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kirakonstantin
03-29-2015, 02:58 AM
I hate the DJ I had to put up with tonight. I seriously cannot stand him.
I worked until around 12:30 last night. This morning, I got a call from the day manager, who asked me to come in because there were no girls. Okay. I went in, danced for every customer and took a break after two hours. One customer was a grabber who used every line ever to excuse him touching my boobs after I told him not to. I finally said "I don't give a fuck. Touch me again and I will hit you." Dude had the nerve to ask for a hug afterward.
I went back in at 9 and the DJ insisted on playing evetything but what I asked him to play. I finally complained to management after he just flat out refused to even come close to my genre and played gangsta rap instead, with every other word being the N word. Honestly, I find that kind of thing offensive, along with heavy references to drugs, booze and misogynistic crap. I finally complained and it still didn't improve much.
He's the DJ for the Grand Opening. I think I might back out of doing the feature and not even bother to work. I'm sick of this guy.
Miss_Red
03-29-2015, 03:36 AM
Nina_, good luck!! That sucks SO much, here's hoping your car is easily fixable and your face heals quickly.
SUCH a weird shift tonight for me, again. I did a double. First half was dead--we had maybe 5 customers. I pulled the only dance of the day, which made me feel cool, but Christ what a waste of time. Damn.
One of the girls on that shift that I hadn't talked to before came up to me and said "Oh, you're ___? I hear you're a real hustler. Are you working tonight? They won't put me on shift at night, I don't know why!" It was an awkward fucking conversation. Two hours later she was so drunk she could barely stand up and I thought to myself "Oh, I guess that's why."
At the very end of mid-shift, people start coming in and I start hustling a guy hard. It's going well...until awkward-conversation-girl comes up to him and starts straight up grinding the guy as I'm chatting him up. The guy held out for a while and I tried to ignore her but eventually she got his attention, of course. I swooped in the minute she went to stage, we agree to do a private dance right after my stage set, I leave him alone for 2 fucking minutes and off he goes with the other girl. I'm mad at myself now for allowing this to happen--ugh! I knew I shouldn't have left him alone around her, and I did it anyway. It sent me into a weird tailspin and I whiffed on a few dances I should have gotten...eventually I got the first guy for a half-hour after Ms. Cutthroat was done with him, and that was basically my only money to speak of for the entire night.
Oh, and I had a woman ask me to get her a glass of water as I got on stage, her girlfriend demand that I french kiss her before she tipped me, and their friend, after asking for a recommendation for a good private dancer, look me up and down, say "Bigger Boobs!", then walk away. How is it that women always contrive to make me feel WAY more like a piece of meat on display at a butcher shop then any man would dare to do?
If PDX could stop sucking ass money-wise, that'd be great.
Nina_
03-29-2015, 06:00 AM
Thanks ladies. It really is my fault, I had been drinking (not like wasted, but certainly legally intoxicated) so I decided to drive to my mom's instead since she lives in Detroit, close to the club, and Detroit cops generally don't give a fuck, whereas I live in a suburb 35 mins away. Well obviously getting behind the wheel was a bad idea, I could have hit someone. Thankfully the cops who showed up at the scene didn't give me a DUI. They asked if I had been drinking and I admitted it, and they just called me a cab and towed my car (to a tow yard that costs $230 as soon as your car gets there wtf). Anyway, the cops immediately asked if I needed EMS and I said no (I really didn't) but I didn't know it at the time but I looked like something from the Walking Dead. My face was COVERED in blood! My mom was so worried and petrified when she first saw me (her worst nightmare is my face getting fucked up), but once she cleaned my face she was very relieved to see it was just a few cuts. I thought I'd be able to work today but my lips are still huge (one of my teeth is hella sore; if I didn't have airbags it'd be gone). I have a couple cuts that look like they won't scar and a black eye. Everything can be covered with makeup except my lips. I'm waiting to tow my car until I get in touch with my mechanic who always has fixed things for me for like half price, vs going to some other mechanic who might try to overcharge me. I'll just get a rental for now. It sucks because apparently during the crash a buncha my stuff flew out of my bags, like my dance license which is missing. Can't work without it so it better be in that car! All in all I am just thankful that nobody was severely injured and I didn't get a DUI. I'll NEVER make that idiotic decision again.
Nina_
03-29-2015, 07:29 AM
And the part that sucks is getting my car towed and fixed is going to have to come out of my boob job fund. :( I wanted to put 2-3k in a special savings account every month for the next few months until I have enough for the boobies + a month or so off's worth of money for expenses. Now i have to back-pedal. Lol. Dammit!
BarbieNYC
03-29-2015, 05:37 PM
Nina that's rough glad you are okay. Thank goodness u didn't get a dui. And its a good thing u have a mechanic u can go to. Hope everything heals up quickly so u can go back to work.
back to the urban clubs I go.
