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crystalize
03-11-2017, 03:23 PM
my last shift was really slow in the beginnig so I did something I have never done in my 7 years of full time dancing: APPROACH A COUPLE LMAO! And it was awesome, they spent on me and were so appreciative and said I made them feel comfortable. In our job, we don't usually get those kind of non-monetary rewards. It made me feel really good.
other than that, it was bad for a friday. Where are the tax returns????
seashell
03-13-2017, 09:00 AM
I was sooo not on my game last night. I was really tired, spilled a drink on a customer, almost fell on stage (there was body oil everywhere), and then only sold a half hour champagne room when the guy clearly wanted to stay longer. I just couldn't wait to go home, haha.
Dancer_maria
03-14-2017, 05:11 PM
I got in trouble in a VIP for having my shoes off and for sitting on my customers lap.. like straddling him. The 'manager' (pretty sure he isn't even a manager.. he collects house fees lol) walked by and grabbed me and made me talk to him off to the side as if he just caught me sucking dick or something. It was way over the top. What's ridiculous is this club is KNOWN for girls giving BJs & having sex with customers. I've found condoms in the lap dance area before! So ridiculous. My customer got all pissed off and ended it early and only gave me 100$. I was so over the night by then I just said fuck it and left. Oh and the whole time that happened I saw some waitress watching and giggling to her customer. I was so close to freaking out lol I'm glad I didn't though it would not have been worth it. This just reminded me why I prefer dayshift at this club.
This is some sad shit.. You go into VIP, men Pay for, and expect that you WILL be in contact. I am betting that ,based on the "manager" there are different rules for everyone. I have seen this before where a Gorgeous "Stage only" contract girl will bitch to a willing managers ear, who is just looking at her boobs the entire time, but goes ahead and makes life miserable getting himself into the Drama. This is one benefit of being freelance. Drama "usually" doesn't follow you out of the club, unless you happen to Be the drama. I like the Owners better than the managers in most clubs.
Nina_
03-15-2017, 06:41 AM
I was on the floor by 6pm so I could work a full 8 hour shift. Then after the first couple hours I lost all the money I made (idk how that even happened, I wasn't drunk) so I was pissed and almost went home, but I decided not to let it ruin my night and just hustled way harder and ended up leaving with $907 on a Sunday. ☺ Sucks that it would have been well over a G if my money hadn't gotten lost/stolen whatever, but none of the other girls banked like I did so whoever ended up with my money still made less than me lol.
LoveyDovey
03-15-2017, 11:48 AM
I was on the floor by 6pm so I could work a full 8 hour shift. Then after the first couple hours I lost all the money I made (idk how that even happened, I wasn't drunk) so I was pissed and almost went home, but I decided not to let it ruin my night and just hustled way harder and ended up leaving with $907 on a Sunday. ☺ Sucks that it would have been well over a G if my money hadn't gotten lost/stolen whatever, but none of the other girls banked like I did so whoever ended up with my money still made less than me lol.
You are a true warrior. If this ever happens to me, I'm going to think of this and stay strong.
Adrienne7
03-18-2017, 02:46 AM
I am almost sorry to say I was "that girl" who rolls in at 11pm and cleans up before closing time. I really didn't mean to be THAT late but shit happened. I never do that and always hear girls gripe when other dancers come in at 11:30 or midnight. I get it. BUT I made my minimum that I usually want fora 6 hour shift in half the time, so.... :)
seashell
03-18-2017, 12:38 PM
St. Paddy's Day was total crap until the last two hours. BUT, once the golden time arrived, it was fucking amazing. After a slow night, made $500 from some amazing stage tips and generous customers.
I also had two virgins who were like "I've never touched boobs before!" My club allows boob touching in the higher-priced dance area, so... yeah. Cue awkward teenage boy style boob grabs.
SuperJa
03-22-2017, 02:02 PM
Last night was a fun night but a weird crowd. Mostly girls there for the contest and sketchy guys trying to buy drugs. The one guy with real money wasn't interested in dances but was buying bottles for girls and tipping really well on stage. So I made about $500 without doing a single dance. Fine by me tbh.
