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yinyang
05-22-2014, 01:39 PM
If there is a Hell, I'm pretty sure it would be a stripclub dressing room with no exit door.

Contrary to custy opinion...

audrey_k
05-22-2014, 02:25 PM
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a stripper so I could do things like eat couscous with my falafel and (ride pudding) and not worry about not making money tomorrow night.

I HATE THAT CARBS TASTE SO GOOD BUT CAUSE BLOATING. AND FATNESS.

lynn2009
10-04-2014, 12:50 AM
Am I the only one who finds it really really odd (like to the point it makes me somewhat uncomfortable) to refer to the house mom as 'mom'? I do not do this but everyone else seems to.

wednesday86
10-04-2014, 05:39 AM
Am I the only one who finds it really really odd (like to the point it makes me somewhat uncomfortable) to refer to the house mom as 'mom'? I do not do this but everyone else seems to.

I don't either. I call them by their names as I am nearly 30 years old lol! I know some girls who have worked at my club for years and don't know the house moms' real names....uhhhh

lynn2009
10-04-2014, 07:26 AM
I don't either. I call them by their names as I am nearly 30 years old lol! I know some girls who have worked at my club for years and don't know the house moms' real names....uhhhh

Whenever I do need her attention (which is rare, as I bring my own fucking shit, thanks, really hate this tip out) I go close to her station & say excuse me till she looks up lol)

Danni
10-04-2014, 08:46 AM
Why are you all still here? Doesn't anybody work in the morning?! I'd rather be sleeping. Shit, I think I am sleeping. Must find a club with day shift.

I hate you all, I hate this place. See you tomorrow

Selina M
12-31-2014, 06:54 PM
If I had a dime for every time another stripper announced that she was quitting smoking/drinking.... I could retire.

Laylalust
01-02-2015, 02:59 PM
I'm working tonight for the first time in nearly a month because my last shift was terrible and I just couldn't bring myself to work for nearly four weeks. So tonight better be fucking GREAT because otherwise I'ma question why I came back to this shit.

kraize4step
01-02-2015, 03:03 PM
I used to follow Mizhani on Instagram but she has gotten pretty annoying lately. I hate when girls become famous off of being a stripper and dancing, but after theyve become established and start there on business they wag their fingers at other dancers and whine. Like "Oh But I'm Not a Stripper!!!" "I Never stripped its not glorious, ugh don't call me a stripper." Like bitch you got to where you are today because you shook your ass for money gtfoh.

SkyeSabrina
01-02-2015, 03:04 PM
I hate picking out outfits for work. Like, how am I supposed to know what color best reflects the day? They need to make a stripper feng shui book so I can follow these things.
I have so much stripperwear and I love all of it, so picking out what color will make me money that day is always a headache (esp since I dyed my hair from blonde to red, I'm not such a blank slate anymore).

Graci
01-04-2015, 08:32 PM
Dear New Girl,

I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.

What the fuck is wrong with you? He ended up buying a lap dance from me instead anyway, but if I ever catch you doing that, you'll be getting a stiletto to the head, and then fired.

xoxo

Selina M
01-04-2015, 09:30 PM
I had a really creepy dream last night. It was fucking bizarre. It started out with Marilyn Manson being in the club and I guess I had agreed to hang out with him outside (well duh I probably would, he's fascinating). It was a totally non-sexual hangout too. Then when I changed clothes and went to meet him, it turned out to be a customer who looked like him and put the makeup on. The customer had 2 other guys with him and they were jilted that I wouldn't hang out with THEM OTC. They ended up stalking me, like knowing where I lived and texting me what I had written on Facebook.

It was probably one of the scariest dreams I've had in years, and needless to say I woke up and stayed up, terrified. Stalkers and being watched absolutely freaks me out.

LexiConn
01-05-2015, 04:10 AM
I love how guys always think the dressing room is this magical place of pillow fighting and girls doing blow off each others' backs when really it always smells like shrimp gumbo or broccoli farts and Love Spell and girls are always sitting on the counter letting their bellies stick out while they poke at their razor burn or bending oven and spreading to check their snatch for toilet paper.

