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zivlet
10-13-2013, 08:33 AM
Last night was dead. I made a whopping £160 after tipout. £50 off a regular who only ever has me,always texts to ask am I in beofre he comes to the club.
It was a good shift though because I got so many compliments on my body-seems the low-carb is paying off. Got one dance from a guy who was impressed with my pole show-which is not usual, and there are girls a fucktonne better than me though granted not that night.
One guy who was absolutely wasted asked me could he buy me a drink. I was a bit knackered at this point and sat down and had a drink with him , eventually getting a £20 dance out of him. He went to the toilet after buying me a drink and another guy came up and said 'You not working tonight'?
I said 'No, I always walk around dressed like this'.
He replied 'Why do you do this job, it must be gross having to have sex with loads of people you don't know'.
WTF. I hardly entertained that, and directed him in the direction of the nearest brothel if that's what he was here for.
Guy who bought me drink was very grabby.
At the end of the night my friend and I found ourselves with two guys , one of which was trying to convince the other to get a double dance. In the end his friend said no and he picked me over my friend-but she had done better than me and wasn't bothered. Drove home wondering if it was worth it but I'm £160 up so It's not all bad, granted I'd prefer it to be more!
Best get my ass on cam this week or work a week night.
chanzep
10-16-2013, 07:03 PM
Tonight was pointless, I hate that only certain nights are worth it here, I miss working abroad soo much.
whirlerz
10-16-2013, 07:09 PM
I worked yesterday from 2-8.
tipping, he asks me to sit, buys me a drink, and proceeds to tell me that he is 30 and has a 19-year-old son... that he knocked up his 23-year-old babysitter when he was 10, and the baby was born when he was 11. If it was a lie, it was some lie.
Wow, just wow! Some night, Freckles!:O
chanzep
10-17-2013, 06:31 PM
Tonight was better but not great, I might have to move clubs again grr.
tuesdaymarie
10-17-2013, 08:06 PM
Well, suffice to say that I dedicate this picture to another member on here, not because she's a $160 whore, but because she will probably murder one one day, and I am okay with that assuming she doesn't get caught.
http://i.imgur.com/WUnG2RY.jpg
It's hard to read, but it says: "Fuck Centerfolds with these hoe ass bitches. Pussy's worth more than $160"
freckles
10-18-2013, 03:42 AM
Well, suffice to say that I dedicate this picture to another member on here, not because she's a $160 whore, but because she will probably murder one one day, and I am okay with that assuming she doesn't get caught.
http://i.imgur.com/WUnG2RY.jpg
It's hard to read, but it says: "Fuck Centerfolds with these hoe ass bitches. Pussy's worth more than $160"
I love the sentiment... is that barbecue sauce? I hope that's barbecue sauce.
wow guys are douchbags, I had one that used to call me Amy Whinehouse bc of my teased black hair
And this is bad??
tuesdaymarie
10-18-2013, 11:55 AM
I love the sentiment... is that barbecue sauce? I hope that's barbecue sauce.
I wish I could reassure you, but this place is so dirty that I cannot tell that big of a probably-lie. I felt nasty just sitting in the chairs on the floor. My first day there, a toilet was broken (and not tended to at all besides a trash can placed in the stall), so the entire dressing room smelled of days-old piss and shit. It was breathtaking in the worst possible way.
countcrabula
10-19-2013, 01:12 PM
My last shift was surprisingly good. Walked in the door and got two VIP dances with some traveler from Missouri. Customers were well-behaved and I made excellent $$$.
One guy used to come in and get 4 VIPs with me on a somewhat regular basis, but after I left to work nursing full-time for a bit (like, weeks, people) he ended up going with a nasty ass girl with a full service menu. The last time he came in, he completely blew me off for her. This time, she wasn't there, and he was trying to get my attention. But fuck him, I ended up doing 4 VIPs without his useless ass.
