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JenniferNorth
04-21-2017, 03:44 PM
^ OMFG that's disgusting. Who would do that do their daughter(s)?!! Meaning in our country.

rareaspasia
04-21-2017, 03:51 PM
The unicorn frappuccino is Satan.

JessaJade
04-21-2017, 06:52 PM
Adverts for straightening smoothing hair products showing the before and after where the before is just normal curly hair, but they call it unruly and frizzy...pisses me off. I find it offensive. I'd accept if they used even just a moderately messy mildly frizzy example but they don't. Curls aren't frizz, frizz is frizz. I could show them real frizz. LOL

Vyanka
04-21-2017, 06:53 PM
Fkn irks me when someone tells me they're getting ONE thing in the store, then I'm stuck waitibg in the car for 30-40 minutes, starving..bc it turned out to be more than one item. Fkn A.

WendiStarr
04-22-2017, 07:57 AM
Terrible anxiety attack as soon as I woke up this morning.

BarbieNYC
04-22-2017, 11:36 AM
More trolls. Ahh. As soon as we ban one another one pops up. Lol seriously wtf??

whirlerz
04-22-2017, 12:13 PM
Well today I dropped a glass bottle on my big toe, ouch.
Putting ice on it, also some muscle cream w arnica

Then there's some weird asshole staying here @ the hotel, he's spoken to me twice & said weird random shit to me..Ex.: "don't look so mad", then this morning, " what's that smell"? I said I don't know, & he said, smells like Obama?? WTF?
Next time if he says anything, I'm going to tell him to FUCK off.>:(
Creep.

chanzep
04-22-2017, 03:12 PM
^feel better, ugh creepy.

BarbieNYC
04-22-2017, 06:19 PM
When I follow someone on instagram who I am really digging and then I see photoshop on their pictures -_-

I understand that photoshop is the reality of social media now. I've seen girls edit their pictures like crazy at the gym and go from a strong 6 to a solid 9. And it always makes me wonder what people think when they see them in real life or if they even recognize them lol

But I don't know why it bugs me so much when I see it on female med students instagrams. Like you're already gorgeous and smart and an inspiration as a Latina. You got into Harvard med school!! Why do you need to convince us of an insanely small waist and big ass for more followers?

Lol this reminds me when I was trying to take a picture with the girl I was volunteering with. I took one picture and was like "this looks good" she took 5 on her phone and after a few snapchat and app filters it was good to post. Lol I am scared for the future

Aurora_Sunset
04-23-2017, 10:14 AM
Why are older people so angrily anal about how people dress at the airport? Twice in two weeks, I've listened to rants about how people don't dress nicely anymore when they're getting on a plane. My uncle was super pissed at seeing a woman in yoga pants and flip-flops. "You're getting on a plane!!"

Yeah... exactly... That is precisely how I dress to get on a plane because I'm getting on a plane. I wear something comfortable for the however-many hours I'm going to be checking in, getting through security, sitting at the gate, sitting on a cramped as fuck plane, maybe changing planes, sitting in a car on the way to and from the airport... And I wear flip flops and minimal clothing to speed up the security process. Makes total sense to me.

I think this mindset comes from the days when only businessmen flew on airplanes to be picked up by a company car and go straight to a meeting or something. And I think in places where flying is still considered a "high-class" luxury that only rich, important people do, it's still considered weird to not "dress up" for getting on a plane because of the prestige associated with it. But in most first-world countries... like... I'm getting on a $93 cheap-ass flight to go visit family. Calm down. What do you care what people wear for comfort while they're traveling for hours and hours?

seashell
04-23-2017, 10:33 AM
My boyfriend is good at everything, and I'm starting to feel really inferior. lol

Also, our friends brought over a bunch of pie samples, and I am dying to get some alone time in this apartment so I can have at them. ;D

Aurora_Sunset
04-23-2017, 01:19 PM
Dammit, why are people such fucks? I JUST started getting up at 5am to run first thing in the morning. I had an internal debate the first couple times cuz of course it's still dark out and I'm a tiny woman. But I told myself that I was keeping to main streets and it's a relatively safe city.

