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SuperJa
10-29-2016, 04:36 PM
Good night last night, but I gotta bitch: what is the DEAL with dudes literally cutting girls off? Like "How are y-" "I'm waiting for someone".

Defensive much?
I just pissed one off being rude right back ::) but Jesus just because you're in a club doesn't mean common conversation etiquette isn't a thing


Ugh this

Altho if I have to pick between rudely being cut off or having them tell me after sitting with them for a bit, I'd rather the abrupt. My feels will be fine but my time is $$$$.

The gig I did this week was stage only and you do 6 shows over 2 nights and don't have to interact with anyone, so I made like $700 for 2 hours of actual work. But doing these ones requires such a brain switch when I go and do a club with dances. "What? I have to TALK to these people? Unbelievable"

seashell
10-30-2016, 02:19 PM
Yesterday I made about $600 again. I half-assed my Halloween costume ("naughty school girl") with a black crop top and a plaid skirt. People didn't get it and kept asking if I was supposed to be Scottish or a Tilted Kilt girl. lmao. One guy asked why I wasn't wearing a costume, and if I didn't wear one because I hated Halloween. XD

There were some badass costumes spinning around that pole. And good vibes among the dancers. Fun night.

DrummerDancer
10-30-2016, 05:35 PM
Netted $84 at my small club Saturday night. We had traffic but customers were there for drinks only. One guy I sat with had at least a grand in his pocket. Couldn't figure out how to hustle him, but he bought me drinks and we chatted for a bit. One of the veteran dancers (she's been at the club 8+ years) told the bouncer I was cut-throating when I don't think I was. She ended up with $40-something before tipout and has always been one to start drama. I respectfully listened to her rant and let her know I would improve; but what it boiled down to was I should be encouraging the customer I'm with to tip her and the rest of the dancers when they're on stage, because otherwise engaging in a conversation with them is "distracting". But hell, how else am I suppose to be hustling? Only talking to customers BETWEEN sets? I think her only tips come from the stage as she struggles to sell lap dances, so I must be threatening her only chance at income.

bbloveee09
10-31-2016, 03:58 PM
I was top earner at my club Saturday night.

I work at a shitty hole in the wall club where 99.9% of the customers are mexican (i'm black btw)

So I went to the sex store and bought a sexy soccer girl halloween costume rooting the mexico soccer team.

Customers loved it! Threw money at me just because of the costume.

I danced for only one customer from 8pm-2am. He wanted dance after dance after dance all because he loved my costume.

The other girls were pissed. I had five drinks that night and couldn't drive home so I took an uber. It was worth it but I could barely get out of bed the next morning I was so sore.

Anyway this is a little off topic but I'm starting to feel like the strip club is a mental trap? When I'm not there I can't stop thinking about the money I'm missing out on. When I am there I'm stressed about how much I'm making. It's almost not about the money anymore because when I go home I throw all my cash in a box. I have so much money I haven't even counted it yet it's just sitting in the box.

I feel like I don't really have a life anymore. I work at my 9-5 then strip at night and on the weekends I work a double. I'm single. No kids. I don't start school until next semester. So for now I feel like stripping is my life in a sense? I think I may go visit my friend in Colorado soon. I really need to take a break because it's starting to get to me but I feel good because at least I have money.

DesireeDances
10-31-2016, 04:23 PM
Anyway this is a little off topic but I'm starting to feel like the strip club is a mental trap? When I'm not there I can't stop thinking about the money I'm missing out on. When I am there I'm stressed about how much I'm making. It's almost not about the money anymore because when I go home I throw all my cash in a box. I have so much money I haven't even counted it yet it's just sitting in the box.

I feel like I don't really have a life anymore. I work at my 9-5 then strip at night and on the weekends I work a double. I'm single. No kids. I don't start school until next semester. So for now I feel like stripping is my life in a sense? I think I may go visit my friend in Colorado soon. I really need to take a break because it's starting to get to me but I feel good because at least I have money.