The extras girl got caught and was sent home crying because someone ratted her out to the guy she was trying to date. Oooooops. :)
Also, I learned some great hustling tips from someone who had a guy empty his wallet to get her number. Of course, she gave him a fake one, but still made quite a bit of cash off of it. I was always a little leery of hustling like that, but you know what? Some of these guys come in acting so disrespectful, so why not use them? We don't see a lot of the same people anyway--and if you're dumb enough to try to get a dancer's number well... let's just say Darwinism applies to finances as well.
Sending out positive juju vibes to anyone working tonight!
chanzep
10-19-2013, 08:41 PM
Tonight was ok, Im getting so fed up of working in this country, the $ is soo shit grr.
LexiConn
10-27-2013, 02:08 PM
Last shift was only my second in almost 4 years. I started out slowly with lots of nerves and trepidation (I'm older than every other dancer here for god's sakes, I'm the only one that has obviously had children, I don't work the pole, the stage isn't even conducive to my usual money-making floor work, this feels like a bar and grill with a stripper pole, WHY IS NO ONE TIPPING ME, how am I even going to drive back home after this) and as the night went on it got better and better and actually ended really strong - they kept the club open while I cleaned out the last customer's wallet in VIP to the tune of about $250.
I am pretty sure I did exceptionally well that night and will be able to work there again next week (it's out of town quite a bit), but the club owner made me feel inferior at the end and kind of question my own ability and value to the club, so I don't know for sure. He just seemed like "eh, whatever, you can come back if your man isn't 'in charge' of you" - since I had originally told him I'd work Thursday and Friday and he offered me a possible Saturday which I had to decline because (and I shouldn't have told him, but blurted it out before I could stop myself) my SO needed to pick up his child in our home town and we had come together.
Anyways, I fully intend to text him this week and just be like "see you Friday and Saturday! oxoxox Lexi" and see what happens.
I definitely needed that. I needed that money and I needed that energy injection.
Edit: oh yeah, I made $620 but brought home $530 after tip out.
SecretCrush
10-27-2013, 03:42 PM
I worked 11am-5pm yesterday. 11-5pm as a waitress was good. 6pm-6am as a dancer was awesome, hardly any girls + tons of new guys with money to spend = a great night for me.
chanzep
11-10-2013, 02:13 PM
Was busy with cheap men, was hard work and very average earnings.
freckles
11-23-2013, 06:56 PM
...Just ended. I didn't even make the whole 6 hrs., it was *that* dead... I was the only girl there all day and there were NO customers... one guy came in a couple hours after I got there, but not as a customer, just to talk to the manager about his car stereo or something... but, I happened to be just leisurely naked on stage when he came by so he gave me all his money (TWELVE DOLLARS!!!) Around 7, a bunch of girls came in & there were STILL no customers, so I took my $12 and DIPPED.
Financially, today was the very worst in my entire career, like, by far... but, I did look pretty damned HOT, and lately, I haven't felt that way as much. It kinda felt good just to get up there & dance for nobody, and feel like I looked good doing it...
The manager, totally unprovoked, said, "You really look great on stage". :D
So, not a TOTAL loss.
shanna dior
11-23-2013, 08:31 PM
^Today was suuuuuuuuuuuper dead here too. If it wasn't for two of my regulars randomly showing up, I was have left most unhappy. We had our first big snowfall though, and while bad weather is usually good for us, I guess it scared everyone away today. As if we don't get snow several times a year.
chanzep
11-24-2013, 01:20 PM
last night was soo bad grr.
freckles
11-24-2013, 05:17 PM
Well, we seem to have a unanimous decision! ;D
Saoirse13
11-24-2013, 05:26 PM
My last shift, two other girls and I cleaned out a 1st time sc goer to the tune of $650. However, the other 2 girls got the lions share of that. Grr. Still, sold 7 dances, so can't complain too much. The night was slow as hell but I'm not sure why. One guy tried to rip off a girl for $100 claiming that he didn't know dances cost money. Wtf?? Manager got the money and kicked his ass out. At the end of the night, one of the girls, totally wasted, came into the DR and pissed in the trash can.
