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Leica
10-09-2016, 09:36 AM
The bar has never been lower! (And we can all relate)

Facts!����

LoveyDovey
10-09-2016, 10:03 AM
My last shift was a day before my Bday. Management put up balloons, gave me a cake, and my coworkers gave me lapdances onstage, which was embarassing but fun. Made 800 and customers brought me cool gifts. And one of the girls I work with actually gave me a few bucks and a really nice compliment and I barely even know her. It was such a fun day, even more fun than I anticipated!

Flodawg
10-09-2016, 02:00 PM
^ nawww that sounds awesome! Happy birthday!!! :D

LoveyDovey
10-09-2016, 02:38 PM
^ nawww that sounds awesome! Happy birthday!!! :D

Thanks!!

vanessa_mtl
10-09-2016, 02:49 PM
At the back of my bus home, there was a flock of drag queens loudly debriefing after what had apparently been a very eventful night out. So. Much. Drama. Their storytelling outdid any stripper dressing room conversation I've ever heard. It amuses me to think that we could be each other's spirit animals-- drag queens + strippers = <3 4eva

When I started dancing I made a lot of friends who were into the vogue scene (if you haven't heard of vogueing or vogue balls check out the incredible documentary of the original 80's Harlem scene Paris is Burning)- people who perform drag in its many incarnations are exactly like strippers- we perform feminine sexuality for entertainment and profit! We have all have opinions on style, dance (splits!) beauty (weaves vs. natural, contouring, nails....) and of course, the other bitches in the life.

When I worked in one club on Sundays a lot of the girls would go to Drag Bingo together! It was the perfect thing for a gaggle of strippers to do... And they totally knew we were strippers, 4platinum blondes with extensions and tits at one table.

Danni
10-09-2016, 03:41 PM
In break room after my stage set getting dressed, drunk bitter stripper sat complaining to no one in particular about why the club is so "slow".....the rules are too strict. Umm one of the reasons I drive an hour and a half to work is because it's such a clean club. She starts out by bitching that if a guy kisses your leg in champagne room you get yelled at. And then catches herself and says "not like I'm giving blow jobs but I mean I'm a single girl if a guy wants to go down there ya know I'm single."

Are you kidding me? You just flat out admitted you let guys go down on you in vip!>:(>:(>:(

Also I have never made less than 400 on a Friday or Saturday at this club following all of the "strict" rules. Which I love.

vanessa_mtl
10-12-2016, 11:52 PM
Talked to all the wrong customers at the wrong times this desperate young stripper literally outraced me to a customer who bought a bottle and was staring at me so I made 10$. Worst night in two years. I feel so bitter right now.

Leica
10-13-2016, 02:17 PM
Talked to all the wrong customers at the wrong times this desperate young stripper literally outraced me to a customer who bought a bottle and was staring at me so I made 10$. Worst night in two years. I feel so bitter right now.

Ugh, I hate nights like this. Shake it off and remember all the other nights when you did make $$$. I have to constantly remind myself to not let a shitty night get me down but it's hard as fuck.

BarbieNYC
10-13-2016, 02:45 PM
Talked to all the wrong customers at the wrong times this desperate young stripper literally outraced me to a customer who bought a bottle and was staring at me so I made 10$. Worst night in two years. I feel so bitter right now.

Omg this was me tuesday night. I have never seen the club that dead. Made $30. Worst night in a long time for me too. But we have to remember our good shifts. I had a great one monday night so a bad one was bound to happen sooner or later lol

Leica
10-13-2016, 02:53 PM
Meanwhile, due to family/social obligations I've only been able to work a couple of nights since mid September. Worked last Sunday and it was good. Had a bit much to drink but made around $660. Had to deduct about $120 for last minute transportation expenses to and from the club so that killed me but tbh I was just happy I could finance my trip to New Orleans. Back to working at least 3 shifts a week starting tomorrow night.

vanessa_mtl
10-14-2016, 12:23 PM
Omg this was me tuesday night. I have never seen the club that dead. Made $30. Worst night in a long time for me too. But we have to remember our good shifts. I had a great one monday night so a bad one was bound to happen sooner or later lol