That's understandable, and it's good that you're taking a break. You just gotta remind yourself of why you started in the first place. Take a break and re-focus. The club can be a mental trap when you hit (what I call) a lottery streak, but when it gets to the point that you're obsessed with it and you don't have a life anymore, just put your G-string on ice for a minute.

And of course, this doesn't just apply to dancing. Too much of anything can be a bad thing, and if you ever feel trapped or suffocated by something, it's okay to take a step back and do something else for a while.

HempGoddess
11-01-2016, 01:31 PM
My last shift; some fucking regular got mad at me doing dances with another guy in front his face, and he thought I was intentionally making him jealous. Then he started to throw a fit after I ignored him and accused me of stealing his fucking money that he dropped on the floor, then he threatened me with his plastic restrains and his stun gun.

I threw a drink on his face never went back there again. What a fucking piece of psycho shit.

LoveyDovey
11-01-2016, 09:06 PM
It sucked. A boring 45 dollar day. ZZzzzzzzzz....

Pole_Catt
11-03-2016, 02:37 PM
My last shift was pretty decent. Met, whom I believe, is the hottest straight dog groomer in the united states, chicago area. He owns his own business doing it, and makes his fortune teaching the classes. The sweetest part? His mama was the one who got him into it. 6'4, salt and pepper hair, and muscles out of this world. STRAIGHT. If I was interested in OTC, he'd be a BD by now. Real gentleman, bought a couple drinks, and I talked him into a room (without even a preview dance), and I only removed my top. Offered him the birthday suit, and he totally said no! I was shocked, and it geuninely made my night, even if I only walked out with 600 that night after his room and a few more custies. The good ones are out there, this dude reminded me of that.

Few more lap dances thorough the night, and another VIP from a gentleman in medical marijuana sales who I hustled for a $70 tip in a 15min. room, but was a gentleman the entire time. All in all a good night!


DOWNSIDE - split my fucking ankle open when my strap caught the pole and poked the shit out of me.

vanessa_mtl
11-03-2016, 03:44 PM
The good ones are out there, this dude reminded me of that...

This can't be said often enough!

Vyanka
11-04-2016, 07:50 AM
My last shift was pretty decent. Met, whom I believe, is the hottest straight dog groomer in the united states, chicago area. He owns his own business doing it, and makes his fortune teaching the classes. The sweetest part? His mama was the one who got him into it. 6'4, salt and pepper hair, and muscles out of this world. STRAIGHT. If I was interested in OTC, he'd be a BD by now. Real gentleman, bought a couple drinks, and I talked him into a room (without even a preview dance), and I only removed my top. Offered him the birthday suit, and he totally said no! I was shocked, and it geuninely made my night, even if I only walked out with 600 that night after his room and a few more custies. The good ones are out there, this dude reminded me of that.

Few more lap dances thorough the night, and another VIP from a gentleman in medical marijuana sales who I hustled for a $70 tip in a 15min. room, but was a gentleman the entire time. All in all a good night!


DOWNSIDE - split my fucking ankle open when my strap caught the pole and poked the shit out of me.

I love gentlemen customers like that. Generous and easy....ah <3 and eye candy on top of that. Cake icing.

My last shift, a guy tells me I look like I have a sign on my head that says "fuck off". Lol. I've gotten this before. I don't mind my resting bitch face. It scares off the cheap assholes.

Layla.00
11-04-2016, 12:13 PM
Loveable coke head gave me a stupid amount of money to listen to him ramble about nonsense.

HempGoddess
11-04-2016, 03:05 PM
LOL. Those are my favorite kind of customers...I had a regular who would come once a week to fucking talk and talk and he would excuse himself to the bathroom every 10 mins in the champange room, so I had to only entertain him only about 40 minutes in the 2 hour champagne room.8)



Loveable coke head gave me a stupid amount of money to listen to him ramble about nonsense.