Manager wants to use my tattoo in some promo so we took some pics downstairs with one of the really good looking bouncers. He had this idea to do one with me pulling on his tie and it is such a kickass pic I hope they use it.
Also since there was so much free alcohol going around and not much else to do one of my favorite dancers there was way more drunk than usual and kept hugging me and being like "boooo i wish you were single" etc and it was so funny. Like the issue actually isn't my boyfriend cause he'd happily roll with that idea but you're waaaay too drunk for me to think that would be okay.
And it was wet-t contest night and this fucking goooooorgeous escort was there with a guy and girls kept telling her to enter and she was so shy about it but eventually did and was the clear winner.
Hoping tonight is a more normal night but if a weird one ends with money that's okay too.
seashell
03-23-2017, 12:16 PM
Last night I made my goal, but barely! It was a crappy night all around, although I got a lot of dances right before closing time. I really need to work on my sales skills... too many guys wanting only 1 dance and very few going to the higher priced area.
Missdoll
03-25-2017, 05:49 AM
I found the holy grail of clubs in LA. I made about $360, but the managers and bouncers were actually NICE, had MY back (not the customers) didn't rape me of my money AND I got to keep my clothes on and not get horribly molested. success in my book!
**edit**
Oh, not to mention when I got hired manager told me this was a clean club and if I got caught doing anything bad I would be fired and the cameras in the VIP actually worked. (:
I almost cried tears of joy.
seashell
03-25-2017, 07:37 AM
My last shiift, a bouncer turned into a giant creep and hit on me after my shift was over. It made me feel really uncomfortable. Ugh
SuperJa
03-25-2017, 11:58 AM
Busy night, dance numbers were good for most of the girls.
During my last show a guy decided to wander on stage and take his shirt off. He was there for about 15 seconds before he got charged by bouncers who carried/threw him down the back stairs. He was screaming "but it's my bachelor party" the whole time.
Any time you get a bachelor that is an idiot I'm always like omg some woman is actually going to MARRY this guy...
vanessa_mtl
03-26-2017, 12:55 AM
Had a lucrative week but four shifts in a row, holy shit, I'm tired and my feet hurt. Tonight I fired a customer for being too annoying. He wanted more dances but I was like, no, I'm self employed, this is not worthwhile for me, let's settle up. Another dancer who is my friend overheard, she doesn't drink, and I heard her saying as I was leaving, to her customer, "that's why alcohol is bad if you drink too much you can't even pay a girl to hang out with you"... LMAO!
buttonpop
03-26-2017, 01:41 AM
My club isn't usually a big stage money club but lately its been WILD. garbage bags full of 1s wild. I love that shit. Besides the fact that it feels awesome to make hundreds in a few minutes, getting rained on is the best rush ever. I love my job.
i got a papercut on my finger from a dollar bill tho. occupational hazard.
seashell
03-26-2017, 03:09 AM
Made lots of $ from a group of Asian guys who were partying hard! I love groups of guys where everyone is having fun.
Also, when guys clap after a girl finishes her stage show. Yes, that shit is hard work, thank you for your appreciation!
LoveyDovey
03-26-2017, 02:05 PM
Friday: cleared 700 effortlessly.
Saturday : made 25 dollars. And it was hard.
Layla.00
03-26-2017, 10:45 PM
I thought it was going to be a shift from hell ...
I started off the day with stepping in dog shit on the way to work and then stinking up the whole bus. I kept wondering what that awful smell was and then I realized it was me. My bus ride is about an hour .....
Then when I got to work, I realized that I must have left my make up bag out and someone jacked it. So now I smell like shit and have no make up.
I ended up running to the drug store to throw on as much as free make up as I can before my shift starts ..
But then I got lucky and made over 1200 working from 5-11 on a Sunday. Whoo!
Missdoll
03-29-2017, 03:49 AM
I made $600! Came pretty easily. I had to cut throat a blonde girl though, felt a little bad but in a slowish dive bar it's survival of the fittest (or fastest) amiright?
seashell
03-29-2017, 11:37 AM
Got complimented by the DJ on my dancing last night, haha. Woo! I might be finding my groove.