Then today, I woke up to a bunch of missed calls and voicemails from the university warning people of a girl who almost got abducted off the side of the road at 3am - at a major intersection right near me that I pass through when I run. She got away but the guy wasn't caught.

In all context, it was "bar-closing" time when the weirdos are out and know people are walking home drunk, not 5am when most people are asleep and assume everyone else is - and also, it was the biggest party weekend of the year here and some shit like this always happens on this weekend. But still... I hate living by the "female rape clock" or whatever it's called - where you have to time out your activities according to when it's "safe" whereas a man would think nothing of waking up at 5am and going for a run in the dark when it's still nice and cool out.

The last girl who got abducted on this party weekend (I think 2 years ago) was found in a field with her head bashed in.

I wasn't even home this weekend. I was staying in the city that I'll probably be moving to. I walked to a cafe last night, and by the time I walked home, it was dark. Again, main street, plenty of people. Only a mile walk. I was wearing baggy jeans, my jacket zipped all the way up, and tactical boots. I got honked at, someone made a wolf-whistle out the window of their car, another made kissy noises, and just as I was about to turn into my friend's apartment, some guy asked if I needed help. Um.. no? Fuck off. Then this morning, someone had egged my car and my driver's side mirror is smeared to fuck.

Genoveve
04-23-2017, 05:46 PM
When I follow someone on instagram who I am really digging and then I see photoshop on their pictures -_-

I understand that photoshop is the reality of social media now. I've seen girls edit their pictures like crazy at the gym and go from a strong 6 to a solid 9. And it always makes me wonder what people think when they see them in real life or if they even recognize them lol

But I don't know why it bugs me so much when I see it on female med students instagrams. Like you're already gorgeous and smart and an inspiration as a Latina. You got into Harvard med school!! Why do you need to convince us of an insanely small waist and big ass for more followers?

Lol this reminds me when I was trying to take a picture with the girl I was volunteering with. I took one picture and was like "this looks good" she took 5 on her phone and after a few snapchat and app filters it was good to post. Lol I am scared for the future

I don't get it either, sometimes they shop themselves so much that they look like animation, it doesn't even look like an actual photo of a real person anymore. I could understand if you had a photo you really liked and one little thing in it was messed up so you wanted to tweak it to save the pic, but making yourself look like you are a different person? I've never used photoshop or facetune and I don't even like the snapchat filters that beautify. I feel like if I was self-conscious enough about myself to where I had to significantly alter the way I looked in photos before I posted them that I just 1.) wouldn't even bother or 2.) would get plastic surgery.

buttonpop
04-23-2017, 06:42 PM
I accidentally fell asleep while doing homework and slept for three hours. What the fuck. I slept though the whole evening and now I'm going to miss work because its too late to leave now.

what causes someone (whos been getting plenty of sleep all week) to become uncontrollably sleepy and nap for three freaking hours??? this happens to me more than I'd like to admit. I'm so mad at myself.

JenniferNorth
04-23-2017, 07:18 PM
Why are older people so angrily anal about how people dress at the airport?

OMG. My ex-FIL would bitch relentlessly at myself and my ex because we would wear loose clothing when flying. Like t-shirts, jeans, sweatpants...we would NEVER dress up. His dad traveled a lot for business, but STILL. Who. the. fuck. CARES!! All the times he greeted us off a plane, we were traveling to VISIT him, not go to some business meeting!

