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rareaspasia
10-06-2016, 08:53 AM
Almost got run over by an old lady with a grocery cart while grabbing last minute supplies for the storm. Seriously, grandma? I wanted to jam by bottled water up her ass. Whatever. I've got everything I need, just hoping my 18 year old cat will be ok in the heat if we lose power.

lilylilylily
10-06-2016, 10:50 AM
The guy a met last weekend is cute, tall, works and goes to school. But he has no car, grrrrr. That was one of the must haves on my list. I drive, but I want my man to drive too. Maybe I'll overlook it cuz i'm def not wanting anything serious right now.

whirlerz
10-06-2016, 12:07 PM
Yea so just now bk from my car, which needed an oil pan $345, it had been leaking oil & was rusted af, he had to take it out thru the exhaust. I could've gotten the oil change I had done @ another pl thrown in.

baer45
10-06-2016, 12:08 PM
I'd pay that hoe $500 alright .... In pennies....and tell her to figure it out.

What a b*tch! You could have drove off (like I did years ago) but you did the right thing and this is how they do you? Idk. Maybe you can give her $300 and say that's all you have and pretend to be poor. Idk. Never been there cause it's always people running into my cars convincing me to accept payment under the table lol!



I did go to the place she trusted to fix her bumper and it didn't go through my insurance since I insist to pay out of my pocket. After I had a talk with the owner of the body shop, he agreed with the cash price $350 and also will report this incident to her auto insurance company.

seashell
10-06-2016, 12:57 PM
Ugh, more eye problems. I have something in my eye and can't get it out. I've tried making myself cry, opening my eye in water, and looking under the lid. Can't see what is bothering me... it must be clear or white or really small....

It's been there since last night, so like 10 hours. Doesn't hurt that bad, it's just uncomfortable when I blink.

:/

miss.a.p1600
10-06-2016, 03:04 PM
Sitting on a cafe patio and out of all the places this broad could sit she sits down right behind me. Now I gotta hurry up and leave cause I hate when people behind me and I can't see them out my peripheral vision.

Need to run errands but I'm out of bras and razors. Guess I gotta do a cavewoman freestyle and hope no one notices.

whirlerz
10-06-2016, 04:24 PM
Go get 'em Ms P!!!^

Ok, so I got these short rain boots, (ebay) I know the seller said no returns, but they're way huge!:( I had no way of knowing! So, I just now sent her an email thru ebay's site..
Ugh hoping I can return them

whirlerz
10-06-2016, 04:29 PM
Oh, & also, I'm really fed up w/Yandy's bs about my refund..I contacted this google buyer protection & they're a pile of bs too. They've had the item for a wk now, fork it the fuck up already! I mean we're not talking 1k over here. I guess I wasn't supposed to, but I email Yandy & told them to get w/the program, give my $ bk.
Then they send me their shit promo texts, eesh.

Selina M
10-06-2016, 06:52 PM
^ Want me to beat them up? They're local to me!

Idk why newbies being nasty to established members irritates me so bad but it does. I feel like 5 years of membership kinda entitles you to being a bit rude to newbs who come on and TAKETAKETAKE or ask dumb questions or have bad attitudes from their first post.

whirlerz
10-06-2016, 06:58 PM
^ Want me to beat them up? They're local to me!

Idk why newbies being nasty to established members irritates me so bad but it does. I feel like 5 years of membership kinda entitles you to being a bit rude to newbs who come on and TAKETAKETAKE or ask dumb questions or have bad attitudes from their first post.

Sounds GREAT! Yea, shoulda listened to you, I remember you saying they gave you a hard time about a local pickup. Dicks.

KaraLynn
10-06-2016, 07:01 PM
^ Want me to beat them up? They're local to me!

Idk why newbies being nasty to established members irritates me so bad but it does. I feel like 5 years of membership kinda entitles you to being a bit rude to newbs who come on and TAKETAKETAKE or ask dumb questions or have bad attitudes from their first post.