I was commuting 2 hrs to go work in other boroughs and finally gave up with new York and went to jersey. Its actually a faster commue for me than trying to work in other parts of new York. And the clubs don't close at 4 so I'm home in bed by 3-330 :)
kicking myself for not doing it sooner. I missed urban clubs. I forgot how good it felt when someone makes it rain. I don't ever think I'll get tired of that feeling.
btw are urban clubs the new cool hangout spot because last night I felt like there were more female customers than men at the club
Nina_
03-29-2015, 07:22 PM
Nina that's rough glad you are okay. Thank goodness u didn't get a dui. And its a good thing u have a mechanic u can go to. Hope everything heals up quickly so u can go back to work.
Thank you! Unfortunately, my mechanic has a new young wife who is insecure and keeps deleting all the fb messages I send him. And she's pretty possessive. This is a guy I met when I was like 17 or 18, a regular at a restaurant I worked at. He was in love with me, my twin, and our best friend once we started hanging out with him . He was about 8yrs older than me and an alcoholic at the time, he was a lonely guy who fell for girls easily. His new wife he hasn't known as long but neither I nor my sister or friend have ever even thought of having any sort of sexual relations with him, he was our hilarious pal. But if his wife is insecure and possessive I could see how her perception is different if she knows his past of falling for girls easily (usually ones he can't have lol). I'm just gonna call his job tomorrow and ask to speak with him and see what he says.
SweetJulia
03-29-2015, 07:29 PM
Nina, so glad you're mostly ok and didn't get a DUI. I had one in 2010. Three grand in legal fees and repairs, three days in DUI.hotel, and ten days house arrest. Oh, and six months of driving with a suspended license. Please be careful, you're too hot for jail.
Nina_
03-29-2015, 07:31 PM
I had a fight this past weekend. These two bitches were in the bathroom and one got an attitude with me so I responded to her with an attitude, when I did that her friend grabbed me by my hair from behind and started to punch me in the face so I turned around punching her back, throw her on the floor get on top of her and just start beating her ass. security came right in tho so we didn't have much time, too bad.lol. I don't ever start fights but hey since she grabbed me I had no choice. After the bouncer was acting like I started it and like it was my fault, come to find out management has known the girl who grabbed me since she was a kid, no wonder they stood up for her, nobody got fired, nothing happened. I went right from being pulled off this girl in the bathroom to give dances to a customer.lol, didn't have to brush my hair, change or nothing. This girls hits felt like taps, how stupid does she look and now I wonder y the hell she's always starting shit with other girls if she cannot even fight..? Oh well I proceeded to have a wonderful $$ night
Haha go Ava$! I love this story. A similar thing happened to my sister once. A girl got jealous cuz it was a slow night but her regular came in and spent a buncha money on her so the jealous girl threw a bottle at my sister's face so my sister punched the girl in the face and she fell out of her seat and they grabbed them and did not fire them but sent both of them home... As my sister waslking down the stairs the same girl sneaks her and grabs her by her hair from behind but my sister flipped her over and beat her ass so badly when the bouncers pulled my sis off they tried to fire her but she insisted they look at the cameras, which they did, and saw that the other chick clearly started it, so they fired her instead of my sister. But of course they let her back like a month later.
Nina_
03-29-2015, 07:33 PM
Nina, so glad you're mostly ok and didn't get a DUI. I had one in 2010. Three grand in legal fees and repairs, three days in DUI.hotel, and ten days house arrest. Oh, and six months of driving with a suspended license. Please be careful, you're too hot for jail.
Thanks! It's crazy 'cause I'm usually very cautious about drinking and driving. It's definitely a wake up call, though!
Haha go Ava$! I love this story. A similar thing happened to my sister once. A girl got jealous cuz it was a slow night but her regular came in and spent a buncha money on her so the jealous girl threw a bottle at my sister's face so my sister punched the girl in the face and she fell out of her seat and they grabbed them and did not fire them but sent both of them home... As my sister waslking down the stairs the same girl sneaks her and grabs her by her hair from behind but my sister flipped her over and beat her ass so badly when the bouncers pulled my sis off they tried to fire her but she insisted they look at the cameras, which they did, and saw that the other chick clearly started it, so they fired her instead of my sister. But of course they let her back like a month later.
lol, yea I woulda thought at least one of us woulda been sent home but no we all stayed all night, I was so hoping this girl tried fighting me again so I could finish what was started but no, nobody tried anything else after the fight.
I ran outta gas my last shift on the way home, Im driving a rental and had been drinking so I really thought that even tho the light was on id make it to a gas station but no the car literally stopped less than a minute away from a gas station so I had to wait 2 hours for the damn roadside assistance to get there. The guy was an hour late and my phone ended up dying, what a shitty morning! I was totally rude to the fuck who was an hour late getting to me and to the ppl on the phone but I was pissed, I fell asleep in the car waiting.