CharlottesWebb
11-04-2016, 08:29 PM
My last shift was decent. I made $100 on the first stage so that was nice. After that it was pretty slow and people were getting on my nerves. Wanting to talk but not pay for my time and had no intentions on doing dances. After around 12 it started to pick up and I made $400 more from dances and stage money. No drama amongst the ladies. Went to McDonald's afterward and picked up a snack for myself and breakfast for hubby and my son (2 yrs)Not too bad for a Thursday night.

seashell
11-05-2016, 03:21 AM
Most of the night was filled with non-spenders and weirdos. One guy bit my boob, and I tried to get him kicked out, but nope. Guess physically hurting/sexually assaulting a dancer is a forgivable offense?? He followed me around the rest of the night wanting another dance.

At least there were some nice dudes in the mix. I danced for an adorable hipster with a Mumford & Sons tattoo. The DJ played this ridiculous 80's smooth jazz song and we were cracking up about the music the whole time.

rareaspasia
11-05-2016, 07:21 AM
Has a different dj who fucked up rotation and a dumb bitch who wouldn't get off stage until halfway through my song because she was making out with a female customer and then taking her sweet time cleaning up her money of which there wasn't even that much. Still did well because there was a sub in and I got a nice older guy who wanted to talk and rub my shoulders. Left a little early and did not tip the dj extra like I usually do. I love my regular djs. They take care of me and I take care of them.

vanessa_mtl
11-05-2016, 10:33 AM
Being pushy paid off! Last night was pretty lucrative. Lots of tourists here to party! :)

seashell
11-05-2016, 12:57 PM
Being pushy paid off! Last night was pretty lucrative. Lots of tourists here to party! :)
Tourists are the best!! They're so much more fun and ready to spend. I get bummed out when there are mostly locals at the club!

vanessa_mtl
11-05-2016, 05:32 PM
Tourists are the best!! They're so much more fun and ready to spend. I get bummed out when there are mostly locals at the club!

When they're unsure about spending I always say, you flew to a different country for the weekend... And now you don't want to buy one song? That usually makes the wallets fly open...

LoveyDovey
11-06-2016, 03:22 AM
Dear Jealous bitches at my club,

J is a person who sits with various girls when he visits. Today he chose to sit with me and offer me a drink. Tough shit if that pissed you off. It is not *your* call whom he chooses to spend money on. It's his. EVERYONE i.e. all of us who sat with him made money. Why I am being called a "cockblocker" is beyond me. We all made money....SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? Are you pissed because my timing was good and he came to sit with me and offer me a drink first? Yes, I know he is not usually "my customer", but today he was and that was HIS call. So please stop yelling at me about it ON THE FLOOR AT THE BAR (you couldn't save your bitching for the dressing room? You had to do it on the floor? Really?) and realize I've been in this biz for 12 years and I see through your bullshit. So don't even bother. Ok?

Made $600 tonight, despite the drama. I think the drama actually fueled me to hustle. This may sound obnoxious, but when girls act like bitches my revenge is to smile and make money and just go out and fucking kill it. Kill em with success and bury them with a smile is what I say.

vanessa_mtl
11-06-2016, 09:29 AM
Got pulled into a champagne room. These two new girls who got pulled into it a half an hour after me just assumed the guy who was paying for the bottles was paying for the girls (not my customer- this other girl's who drinks herself into a stupor so I assume her customer would be béyond drunk) these boys were twenty five years old I was pretty sceptical one kid was going to pay for 4 hours for 4 strippers so I made sure MY Customer understood the pricing and paid for me.

Then these bitches have the nerve to be mad at me when I walk away with my money and they're like who is going to pay for me. I'm like the customers are still here.. They know how long you were there. Make them pay. This is a verbal contract its your job to enforce. Not mine. Why is your customer not trying all his cards? Why are you not making him or his friends pay? The lights are on and I've been paid now it's my job to go home!

bbloveee09
11-06-2016, 10:07 AM
Wow last night was great although I got zero VIPs which is weird for a Saturday I literally gave a table dance to every song.

