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random stripper
04-08-2018, 06:06 AM
My last shift was bs. Made the most of everyone the only 2 days my lazy ass worked again, this weekend. Yet I get fucking jumped by half the dancers in the club and even customers too and some dumbass bitch customer recorded me getting jumped and I can't do shit. All because I stood my ground about doing a stage it was my fucking turn and not some more senior girl's turn, I don't
give a fuxk. They really can't see somebody new do better than all of them. So sick of this fucking shit.ought to move to a big pond

Spicecake
04-08-2018, 07:54 AM
My last shift was lit. I made most of my money off a drunk b-day boy whose girl left him that wanted to be hugged in V.I.P and this cutie that was 6’6. Crazy cause I wasn’t even going to go up to him assuming he was there for the big booty girls. I did have a wardrobe malfunction while on stage. I ordered a slingshot on Etsy that was basically string but I figured because I’m skinny it would work... wrong. It gave me the worst camel toe/ front atomic wedgie so I ended up just just jiggling my butt and legs for 3 songs until I could run off and change.

Layla.00
04-08-2018, 09:24 AM
My last shift was bs. Made the most of everyone the only 2 days my lazy ass worked again, this weekend. Yet I get fucking jumped by half the dancers in the club and even customers too and some dumbass bitch customer recorded me getting jumped and I can't do shit. All because I stood my ground about doing a stage it was my fucking turn and not some more senior girl's turn, I don't
give a fuxk. They really can't see somebody new do better than all of them. So sick of this fucking shit.ought to move to a big pond
Wow girl.. are you ok?

Maybe it’s time to move on. That sounds terrible.

Layla.00
04-08-2018, 09:31 AM
I’ve had a good April so far! I’ve put in a lot of hours (33 hours in four shifts) and it’s paying off.

I found out a coworker was arrested for human trafficking. You wanna live that life, you deal with the consequences... zero sympathy.

Also the leafs are in the playoffs so cha-ching!

random stripper
04-08-2018, 06:59 PM
Wow girl.. are you ok?

Maybe it’s time to move on. That sounds terrible.

I'm fine, thankfully these girls don't have a clue in the world how to actually fight and they aren't very strong either. I'm on the fence about moving on. I really like this club, and it's close to where I live, and a very easy hustle. But the girls at that club are just some of the worst I've ever worked with.

Moneywise though I'm happy overall. I just could have probably made another $100-$200 fast though if I didn't have to leave early. I mean how the fuck would I do stages and lapdances with girls taking hits at me when I'm not looking...I just hate leaving easy money on the table like that.

Layla.00
04-08-2018, 07:09 PM
I'm fine, thankfully these girls don't have a clue in the world how to actually fight and they aren't very strong either. I'm on the fence about moving on. I really like this club, and it's close to where I live, and a very easy hustle. But the girls at that club are just some of the worst I've ever worked with.

Moneywise though I'm happy overall. I just could have probably made another $100-$200 fast though if I didn't have to leave early. I mean how the fuck would I do stages and lapdances with girls taking hits at me when I'm not looking...I just hate leaving easy money on the table like that.


Stripping really shouldn’t be that stressful though?

Grace108
04-09-2018, 09:27 PM
I don’t know what to do I hate change Club, but in this one girls are very aggressive.
Tonight a customer called me over and a girl that was waiting for him pull me by the dress away. Never touch me! Lol ever... The manager: well she apologise so is ok.. what?.. ! I made money so all good, but is stressful to watch my back that way. I feel no support. If you have suggestions please say..

Grace108
04-10-2018, 08:45 PM
... solution: ignore, ignore and ignore. Here it is.. and it works

Spicecake
04-11-2018, 12:03 PM
White collar guys are so annoying and fratboy like when in a large group. They were obnoxious and took up all the stage side seating while trying to make the girls beg for dollars. Like what would make you think licking a dollar and sticking it to your forehead is a good idea? Ruined the vibe.

Layla.00
04-12-2018, 07:45 AM
Finally got one of those drunk sleepy guys who just kept extending their time in the champagne room so they could nap more. Me and my friend just chilled and shot the shit for two and a half hours!

tempest666
04-12-2018, 01:45 PM
Terrible. I should start mowing lawns with the other Mexicans in Daisy Dukes.

