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22lligm
02-11-2015, 03:10 AM
Wow tonight was the complete opposite of Saturday!! On Sat I made no money until about 11pm, but tonight I stopped making money at 11pm!! So frustrating! I started my night off good with multiple VIPs and then all of a sudden I just wasn't making money. It was pretty slow though. This was my first time working a weeknight at this club and I've heard it can get busy during the week (this club is almost always busy compared to the other clubs) but this night was pretty slow! I'm also used to Fridays/Saturdays so I wasn't expecting too much. But oh well I'm content with what I made and I heard other girls complaining about making $10 so I'm grateful. The customers were just weird tonight though. We got two wall street guys and one was so outspoken and going on about how he makes money from talking and he's so successful. He got a VIP with me and was SO grabby and dirty the entire time and I expected a big tip but he only gave me $20 extra. Wtf? Such a big mouth for being so cheap. Then we got some young guy who was 21 bragging about being in prison 4 times and how "west coast guys talk a lot and east coast guys keep it to themselves". HA! It's so obvious these guys come for validation and it's so sad they don't realize we aren't impressed at all. *gag*

oh and I left 30 mins early before closing and I got in my Uber and I saw the 21 year old just happened to leave right when I did and was standing outside the club looking at me like he expected me to go talk to him. I hate when we get cocky customers who think we all want them. Vommit!

kirakonstantin
02-13-2015, 09:38 AM
Last night was, as always, slow but profitable. I ran into a much loved waitress from one of my old clubs. We didn't recognize eachother at first, but I was on stage right after her, we had this moment when we both realized we knew eachother and it was just so cool. Big hugs right on stage, which I'm sure the custys loved, lol. Another dancer from a club that I waitressed at EONS ago has also come over. We're getting some great girls.

However the herion addict rip off artist was hired last night. I doubt she'll last long. I sincerely hope she doesn't but she has a talent for sticking around a lot longer than she's welcome.

Graci
02-14-2015, 05:16 PM
I made more money than I've ever made, all from one customer. He came in at the very start of my shift, bought a bottle of champagne for us to share, booked me for an hour and wanted to cuddle, then booked me for 8 hours.

8 motherfucking hours.

We went out to a bar, then went to his place (not something I would ever normally agree to, but I know this customer really well) and I literally sat on the couch and watched TV while he slept for like, 5 hours. He made me a cup of tea. The last two hours we just spooned while he slept, and he was wearing pyjamas the whole time.

I made $1,700. I've only made a grand a couple of times, so this is massive for me.

xStacey
02-15-2015, 02:30 AM
Most of the time, customers who pretend to be all sweet and always go on and on about how much they love you as a person, not for your body are the biggest pigs ever.

One of them told me yesterday : there's a spot where I can't touch you, but don't be shy to help yourself. It's Valentine's day afterall, you have the right to spoil yourself :O After he told me how special the night was to him and how I'm the only girl in his life right now.

charlie61
02-15-2015, 10:22 AM
Most of the time, customers who pretend to be all sweet and always go on and on about how much they love you as a person, not for your body are the biggest pigs ever.

One of them told me yesterday : there's a spot where I can't touch you, but don't be shy to help yourself. It's Valentine's day afterall, you have the right to spoil yourself :O After he told me how special the night was to him and how I'm the only girl in his life right now.

Omg that's disgusting. I'm sure he's been using that line for years. :ill:

buttonpop
02-15-2015, 08:57 PM
valentines day was awweeessoome. best night in terms of $$ i've made all winter too. i had a super good feeling about the night, and also had a feeling that one of my regulars was going to come in, though i had no plans with any of them. I ended up dancing for some really sweet couples all night (i love dancing for couples! i always have good luck with them). Then I was on a side stage and I look over and my favorite regular was there. i didnt expect him to be here because he's only in the country one week a month for business and was here last week. but apparently he extended his trip... pretty sure it was b/c he wanted to spend valentines day with me. we ended up just goofing off and dancing (like us standing up dancing together) in the champagne room. then i ordered chocolate strawberries to share with my favorite bouncer. it was one of the best valentines days i have ever had! usually i end up being disappointed on vday when i am in a relationship because I go all out and think of something really special and spend a lot of money only to have my partners give little effort (i also have really high expectations so i take partial blame). but this year was all about me and my money, and it paid off for me. my priorities are so in the right place right now and i can't imagine a better way to have spent my holiday.

