upside down, slow song, chillin, & she came up in a blind spot. I brought my leg around to spin a little & my platform caught her right upside the head! I felt so bad for it, & She took it well enough in stride, but they left right after tipping me. At least I sent her home w/ an interesting story.
We have those wide cardboardy ceiling tiles over the main stage, & the ones around the poles have been knocked out by girls doing pole tricks, resulting in holes large enough for the girls to climb up into & disappear when we're feeling cheeky. One guy paid me $20 just to climb into the ceiling.
It was slow as fuck esp on a Fri, practically dead by closing. One young guy who had gotten a dance from me earlier, I spent a good bit of the last 30 min learning salsa & meringue dancing from him. He was a sweetheart & hot too :blush:
shanna dior
09-14-2013, 06:21 AM
My last shift I was a bill short of making a G but my friend was literally pushing me to the DR because she wanted to go get dinner, so I didn't get to close that gap. Not working until next Saturday either because of a vanilla work trip, but I'm kind of looking forward to the extended break from the club!
_princess
09-14-2013, 12:22 PM
my last shift, Wednesday, only a few guys walked into the club from when i got there till close. ten girls on, but still more girls than customers. everyone was really cheap, no motivation to buy, even on the 2-for-1 promos. sad. everyone was bitching about it and each other all night. i did one lap dance all night, and managed to prod some guy with expensive shoes on at the bar to give me a $20 tip after talking to him until he had to go home. that plus a few stray dollars on stage, grand total of $63 dollars. after house, a $13 dollar night.... thank god for regulars.
Babybuns
09-14-2013, 01:29 PM
worked last night in houston (believe it or not) at this whole in the wall club but made $500 from 8pm-11pm danced for several guys they all just wanted one dance and jump right into trying to suck me or hands in the g string and asking for sex..made most of my money off this lonely guy who was from out of town i worked for it just danced and danced but his breath was awful and at one point he tried pulling out his thing of course. *sigh* typical for htown...the things we have to put up wiith as dancers
chanzep
09-14-2013, 09:19 PM
Tonight was better was able to be in the zone straight away, the last 2 hours were dead but I still managed to squeeze in more dances, I feel so much better not drinking now even if the night seems longer.
Aniela
09-27-2013, 01:14 AM
Tonite I called out this bitch(customer) who came up to tip w/ one of the guys from her table. The guy was the one doing most of the tipping, & I saw her pull a 'slide back a bill when the stripper's not looking & retip her'. I was pissed off for the girl, called her out on it & she didn't even try to deny it. Wanted to know what my problem was, since they spent oh-so-much tonite & I must be jealous since none of it was on me(one of them wanted my company & I left quietly when he turned out to be a timewaster), & would it make me happy if she went back & handed the poor stripper a $10?
I told her yes, go tip the girl a bloody $10, since she's up there working hard for your slimy ass. She went back to the girl onstage, Idk what passed between them or if the girl was made aware of our little pissing match, but the bitch came looking for me a few minutes later & claimed to have tipped her a $5. Good for you, sry princess but I'm fresh out of medals. Then she literally got in my face, Close enough I had to step back, & said 'I used to be a stripper too so I don't know what your fking problem is, ho.' If you used to dance, then you should know better.
ameena
09-27-2013, 07:48 AM
My last shift was weird. It was completely dead with maybe 10 customers collectively throughout the day. No one was making money except for this one girl whom I'll mention later. Managed to persuade an older-ish looking gentleman to the VIP where throughout the 4 songs I gave him, kept trying to convince me to give him a hand job for $100. I kept politely saying that I don't do extras. We ended at the 4th song once he realized he wasn't getting anywhere, but then paid me for 8 songs. I had a moral dilemma where I thought about giving him back the extra money or if I should just keep it since he was kind of a pain in the ass. I ended up keeping it, he should have counted/not pushed for more with me. Then a regular I had a couple of years ago came in. I had issues with this guy stalking me and following me home in the past, etc. I told him I can't dance for him because of his earlier behaviour but he apologized profusely and gave me $300 just to sit with him plus $40 stage tip. Then when I was in the change room getting ready to go home, the woman I mentioned earlier went on this speech about why and how she does extras and it's the only way to make money these days and I should do it too and she loves it and hates it, etc etc etc. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I had made almost $500 doing only 4 clean dances the entire day and that I don't need to do extras to make money. I think the moment where you have to do extras for money is the moment where your career as a dancer is done. It doesn't bother me too much that other women do it because it doesn't really interfere with my money and it weeds out the guys who I don't want to dance for, but it bothers me when women feel like it's their only way to survive and they hate themselves for it in the end. This job is supposed to be fun and liberating, but for some who have made their choices, it's the opposite.
