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Selina M
01-22-2018, 12:28 PM
Made well over my goal for a 7 hour shift in 3 hours, then had to sit around in a pretty dead club for 2 more hours, because there weren't enough girls that I could leave early.

It was all off one guy... Made me feel pretty conflicted.
He did multiple VIP rooms of various levels & as the time went on, got worse about "Can I do this? Can I do that? AWWW! Why not?!" He never tipped the waitress a dime and when I'd suggest it, he'd say "I'll do it in cash!" He jokingly held out a $20 at her for something else and she grabbed it and hid it in her bra, so that was something at least. She was pretty annoyed that was how she had to get her tip, and decided to milk him for all his card would do, including tipping me when he hadn't told her to. He just kept signing though.

Then he randomly tells me "I killed bad guys". Turns out he was in Iraq and was deploying again. I thanked him for his service but secretly wanted to tell him he didn't kill 'bad guys' most likely - I don't support our presence in Iraq one bit and I have a hard time with people who are proud of having gone over there and killed.
He then alternated between whining about touching to getting somber about 'having seen some fucked up shit'. I think he had some PTSD and that morbidity of maybe not coming back was what was fueling his spending.

I felt bad for him and wanted to tell him to get some help, but then he'd do something annoying or not tip the waitress again. Does that make sense to anyone? Like, I would have liked to be comforting and just let him hug me the whole time but then the Typical Customer Switch would flip again and force me back into stern stripper mode...

LoveyDovey
01-22-2018, 07:16 PM
Made over 400. Happy day. Easy.Yay!

BondGirl007
01-24-2018, 03:03 PM
Made over 400. Happy day. Easy.Yay!

Always love hearing good news!

roserose
01-24-2018, 05:45 PM
On each of my last two shifts I've met a silver fox pilot (different ones) who bought an hour in VIP with me with minimal conversation in advance. Last night's was the first guy I even talked to. While they aren't off the charts in VIP time, I'm feeling good about these results and am going to carry that into my whole high season month.

Layla.00
01-26-2018, 07:22 PM
Note to self .. don't get high before getting ready for work or youll glue your lashes together with lash glue and then get all flustered.

Layla.00
01-26-2018, 07:33 PM
Note to self .. don't get high before getting ready for work or youll glue your lashes together with lash glue and then get all flustered.

And not go to work.

Selina M
01-26-2018, 08:11 PM
Brutal. I was getting stir crazy & wanted money to buy our vacation plane tickets, so I went in, even though my aching jaw said "NO DON'T GO" and I wasn't feeling very stripper-y. I made like $45 and bailed out. I think at that point the highest earner had sucked a dick to get her VIP which would net her $100... everybody else was sitting on around the same as me...

There were like no customers & it felt like every girl who had ever worked there in the last 5 years showed up, including 2 of the extras girls. I swear, those girls never come in one at a time, it's always 2 or all 3 at a time after weeks of not being there. They must have a Dark Mark or something.
Everyone said it had been awful all week, making like $16 and $55 each night.

Apparently I'm everybody's pal now. This is... interesting. They all hated on me for a while & then they figured out I wasn't like most of the other stuck up high earners. Now I've got girls going out of their way to say hi and coming to sit with me when it's slow. Huh.

LoveyDovey
01-26-2018, 10:52 PM
Yay! Cleared 500 on a dayshift. Happy. Bills be gettin paid.

random stripper
01-27-2018, 01:56 AM
This is the worst Friday I have ever had since I started stripping not too long ago. Fuck this shit. Going to another club Sat night if it kills me.

fucking low end clientele expecting something for nothing or very little $$$ only girls making money were eh more permissive.. shutting my big fat mouth now f this. /endrant

luxlikeluxurious
01-27-2018, 04:34 AM
I had a shitty week and kept telling myself I had good things coming this weekend to make up for it. Did a great champagne room with a respectful dude, spent 1 1/2 hours at work and made over $500. At home in bed with a blunt and feeling thankful for dancing tonight.

vanessa_mtl
01-28-2018, 01:25 AM
First night on re-entry after almost two weeks in Jamaica was rough. I like to work hard when I work, and if I go too long without working it's like I forget how. Anyways did strictly table dances Friday to acclimatize was fine but nothing to write home about. Tonight much much better all private rooms with nice girls I don't normally sell rooms with. Like riding a bike!

