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22lligm
02-27-2015, 05:18 PM
Last night was pretty much how most Thursdays have been.. nothing crazy with about 50 girls working. I got there late and as soon as I got there I heard girls saying how much it sucked and they regretted coming in. I was starting to think the same thing until I reminded myself "it only takes one". I got on the floor and the second or third guy I talked to immediately wanted to go in VIP and got 6 in a row :P I wanted to get two more but only managed one and then left 30 mins before closing. A total of 3 and half hours. I felt like I just walked in, got money, and left lol.
littlelizard
02-28-2015, 11:32 PM
Worked Friday day shift and left with over $1000. Super happy because it's been so long since I've made over $1000. Today was the worst I've ever done at my current club. Made less than $300. The club was slow and filled with girls yadda yadda yadda. Really I felt like shit because I'm about to get my period, didn't sleep well last night, and have the worst fucking allergies right now. Spring has come early in my part of town and I couldn't stop sneezing! But you know everything evens out. Over $1000 on one day and less than $300 on another, averages to $650 a shift, so that's not bad.
ScarletKitten
03-01-2015, 02:52 AM
Left early tonight. It was PACKED with nothing but time-wasters, young drunk cheap idiots, and just super annoying non-paying douche bags. I hated being there. I am so over stripping. I AM SO OVER STRIPPING. I can't wait to get out of this. I can't take it anymore.
domina
03-01-2015, 04:28 AM
Ok, this is pretty OT, sorry if mods have to move it, but I learned something useful in my nursing days and want to pay it forward: For smelly customers, putting a small amount of Vaporub above your upper lip will make you smell nothing but that. So very useful for the many smelly customers :)
the thing i worry about with smelly customers, is if their terrible smell will rub off ON me if i get too close
Selina M
03-01-2015, 11:03 AM
^ It totally will :( I danced for this super stinky guy one time, and when I got back to the DR, my shirt stank just like him. It sucked, I had to douse it in body spray to make it even semi-tolerable, and it was my only outfit I brought.
What is so hard about showering before you come into a club? Inconsiderate much?
Selina M
03-01-2015, 11:29 PM
Sunday is so unpredictable. I made $120 within the first 40 minutes, was steadily busy the next hour and a half, and then NOTHING for 2.5 hours. Got a short VIP after that and went home.
Also, since I won't have a credit next year taking care of a big chunk of my taxes ( SUPER sad face), I've had to start setting aside money for taxes... and that is probably the most depressing thing ever. Seriously. "Let's pay the government before I can divvy this up to myself!" Made me really sad when I was organizing my cash.
domina
03-03-2015, 10:01 AM
I made more on Monday night than I did on Saturday.
Danced for an English ex-Catholic-monk, who quit the monastery when he decided that he was definitely "too naughty" to keep up the facade any longer. He asked for "the darkest corner," called me "madam," and then made really dirty talk during the dances. I was shocked to hear that stuff coming out of the mouth of an ex-monk. But it makes sense, considering he was probably repressing urges for years. He asked me if i wanted to stop by the 24-hour-confessional with him after i got out of work. I said OK, I've never gone to confessional before, and then he chickened out and said he was too sleepy and had to go to bed instead. Hahaha. I emptied his wallet.
domina
03-03-2015, 10:07 AM
At the end of the night, a handsome Mexican boy was trying to get me to go home with him. His friends even came over to cockblock and tell him to give up, nothings gonna happen. I told him I'm a virgin and I'll only give him a BJ if he marries me. He backed down after that.
Miss_Red
03-03-2015, 11:35 AM
Last night was the Night of the Living Assholes. I had the wannabe pickup artist who told me to get myself a drink, then acted shocked when I expected him to pay for it, told me he's got no interest in dancing "but give me your phone number, and can you rub my back?" I had the guy at the rack who refused to tip, then demanded he be able to touch my pussy when I insisted ("For two dollars? Pussy must be cheap where you come from."). I had the fat bitches sitting in the corner laughing at everyone with their men and being jealous and unpleasant.
My middle fingers are sore.