I also saw dennis rodman at our club, I blew him off cause I hate celebrities n there attitudes of feeling like I'm supposed to get on their dicks cuz there famous attitude, I guess I have a prejudice against celebrities. After I thought about how stupid it was for me to act like that especially since he was nice to me asking me what I drink n stuff but then I googled his net worth and he's super broke so that made me feel better.lbs. I was wondering y he wasn't spending any money, on girls or bottles or anything…
Selina M
03-29-2015, 10:50 PM
Some guy try to shove his hand up a girls pussy 30 seconds into a song, and he got his ass BEAT by the manager. Manager choked him until he was unconscious, dragged him out by his ankles, and he woke up to the manager, huge DJ and huge bathroom attendant all in his face screaming that he needed to give them his wallet. They shook him down and the girl got $50 for her trauma.
I definitely feel safe there!
Vyanka
03-29-2015, 10:56 PM
Some guy try to shove his hand up a girls pussy 30 seconds into a song, and he got his ass BEAT by the manager. Manager choked him until he was unconscious, dragged him out by his ankles, and he woke up to the manager, huge DJ and huge bathroom attendant all in his face screaming that he needed to give them his wallet. They shook him down and the girl got $50 for her trauma.
I definitely feel safe there!
WOW, that's awesome!! I wish all managers were like that!! He needs to be cloned...
Selina M
03-30-2015, 02:02 AM
^ Seriously. The club has a lot of negative reviews on Tuscl/Yelp about the bouncers and management doing that stuff, but ya know what, it's usually not unwarranted. If you choose to be a gropey asshole, they won't hesitate to make an example out of you.
The best part of it was that his friends were outside, and got to see him dragged out, unconscious and bleeding from the nose... When asked if they were his friends they went "Oh uhhh, hem, haw, he's more of an acquaintance, I wouldn't say friend". Hahahahah.
domina
03-30-2015, 03:57 AM
Management tried to fine me for "not showing up to work on Sunday." Not quite $200, but triple-digits, and close.
I was taken aback because as far as I know, i have not missed any Sunday shifts. This lady tried pulling out a book and showing me my name circled, as if that makes her claim legitimate. I told her that I had to check my records at home first. She said "fine… but you're still gonna have to pay."
LUCKILY for me, i keep all original copies of the schedule sheets they hand out, AND copies of the schedule i transcribe into an analog personal calendar where i write exactly what i do every day, AND a notebook of all earnings, pay-outs, and expenses, tracking per day/ shift/ hours.
And guess what? I did not miss a shift on Sunday.
Bringing all of this in to work tomorrow, as supporting evidence. I can't believe they almost made me pay for their own logistical mistakes. That's so sick.
domina
03-30-2015, 04:04 AM
And in the notebook for today's entry, I'll add that I was wrongfully accused of missing a Sunday shift, so that if they ever try to pull this stunt on me again NEXT TIME, I'll know exactly what day, what hour they tried it last…
Details!! They're very important.
22lligm
03-31-2015, 12:38 PM
I actually made double last night on a Monday night shift than I did on Saturday night. Stripping is so unpredictable lol.
carmen_b
03-31-2015, 08:25 PM
Damn Domino , impressive organization!
domina
03-31-2015, 10:26 PM
Damn Domino , impressive organization!
hahaha thanks Carmen. Management checked the paperwork and realized i was right. And they also said they were amazed at how organized i am. $$$
Sparks
04-01-2015, 06:53 PM
Had my first shift at a new club & and 4th shift ever. I had a few awkward moments like getting on stage late :s
and having to go into the change room after other girls since I forgot the door combo.
I was happy with the money I made especially as a clean dancer in a fairly sketch club.
Overall it was a positive experience.
kirakonstantin
04-01-2015, 11:28 PM
Tonight was just a shitshow. I had to argue with the shithead DJ for quite a while about my feature tomorrow. Then, he gets on shift and plays 3.5 hours of gangsta rap, because a customer likes it. One customer, who only liked two dancers. The rest of us had to dance to godawful music. Other customers did come in but left shortly after because of the offensive music. Did I mention that the customer that the club catered to all night was slapping dancers on the ass so hard that he was leaving enormous bruises. One girl had to go home. Another had to sit on an icepack.
About 3 hours on, he took me off stage without consulting anyone about it. I asked the manager why I was off stage rotation and he had no idea. Who the fuck is running this club?
I'm debating whether to work the dayshift tomorrow and then quit or to just never go back.
kirakonstantin
04-02-2015, 11:02 PM
I went in tonight, out of responsibility. The feature was ok. 50 dancers, at least. My cold meds wore off and I nearly passed out halfway through my second stage because I couldn't breathe. Coughed for 10 minutes in the DR and left after I could take a few breaths without expelling a lung. Made $20 and would like to die now. Not sure how I made it home.