I ended up working a double shift, not that I wanted to but the money was there and before I realized it the club was closing and I was there since opening. I'm so sore I can't even move.

A lot of girls are starting not to like me because I've been making consistent money. But they don't understand how much effort and work I've been putting in. Going to the club almost every day I began to build a clientele. A lot of shitty nights and great nights have lead to me pulling consistent numbers.

Well I guess you're not cool if you don't have haters? It's weird because I've always been friends with everyone so it's odd that there are girls who don't like it when I come to work?

LoveyDovey
11-06-2016, 11:29 AM
Wow last night was great although I got zero VIPs which is weird for a Saturday I literally gave a table dance to every song.

I ended up working a double shift, not that I wanted to but the money was there and before I realized it the club was closing and I was there since opening. I'm so sore I can't even move.

A lot of girls are starting not to like me because I've been making consistent money. But they don't understand how much effort and work I've been putting in. Going to the club almost every day I began to build a clientele. A lot of shitty nights and great nights have lead to me pulling consistent numbers.

Well I guess you're not cool if you don't have haters? It's weird because I've always been friends with everyone so it's odd that there are girls who don't like it when I come to work?

Girl I feel your pain. Could've written this myself.

Selina M
11-06-2016, 01:50 PM
^ That's when you know you're doing well!

@Loveydovey, I thought you'd been at my club for a minute! Haha I have a similar reg and similar last shift :D

So yeah, get paid to sit and drink in my street clothes, have other girls evil eye-ing the trio of us who are viewed as his gatekeepers (even though we really aren't).

LoveyDovey
11-06-2016, 10:49 PM
Kind of a crappy night. 75 dollars. But at least it was peaceful.

Pole_Catt
11-07-2016, 11:13 AM
My last shift,
a guy tells me I look like I have a sign on my head that says "fuck off". Lol. I've gotten this before. I don't mind my resting bitch face. It scares off the cheap assholes.

No shit. Don't want to pay me? Stay away from me. I have a serious case of RBF too, and I use it for the ice queen hustle when I'm feeling sorta pissy. WORK IT. <3

Pole_Catt
11-07-2016, 11:17 AM
I think the drama actually fueled me to hustle. This may sound obnoxious, but when girls act like bitches my revenge is to smile and make money and just go out and fucking kill it. Kill em with success and bury them with a smile is what I say.

Fuck no, it doesn't. Everybody hates a woman who smiles and shits all over negativity, because misery loves company and that twat isn't getting any. Too bad!

Vyanka
11-07-2016, 01:15 PM
My last shift,

No shit. Don't want to pay me? Stay away from me. I have a serious case of RBF too, and I use it for the ice queen hustle when I'm feeling sorta pissy. WORK IT. <3

Yup. I do the ice queen hustle too. Haha

DesireeDances
11-07-2016, 10:36 PM
Where do I fucking begin?!

I won't bore y'all with details, but it was a good night overall. The highlight of my shift was when I asked a guy if he wanted me to dance for him. He said no, then paid me to dance for some random guy a few feet away. I walked over to the random guy and told him that someone bought him a dance. Didn't even make it past 30 secs of the song before the random guy started handing me more money. I don't know if he was drunk or what, but when he started giving me $100 bills, I knew the Universe was looking out. lol

Layla.00
11-09-2016, 04:14 PM
46563

I got a love note ?

charlie61
11-09-2016, 05:57 PM
^ The kind of comment that makes you want to chop your nipples off.

Layla.00
11-09-2016, 06:27 PM
Lucky me... Another one.

46566

persianprincess
11-09-2016, 07:14 PM
^^^ WTF

SuperJa
11-09-2016, 09:19 PM
Lucky me... Another one.

46566

lmfao that is so weird that they are typed with little box borders. There's clearly a whole sheet of them somewhere

Layla.00
11-09-2016, 10:57 PM
lmfao that is so weird that they are typed with little box borders. There's clearly a whole sheet of them somewhere

The borders are what gets me too!!

