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precise212
10-13-2014, 01:23 AM
I am so happy for you! (Ya tak rada za tebya!) Great story- wishing you a really wonderful marriage!
LexiConn
10-13-2014, 02:41 AM
Horrible night. Weird as fuck customers, just weird. as. fuck.
tempest666
10-13-2014, 04:02 AM
Tonight was REALLY great. There was a birthday party in and the birthday boy wanted me to slap him on the face and kick him. He kept tipping me 20's on top of it. :D
BarbieNYC
10-13-2014, 06:28 AM
Congratulations kirakonstantin! What a lovely story. I wish you a wonderful wedding and marriage.
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My last shift was Saturday and it was bad bad bad. My first bad night at the new club. Walked out with $200 after tip outs and taxi. The weekends are awesome at this club so I was very surprised. Still, can't complain as it's definitely more than I walked in with.
wednesday86
10-13-2014, 07:52 AM
Last night was actually good for me. I made more $ in my first HOUR on a slow Sunday night than I did all Saturday night. I'm thinking I should switch to week nights instead.
The only negative was during my last dance the guy pulled his dick out! I had my back turned and I saw him rummaging around down there..I figured he was adjusting himself like a lot of guys do. I turned around and saw it! My reaction? "Oh my god is that your wiener?!" followed by giggling like a 12 year old. He was all embarrassed, tried to play it off like an "accident" and put it away, apologizing profusely. I finished by giving him an air dance. He kept apologizing at the end, tipped me and ran to the bathroom. Hahaa!
I feel like I should be more traumatized by this... I need to gtfo of these Chicago clubs y'all.
newb2
10-14-2014, 07:54 PM
I had my first shift in copenhagen and it was awesome
i ended up making about £450 in dances, vips and drink/champagne commission and it wasn't hard at all
i hope most/all shifts are like this
KikiGem
10-14-2014, 08:56 PM
My last shift was a double. I did well, not as much as I deserved or wanted for 15 hours of hustling in painful heels. Timing was NOT on my side- either caught a lot of guys too early when they were just trying to 'chill' or too late as they were 'leaving'. Did a table dance for a total douche who was praising me the whole time, then handed me $20 and basically told me to fuck off immediately after I was done. I knew immediately he was an asshole but still.
During the hour of shift change, the club was dead but there were two guys who weren't spending. After one girl got off her set, nobody having tipped her, these guys had the nerve to clap. She yelled "fucking assholes!" at them. They were terrified and wanted a bouncer to walk them out because they thought they would get jumped in the parking lot! What she did was totally unprofessional, and she overreacted (we all have sets in which the club is dead and nobody tips) but still- I love her for getting rid of two gawkers who sat facing the stage yet did not tip a single dollar.
That reminds me, I don't think I will ever give table dances again. You can set your own prices for table dances but good luck getting anyone to cough up more than the $10 minimum! I think table dances are just really fucking stupid- I look and feel like an idiot with my ass bent over a foot away from your face, doing the same moves because I can't touch/sit with you like in private.
Plus, now every nearby freeloader is staring at me doing my lame thing. And also, I bet guys feel like a king this way- didn't have to get up, beer in hand with a girl bending over in front of him, and he didn't pay really anything for it. Maybe I'm being dramatic but this feels like the embodiment of misogyny! Plus I'm not here to stroke egos or make guys feel any better about themselves than they already do.
Also I decided to drop Monday doubles- only days now. I'm too burnt to keep my momentum at it's prime for 15 hours, therefore I don't make as much as I should and I miss school the next day. After months of trying to accomplish this, the managers *finally* freed me from that four-shift crap and are letting me do 3 a week. Now maybe it won't take me another year to finish school, praise the lerd lol!
arielbriel
10-14-2014, 11:56 PM
Made $400 off of one guy who hands out hundreds like it's his job and another $100 off some stinky indian guy who tried to pretend he didn't have the $60 to give to me lol and some random. Left at 2, club was dead. WAH..
kirakonstantin
10-15-2014, 12:58 AM
I ended up going back tonight. My dad is too sick for me to move right now and I can't sit at home and do nothing. So, I bought another pair of shoes this morning and went to work. Shitty, dead night but I managed to make some money and got my mind off everything, so I'm happy about that. Otherwise, I'm just helping my mom and killing time until my dad comes home and doesn't need 24 hour care.
newb2
10-15-2014, 01:48 AM
Last night was actually good for me. I made more $ in my first HOUR on a slow Sunday night than I did all Saturday night. I'm thinking I should switch to week nights instead.