Last night was super slow, but I made about $360. I wanted to stay longer, I was just sooo tired.
CloverWontQuit
03-29-2017, 12:39 PM
I am back from my hiatus. Actually since I was last on, I went and danced in NY and I'm going back in May. As far as home goes, its been treating me good. I've had at least one, 1k night once a week and the other days I don't make less than 500. Is it the season... Or has my hustle improved since NY? Idk but a few edits to my appearance has certainly helped.
BarbieNYC
03-29-2017, 07:49 PM
Ahh you guys I'm so happy for all of you. I am so bummed I'm missing out on tax season baller $$$ I have midterms right now :( :(
Keep on having good shifts ladies<333
LoveyDovey
03-29-2017, 08:31 PM
I'm hoping that this weekend will be great. Had lots of amazing sex today, so I hope my glow will attract money over the next few days.
Legz541
03-30-2017, 02:02 PM
First shift of my strip trip mini vacation combo. Club was a little smaller than I usually prefer but money came fairly fast and easy. Guys here don't expect nearly as much conversation before they open their wallets compared to what I'm used to. Love that! The club was cleaner than I'm used to as well. My only complaints are that there aren't champagne rooms and that I was on stage more than I'd prefer. I made twice as much as I'd make at home on a typical Wednesday, could've made more if I didn't feel like shit. Not used to the climate and got VERY dehydrated:( Overall good first impression, so far I'm glad I didn't listen to girls on SW discouraging others to work here.
rosafromeurope
03-30-2017, 04:47 PM
My shift tonight was the fucking worst EVER so buckle up for a rant!
I show up at 9pm, which means I should be 6th on the list of girls to go to stage, but soon as I walk to the barista (who also manages the stage list) to let her know I'm in, she accuses me of letting a guy eat my pussy in VIP. In our club extras are extremely strictly forbidden, because the police raids the place randomly every now and then, and sex in VIP would qualify it as an illegal brothel which could get the whole place shut down. I of course freak out about this, because first of all it wasn't true - when she walked in to check on the VIP session in question his head was at least ten inches away from my pussy, which is perfectly allowed and shouldn't look like oral at all, so I'm now doubting that she has something personally against me. I'm also pretty sure she told her story to all the other dancers and the manager as well because everyone was giving me filthy looks tonight.
Tonight was also really, really empty, and the fact that the barista put me on 2nd aka worst place on the list didn't help at all. ($10 in tips in total for two full length stage shows ruins any night, let's be real.) After five hours I finally managed to get a customer who ended up buying one lapdance from me, but soon as the guy left, another dancer approached me and accused me of stealing him from her. She said she was standing behind him ready to go talk to him and that I rushed to him - from my pov, we were both standing like seven feet behind him and she didn't make a move, so I went to talk to him instead. Sorry I didn't know you called mental shotgun... but getting angrily reprimanded for something totally unintentional sucks regardless.
To top it off, my boyfriend with whom I had a nasty breakup three days ago, texts me out of the blue. I barely ever leave before closing but by this time I was so chock full of the night that I decided to call it a night and just go the F home at 2am.
TL; DR: Barista accuses me of shit that didn't happen, everyone hates me now, might get fired, basically one bad thing after another and all for $50. Bleh! :P
LoveyDovey
03-30-2017, 07:02 PM
Ouch. Made 27 dollars.Nobody came in all day. Just one of those days, and I wasnt feeling it either. On the bright side, I have a regular coming in tomorrow and 2 of my regs texted me to set up for next week, which is cool. I just wish they were all coming in this weekend.
gummygirl
03-31-2017, 03:33 AM
Made vip room. Yay but guy got piss off cuz no sex... He threaten to fist my guts out 0.0 I had an odd week
Legz541
04-01-2017, 01:02 PM
Holy moly I'm exhausted! Still out on my little strip trip. Kept hearing people mention this club and hearing it advertised so went to audition even though someone told me they don't hire white girls. Anyway, got hired. A few years ago I worked a weekend at a tiny, divey urban club....this was a whole different game, the club was big and beautiful :) So here's where I die...girls dance 6 consecutive songs moving stage to stage. I'm used to 1 -2 songs on stage maybe a couple times a night. My legs are so swollen, sore and bruised after 4 stage sets plus all the dances. Overall good night though, I like stage money and the club is very nice. I'm just sumply not in good enough shape to work there and still be able to walk the next day. Shout out to girls that regularly work urban clubs, y'all savage!