Layla.00
01-28-2018, 01:30 AM
Got ripped off eighty bucks ... well not exactly.

Buddy owed me 200, gave me 120 and then tried to take the rest out of the ATM. It didn't work, he tried another card, blah blah blah ... Finally, as I last hope, I give him my work email and he tries to send me an etranser. He's pretty wasted and cant really operate his phone so I help him out and see the reason that he cant take money out is because he has -290 in his account.

So I was like you know what, I've wasted at least five songs trying to deal with this shit with you and you clearly need the money more than I do.

IvoryDoll
01-28-2018, 03:06 AM
Was it dead at anyone else’s club?! For a Saturday I am highly disappointed

LoveyDovey
01-29-2018, 10:01 PM
^^ My last 2 shifts sucked. Ugh...

LoveyDovey
01-29-2018, 10:02 PM
And watch...my next shift I'll make like 1290...

babypoledancer
02-01-2018, 12:09 PM
Was already having a good night and was thinking of leaving at 12 but decided to stay til 2. Sooo glad I did, absolute cutie (who was funny, charming, and all that to boot!) comes in and I get him in VIP almost immediately from 12 to 2. On top of it all he tipped well. I was like where the hell did this guy come from and why can't every custie be like him lol Had a blast and made $$$. Great night.

Missdoll
02-02-2018, 03:38 AM
Had a week of absolute fuckery after returning from a month off from stripping.

Made a total of about $300 for 3 nights of work.
The worst week I’ve ever had at that club even though it is a dive and dismal since all pigs go to nude clubs out here in LA.
dead and FULL of cheap fucks, who have been trying to rip me off. Finally lost it tonight on a guy who told me I had “a bad attitude” after his buddy and him didn’t want to pay me the $20 they owed me and I spit on his stupid face. It was an ok loogy (could have hocked up a better one) and I cussed him out and called him cheap in front of the girl he liked. I got fired shortly after, but worth it ha.

Layla.00
02-02-2018, 09:22 AM
I hate Philadelphia

chanzep
02-02-2018, 11:57 AM
^hopefully it will get better later.

vanessa_mtl
02-02-2018, 01:08 PM
I actually am totally happy with the fact that a couple strippers decided they don't talk to me anymore because a customer we all dance for came back to give me some tip money and told all of them, I'm not taking anyone for a dance tonight. It makes me so focused at work. And now I just chat with the stripers who aren't petty.

LoveyDovey
02-02-2018, 11:02 PM
I hate Philadelphia

Philly is tough. Glad I was raised there, bc it made me a stronger person

vanessa_mtl
02-04-2018, 02:08 AM
Talked to literally ten assholes in a row then went and hid. Next guy asks solicitously after my stage my hourly rate. Hardest thing to remember about these customers is to not hate the player when you're hating the game. Because you can be barely able to smile at another faceless man on a Saturday and then stumble into a guy who wants to make you smile and be generous and that's all it takes.

Angharad
02-04-2018, 02:54 AM
I'm a newbie stripper. My first shift, a Friday night, I made $170. My second shift was a Wednesday day and I made $710 from one guy who kept paying me to talk to him, and who I took a gamble with by telling him I'd rather sing than dance for him (we'd been talking about the singing styles in music these days). He took me up on my offer... I sang one minute of a song to him and he dropped $500 on me then and there.

My last shift was this past Friday and it was a shitshow. Too many girls and too many timewasters. I made $50 after paying the house fee. I gotta get better at this...

Selina M
02-04-2018, 12:23 PM
^ Friday/Saturday is often hardest for a new girl, it's a zoo and it's easy to get overwhelmed or waste too much time + you're fighting all the other girls and the customers are so drunk they can't function sometimes. Don't take it hard. Maybe stick to weekdays for a while?