littlelizard
02-16-2015, 04:25 AM
Tonight was pretty good. For the most part I had a lot of fun. An ex stripper was so mesmorized by my stage show and I made $170 in one stage set. I did a one hour room with a dude who just wanted to work out the knots in my back so that was sweet. Had a few gross smelly dudes, but all in all not too bad. I was just $13 short of $700.

wednesday86
02-16-2015, 08:38 AM
Last week a guy came in, bought 5 dances and couldn't pay for them so the manager took his phone. He came back last night, paid me for the dances and then bought another 6 dances (with money upfront of course.) I was so mad at him last week but he was so sweet and just kept apologizing for the entire 6 songs and telling me was worried that I got in trouble. Haha

Other highlights include a Puerto Rican coming in his pants from a topless air dance (really dude?) and falling on stage when I tried a new pole trick. Still made good money considering that I didn't even do my hair and barely had any makeup on. Seems like the less I care, the more $ I make.

Selina M
02-16-2015, 04:13 PM
I am SO over $10 dances. It's infuriating to feel like I've been super busy for 4 hours and then count my money's and realize it feels nowhere near fair compensation.

lynn2009
02-16-2015, 04:15 PM
I am SO over $10 dances. It's infuriating to feel like I've been super busy for 4 hours and then count my money's and realize it feels nowhere near fair compensation.

For my first year dancing I worked at clubs that charged 30-35 dollars for a dance and I got a 20 dollar cut. Moving to a place w/ 20 dollar dances w/ a 15 dollar cut was soooo painful so I don't completely feel you but I understand the frustration.

charlie61
02-16-2015, 04:45 PM
I am SO over $10 dances. It's infuriating to feel like I've been super busy for 4 hours and then count my money's and realize it feels nowhere near fair compensation.

See, that's the thing! Yeah, $10 dances are easier to sell. But even if you're busy for a whole shift, you're still only walking with a few hundred bucks, and your body feels completely run down...

theRealGypsy
02-16-2015, 04:58 PM
It was a day shift 4-10
nobody really there however walked out with four hundred

Selina M
02-16-2015, 07:21 PM
That is IT, I just can't even.

I got a guy who started telling me about how I'm super tiny, and then somehow veered into how his niece got caught sexting, and then how me and another dancer have the same body type as her... and then when I asked him if he wanted a dance, he said "Can you pretend to be my niece?" I'm pretty sure my jaw hit the floor, I said "I really hope you're kidding" and he backpedaled so fast, but I could tell from the look on his face that he was NOT kidding. Of all the creepy shit that customers say, that is probably the most horrifying I've had yet. I feel like I should have reported him to the cops or something, but that's all I need is for him to come back to the club looking for me if he gets in trouble.

And then 20 minutes later, an old man called me "a wholesome Taylor Swift", asked if he could "kiss my tits" and when I said no, went "No?" all surprised. "NO." "Not even in the back?" "NO! That's disgusting!" He then lost all interest in the last minute of his dance... gee, thanks, asswipe. What part of no don't you understand, you entitled old bag. I'm pretty sure several regulars saw me rolling my eyes as I snatched his $20 and walked off, so now I'll probably have a bitch reputation.

I've never really felt disgusted after work, but right now I feel like I need a very long soak in a bubble bath.

Selina M
02-16-2015, 08:35 PM
^ Ugh I would not be surprised... in Phoenix?
He wasn't spending any $$ during the half hour I was there, except a couple bucks in stage tips here and there. He gave me the heebie jeebies after that conversation.. actually, before too; when he tipped me on stage, I thanked him, stood back up and went back to the pole, and he just stood there staring at me until the song ended. SO AWKWARD.

wednesday86
02-16-2015, 09:16 PM
That is IT, I just can't even.