22lligm
04-01-2017, 01:11 PM
^ I was the same way the first time I tried a big urban club! My legs and feet looked like they belonged to a dead body lol. Now I know why the majority of those dancers wear boots!
tempest666
04-01-2017, 01:24 PM
A guy tried to put a dollar in his mouth to motorboat me and his dentures nearly fell out.
CloverWontQuit
04-01-2017, 03:43 PM
I don't know if its been the season but I've been on a ROLL. 1700 dollar night, second night I've made over 1k this week. I think im slowly becoming a top earner, but no ones caught on to my success yet, and the ones that have are starting to act funny. Oh well. Such is life.
Legz541
04-01-2017, 06:11 PM
^ I was the same way the first time I tried a big urban club! My legs and feet looked like they belonged to a dead body lol. Now I know why the majority of those dancers wear boots!
YES! Tore up lol. I definitely need to pick up some boots if I wanna keep working there. I swear my feet were gonna fall off...if the weren't so swollen in my shoes. It's a nice change of pace though.
seashell
04-01-2017, 06:25 PM
My last shift, I made about $450 and then had to come home early (left this morning for a little vacation). I'm always surprised when customers are gentlemen. It's... nice. Another night with no complaints.
dollhousejade
04-02-2017, 10:43 AM
My last shift was my first shift back after 8 months if not dancing. An old guy I was dancing for ended up passing out and going into diabetic shock and we had to call the ambulance. Everyone called me the Black Widow after that, luckily I still made great money despite.
LoveyDovey
04-02-2017, 11:29 AM
My last shift was my first shift back after 8 months if not dancing. An old guy I was dancing for ended up passing out and going into diabetic shock and we had to call the ambulance. Everyone called me the Black Widow after that, luckily I still made great money despite.
Holy crap. Was he ok? How scary!
Worked a lonnng shift. Good stage tips, not many dances. Today I'm exhausted and I still have to go back in tonight.
ScarletKitten
04-04-2017, 03:45 AM
Tonight sucked. I never work Mondays, but I needed to work so I went in. The first guy I danced for was really cool and respectful. The other 2 asshats were disgusting, and I couldn't wait to go home to take a shower because they grossed me out so much.
On a positive note, my hair looked amazing with my new COCO Secret synthetic hair extension.
LoveyDovey
04-04-2017, 08:40 AM
This guy came in. I danced for him before, so I approached him and said hi. He invited me to sit with him. Little did I know this, but another girl texted him in. The other girl came by and then that's when I found out she invited him in. She was totally cool with me staying there, but I feel weird doing that so I buzzed off and went onstage. The guy knew I was going to be there only a little while longer, so he asked the girl if she would mind if he got dances with me and she was totally cool about it. So he asked me to do dances for him and I said I would, but only if he promised to do dances with the other girl. When we were done, I saw the other girl in the DR and I thanked her for being cool about everything because I had no idea she texted him in and I didn't mean to intervene. She was so cool about the whole thing and it was refreshing because if it were any other girl, she would've pitched a bitch fit. I told her I'd remember her for when one of my regs comes in and I'll invite her in to do doubles. I want to help this girl out in the future, be it through dances or stage tips. It's girls like this that make dancing fun.