22lligm
03-04-2015, 09:07 AM
Omg last night was by far the worst night I have ever had at this club. So bad. Barely any customers with too many girls. Nobody spending any money and girls just sitting around. I left around 1:30 and there weren't even any Ubers available because not enough people were out! Such a weird night. I guess the good thing was having the house mom fix my favorite heels. I wanted to give her 20$ but I did so bad I didn't even really have that to spare lol. I told her I would get her back Thursday. But damn what a shitty night! Supposedly Monday girls made money though so maybe I just picked the wrong weeknight. Oh and there was CLEARLY a pimp and his girl at the club. She was so pretty and really hot why would she have a pimp? But it was so clear that he was using her as bait. She threw money on my stage so I went to talk to them and the guy said they're from Vegas and I should go and have her "show me the ropes". Lol maybe if I was just starting out I would've fallen for it but last night I just felt bad for her. I think everyone knew they were a little sketchy though it looked pretty obvious.
ScarletKitten
03-05-2015, 10:37 AM
^^Same here! I had the absolute worst night last night, financially since 2013! I barely made back my house fee and that was it! I cried on the way home and sat in my parking lot afterwards and just cried and cried.
It was so awful I began contemplating either suicide or homelessness.
miss.a.p1600
03-05-2015, 11:25 AM
^^Same here! I had the absolute worst night last night, financially since 2013! I barely made back my house fee and that was it! I cried on the way home and sat in my parking lot afterwards and just cried and cried.
It was so awful I began contemplating either suicide or homelessness.
Argh! I hate when that happens. It's so hard not to take it personally. Like
[email protected] WTF I just wasted 6 hours. I know I've felt like the world was caving in and I was on the verge of a meltdown when I left with no money especially after leaving the comfort of home, commuting, getting dolled up, making and effort to hustle, and still.....nothing
Sorry to hear that though hope you guys weekend is more profitable.
kirakonstantin
03-05-2015, 11:37 PM
I had funeral and family stuff to deal with, so I had to take a LOT of time off. I was able to work Tuesday and tonight. Made my average both nights. I dug out some ponytail extensions and they seemed to work pretty well.
After two grabby asshole shifts, I think I needed the time off to regroup.
buttonpop
03-06-2015, 08:35 PM
Last night started with a cheap party crowd who were only buying one dance at a time for the most part. Then it died, which is a good sign for me, because it usually means a new crowd will be in soon. Sure enough, a new crowd came in just before close and I made three hundred in the last 10 minutes of the night, nearly doubling my night. i definitely need to write this one down for evidence of why i should keep a good attitude and never get discouraged when its bad, and to never give up! If I weren't on the prowl because I was busy sulking in the dressing room I would've missed out on that money.
Selina M
03-06-2015, 09:21 PM
33 girls today at 4 pm. I literally lost $25. Had to listen to the girl in my dressing room (I use the empty nude side one) say how she made $420 while I'm sitting there with $50.
I really think I need to change clubs. I can't do this same-old-customers thing. I need traveling businessmen and people I don't have to worry about making regulars out of.
It's also making a vicious cycle for me, where I lose my aggressive hustle and just sit around all sulky.
charlie61
03-06-2015, 11:17 PM
33 girls today at 4 pm. I literally lost $25. Had to listen to the girl in my dressing room (I use the empty nude side one) say how she made $420 while I'm sitting there with $50.
I really think I need to change clubs. I can't do this same-old-customers thing. I need traveling businessmen and people I don't have to worry about making regulars out of.
It's also making a vicious cycle for me, where I lose my aggressive hustle and just sit around all sulky.
I have always hated regulars with a passion...I could viscerally feel my energy leaving my body whenever I had to deal with one. Every now and then, you might get a traveling businessman who violates you on a single occasion, but in my experience, it is the slow creeping of personal boundaries that occurs when dealing with regulars that feels the most damaging over time. It feels like they're trying to extract your soul - they always want more, more more for less, less less. :shudders:
It's an issue that's carrying over to other jobs for me, now. When I was doing massage therapy, which is also a regulars-based industry, I detested my regular clients, largely due to (I believe) PTSD from dancing. I was good at my job and far too professional for anyone to have guessed my actual feelings about them.
kirakonstantin
03-07-2015, 02:29 AM
I'm all kinds of blah today. The club took it's sweet time getting busy and I was already wiped out when I went in, so my energy sucked. I made my average and wanted to leave at 11:00 but the DJ talked me into staying. Dealt with an annoying bachelor party, with one member obsessed with organic chemistry and was "watching my left eye." Fucking weirdos.
littlelizard
03-07-2015, 06:21 AM
This week has been super weird for me. Day shift has been so shitty, like leaving with $100 shitty. Usually I do pretty decent during day shift too. Night shift has been great, like making an extra zero behind whatever I make in day shift. Me thinks I need to start working more night shifts.