I got a guy who started telling me about how I'm super tiny, and then somehow veered into how his niece got caught sexting, and then how me and another dancer have the same body type as her... and then when I asked him if he wanted a dance, he said "Can you pretend to be my niece?" I'm pretty sure my jaw hit the floor, I said "I really hope you're kidding" and he backpedaled so fast, but I could tell from the look on his face that he was NOT kidding. Of all the creepy shit that customers say, that is probably the most horrifying I've had yet. I feel like I should have reported him to the cops or something, but that's all I need is for him to come back to the club looking for me if he gets in trouble.

And then 20 minutes later, an old man called me "a wholesome Taylor Swift", asked if he could "kiss my tits" and when I said no, went "No?" all surprised. "NO." "Not even in the back?" "NO! That's disgusting!" He then lost all interest in the last minute of his dance... gee, thanks, asswipe. What part of no don't you understand, you entitled old bag. I'm pretty sure several regulars saw me rolling my eyes as I snatched his $20 and walked off, so now I'll probably have a bitch reputation.

I've never really felt disgusted after work, but right now I feel like I need a very long soak in a bubble bath.

oh my god!!!!! Seriously what the fucking fuck? I hope your reaction made him feel like the creepy pervert that he is. Gross...When guys ask me dirty questions I have no filter. I'm just like "EW WTF is wrong with you?!!!" I've had guys storm out because I "upset" them. Fuck em. Who cares if you get a bitch reputation? At least maybe they'll learn to watch their mouth around you and keep that nasty shit to themselves.

Selina M
02-16-2015, 09:46 PM
^ Yeah, I was pretty horrified and my reaction showed it, so he was all "I'm kidding, I'm kidding!"... he totally knew he had crossed a line. Fucking perverts.
Today was just negative energy all around, everybody I know had a shitty day except the new extras girl >:( It was slow at bf's restaurant too so it was probably just the holiday.

kirakonstantin
02-17-2015, 11:29 PM
Tonight was slower than usual but similarly profitable. No matter how busy or slow it is... I make the same, give or take $20. I love it! It's like getting a paycheck.

I really like most of the girls I work with. The girls that I used to work with who've shown back up are, at most, good for a laugh. There's two who aren't going to survive here. Everybody knows it... except for them. Until they figure it out, we're all watching their seriously desperate antics and snickering about it in the locker room. I'd feel bad for them, but some of their desperate antics include customer poaching (they'll sit on a customer, even after he's made it clear that he's waiting for someone) and talking shit about other dancers. Eventually they'll run out of money and go elsewhere but, in the meantime, it's hillarious.

Vackra
02-18-2015, 09:02 PM
I danced for the first Indian in years and he reminded me why I don't do it. He held me in a tight hug and kept deeply sniffing my stomach like he was trying to inhale me. On top of this, it was slow. God damn it.

kirakonstantin
02-20-2015, 12:00 AM
Tonight was mostly awesome. I did a lot better than usual, but it was hard right until the end. I felt just... Sick when I first went in. Pretty sure that it was something I ate but I kept needing to burp during dances. Totally awkward!

22lligm
02-20-2015, 03:35 PM
I love my new regular club because shitty nights there are like decent nights at my old club lol. It was slow for that club and a lot of girls but I still made money. The bartender/server has been going out of her way to find me and bring me to customers who spend money and I love it! I keep forgetting to tip her though I think I will tonight when I see her. Every guy she introduces me to gets VIPs which are 100 each so I need to tip her. I just don't know how much.. is 20$ not enough? Or good? I hate tipping when there's not a set percentage like for the bouncer/DJ/manager. She's so sweet though I feel bad if I don't tip her.