I love how laid back my new husband and his family is because yes, this used to be one of the most stupid realities about being me, many years ago. I feel like those types of people think they may run into some business executive who will look at them dressed in a suit and be like "You're hired!" What are we, 16 here?

chanzep
04-23-2017, 07:22 PM
Had a horrible weekend at work and now I am drained as fuck. could not sleep until 7 am then stayed in bed until 3. now Im still feeling drained just stuck on the couch. Thankgod I have leftovers to eat because noway could I cook.

miss cleo
04-24-2017, 03:26 AM
I was expecting an important parcel today and the courier is meant to text me with a one hour delivery slot I get a text at 9.40am saying its coming at 9.37-10.37and then exactly 22 seconds later a text saying they've missed me!!!!! Are you fucking joking you're give me a 22 second notice ??? I'm beyond furious at this inefficient white I was literally out for 10 mins walking my dog.!!!!

DonaDiabla
04-24-2017, 05:01 AM
Seriously, what is up with all of these "you should be grateful" people coming on this site and nagging everyone? I mean some of us want to improve our hustle to make our best goals. I think that everyone's goals should be equally encouraged ;)

miss.a.p1600
04-24-2017, 06:51 AM
The joys of being a woman in this crazy world.....

In addition to the female rape clock is the female rape wardrobe - like why do WE innocent people have to accommodate the predators?

Ive had family members tell me to dress the kid a certain way. I agree to a certain extent but at the same time can't go around making kids feel uncomfortable about themselves and their bodies because of some possible predators. I'm like no bitch the predators with the sick urges are the ones who should be punished and inconvenienced and made to feel uncomfortable.

I think predators would see bar closing time as prime opportunity but they would also use 5am as prime time because a small percentage of people do exercise outside during this time, many of them alone, it's still dark outside, and no one around to witness anything.

Just be careful....




Dammit, why are people such fucks? I JUST started getting up at 5am to run first thing in the morning. I had an internal debate the first couple times cuz of course it's still dark out and I'm a tiny woman. But I told myself that I was keeping to main streets and it's a relatively safe city.

Then today, I woke up to a bunch of missed calls and voicemails from the university warning people of a girl who almost got abducted off the side of the road at 3am - at a major intersection right near me that I pass through when I run. She got away but the guy wasn't caught.

In all context, it was "bar-closing" time when the weirdos are out and know people are walking home drunk, not 5am when most people are asleep and assume everyone else is - and also, it was the biggest party weekend of the year here and some shit like this always happens on this weekend. But still... I hate living by the "female rape clock" or whatever it's called - where you have to time out your activities according to when it's "safe" whereas a man would think nothing of waking up at 5am and going for a run in the dark when it's still nice and cool out.

The last girl who got abducted on this party weekend (I think 2 years ago) was found in a field with her head bashed in.

I wasn't even home this weekend. I was staying in the city that I'll probably be moving to. I walked to a cafe last night, and by the time I walked home, it was dark. Again, main street, plenty of people. Only a mile walk. I was wearing baggy jeans, my jacket zipped all the way up, and tactical boots. I got honked at, someone made a wolf-whistle out the window of their car, another made kissy noises, and just as I was about to turn into my friend's apartment, some guy asked if I needed help. Um.. no? Fuck off. Then this morning, someone had egged my car and my driver's side mirror is smeared to fuck.

22lligm
04-24-2017, 07:49 AM
Dude texted me about hanging out yesterday.. I was off so I told him sure. He asks if I want to drive out to him (its like 30 mins away), I don't respond right away, and he says "you coming or not? if not i'll make other plans" Ummm.. how about no. Not only is that totally out of the way but I think it's so rude when people say "you coming or not?" We haven't even hungout yet and you're already saying that? & anyway shouldn't you be offering to pick me up? Asshole. I swear when a guy knows I'm a dancer respect automatically goes out the window.

Vyanka
04-24-2017, 09:57 AM
I swear when a guy knows I'm a dancer respect automatically goes out the window.

They should respect the fact they're being told upfront. Ahh. Sorry about the douche.