LexiConn
01-05-2015, 04:15 AM
I've just moved from a lap dancing club to an air dance one and THOSE FREAKING GUYS are AS HAPPY with an air dance as any of my lap dance customers. In fact, probably happier. Most of the time after a lap dance they're upset they didn't get MORE contact than me rubbing my butt on their junk. After the me prancing about like a stork on crack in front of them for three minutes they look like they're in a sweetie shop. MEN ARE WEIRD..

Church.

I love working in a bikini dance/one way contact club. These are not the men who want strings of dances to get off. These are the men that often say "fuck it, just sit in my lap and talk to me for $20 a song" or just act like that clothed air dance was the most erotic thing they ever experienced.

Ivy Love
01-06-2015, 08:24 PM
Dear New Girl,

I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.

What the fuck is wrong with you? He ended up buying a lap dance from me instead anyway, but if I ever catch you doing that, you'll be getting a stiletto to the head, and then fired.

xoxo

I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.
@

This has to be a damn joke? Hell, even as a regular waitress at a restaurant, I would be highly pissed if someone left me two FUCKING dollars, and I busted my ass for them. That poor girl needs some life lessons,self-esteem lessons, and self worth lessons? How old is she, if you don't mind me asking?

Ivy Love
01-06-2015, 08:43 PM
Dear New Girl,

I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.

What the fuck is wrong with you? He ended up buying a lap dance from me instead anyway, but if I ever catch you doing that, you'll be getting a stiletto to the head, and then fired.

xoxo

I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.
@

This has to be a damn joke? Hell, even as a regular waitress at a restaurant, I would be highly pissed if someone left me two FUCKING dollars, and I busted my ass for them. That poor girl needs some life lessons,self-esteem lessons, and self worth lessons? How old is she, if you don't mind me asking?

22lligm
01-06-2015, 09:41 PM
Whenever I do need her attention (which is rare, as I bring my own fucking shit, thanks, really hate this tip out) I go close to her station & say excuse me till she looks up lol)

LOL I do the same thing!! And I also don't refer to her as mom. When girls call her mom it makes me think they don't have a family of their own so the strip club staff is their new family. It creeps me out a little bit. I have my own mother I see very regularly so I don't think I'll be calling a random woman mom.. lol.

SkyeSabrina
01-06-2015, 10:28 PM
LOL I do the same thing!! And I also don't refer to her as mom. When girls call her mom it makes me think they don't have a family of their own so the strip club staff is their new family. It creeps me out a little bit. I have my own mother I see very regularly so I don't think I'll be calling a random woman mom.. lol.

We have a waitress that works at my current club that everyone calls Mom but I think it's because she's been there over 20 years and no one remembers her real name anymore

charlie61
01-06-2015, 10:57 PM
I had a nightmare that I was trying to sell $2,000 private dances. Like, they weren't even CRs or VIPs. Single dances. I need a hug! >_<

ScarletKitten
01-08-2015, 02:24 PM
I had a nightmare that I was trying to sell $2,000 private dances. Like, they weren't even CRs or VIPs. Single dances. I need a hug! >_<

:hug: I have the same kind of dreams all the time! I hate it! I often have dreams where I'm working in a 5-star restaurant with rich business men in suits that are dining with their wives and children. I have to approach the table w/ the sneering wife and often crying children and hustle the men! It's a nightmare. God I can't even dwell on it too much, it fills me with so much anxiety and dread. /dream rant

You are not alone Charlie. Time to meditate now....:meditate:

Graci
01-09-2015, 03:47 PM
I overheard you telling a customer he could pour a shot over you, and then lick it off you for a $2 tip.
@

This has to be a damn joke? Hell, even as a regular waitress at a restaurant, I would be highly pissed if someone left me two FUCKING dollars, and I busted my ass for them. That poor girl needs some life lessons,self-esteem lessons, and self worth lessons? How old is she, if you don't mind me asking?

I don't know, but I think about 18 or 19? Motorboating for $2 is pretty common at my club, and some girls will let guys put money in their g-strings using their mouth. Maybe she just thought it was normal? I don't know.