tuesdaymarie
09-27-2013, 03:42 PM
I got ripped off $200 Wednesday, and my manager didn't give a shit. I got upset and tried to leave early, and he tried to fine me $100, so I walked out. Started to go to a new club this morning, realized I left my shoes at home halfway there. Regrouped and went to another club for midshift, and they had these fucked contracts making girls sign away rights to every sue them, join a class action suit, or say the club or its employees are responsible in any way for any prostitution that goes on there. They also now do schedules, so I couldn't work tonight. Home again and going to a third club at 8:30. Redbull: engage.
tuesdaymarie
09-27-2013, 05:43 PM
I forgot to add that while leaving the second club, I asked one of the guys working there if there were any nearby places that hired without schedules he knew of. Conversation was as follows:
"Well... you play?"
"Uh, no."
"Oh, well my boy works down at G-Spot by the airport and you'd make some money there."
"If I 'played?'"
"Yeah, you know."
"Well, I don't, so there aren't any clean dancers there?"
"Come on now girl, you workin' at strip clubs, and you wanna say you don't play?"
"Two years stripping now, and I've never had sex for money."
"FO' REAL?"
"Scout's honor..."
"Aw, shit girl. I gotta shake yo' hand for that."
And shake my hand he did.
That, ladies and gents, is the reaction girls who don't prostitute in Houston get.
shanna dior
09-27-2013, 05:49 PM
^Fuck managers who don't do anything about rip-off customers. I had that happen once and went down to the dressing room to be upset off the floor. Once I had regained my composure and was about to head back up, the manager had the nerve to ask for my house fee, which I would have had if he had done something earlier. So much rage.
Nina_
09-28-2013, 01:50 AM
Fell asleep in CR again... it was probably only for like 10 mins but still. ::)
chanzep
09-28-2013, 05:40 PM
Did a middle shift tonight eurgh never again on a weekend did not get busy until I was leaving and now I will be awake all night anyway.
summerbre
09-28-2013, 06:18 PM
Had a great customer who's a Physicist, hoping to turn him into a regular, although he wasn't much of a high roller. He was there early, so I'm thinking he would be a great regular to start the shift out with. He got 3 dances and paid me for 5, then tipped me $20s on stage. And... During the dances, he got hard, and dear lord did that man have an OUTRAGEOUSLY huge cock. Thick, and halfway to his knee - I shit you not. I don't really grind during lap dances - switch positions a lot, mostly air dance, but his dick was so big that I couldn't avoid it. I hate admitting that it made me attracted to him, but it did. The fact that he was nice and intelligent and spending money probably helped, too.
Then some jackass lawyer that comes in a lot smacked my leg hard enough to bruise and bring tears to my eyes. It pissed me off so much that I left early, and it turned me off from working for the weekend. Can't handle the weekend crowd with the mind frame I'm in right now. Thankfully summer slump is officially over, so the coming week nights will hopefully be more lucrative than they have been recently. :)
simone87
09-28-2013, 06:18 PM
had some guatemalan guy try and finger my asshole, unzip his pants so he could "put it inside" ( barf!!), and then try and pay me with a very small dime bag for the torture i had to go through..grrr
Aniela
09-29-2013, 10:59 AM
Had a guy come quietly to my stage at the beginning of my shift & leave me an origami snail. I teased him abt it as he set it down, saying 'That's cheating!' b/c they are so adorable I nvr want to take them apart. Ended up going to sit w/ him, he was mostly just sitting in the corner folding origami animals out of singles to tip the dancers. When I arrived at his table he had an origami elephant waiting just for me, sitting on top of a small paper box that I think he made as well. You might think he was a little strange but he was actually such a sweetheart. When I had to go on stage he told me to take the little box along w/ my elephant, & be sure to look inside. There was a $20 folded up inside it. He later tipped me $40 just to sit for a few songs & chat.