Last night turned out very profitable but it was Club Is Busy But Business Is Slow until after midnight.
In the last 2 hours, I ended up doing 3 rooms, so I cleaned up overall. The guys in general were so dumb though. It was 2:10, we're all standing in line collecting money, lights are on, music is off, and these dudes in bottle service are yelling at us that they want dances. Bro... you were here for an hour and turned down every girl that approached... *face palm*

Also... drama drama drama. I've never heard girls gossip so openly, ever, but we were all straight up in the DR, talking about Extras Girl #1, loudly and using her name and not stopping when anyone came in. I think a lot of the girls are finally getting pissed off at that these girls have a blind eye turned to them and don't care if it gets around.

And then as we're all counting money after close, this girl comes in and dramatically slams her shit down, starts crying about "I can never work here again", throwing her shoes, etc. The manager comes in a minute later and tells her to cut the attitude out. Turns out she had somehow come into possession of a guy's military ID and wouldn't give it back. I don't know exactly what happened but the theory is she had pick pocketed him & it was wrapped in the money, and she pretended not to have it because she'd have to admit she acquired it accidentally when she stole money. Lovely.

vanessa_mtl
02-04-2018, 03:46 PM
^^^ this is the problem with strippers who think stripping is a lifestyle. It's a hustle, it's not thug life. Like I dance to southern hip hop and smoke weed and I like gold jewellery. That doesn't mean I believe I am a persona in a gangster rap song.

Selina M
02-04-2018, 05:49 PM
^ you're referring to the pickpocket girl right? I'm exhausted lol

vanessa_mtl
02-04-2018, 06:48 PM
^ you're referring to the pickpocket girl right? I'm exhausted lol

Yup I find many strippers now steal, they also call their customers tricks, and usually have "a man".

Like I dance to the same music as these girls, have similar taste in jewelry and stripper style, and I'll sometimes smoke weed with them, we have things in common, but I am continually really baffled by the way they see the job as a lifestyle rather than work. Like if you steal you could get fired, if you invite your boyfriends friends here you could get fired, if you don't pay your taxes how will you buy anything down the road. There seems to be many girls with a lack of logical self preservation...

Selina M
02-04-2018, 07:11 PM
She doesn't even act like that, she's a petite little rocker chick. She's definitely off in the head though.

Layla.00
02-05-2018, 11:59 AM
Yup I find many strippers now steal, they also call their customers tricks, and usually have "a man".

Like I dance to the same music as these girls, have similar taste in jewelry and stripper style, and I'll sometimes smoke weed with them, we have things in common, but I am continually really baffled by the way they see the job as a lifestyle rather than work. Like if you steal you could get fired, if you invite your boyfriends friends here you could get fired, if you don't pay your taxes how will you buy anything down the road. There seems to be many girls with a lack of logical self preservation...

I guess this is a thing in MTL as much as in Toronto eh?

I am as square as they come but everyone at my club thinks I'm "live" because my "man" is from Nova Scotia and I work as hard as the "live" girls do. All the girls with pimps for the most part work hard, don't drink or fuck around at work because they have quotas and a lot of the square girls are drunks or just lazy. So I tend to work better with the pimped out girls even though it's kinda weird.

Selina M
02-05-2018, 12:48 PM
Did anyone have a normal night last night? I swear these were the weirdest, rudest customers. Superbowl I suppose... ugh.
I met a very nice guy late who made my night after midnight, as usually happens on weekend-type nights. Otherwise the guys were awful.

Idiot #1: Old guy, drunk, has been talking to me for 2 minutes with no more info than that I'm from this city, and starts life coaching me. "You got a lot of potential, if you'd just get a little more confidence, this isn't all you're good for." I laughed so hard in his face that he ended up apologizing quickly after. It was just irksome to listen to. Where do these morons get off thinking they know anything?

Idiot #2: Ohhh boy. 21 y/o little shit. I teased him about being fancy cause he was wearing a sport coat & then I saw he had ratty ass sneakers on. He starts in about "I can tell, you fuck wit me" I literally asked him "Is that what the kids say these days?" :rotfl: He kept like, insisting that I did? Idk. Then he goes "I'm the hottest guy in here, you're the hottest girl in here, do you really wanna go dance for that gross guy over there? I didn't think so. I got money, I'm planning to drop at least $100 tonight." I stifled my laughter and said let's go, he didn't budge. I leave, amid much "Where you going?"