The only negative was during my last dance the guy pulled his dick out! I had my back turned and I saw him rummaging around down there..I figured he was adjusting himself like a lot of guys do. I turned around and saw it! My reaction? "Oh my god is that your wiener?!" followed by giggling like a 12 year old. He was all embarrassed, tried to play it off like an "accident" and put it away, apologizing profusely. I finished by giving him an air dance. He kept apologizing at the end, tipped me and ran to the bathroom. Hahaa!
I feel like I should be more traumatized by this... I need to gtfo of these Chicago clubs y'all.
lol! at least he apologised and put it away! most guys would be dicks (pun intended) about it
chanzep
10-15-2014, 06:04 PM
work was dead tonight grr.
shanna dior
10-15-2014, 06:26 PM
The club was pretty darn dead yesterday. There was a tiny lunch rush and then absolutely fuck all until maybe 5pm. One of the club furnitures (who even referred to himself as such lol) was surprisingly generous with me and half my money came from him. I somehow managed to leave fairly happy, though I was surprised at how much I made given the state of the club during the day. This is supposed to be our busy season, and I'm disappointed that it hasn't started properly picking up yet.
Selina M
10-15-2014, 09:49 PM
Lots of weirdos today, most notably a guy who followed me around the club. At one point, he was staring so blatantly that he creeped out my customer and I both enough that I stopped dancing after 1 song. I even made eye contact with him and shot him some glares; he jumped a little, averted his eyes, and then went back at it when I looked away. I was not happy.
Then he finally talked to me, and had the nerve to offer me $100 for an hour. I laughed at him. Did the math for him; 15-20 songs an hour at $10 a pop on the floor is $150-$200. He just kept repeating that he has "regular" girls and he doesn't want them to find out that I got more money from him. I bid him adieu and he left the club, thank God.
Otherwise, pretty dead. Had a brief rush with some very nice customers but $10 dances are killing me. I feel so inferior sometimes to all you girls, and then I remember that I have to charge half what most of you do.
arielbriel
10-16-2014, 01:13 AM
Better than yesterday but still not good enough, I did not hit even my low goal. :(
lol1337a
10-16-2014, 01:59 AM
^^I've been on a 'sabbatical,' but I've heard the start of busy season has been underwhelming for a lot of dancers in our area so far. My last shift was the worst I've had all year TBH. Maybe something to do with stocks? Hope it picks up soon!
newb2
10-16-2014, 03:00 AM
second shift here and it was terrible
there was hardly any customers, the only customers who bought dances and champagne were these two guys who came in just as I had to go on stage :(
there were two other customers who bought me and another girl a couple drinks each so I got commission off that and then two other young guys who were super weird and only bought a drink for themselves and left (when I told them I was english they said that they didn't know there were black people in england LOL)
a couple girls didn't even get a drink so at least it wasn't just me
one of the girls did warn me that the night would probably be shit since yesterday was so good
xStacey
10-16-2014, 10:14 AM
... Saw one of my regulars after 3 months at another club. Talked a little about what happened in our lives in the past couple of months. I said I tried out some clubs and left one of them after 1 shift bc almost all of the girls were offering blowjobs, sex and I wasn't comfortable with that. I guess all he heard was blowjob because when I started dancing for him he quickly interrupted me and asked: Can you give me a blowjob? -_-
When I clearly said 2 mins ago I wasn't comfortable with that and that's why I left the place. Stupid 19 years old guy (especially since I've known him for almost 1 year now, I've never offered him extras and he's never asked for any until yesterday)
ImmoralAllure
10-16-2014, 01:21 PM
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kirakonstantin
10-16-2014, 01:41 PM
Last night was mostly slow. Got a lot of interest... from guys with no money, but still did ok. My usual hangout place was disturbed by a dancer doing some heavy extras, visible to anyone walking by. I mean, hj, bj, toe sucking... all right there for everyone to see. Another dancer and I were so skeeved out that we ran to the DR. Of course, this dancer is one of the dancers whos SO against extras and goes on and on about how nasty it is. What a fucking hippocrite!