LoveyDovey
11-10-2016, 10:47 AM
^ The kind of comment that makes you want to chop your nipples off.

Lol!!!

Layla, you're so lucky! Can we come too? We can all cuddle in bed and discuss!

LoveyDovey
11-10-2016, 10:33 PM
Was productive and peaceful. Made 320 and bailed.

SuperJa
11-11-2016, 03:35 AM
First time working a "real" club in weeks. I always get concerned that I'll forget how to sell dances and like interact with people.

I forgot this is the one in the city that does amateurs on Thursdays, everywhere else is Wednesday, so I was so excited to avoid that clusterfuck by working Thurs-Sun but I did not. Did have a nice girl ask me for advice while I was signing my posters and I was like "literally just make sure you get naked and you'll win" cause so many girls keep their clothes on and the crowd cheers loudest for naked girls by default. So yeah, she was the only girl to get naked and did win a clear and obvious victory.

Was fairly busy but mostly just people there for the amateurs. Did do a bunch of dances for a very fun couple, and at the end of the night for a young guy who was hilarious.

Did a duo show with another girl and we both had brought outfits with black hooded cloaks which was awesome. When we split the tips after and I told her what it was she didn't believe me. "Like, each? That's the most I've ever made on stage here."

vanessa_mtl
11-11-2016, 10:06 AM
Berated a trump fan for bragging about his success and the being a cheap ass. Then his friend ripped off my friend so I was very glad I'd done it! Then a guy calls me over, buys me a drink and when i say ok it's time to dance he's like I only come here for a good time, not dances. Basically, more entitled nonsense. But I didn't get demoralized so I ended up having some generous tourists from LA who liked that MTL strippers are more real (less enhanced) and got VIPs and i also did table dances throughout the night and I'm glad I persevered. At 3am I didn't feel wealthy but I felt successful enough.

Layla.00
11-11-2016, 12:45 PM
No love notes last night.

It was kind of a weird night for me. I think I need to remind myself that when it's slow or I'm having a hard time getting dances, I need to chill the fuck out and not run around like a crazy woman. I tend to stress out and then walk back and forth the floor, which isn't very big so it gives off the desperate vibe.

I still haven't figured out how to sell champagne rooms in this club and I haven't really figured out how worth it they are. The cub takes a big cut so it's only worth it if you get a hefty tip, which some girls do, but I've only managed to get a modest 20-30%. Most people pay with cards for the champagne room, so we get deducted another 10%.

I didn't make much last night until about an hour before close and then I managed to make just short of 500. Tonight is veterans day here, so I have no idea what that means money wise.

Oh and one random observations, people have really high opinions of Canadian dancers!

Selina M
11-11-2016, 02:44 PM
I got the dick stomp guy. Wants you to step on him and humiliate it.

He claimed to be a sub and insisted on calling me mistress, but IMO he doesn't know what 'sub' actually means, since he kept trying to do things/asking to do things/doing shit I explicitly told him not to. It was kind of irritating.

Otherwise made lots of money. Have noticed a bunch of girls copying me, wearing the exact same shrug/cardigan I wear, and playing the same songs. One wanted to know where I got my hair done. They all apologize and move out of my way when they're in it. Hmmmmm. Guess my high earner mojo is back and showing :D

LoveyDovey
11-11-2016, 08:50 PM
Kinda sucky for a Friday. Sold some dances, though. Crazy vindictive stripper was trying once again to pissed me off, but I ignored her, smiled, and made some money. It irritates the fuck out of her not to get a reaction out of me. In other news, My regulars are such nice people. I'm lucky to have a good little group. They always are good to me and take care of me.

SuperJa
11-12-2016, 04:53 AM
Tonight started off slow but got really good later on. I got an extra show which was nice cause people were tipping well tonight. Except not so nice cause it was from a girl no-showing, and we're already missing one from earlier in the week. She showed up Tuesday night but that was it, all her stuff is still at the club and she hasn't responded to fb or texts girls have sent her, so to have another one skip out tonight without a reason kinda has everybody on edge.

