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SnuffleUffleGrass
05-07-2016, 10:40 AM
Cinco de Mayo was a bust. It was raining buckets and was chilly as fuck. On the top of that I was running late as fuck. I should've cut my losses and just stayed home. But instead, my dumb ass decides to listen to my manager and go in. I wanted to strangle her when I saw how dead it was. So I ended up losing money because of the transportation cost. Never mind the hours I could've just been home relaxing, watching movies or some shit. Ugh, I'm gonna rest until Wednesday at least.

I've noticed all "drinking" holidays are bad for strip bars. Family oriented holidays tend to be better (lonely people come in then.)

LilLadyLux
05-13-2016, 10:23 AM
I just heard the funniest/ most fucked up shit!! I went up to a custie and he says "I'm not buying any dances, I'm here to surprise my wife" and I said "oh, that's nice, is she a dancer here?" "YEAH, AND I FOUND OUT SHE'S DANCING AND I'M GOING TO SUPRISE HER".... long pause.... "Oh cool... what's her name?" "I'm not telling you" slow walk away

20 girls that night I don't know that well, I talked to a couple but we couldn't figure it out. poor girl :(

LilLadyLux
05-13-2016, 10:25 AM
oh, and here was my Cinco de Mayo- The girls and I doing shots of Patron, and paying for them ourselves.

PrettyPuppet
05-13-2016, 11:32 AM
Yesterday was my first day back to work since my baby bump got too big to continue, so it's been about 7 months. A lot of people remembered me and were glad to see me, the cook and the dj both said I looked even better now because of my hips and boobs growing and the baby weight dropping right off. It was a really slow night, but I did really well for what it was. I'm pretty sure I was the only one that sold time in the champagne room which I feel really good about because I had difficulties selling time the 8 months I danced before I had to stop. I came out with 335 which I feel good about for how slow it was. The only weird thing was I found a makeup box filled with foil, needles and a crack pipe in the bathroom, so that was interesting. Good first night back, I've missed it.

Leica
05-14-2016, 12:07 AM
oh, and here was my Cinco de Mayo- The girls and I doing shots of Patron, and paying for them ourselves.

So I see we both had a lovely cinco de mayo lmfaooo

Leica
05-14-2016, 12:09 AM
The only weird thing was I found a makeup box filled with foil, needles and a crack pipe in the bathroom, so that was interesting. Good first night back, I've missed it.

Welcome back! Lol. On another note, congrats on your baby! And great job selling a CR on a slow ass night.

kaninchen
05-14-2016, 12:37 PM
When I arrived, there was a condom on the ground right outside my car door, which I worried was a bad omen. But last night was actually okay.

I asked every single customer for a tip with a 100% success rate. Come to think of it, I can't recall any customers who have refused to tip once I've asked them (with the exception of 2-3 incredibly rude guys) so I really really need to be more insistent on asking every single time. Even though I got there really late, it was slow, and I did fewer dances than I typically do on a Friday, I exceeded my goal by $120 all thanks to those $5 and $20 tips adding up.

kaninchen
05-15-2016, 12:57 AM
Tonight is AWFUL but a customer literally just gave me the shirt off his back as a tip sooooo idefk

ScarletKitten
05-15-2016, 01:46 AM
^^LOL, what?? A fucking shirt? What kind of tip is that?

kaninchen
05-15-2016, 02:38 AM
He was wearing a Bruce Lee t-shirt and during the dance I commented that I love Bruce Lee, just to hustle. He stood up, removed his shirt, and gave it to me. He was wearing a button-up too so he wasn't like, shirtless, but still lol.

And he did tip me actual cash on top of it, most importantly!

Candycups
05-22-2016, 03:02 AM
As I was waiting to go up on stage today, the girl currently on came off looking equal parts astounded and disgusted. Apparently there was a guy at the tip rail giving off a lethal stank. The grossest smell you can imagine, and the poopiest sewer breath you've ever smelled. Everything. Just everything, just rolling off of him. It was really really bad. God's eyes were watering, this guy stank so bad. He tipped her and wanted her to dance for him when she got off stage. She rushed off to her next stage and I replaced her on the first. Sure enough, the foulest smelling human I have ever encountered was standing square in front of the stage. Jesus christ. If I hadn't personally smelled a rotting corpse before and so knew the difference between that and really bad B/O, I might've wondered if the zombie apocalypse started after all. This guy. Was. Rank.