*shakes head*
Saoirse13
11-24-2013, 05:26 PM
My last shift, two other girls and I cleaned out a 1st time sc goer to the tune of $650. However, the other 2 girls got the lions share of that. Grr. Still, sold 7 dances, so can't complain too much. The night was slow as hell but I'm not sure why. One guy tried to rip off a girl for $100 claiming that he didn't know dances cost money. Wtf?? Manager got the money and kicked his ass out. At the end of the night, one of the girls, totally wasted, came into the DR and pissed in the trash can.
*shakes head*
PinkiePie
11-30-2013, 08:06 AM
Last night was an odd one. Some girl came in with her boyfriend and, once she got drunk, did the customary snogging her boyfriend's face off and grinding against his cock on the main floor to prove how cool and sexy she is. She got drunker, then starting walking round the floor and going up to dancers saying shit like 'Why are you naked? Have some self respect and put your clothes on'. (The girls were in lingerie, not naked) She then stood in the middle of the floor, clamped her hand over her eyes, and started screaming 'I hate you, I HATE YOU' and crying. Her boyfriend took her out, hand still firmly over her eyes and still screaming.
Other than that, I had a good night, money wise. My regular came in for an hour on his way home from work, which was an unexpected but nice surprise as I wasn't expecting to see him for another week. I wore a new outfit which I felt great in and got approached a lot for dances, so I'll definitely be wearing that again tonight! I also got tipped a lot for my dances, and the taxi driver who took me home gave me a discount, so I'm pretty happy with how last night went.
chanzep
11-30-2013, 09:28 AM
Last night was stressful, busy with rude idiots, I was stressed thinking I was the only one doing bad but other girls confirmed later they felt the same, then I got Lucky in the last hour and a half when a guy said he wanted my time until the end, so after 10 mins of dancing with just had a nice chat until the end.
janesays22
12-02-2013, 01:46 AM
I love this thread!!!
My last shift was Friday night. Didn't get in until 12 am, by 4 a.m I'd made some $50 and the club wasn't very packed. A lot of couples and me on the perephreal of their relationship issues.
Danced for a young couple that seemed the think the very open dance booth was their private porno arena.
Danced for another couple, the guy was military, his wife was having her first strip club experience. I did a table dance for her and then a private for him where he barked that I 'better make his dick hard' A short while into the dance his wife somehow appeared (she was pretty sweet & shy) he tried ordering me to grope her but I could tell she didn't want me to so I just tried to laugh and ease up the situation, he started barking at her that this was his good time and why wasn't she doing what he wanted? She left the booth, he asked if he could touch me in VIP...I told him yes but knew I wasn't going to do a VIP with a guy with these kind of control issues. I felt bad for his wife.
Then my timing went to shit, every time I got a good prospect I had to go on stage or some dumb promotion and they were gone or taken by the time I was through. I decided 'screw it' and decided to get drunk at the bar.
Met a guy from the Netherlands who said he lived 1/2 the year in America & 1/2 in Europe. When I asked why he said "Well, my wife and child are here, and in Europe I play volleyball." This struck me as really funny and he went on to explain that volley ball is apparently a pretty big deal in Europe. Shit, I love the randomness!
I'd resolved myself to a drunken no $ kind of night, and then a Dr came in who I really hit it off with. We got a VIP and cuddled & talked the whole time, it was actually pretty intense. Apparently I was the last man standing & I tip the DJ really good so I got to listen to Nirvana & NIN the entire time. I got out of the room and the sun was up and all the staff wanted to go home so we couldn't have renewed if he wanted to. I walked with around $600 after tip out...so I left drunk with good money.