I'm glad I have cats. The baby just brought me her toys, my boy is licking my face and my girl is kneading my chest.
Aurora14
04-03-2015, 08:32 AM
First the club opened 2 hours late. It was scheduled, but the owner didn't tell me because I wasn't supposed to work until Saturday. So I sat outside the club waiting for an hour to get in.... No customers even came in until 10pm
We only had 2 bouncers. One was at the front door and our DJ was working the dance room. So the owner was our stand in DJ. Customers complained about the music. Dancers complained. It was rough. It felt like he was playing the same pop songs over and over. He didnt play any rock, rap, or alternative pop. The mood was god awful. No one got into a "party" mood. Uggh
I was outside with another dancer for a smoke break. A drunk customer tried to light her cigarette and lit her hair instead.... She's fine btw
I did so bad. I think I'm the only one that didn't get a gold room ($200 half hour). The chick I give rides to had 20 dances before midnight, I only got 9 the entire night. It didn't help me that at 1am I went and hibernated in the DR for the last 2 hours. I was in so much crampy pain that I felt like puking. I'm going to blame being sober. When I drink, I can't feel the pains as much.
I want to work tonight. I NEED to work tonight. I hope it's better.
kirakonstantin
04-04-2015, 04:36 AM
Tonight was really good. I was just popular for whatever reason and made bank on stage, which was awesome.
A mixed gender party came in and they were all really cool. For some reason a lot of female customers wanted to try dancing on stage. It was kind of baffling and amusing at the same time. The things people do when they're drunk.
There's more but I'm so tired I can't remember. I have one more day and I can take some time off. This cold is kicking my ass so badly that I bribed the DJ to take it easy on the fog machines. He did, for the most part, so I tipped him extra at the end of the night.
My cats were just as sweet as they were last night. Turns out that the baby got into a cupboard and found a bag of catnip. I've always wondered what they do when I'm at work.
22lligm
04-04-2015, 11:04 AM
Last night sucked for me. I got a really cute outfit though so I'm glad I went haha. It's like a onesie bathing suit thing thats nude in the front and red lace all on the back and made like a thong so it makes my ass look really good. Anyway..when I think back on my night I think "omg everyone was turning me down" but when I really think about it I just didn't approach as many customers as I could've. I ate too much and was in a shitty mood. I would like to repeat last Fri thru Monday.. I was doing really good like every shift. I refuse to end my week on a shitty note so I'm making sure I eat right today and keep a positive mindset $$$$:goodvibes$$$$
Selina M
04-05-2015, 10:44 AM
Last night I got recognized by another girl, eek... I thought SHE looked familiar, but like a friend of mine that I've only known a short time... she, on the other hand, asked if she knew me from somewhere, and then asked if I went to my high school. I lied and said no, and she started going on about how there was a girl who could be my twin, and how she was so sweet and innocent she'd never expect her to do THIS. I almost chuckled at the sweet/innocent thing; apparently if you weren't one of the girls fucking with the football and motocross guys, you were in that category. I don't care about people knowing, I guess I just didn't feel like talking to her, so I closed her opening.
Made half my $$ off one regular, then nada. Sat around bored, same guys for hours.
Another fight, this time some weirdo (guy in a fancy vest and tie, who just wandered around the perimeter all night) who didn't want to pay his bar tab. Somehow ended up with 3 bouncers/managers in a heap pinning him down, choking him, dragging him out. New bitch tried to get in the middle of it and a bouncer almost killed her, and then she got lectured in the office. For some reason, watching the fight and then a girl I don't like getting lectured put my energy way back up... that's fucked up.
After the fight and bitch getting lectured, I had a bunch of energy again (that's fucked up I know... I seem to pull energy off that kind of stuff) and made the rest of my $$.
The last 2 shifts, I've ended up only having to dance for 4-5 guys. It's so nice and I want it to continue.
whirlerz
04-05-2015, 11:32 AM
lol, yea I woulda thought at least one of us woulda been sent home but no we all stayed all night, I was so hoping this girl tried fighting me again so I could finish what was started but no, nobody tried anything else after the fight.
I ran outta gas my last shift on the way home, Im driving a rental and had been drinking so I really thought that even tho the light was on id make it to a gas station but no the car literally stopped less than a minute away from a gas station so I had to wait 2 hours for the damn roadside assistance to get there. The guy was an hour late and my phone ended up dying, what a shitty morning! I was totally rude to the fuck who was an hour late getting to me and to the ppl on the phone but I was pissed, I fell asleep in the car waiting.
Oooh, Ava!!! Reminds me, of when I was moving frm these jerk roomies..1st of all I was supposed to have 24/7 access to my storage, which the code or something wasn't put in for & it didn't work. Was trying to move bit by bit, late when they were asleep. So I had to drag all my crap bk to my place.