He then goes to VIP with the fattest girl in the club. I guess back there he asked "So this is where you give me your number and we meet up to have sex". She says no. He then stalks her around the club afterward (the bouncers were keeping an eye on him even) and when I run into him again, tells me he doesn't trust us cause he's already been scammed :rotfl: He starts spitting his I'm-So-Fly bull again, so I said "If you were, you could afford a VIP with me". "I can so! Look!" He opens his wallet and shows me money, but tries to hide it as I get closer. "Those are 1s and a few $20s" "No there's a lot in there!" "Honey those are 3 20s and some 1s... you have $65."

He ends up calling me over a frickin 3rd time (telling me it's because I made fun of him), I get one dance, he tells me all about his gf he loves so much, then whines about paying and "It's all about the money". Oh my God kid. Get. Out.

Layla.00
02-05-2018, 01:02 PM
Did anyone have a normal night last night? I swear these were the weirdest, rudest customers. Superbowl I suppose... ugh.
I met a very nice guy late who made my night after midnight, as usually happens on weekend-type nights. Otherwise the guys were awful.

Idiot #1: Old guy, drunk, has been talking to me for 2 minutes with no more info than that I'm from this city, and starts life coaching me. "You got a lot of potential, if you'd just get a little more confidence, this isn't all you're good for." I laughed so hard in his face that he ended up apologizing quickly after. It was just irksome to listen to. Where do these morons get off thinking they know anything?

Idiot #2: Ohhh boy. 21 y/o little shit. I teased him about being fancy cause he was wearing a sport coat & then I saw he had ratty ass sneakers on. He starts in about "I can tell, you fuck wit me" I literally asked him "Is that what the kids say these days?" :rotfl: He kept like, insisting that I did? Idk. Then he goes "I'm the hottest guy in here, you're the hottest girl in here, do you really wanna go dance for that gross guy over there? I didn't think so. I got money, I'm planning to drop at least $100 tonight." I stifled my laughter and said let's go, he didn't budge. I leave, amid much "Where you going?"

He then goes to VIP with the fattest girl in the club. I guess back there he asked "So this is where you give me your number and we meet up to have sex". She says no. He then stalks her around the club afterward (the bouncers were keeping an eye on him even) and when I run into him again, tells me he doesn't trust us cause he's already been scammed :rotfl: He starts spitting his I'm-So-Fly bull again, so I said "If you were, you could afford a VIP with me". "I can so! Look!" He opens his wallet and shows me money, but tries to hide it as I get closer. "Those are 1s and a few $20s" "No there's a lot in there!" "Honey those are 3 20s and some 1s... you have $65."

He ends up calling me over a frickin 3rd time (telling me it's because I made fun of him), I get one dance, he tells me all about his gf he loves so much, then whines about paying and "It's all about the money". Oh my God kid. Get. Out.

Ugh that story about the kid makes me cringe because its so damn familiar. The club closest to my house if full of kids like that ... suburban wanna be gangster types.

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-05-2018, 01:12 PM
...I had a great time but due to some superstitious feeling I have about the club I won't rebook there for a good 6-9 months.

vanessa_mtl
02-05-2018, 02:04 PM
Did anyone have a normal night last night? I swear these were the weirdest, rudest customers. Superbowl I suppose... ugh.
I met a very nice guy late who made my night after midnight, as usually happens on weekend-type nights. Otherwise the guys were awful.

Idiot #1: Old guy, drunk, has been talking to me for 2 minutes with no more info than that I'm from this city, and starts life coaching me. "You got a lot of potential, if you'd just get a little more confidence, this isn't all you're good for." I laughed so hard in his face that he ended up apologizing quickly after. It was just irksome to listen to. Where do these morons get off thinking they know anything?

Idiot #2: Ohhh boy. 21 y/o little shit. I teased him about being fancy cause he was wearing a sport coat & then I saw he had ratty ass sneakers on. He starts in about "I can tell, you fuck wit me" I literally asked him "Is that what the kids say these days?" :rotfl: He kept like, insisting that I did? Idk. Then he goes "I'm the hottest guy in here, you're the hottest girl in here, do you really wanna go dance for that gross guy over there? I didn't think so. I got money, I'm planning to drop at least $100 tonight." I stifled my laughter and said let's go, he didn't budge. I leave, amid much "Where you going?"