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-12-2018, 02:19 PM
Terrible. I should start mowing lawns with the other Mexicans in Daisy Dukes.

lol omg. no girl.

SnuffleUffleGrass
04-12-2018, 02:20 PM
Finally got one of those drunk sleepy guys who just kept extending their time in the champagne room so they could nap more. Me and my friend just chilled and shot the shit for two and a half hours!

This is honestly the most awesome times in VIP. Only happened to me once (guy was more drunk than sleepy.)

Spicecake
04-12-2018, 11:10 PM
Had the worst shift of my life. I wasn’t feeling well but a reg said he was coming so I went in anyway. The club had 4 customers in there but 2 were actually tipping me on stage then these too centaur silicone assed heffas started doubling teaming them during my set because f*ck stripper etiquette. Reg didn’t show and I had a breakdown in the lockeroom... fun. Ended up leaving early, I think it’s time I look for a new club.

vanessa_mtl
04-13-2018, 03:12 PM
I’ve had a good April so far! I’ve put in a lot of hours (33 hours in four shifts) and it’s paying off.

I found out a coworker was arrested for human trafficking. You wanna live that life, you deal with the consequences... zero sympathy.

Also the leafs are in the playoffs so cha-ching!

Omg literally the same thing happened when I worked there. A 21 year old dancer was arrested for human trafficking.

Layla.00
04-14-2018, 03:01 PM
Omg literally the same thing happened when I worked there. A 21 year old dancer was arrested for human trafficking.


Ya the amount of girls with pimps here who get caught up in this lifestyle is sort of unbelievable.

random stripper
04-15-2018, 01:01 AM
WARNING THIS IS A TOXIC RANT LOL
I am so sick of this place! It's the only non travel spot I can tolerate within driving distance and this is getting difficult. I sit on my phone when it's dead and no money and play games in the club minding my own business. One of the fat heffers who got fired for jumping me last week comes in with her fucking baby daddy (she's a class act...) They both start talking shit at me from behind while I am sitting on my god damn phone still playing my game doing my best to ignore this retarded degenerate trash couple trying to get a rise out of me. Then the stupid bitch gets too close to me and tries to hit me from behind (as usual) which I was ready for and dodged. Get up and start coming at her. The stupid fat cow looks scared shitless of me and backs wayyyy the fuck up cuz she knows I will murder her 1 on 1 with nobody to save her LOL, start yelling at her blah blah blah. Some bitches get between us, but I swear to god I woulda got a felony tonight if I was left the fuck alone.

Seriously who the fuck tries to take a swing from behind at someone who is seated minding their own.

Oh then another fat heffer that is also old starts getting in on shit and trying to get me fired and starting more drama. She made up all types of shit about me tyring to get me fired but even some of the girls and customers backed me up so whatever. like holy god damn fuck. I hate white trash obese sluts that try to pick on me over nothing other than me making god damn fucking money.

But yeah I heard all this drama over nothing is why this particular club went downhill because everyone says it used to have a stupid amount of money here just a few years ago. Then all the ugly hoes ran out the real spender local regulars with this fuckery.

rant of the night

I am grateful to have a place to talk about this shit, and I really am not trying to ruin anybody's mood with my toxic shit right now. That is why I put a warning in all caps at the top.

kirakonstantin
04-15-2018, 04:21 AM
I knew tonight was going to suck before I showed up. Lots of stuff going on around town, so it was going to be dead. I figured I could pull $100 out of there so why not.

We have a flood of new girls, which is odd for this time of year, so I'm assuming a lot of it is Back Page related. One new girl is dancing under the name Russia. Claims to be Siberian. She's not. I know because I am. I ran into her in the smoking cage and she pulled her "I'm Russian" shtick. I told her that she's not and it's obvious. I don't think we're going to be friends.

A customer from last night came back to hang out some more and ended up getting some dances. Another guy and I started talking cars and he spent some money too, so I went home with a little more than I expected. The rest were either doing nothing, didn't speak English or only wanted Mexican girls. Whatever.