I went to a local bar and bought shots for co-workers who were there. We hung out awhile and only in retrospect do I realize that one of the floor guys showed me pictures of his dick. I vaguely remember him handing his phone over talking some non sense and looking at it like "Huh. Yep, a dick, aright." Honestly I didn't quite realize he was showing me pictures of HIMSELF, I was drunk and thought he was showing me random dick pics. I don't care very much- he seems really young (early 20's) and I'm 28 and have probably lived 5 lifetimes already. I think I've got to poke a little fun at him next time I go in to work. There's some kind of funny physchology at play there; I guess he's thinking "Well, I see you naked several times a night, so here we are after work at the bar and it's only appropriate if I show you mine too." Or is this some strange millennial thing? Doesn't it just seem odd to show someone sitting next to you pictures of your genitalia? Hmm.
deni.dee
12-08-2013, 02:52 PM
My last shift thankfully made up for a slow night on Friday.... I worked 8pm to 5am close despite a lingering cough and a voice that sounded like death to my ears!
I had some nice, woo-woo Pacific NW doctor early in the evening, and then an older Canadian man who was refreshing and easy. My big money came in an hour room with one guy. My money was good, not great, but I didn't have to work as hard as I usually do for that upper end of my average, which was awesome. It's been a slow month for a lot of people at my club, so this was a nice reminder to try to keep a positive attitude and keep trucking along.
chanzep
12-08-2013, 03:23 PM
Last night sucked busy with idiots very frustrating night.
Randomgirl
12-08-2013, 07:25 PM
I love this thread!
My last shift I worked was my last until this Spring so I wanted to have fun with it. Sometimes Ill do this crazy person hustle which works well on busy nights and is totally different from the do u wanna dance? from the other 30 girls working...
Anywho had this one Indian guy was set on touching my boobs, so I gave him an air dance from a distance and kept repeating "I cant believe I'm letting you touch my boobs right now, I'm so naughty". Then I told him he was getting a second dance and that this time itd be 40$ and well get married by the end of the night. I made him tell me he loved me and 120$ later he left. Freaking idiot.
I had one guy compliment my pearl necklace (its clearly fake and from target) and told him i was sending out a subliminal message that I wanted a customer to give me a pearl necklace one day. Laughed, talked about normal day stuff and said "that's hot" a bunch of times, ending up making 600$ off this guy!!! When I mix in normal conversation with some crazy sexual sarcastic things I think men think they might have a chance of getting more than a comedy skit out of me and it totally works.
I used one liners right when I walk up to someone, for example " geez, it must be tough having to be surrounded by naked women trying to get on your lap? Way to take one for the team!" This worked great on a few of the older white guys that have been around a strip club or two, and they compensated greatly for the creativity.
And when I got the normal " your too smart for this, you don't belong here" I replied with "oh trust me I do, but hey you should get a dance because my kids are waiting in the car and it might get towed."
When you walk to the lap dance booths theres a small step that I normally tell customers about, this shift I didn't and entertained myself watching a customer or two take a tumble. Awful I know, but their probably on their way to try to grab me or sexually assault me in someway, so I figure I'll get in the first punch.
And lastly when declining a customer privilege to grope my body I replied with " hey, its not what I'm going to do for you, its what your going to do for me." or something stupid like "I already feel pregnant from our first dance, and I don't wanna have twins..."
It was really entertaining to switch up from my girl next door persona/look into a total nutball. It was highly profitable too. When i get bored or if its busy and i dont want to spend a lot of time with a guy, I do hustles like this, but you have to be careful to not take it too far. Can't wait to dance again in the Spring!
mia_fey
12-09-2013, 03:32 PM
That is fucking genius! Thank you for sharing.
chanzep
12-09-2013, 06:55 PM
Tonight was really shit, not just annoying but hardly anyone, Mondays are so hit or miss where I work, i mean last Monday was decent tonight, I wished I stayed home.
TheWeirdOne
12-11-2013, 09:42 AM
Mon night I made over 500 $ off one guy. A dancer got feisty with me because I reFused to share my total # dances lol
Shift befOre that someone went in my dancer bag and threw my shit on the floor. Mehhh oh well I was too busy making money I didn't give a fuck.
