View Full Version : Worst songs for a stripper to dance to
blondhottie
09-30-2013, 07:02 AM
"Tiptoe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim
glitteredgarter
09-30-2013, 08:46 AM
Omg I want to cry everytime I hear elmo's song. I feel like they play it at banana a lotttt
creed, 3 doors down, and "elmo's song". or cotton-eyed joe. grr
blondhottie
10-10-2013, 02:24 AM
Hurt by NIN Purple Rain by Prince (this was banned @ a club I worked)
OMG yes! I got stuck doing a lapdance one time to Purple Rain and it's like 8 minutes long! It was for a really annoying guy too. He said "Wow, this is a long song!" I'm like STFU. LOL
OliveJardin
10-10-2013, 07:04 AM
"Dude Looks Like A Lady" by Aerosmith is never, ever, ever okay.
^Haha, they play that at my club too ::).
rareaspasia
10-10-2013, 01:40 PM
The titanic song. I did it as a joke though and was totally goofy. It was during a day shift and customers gave me mad tips and loved it. :) I have a very playful personality. It all depends on the crowd, really. Id never do that on a busy night shift!
jadey23
10-10-2013, 03:44 PM
Not too long ago my customer and manager got into a little argument right before my set (I wasn't involved).. The whole crowd saw them going back and forth.. I told the DJ to play "Why can't we be friends?" by War. All parties got a lil kick out of it
strippername
10-10-2013, 03:48 PM
People saying that songs are impossible to dance to kind of baffle me. If you can dance you can dance to anything and look good doing it.
OliveJardin
10-11-2013, 07:59 PM
People saying that songs are impossible to dance to kind of baffle me. If you can dance you can dance to anything and look good doing it.
^True (I've never really worked at clubs where we could choose, so I go with that too)-but some songs are more fun to dance to than others :P! And some, just shouldn't be played in a SC environment.
Jasmine.Doll
10-11-2013, 09:44 PM
There are songs that I cannot dance to. Some songs just make me feel so awkward and unsexy... I had a regular ask the DJ to play his fav song for one if my sets once. It was a slower, a Capella version of Comfortably Numb (normally by Pink Floyd). I could totally pull of the Pink Floyd version, but this version was awful. It was this girl who sounded like she was 11 singing with a hand drum.
I also worked at a place where you had to share a stage and each girl could pick a song. Girls picked such bad music. I danced with once girl who liked to play "Brick House." It was her thing and she was this thick, busty, crazy girl so it fit her. It did not fit me. Another girl I was paired with played lots of Ani Difranco. That was fucking awful. Any kinda Lilith fair stuff makes me feel like I'm raping a kitten, while I'm dancing.
I commented earlier about the song "Motherlover." If I could block out the words, I could dance to that song, but I can't block out the words. No one can. When I'm on stage and that song played, I wanted to crawl inside my own vagina and disappear.
Zooey
10-12-2013, 01:55 AM
Hands down the worst thing I've danced to while onstage: Gangnam Style.