He tipped me a five and went on forever about how it's his birthday and he's in VIP and I should go see him in VIP when I get off the stage... I told him I had a few other guys to see first, but I'd find him up there when I got the chance. I feel bad, but he stank. Really really bad. And he kept trying to sell me on a VIP. What? Since when? Since customers apparently go 30+ years without gaining the faintest clue about personal hygiene habits, apparently. This poor guy is in a strip club and is offering to pay the strippers upfront... he's hustling the strippers for VIPs, and not even they want to give him the time of day. And it was his birthday. Poor guy. But seriously, if someone is going to be that close to you, it's just common courtesy. Wash your clothes, take a shower, and brush your teeth at *least* 48 hours in advance. Seriously, the bar is really low here. No one wants to smell your three years of piss and shit in your jeans when they're a good five feet away.

When I caught up to relieve the earlier dancer from her last stage, I found out the guy had come up to her and pitched the VIP sale to her, too, and she'd said the same as me, more or less, so she was hoping he would just stay there for the rest of the night. On one hand, no way in hell would I do anything different. On the other, I feel really bad for him.

It was a night for bad hygiene. All offenders were here for the golf tournament thing, so I'm beginning to develop some prejudices. The other guy had totally rotted teeth. They were black nubs with some white spots here and there... looked like someone from the middle ages. This guy was all rot and no tooth. But his breath smelled just fine. I danced for him. He didn't smell at all, compared to the last guy.

When a guy with a mouth full of fully rotted teeth has breath that smells better than any part of you, that is a serious problem.

Candycups
05-22-2016, 03:06 AM
In other news, someone tipped me in a $25 gift card for Red Lobster. That was new.

Layla.00
05-22-2016, 05:45 AM
I met a guy with a fake American accent. I'm in England. It was super fake and very obvious. He said he was from Florida but the accent he was mimicking was kind of like a ... southern drawl mixed in with a bit Cajun and a bit Sopranos. He said he didn't like British girls because if you get them drunk and take them to your hotel and then they say you raped them. He seemed like he was talking about an experience he had. Fucking wing nut. He managed to scare off every single stripper in the club.

But I had a good night and made the most money I ever have in this club or in England in general. With the conversion rate I probably made around the most I ever have in my career.

Erelil
05-22-2016, 08:37 PM
It was my first night back from a mini-vacation. I was in a good mood, so it was easy to make conversation and get dances... first customer of the night was a British guy who immediately became a stage 5 clinger after 2 dances. He kept asking "Do you like me?" and telling me how he "wouldn't mind" dating me and how I should touch his dick through his pants at the bar. I asked him if he wanted another dance and he said that he had to go. I guess he wanted me to beg for him to stay and hang out because my cheerful "goodbye!" caused him to start berating me for "only being about the money". Then I escaped upstairs to the VIP section, wandered around and did some more dances and then got called into a champagne room by the VIP host. These two customers ended up getting 2 hours with another dancer and myself! I ended up leaving that night with around $1700, a personal best at the club I'm currently working at.

Selina M
05-24-2016, 01:05 PM
Long vent rant:
Well, it's definitely summer already. Girls are getting possessive of customers, dressing room is all bitching.

The managers are getting even greedier. This is one of my major pet peeves with the industry. They are on salary, all of them drive NICE $40k cars or tricked out trucks & wear designer jeans, yet they'll throw girls off their shift for not tipping them their $5. I tip the day managers bc they DO things for us; cut us breaks on slow days, get $$ from shitty ripoff customers, etc. One has beat the crap out of multiple customers who've tried to rip girls off. They deserve their tips. I tipped the one night manager to be polite, until a week before Christmas he refused to do anything about a guy who ripped me off for $200... so now I don't tip him or the other one, who has always been an ass.