Yesterday was better not great or even good, but definitely not a waste of energy. The first customer who asked me for a dance changed his mind b/c his friend got ripped off by a new girl. Rather than telling management and getting involved in drama I let it slide and focused on staying upbeat and finding someone generous. It was the right decision. I danced for three people none were cheap and only one of them pissed me off so I'm slowly recovering my work mojo.

seashell
10-14-2016, 02:49 PM
Ohhh boy dayshift is not for me! :O

Tried it for the first time today. Eep. I had no idea how much I prefer uninhibited drunk dudes! Lol

LoveyDovey
10-14-2016, 02:53 PM
Don't get down about the shitty nights. Yesterday I made $50. Today, however, I've been at work for three hours and cleared 320 already, I still have another reg coming in. Love Fridays. It's a revolving door of regs lol. Which is good, bc all week has been slow.

Eta: now up to 460 and feeling the money buzzzzz woohoo...

I wish every day was like today!

KALIN
10-14-2016, 03:16 PM
Last night was somewhat slow due to the Broncos game but I made the best of it and hustled my customers a little bit longer than usual. Made $274..$208 after fees and tip out. I made my minimum nightly goal :)

Balletpolegirl
10-14-2016, 04:07 PM
Went back to work around 6 after taking a much needed 2 days off after hitting my head during my stage on Saturday night in front of everyone. I'm usually a tough cookie but I really wanted someone to ask me if I was okay (a lot to ask for at a strip club I know lol.) The next day my pole instructor (who's like a mom figure) hugged me and asked me if I'm okay which is all I really wanted..��

Anyway...made 200 off of my first daytime customer (which half went to tip out and transportation). Made another 60 off of a "friend of the manage" lol and about 100 off of a fine hot-ass traveling nurse from Miami. The rest of the night was crap after that so I ended up dabbing with one of the girls. Total after tip out and house was $250.

bbloveee09
10-14-2016, 04:36 PM
I started later than usual yesterday night and guess who was there- the new girl who looks exactly like me. I wouldn't feel threatened if we didn't have the same look, same complexion, same body type, same hair and people compare us to one another which is frustrating when I'm just trying to work. Instead of paying attention to my money I was focused on the money she was making and I didn't have ONE dollar for the first two hours. It wasn't until I accepted the fact that she's here now that I started to make bank. Only danced on two customers for two hours each then left happy.

The new girl buzz will eventually ware off- once it does that's when the real work has to be put in.

LoveyDovey
10-15-2016, 08:37 AM
I made 600 before tipout. I was exhausted by the end of the day. I was going to stay later, but my body wanted to go to sleep. But what a great day.

Leica
10-16-2016, 03:05 AM
Got started later than I wanted to(got caught up in the 'which outfit should I wear' game. Ended up going up on stage for the first time at my new club. Only danced for two guys who each gave me about $15 bucks each. I really should've stayed on stage and danced for the rest of the guys that were there but I hate being on stage. Happy that I forced myself to get up there. Did about 12 dances but I asked every custy I approached for a tip. So many freakin' time wasters tonight. No takers for CR although I pushed them several times. Made $406 which is not amazing at my club on a Saturday but I'm happy with my effort. Def need to work on getting on stage thou. Thinking about heading in on Monday for a double.

seashell
10-16-2016, 03:40 PM
I had a great shift, made some much-needed money. Think I'm getting back into the groove with stage work, *finally,* after my long break from stripping. :)

Couple of epic fails... I fell onto a customer during a lapdance, lmao (he felt bad and tipped me extra), and then thought I saw my ex-boyfriend at the club/panicked and walked back and forth trying to figure out if it was him. It wasn't, but I ended up leaving early just because of the stress! lol

Overall, a pretty great night. I feel like my hustle has returned.

LoveyDovey
10-16-2016, 04:29 PM
Our club is decorated for Halloween and there is a giant ghoul with a Jack o lantern head hanging up along the mirrored wall on the stage. This crazy dancer at work got high AF and decided that her costume would be nothing more than a mustache. Well the mustache kept falling halfway off during her set and finally she said fuck it and ripped it off her face. Then she pranced over to the giant ghoul and pretended to give it oral. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I made my customer tip her well. She earned it!