Also saw a former waitress from my last club, & spent a little time catching up w/ her. It made my nite to see her since I am moving nxt wk. Didn't spend anything besides tipping me onstage, which I didn't care too much since it was still pretty slow at that point, but I did have my one&only alcoholic drink, Moet Rose w/ a little cranberry. I called it my retirement drink.
Club later got packed, but it was too many ppl & not enough spenders. I busted my ass on stage & had four separate ppl tell me as I walked past to the other stages that they thought I was the shit, but they 'just really didn't feel like getting up to tip.' :bomb: seriously, you're going to brag abt your laziness to dancers who are dripping sweat to entertain your ass? Only one of those jackwagons actually tipped me.
Everyone was having to pull teeth to get $$, I was worn out & left at midnite since I still had to drive to my home club across town & clean out my locker, then drive back across town to get home.
tuesdaymarie
09-29-2013, 11:13 AM
^Retirement from that area, or retirement for good? I would love origami tips...
Aniela
09-29-2013, 02:19 PM
^Retirement from that area, or retirement for good? I would love origami tips...
Retirement from dancing. An aviation opportunity came my way recently & I am moving to VA this wk to take it, so this will be my last wk dancing :D
whirlerz
09-29-2013, 02:31 PM
Retirement from dancing. An aviation opportunity came my way recently & I am moving to VA this wk to take it, so this will be my last wk dancing :D
Well congrats!..I hope you're still gonna be with SW though
Aniela
09-29-2013, 02:47 PM
Well congrats!..I hope you're still gonna be with SW though
Thnx :hug: def not retiring from SW!
zivlet
09-29-2013, 08:17 PM
Tuesday was a new club, liked it, felt comfy-want to swtich clubs now. Friday back at usual club, absolute RUBBISH! left early with £100.Was lucky to get that. A regular who's fallen for me came in and told me notfor dances as he 'likes me too much' Grrr. Managed a £20 out of him, deadened-not going to bother with him any longer, he used to spend about £150 at least. Decided to go back to the new club next weekend.
My last shift.... I almost didn't go in. Was fed up of things, and tired and thought 'Ah fuck it' told my boyfriend that if I fell asleep, to not wake me.
But he did, so I had a strop then thought ah I'm awake now I may as well go in to my usual club. I had a text from the new club saying that if I went there, they'd pay my £30 cancellation fee to usual club. I couldnt be bothered sorting out travel and stuff for somewhere new, though.
Went into usual club, did a couple of £20 dances, texted a regular and told him it was probably going to be my last shift as I was fed up with the club, he came in spent £40 and declared his undying love.
His friend who also likes me spent £50... Then another guy who likes my body and strength (I'm not toned by any means, just have muscular arms and legs from running) bought an £80 and spent it all feeling my calves and biceps and watching my on the pole in the VIP room.Left with £230.
I usually drive to work nowadays but I'm so fed up with that club, I begged a bouncer to let me stay at his so I could have a few drinks. Meant I had to stay over but was worth it-I honestly don';t think I could have done a single dance sober.Stripclub politics are doing my head in.
tuesdaymarie
09-30-2013, 06:35 PM
Retirement from dancing. An aviation opportunity came my way recently & I am moving to VA this wk to take it, so this will be my last wk dancing :D
Oh my gosh. I am so jealous. Congratulations and best of luck with the new adventure!
Aniela
10-01-2013, 07:51 PM
My last shift also turned out to be my final shift, & my main entertainment came from goofing around onstage & practicing pole tricks w/ the other girls. I made a decent amt, altho only half of my goal for the nite. Slowish nite since everyone was out at the ballgame, then the Rangers fans came in after & were generally inconsolable.
Sat down w/ a Mexican, one of those punks that makes a show of getting a stack of singles from the waitress & displaying it on the table. I figured he was going to be a timewaster but there weren't any better prospects so I gave him a try. Immediately he started firing off questions, getting more & more personal, then asked if I had a boyfriend while reaching up to try & cop a feel. I dug a fingernail into his hand (I'd broken my nail earlier so it was all jagged) & told him that was none of his business; he literally threw me off his lap. All this took less than one song, so at least I didn't lose any time w/ him.