2 things with that happened yesterday:

1) Day manager specifically asked me to pay my house fee & manager tipout (they usually don't say a word until the last 15 mins of the manager's shift and take it whenever), 2 times he asked IF I wanted change, and then HOW MUCH change. No, I am not tipping you $15, are you kidding me, you've gotten $5 from me for the last 2 years. I love him, but not that much.

2) I made all the money I went home with in 2 hours of dayshift. Took a break. Worked a few more hours on nightshift and made like, $20 more, of which half went to the DJ. I'm keeping my remaining $10, fuck that. Went to leave out the back door, since I park back there, and the doorman happened to be there. They'd locked it so we couldn't leave through it. He opened it; I realized I'd left my car around front that day, cursed and started walking around front, and had to wave him off so HE wouldn't be in my pocket. (No I know, bad, but I honestly have never felt unsafe walking to my car so I don't use the doormen... waste of money).

Then the kid made a big deal out of asking if I'd signed out with the night manager. Excuse me? I'm not an employee. I don't have to 'sign out' to leave. I paid my fees on dayshift, and I'm not tipping him. All he's ever done is yell at me to take my top off immediately on stage, and doesn't enforce rules (the DJ last night was literally yelling at another girl to do her satellite stages; she blatantly ignored him; manager did nothing).

I'm probably gonna get canned from this club one of these days, but I don't care. I'm almost done dancing full-time anyway, and the fees have gotten outrageous relative to the quality of customer they're bringing in. I'd miss some of the people but the $$ is easily replaceable at another club.

buttonpop
06-02-2016, 04:54 PM
It was a verrryy slow wednesday. I made all my money off one guy who talked my ear off for half an hour then would get a bunch of dances and then talk for another half hour, but because I had nobody else to make money off and I didnt want to lose him to another girl if i walked away I ended up sitting with him for like 3 hours. He told me all about his crazy life of working at a chemical plant for 12 hour days for 20 years. He got cancer twice because he got completely soaked in a chemical once. The CEO of the company purposely drove the business into the ground by acquiring a bunch of other companies and not paying ANY bills, declaring bankruptcy and hoping to hold onto a bunch of assets without having to pay for them. They're moving the plant to korea or something, so for the first time since he was 14 he isn't working for a few weeks while he waits for this other job to start. In the meantime he is actually figuring out what its like to.... have a life? for the first time ever.

That is insane to me. The most i've ever done is 60 hours a week and i felt like i was losing my identity and my mind. I dont know how people do it!

Vyanka
06-03-2016, 01:33 AM
Fuck this whole week. It could be dead bc of this past holiday, but must it be garbage quality? For fuck sakes. ....

buttonpop
06-04-2016, 01:56 AM
I guess tonight was bad for more than just me because multiple girls were crying in the dressing room at various times throughout the night. :( lots of drama between girls too, which usually happens when girls aren't busy making money and instead turn their attention & anger on each other. i always know when its been a good night for everyone when the dressing room is dead ass quiet at the end of the night and everyone is silently counting their money.


i had one funny thing happen. Halfway through a dance a customer said "I suddenly just realized why you look so familiar to me... you look exactly like my cousin!" (im def not his cousin btw). it was hilarious. after a song he said it was too weird to continue and tipped me an extra 20 hahah. never had that happen before.

LoveyDovey
06-04-2016, 03:32 PM
My last shift I worked 12 hours, made 740 dollars, a regular gave me two free tickets to see the Dead and Company playing in July (he can't go since he has to go to jail and I'm stoked because I really REALLY wanted to go), and I found a big fat wrapped and labeled medical marijuana joint in one of the seats at the tip rail.