Leica
10-16-2016, 07:55 PM
Our club is decorated for Halloween and there is a giant ghoul with a Jack o lantern head hanging up along the mirrored wall on the stage. This crazy dancer at work got high AF and decided that her costume would be nothing more than a mustache. Well the mustache kept falling halfway off during her set and finally she said fuck it and ripped it off her face. Then she pranced over to the giant ghoul and pretended to give it oral. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I made my customer tip her well. She earned it!

She sounds all sorts of amazing!������lmfaooo. Good looks making sure your custy tipped her. That's some grown ass stripper shit right there.

LoveyDovey
10-16-2016, 08:19 PM
She sounds all sorts of amazing!������lmfaooo. Good looks making sure your custy tipped her. That's some grown ass stripper shit right there.

Everyone loves to watch her dance because 1. She's a talented dancer and 2. You never know what she is going to do next. Girl is crazy but damn interesting onstage lol!

vanessa_mtl
10-16-2016, 08:46 PM
Everyone loves to watch her dance because 1. She's a talented dancer and 2. You never know what she is going to do next. Girl is crazy but damn interesting onstage lol!

This reminds me of this girl I used to work with who when she danced to Kid Rock's american bad ass type song she'd be o the top of the pole in FLAG and when he'd sing the lyric "you can suck my dick" with her other hand she'd masturbate her invisible dick.

We all loved her.

LoveyDovey
10-16-2016, 09:17 PM
^^ There's always at least one in the bunch!!

My shift tonight was slow, made 75 dollars. But I did make a new customer who wants to come back and see me. It's all good.

bbloveee09
10-16-2016, 10:44 PM
This job is mentally taxing. My last shift I was chatting with the DJ when I noticed he was using my phone charger. I asked where he got it from he said it was his wife's who works in the club. I go to his wife to ask where she got it from and she lied to my face saying she picked it up off her counter uhm no it was in the dressing room next to my bag and she stole it. After all the bullshit I deal with customers, bouncers and managers now someone steals my phone charger? I shouldn't have left it out. Anyway it was the breaking point for me. After working five days straight I decided not to go in today. I need time to get my head right because dealing with liars and customers and hustling can take the life out of you. Usually something like this wouldn't upset me but it's the fact that she lied to my face about something so stupid (my charger is hot pink and I got it in Miami). I hate when people lie and I hate when they try to make it seem like I'm the crazy one. You stole my charger from the dressing room then gave it to your husband to charge his phone just tell the truth.

Selina M
10-19-2016, 12:29 AM
Slow with a late pop... I had no filter and was just saying whatever I felt like to customers. It seems to work :rotfl: Funniest was this dude that tells everyone "No English!" (and is full of shit). I accidentally approached him and when he pulled that I rolled my eyes and said "Yeah I remember you, bye". Later he called me over for a dance.

I made half of my $$ off one guy who was enthralled but being cheap at first. I came back later, continued my spoiled brat routine and got him into VIP. Then he starts saying "You don't recognize me? Wow that's awesome" Wouldn't tell me who he was. Tried to say he was the bassist for Journey. Obviously not. Later he told the DJ he was a country singer. He had given me enough info including the town he was from & how many kids he had, that I went on Wikipedia and found the "list of famous people from"... And I'm 90% sure he IS a famous country musician.
Interesting.

seashell
10-19-2016, 01:57 AM
Tonight was AWESOME! We were unusually busy for a Tuesday night, and there were a lot of out-of-towners, which I love. It's great to have new faces, especially since traveling customers usually are more excited to be in a strip club and want to spend.

I danced for a couple of really attractive guys who overpaid me and told me to keep the change. So sweet!

Then the DJ made me the feature dancer during one of our club's dance specials. I was so excited. I've only been the feature once before. Then he thanked me afterward and said I did a good job. :D

I've had so much anxiety about dancing, but tonight was a good night. <3

LoveyDovey
10-19-2016, 07:49 PM
Today sucked. I must've gone on stage 42578 times, sold 2 dances, and Walked with only 65 dollars. Now I have to go back in tomorrow. Hopefully it'll be a much better day.

lilylilylily
10-20-2016, 12:26 AM
Today was a great day even tho i really didnt feel like going in and despite this chick who never says hi to me but when we walked by each other she was staring and felt she had to say 'you lost a lot of weight' I'm like, 'I know and I like it' and she makes a face. I'm getting better at not letting other chicks get to me.