LunaMae
04-16-2018, 04:17 PM
Was my first shift ever!!! I was really most nervous before going in and right before my first stage show but after I got making a fool of myself outta the way and a couple shots I actually had a really good time and actually made some money on a sort of slow night. So grateful to all the ladies on here sharing their tips and insights, even though I haven’t asked a lot directly it has been so invaluable to read so much on here. Thank you so much!! I wish I could rain dollars on all of you. May all your next shifts be abundant. xxLuna

aliwonderland
04-16-2018, 10:28 PM
My last shift was so bad that as I was leaving, a BOUNCER took pity on me and pressed a $20 into my hand.

Bad like, 15 girls and only 4 customers the entire night. Two of those customers were regulars who sit at the bar and spend no money anyway.
I got lucky because one of the other guys said he wasn't going to buy dances but said he'd tip me to hang out. He got us some french fries for us to snack on, but when he asked me if i wanted to split a burger with him, I had no choice but to leave.
I wanna say "if you're that fucking cheap then stay the hell out of a SC" but at the same time, I got food and a few bucks from him which is more than most other girls got the whole night.

Layla.00
04-16-2018, 11:42 PM
The first night of the playoffs being in town was kind of a let down. I don’t know if it’s just the crap weather we’ve had (an ice storm!) or if Leafs fans just suck but it ended up being an average Monday night. Sold no champagne rooms or dances in strings longer than five which is always so exhausting.

vanessa_mtl
04-17-2018, 12:14 AM
Last week was a struggle! Tonight I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw one of my favourite customers sitting alone and he paid me to chat with him til the lights came on. He's literally the kindest person! Now I can go into the week feeling grateful and not annoyed.

random stripper
04-22-2018, 03:08 AM
Friday 4/20 was a pretty shitfuck awful friday at least over here anyways. So damn. Today was good moneywise idk how, I just fucking hate how many young deadbeat type fucks were out and too many females with their husbands/boyfriends not rly spending big or trying to ugh. Also I just wanted to say that air force is my least favorite military branch to dance for. These fuckers are the most asshole condescending sorry piece of shit branch in my opinion and cheapest lil tightwads. They are also all virgins or they just don't know how to act around women. I really prefer army/marines to dance for by far. /rant

Layla.00
04-22-2018, 12:30 PM
I’ve had a killer week. Monday - 7 hours, Wed and Thursday - 12 hours each day, Friday and Saturday - 5 hours each night for a whopping total of $6980 this week.

mma
04-22-2018, 12:49 PM
i’ve had a killer week. Monday - 7 hours, wed and thursday - 12 hours each day, friday and saturday - 5 hours each night for a whopping total of $6980 this week.

hot damn good job!!!

Selina M
04-22-2018, 02:25 PM
Layla, I hate you :D I'll say it again, I want to move to Canada.

Friday I saw my 2 old dayshift regulars from my old home club. I don't like our new club we meet at, plus it's a long commute, so I only go every 3-4 weeks to see them. It's a very easy shift with minimal actual dancing & I enjoy chatting with both of them.

Buuuuuut, I always feel like I have a big target on my back - since I'm there so little & the other girls aren't very good-looking, I get all kinds of new girl cash on stage & then they see me in the CR that none of them can sell. The stink eye is real. The manager is also a creepy coke head. I lock my actual purse in my trunk & carry my car keys on me in there... Ugh.

Saturday, I abandoned my usual early bird style & went in at 10. I decided to try a different hustle - 95% of girls here have to talk for a while to close a sale - half an hour with a guy is not uncommon - but there's one in particular who just does this all night: "Hey guys what's up?" *they answer* "I'm Cindy" *shakes hands* "Would you like a dance?" She usually does very well.

Other girls have tried it and it doesn't work for them. I wanted to give it a shot though, as I thought I figured out it was all in her confidence and attitude of I Don't Give a Shit if You Want a Dance or Not.

That shit worked like a CHARM. I was 2nd top earner (and #1 had been there 3 hours before me). Hell to the yes.

mma
04-22-2018, 03:05 PM
You ladies are getting me so pumped to return to dancing in a few months!!!