~*SwanPrincess*~
02-20-2015, 06:56 PM
Sort of slow in general and I was really tired all day today.
A younger guy that's been doing VIPs with me consistently on a weekly basis suddenly wants to know my "real name" so he can look into me to see if I have a history of being a con artist. (He has absolutely nothing to base this on.) I was disgusted and assured him if I WAS a con artist, I would target a multi millionaire. Not him. Don't flatter yourself.

buttonpop
02-20-2015, 08:45 PM
a con artist??? hahah sounds he is trying to justify buying dances by making it sound like you're conning him, so he doesn't have to admit that he just wants to buy dances.

last night was a weird crowd, but i made my minimum, barely. it felt like i hadn't worked in ages even though it had only been 3 days for some reason. i had lost my groove. but tonight will be better. my makeup was on point last night, i hope i can recreate it tonight. all dewey and perfect lines, natural looking but i was actually wearing a lot of makeup. mmmm i love makeup!!

newb2
02-20-2015, 09:36 PM
I haven't posted in this thread for ages
I was in luxembourg and omg it was so shit
the money was shit, the customers were shit and the boss was shit. the only thing that made it worth while were my regulars
but the last shift i had there my boss got angry with me because i didn't go to the toilet at the right time (i was about to piss myself) and because i didn't drink the glass of champagne quick enough (bare in mind i already had 8 glasses!)
she told me to leave at the end of the week but i had had enough, i didn't even care about the money (which wasn't even much anyway), i just wanted to leave
i emailed a bunch of clubs and one in denmark emailed me back
i just arrived today and i can say i'm sooo happy that i've come here
today i didn't even make an effort tbh. i was more checking the club out and i still managed to make almost $400 (I know this is peanuts to the vets on here but seeing as i didn't approach one single person i think it's ok lol)
the only problem i have is that i have to be naked on stage (only for the last 20 secs tho) so that was a bit nerve racking for me
also a lot of the girls here go out with the customers so a lot of people were asking me to do so
but there's still money to be made here
so happy i left luxembourg i want to rejoice

~*SwanPrincess*~
02-21-2015, 04:38 AM
buttonpop you are so right. When I first met him he would scoff at all the club "regulars", and was really adamant he never wanted to be a "customer", and swore up and down he would "NEVER" become one.
He is my regular and has been for months! I guess it makes him feel better to think maybe he's being "conned" by a dancer than to just admit to himself he likes the club.

newb2
02-21-2015, 06:36 AM
oh i got my first ever stage tips last night!!!

wednesday86
02-21-2015, 07:29 AM
My last shift I made $17 in four hours, drank 3 glasses of chardonnay and quit. :) I'm gonna take 3 weeks off and then look for another club or maybe even *gulp* a vanilla job until we move in May.

Miss_Red
02-21-2015, 09:38 AM
Warning: ranting and self-pity follows

I moved clubs, because I was sure I could do better. Now I'm not so sure. The club was actually full last night for once, maybe the January blues are finally dissipating, but I still walked out with less than $150. I hustled all night, I talked to everyone, I made people laugh, I checked back later, I couldn't get a dance to save my goddamn life. All the stuff that worked at my old dive club doesn't work at all here. I wonder if I'm just not cool enough to work at a better and more popular club. Ugh! It doesn't help that the clientele is mostly young guys, who have never been my primary customer base. They have money, but they want extras, all of them: they want to get off in VIP, they want a hand job, they want blah blah blah and they're insultingly upfront about it. I'm a stripper, not a liar, and even though some other girls at my club have told me to just lie and say I'll do it when I won't, I can't and won't, I'm not a ROB.

I moved clubs because I was a top earner making $160 at my old club. There's more money at this new place but I can't get it. The place is competitive, the management tracks dancers' earnings and I know I'm not doing well and am pretty sure the management is judging me for sucking so hard. Maybe I moved too fast. Maybe I'm not ready for a real club.

I'll be reading sales books all day, eating things I shouldn't, and trying again tonight :(

wednesday86
02-21-2015, 10:05 AM
Warning: ranting and self-pity follows

I moved clubs, because I was sure I could do better. Now I'm not so sure. The club was actually full last night for once, maybe the January blues are finally dissipating, but I still walked out with less than $150. I hustled all night, I talked to everyone, I made people laugh, I checked back later, I couldn't get a dance to save my goddamn life. All the stuff that worked at my old dive club doesn't work at all here. I wonder if I'm just not cool enough to work at a better and more popular club. Ugh! It doesn't help that the clientele is mostly young guys, who have never been my primary customer base. They have money, but they want extras, all of them: they want to get off in VIP, they want a hand job, they want blah blah blah and they're insultingly upfront about it. I'm a stripper, not a liar, and even though some other girls at my club have told me to just lie and say I'll do it when I won't, I can't and won't, I'm not a ROB.