Yep. I understand the need to defend yourself on these boards, I've fired back at members who were rude to me in threads for no reason, but with that being said if they're asking questions about topics they KNOW are controversial and get people heated they can't be surprised when they get some not so polite responses.

miss.a.p1600
10-06-2016, 07:03 PM
Why do family members keep texting and calling me? Fuuuuuuck! I just want to enjoy my time doing what I want when I want and not catering to their schedules.

KaraLynn
10-07-2016, 10:11 PM
Some strips clubs I've gone to-"You're not thin enough to work here or for night shift"
Real life while giving plasma-"For someone as small as you you probably only need a gallon of water instead of two before you come in to donate"

lol yep. Small in the real world, chunky in the strip club I guess.

SnuffleUffleGrass
10-08-2016, 08:39 AM
Some strips clubs I've gone to-"You're not thin enough to work here or for night shift"
Real life while giving plasma-"For someone as small as you you probably only need a gallon of water instead of two before you come in to donate"

lol yep. Small in the real world, chunky in the strip club I guess.

Lol soooo true

whirlerz
10-08-2016, 08:51 AM
Some strips clubs I've gone to-"You're not thin enough to work here or for night shift"
Real life while giving plasma-"For someone as small as you you probably only need a gallon of water instead of two before you come in to donate"

lol yep. Small in the real world, chunky in the strip club I guess.

My take is they say any Random shite to just reject someone..how many X's I got rejected @ the club & majorly stared @ hit on what/ev outside

seashell
10-08-2016, 08:53 AM
Well, looks like my Match.com subscription expired and was auto-renewed for $59.99. Grrrrrr! I haven't even been using it!! Looks like there's no way to cancel the renewal, either.

So I downloaded a checkbook app on my phone, haha. I need to be better at this money saving business. XD

SnuffleUffleGrass
10-08-2016, 10:24 AM
The Internet uproar over cell phone videos of heroin junkies is annoying me. BUT speaking honestly all the needle drug addicts I knew of as a teen are long dead now. Young people need to view these videos as warnings...

lilylilylily
10-08-2016, 11:07 AM
So I'm meeting up with this guy I met last wk tonight but he's already annoying me. I don't like his texting etiquette, takes him too long to respond when we are having a texting convo. He already has a strike against him cuz he doesn't drive. I just hope he pays for our date.

rareaspasia
10-08-2016, 11:22 AM
Tmi but I have the worst gas because of three days of anxiety and I'm at work so I keep having to sneak off to poot.

BarbieNYC
10-08-2016, 12:42 PM
I've decided any customer in the club who refuses to spend money with the lame "I have a gf/wife at home excuse", I'm going to douse with vanilla stripper spray and then walk away :D :D

What're they gonna do? Tell management I sprayed them? Lmao

Wish I had thought about this last night when some young cocky motherfucker had the nerve to tell me that. on top of saying he works too hard for the money and won't respect the hustle.

I'm off to the store to buy the most nauseating stripper spray I can find!

Genoveve
10-08-2016, 02:10 PM
I've decided any customer in the club who refuses to spend money with the lame "I have a gf/wife at home excuse", I'm going to douse with vanilla stripper spray and then walk away :D :D

What're they gonna do? Tell management I sprayed them? Lmao

Wish I had thought about this last night when some young cocky motherfucker had the nerve to tell me that. on top of saying he works too hard for the money and won't respect the hustle.

LOL. I would have said "Not laughing in your face right now is requiring me to work harder than you ever have." Like srsly, if he is so against 'lazy' strippers trying to make money, why the fuck is he in the place that specifically exists for them to do exactly that? Get out of the arena then, dude.

ETA allow me to suggest the marshmallow body spray.

rareaspasia
10-08-2016, 04:35 PM
LOL. I would have said "Not laughing in your face right now is requiring me to work harder than you ever have." Like srsly, if he is so against 'lazy' strippers trying to make money, why the fuck is he in the place that specifically exists for them to do exactly that? Get out of the arena then, dude.