goth22
04-05-2017, 02:58 AM
Went in tonight and it was steady it started off with one customer and a bunch of girls and slowly by like 12:30 almost 1 it evened out and came home with a good amount ❤️❤️ But ugh I twisted my ankle because I wore these thigh high velvet boots that don't have any upper foot support on other than the velvet material I was so thankful I packed my other stripper shoes in the bag lol but since this stage has no pole it was all floorwork lol and now my knees are busted ���� hahaha I gotta invest in some knee pads because I'll be in a walker soon at this pace haha
Missdoll
04-06-2017, 05:24 AM
Made over $600 :) had fun tonight
Rolled over to Deja Vu after hours after my home club closed around 3 am and tried to get hired so I could make another $400 and call it a night haha, they said to come back tomorrow during auditions. Unlikely. I'm not taking time off early to drive to your ghetto ass club! Take me now or never! :rotfl:
SuperJa
04-07-2017, 10:43 AM
Worked last night which was my first shift of the week. My show schedule is so kickass, like normally you have at least one early show on Friday/Saturday because the club opens at 3. You get to leave after but still sucks being there that early. But I literally don't have a show before 7pm the whole weekend.
It was slower last night. Amateurs every Thursday and we had four girls sign up. They do it in two rounds at this club, and two girls dropped out after the first round. It's horrible to say but I get this smug satisfaction when that happens just because all night those girls are watching the real dancers and telling their friends and boyfriends "oh I could do that", "that one's not that hot" etc like we can't hear them. So then when they get up there and choke it's like "HA! Not so easy is it bitch?"
I had a reg come in so night started off well. Was slim pickings for most of it, did a couple dances for a foot guy late in the night. This one actually knew how to rub feet properly so it was one of the few dances where you're like "nooooo" when their time is up haha.
seashell
04-08-2017, 10:10 AM
Was really bummed that my new boots didn't fit. :( But last night was alright. Pretty cool customers, although slow for a Friday.
A bouncer said to me, "Seashell, let me put my cum in your hair!" Goddamn, I don't care if it's a joke, he's the second bouncer to act like a pervy customer to me, and it makes me uncomfortable.
crystalize
04-08-2017, 06:09 PM
Was really bummed that my new boots didn't fit. :( But last night was alright. Pretty cool customers, although slow for a Friday.
A bouncer said to me, "Seashell, let me put my cum in your hair!" Goddamn, I don't care if it's a joke, he's the second bouncer to act like a pervy customer to me, and it makes me uncomfortable.
really gross. the dj at my club told me last shift 'i have to try out your new body in your house' (i told him i was getting surgery). so pervy. I've worked with him forever and this makes me really uncomfortable. and bouncers too,ugh that shows how dumb men are.
22lligm
04-10-2017, 01:17 PM
I have this annoying cheap regular who I always try to avoid now come up to me when I was on one of the side stages. And I had dropped a dollar but it was still on the stage so he didn't need to touch it.. but he comes over and grabs it and then takes ONE of his dollars out and then puts them both together to try to tip in my thong.... ummm FUCK no. Who does that? I have customers who will see I dropped a dollar and politely pick it up and hand it to me, which is fine. But this guy grabs the dollar, straightens it out, takes out one of his dollars and then puts them together to make him look less of a cheap ass while he tips me. His cheapness has reached new heights. Oh and then he has the nerve to tell me to come find him when I get off stage. Lol! I ended up getting off stage and sitting with a guy who gave me 100 just to chill and then we went to VIP together. I hope the cheapass was watching.
seashell
04-10-2017, 06:35 PM
Last night was slooow. But interesting. I met a guy who was really sweet and bought a bunch of dances, but out of nowhere told me he was a reiki master and gave me an "energy reading." He told me he could sense my inner problems, and... lmao... could sense that I was "done with the drug stuff." The guy thought I was a former drug addict! Lulz, pretty far from the truth. I was amused :)
LoveyDovey
04-14-2017, 08:52 PM
I racked out!!! Made over 1250, but after tipout I'm walking with 1039!! Yay!!!
seashell
04-15-2017, 12:02 AM
^Hell yes!!
Wore my bunny ears for Easter weekend. ;D Also, spent a lot of time with a cute little French guy that is becoming a regular. It was a slow night, but nice people and decent money.
22lligm
04-17-2017, 07:49 PM
It's always awkward seeing bartenders or waitresses fucked up. I got to work at like 6 yesterday and some bartenders and waitresses were in the bathroom all sloppy drunk. Like I can understand a fucked up dancer but why are any of you wasted and why so early in the night lol.