I moved clubs because I was a top earner making $160 at my old club. There's more money at this new place but I can't get it. The place is competitive, the management tracks dancers' earnings and I know I'm not doing well and am pretty sure the management is judging me for sucking so hard. Maybe I moved too fast. Maybe I'm not ready for a real club.

I'll be reading sales books all day, eating things I shouldn't, and trying again tonight :(

I agree that lying about doing extras is a bad idea. It's more trouble than it's worth. With the young hornballs I try to get them excited FAST and get them in the back before they start asking questions. Don't let them think for too long. I tell them how horny "I am" how cute "they are" act dumb and giggle a lot. Then I say I want "to get them in the back and do bad things to them." That strategy worked really well for me on Valentine's day when we had a lot of young guys. If a guy straight up asks for an extra, I let him know I'm disgusted, offended and make them feel like shit. That's just rude, not to mention it takes all the fun out of the game. But really if they're just blurting out that they want extras, what can you do about it? Maybe that club isn't so great if it's obviously extras ridden. :/

Likethis
02-21-2015, 10:05 AM
My last shift was a looong time ago now... I'm tempted to go back.

At the same time I don't really want to.

Or do I?

whirlerz
02-21-2015, 10:31 AM
My last shift was a looong time ago now... I'm tempted to go back.

At the same time I don't really want to.

Or do I?

Yep.^ This's Me.^

domina
02-21-2015, 05:59 PM
Had an asthma attack around 10pm and forgot my medication. I didn't want to give up so i continued the hustle for another 4.5 hours, sustaining the asthma. Didn't make a ton of money but i still made out alright, considering I could barely breathe. Couldn't make it past 3am, which made me sad because business was picking up. If I had stayed any longer though, i would have died. In the club. And that would have really sucked.

Approached a guy who seemed totally uninterested. He made a point of telling me that he was only here because his friends dragged him, he had a girlfriend waiting at home, etc.
Less than a minute in, i kinda felt like it was game over with this one already, but i as a last ditch effort i still asked, all deadpan, "So… you wanna dance?" (I'm not usually a "wanna dance" girl)
And he said, "Um…. Yeah ok why not. Let's go"

Also talked with a guy who seemed sort of interested, but when I asked him about dances, he gave me a polite smile and said, "Maybe later."
I said, "Yeah, but, how about NOW?"
and he went… "Ummm…. OK."

WOW! Anything works.

Selina M
02-21-2015, 06:32 PM
Again, so many girls, I couldn't even park out front at 1:30 pm... in 7 months, I've never had to park in back. Was like pulling teeth for a few hours. I don't know why it is that on busy days, I can't land anyone with any money, ever; it's like I continually have the worst luck, getting guys with just $20 left or just want to watch the "free" show or are waiting for their regular girl. I think it's because a day crowd is largely regulars and their favs, and the "scraps" were being divided by 10 other girls instead of the normal 2-3.

Also... regulars are fucking weird and exhausting and I don't want any more of them.
My old one, the Indian-doctor-who-is-incredibly-full-of-himself, came in, and apologized a zillion times for offending me a few weeks ago (he had said something mildly rude, and him being a pain in the ass already, I said to hell with it and walked away, then started ignoring him on subsequent visits). He groveled about how he respects me so much and I broke his heart, got 2 dances in VIP, started complaining how he couldn't get an erection so he was done, and then was supposedly leaving bc his wife was on her way home... I go on stage, find him still sitting there, and he starts whining about why did I not come sit with him more when I saw that he wasn't leaving. "Because I need to make another $200 and you aren't giving it to me." He's like, desperate for my attention, so he goes back to VIP with me. 2 songs in, starts asking me to play with his nipples. I said no, and he essentially morphed into this whining, screaming-ish child literally throwing a tantrum. Other guys were even staring at him... it was SO bizarre. For some reason I started laughing, and said "You're a millionaire surgeon, BEGGING to a stripper, how does that make you feel?" which only made his tantrum worse... but I was having way too much fun laughing at him so I just threw more kindling on the fire until the song ended. Then he gets up and goes "I HATE you, I hate all strippers." "That's nice, pay me" "You are the most OBNOXIOUS, MEAN, girl. I never want to see you again, do not speak to me!"