Selina M
03-07-2015, 09:37 AM
Yeah, yesterday was bad. The list of girls who sold VIP bands was a full page... but we also had 33 girls... so it was like 1 per girl, a few with 2. Several night shift girls were there at 4pm (??!!), they were getting on the DJs last nerve, one was obviously on meth. One of the nicer day shift girls almost knocked the resident Royal Cunt out over customer thievery.
The club was "busy" but it was also full of guys eating lunch and groups of Mexicans or young dudes drinking beer. I hate that, I feel lazy for not approaching everyone but it's like UGH those guys never spend.
Is it me or does girls bragging about the earnings in the DR greatly increase whenever it's shitty? The whole 8 months I've been at this club, I've heard a little bit of bitching about low earnings, but NEVER anyone bragging. Last night I witnessed a night girl claim to have made $900 on Monday (and she doesn't even get on the floor until 10pm), another counting a smallish stack of money, announcing "$472.." and glancing at the clock to get the exact hours she worked, "in 4 hours and 20 minutes", and then Nice Day Girl bitching about how Royal Cunt is "a greedy bitch who's already made $1000" today (according to what Royal Cunt says).
'Cause ya know, that doesn't make me feel extra shitty, when I'm walking out with $115... even though they're probably largely full of shit.
kirakonstantin
03-07-2015, 10:01 AM
^ I've noticed this too. The worse it gets, the greater the bullshitting about money. At my old clubs, where they tracked dances religiously, I used to be really cool with some of the managers and regularly saw the dance count and tipout books. The girls who bragged about how they always made 700-800 were logging in less than 100 and no VIP, so no opportunity for much in the way of extras. They were flat out lying. I mentioned previously about the girl who was bragging about her money and got busted when the manager came in and asked her to check in. There was another who went on and on about being "top earner" all the time. Uh... I know who's on top at that club and she was not one of them. Not even close. In fact, she wasn't even in the top half.
I think they do it to either discourage other girls, so there's less competition or to make themselves feel better about the shit money. Either way, anyone who volunteers information about their money or status is lying 99% of the time.
22lligm
03-07-2015, 11:55 AM
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HallelujahHopkins
03-07-2015, 12:10 PM
Hadn't danced for a few weeks due to busting ass at my day job (I love it to death and it's such a good cause but working all week and making less money than I would in 5hrs is depressing; the more I work there the poorer I am). I was getting crazy anxiety about going in again, building it up to be so nasty and fucked up. Kept putting it off and made my BF cover bills for a while, promising to pay him back. Heart was freaking out before my first stage set.
And then I had a really fun night. Everyone fawned over me, and I felt really confident about enforcing boundaries. At the end off a few songs one guy just unzipped and I laughed in his face and left with my money. It was ridiculous rather than traumatizing. I sat down a lot because my body wasn't used to being so high energy so late at night, went to the DR whenever I felt like a breather.
One mistake was wearing fishnets. I don't have callouses on my feet anymore and by the end off the night it felt like walking on a cheese grater. I got these fucked up sliver blisters.
I made a little over $400 which I really appreciated for how little hustling I did. And everyone liked my hair (it's super short now and I didn't bother to style it- looked like Monroe stuck a fork in a plug). Most of all it felt soooo good to make enough money to run my life like an adult. $400 takes me two weeks to earn at my new job. Two weeks of intensive intellectual, physical, and emotional effort. Being a giggly blonde bombshell for that kind of cash was not all that difficult.