ETA allow me to suggest the marshmallow body spray.

Or the cotton candy one. I'm so doing this.

So I texted my older brother (after no contact for two years) after the hurricane to see if he and his family were okay because as much as he pisses me off he's still my brother and I love the asshole, got a reply that their home had been damaged but they were fine, and that he would contact me later, and the time he said he would text again has come and gone and has been gone for quite a while. I don't expect to hear anything, either. Every time I think I'm over him hurting my feelings he does it again.

And I'm still not sure how my club in Cocoa Beach did, all of the clubs there are walking distance from the beach and I was told that when Charley came through it flooded. If they're going to be closed for more than a couple weeks I'm going to have to dance in Orlando and I really don't want to. Dancing in Orlando sucks SO BAD, guys. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bad.

BarbieNYC
10-08-2016, 05:10 PM
^^^^ my brothers suck. I kept trying to keep a good relationship with them cuz they're blood but then I realized that if we weren't siblings they'd make shitty friends so I dropped them

rareaspasia
10-08-2016, 06:06 PM
^^^^ my brothers suck. I kept trying to keep a good relationship with them cuz they're blood but then I realized that if we weren't siblings they'd make shitty friends so I dropped them

I have very little contact with either of mine but they're the only immediate family I have left. :P I just kind of try to live my own life and hope that maybe some day they'll get it together, if nothing else so I can have some kind of relationship with my nieces when they get older, especially since one of them is showing signs of the mental illness that runs in our family. There's a lot of back story involved that keeps me from completely telling them to go fuck themselves. My partner says that I'm a ridiculously forgiving person, though.

I really ought to take a break from posting in this thread so much, lol. I'm such a negative nancy lately.

DonaDiabla
10-08-2016, 07:21 PM
Some fake finsub thought that giving me a promise to pay promissory note and 150 each month was financial domination. I decline that mess! Seriously, who are these "findoms" signing promissory notes? Damn it, I wish some people stop messing it up for the rest of us!! I am not knocking other dommes' domination styles but that bullshit to me. I am not signing a promissory note for a little amount like that. He can take that amount to lifestyle financial dommes or newbie financial dommes just starting out. Some of us is used to bigger sums and will not drop their domination style for certain slaves. :)

Stevie710
10-08-2016, 07:51 PM
I've had a lot of shit bothering me lately, I almost forgot about this thread. I gotta move again gotta find a place to crash but in a bigger city so that i am able to cam and dance. I'm trying to stay focused on school starting in january but I just feel like i'm supporting too much and I'm about to loose my mind. I at least have found a friend to allow me to crash on their couch for a bit and they work night shift, so i figured I could work dayshift at the club and night shift online and they're a friend of mine of like 6 years and they know my line of work, so I am really grateful for that and then my best friend returns back in December so the universe has provided me a free place to stay from december on to feb. She's a dancer, so we will have a free place and will be able to travel and dance together. I can't wait for her to get home. She's been gone away for a year for school.. I just feel like I need to focus on myself and not anyone else, not a relationship, not no body needin shit from me-- me taking care of myself and my little dog. But travelin is so hard with a dog and I've had her for 4 years, so i can't bear to be away from her long because she's like my child. But luckily i have 2 friends who have offered to take care of her while i can get my life together. UGHHH

seashell
10-08-2016, 08:51 PM
Ugh... I keep having pretty lucrative weeks with camming/dancing, but I can *barely* keep up with a stupid hospital bill from a few months ago. I didn't have insurance at the time, and even after getting some discounts, I still owe about $3500. :\

I also forgot to pay my health insurance bill... I put it off and didn't set up autopay because the site is ridiculously complicated. Seriously, in 2016 what kind of site does not tell you how much you owe, and makes you mail in an auto-pay form? In paper?!? I'm already on the internet, just let me type my information in!! sheesh lol

It just seems like there's never enough money to be had. And my mom is coming back home on Thursday, so I'll be limited in my ability to cam. Will have to suck it up and go back to dancing.