As I was dressing out at the end of the nite, heard an extras girl throwing a tantrum over having been dumb enough to leave her locker unlocked & sm1 nicked $20 from her. Couldn't help not feeling bad for her.
tuesdaymarie
10-02-2013, 09:07 AM
I witnessed lots of fucked up things yesterday, but I will only share one:
A permanently cross-eyed 38-year-old with the body of a poorly maintained 57-year-old wearing no makeup and boasting three divorces illegally flashed vag to the two decent-looking mid-thirties fellows she had been "entertaining" and who were waiting for her upstairs while she was on stage. Her eyebrows were about a half-inch long, and she was unattractive in every conceivable way. She told me she has never done this job sober, and when I declined shots on account of the fact that I don't drink anymore, she promptly demanded to know what drugs I was on instead. This was at a "club for gentlemen," as the manager is eager to remind all.
Aniela
10-03-2013, 06:19 AM
^^^^ :eek: :ill:
Aurora14
10-03-2013, 07:41 AM
Last night was my first night dancing in almost 2 months. While it was uneventful, it went surprisingly well. I spent the first 3 hours getting drunk with furniture customers and made about $250 in the next 3 hours. My manager had been trying to get me to work Wednesdays forever, but my BF always had class that day until this semester. There were only 5 of us working, but it was perfect. It was pretty much 1 customer per girl all night (plus a few customers that were non LD regulars), until the last hour. It seems Wednesday is a small crowd, but EVERYONE is SPENDING money. Even the furniture. I only had 1 customer not tip or offer to buy a drink.
In between LDs I would play games with the customers. One played poker with his ones. You pick 5 numbers from the serial # to be your "hand". Highest hand wins. You keep what you win. Later I was seeing what I could carry under my boobs. My last customers stacked ones under them. When they got to the end of their stack they were like "If you can walk with them under there to the bar and back you keep it all. Otherwise we get it." Meh, why not? Easy $30.
I think I like Wednesday. Maybe I'll put i some effort next week.
chanzep
10-03-2013, 06:51 PM
I am happy tonight, was v busy for a Thursday and I never drink anymore.
chanzep
10-05-2013, 09:38 PM
Tonight was not good for me could not get in the zone at all, that's what I get for forcing myself to do more days!, I dont know why but in this place 3 days a week is cool and 4 is pushing it this week I did 5! and only had 3 good days grr. was busy too but I was just too tired and annoyed blah!
shanna dior
10-06-2013, 06:41 AM
In the middle of doing dance, my last customer yesterday said he hoped I wouldn't get taken away by aliens. Nothing in the conversation as going anywhere near that direction and when I started to giggle, he gave me a look and I know he meant it in all seriousness. People are weeeeeeird. But harmless. Basically all harmless customers yesterday. Good money, good girls working, good staff, good shift!
Nina_
10-06-2013, 01:59 PM
Did a middle shift tonight eurgh never again on a weekend did not get busy until I was leaving and now I will be awake all night anyway.
I used to do mid-shifts on occasion at a couple other clubs I worked at and they were usually very decent. But I didn't do them on Saturday's. During weekdays there's a solid day crowd, but on Saturdays, it was slow during the day so it wasn't worth doing a mid-shift for.
shanna dior
10-06-2013, 02:06 PM
^I find the same thing at my club/in my city. Weekday mid-shift? Awesome because of the afterwork crowd. Saturdays though? I choose death. It's awful from 6-11.
Amira702
10-06-2013, 03:56 PM
My last shift was worse than 3 of my worst summer shifts combined.
tempest666
10-06-2013, 04:09 PM
Last night wasn't too bad...I hate not being able to work in Philly but my main club is 7 mins from my house so I'm stuck there until the Hyundai is out of the shop.
My last shift was great, it was like shooting fish in a barrel,LBS. I loooove easy sales nights!
shanna dior
10-10-2013, 10:14 AM
I'm done tipping my DJ after my last shift. Girls don't really tip here, but I've always given my DJ an extra $15 when I've signed in because he keeps an eye out for me and will skip me on stage if I'm in the back. It's rare that it happens since management doesn't like it and I pay attention to the rotation to avoid it, but it was still a worthwhile tip. There have been two shifts now where, despite my tips and the DJ complaining about skipping girls in hopes of a tip that never comes, where he's called me up on stage from the back. The most recent time, I had literally just got back there and it was a super quiet day with many girls just sitting around on the floor doing nothing. He said he was sorry, but I was not impressed.