NicoRico
03-07-2015, 01:22 PM
Last month was really lucrative for me and I went into work last night thinking we were on an upswing with tax refunds. I had a couple weekends in a row of entire bachelor parties loving me and my confidence was so high! Las night no one was tipping on stage and in an 8 hour shift I made $350 doing single $20 dances. People were lame and girls get catty when it's a bad night. I was pulled over on the way home and I came home to amy roommate'so wasted brother on the couch who immediately starts hitting on me. Bad night. I know $350 is awesome and it is a really good amount of cash to leave with, but I feel like now that I had such a good month, anything less and it's a waste of the effort I put into getting ready and looking super hot and being really bubbly and sexy. I really need to sell VIA but I have this weird worry that I don't want to scare away someone who will spend $100 in dances, but might be intimidated by $250 for half an hour in VIP.
michele11
03-07-2015, 02:53 PM
Haha. Never posted in here but did really good for the depression and anxiety I'm going through. I spotted this guy in the upstairs area by our vips rooms. He was standing by our satelite stage holding the bar ( where if you dance on it you can it goes across) and in the other hand he had a drink ( I could tell was vodka on the rocks he was almost spilling). I walk up and go" Hey are you going to get up there and dance for me'? He was like that's the best oppening line I've heard. He went right back to vip and they were calling me on stage so I made it quick. Lol. Then I sold 5 more. Two were guys I saw getting money out of the atm and I walked up and said "is that for me'??? I need to put that in hustle hut because 80% of the time they say maybe then I talk them into vip. I'm right there and we have the cash. Oh and my favorite guy who I met 2 years ago came in. He did 2 vips. He actually waited in the car the first time his friend came and I met him the second and we talked about music and low and behold he plays guitar. He calls me ac/dc queen. Lol. I hope he comes back tonight.
michele11
03-07-2015, 02:55 PM
Oh. Lol. He waited in the car that time because he's super shy.
SnuffleUffleGrass
03-07-2015, 03:10 PM
On my way into the club, two guys were exiting and i heard one of them say to the other, "Man, every time i fall in love with a stripper, it just never works out…"
omg lol comedy gold....now a days it sounds sweet, given that adult biz workers are treated like they are going to sprout devil horns at any second.
rareaspasia
03-07-2015, 08:25 PM
Young dude tells me that he's introduced himself to me thirteen times and still can't understand why I never remember him. "Are you sure it was me, sweetie?" "Oh yeah, I'm sure. I can't help but remember how beautiful you are. I don't do dances though, I just want to find someone to hang out with..." I interrupt him with, "And that's why I never remember you. Have a good night." And walk off.
They call a feature, which I don't sell because it's that weird time where people are leaving or just getting in. Loser dance on stage.
Traveling businessman, I try a technique I read about in a thread here where you talk about loving traveling (which is legit, I really do love it which translates to genuine enthusiasm) which is supposed to subconsciously prime them with idea of traveling, and he traveled right back to the lap dance area, but just for three songs. I think the technique helped but honestly I get the feeling he'd have gone regardless from the way he looked at me as I was walking over initially.
Sat around for a bit, didn't really see anyone worth approaching. Lap dance room was empty. Chatted with other girls and staff. Thought about cooking shows and how I'd give Alton Brown a free lapdance just for his cornbread recipe. Decided to make cornbread this weekend.
Noticed that I seem to be doing pretty well on stage, which is unusual. This is not a big stage money club unless you are one of the pole ninjas or it's Fri/Sat. Is it the new boots I'm wearing?
They call another feature. I'm annoyed because they usually only do one. Realize they're probably trying to get the crowd to open up. Sell it to a young kid from the Midwest. He tells me to come back later and then later doesn't seem to want to tip me onstage even though he's at the tip rail and avoids eye contact while sulking. WTF?
See a former customer that I'm on good terms with (he moved from paying customer to that guy that gives dancers rides and is probably getting free pussy but is always respectful and isn't weird to me) and go to say hello because he'll tip a twenty for a minute of conversation. His friend digs me and tips me ten within a minute of me saying hello. Buys me a (fake) drink. Continues to tip me ten to twenty every song or so for dancing around next to him and basically giggling and having light conversation. I stay put because it's about what I'd make selling dances. Puts me in handcuffs for a song (no surprise there, his buddy the former customer was big into bdsm, which was why he used to like me back when I had Bettie Page hair and looked goth). They were quick release so I wasn't worried about getting in a bad situation. He has me tip girls on stage 5-10 each periodically. Halfway through our time together I excuse myself to change out of my boots to regular heels because the boots are making me sweat like a nasty pig.