I had a really good shift though. Was in a great mood the whole time, focused, super busy, and just dealt with pretty good customers the whole shift. Thank you baby Jesus and the easter bunny! Lol
But omg there was this one guy in the beginning of my shift I was getting money from who acted like he wanted to go to VIP, but ended up just getting dances. He told me another dancer was just hardcore hustling him telling him all the shit she'll let him do in VIP (she said he can cum on her..) and that he was close to going back with her but didn't. And then he tells me I need to "work on my sales" Lol! I was like "yeah my SALES *dick sucking motion* huh" And he pretty much said I should be doing better than I am there. But what's funny is he sat at the bar most of the night and I ended up getting super busy making good money and I know he saw. He tried to get my attention at one point but I ignored him and kept hustling other guys and making more money. So yeah thanks for your advice but Im good lol.
SuperJa
04-18-2017, 02:50 AM
First shift of a 7 day week for me. Once again the general manager has given me awesome showtimes so it's gonna be a great week.
It was pretty slow tonight, which was expected on the Monday after a long weekend I guess. We hit a peak of 9 guys around 11 and then it died down from there. The ones that did show up were decent quality though, I did a 15min and 4 30mins with basically no sales effort. It was just one of those nights where I feel like I could have messed up all my lines and still somehow closed sales.
seashell
04-19-2017, 11:26 AM
My shift started off slooooow, with literally one customer in the club, a girl goofing off on stage (love it lol), and all the other girls sitting around in the dressing room, but thankfully things picked up later on. I usually wear socks, but I went without them this time, and I got a few compliments for how skinny I looked. Well, I know I haven't lost weight, because I've been eating copious amounts of Chik-Fil-A and Taco Bell, but thanks! ;D Guess it's time to ditch the socks.
I wound up in an endless cycle of dances and going on stage, with little free time, and was absolutely exhausted by the end of the night. Made about $300, which is okay with me, since at first I wasn't sure if I'd be able to pay the house fee lol
SuperJa
04-19-2017, 02:26 PM
Last night was also good. It was a bit slower cause our team shit the bed in the hockey game, normally we get a good crowd after it's over.
Had a reg come in, then danced for a super drunk guy who did a backhanded compliment about my boobs (they're great even though they're small) and I spent the remaining 30 mins of the 40min dance refusing to let him see them cause he didn't deserve them. Drives me up the wall how guys assume that the girls with naturals must be self conscious about them and therefore need to be told that men also like "itty bitty' ones. Like, if we didn't like our tits we woulda bought others by now bro.
A club regular later said that drunk guy was so hammered he literally walked right into a wall in the bathroom. Did a few dances for that regular as well so my night finished pretty good for what the crowd was.
Oh and the vip room host was fairly certain a custie shit himself and just carried on buying girls. I got into a convo about how guys are hesitant to date dancers cause they could cheat on them with any guy they meet and I'm like lmao the hard part of dancing is not swearing off men when you realize how disgusting they are while you are surrounded by your stunning coworkers.
Awkward moment in the change room- girl asked if I'd done any dances cause she couldn't seem to sell any and I just said 'oh I had a custie of mine so I'm doing alright" but I really wanted to tell her that the outfit she was wearing was super unflattering so it probably wasn't helping, but I don't know her well enough to know if she'd be like "omg thank you" or try to fight me or some shit so I didn't say anything.
roserose
04-20-2017, 02:32 PM
Having a really hard day after a really hard shift. I'm bummed cause it was the first shift since I started the spring challenge, and I had a great attitude and outlook going into it and maintained a positive attitude the whole time, and it wasn't a terribly slow night. But I came out of it with sooo little, and with my expenses yesterday I really made much less. It was my worst pull yet this month. And now I'm exhausted and moving slowly today when I could have stayed home yesterday and be going in at noon today. Trying so hard to motivate myself! And stay upbeat. But it's proving difficult today, and I'm worried I'll spiral into another bad night.