It was just a weird night all around.
chanzep
10-16-2014, 04:33 PM
Today was good at the dive, had 2 guys who came in just for me and both tipped and asked about what other days Im working. was busy too.
wednesday86
10-17-2014, 07:18 AM
Last night was sllloooooow and a lot of girls made no $. I didn't make squat until 12 or so. This Mexican kid fell in love with me for some reason and spent $350 on lap dances, where we just talked and I helped him with his English. Plus his tipped me on top of dances and made it rain on me on stage several times. I made all my $ from him..didn't get a single dance from anyone else but I'm not complaining!
Also gave him my # (I was a little drunk.) I don't even know if he's regular material but Turkish dude stood me up again. I think I'm just going to let this phone card expire and buy a new phone with a new #. Mexican guy has already started blowing my phone up with texts in Spanish. Ugh...
KikiGem
10-17-2014, 06:13 PM
^^ In response to a lot of girls saying it has been dead... this must be a common thing right now! I'm also surprised as now is the busy season for most clubs. I keep hearing about how it's supposed to get soo busy yet I have yet to see.
Good news in my club anyway, we have wayy fewer girls than any other time I can remember. And a lot of our dayshift girls kinda approach each day with 'meh' and hang out smoking or in the DR. I've been lucky to break my bare minimum each day shift so far but I'm nervous that could change at the drop of a hat.
ImmoralAllure
10-17-2014, 11:54 PM
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kirakonstantin
10-18-2014, 12:59 AM
It was up and down, but I banked like crazy. Regulars and a bachelor party. Yay.
So. Fucking. Tired. But I made enough to take tomorrow off, so Im happy.
tempest666
10-18-2014, 01:45 AM
Made out ok tonight despite it being Douchebag Central. I've been playing it safe and wearing my wig.
chanzep
10-18-2014, 05:45 AM
last night did the dive which I never do on the weekends but was covering a shift plus the club has not been good of recent, it was good made my aim, and got home at a decent hour, getting fed up of the club long hours and up and down. I hear club is bad in winter so might leave but can't be bothered to try out new places grr.
newb2
10-18-2014, 08:12 AM
last night was bad for a friday
apparently it's a holiday week here in denmark so things should get better next week
i hope tonight is good so I can make my week goal
chanzep
10-18-2014, 12:32 PM
^ I hope its good 4 u there and not bad like the UK.
newb2
10-18-2014, 01:25 PM
^ I hope its good 4 u there and not bad like the UK.
So far it's ok
My first night was my best so far but it's much easier to make money here I find
22lligm
10-18-2014, 04:47 PM
Wow last night was SO annoying! So many groups of guys just watching and one group was clearly not impressed by any of the dancers and they said it's because they're from New York and are used to more. I was so irritated I told them to 'go back to NY' lol why waste space in our club if you clearly aren't having a good time? And then one older customer said he wanted to do a VIP with me when I got off stage and when I went back to him and asked if he was ready he said he actually found someone else he likes and told me which one. I said okay then go talk to her and I left. He was offended by that but what did he want me to do go get her for him? Not my job! So just a lot of douchey customers. There was one guy who got a few dances and supposedly will be back next weekend and is bringing me a book, lol maybe he'll end up a regular? I ended the night with a champagne room so I was happy but still the club was full but with such annoying customers!
Laylalust
10-18-2014, 08:02 PM
Today was strange and terribly slow but I still walked with over my daily goal, mostly all from the owner who seems to have a thing for me. He gets dances from many of the girls but every Saturday I work he wants to pay me to spend time with him in the champagne room. I guess that's kind of weird but hey, I'm making money off him? There was a home game in town today so the club was pretty much dead otherwise, I wouldn't have made jack if it wasn't for him. I really like this club though, I like the other girls and Saturday day shift is a pretty fun shift. And I had a drink with my friend as she came on for night shift, so that was nice. :)
newb2
10-18-2014, 09:21 PM
One word to describe tonight; terrible. I was on zero until 4:50 (we close at 5) and a guy bought 4 songs
Also it only got busy at 5 so we had to leave an hour later at 6 ugh
My friend had 2 hours with a guy and on the third hour he wanted another girl so the bartender tried to get him to have me (bear in mind he hasn't even seen me nor do I know this is happening at this point) anyway he decided not to get another girl in the end
Disappointed but whatever
Next week is a new week (although it's not like this week was a write off)
ImmoralAllure
10-19-2014, 12:16 AM
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tempest666
10-19-2014, 12:31 AM
Worked at my "comfortable" club because I couldn't get a shift at Doubles. The night started out packed but with cheap assholes not tipping. Then it got a little packed with civilian vagina and company. I had a 22 year old flag me down and buy a string of lappers. Not a bad night but I miss the orderliness of DV.