They leave and I think about doing the same because I'm tired but decide to stick it out because my day job schedule will be keeping me from working next week. I'm the last girl on stage and end up getting rained on by a couple for one song then rained on by another guy for the next song. Sweet. Glad I stayed.
So for once I had a nicely profitable low stress shift. I only did a few dances and made the bulk of my money off tips and the amount I made was pretty decent for a Thursday. I could have made more if I'd really hustled at certain points but I just got past a period of being burned out and am focusing on putting my sanity before money.
buttonpop
03-07-2015, 09:18 PM
I came into work in a bad mood because I had lost my phone and spent hours looking for it, and was late as a result. I HATE feeling rushed and resented paying the late fee, so I considered just skipping work... plus I had almost gotten hit by three separate idiot drivers on the way over to pick my phone up from the store I realized I left it at. Like, slamming on the breaks inches away from a head on collision, three times within 5 minutes. It was stressful and I was literally screaming at the other drivers in anger.
I was in a pretty bad mood, but I figured I might as well just readjust my nightly goals to be lower and go in anyway, because some money was better than no money and I had nothing else to do that evening anyway. I was sitting in the back (I dont like to look bored on the floor, so if there's nobody to hustle I go sit in VIP for a bit until new people come in) and a fellow dancer came in and sat by me. She noticed my frown and I told her what was wrong. She immediately started telling me how fortunate and lucky I was that neither of those cars managed to hit me, and she told me a story about how her car rolled when she wasn't wearing a seatbelt once, and how she was so grateful to god that she was alive after the accident. I realized she was totally right, and I was looking at the situation from a bad attitude. In my phone i typed up a quick snippet about all the reasons I was annoyed, and then I wrote twice as much about how I was lucky to have found my phone and to have avoided car accidents and to arrive safely at work, and how I was so lucky to have the opportunity to make hundreds of dollars in a single night, and in a single night could earn more than I used to make in a month at my old job. My attitude turned around and I walked out of the room smiling. Within twenty minutes I found a customer and sold an hour to him. Bam. You can look at a situation from a variety of perspectives... try seeing things from a different point of view. Attitude is everything!! I ended up having an amazing night.
michele11
03-08-2015, 03:06 AM
I'm so pissed. Full moon all week and tonight they are retards ! I fucken went with this guy who called me over ans recognized me from last year and he didn't get a vip and when I get done there's my good shy regular leaving because he has been looking for me for an hour and he had to fly out at 5am. Lovely. I can't complain I did 6 vips last night but ugh. I did 1. My average is 3-5 especially on fri and sat. i couldn't even converse with anyone tonight. I still did good but the bouncer was like " damn you did the most vips last night,' I'm sure you're going to again. yeah no.
MelissaRenee
03-08-2015, 01:16 PM
Pretty weird night. Absolutely nothing happening for me other than table dances here and there. So I'm strolling around the room with a glass of wine in my hand after talking to a regular about reptilians and conspiracy theories and this really young guy grabs my hand out of nowhere and is like "take me somewhere." So I tell him the price for the half hour assuming he's not got a hell of a lot of money and take him up. Then my stripper mind is like "hey, let's just do the hour while we're up here" when the VIP host was taking his card. He got the hour and we shared a bottle of champagne and he was very gentlemanly and sweet and we talked for most of it (about how he was there for his friends bachelor party) with dancing in between. When the hour was up, I told him I'd love to do another hour with him. He told me he couldn't afford the hour but could do the half hour...so we did that! After that, mainly guys from this convention coming through town (which was meant to be huge but so far every guy I've spoken to from the convention has been cheap as heck!) getting table dances from me. One guy called me over, pulled my hair and didn't buy a dance. I went home at close and had a pretty average night but all in all can't complain because this week has been terrible for most of my co workers and I had a pretty bad night last night.
miss.a.p1600
03-08-2015, 02:04 PM
I suggest vip to a guy after sitting with him for longer than I usually do. He claims he will buy but makes a rude remark like "I'm not going to feed you cash all night I know you're here to make money so you can walk around if you want"
Ugh! I hate when they make stupid ass remarks.
Well too bad fucker I'm already here and im going to make sure you keep your word. So I finally get him to do a whopping 2 dances.
I keep hustling and make more money but I hate crowds and cigarette smoke and loud ass music so I make as much as I can in 3 hours and leave.