He then goes to VIP with the fattest girl in the club. I guess back there he asked "So this is where you give me your number and we meet up to have sex". She says no. He then stalks her around the club afterward (the bouncers were keeping an eye on him even) and when I run into him again, tells me he doesn't trust us cause he's already been scammed :rotfl: He starts spitting his I'm-So-Fly bull again, so I said "If you were, you could afford a VIP with me". "I can so! Look!" He opens his wallet and shows me money, but tries to hide it as I get closer. "Those are 1s and a few $20s" "No there's a lot in there!" "Honey those are 3 20s and some 1s... you have $65."

He ends up calling me over a frickin 3rd time (telling me it's because I made fun of him), I get one dance, he tells me all about his gf he loves so much, then whines about paying and "It's all about the money". Oh my God kid. Get. Out.

This is so exactly how suburban white boys now behave! It's so embarrassing. Can they not hear themselves speak. Thank God French Canadian dancers as a rule have zero patience, after they've pissed off the first two dancers that approach they will be 100% ignored. So later when they want a dance they have to come ask us and be humbled or sit glumly alone all night long. lol.

Layla.00
02-06-2018, 12:54 PM
My last few shifts were during a strip trip in Philly ...

Never had such a hard time selling dances in my entire life ... I'm not even being a drama queen. I felt like I was missing a crucial piece of info about how to sell dances to these people.

My two friends who are super hot also had a hard time. Everyone kept thinking we were too aggressive .. but I don't really think my style is aggressive. I don't even really touch customers on the floor. I just ask for dances quickly and multiple times if they tell me to come back. But otherwise I'm an easy going girl next door type.

I had one great day (worked 14 hours though) and three mediocre days.

Now I'm off for a month because IM DOING MY TITTIES ON THURSDAY!

Nina_
02-07-2018, 04:53 PM
Went great! Had my awesome new outfit on (it's just the fucking best and shows off my ass so well, I need to post a pic of it soon, it's bad ass) and it was my first shift since "the incident" that me and my former "best friend" worked together. I brought my A-game. I'm so happy I decided to work! She ended up leaving early (haha she didn't make good money and was intimidated by me), and I made $950 on a Tuesday on one of the slower times of the year!

And it was funny, when I first went on stage I looked so good she was literally using one of her arms to shield the customer's face so he couldn't see me. Lol.

SuperJa
02-08-2018, 12:40 PM
Worked monday-wednesday so far this week. Monday was meh, it was after a hockey game so the club was packed but I haven't worked/worked anywhere I actually had to hustle in over a month so I needed a chill shift and that wasn't it haha, left with $200ish.

Tuesday was DEAD and the few guys who did show up weren't really looking for dances. Finally had a guy approach me for 15 min vip right at the end of the night.

Wednesday I sold 6 dances fairly early on to a decent custie and then nothing even though it was packed, kinda went 'fuck it" and sat in my spot in the corner. Manager kept bugging me throughout the night about "have you moved from that spot"? yeah, i was doing quick laps but honestly nothing was happening.
Finally had a guy come up, bought a half hour and had so much fun he bought another hour which took us right till 3am. And he tipped on top of it.
So then when I was leaving the manager was like "oh hey you're not even in your sitting spot" and I was like "I sold all those dances from that spot" and he skipped away like "I don't wanna heeeaaar iiiiit" lol

vanessa_mtl
02-08-2018, 01:28 PM
^^ My first two shifts this week were also terribly slow! Couldn't crack 300. To be fair, it was a blizzard.

On the plus side I came up with a new comeback to the most annoying question of all time, "but what's your real name?

Look really sad and confused. Say, "I don't remember."

Layla.00
02-08-2018, 01:37 PM
SuperJa:

Yaaaa girl! That’s awesome! I love when guys just approach you.

ScarletKitten
02-08-2018, 04:32 PM
I love reading my last shift posts from Canadian girls. 8) Ya'll are badass.