Edit to add: The whole thing is much funnier if you read his parts in a thick Indian accent and picture a small Indian man screwing his face up and beating his fists on a couch. Just a pro tip.

I about fell over laughing and had to sit in the booth recounting it all to the DJ before I could compose myself to go back on the floor. Then I was busy for the next 2 hours, including with a lovely little bisexual lady from Portland who was generous with the stage tips and appalled to find out that dances are only $10 here (thanks girl!), and ended up making over my goal. Amazing how telling off a draining customer can put you in a good mood... bahaha.

newb2
02-21-2015, 09:37 PM
I had my second shift in my new club in denmark
I made about 3000DKK (I know this is defending my earnings but i thought I would make more tbh) it was really dead most of the time and most of my earnings was from one guy
i googled how much it would be in pounds and the rate has gone down dramatically im so in shock right now
when i worked in denmark before whatever i made, i divided by ten and added a little more. so if i made 3000DKK before, i'd calculate i'd made about £330
just put into google what i made and it says it's £297 WTF?! it's even less than ten
i'm really hoping it goes up again :(

charlie61
02-21-2015, 10:31 PM
Again, so many girls, I couldn't even park out front at 1:30 pm... in 7 months, I've never had to park in back. Was like pulling teeth for a few hours. I don't know why it is that on busy days, I can't land anyone with any money, ever; it's like I continually have the worst luck, getting guys with just $20 left or just want to watch the "free" show or are waiting for their regular girl. I think it's because a day crowd is largely regulars and their favs, and the "scraps" were being divided by 10 other girls instead of the normal 2-3.

Also... regulars are fucking weird and exhausting and I don't want any more of them.
My old one, the Indian-doctor-who-is-incredibly-full-of-himself, came in, and apologized a zillion times for offending me a few weeks ago (he had said something mildly rude, and him being a pain in the ass already, I said to hell with it and walked away, then started ignoring him on subsequent visits). He groveled about how he respects me so much and I broke his heart, got 2 dances in VIP, started complaining how he couldn't get an erection so he was done, and then was supposedly leaving bc his wife was on her way home... I go on stage, find him still sitting there, and he starts whining about why did I not come sit with him more when I saw that he wasn't leaving. "Because I need to make another $200 and you aren't giving it to me." He's like, desperate for my attention, so he goes back to VIP with me. 2 songs in, starts asking me to play with his nipples. I said no, and he essentially morphed into this whining, screaming-ish child literally throwing a tantrum. Other guys were even staring at him... it was SO bizarre. For some reason I started laughing, and said "You're a millionaire surgeon, BEGGING to a stripper, how does that make you feel?" which only made his tantrum worse... but I was having way too much fun laughing at him so I just threw more kindling on the fire until the song ended. Then he gets up and goes "I HATE you, I hate all strippers." "That's nice, pay me" "You are the most OBNOXIOUS, MEAN, girl. I never want to see you again, do not speak to me!"

Edit to add: The whole thing is much funnier if you read his parts in a thick Indian accent and picture a small Indian man screwing his face up and beating his fists on a couch. Just a pro tip.

I about fell over laughing and had to sit in the booth recounting it all to the DJ before I could compose myself to go back on the floor. Then I was busy for the next 2 hours, including with a lovely little bisexual lady from Portland who was generous with the stage tips and appalled to find out that dances are only $10 here (thanks girl!), and ended up making over my goal. Amazing how telling off a draining customer can put you in a good mood... bahaha.

Perhaps we should all begin our shifts by terrorizing and humiliating a single customer (picked at random).

...but seriously.