So then, after getting 2 long freight train stops, I get a third one, & my car dies. Right in the middle of a busy street. I had to call 3 X's to roadside ass't, & after I told them specifically my location, a nearby addy, town, & route #. Believe me, I got ugly on the phone.
Well it took them 3 hrs to get there, even after I told him he was using the wrong dispatch area, like 2 hrs away>:(. 2 guys, TG stopped & help me push my car off the road, which I hurt my back doing it myself. Btw, this's in below zero weather @ like 3am.>:(
Sorry for the t/j, one of these days I'll actually post on here when I'm bk working, just waiting for my Dr.
Nina_
04-05-2015, 06:38 PM
My last shift was actually decent. For the rest of the girls, it sucked (in fact a LOT of girls made under $100) but I hustled my ass off and also got a customer about an hour before we closed who spent about $350 totaling my night to about $750. I was hoping for a 1000 Saturday since my car accident has added a ton expenses but I'm grateful for what I made. I just returned to work Thursday, worked the last 3 days and they've all been similar money wise. My face is mostly healing, my lip still hurts but isn't swollen, I have one remaining cut near my eyebrow that is barely visible, and still a bit of a black eye - but it all disappears when I put on makeup so thankfully I've been able to get back to work and it feels great!
BarbieNYC
04-06-2015, 01:03 AM
I worked for free this entire weekend. I actually think im negative like $10.
I feel like crying. And I used to be so good at working urban clubs. But it's getting harder and harder to find low key urban club whales. And if they are spending money, all the girls flock to them. I miss my $1000 sports gambler customer :(
I guess im just super burned out. Definitely taking a few days to myself.
On the plus side, my last good shift a former dancer made it rain a $100 and some change after she saw the girls on stage steal my money from me. There are good female customers out there.
SammiMinasu
04-06-2015, 04:29 AM
My last shift (Saturday night) everyone else in my club complained about not even making tipout, while I walked away with $535 (from 9:30-1:30.) /Shrug. A lot of the night I didn't even have time to put my shoes on between customers, because they'd grab me for a dance on the way to the dressing room. I could never get away to choose my stage music.
I wish I could say "I hustled my ass off!" but really all I did was get drunk and dance for hours. lol New high record for me, I average 250-300.
skyegirl215
04-06-2015, 04:37 AM
my last shift was my first one ever. I was TERRIFIED and I honestly think it showed. I didn't feel as confident and had trouble trying to keep the energy up. Looking back on it I think that hurt me in the long run. Have another audition this afternoon so now that I've had one I'm able to go in guns blazing! I can do this!
Miss_Red
04-07-2015, 07:45 AM
Last shift I worked a double--day and mid. Day was horrible. The only person with any money came in, sat at my rack for one song, and then bought an hour of VIP from every other girl working, but not from me. Ouch. I took a mid-shift break and resolved to put it behind me, not to worry about it, and hustle my ass off. And I did! Came within $50 of my goal and made up for lost time during that mid shift. I'm proud of myself for rallying--I have a tendency to get really negative and depressed when things go badly, and I didn't allow that to happen yesterday.
Nina_
04-07-2015, 08:06 AM
My last shift was good but actually a bit underwhelming... it was opening day for our baseball team the Tigers, and the club I work at is right downtown, by their stadium, so it's a big deal. I've only been working at this club since October, so it was my first "opening day." So everyone there geared me up to think it was going to be all unbelievable. It was busy, yes, but a lot of cheapos. Didn't matter though, there were so many people that even if guys were only buying 1 or 2 dances you could still make money. It was just a pain in the ass. I was hoping for $1500+ but walked away with a little over $1300, so I am grateful of at least that.
And near the end of the night when things had died down and a lot of girls had left, one of the Tigers players came in, not a well known one though so while most people who work there know him by name, none of them were realizing who his was. But I'm a serious Tigers fan so after talking to him for like 30 seconds I realized it. So I started calling him by his first name lol. He denied it at first but eventually just kinda gave in haha. I danced for him, hungout with him, and even got his number (although I lost that number but I'm sure I'll find it).
Selina M
04-07-2015, 09:35 AM
Monday was SUPER slow and dead. I worked mid shift and sold ONE dance from 3 until about 7. Then from 7 to 9, me and my dressing room buddy were in and out of VIP like nobody's business. We high-fived on "dominating the VIP", hahaha. So, I made all my $$ off 3 guys again. I love not having to hop from lap to lap to sell $10 dances.
alibby
04-07-2015, 04:48 PM
My first shift last night was pretty awesome!