Shift before that I had to listen to a guy with weird slick back hair talk about his expensive jacket. As he got more liquored up it became clear he really really loved the jacket.
TheWeirdOne
12-11-2013, 09:51 AM
Lol wow I Wish I worked with you.
TheWeirdOne
12-11-2013, 10:07 AM
Mon night I made over 500 $ off one guy. A dancer got feisty with me because I reFused to share my total # dances lol
Shift befOre that someone went in my dancer bag and threw my shit on the floor. Mehhh oh well I was too busy making money I didn't give a fuck.
Shift before that I had to listen to a guy with weird slick back hair talk about his expensive jacket. As he got more liquored up it became clear he really really loved the jacket.
lol1337a
12-11-2013, 10:11 AM
I had my first excellent $$ night in nearly a month. I made an acceptable amount on the floor and then I did three hours with a foursome in VIP with a 30% tip on top, endless bottles of my favorite champagne, and surprisingly great and non pervy massages for 2 1/2 of those hours. Half an hour on my feet alone. It was heaven. Hope my guy actually comes back tonight.
tempest666
12-13-2013, 12:43 AM
Had a fucking awesome night @ work. I was on a mission and hustling. I made my crocodile money and then some. I'm soooooo FUCKING stoked right now.
MissIesha
12-14-2013, 03:52 AM
That's fucking retarted GypsyLace what a shithead. Too bad you couldn't have peed right back on him now that would take the cake!
I got "I come here for a release" I said "well it's better to do those things at home, we frown upon that activity here." "What about when guys touch you there?" Me: "they leave with only four fingers" him: "not the insde just around the outside" Me "We don't fucking like that inside, outside, southside, westside whatever it's just disrespectful." Him: "but that's the fun part" Me: "looks like I'm no fun would you like me to find someone that would be more helpful?" Him: "Okay." Me "Try down that street with one of the streetwalkers there's only entertainers in here, that's not in our job description to get vaginal exams from custys and jiggle balls."
deni.dee
12-14-2013, 03:11 PM
Really good money for a lot of hard work. I usually really connect with and remember my VIP and room customers, but tonight they were just business to me and I can't remember a thing, which is all good with me. Only thorn in the night was a guy who bought a twenty dollar dance on the floor and asked if he could spank me. I usually allow people a playful spank or two, so I said sure, and he literally left a handprint on me that lasted the rest of the night. I immediately turned around and said, "woah, way to hard, chill out" in my serious-don't-fuck-with-me-tone, and he looked surprised and chagrined, but I didn't do anything else. I didn't realize how hard it had been til I noticed the mark and that it kind of hurt to the touch a few hours later. Wish I'd gotten his ass kicked the fuck out....
shanna dior
12-15-2013, 08:40 AM
I got a $50 stage tip yesterday! I know that's probably nothing to you American ladies, but considering how rare stage tipping is up here, coupled with the fact that, when it's done, it's usually just a $5 or maaaaybe a $10, this is pretty exciting for a Canadian girl!! Dude ended up being a decent customer too. I love when the shift starts on such a positive note! And I had such low expectations due to an imminent large snowstorm.
zivlet
12-15-2013, 09:15 AM
Last night sucked!Wasn't nowhere near as busy as it should be at ths time of year!The whole weekend sucked actually,manager predicted it would be loads busier than it was and way too many girls on. Had a go at a girl for wearing a shawl made from rabbit fur....
chanzep
12-15-2013, 09:22 AM
^ trust me this weekend sucked, Im so pissed Ive never seen it like this in December.
shanna dior
12-15-2013, 11:04 AM
^Normally December is our busiest time and it has absolutely not been up to par with previous years. Sounds like it's a global trend!