Candycups
06-05-2016, 03:48 PM
The shift before last (Friday) was fetish night in the custy hive mind. One guy tipped me on stage and really wanted me to come sit with him. It's been a slow week, and he was the only guy tipping at all that stage set, so I went over to him first thing. No sooner had I sat down than he told me he ordered me a slice of cake. He seemed really giddy and excited about it, and the order had been placed, so I was all "Ooookay." The cake came and he scooted his chair super close to mine and was all, "Can I watch you eat?" Again... oookay. I took one bite and apparently that was the sexiest thing this guy ever saw. Then he wanted to feed me, so I let him give me two bites. The cake was amazing and super rich, so it made a good excuse to be all, "Mmm, lets dance now." So for my three bites of delicious cake, I got tipped $40. In hind sight, I should've charged him a butt load more, but as I said, this week has been sloooooooow. I was too star struck by the easy $40 tip and the bonus free cake to think about that until a good while later.

Then there was a guy who was paying me to sit and chat with him by the song instead of dance. We were chatting about how both our parents had homesteads and compared notes on raising and butchering various farm animals/storing food/raising crops... etc. (sexy stuff, am I right?). Then things got creepy weird. Potential super gore/violence against animals warning. His family's preferred chicken killing method involved ripping their heads off with nails hammered just so into a board. He went into some graphic detail about that whole process and was getting really excited the more he talked. Like, during and after that, he kept grabbing at and rubbing his crotch and wanted to go "talk" some more in VIP. Yeah, nope. How your family kills their farm animals is your/their business, but I draw a hard line at getting sexually excited at the idea of bloodier, more violent methods of decapitation. That's the stuff you take to anonymous internet chat rooms, not your local, happy-go-lucky strip club.

There was one other guy, but compared to the others, and definitely Mr. Chicken, I can't for the life of me remember what his gig was.

charlie61
06-05-2016, 03:56 PM
the custy hive mind

Haha! I love this phrase! Custy hive mind, custy hive mentality, groupthink, collective custy crusties...

LoveyDovey
06-05-2016, 09:52 PM
I made $100 which was ok considering there were only 2 guys the entire 5 hours I spent in there. Hey, at least it's something and I'm grateful for it. And I made a new regular, so that's cool.

kirakonstantin
06-10-2016, 02:02 AM
You know, stripper friends are vital when having it out with a BBB (boyfriend behaving badly.) I'm really glad to have a few core girls that I love to death and we can count on each other for support. I've really needed it.

Neonsugar
06-11-2016, 12:43 PM
Whyy has my club been horrible

Missdoll
06-11-2016, 07:23 PM
I made about $500 after cash out, was a slow night for a Friday and didn't have much motivation. Luckily two of my regs stopped by and took care of me.

One of them I cut off but since it was so dumb last night I made up some BS story about why I have been ignoring him... Took him to the back and made $400 off him lol. Some drunk girls were bitches, the two extras girls were cleaning out, usual shit.

Leica
06-12-2016, 03:03 AM
Haven't worked for awhile. The club I'm at now is crazy so I have to take lots of time off to avoid burning out. I was dead tired today because I've been working a weekend with my only close dancer friend. She's bartending at the club I'm stripping at and she lives out of state so when she comes up to work I strip while she's behind the bar. Yesterday was bad, made about $160. One guy that had $$ and had been buying a trillion drinks for the girls approached me and insisted on taking me to CR...but only if I French kissed him. WTF. He got so angry when I politely declined his disgusting offer. Wasted too much time with a guy who had $$ but only wanted to spend it on the most popular bartender. I walk in today tired as fuck. I hadn't even eaten. Did a 30min CR right away. The customer was amazing. Very cool, great convo, easy sell. One of those guys that says yes yes yes. Cool. After that I took a 2 nap in CR cuz it was a ghost town & it stayed like that for the rest of the night. Only a handful of customers. I did take a small break and ran downstairs to inhale sons food. When I got upstairs I struck up convo with a gentleman that had just come in. He took me to CR for 45 mins. Was amazing as well. I really loved that he tipped my bartender friend very generously when she delivered our drinks. I left the club with what I'm sure are two new regulars and $1300. I'm ecstatic right now. I appreciate $$ much more now and have been having a few not great nights so this really boosted my spirits. I hope we all have lots of luck and sales.