It was 7-2. My first dance ever omg this guy was aggressive, more than i probably shouldve let him be but it wasnt too bad. Two guys wanted otc but not dances like ugh if you want private time so bad lets go to the vip, i wasted too much time trying to convince those cheapos even tough one did give me stage tips and a foot massage at the end of my shift, so not complete waste of time, i just spent my last hour and half w him b/c i was tired. this one old fucker wanted 200 fs, tried to convince him way too long for dances ugh. this one guy sat right across from me during all my stages but didnt tip shit, ass! all in all, very decent first night ever, 320 before tipout :)
xStacey
04-08-2015, 09:26 AM
"Can I take a picture of your pussy?"
Hm no.
mm621
04-09-2015, 10:23 AM
I was scared to go in last night, because my last shift was terrible! I literally walked out with 10! I didn't even do that bad on my first night!! :o when I pulled in last night, the parking lot only had a few cars and I thought, "oh no..." but went in anyway since I made the drive && I haven't worked much and need the money. I made slightly over my average! I could have made more had I stayed later, but I had to wake up early for work in the morning! But hey, as long as I leave with 350 + on the nights I come in, I'm happy. Lol I'm going to test my luck and go in tonight, regardless of last week's Thursday night experience. 😄
Miss_Red
04-10-2015, 03:38 AM
My last shift started out DEAD: we had like 5 20-year old castrated man-children who were scared to talk to girls and refusing to tip--my least favorite. I made 2 dollars in 2 hours. And then...things started to pick up. Barely. But enough. My hustle was on point tonight: I think I got money out of everyone who had money, and if I missed anyone it's because I was in the VIP area. This wasn't my top-earning night, but I think this was the most together my hustle has ever been.
But mostly, I want to give a shoutout to Kaninchen, because I used her "Come ON, you sexy weirdo!" line at 2:30 AM on a drunk guy who was on the verge of saying no to me...and damned if it didn't work! I got three songs out of him, and he kept asking me what the hell I'd called him and laughing about it. That shit is so stolen, I'm using it all the time now.
NightGoddess
04-10-2015, 11:26 AM
Terrible night, a customer stole $100 from me, sneaked out of the building when I was on stage. I told my manager that he was headed towards the bathrooms and hadn't paid me yet, but he fucking didn't even try to go over there and get my money. I'm so pissed. I've never been more angry in my life at men.
Miss_Red
04-10-2015, 01:59 PM
Ugh, that sucks :(. Worst feeling ever, I'd rather make no money than work for free. And I'll never understand why management doesn't take it as seriously as dancers do. I mean, it's their cut too that's walking out the door!
buttonpop
04-10-2015, 08:42 PM
A few weeks ago I had a customer come in who was batshit crazy. Every few minutes he would randomly burst into song, he would constantly repeat himself, he had unlimited energy, and he's also super rich and really likes me. The last time he came in, when I finally got him back in VIP he spent about 30 minutes bullshitting, requesting songs, and breaking out in song and dance before he would hand over the credit card. When our hour was up, it took me another 20 minutes to get him to sign the fucking credit card receipt, just due to him being goofy/distracted and literally just singing random songs. At the very end of the night he bought another half hour from me and as we're walking the 3 feet between the VIP Host's booth and the CR, another dancer, we'll call her T, comes up and starts hustling my customer.... literally as we are walking back into the CR (which he already paid for.) He ended up sending his female friend in there to chat with me in the CR while he buys another CR with T. what the hell. I was pissed as fuck at T and the manager yelled at her at the end of the night. It ended up okay because I got my CR, but if she had come by seconds earlier (before he swiped his card) she would've stolen him out from under me literally as he was paying. At work she pretends to be extremely horny and stupid, but sometimes I wonder if the stupid part really is just an act. My customer was literally making fun of how stupid she was the whole time, and kept saying things like "This one needs a helmet" right to her face. She didn't react or seem to care (or she didn't get it...).
Anyway something about this customer must make the girls go batshit too. Because last night he came back in with his sexy model friend. They found another dancer they liked (we'll call her C) and wanted to take us back to do a CR together with the four of us, but unfortunately C was busy with another customer. As we are discovering this (at the VIP Host's booth), TWO different girls try to hop on the dick of the sexy model friend, one after another. The first one kept tapping my shoulder trying to get me to sell for her, and I was like, dude I'm busy enough just trying to get this dude to sign the fucking credit card receipt. I'm gonna work on getting him to swipe his card first and THEN worry about what girl it'll be. Finally she gave up and walked away. Then another dancer tried. She is known for being suuuupper aggressive, and she actually came up and tried to hustle the sexy model friend earlier in the night while I was standing with the two of them, but sexy model thought she was way too aggressive and was turned off. The funniest part of this whole thing is that if any of these dancers had tried to hustle the batshit one instead of the sexy model, they would've succeeded in all likelihood. Anyway the aggressive dancer literally pulled off sexy model's belt and was screaming about how she hasn't masturbated all week. I can't make this shit up. Sexy model was super bewildered and looked like a deer in the headlights. He ran away to the bar, clearly unable to turn her down even thought he wanted to, and feeling totally overwhelmed. I ran after him and asked him what he really wanted. He wasn't interested in any of the other girls, so we go back and tell the batshit dude that we're gonna go start in the CR now and he can pick the 2nd girl and meet us in there whenever he's ready. It took him 25 minutes to decide on a girl. I don't know what happened to aggressive dancer but I guess she must've gotten tired of his song and dance (literally) and given up. Meanhwile me and sexy model are having a great time. In the end, he showed up with C, the girl they both liked from the beginning anyway. hahahahahahahah.