Velveteen.Rabbit
10-08-2016, 09:11 PM
I think I'm pretty much exclusively attracted to brunettes, as far as women go. Sometimes girls with white hair or natural redheads, but 90% of the time it's raven haired brunettes. I finally admitted this when this YouTuber I've followed for a couple years now ended up dying her thick raven hair blonde. I started to get progressively annoyed with all her new videos and everything about her, and I swearrrr I think it's because she changed her raven locks.

whirlerz
10-09-2016, 07:23 AM
Ugh... I keep having pretty lucrative weeks with camming/dancing, but I can *barely* keep up with a stupid hospital bill from a few months ago. I didn't have insurance at the time, and even after getting some discounts, I still owe about $3500. :\
go back to dancing.

Sometimes hospital have funds set up for people who have trouble paying..I know I used it once (the hospital actually told me, it was for emerg bill) Maybe they'd work w/you on payments? Worth a shot

Anyway so today the sd cancels, right on the dot 9am, which he knows earlier but waits til the last..after I told him about my big car repair bill (345 oil pan/labor)
He's been giving big $ (like 2300 recently) to a young cousin, that he told me spends big on clothes & has 2 new cars, so yea..hopefully the clubs won't turn me away for being too old
I was going to have some more highlights thrown in my hair, since I've been dying my roots, & it's covered over/grown out..I considered cancelling appt, but I have to look really good so Idk

Aurora_Sunset
10-09-2016, 07:57 AM
This guy who thinks I still strip fulltime has spent the last couple months trying to hit me up for "information" on how he can get into it too and talking about how he needs to make more money and that seems like a totally legitimate way to go about it. But he:

1) has HORRIBLE teeth
2) has long hair - but not in a sexy way - he's balding on top and his hair isn't nicely taken care of; he just refuses to cut it for religious reasons
3) is not built in any way
4) doesn't have a big dick, so it's not like he can even allude to packin' under some tight shorts

And oh yeah:

He doesn't want to dance for men... ::)

:rotfl:

GTFOOH. The only thing worse than a woman claiming she should "just be a stripper for extra cash" without realizing how much work it actually is, is men claiming they want to be strippers but being beyond clueless as to what that means. :banghead:

xStacey
10-09-2016, 08:43 AM
This guy who thinks I still strip fulltime has spent the last couple months trying to hit me up for "information" on how he can get into it too and talking about how he needs to make more money and that seems like a totally legitimate way to go about it. But he:

1) has HORRIBLE teeth
2) has long hair - but not in a sexy way - he's balding on top and his hair isn't nicely taken care of; he just refuses to cut it for religious reasons
3) is not built in any way
4) doesn't have a big dick, so it's not like he can even allude to packin' under some tight shorts

And oh yeah:

He doesn't want to dance for men... ::)

:rotfl:

GTFOOH. The only thing worse than a woman claiming she should "just be a stripper for extra cash" without realizing how much work it actually is, is men claiming they want to be strippers but being beyond clueless as to what that means. :banghead:

Ugh the same guy I made a post about who wants to buy an island used to tell me he wants to strip etc. But he doesn't have the body for it, refuses to work out, keeps complaining his back is hairy, he's balding and now has a very long beard he refuses to shave off -_- Not sure if it's the same way in other cities but where I live there's only one reputable male strip club, very clean, no contact but the guys are all 10's, otherwise there's another one well-known for extras but they're still pretty selective... Male strip clubs seem to have higher standards when hiring dancers.