22lligm
02-22-2015, 10:59 AM
That reminds me of a customer my last shift (Friday night). He was also Indian and he was in from Atlanta and was not impressed by our bikini dances apparently. He just wanted to do $10 dances so he gets three and asks for change for $40 -.- I say no go to the bar thinking he might just give me the 40 but he goes to the bar lol. (I used to give guys change a long time ago but I realized how dumb it looks and I'm not an ATM machine so now I just say no.) Then he finds me again and wants more single dances.. he gets a couple and I say you might as well be getting a VIP because they're more private anyway and I hate doing single couch dances but he just wants the $10 ones. He pays me and then later he finds me AGAIN wanting more.. at this point its getting busy and I'm not wasting my time doing couch dances so I tell him that. He begs me to go back there and I say fine so we do one and then I'm trying to hurry up and get his money and he says wait I want one more.. so I say ok lets do it now and he says no I want the next song this one already started. So I tell him NO just give me the money I need to go work! My money is made in VIP not in couch dances and he wasn't even tipping a dime anyway. At that point I didn't even want his money anymore but he's begging me to do more dances and I just take $10 from him and run away.

Selina M
02-22-2015, 11:02 AM
^ Now now, they need to have done some kind of provocation for it at least :D

I'm slowly losing my patience with bullshit. I got on another of my on/off regulars; this one comes in and sometimes wants to go to VIP with me, sometimes not, but he never dances with other girls. This time he comes in, whines about how last time I went to VIP with someone else so he left (apparently wasn't willing to wait), and tells me he has to leave in a couple minutes (this is not uncommon for him though, to literally stay for 2 minutes), so I got up. Other girls tried hustling him and nothing, but then after a while he comes up to the booth for a VIP band with another girl. I said "I thought you were leaving, huh?" and he won't look at me but tells the other girl "SEE I told you other girls would be mad at me" I just told him "I'm not mad, but you did lie to me and I don't tolerate people who lie to me. Don't talk to me again."

Then some new "veteran" gets on me about "He just got what he wanted, he wanted you to get annoyed". Same one who told me that it's "only a bad day if you make it one." STFU, nobody asked you.

I'm getting super burnt out of that club and its regular culture. Too much freeloading. Next I'll be going off at people who don't stage tip.

Miss_Red
02-22-2015, 06:12 PM
Selina M, you're my goddamn hero. I'm always amazed when men turn into 2-year-olds when denied titties.

After my whining post yesterday, I went back in and made 800 dollars in a double shift, shattering my previous record. I used Wednesday86's faster, "I'm-so-horny-don't-think-about-this-too-much" hustle about and it was much more effective on the young crowd than the slower, subtler hustle older guys seem to prefer. I am so happy!!!! I know I'll have more shit nights, but at least I know it's possible for me to make good money here and that upping my hustle is important.

I'm off to read sales books and count my money!

ava$
02-22-2015, 09:05 PM
last night was great, I didn't have to hustle at all, guys just kept asking me for dances, every time i was done with one, here comes another one, I love nights like that :) but my shoes soles are splitting from the bottom so when I walk it makes a popping sound, lol. HOw tacky. They gotta go!

kirakonstantin
02-23-2015, 02:10 PM
Last night was brutally slow. At one point, I was on stage dancing to a completely empty club. I kept on hustling anyone who came in and made close to my average. It wasn't hard as there was only me and another girl until right around when I left.

We're having another Grand Opening pretty soon and hopefully the club will get busier. I also had a long talk with a DJ from my old club. It's bad. Really bad. Like... The place might close down before the end of the year kind of bad. Sucks for them and I'm glad I got out of there.

xStacey
02-23-2015, 02:12 PM
It's really creepy when the pervy customers try to win your heart and get you to sleep with them by pretending they love you as a person and not your body.

Especially when, trying to prove how much of gentleman they are they insist on staring at your face and refuse to look anywhere else. Even when you're trying to drag their attention elsewhere and make them stare at your boobs instead they don't get the hint and just keep looking at your face like that O_O thinking you'll be impressed by the self-control they have.

charlie61
02-23-2015, 02:45 PM
It's really creepy when the pervy customers try to win your heart and get you to sleep with them by pretending they love you as a person and not your body.

Especially when, trying to prove how much of gentleman they are they insist on staring at your face and refuse to look anywhere else. Even when you're trying to drag their attention elsewhere and make them stare at your boobs instead they don't get the hint and just keep looking at your face like that O_O thinking you'll be impressed by the self-control they have.