LunaMae
04-23-2018, 02:15 PM
I made my weekly goal by my 4th shift and that felt awesome. I love talking to all kinds of people and everyone I work with has been really helpful and encouraging.

I also had a blast doing dances for this goofy ass guy who I basically joked/awkwarded my way into him getting three...as I was dancing for him he started talking about how he wanted to lick different substances off my body like chocolate syrup, caramel, whipped cream, blah blah blah gross but easy to shrug off and he was otherwise fine...he asked what I would want him to lick off my body and I immediately said “honey mustard” then proceeded to keep saying “honey mustard” in the creepiest and least sexy ways possible for an entire song. He still gave me a great tip.

Layla.00
04-23-2018, 02:52 PM
Horrible thing happened in Toronto today ... some lunatic ran into a bunch of people in a rented van. 9 dead, 15 injured. I decided to stay in today despite the fact that there’s a game in town and it should be a busy night.

ElleMae
04-28-2018, 01:02 AM
Left with $153 on a Friday night.... I actually didn't do too bad, I sold several lapdances and a few VIPS, but my customers had to pay for it all on their card because the club's ATM ran out of cash. They were willing to pull cash out to pay me too. So I won't see over half of the money I made until next Friday, after the club takes their $20 out of our $30 dances and taxes my fee for the private dances I did. This is some old bullshit. I'm so glad I seem to have finally found a new club that seems to suit me. I can't wait to be done with this current one.

LunaMae
04-29-2018, 07:31 AM
A guy wanted to take me to VIP for the last half hour of the night and the bouncer came by as we were getting started (as he was counting money) and said we only had 25 minutes...and then my customer didn’t want to do it any more. What are the chances he would have even noticed that 5 minutes?!?!?!?!!!!! Like come on dude that’s more money for me AND the club. He still ended up getting 3 dances but that kind of blew my mind. I basically told the bouncer WTF at the end of the night as nicely as possible, and the DJ told me what to do next time something like that happens and that some guys get mad if they miss out on time but this guy was sooo chill. I get why it went down the way it did and I have had nothing to complain about otherwise. I just wish the bouncer had taken me aside for a second or left it up to me to explain the situation because he just came in and said it in like the most negative way possible and I feel like I could have massaged the whole thing a lot better. I had an ok night otherwise. It was my first Saturday (so I also didn’t know most of the staff) but I’ve had better weekday and Sunday nights. I think I got caught up enjoying talking to people and it put me off the hustle.

vanessa_mtl
04-29-2018, 11:38 AM
Having a nice Sunday morning drinking coffee, watching RuPaul, doing stripper laundry and counting my more than acceptable earnings for this week.

kirakonstantin
04-29-2018, 01:53 PM
I've still bern working a little here and there. I have about 2 months until my scholarship kicks in and my regular had resurfaced so... not much longer.

Avicii passed on the 20th and I dance almost exclusively to his music. Rough shift. Kind of weird that I'd be so stunned by something like that but I ended up making money.

Last night was an unmitigated disaster. Way too many girls, most of them new. They don't seem to be sticking around very long or are moving to day shift, but there are new girls constantly flooding in. Most of them can't dance and I've been an asshole to them all, because I really don't want them around.

Things started picking up for me around 12:30... until a customer assaulted me in the CR. It was clearly assault. I almost hit him, but he knew I was going to, cowered and there were witnesses, so I just berated him. I wish I would have hit him anyway, in hindsight.

Management refused to kick him out. They offered to warn the guy but "couldn't" ask him to leave. So, I got one of the friendly neighborhood drug dealers to put the fear of God into him and his table left pretty quickly. Apparently, it's now common knowledge that my club is dirty and guys think they can do whatever they want. Management is a fucking joke and there wasn't even a bouncer in the club last night. Just one in the parking lot.

I still have two months, so I'm going to look into another club. The supposed job that I was being hooked up with doesn't actually exist. The income from my regular pays all of the bills, so I just need to come up with funds for food and gas.

It's going to be a VERY rough summer...