lynn2009
10-19-2014, 12:56 AM
Friday night was terrible, I left with less than 100 for the first time ever. I almost BSed out of work, basically blacklisting myself to never go back to this club but I'm so glad I went in!! I didn't make bank, but I did leave with good money, guys were polite tonight, I got tipped well. I'm going to stop opening, I always want to get there asap thinking earlier nets more money but house fee is the same regardless and I just make no money until it's busier anyway. I also talked to a guy tonight who works for one of my old vanilla employers (different site so he didn't recognize me), which was to me just hilarious. Driving home I realized this is also the first shift I have worked completely sober! :) I took a prescription xanax when I got there (didn't really feel it but it's been helping me outside of the club) so I didn't drink all night. Around 25 min. before closing I almost got dressed to leave but went back out on the floor, approached a guy standing alone, we talked for 2 minutes before he asked if we were gonna go have fun together and I got a quick 80 bucks out of him! :)
fishielicious
10-19-2014, 08:42 AM
Yesterday was exhausting. I got there at noon and stayed till 10:00 and barely met my minimum requirement for feeling good about myself after work. I wouldn't have been there so late except around 8:00 I saw a regular I hadn't seen for a while and sat down with him. Usually he'll talk with me for a few minutes (I actually like talking to him usually) and buy three dances, so it's typically a nice way to close my day. Yesterday, though, he talked to me for two fucking hours! And still only bought 3 dances. I don't know why I let it keep going on so long. I always feel like a failure of a stripper when I let myself get distracted like that. I'm particularly beating myself up because just as I was sitting down with him I noticed another regular come up and sit at the table behind us. Made eye contact and everything and I was definitely planning on finishing my day up with him because the first guy usually is quick and easy (lol). Two hours later the second guy was still there but I was so exhausted and he is someone who I can always count on to talk up a boring ass storm and not tip on dances so I could not bring myself to spend another hour sitting with him when I'd been then ten hours already. Beating myself up for letting myself get distracted and waste all that time and lose all that money.
Oh and then as I was leaving (already in street clothes), I saw the second guy standing in the bar area close to the door. I was worried he was waiting for me, and he is the kind of guy who has pried a lot into my personal life before (asking my my real name, where I go to school, what neighborhood I live in, what car I drive, etc.--obviously I lied about all of the above, but still), so I dashed out the door hoping he didn't see me and then hid behind an Escalade near the valet stand for a minute watching the door to make sure he didn't come out lol. I felt extremely crazy, and also extremely pissed for the nth time that the club doesn't have bouncers walk us to our cars.
HallelujahHopkins
10-19-2014, 08:53 AM
I had a blast last night- stalled until late because I had awful period cramps- felt bloated and tired, the works. But once I got on the floor it was a fucking piece of cake with icecream and a cherry on top. Did a steady $100/hour. Did not speak to a single douche all night- had no unpleasant dances. Also ended up seeing a hot acquaintance of mine who paid me to get a dance with the most enchanting woman ever. I have a crazy crush on her and after she left the booth I may or may not have spazzed out and started bouncing up and down squealing with glee, blushing, and shaking him by the shoulders. Did not maintain scary dangerous vampire persona at all. Became a ten year old girl at a (whatever the kids are into these days) concert. I then bragged to all the staff and all the girls about it. Magical. (BTW she and I have a really similar style of seduction so fuck yeah).
I did a bunch of couples- fun and easy because I get to charge double for half the work. Also danced for an off duty veteran stripper who was complaining about being avoided elsewhere and getting shitty dances. She smiled the whole damn song and promptly recommended me to all her friends. I didn't ask for a single dance last night. People came up to me, or were waiting right outside the booths.