Amira702
10-12-2013, 04:10 PM
My last shift was awesome, thank God, because now I have the flu and who knows when I will be able to work again.
chanzep
10-12-2013, 09:03 PM
Tonight was quiet yesterday was great, its normally the other way around.
athletic1
10-12-2013, 09:42 PM
"But he had a colostomy bag that exploded!"=My OCD would have kicked in....you're a TROOPER!
^^LMAO, it was horrible,eww!!
freckles
10-13-2013, 08:08 AM
I worked yesterday from 2-8.
It was dead, as there was a Bama game and a big car show exravaganza somewhere... There were 6 customers in the club the whole time I was there, and 4 girls including me. They were really nice girls, though, fun to talk to & not skeezy like so many others, so we just sat at the bar and shot the shit with the bartender (also a sweetheart) for most of the day.
I sold 2 commission drinks, so made a whopping $20 off that, and one dance... for $28. That's right, $28. He was another Indian guy (they LOVE me, must be the red hair). I pulled that dance out of him so hard... he was the only customer in the place at the time & it took like 30 freaking minutes to sell him... he was NOT down for the 2 for $50 deal, but FINALLY agreed to the 1 for $30. That is the very first time someone has ever chosen the 1 for $30...
As I'm dancing for him, he tells me I look 35, just like that. I tell him he looks 45. Then he asks if he can sniff my boobs. I tell him to sit on his hands, close his mouth, and sniff away. "Mmmmmmmmm oh my god", he says. Ugh.
Another dude tips me $12 on stage & tells me my scar on my freshly-operated boob looks "shitty". The thing is 6 weeks old... When I go to thank him for tipping, he asks me to sit, buys me a drink, and proceeds to tell me that he is 30 and has a 19-year-old son... that he knocked up his 23-year-old babysitter when he was 10, and the baby was born when he was 11. If it was a lie, it was some lie.
As I'm on stage one last time, just trying to get the fuck outta there, a silver fox type comes & tips me $20 and says, "you're the prettiest thing I've seen in here in a very long time", and then leaves.
I'm like, "Come baaaaack!" :)
Anyhoo, I left with a big $75 after tipping out... just enough to get my oil changed & take my kids to the Chinese buffet they have been whining about, so not a total loss.
freckles
10-13-2013, 08:10 AM
I worked yesterday from 2-8.
It was dead, as there was a Bama game and a big car show exravaganza somewhere... There were 6 customers in the club the whole time I was there, and 4 girls including me. They were really nice girls, though, fun to talk to & not skeezy like so many others, so we just sat at the bar and shot the shit with the bartender (also a sweetheart) for most of the day.
I sold 2 commission drinks, so made a whopping $20 off that, and one dance... for $28. That's right, $28. He was another Indian guy (they LOVE me, must be the red hair). I pulled that dance out of him so hard... he was the only customer in the place at the time & it took like 30 freaking minutes to sell him... he was NOT down for the 2 for $50 deal, but FINALLY agreed to the 1 for $30. That is the very first time someone has ever chosen the 1 for $30...
As I'm dancing for him, he tells me I look 35, just like that. I tell him he looks 45. Then he asks if he can sniff my boobs. I tell him to sit on his hands, close his mouth, and sniff away. "Mmmmmmmmm oh my god", he says. Ugh. "Thanks", he says and leaves quickly before I can even get my clothes back on. The money is on the table in front of me... $28. I guess he really needed that $2. Fucker.
Another dude tips me $12 on stage & tells me my scar on my freshly-operated boob looks "shitty". The thing is 6 weeks old... When I go to thank him for tipping, he asks me to sit, buys me a drink, and proceeds to tell me that he is 30 and has a 19-year-old son... that he knocked up his 23-year-old babysitter when he was 10, and the baby was born when he was 11. If it was a lie, it was some lie.
As I'm on stage one last time, just trying to get the fuck outta there, a silver fox type comes & tips me $20 and says, "you're the prettiest thing I've seen in here in a very long time", and then leaves.
I'm like, "Come baaaaack!" :)
Anyhoo, I left with a big $75 after tipping out... just enough to get my oil changed & take my kids to the Chinese buffet they have been whining about, so not a total loss.