PinkiePie
12-15-2013, 04:13 PM
Yup, we were all expecting the busiest week/weekend of the year at my club and it was fucking awful. So many girls, and so many drunken asshole time wasters in twatty christmas jumpers. I was expecting double what I actually ended up making. Can't wait for January when they'll put a reasonable amount of girls on the shifts again, my regulars will come back from visiting their families, and it will all go back to normal!
misssincere
12-16-2013, 10:34 PM
Well technically I'm talking about tonight. But I approached this older man sitting alone. I say "why are you sitting all alone handsome?" He then says, " that's how I like it". ...... Asshole. Apparently hes said that to everyone who has approached him.
chanzep
12-17-2013, 08:32 PM
Tonight was ok for a Tuesday in August!, the Christmas fun continues!.
PinkiePie
12-17-2013, 08:50 PM
Tonight was alright for me. A guy asked me to sit with him and immediately told me he was friends with the manager and doesn't get dances, so I decided to just get a drink from him and leave. But after a few minutes chat, he hands me some money, then continues to do so about every ten minutes for the rest of the night. It was a pleasant conversation, and better than working the floor from what the other girls told me. The only downside was that after a couple of hours he got incredibly drunk, (he was insisting we drank shots) and started puking while he was sitting next to me at the bar. I skipped out of the way and was fine, but he covered himself and the floor all the way to the bathroom. Luckily though, it meant I got to avoid the 'can I take you to dinner next week?' question which all the bosses friends seem to think it's ok to ask!
AlenaRoza
12-18-2013, 07:09 PM
My last shift was saturday. Left with $530 after tipout, that kinda money is unheard of in my area believe it or not so I was verrrrry pleased. Guy handed me a $100 bill to go out to eat, I lied and said i would obviously. made $180 off one stage set. a really drunk guy came up to me so me and a friend directed him to the atm and he spent lots. watched a new girl get hammered. it was funny. i thiiiiink that's about it.
Selina M
12-19-2013, 01:25 AM
Lots of twats. Dead slow.
Some fat old guy talked over me within 3 minutes of sitting down to ask about VIP. When he told me he wanted to do whatever he wanted, I said nope... also due to the fact that anyone who immediately asks about VIP has no actual money in my experience...So he grabs another girl and invites her, saying how I didn't want to go. She thinks I'm new, gives me this pitying "but why not, you really should have" line and flounces off. They get not even to VIP but just to the $20 wristband section, and he backs out. She ended up getting a $10 dance out of him while I laughed my ass off.
tempest666
12-19-2013, 05:13 AM
I went back to the old "Fat shaming club" now they're kissing my ass telling me how great I look. I took this n00b that basically attached herself to me. Her and the 3 other n00bs played on the pole and swapped outfits. I called in a reg who wanted to wish me an early happy bday. It was a nice early present.
chanzep
12-19-2013, 08:16 PM
Tonight was good, a guy I know from another place who I had not seen for like a year came in and danced loads with me, left then came back again after half hour, said because Im too fun lol. and hes a total gent so it was cool spending alot of time with him.
SarahM91
12-20-2013, 09:07 AM
My last shift was a pretty good night. I wish I was banking more but oh well! :)
chanzep
12-21-2013, 09:43 PM
This weekend was great finally Christmas money, was hard work and had to deal with alot of idiots, was crazy busy.
PinkiePie
12-22-2013, 11:39 AM
This week has been a good one. I worked a day shift yesterday and despite being exhausted and hungover, and the weather being awful, I still made £200 in a couple of hours without actually asking anyone for a dance. The guys were all nice and friendly, and just came and asked when they wanted dances. It was a nice relaxing shift and I'm glad I went in.
Kat w
12-22-2013, 01:09 PM
I'm really thankful for this thread. My sister is the only one who really knows I dance and she has gotten a little sick of how much I want to chat after shifts. My last shift was on Friday night and I made terrible money ($140) but I had an easy shift with minimal gropers/creepers/assholes. I have been at this club for almost two months and my averages have not been great. I do really like the staff though and that's hard to find. If I wanted to switch clubs I would be driving an hour as opposed to 30 minutes. Hmmm decisions, decisions.