Newbee27
10-20-2016, 07:10 AM
I'm still furious from yesterday and for some reason I can't let it go. Customers were super handsy, and acting like spoiled brats if they couldn't get the cookie. I faked an orgasm because I was so bored from grinding on this guys lap, it's all I could do to change it up. Honestly, I just wanted it to be over. I was busy as hell yesterday but the VIPs were so cheap that I didn't walk out with what I felt I should have. It's a total mind fuck. You think, "oh man I must be making bank!" Then you get your money, and it's like oh yeeeeaaah the VIPs were a third of there usual price. I was so worn out, my feet were screaming at me, and I could've made more money but I was just too exhausted. I just haven't had many sweet customers lately, and it's bumming me out. I'm getting all the gropers, and non tippers. That shit has got to change. I'm a great freaking dancer. ARGH "Give it to me. I'm worth it." sax solo

crystalize
10-21-2016, 02:19 PM
started at a new club last night, where a girl when walking around for tips, squirted breast milk in a customers mouth and he sucked it from her titty. For a dollar. And apparently grabbing girls by the pussy is normal here. LOL Donald Trump is influencing the cubans in Miami. J/k.


But overall it's an improvement from my last club and I'm sure tonight will be a good night there.

LoveyDovey
10-21-2016, 03:50 PM
^^^ Ewww! So gross! And she's feeds her kid with that boob???? Nasty!!

My last shift was good. Ran into an old reg from and old club and he made my day. I'm at work now and he came back in today too. But now he's pressuring me to go out with him. Geez. Why do they have to ruin it? Patiently waiting for my next reg to come in. Think I'm gonna go eat now...

seashell
10-22-2016, 03:15 AM
Had a pretty great night money-wise, and mostly nice customers except for a few grabby dudes. There were TONS of Indian guys... they always seem to be software engineers, so I go through my spiel of "My last two boyfriends were software engineers... they broke my heart... I just love smart guys like you!" lol

Ahhh, good stripping nights. I hope this continues! <3

Layla.00
10-22-2016, 02:12 PM
First time working in a two way contact club in over 12 months. It's hard to get used to for sure ... Was a top earner but didn't make that much. The girls were lazy as hell last night. Hopefully they are tonight too!

Nyla19
10-22-2016, 02:48 PM
I caught a cold again from so many dancers coming to work sick. I just kinda hung out at a table bc my energy was low. But it worked because I got the guys that like to approach ladies. So it was good that I went with how I felt. And just let the guys come to me. It wasn't a great shift. But decent considering it was slow. And I mostly sat alone and had people ask me for dances.

Layla.00
10-23-2016, 02:08 AM
Tonight was better at this new club. I made a bit over a G but I worked a long shift. But 400 bucks came from some dude who paid me and a friend to kick him in the balls repeatably.

seashell
10-23-2016, 03:25 AM
Busiest night my club has seen in a while.

On the last song of the night, I did a two-girl dance, and remembered I have no clue how to do these! I've been a stripper for about 2 years total and have always sucked at them. XD Doesn't help that I have the flexibility of a 50 year old woman, lol.

SuperJa
10-23-2016, 11:24 AM
Busiest night my club has seen in a while.

On the last song of the night, I did a two-girl dance, and remembered I have no clue how to do these! I've been a stripper for about 2 years total and have always sucked at them. XD Doesn't help that I have the flexibility of a 50 year old woman, lol.

I find guys also love to pick two girls who don't know each other/ somehow select the two girls in the club that hate each other the most.

If you want a duo pleeeease let me pick a friend omg, your dance will be so much better when we know our personal boundaries and aren't awkward strangers.

Leica
10-24-2016, 09:50 AM
On Saturday got a little too tipsy and spent more time with a couple of guy than I would have normally. Made almost $300 off some dances & tips. The hangover was real on Sunday morning. Last night was my first Sunday shift at my new club. More dancers than custies but I chugged water and paced my 3 tequila shots. Ended up making about the same as the previous night which is ridiculous considering it was wayyyy busier on Saturday. Should've hustled better. Happy to have made a few hundred on a slow night. I ended my night doing 4 lap dances with this beautiful pianist who had the breasts of a goddess. Bunch of dumb guys ogling is from across the lap dance room. Damn, at least tip us if you're going to be staring so much! Working tonight also y'all. Gonna try to strip better not harder.