Leica
05-02-2018, 12:56 PM
My club has been slow as fuck the last couple weeks which sucks because my friends had been making great money in the month before I came back. My last two shifts I’ve had the worst energy. It’s like I lost my stripper mojo. Stayed in today while my roommate when out so I can take a leisurely bath, organize my thoughts and mentally prep myself to have a good night. Trying to work sober is hard but alcohol & I are not friends & drugs are too expensive/dangerous. Going to try my hardest to stick with weed only.

kirakonstantin
05-03-2018, 03:39 AM
I was supposed to see my regular tomorrow, but he cancelled. Again. The money was supposed to pay for my car and my mortgage, so I tried that new club a few days early. I really didn't want to. I didn't sleep well last night and having my regular bail stressed me to the point that I was sick to my stomach and woozy. I tried to take a nap but one of the dogs was as nauseated as I was and decided to lick the floor until she finally threw up. Great... Thanks, Puppy.

So far, the new place is awesome! Management is really cool, the owners are very nice people and I know a couple of girls from other clubs I've worked at. It's a VERY clean club. No prostitution, no drugs, a strictly enforced dress code. Yay!

This completely drugged out, but friendly guy chatted me up at the bar and was tipping me $5's and $20's on stage. Wow! I'd forgotten that stage tipping was a thing. The few other customers that came in tipped well too. It's new girl money, but that's ok. I really need it right now.

Druggie guy ended up blowing a LOT of money. He said $2k, but I doubt it was that much. He made my night, though. He told everyone the PIN to his debit card and then left his card sitting in front of me and another dancer I know at the bar. Dude is lucky that I have superstitions about stolen money...

On a night that was so slow that I wondered whether people knew the club was open, I managed to pull $300. I needed $500 for bills and groceries so... Hey! I'm almost there! The owners really like me, so I have free house for the rest of the week. If I get all of my homework done, I'm working through the weekend.

A group of guys that I've seen in clubs for years came in right around closing. We got to talking about my old club and they've even noticed that it's changed a lot. 30 girls on a Wednesday, most of them new. I'm really glad to be out of there.

vanessa_mtl
05-03-2018, 04:52 PM
My club has been slow as fuck the last couple weeks which sucks because my friends had been making great money in the month before I came back. My last two shifts I’ve had the worst energy. It’s like I lost my stripper mojo. Stayed in today while my roommate when out so I can take a leisurely bath, organize my thoughts and mentally prep myself to have a good night. Trying to work sober is hard but alcohol & I are not friends & drugs are too expensive/dangerous. Going to try my hardest to stick with weed only.

If you need a pick me up at work make your customer buy you a redbû'll or juice or some shit. No need to drink water all night just because you're not drinking.

Winged Dinghy
05-03-2018, 07:45 PM
Jesus, today was balls. ONE guy came in and bought ONE dance. I made $23. Worst of all, I had to listen to him talk about baseball for three hours.

vanessa_mtl
05-05-2018, 12:22 AM
The club has not been empty and yet the last two nights have been meh for me. Not a waste of time. But definitely not meeting my goal...what do you guys do when you feel like you've lost it.

random stripper
05-05-2018, 12:40 AM
Club was dead moneywise. I literally started RUNNING from any and every customer not spending money on me and fast. Then left early. Nobody made good money tonight. Fucking dead piece of shit club. Can't wait to move.

SuperJa
05-05-2018, 10:38 AM
Accidentally worked last night's star wars theme night (May the 4th) which is something I would ordinarily avoid like the plague, as I hate working nights that bring in people who aren't interested in the actual strippers.

Early on in the night the customer ratio was at LEAST 50% vaginas if not more, cause of all the huge feature shows. And also the only legit customers in there were hard to hustle because you had to sort of do it quickly in the few minutes between stage sets, as nobody is going for dances while girls on stage are breathing fire and shit.

Somehow managed to do 27 dances though, which was definitely very near the top. It's my first night back at this club after some traveling, and it's always nice going to other places and re-reminding myself that I am a strong hustler, because at my home club everybody has serious game so I often feel awkward in comparison, but it's not because I suck it's just that everybody else is so damn good haha.

kirakonstantin
05-05-2018, 01:14 PM
Damn, I love this club.