Layla.00
02-08-2018, 05:35 PM
I love reading my last shift posts from Canadian girls. 8) Ya'll are badass.

Do you work in Canada as well?

I was daydreaming of a Canadian Stripperweb meetup!

chanzep
02-08-2018, 05:44 PM
I like reading the Canadian posts too, I wish I did the 1 year working visa when I had the chance.

Layla.00
02-08-2018, 05:55 PM
I like reading the Canadian posts too, I wish I did the 1 year working visa when I had the chance.
You can still work without one ;) If you’re interested .. I know some decent places that don’t care about papers at all.

chanzep
02-08-2018, 06:15 PM
Oh I heard they got really strict about it a few years ago. I have not danced for a few years now but been thinking of coming out of a secret retirement lol. I know border patrol in Canada was always strict when I used to visit Toronto.

LoveyDovey
02-08-2018, 09:07 PM
After 2 60 dollar shifts this week, I finally made 450 today. Geez...

vanessa_mtl
02-08-2018, 09:16 PM
[QUOTE=chanzep;3045055]Oh I heard they got really strict about it a few years ago. I have not danced for a few years now but been thinking of coming out of a secret retirement lol. I know border patrol in Canada was always strict when I used to visit Toronto.]

In theory yes, but cops do ID checks here maybe once per year. So there's that also.

Layla.00
02-08-2018, 09:32 PM
Oh I heard they got really strict about it a few years ago. I have not danced for a few years now but been thinking of coming out of a secret retirement lol. I know border patrol in Canada was always strict when I used to visit Toronto.

You cant work in Toronto but pretty much anywhere outside of Toronto is friendly to dancers from abroad.

random stripper
02-09-2018, 12:14 AM
So I travelled a few hrs away to a club that appeared to have hired me, but then I try and sell dances and they give me shit like "you didn't fill out paperwork, you're not allowed to go back there" so then I ask about this paperwork and they are in zero hurry to give it to me and ask again it's like they are ignoring me. I wait a little while and nothing. So basically I have never been cockblocked from making money before by any club I've worked at before. I left early because I was pissed. May or may not have burned a bridge, but I don't live here anyway and this isn't exactly a big $ vip/champagne room upscale place so fuck it. I'd rather be chilling in my Airbnb room if I can't make any money through no fault of my own. It isn't my job to seek out this paperwork, it's my job to fill it out if or when you give it to me and you can't even take the time to print it out or find it laying somewhere. Yes, I'm pissed and this is the first this has ever happened to me. Oklahoma is completely ass backwards. Fuck Oklahoma.

Layla.00
02-12-2018, 01:59 PM
Keep the anadotes coming ladies ... I’m at home recovering from my BA and bored as hell.

vanessa_mtl
02-12-2018, 02:37 PM
This weekend was quite slow with the feet of snow we had coming down. Friday was a slow start, I'm stomping around fucking annoyed. Then I recognize an old coworker I haven't seen in six months because she met a whale in the club who retired her I guess? Anyways this girl is the most beautiful I have ever worked with literally. Measurements probably 30- 23- 36... face of a queen. (For Layla, she looks like a tiny version of Milo). Anyway they take me into a champagne room and I had the best time ever. For the first minute I was honestly nervous, I was like she's so perfect she's gonna think I look silly. Lol. I guess I'm not the hardened stripper I think I am. I got over it tho and it was the best start to any slow shift ever!

Layla.00
02-12-2018, 02:43 PM
This weekend was quite slow with the feet of snow we had coming down. Friday was a slow start, I'm stomping around fucking annoyed. Then I recognize an old coworker I haven't seen in six months because she met a whale in the club who retired her I guess? Anyways this girl is the most beautiful I have ever worked with literally. Measurements probably 30- 23- 36... face of a queen. (For Layla, she looks like a tiny version of Milo). Anyway they take me into a champagne room and I had the best time ever. For the first minute I was honestly nervous, I was like she's so perfect she's gonna think I look silly. Lol. I guess I'm not the hardened stripper I think I am. I got over it tho and it was the best start to any slow shift ever!


Oh my... Milo is crazy beautiful so I can imagine! There’s a new very young mini-Milo at Brass now too. The girls a stunner.