Stage was great too- made money from my first set on- had a fan section cheering whenever my name got called, and my old friend was blown away. This pony needs a few new tricks though for party nights, have get a couple inverts down to bust out for the make it rain crowd.
All in all I'm excited to go back tonight for my favorite mellow shift, and again Monday night for my favorite DJ. Hustling hard because I'm paying for my mother's exit exams this week, and I'm planning a really elaborate birthday for my honey. I hope everyone else gets some good juju blowing their way too.
wednesday86
10-19-2014, 09:11 AM
It was a little slow last night for a Saturday. It felt like a Thursday or Friday. I gave my dancer friend a ride (the only one I hang out with OTC) because her boyfriend needed to use her car. We planned to stay until 2 but she got an hour CR right as we were getting ready to leave so we stayed another hour..which was good because I ended up making another $100 anyway, plus she tipped me at the end for staying late.
This little pill popping bitch that no one likes was being super rude to me in the DR about my hair. I went from dark red to a sort of golden blonde. I'm slowly going platinum but I'm in hair limbo right now...She was high or whatever and starts yelling "Why is your hair all faded?! Who did that to you? I don't like it" Um...it's called bleach, sweetheart. I had it done professionally, and who the fuck asked you?
The other girls went off on her and it was hilarious.
My hair must not look THAT bad because I was getting dance after dance and did pretty well $ wise. I did not find that one magical guy to spend his whole paycheck on me, but almost everyone said "yes" so I can't complain. :)
chanzep
10-19-2014, 03:36 PM
Today was decent at the dive, the guy from last week came back in tipped me and ask what shifts Im doing this week, Im really starting to prefer the dive to the club, its less money but steady, the club has not been good since summer, Im making more at the dive which is bad, now Im at school for the first time in years can't deal with the stress and up and down of the club.
Prettyglitter
10-19-2014, 06:08 PM
My last shift was really good. I made way more than I've made any other night and I met some cool people. I ended up befriending a dancer (still proceeding with caution) but she let me stay the night at her place and said I could stay anytime. Pretty happy about that because I dreaded paying for a hotel for the weekend. We also discussed going on a minor strip trip so I'm pretty excited. Only issue is that I feel kinda bad because I haven't been telling her the whole truth about myself. I just really wanna keep my life and my dancing like totally separate. Like she thinks I go to another school :/ and doesn't know my real name. Anyway I felt good when I woke up this morning, not at all depressed or regretful like last weekend. :). And I've decided I'm probably only going to dance one or twice a month, I don't like being stressed or taken away from my school work. Also, I think by the second day in a row I'm kinda burnt out on the whole experience.
wednesday86
10-20-2014, 07:42 AM
Last night was horrible in every conceivable way. It was just one big mash up of the worst customers ever...and it sucked financially for me too. Only my first customer was normal. After that a smelly guy finally got a dance after I listened to him ramble on for 15 minutes and BELCHED ON MY FACE at the end when he went to hug me. He didn't apologize or even realize he had done it. It was disgusting.
After that I did no dances. I had a couple guys who wanted to chat my ear off and kept delaying giving me any $ so I left them alone. Had one guy shake his head "No" at me WHEN I WALKING BY/NOT even approaching him. I said "No what?" He's like "I don't want a lap dance." I said "Well I didn't ask you...and if you don't want lap dances go to a regular bar." Fucker.
Finally, the icing on the cake, during my last stage set these 2 idiots who had been hanging around all night but not spending come to my tip rail. One slaps me on the ass really hard, THEN wouldn't give me a tip because "I wouldn't show him my pussy." So I grabbed all his ones off the table and flipped him off. He told the bouncer, who got it off the stage and gave it back to him...AND TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE. I was like FUCK YOU! FUCK HIM! FUCK THIS CLUB I'M OUT!!!! Walked off stage, got dressed and left.
Went home with $60 and cried all the way home. I am not a super emotional person and I rarely cry so you know it was horrible. I'm so glad I have the next 3 days off. They wanted me to come in Tuesday because they're short on girls but they can go FUCK themselves. Getting sick of this fucking club.