I made more in tips last night than I made in an entire night at the old club. The stage setup is hard though. Two songs on the main stage with a spinning pole that I haven't gotten used to. Two songs on this tiny auxiliary stage where there's zero room to do anything interesting. I ended up having to get really creative and, as I haven't been dancing much, woke up EXTREMELY sore. I'm going to be really buff by the time fall semester starts!

It was worth it. VIP after VIP all night. A guy would tip me on stage, I'd hustle him for a few songs and he'd spend $150-200 upstairs. It was awesome. Customers show up with money and actually spend it! They understand what strip clubs are for! Woo!

My bills are caught up and then some! I need to save up $1k so my cat can have some dental work done, but I think that's the last of the major expenses. This summer might not be so bad after all.

random stripper
05-06-2018, 02:13 AM
Tonight was good moneywise and I haven't even counted yet. But there was a fight and drama but I managed not to get dragged into the fuckery this time!!! fuck yeah LOL. Also there's a new totally hot chick at my club who is only like 18 (I like that she is totally hot because it means she won't be jealous/catty about stupidass fucking shit) . She's really cool as fuck. I think I made my first real stripper friend for once so I'm happy about that :)

luxlikeluxurious
05-06-2018, 08:56 AM
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vanessa_mtl
05-06-2018, 10:28 AM
Saturday was good. Sometimes you talk to the cheap ones sometimes you talk to the generous ones. Last night was a mix of both but I was used to the weird full moon vibes because the vibes had been weird all weekend so I was prepared.

LunaMae
05-07-2018, 03:16 AM
I had my best night so far on Saturday and it was heartening after my shift before that, which was my worst. A sweet quiet guy asked me to go to VIP straight from stage after barely interacting with him and another guy I’d been enjoying chatting to on and off all night said he only wanted one dance at the end of the night but pulled out his wallet and decided to do 3. Both of them were actually enjoyable to dance for and I was super grateful for them and my other generally not memorable but perfectly fine customers. Still some hustle tactics I really want to work on getting better at on busy nights—I’m way too fucking chatty and just need to keep it moving—and I still absolutely cannot stand the Saturday night DJ (a common sentiment among other girls I learned) but seems worth it to put up with him to work on Fridays and Saturdays. I bought some new outfits that made me feel good and I think that helped a lot after wearing the same few things for the past two weeks.

mz_melanie048
05-10-2018, 05:18 AM
Well I went from having my best night ever last week to my worst night last night. Dead as hell on a Wednesday which are usually hit or miss anyway (big miss) so I left not even 4 hours into my shift & pulled $73 ���� instead of being upset I reminded myself that I made more money going in than I would have just sitting at home so I’m just gonna pray Friday is much much much more lucrative!

SuperJa
05-10-2018, 10:47 AM
Well I went from having my best night ever last week to my worst night last night. Dead as hell on a Wednesday which are usually hit or miss anyway (big miss) so I left not even 4 hours into my shift & pulled $73 ���� instead of being upset I reminded myself that I made more money going in than I would have just sitting at home so I’m just gonna pray Friday is much much much more lucrative!

^^

This is what I always tell myself too. It's more money than sitting home and it will pay for *small bill*/groceries/tank of gas/whatever

kirakonstantin
05-11-2018, 04:40 PM
I killed it last Saturday and made almost as much as Friday. The weekend VIP host has a thing for me, apparently. I haven't bothered to date anyone for two years so I'm not sure I even remember how dating even works. After the last guy I dated (club DJ) and the raging shitshow that turned into... I dunno. I REALLY don't know about this...

I went in last night and it was amazingly dead. A customer I know from my old club came in, so we hung out, did some dances and had a lot of fun. That combined with stage tips and a few random dances turned it into a decent night.

Tonight should be interesting, to say the least.

KvKnnFl
05-12-2018, 08:12 AM
Everyone working tonight??? I should be sleepInt. Came home. Slept a couple hours and woke up now can’t get back to sleep.

kirakonstantin
05-12-2018, 03:44 PM
Everyone working tonight??? I should be sleepInt. Came home. Slept a couple hours and woke up now can’t get back to sleep.

I had that problem and woke up right around the same time you did, lol. Two Benadryl worked well, to put me to sleep and to deal with my insane allergies.

Working tonight. I have a feature show at 9, so I kinda have to.