We literally had zero freelance girls show up tonight which is bizarre for a friday, but since last night was amazing I am guessing a bunch of girls figured it would be slow and didn't bother. They actually called another partner club to tell them if any of their freelancers wanted to come here instead we had zero, so we did get one show up and she got bought out for most of the night so clearly good call on her part.

I'll post a couple pics of the club cause it is aesthetically one of my faves. It's all done to look like a castle. I haven't worked here a ton so tonight was my first time selling a package of "dungeon" dances. Those get done in a different private area that is all stone and leather and super cool. The other side where the normal private dances happen is still funky but it looks more like flintstones stone than castle stone lol.

You can kinda see in the stage pic there's a huge metal demon in the corner and girls hang old bras there so he's holding a ton of them. I wish I could get more pics but I feel like a weirdo sneaking around the club with my phone lol

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LoveyDovey
11-12-2016, 08:28 AM
^^ That is pretty cool, SJ!

SuperJa
11-13-2016, 03:50 AM
Tonight started off slooooow cause the club wasn't playing the fights, but it picked up late. I danced for a kid who only got two songs and then had no luck anywhere else so went back to say hi again where they were and his brother immediately jumped up and said yeah let's go. So I was thankful he agreed but was resigned to the fact that he would probably get only a couple songs, but then when we got to the vip room he bought an hour and a half and tipped me $100 on top of it. So thank you stripper Jesus.

Except I felt bad because we had to pause the time for my 130am stage show, but when I got to the dr we were a full show behind so I could have kept dancing for him for a bit longer. The girl ahead of me was pretty drunk so the DJ asked if she felt like she could still do her show, and she was adamant that she could, so I didn't get on till basically 2. Then finished my time with the guy and left at 3am. Hoping tomorrow is good but chill. Sundays at this club can be decent for whatever reason, last time I worked here I did more dances on Sunday than I did on the Thursday for sure and I think actually the Saturday too but not 100% sure.

Oh and as I was packing up to leave super drunk girl came in to the dr and was like "i hope nobody minds i have a cigarette i am just grabbbing something quick" and the feature shoved her into the hallway like "are you trying to kill us all???" cause earlier her stage bag with her fire show stuff had spilled on the floor, and although it got mopped up there was still a ton of alcohol fumes in the air and stuff.

Drunk dancer was at the bar later with another girl cause she was upset about getting pushed and I overheard the other girl being like "No baby it's okaaaay we just didn't want to blow up" lol

vanessa_mtl
11-13-2016, 10:10 AM
^^ hillarious!

Made 600. My feet hurt, but I don't care. I'm sure I could have made more but it was 40$ here 100$ there. Nobody was super generous. It's nice to feel when I don't get lucky I can rely on my hustle to carry me through a sea of hockey fans. Oh you don't want a song, buy one for your friend...

Selina M
11-13-2016, 08:16 PM
Meanest thing I've ever heard a staff member say: "are these chicks being ugly on purpose?"

I laughed. I'm going to stripper hell.

(They are literally hiring anyone who walks in and can pay house. This was in reference to a girl with a gut that looks like she'd sit with the art kids in high school, if you know what I mean).

Layla.00
11-14-2016, 02:04 PM
Last night was one of those stripper heaven nights. Guys were approaching me, everyone wanted champagne rooms, everyone was tipping ... If only nights like that were more common.

vanessa_mtl
11-14-2016, 03:40 PM
Oh and one random observations, people have really high opinions of Canadian dancers!

Nice to hear. I think it's the French accent. We're sort of the white exotics of North America. Perfect for honkyAmericans who are suspicious of or have prejudice against Europeans.

LoveyDovey
11-14-2016, 07:51 PM
Didn't make much, but at least it was peaceful.

Layla.00
11-17-2016, 12:46 AM
Generous guy from Texas gave me a G to sit with him.Turns out he was a horrible Trump supporting racist but I didn't realize that until the end of the night