As I'm leaving i tell dancers in dressing room how one of my old regulars decided to pop up at the club and dance with a known extras girl then we go back for vip dances and he get mad I won't let him suck on my boobs like "what? I can't suck your tits I've been coming to see you all this time?" Um no mutherfucker. Then the dancers in the dr say they let customers suck their tits if they sell them a room. Ugh!!!! SMMFH! WTF?!?
I can't understand how some of these dancers with boyfriends / husbands do not consider them going the extra mile as cheating. Or maybe since it's their boobs they don't count. Or maybe they have open relationships as long as the money is coming in. Idk To each his own I guess.
22lligm
03-08-2015, 05:09 PM
Has anyone else's club been shitty lately? I'm trying to be positive but damn like 3 nights in a row I've barely made any money! And it's not just me either it's a lot of girls at my club. It's either dead and nobody is spending or it's really busy and still nobody is spending (other than a $10 dance). What's going on??
charlie61
03-08-2015, 05:49 PM
I suggest vip to a guy after sitting with him for longer than I usually do. He claims he will buy but makes a rude remark like "I'm not going to feed you cash all night I know you're here to make money so you can walk around if you want"
Ugh! I hate when they make stupid ass remarks.
Well too bad fucker I'm already here and im going to make sure you keep your word. So I finally get him to do a whopping 2 dances.
I keep hustling and make more money but I hate crowds and cigarette smoke and loud ass music so I make as much as I can in 3 hours and leave.
As I'm leaving i tell dancers in dressing room how one of my old regulars decided to pop up at the club and dance with a known extras girl then we go back for vip dances and he get mad I won't let him suck on my boobs like "what? I can't suck your tits I've been coming to see you all this time?" Um no mutherfucker. Then the dancers in the dr say they let customers suck their tits if they sell them a room. Ugh!!!! SMMFH! WTF?!?
I can't understand how some of these dancers with boyfriends / husbands do not consider them going the extra mile as cheating. Or maybe since it's their boobs they don't count. Or maybe they have open relationships as long as the money is coming in. Idk To each his own I guess.
My boobs have PTSD just from the occasional custy who'd sneak a touch (with mouth, hands, etc.) against my will. I can't imagine working with that as the norm. It's been years since I've danced regularly, and I still get flashes of anger whenever anything brushes up against my nipples...
NightGoddess
03-09-2015, 11:00 AM
I've never had such a bad week. 3 nights in a row and my profit after paying rent ($450) is $15. For three days of work. I'm blaming the full moon, I didn't work last week, but the week before that I made like $2000 that week.
This has been the most disgusting week for me. My club usually attracts amazing customers who are here to spend money, respectful, etc. but these past 3 days have been a nightmare. There was a row of guys standing upwatching the stage on Saturday night, not tipping or buying dances, not even tipping the waitress. No one made money. The customers have been thugs and pimps, where we usually get businessmen. wtf happened this week what a nightmare oh my god.
Selina M
03-09-2015, 11:15 AM
Finally had a decent day yesterday. There were only 5 girls. I ascertained that I was the hottest one there, said "in that case, fuck $10 dances", and refused to do floor dances. The first guy I tried it on suddenly didn't speak English, but then the 2nd guy took me to the private room, and the guy after went to regular VIP. Hardly any customers after that so I relented and did 4 floor dances, for people who probably had 0 intention of buying, but in my head I was like "You are the only customers in here, I have a goal to make, you are getting a dance motherfucker" and it worked.
Then zero custies for at least 30 mins, so I bailed out before I would have had to tip night staff for the privilege of sitting in an empty club.
I agree with the full moon theory though. Both days I worked last week were weird, either super dead, or super busy with people only buying $10 dances, and there was SO MUCH DRAMA with girls.
LilyL
03-10-2015, 12:30 PM
Last Friday was so slow, so awful. I only did well because 80% of the girls were in the DR bitching and leaving early which allowed the few customers that trickled in go to me! Thank goodness Saturday made up for it. We are starting to get quite a few bachelor parties which really helps.
I was so busy with lapdances that I wasn't able to get to the back to dance for the VIP Room, which is fine by me. I made more up front.