This weekend sucked really bad. There were so many horrible customers in the place, not dancing, acting like it was a regular bar. One guy asks me if I can turn the fan on the stage so he can make it rain on some girl up there, I was like ok but really bitch Im not employed here and its not my damn job! I ask another guy later in the night if he wants a dance n he says "fuck no" (Im the hottest girl in the club so I know that has nothing to do with it) but I was just like, well then y the fuck are u here if u don't want dances?! I always make these losers uncomfortable if I can, don't want them feeling welcome at any club Im at, hate guys who don't wanna dance but just wanna sit n stare at us on stage 4 free, ugh. I was 200$ away from my minimum this weekend. I am starting to wonder if this club is about to go all the way down hill and I may need to move clubs but Ive not found anything better in this city yet so Ugh, maybe I need a new city!
wednesday86
10-20-2014, 08:27 AM
^Feel the exact same way ava$! It doesn't help that the owner/manager or whoever is basically trying to turn our club into a sports bar. They installed a giant screen that BLOCKS THE STAGE for guys to watch the games on Sundays/Mondays. We've been having a lot of guys who "just want to hang out and drink." I always tell them to go somewhere else too, and that no one wants them there. haha
charlie61
10-20-2014, 08:41 AM
^Feel the exact same way ava$! It doesn't help that the owner/manager or whoever is basically trying to turn our club into a sports bar. They installed a giant screen that BLOCKS THE STAGE for guys to watch the games on Sundays/Mondays. We've been having a lot of guys who "just want to hang out and drink." I always tell them to go somewhere else too, and that no one wants them there. haha
Omg - stupid management decisions like this make me irate! My home dive in WI installed arcade games as "upgrades" to the club - boxing machines, lottery games, etc.
Anything new installed to detract attention away from the dancers is incredibly insulting IMO. Club owners think they're creating the ultimate dude hangout when really they're slowly turning their strip club into a glorified sports bar. At the most, clubs might want to have one small tv behind the bar so that customers can check on the score while they're sitting turned away from the stage.
Selina M
10-20-2014, 10:04 AM
^ When the world cup was on at my last dive, a guy told the girl on stage to move because he couldn't see the TV. Like... seriously?!
I have taken to asking guys "Why the hell do you come in here to watch the game?" They all hem and haw about how they want to see naked women too. Then tip the naked women, fucker.
Anyways my last shift was busy for about half an hour, and then dead the rest of the time. Was having a hell of a time picking any customers that would even consider VIP. Walked out with $110 after 6 hours.... I'm getting real over this shit and am slowly transitioning to night shifts.
simone87
10-20-2014, 11:15 AM
so at the beginning of the shift i got screwed over by an older extras girl..sat with a reg for 25/30 minutes ( it was dead), he said he wanted a dance after i got up on stage and she came over, whispered one word in his ear, and he immediately got up and went to the back with her. i was fuck'n furious..if it was a girl who was prettier than me, or a better hustler, fine. you got me. but when its somebody who plays dirty, it really pisses me off to no end.
but then i found a guy who was totally obsessed with me, and by the end of the shift i was the top earner that night. had a great weekend, now i can put something into savings finally!!
chanzep
10-20-2014, 04:38 PM
Tonight was good because of 1 crazy guy.
fishielicious
10-21-2014, 05:57 PM
Today was my best day ever dancing. It was also my first day at a new club. I got this awesome guy who paid me $50 every few minutes that I was just sitting talking to him. Then $150 for every couple of dances we did. Then we went to VIP for an hour... I was in Heaven. Plus my home club is $10 dances during the day and this one is a reasonable $20. I am considering making this my usual club and just driving the extra thirty minutes. It seems like it's worth it. I know everyday won't be like today but even if each day is half as good as today was I'll be doing better on average than I have been at my home club. But I do love the staff at my old club... I don't know.
But today was fucking awesome, so I'm just gonna enjoy it and eat some pizza right now.
chanzep
10-21-2014, 06:29 PM
Today was bad, I left a bit early it was doing my head in.
arielbriel
10-22-2014, 12:06 AM
I say drive the extra 30 mins even if it's just for the $20 dances. Your staff at your other club aren't going to pay your bills! Make the most of your time.