Selina M
06-14-2016, 11:53 PM
Some guy told me I was his favorite body type, he'd noticed me before... but that he'd heard me talk to other customers and I'm too articulate and educated, he prefers the dumb blonde type. I got up to leave and he gave me $20 anyway. Later he wanted a hug. Wtf.

Well, at least he indirectly admitted he's aware he needs to feel smarter than a stripper.

KikiGem
06-16-2016, 01:53 AM
What is up with all the people asking for "change " lately? It makes me cringe. " Where's my five dollars? I gave you a twenty, I'm due some change! " no you're not. Fuck you. I told this guy who was after me that I didn't have time to go to the bar and break his twenty to give his sad ass a measly 5 dollars. There's customers and they will get taken if I don't grab them. He fucked off finally. It's really just because he was so obnoxious and I have never been asked for change before coming to new mexico. Is this a Wendy's?

Thankfully I'm just passing through. I got kinda stuck here but I'm almost out. It's a shame really, it's such a gorgeous state but I cannot make a livable -for - me wage here.

Selina M
06-16-2016, 02:19 AM
YAY, best shift I've had in months. Got my LoA vibe back working :)

Immediately got pulled into a double CR, did some floor dances, then the guy from my last post showed up again. He threw $20 in 1s on my stage, and when I went to thank him and teased him about "I'm sorry, I'm too articulate", he said "Well smart girls usually aren't very sexual but let's test it out" and did a VIP with me.

I left at exactly what time I planned to leave at, to the minute, with exactly the amount of money I decided (after the CR made well over my minimum & I set a new goal) that I wanted to leave with. Heck yeah!

Missdoll
06-16-2016, 07:34 PM
Lol Kikigem- I hate that. Especially after they acted like a dick weed for a $30 dance, no fuck you I'm keeping the ten.

hippiechick
06-17-2016, 10:22 AM
I broke $1000 ($1260 to be exact lol) for the first time, and actually had to turn down dances from a partier, because I was WORN OUT from dancing for my new regular for 2 hrs solid. Gotta sell that CR next time! Whoo

hippiechick
06-18-2016, 12:24 PM
Some guy told me I was his favorite body type, he'd noticed me before... but that he'd heard me talk to other customers and I'm too articulate and educated, he prefers the dumb blonde type. I got up to leave and he gave me $20 anyway. Later he wanted a hug. Wtf.

Well, at least he indirectly admitted he's aware he needs to feel smarter than a stripper.

OMG! These men SUCK! I hate it when I sit down and they look all excited, then as I speak intelligently I can see the interest fade . Such a buzz kill. At least he gave you SOME money.

Leica
06-19-2016, 09:26 PM
Saturday night shift at my club was full of no money spending time wasters for the most part. The kind of guy that brags about how he has $800 in his pocket and spends not a single dollar and gets offended when you won't hang out with him for free. Shit, I'm offended your broke ass walked in here! Anyways, I somehow managed to hustle through my exhaustion and left with $300. Not amazing for a Saturday but I'm just happy I made something. I did get one of those let me run to bathroom and then we'll do dances guy but of purse he ran away lol. My bartender bff and I died laughing as we watched him walk out in a hurry. Smdh. These guys...

Leica
06-27-2016, 04:16 AM
Worked Tuesday, did two CRs and left with $500. Worked Wednesday and left with $350. Took Thursday off for a friends bday and of course a new custy of mine who spent tons of $$$ a couple weeks ago hits me up. As hard as it was I ended up declining because I'm constantly ditching my friends whenever a money making opportunity arises lol. Plus, it was her bday after all. Hopefully I can get him to come through this week before I leave for ATL on Friday. Anyways, also took Friday off and then worked on Saturday, left with $350 off 4 dances and some generous tips. I still hate this crazy ass club. After I get back from my mini-vacation I'm going to plot my next move. Definitely going to a better club or maybe I'll move to ATL. Haven't decided yet. How'd y'all do?

KikiGem
06-27-2016, 06:25 PM
Lol Kikigem- I hate that. Especially after they acted like a dick weed for a $30 dance, no fuck you I'm keeping the ten.