I just hate it when dancer want me to sell for them, when I know for a fact that the customer isn't interested in them. It puts me in a really awkward position. Also they clearly didn't understand the situation that it was for all 4 of us to have time together and the girls kept latching on to only the sexy model one, meanwhile the batshit one is paying the bill and had the final say on who was getting paid anyhow, which is why i was busy dealing with him and trying to get him to stop being distracted and sign the credit card receipt. siiigh. hustle the customer with the credit card, not the one thats cuter, ladies.
Nina_
04-11-2015, 01:04 AM
Ehh today was a shitty Friday. It should not be like this in April. I made about $460 after tipout... a bachelor party came in around 10 or so, luckily, but before that there were like 0 customers. It was really, really bad. I really had to hustle. Hopefully tomorrow (well today technically) is better!
The highlight of my night was getting to the club and seeing that the little bag I keep all my fave outfits in had been found and saftely put up for me... I text the house mom way earlier and she said she hadn't seen it, and I searched the shit out of my car and apartment & knew it must have been left at the club so I was worried a girl took it even though it's really not a seedy club, but I've worked at clubs on 8 mile where a girl once stop my bikini top... right from the stage, while I was on stage! But my 6:30 or so when I got to work, I walked in the dressing room and saw my bag of dance outfits! Yayyy!
domina
04-11-2015, 05:27 AM
Someone took my bag of makeup off the counter, while i was in the middle of still using it! I had to go out onto the floor for a few minutes- and then was caught up to do a set of dances- and when i went back to the DR to finish putting on my makeup, it was gone. Looked around all night but couldn't find it. I have no idea if it was a dayshift person or nightshift person.
Who would do that???
Makeup is such a personal thing! Skin tones! Shades! Germs! Who knows!
"It's like stealing someone's underwear!" I thought.
And then guess what? At the end of the shift... I couldn't find my underwear! It wasn't in my bag with the rest of my clothes, where i usually keep it! I had to wear a g-string under my pants on my way home.
SOMEBODY STOLE MY UNDERWEAR OUT OF MY BAG. Along with all my makeup.
Very gross. Very creepy. Very wrong.
Does this person hate me, or worship me? I seriously can't tell.
~*SwanPrincess*~
04-11-2015, 06:32 AM
Day shift seems to be getting busier later and later lately. Not really sure why, but I would much rather have it be steady throughout than be slammed the last couple hours.
I know I shouldn't complain, but by the time it does gets busy I feel drained and tired.
Anyhow, I met this guy from Iraq who spoke perfect English and seemed like he completely understood my prices and how things worked in the club even though it was his first time in a strip club. He got a tour of the VIP rooms before getting dances. Weird, but whatever. After two dances he wanted to continue but I asked him to pay me for those before I danced more. He was $4 short, and told me he had to contact his parents and have them wire money to his bank account and then we could keep dancing. Bye lol.
Then two decent spenders I knew we coming in both showed up and the rest of the day was decent.
Selina M
04-11-2015, 01:37 PM
I went in for the hell of it yesterday, to catch up on being lazy and burned out all of Feb/March. It was again, super dead from 3 until 6, I sold 3 dances the whole time. Then I saw a guy come out of VIP; he'd already paid the girl but was at the ATM again struggling with it... I helped him out, he was so drunk he literally fell over on the floor. Had to get the bar to do a cash advance for him; he ended up booking me out for a half hour and then another hour. All I did was sit there (with my top on) listening to his Vietnam stories. Twas excellent. He kept telling me what wonderful company I was. All he wanted was someone to listen to him.
Then I went on stage, and at the last satellite stage a guy goes "Can you hang out with this redheaded fuck for 8-10 songs?" and hands me a bill. They were a lot of fun to hang out with... I kept making fun of their "redheaded fuck" and the rest would just roar with laughter and tell me I was awesome, hahaha.
I'm starting to really enjoy the weekend night shifts... which is really weird because I used to HATE them, but it's a nice change having people be already drunk and easy to part from their money, and sometimes you get a really fun group like that, that ISN'T trying to get the most bang for their buck and just wants to have a good time. The groups of younger guys that come in during the day are so different from the ones that come after 9. The day guys are freeloaders and suck!
michele11
04-11-2015, 03:13 PM
Monday was SUPER slow and dead. I worked mid shift and sold ONE dance from 3 until about 7. Then from 7 to 9, me and my dressing room buddy were in and out of VIP like nobody's business. We high-fived on "dominating the VIP", hahaha. So, I made all my $$ off 3 guys again. I love not having to hop from lap to lap to sell $10 dances.