Leica
10-26-2016, 06:37 AM
Worked Monday night, left with $112 after tip out and housefee. Not amazing but I will try another Monday night. I think it might have potential to make at least a few hundred. It wasn't a busy night at all but there were enough customers that I feel it's possible to up my earnings. I'll have to change my hustle thou and spend more time with the customers and then push for a VIP.

LoveyDovey
10-27-2016, 07:05 PM
Sucked! Made 40 bucks. Tomorrow will be better.

vanessa_mtl
10-28-2016, 01:18 AM
Made 500$ after tip out. I barrelled straight for a travelling business guy I saw come in and take out money. Afterwards the room looked sort of annoying but I got a string of table dances from guys who seemed iffy o VIP and it all added up. Trying to stay positive was worthwhile in the end.

vanessa_mtl
10-28-2016, 01:21 AM
The key to making money Mon-Wed for me is patience and trying to get guys who like me to really like me and go by time rather than by song.

Leather_Jacket
10-28-2016, 01:52 PM
I have to keep reminding myself that $200 something is perfectly acceptable for mon-thurs nights. It's just rough knowing I've made so much more on weeknights before, but not every night can be a great one. Just need to stay humble and thankful.

seashell
10-29-2016, 02:52 AM
$600 tonight. Sooo tired, but it was worth it!

We were pretty busy due to Halloween. I'm realizing that I do much better at work when I focus my energy on the weekends... the crowds are more fun, it's easier to sell dances, and I'm not too overworked during the week.

I did have a guy cum in his jeans tonight. He got all hump-y and then suddenly calmed down, which is when I noticed the wet spot on his jeans... and the smell. D: It was a socially awkward Indian dude who then stared at me for the rest of the night. Blech....

The housemom also let me leave after the cut-off time before closing tonight, because she said I'm a good worker and I never ask for anything. :) Pretty sure the DJ noticed my escape, but I was really exhausted and am super relieved to be home now!

Flodawg
10-29-2016, 04:00 AM
Ugh, rough night. It was busy, there was money to be made, but I was having one of those dreaded "off" nights where nothing seemed to align quite right. My radar was off, my timing was off, my hustle and close of sale was off, even my stripper persona couldn't decide if she was sexy or bubbly or chill. At one point I could hear the words that were coming out of my mouth and I'm like "wtf am I even SAYING?!" but by then I couldn't put the words back in. Pretty sure I even inadvertently robbed myself of a potential VIP room. Ugh. *facepalm*

It's really weird-- in Australia, I used to have these sorts of "off" nights when I was on my period, and I would be a superstripper superstar when I was ovulating. Here in the US it's turned the other way round-- now I make bank when I bleed, and I lose all my stripper mojo when my uterus is screaming "FERTILISE MEEEEEE". Weird.

PrettyPuppet
10-29-2016, 05:57 AM
Today was a very interesting day at work. Probably the most interesting and ego boosting day I've had, or at least can think of. Sorry it's very long.

It's Halloween weekend and it is strongly encouraged to dress up. I decided on being sexy Freddie Krueger with at ripped black and red sweater, black 8 in heels and a black lace thong over a red dancer thong. I got a lot of compliments and attention from it. Other notable costumes were Harley Quinn (she went all out, elaborate eye liner, feather false lashes, jester cap with bells.) A customer as a full gorilla, a customer as Ash Ketchum, and the Jaeger Bomber (like the unabomber)