Lol right. Nothing makes the heart of a stripper sink faster than those words.
I'm proud of myself for doing Thursday, Friday and Saturday this week. I did well up until Saturday. I still made money but I let myself get annoyed / discouraged by some rude customers. Well whatever I'm human!
Plus tomorrow I'm upgrading my living arrangements to a place closer to town and with a kitchenette. I'm not moving here so I don't bother looking for apartments, I've been living at weekly hotels. I'm so glad- I need a fridge! Lol.

Leica
06-28-2016, 09:50 AM
Worked 4-1am, left with $650. So far it's been the best two weeks I've had at this club. And it's been dead. I'm doing day shift today so we'll see.

Leica
06-29-2016, 05:49 AM
Got $200 for 6 dances from one custy. Don't think he'll be doing any more dances with me again lol. He was looking for more than what I offer. Luckily I got my $$$ upfront. Then club was pretty dead for a while. Luckily, some young ass kid I'd met earlier in the day while grabbing a bite to eat came in with his friends right before we closed and he threw some $$ on stage and buying too many drinks. I ended the evening by yelling at him lol so don't think he'll be back either. Shrugs. Oh well. I'll hit him up today and see. My club is closing this Friday for two weeks to do some much welcome renovations (looking at you , wall of broken lockers and uneven concrete floor). I'm exhausted but am trying to will myself to work today since I only have today and tomorrow to make some $$$ before we close.

Selina M
07-03-2016, 03:15 AM
I had a good night, normal Saturday night money, considering it's 4th of July weekend. But man, I don't know what is going on around here, but bitches be crazy.

Apparently last night the manager got fed up with some ghetto girl; she got in his space, and he tossed her out onto the sidewalk while she was still in stripperwear. Tonight some girl was claiming a customer owed her money and he was *screaming* at her, that she better not be lying and he didn't have time for her bullshit. She must have done that before.

I had a customer talk to me briefly, tip me a couple bucks and leave. This other ghetto girl comes up and goes "Did he just tip you? Cuz he paid me for a dance and put the $20 in front of my thong but I felt him take some $1s out of the back..." "Um I dunno, he gave me literally $2" "Yeah well you're stealing my money" and raises her eyebrows like she expects something. I just told her "All I know is it came out of his hand, bye" and left. Really? You want to start shit with me over $2?

Then I go in the back and there is water everywhere all over my end of the counter. My phone charger is probably fried, the bottom of my bags are wet all the way through, my skirt that I left on my chair was half-soaked. Ok, I'd write that off as an accident, but what bitch knocks over THAT much water accidentally and doesn't clean it up? I wouldn't be surprised if some girl was jealous or something and decided that would be funny.

Oh, and I had a guy try to bite me on the ass, and when I told him no and backed off into air dance mode, he told his friend "Pay her, she's not worth a shit". Ahahahahahaha. This coming from a guy who stank like shit. Thanks for the 1 min/$10, my broken-English speaking pal!

lynn2009
07-03-2016, 06:36 AM
, and he tossed her out onto the sidewalk while she was still in stripperwear.

I think there's terrible regardless of what she was doing.

I bet the bag thing wasn't a mistake - same thing happened to be except this chubby drugged up loser kept harassing me 1:1 also all night.

Selina M
07-04-2016, 03:37 PM
^ This particular manager has a temper... I tend to stay out of his way except to quietly hand him house fees.
But on the other hand, they made it sound like she was trying to fight him, in which case I kind of can't blame him. I wouldn't put up with that shit for one second and some of these girls are huge spoiled brats that just do not get it.

kirakonstantin
07-05-2016, 11:31 PM
I started working in a new club and I love it a lot. Management is great, there aren't a ton of dancers but they're all good and the money is consistent.

I also took the DJ home last night.

Damn...