I'm glad you switched. Text me were your at.
michele11
04-11-2015, 03:18 PM
I went in for the hell of it yesterday, to catch up on being lazy and burned out all of Feb/March. It was again, super dead from 3 until 6, I sold 3 dances the whole time. Then I saw a guy come out of VIP; he'd already paid the girl but was at the ATM again struggling with it... I helped him out, he was so drunk he literally fell over on the floor. Had to get the bar to do a cash advance for him; he ended up booking me out for a half hour and then another hour. All I did was sit there (with my top on) listening to his Vietnam stories. Twas excellent. He kept telling me what wonderful company I was. All he wanted was someone to listen to him.
Then I went on stage, and at the last satellite stage a guy goes "Can you hang out with this redheaded fuck for 8-10 songs?" and hands me a bill. They were a lot of fun to hang out with... I kept making fun of their "redheaded fuck" and the rest would just roar with laughter and tell me I was awesome, hahaha.
I'm starting to really enjoy the weekend night shifts... which is really weird because I used to HATE them, but it's a nice change having people be already drunk and easy to part from their money, and sometimes you get a really fun group like that, that ISN'T trying to get the most bang for their buck and just wants to have a good time. The groups of younger guys that come in during the day are so different from the ones that come after 9. The day guys are freeloaders and suck!
This cracked me up. I can't believe the guy fell over. Lol. And red headed fuck. Lmao!
Miss_Red
04-12-2015, 04:03 AM
My shift was awesome. I had some regulars come in and spend and I made good stage money and it was a very good night. But also, for a second, it was hilarious.
The club got pretty dead around 7:00 PM and this old guy sits at the rack. He doesn't put money down. I go up to him and use my default "you should put money down so I can get in your lap" line and he says, "Oh, I spent all my money on the last girl. But I'll get you next time!"
"Ok," I say, because pointing out that it's slow enough that I know every face in here and he hasn't spent a dollar would be a waste of breath, "Come back next time and we'll play!"
"We will babe," he says, "we'll play in the back, and I'll drop a couple hundred dollars on you. You'd like that, right? But show me what you've got today." And he sat back and tried to guide me into his lap.
I just stared for a second...then told him to come back when he had money and called the bouncer over to have his ass ejected from the rack. I was just flabbergasted. I wonder, has that ever worked for him, or is this something he cooked up at home and decided to test out? Holy shit. He left the club immediately.
Nina_
04-12-2015, 11:24 AM
It wasn't a good Saturday but I hustled hard and had an out-of-towner who spend a couple hundred on me the previous night come back in to see me... Yay. He spent a littler more than last time. I left with a little under $800 after tipout.
The night started out sooo slow, there was a small group of guys who got some dances from a few of us and gave me a huuuge fat joint so me and two of the fellow stoners I worked with went out to my car to smoke, since it was slow. The place I work is strict on drug use, but weed is decriminalized in Detroit, so the management lets us take weed breaks as long as it's not busy and we have to do it outside in our car. But that was fun.
I had a lot of guys say some funny things, too. One of the younger guys said to me, "you're like a mannequin, you're so pretty." Very bizarre.
Ugh, I'm scheduled for tonight at 6pm... not looking forward to it!
alibby
04-12-2015, 12:41 PM
It wasn't a good Saturday but I hustled hard and had an out-of-towner who spend a couple hundred on me the previous night come back in to see me... Yay. He spent a littler more than last time. I left with a little under $800 after tipout.
The night started out sooo slow, there was a small group of guys who got some dances from a few of us and gave me a huuuge fat joint so me and two of the fellow stoners I worked with went out to my car to smoke, since it was slow. The place I work is strict on drug use, but weed is decriminalized in Detroit, so the management lets us take weed breaks as long as it's not busy and we have to do it outside in our car. But that was fun.
I had a lot of guys say some funny things, too. One of the younger guys said to me, "you're like a mannequin, you're so pretty." Very bizarre.
Ugh, I'm scheduled for tonight at 6pm... not looking forward to it!
hopefully the nice weather doesnt keep the guys away, good luck tonight!
yesterday day shift at my club was pretty dead too, but it was even nicer out.
Selina M
04-12-2015, 01:01 PM
hopefully the nice weather doesnt keep the guys away, good luck tonight!
yesterday day shift at my club was pretty dead too, but it was even nicer out.
That's so funny to me, it's the opposite here, when it's sunny outside the guys come hang out in a dark cold strip club, and when it's NOT nice out, they don't.