On to the day. It begins with the first trip to the stage. It's earlier in the day so the only stage open is the small circular stage by the bar (my club has a main stage, 2 satellite stages and a cage stage that never is used) so I get on that and right next to it is a table with 2 guys and 2 dancers. The dancer I don't know stares at me, smiles and waves. I'm trying to figure out if I know her or not when the guys give her money to tip me. She comes up, tells me I'm gorgeous, it's her first night dancing ever. When I get off the stage I can't even talk to the guys before she's fangirling over me. She thinks I'm gorgeous, she loves my dancing, she's just in awe of me. She even asks if I like girls and when I say yes she gets extremely happy. It's very sweet, almost overwhelmingly so, and then it gets a bit awkward. I have obvious self harm scars. She says 'the thing I like the most about you is your scars. They tell a story.' In front of customers. It's one thing when a customer asks me about them, it's far less awkward to handle during a more one on one discussion. It's another thing to have another girl call attention to them like that. I kept trying to talk to the guys, she kept talking to me. She was sweet, but it got in the way of my hustle. I was thinking about trying to angle for a 2 girl dance with her (she needs to have a memorable first dance. Why don't you take us both back since we have such chemistry?) But it became clear she wasn't interested in hustling for herself, or even paying attention to the customers so I moved along. That girl later asked me to hang out with them after work and was crushed when I said I couldn't. She wouldn't look away from the stage whenever I got on and even told her friend she wanted to wait to talk to customers who bought pizza for them until I finished my song. I'm not really sure why she started stripping when she doesn't realize that this is a job. I kind of got the impression she might have been high or a bit touched from other antics, but who knows.

Next up when I was on stage, but the club was fairly dead, my manager came up to me. He hits on every female employee there to just be perverted and make everyone laugh, but I get the feeling he's actually attracted to me. I guess I somewhat resemble a younger, thinner version of his lady. Anyway, he said 'I don't know if it's how your dressed, or how you're dancing or what, but I really want to fuck the shit out of you right now.' (Like I said, he's a perverted man)
Later that night him and a floor guy were sitting in a booth on the side of the main stage watching me dance. My manager told me that the floor guy asked him who was on stage, and when he told him it was me he said he wished he could get a dance with me.

Later that night a girl I used to be friends with (I left to have a baby and now don't often work the same shifts as her, no falling out) came up to me to ask what I was. She said I was so skinny now and asked why I was making myself so thin. I told her I liked the way I look thin (I've always been naturally petite) and that I hadn't really been dieting or watching what I and tell since just after I had my daughter 8 months ago. She said I was even thinner than I was before I got pregnant. I thanked her even though it didn't seem like she meant it as a compliment. She also said I didn't even look like I ha baby, my boobs didn't sag and my stomach still looks nice. That felt really nice. Afterwards she said my fiance was probably only being good to me because of the baby.

We had 2 porn stars feature dance tonight. After their second set one of them came up to me and told me I was gorgeous. I thanked her and said she was too. She asked if she could talk to me quickly. I told her I was busy, but she said it would only rake a minute and sort of hugged me so I couldn't walk away. She said I was gorgeous again and said my scars made her sad. She said when the lights were bright when I was on stage she could see all of them and it broke her heart. She told me that I should ask them not to use the bright lights anymore. She said she didn't know why I did that, but I was gorgeous and I shouldn't do it anymore. I thanked her, told her she was sweet, hugged her back. Inside I was annoyed. It's ridiculous to believe just because someone might be attractive they shouldn't have any pain or troubles. It's insensitive to tell me to hide. It's funny because I know how many times I've made money because of my scars.

LoveyDovey
10-29-2016, 09:10 AM
My first customer of the day got all butt hurt because I wouldn't date him, so he didn't spend any money and left. Good riddance. When are they going to learn that the club is not a dating service? I'm unattainable, that's why you pay me. Duh.
The rest of the day, the Universe heard my cry for help and sent in customers who actually get it. They came in, bs'ed for a song or two, did dances, and left happy. You know, they way it should be.
Going back in today. I have a painful bunion and hope it doesn't kill my money.

vanessa_mtl
10-29-2016, 03:08 PM
600$ not asking customers for dances and waiting for them to ask me has been a good strategy. The same girls who always complain were complaining and I was happy and relaxed all night. Felt fortunate and grateful and that made me stand out:)

Selina M
10-29-2016, 03:23 PM
Good night last night, but I gotta bitch: what is the DEAL with dudes literally cutting girls off? Like "How are y-" "I'm waiting for someone".

Defensive much?
I just pissed one off being rude right back ::) but Jesus just because you're in a club doesn't mean common conversation etiquette isn't a thing