LegoMoney
07-06-2016, 11:59 PM
Somebody stole my fucking money out of my purse tonight, and I'm going to beat the bloody shit out of her tomorrow when I get to work.

tiffany_twisted
07-09-2016, 04:37 AM
Ugh, I feel like all my customers were so gross tonight and I totally couldn't get in the zone because of it. One guy pretended he couldn't understand me when he needed to pay me, so that was fun, and that I had one guy who just handsy as shit - not the handsy like they try to grab you and give up when you push them away, but handsy like they grab on and hold on tight for dear life. No thank you. I guess I've been spoiled the past couple weeks with nice customers....back to reality¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LoveyDovey
07-10-2016, 12:19 PM
4 of my regulars showed up, one after the other. It was great. Easy day! And fortunately, all my regulars are pretty nice and normal.

Leica
07-11-2016, 01:43 AM
Haven't been on SW in a few weeks so posting super late but my last two shifts were June 1st & 2nd and both days were awful. No $$.

Cashmere Star
07-14-2016, 02:00 AM
some cheapass guy after he buys a dance from me: hey i always had an asian fetish u have a nice ass for an asian

me:
45367

just shut the fuck up and spend more...

hippiechick
07-14-2016, 08:47 PM
I stuck my hand in fucking lube while giving a couch dance and had to interrupt and kill the vibe with my custie, because some extras bitch couldn't even be bothered to clean up her fucking mess. I had to run and clean up. Fucking shit. I don't even work in a dive place. Gah. Bitches.

lilylilylily
07-16-2016, 08:48 PM
Somebody stole my fucking money out of my purse tonight, and I'm going to beat the bloody shit out of her tomorrow when I get to work.

Update?

Candycups
07-17-2016, 03:24 AM
Some dancer got banned from the club and came in tonight anyways. Girl was raking in the funny money all night long in VIP, but surprise, when she went to cash out, management was all "wtf no. gtfo." So then she made rounds in the dr trying to sell her funny money/get someone else to change it out for her. A few minutes later, her friend that drove her there went to cash in her own funny money, and mgmt refused and threatened to fire her for trying to cash out Ms. Banned's money. Friend chick got super pissed at Banned chick (apparently banned chick got some other girl to cash out the money) because Friend chick needs the money, and as we all know, funny money is worthless outside the club. Management calmed down a bit and told Banned chick to give them her funny money (which she no longer had) and then they would cash out Friend chick. When that didn't happen for obvious reasons, shit hit the fan again and management was all "Did you give it to your friend? Who did you give it to?" and were threatening to fire whoever it was. Girls cleared out faaaast lol. Friend chick was pissed as all holy fuck with Banned chick, but gave her a ride home anyways, uncashed funny money and all. Dunno if she was fired or not, but I hope not. From the outside, it looked like Banned chick kinda screwed her over in a few different ways.

In other news, I've officially made my very first four digit regular. Dunno if that can be classified as a whale or not, but it certainly feels like a whale to me. Thank you, Pokemon Go!

LegoMoney
07-17-2016, 06:20 AM
Update?


Update: I hadn't been to work since it happened. I was pissed off at the way management handled it that night, PLUS I got my SD to give me funds instead of having to work for like the past 10 days. My money's shorter than it usually is, but at least I didn't have to go to work! My first day back was this past Friday, and I didn't see her. I was looking for her too long, too matted, poorly dyed teal weave. My club has about 25 regular house girls, and about another 30 who just come whenever they want or travel. I think the thief bitch was a traveling girl. I asked the head manager that I like a lot (who wasn't there on the day of the theft) for a locker cause this is bullshit. I don't care about the money, but if someone would have fucked with my makeup or something, WWIII would have broken out. He said okay, but that would officially make me a house girl. I said I'm okay with that. He said I'd also need to work four shifts a week, but I was like "Nah........maybe like 3" and just smiled a lot. Me and him have this weird sexual tension. He's from NY and I've always had a weakness for those guys and I just love how forceful and in control he always is when crazy shit breaks out in the club. He's super fair with people too. Anyways, Friday was great. Made money easy.... thank god. Felt sick yesterday and will probably skip today cause I feel super sick. I really do need to show up more tho so management can see I'm serious about being a house girl.