seashell
10-09-2016, 04:45 PM
Today is doing a number on me, anxiety-wise... period problems, decided not to go to work because of football & the presidential debate, got a text from stalkery Tinder guy, and went to the apartment gym only to be alone there with a weirdo who wasn't even working out. Wtf fml lol

rareaspasia
10-09-2016, 04:53 PM
Anyway so today the sd cancels, right on the dot 9am, which he knows earlier but waits til the last..after I told him about my big car repair bill (345 oil pan/labor)
He's been giving big $ (like 2300 recently) to a young cousin, that he told me spends big on clothes & has 2 new cars, so yea..hopefully the clubs won't turn me away for being too old
I was going to have some more highlights thrown in my hair, since I've been dying my roots, & it's covered over/grown out..I considered cancelling appt, but I have to look really good so Idk

You'll be fine! But I'm sorry your SD is being a dick. :( Sounds like he needs to be replaced.

Stevie710
10-09-2016, 05:10 PM
OKAY If you work from a studio DO NOT come in my room begging for freebies..

Guy asks for PM.
I say its such and such amount for PM.
He replies I work from a studio, so I don't tip.
Me: Kick/ban

lilylilylily
10-09-2016, 05:50 PM
My jalopy of a car broke down on the road tonight, apparently my battery and alternator are both shot and who knows what else. I wonder how much all this is gonna cost.

whirlerz
10-09-2016, 06:17 PM
My jalopy of a car broke down on the road tonight, apparently my battery and alternator are both shot and who knows what else. I wonder how much all this is gonna cost.

Aw! I know! My car has bent me over the last few months! 1st it was the exhaust, then it was a brake power booster, (500) now last week the oil pan!
Eesh, enough already!
Hope you can get a deal, hon. :)

lynn2009
10-09-2016, 07:01 PM
I apologize for the politics but I cannot believe this debate. It's painful to watch. I can't imagine this immature and childish at my own day job and I make just enough to live decently on.

Velveteen.Rabbit
10-09-2016, 09:25 PM
I've been to the doctor like 5x in the last month and every time I've gone my blood pressure is abnormally low. I'm pretty active, I've been dancing and I walk as much as possible, opt for the stairs, and am out and about a lot so this makes no sense. Now I'm considering having my heart checked out. It could also be because I stopped taking metformin as I was on another long bout of antibiotics, and I do see diabetes listed as a cause, but they acted as if that was definitely not the cause. I don't think it's too big of a deal but it's very sus

We had a rabbit like you
10-10-2016, 08:39 AM
Every time I look at trump(which is daily thanks to the Internet) all I see are those rich old musty-smelling men who come in and get long CRs and then bite you and try and forcefully put their fingers inside you and hold you down when you try and get away and whip their gross dicks out and try and force you to onto them..I just can't. I've learned to avoid the fuck out of those guys after being assaulted once or twice (and having the club do NOTHING cause they're rich and I'm just a dumb stripper). It's actually giving me flashbacks , I couldn't even sleep last night. Disgusting.

MyRealNameIsWeird
10-10-2016, 08:53 AM
I have no energy left but I want to keep getting and sorting baby stuff AND I want to work for another month at least so I can afford to keep spending on baby stuff. It's like a catch22 of no energy.

carmen_b
10-10-2016, 09:02 AM
I have had a few massage customers ask " Is it a spa ? "

I'm assuming the answer they want is that it isn't ? Is this what they want to hear?
I would never have anyone come to my house. I'm just ignoring anyone who asks this, but am a little baffled by what answer they are after. This city drives me crazy and I MISS the busy business travelers of my last cities.

I'm so impatient today that I'm ignoring anyone who doesn't book in just two lines of text anyway but am grossed out by these guys aversion to coming to a spa ..... especially a nice one .... with an expensive house fee .
I you can't host , then don't be a picky asshole, just come to the address I give you. Gross. I'm blocking both of them. ;/

I'm considering trying a little temporary artist studio out or something for these sessions. I pay the spa $30 an hour. I think I could rent a studio here for $300-$400 and also give another lady use of it to split costs.

lynn2009
10-10-2016, 07:45 PM
This is really whiny and I realize the internet is not the place for proper grammar BUT more and more I find people capitalizing random words in sentences. It's annoying because they seem to think it is a 'correct' thing to do. It's not. Key words in sentences do not get capitalized like - my grandmother got Severely Injured when she fell. WHY. or I passed my Driver's license test!!! Names get capitalized people... nothing else!!!!!!