I gave a lapdance to my first couple, its so awkward for me. I loved getting them with my ex before I was a dancer. But now I'm conflicted, should I give them both equal time? Then I'm afraid that the girl will get mad/jealous. Should I have them kiss and touch eachother? Gah! IDK. Its something I need to figure out, ASAP.
22lligm
03-10-2015, 05:16 PM
Well I'm glad it's not just my club. People I know in other service industries said their work has been just as slow so maybe it's just a weird phase business is going through at the moment. Hopefully it's SUPER temporary.
Selina M
03-10-2015, 09:24 PM
Yup, dead again. Aye carumba. Between the 20 girls through the place, only 11 VIP bands sold in 8 hours... ugh.
kirakonstantin
03-11-2015, 01:50 AM
Last night was awful. Not only was it painfully slow but we had a new DJ who only had Rap, 80's hair metal and funk. Nothing like trying to do a dance to the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I made enough to not regret going in.
Tonight looked like it was going to be an absolute fucking disaster, but it ended up awesome. I landed both of the big boys and tips like crazy. I'm WAY ahead this month so... Hello Skrillex!!!
Miss_Red
03-14-2015, 03:00 AM
DAE worst night ever? It was like Monday at my club tonight, except with 20 girls because Friday. I walked out with $50. Kill me.
~*SwanPrincess*~
03-14-2015, 04:02 AM
I haven't worked a shift so weird in years. It started out nicely, I had a few regulars come in back to back and everything went smoothly with no issues.
Then the second I was available a guy I didn't know bounded up to me and said he would "like a lap dance." He had very shifty eyes and was very awkward. No big deal, tons of strip club customers are "off" a little. As soon as I started dancing he asked if I saw people OTC, if I had cocaine, and if I would fuck him in VIP. Guys ask stuff like that at times, but I thought asking all kinds of questions like that in the first few seconds of a dance was a little weird.
No less than five minutes when I was done with him, another guy I didn't know got a dance and did the exact same thing. Hmmmm....The police investigated my club last summer and I'm wondering if they are sending undercovers in again.
After all that I spend time with a guy I've known for like a month, and he told me he made a paper doll to look like me and dresses her in different outfits he creates. WTF?!??
Then I ended up dancing for a guy that told me how he's obsessed with Fifty Shades of Grey and then tried to spank and bite me during his dances, so I had to cut that short too.
Thank god at the end I did two VIPS then left.
I'm starting to believe that Friday the 13th creepy stuff is real...I took a shower the second I got home and I just can't get over that a grown man has a paper doll of me....
domina
03-14-2015, 04:09 AM
You guys ever get the occasional drunk customer who acts really sweet at first, like he's enjoying the dances and wants to get to know you better, but when its time to pay, he freezes-
and when you demand the money, he all of a sudden starts acting surly and offended? And not only does he NOT have the money, he also gets loud and mean, calling you names, etc?
It's weird, I used to get them once in a blue moon- not often at all- but this week alone I got two, and they were super similar.
The first one (a few shifts ago) was bragging about how he is a music producer and has "girls riding his dick all the time" and was inviting me to go play with him at his penthouse, and when i asked him to pay for the dances first, he froze, then flat-out refused. I told a bouncer and we got money from his friend instead, all while this boy is screaming at me that I'm a whore, i should do escorting instead, etc. So dumb. I retorted, "Escorting is awesome, but you'd still have to PAY ME!" The guy's friend gave me an extra tip when he handed me the money. I told the guy's friend that since he gave me an extra tip, "i won't punch [him] in the face." The friend then said, "If you punch him in the face, I'll punch YOU in the face!" And then the bouncers had to intervene again. Management had a talk with me in the DR about how I need to step out of the situation next time, instead of causing things to escalate. I thought it was kinda funny how I was reprimanded for NOT punching anyone. I really wanted to! But I held back! I showed self-control!
Last night another drunk boy tried the exact same trick. I think it might be that their egos think they're such hot shit they can cop dances for free, and then they're upset that they actually can't. This guy was $5 short and still hollering, "You're a WHORE! A filthy, disgusting WHORE! You're a piece of shit! You make me sick!"
But instead of threatening to punch this one in the face, I just calmly told him, "Take that home and go to bed with it."
And i hope he does.