Someone needs to find the right gif for that exact expression... O_O

xStacey
02-23-2015, 02:50 PM
Someone needs to find the right gif for that exact expression... O_O

Hahaha I think the owl in the thread about orgasms would suit well...

xStacey
02-23-2015, 02:52 PM
Someone needs to find the right gif for that exact expression... O_O

Hahaha I think the owl from the thread about orgasms would suit well...

40810

Credit to kaninchen :P

SweetJulia
02-23-2015, 08:38 PM
Ok, this is pretty OT, sorry if mods have to move it, but I learned something useful in my nursing days and want to pay it forward: For smelly customers, putting a small amount of Vaporub above your upper lip will make you smell nothing but that. So very useful for the many smelly customers :)

kirakonstantin
02-23-2015, 11:07 PM
I knew I'd eventually have a bad night and tonight was it. It was slow but I was making a little money. This group of young gangster guys who were incredibly overserved took interest in me. Like falling down, 30 + shots in 6 hours, drunk. One of them couldn't figure out how to not follow me around the club harassing me. Grabbing my boobs, trying to grab my thong, hassling me while I was giving another customer a dance. I told him, very clearly, to stay away from me. The next time I went on stage, there he was. I flipped. I mean... Buy a hat so you can hold the fuck on to it, flipped. I didn't hit him but... I yelled at him so loud that security could hear me outside.

While security didn't kick him out until I threw a fit, they were quick to threaten the fuck out of a nice white guy in his 60's who accidentally touched my boob. Like, he was going for my belly, I slid and... Contact.

So, harassing a dancer and acting like a fucked up douche is just a slap on the wrist, while an errant boob touch warrants an RPG. I don't fucking get it.

I made about half my average, which was great, considering the crowd.

newb2
02-26-2015, 03:45 AM
my head is throbbing ugh
i feel fine otherwise its just my head
i didnt make anything but i bought some new shoes lol
the new girls and i went out and i drank to much
ughhhhh i feel terrible

whirlerz
02-26-2015, 10:40 AM
Ok, this is pretty OT, sorry if mods have to move it, but I learned something useful in my nursing days and want to pay it forward: For smelly customers, putting a small amount of Vaporub above your upper lip will make you smell nothing but that. So very useful for the many smelly customers :)

Ooh, thanks! Why so many unhygenic ppl ugh :(.

Nina_
02-27-2015, 11:26 AM
Was crazy lol. Despite it being sooo slow (I heard we closed early a couple times this week but I hadn't worked since the weekend) I made about $600, mostly from this really drunk guy. He was wasted when I met him at the start of my shift and we quickly went in the back. We were back there for a long time and he paid me accordingly (I had to tell him how much because he was too drunk to know) then we took a break and he got a shot of Fireball and a jack & coke. Apparently that was his Point of No Return because we went back there again and I did 4 songs then collected $100 from him (20 a song plus tip). I then kept dancing for 5 more songs, then he passed out. Out cold. Luckily I'm not the type to take advantage because I easily could've reached into his pockets and took whatever. Dude would not wake up. So I went and got his friend and told him he's passed out and owes me $100 (which he did) so his friend dug the $100 outta the guy's pocket and tried unsuccessfully to get him to wake up. It was slow so nbd, I went and informed the DJ of the situation and went about my way. About a half hr later I went in the back with another guy and the drunk dude was still back there. My manager eventually woke him up and helped him out, gave him water, etc. It was crazy though.

Miss_Red
02-27-2015, 02:03 PM
I don't know where the student who keeps buying half-hour VIPs from me gets his money, or who's paying off that credit card he keeps using, and I don't know how he's going to pass that test tomorrow when he stayed until 2:30 emptying his wallet on me.

But the good news is his money is in my pocket...again! May he pass that test and continue to make poor decisions with me.

Legz541
02-27-2015, 02:41 PM
Thursdays are usually pretty busy, not last night. Painfully slow with girls outnumbering customers. Fortunately for me I was one of the only girls on shift that has a strong hustle (or willingness to deal with) foreign born Hispanic men. The only color I see is green. A drawn out boring shift but I met my weeknight $ goal and it came quite easily:)