Genoveve
10-10-2016, 08:38 PM
This is really whiny and I realize the internet is not the place for proper grammar BUT more and more I find people capitalizing random words in sentences. It's annoying because they seem to think it is a 'correct' thing to do. It's not. Key words in sentences do not get capitalized like - my grandmother got Severely Injured when she fell. WHY. or I passed my Driver's license test!!! Names get capitalized people... nothing else!!!!!!

Mine is when people stick apostrophes in plural words thus making them possessive and not actually plural, like this: "Monday's are my favorite day of the week." It should be 'Mondays.' I just try to remind myself that different people are good and bad in different areas. Like I've always been good with grammar but I have *maybe* a 3rd grader's comprehension of math. And I mean the 3rd grade math of MY day, not these days because I'm sure it's more advanced.

Aurora_Sunset
10-11-2016, 04:21 PM
1) I have pink eye.

2) My groceries were supposed to be delivered between 4-7pm. It's now 7:20 and I haven't even gotten the text that my order is next and on its way. On Tuesdays, I usually have to be at a meeting at 7:30. Because of the pink eye, I'm not physically going tonight, but if I was, this would completely fuck things up. (Silver lining?)

Aurora_Sunset
10-11-2016, 06:05 PM
Mmmkay, well,

3) I told the rest of the subcommittee that I couldn't make it tonight but would follow along with the google doc notes in real time and to PM me if they had any questions or requests from me. No one ever responded to that email, and no notes were added to the google doc all evening... Not sure why there wouldn't be a meeting tonight considering it was supposed to be the last one before a big event on Friday.... Not sure what they still need me to do or even when/where I'm supposed to meet everyone.

4) After thinking there were no job openings at the hospital in my city, I just found out that there was a huge REGIONAL hiring event at the hospital here today - my hospital and 3 of the surrounding ones that I also thought weren't hiring.... And I missed it... And I know at least one of my EMT friends who works at the hospital knew about it - and didn't bother to tell me. Ouch.

The interviews I had yesterday didn't go badly, and I know I have a job with at least one come November if I don't get better offers, but either one involves moving.

lynn2009
10-11-2016, 06:57 PM
..........

baer45
10-11-2016, 08:53 PM
I just sold a gun to a young guy this evening... and he's trying to get me to go to a party with him this weekend. Really?!!! dude? You are going to hit on a woman who just sold you a gun? Didn't you see that shotgun in the trunk? It's loaded. What a dumbass!

Velveteen.Rabbit
10-11-2016, 10:30 PM
My eyes are slowly opening to a lot of things I didn't see before. And I feel like I already generally see a lot.

Aurora_Sunset
10-12-2016, 08:18 AM
Rant: As my class was ending someone said something like 'thanks for a great lecture!!!' which to me in an online format just sounds so contrived and forced I think it's retarded but if course then there's an echo of great lecture!!! coming from all sides. Be bigger suck ups, people seriously.

Yes! I did an online computer training yesterday and everyone as they were leaving was typing "Thanks so much! This was great!" and it does feel so forced. If it was an in-person lecture, nobody goes up to the teacher one-by-one afterward and starts saying "thanks for the great lecture!" lol I just clicked out of the window...

There was a feedback survey and I filled it out and specifically said they did a great job with the explanations and pacing and answering questions. So... there... they know they did a good job and it's in a way that actually has a positive impact on their job rather than just typing "thanks so much!" into a chat box as you leave.

seashell
10-12-2016, 10:04 AM
My bank account was overdrawn and I was charged $70 overdraft fees for it. Ugh... being broke sucks.

Totally reminded me of this Louis CK joke...


https://youtu.be/myOxuIjwQnE