Anyways, advanced hustle technique, maybe? I could start hexing bad customers. Prayers work, and so do gentle, deliberate curses. I won't wish them any additional evils, i just want karma to hand them back the same dishes that they served.
NicoRico
03-14-2015, 10:12 AM
Until midnight I only made $60 from an old daytime regular, but I hustled really fast at the end and came out with $100 less than my night shift average. Fridays are becoming so weird and difficult. we will fill up, but nobody will be spending. February was actually better for me!
Selina M
03-14-2015, 10:12 AM
You guys ever get the occasional drunk customer who acts really sweet at first, like he's enjoying the dances and wants to get to know you better, but when its time to pay, he freezes-
and when you demand the money, he all of a sudden starts acting surly and offended? And not only does he NOT have the money, he also gets loud and mean, calling you names, etc?
Oh God yes, I had one similar who was all mushy and "I want you to get to KNOW me and we all just want love" and then the minute I expected him to pay me for my time he did a 180* and started demanding to cum for his money. Alcohol brings out the bipolar worst in some people.
newb2
03-14-2015, 09:06 PM
I thankfully had a really good night tonight. And it was pure luck lol. Me and another girl did a lesbian stage show and a guy seemed to like it. Thankfully he was literally the only one in the club who had money and he spend almost 20 000DKK (which is like $2500) on me and the other girl. So woop
kirakonstantin
03-15-2015, 01:48 AM
Yesterday was a fucking nightmare. Not only were there a shitton of dancers, there was zero money. In fact, most of the custys were cunty women. Wtf. Why do straight women come into strip clubs? They don't get dances or tip, they whine about how expensive drinks are and treat us like shit. I was in the restroom and these lardasses were talking so much shit about us. I came out of the stall, washed my hands and gave them an obvious head to toe lookover before laughing at them and leaving. Fucking bitches. I'm here to make a living, not to be heckled so some nasty slag can feel better about her pathetic self.
A manager from my old club came in before I did, trying to recruit girls. They've been doing this for a while, so I'm not surprised. What cracked me up is that they sent the manager that sexually harasses all of the dancers in. Not exactly the best impression to send in the manager who's missing most of his teeth, is stoned out of his mind and has the mentality of a retarded dog.
I don't really think there's anything to Friday the 13th but... I'm not working another one anytime soon. It makes people weird.
22lligm
03-15-2015, 11:31 AM
Friday was good and last night was okay. A lot busier and more people spending on Friday. I had some douchey looking guys say they hangout with girls for free usually and I said "that's why you're in a strip club.." and they freaked out calling me a "dick" (guessing they wanted to call me a bitch lol) and i'm "too hot to be a dick" lol ookay. Then last night I met a guy who is from Iraq and he said if I ever went there the men would "eat me" because I would be "dessert" to them. Wtf.
kirakonstantin
03-15-2015, 10:46 PM
Tonight rocked. I was the first dancer to check in... At 4:30! There were a group of 3 drunk guys and a regular in VIP. Easy money. The drunk guys got annoying as fuck but they fixated on the next dancer who came in. It was boring slow until the last hour, when another regular came in and had me tip the dancer onstage. I always do a little show with the other dancer and the drunk guy got interested in my again, which was good for a few $20's onstage.
I made double my average, on a painfully slow night. Woo hoo!!!
Prettyglitter
03-18-2015, 01:56 AM
Finally broke my record after a month off from working. :o)
~*SwanPrincess*~
03-18-2015, 05:46 PM
It started off quiet and then this well dressed middle age guy came in out of nowhere and wanted a drink with me. He started asking me very personal, weird questions and I lied on some of the answers but went along with the conversation. Then all the sudden he loudly proclaimed he "LOVED short girls" right after he pointed out what a giant I am. (5"6?! Really?)
Then he started bragging about what a smooth cheater he is and how his wife has no idea he hooks up with multiple other women every week and had been for years. He said dancers from my club always go to his hotel when he's in town (yeah right.)and whipped out a picture of one of his very homely mistresses. All of that struck a nerve having recently gotten divorced from a shady asshole just like that, so I just got up and walked away.
After that I danced with some random nice guys and then did a VIP with a young guy who was very sweet and generous and then I left early. I don't know why I feel very emotionally drained from today. I usually work Thursday's but im going to take tomorrow off.