Jupiter77
04-24-2017, 10:52 AM
I have to stop eating dairy for a while and im literally having a meltdown in my kitchen because im a picky ass eater.

seashell
04-24-2017, 11:27 AM
I've been avoiding grocery shopping like the plague, even though my apartment is surrounded by all manner of grocery stores. I just don't want to spend the money. But unfortunately this has led to me sitting around hungry and foodless, and I've been eating Chik-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwiches more than I'd like to admit. It's more expensive AND the closest Chik-Fil-A is always beyond packed, with cars lined up past the parking lot into the street. I am not a very logical person.

chanzep
04-24-2017, 04:31 PM
Im so annoyed today. First I go to open a new bank account at my local branch and after getting almost to the end of application the computer crashes and they tell me to come back another day. Then I order groceries with instacart because it cost the same as taking uber to store plus its rush hour. the guy replaces something that cost a dollar with a 5 dollar organic version ugh. then I remember I forgot something, I should of just went to store myself but I convinced myself I could get stuff done at home with that time used fml. Trying to do stuff in the daytime never works for me.

chanzep
04-24-2017, 04:35 PM
Seriously, what is up with all of these "you should be grateful" people coming on this site and nagging everyone? I mean some of us want to improve our hustle to make our best goals. I think that everyone's goals should be equally encouraged ;)
Along with the curious guests that are like "I know I sound pushy but need to work please tell me a club!". GTFO! with that attitude so rude. Its why I always pm people with club info.

chanzep
04-24-2017, 04:38 PM
I should be checking out a club tonight but my vibe is totally killed for the day going to stay in and clean instead.

whirlerz
04-24-2017, 04:58 PM
I have to stop eating dairy for a while and im literally having a meltdown in my kitchen because im a picky ass eater.

I had to give up daily as well..I can tell you the brand So Good has delicious faux ice cream.

Ok so it's a nice day, I go grab a fish sandwich & return some library books.
The library has an outdoor terrace which I wanted to use, but was told this: " I have to have permission to let people out there, it's not 'officially' open yet, & has to be approved by some guy that decides it's time, based on the weather & how many days it's been warm"??>:(::)
"Actually, I'm going to email him now, cause others have asked"
Ookay, riiiight::)

WendiStarr
04-24-2017, 06:13 PM
What the everlasting fuck is with unsolicited magazine subscriptions? I finally was able to stop the Vogue, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Martha Stewart, and Oprah magazines subscriptions that I never subscribed to. Now I have started getting US Weekly in the mail and have contacted US Weekly's customer service several times to try to cancel. They told me that I'd have to cancel my subscription through some company called M2 Media Group. I don't know who the hell this M2 Media Group is but when I called the number listed all I got was a looping robotic voice mail. What the fuck. I just want to talk to a real, live person so I can cancel this stupid magazine subscription that I never ordered! Grr!

Aurora_Sunset
04-25-2017, 10:12 AM
I hate coming up with a "unique fact" for getting to know you things. I never what to say that's actually interesting without being weird.

seashell
04-25-2017, 11:36 AM
My mom has been taking care of my cat, since I was traveling and am now living with my bf, who's allergic. I've been checking on the cat when she's out of town, and the poor thing is acting all weird. The first time I checked on her, she was terrified and shaking, and the second time she barely responded to playing or being petted. I know she's alone most of the time because my mom works and travels a lot. I feel really guilty for abandoning her. But I'm also pretty allergic, and I will be traveling/moving away soon. Hopefully one of my other family members would be able to take her... ugh I just feel really really shitty about leaving her.

BarbieNYC
04-25-2017, 03:58 PM
My mother drains my energy. She is one of those people who can suck the happiness out of any situation. I pray I don't end up like her.

My dad remarried a beautiful, good natured woman and I really wonder how he put up with my mother for so long. She talks a lot of shit about him and his wife, but at the end of the day she's the one alone in a dark, empty house devoid of happiness.

Sorry this post is a little dark but I am just so sick of her negativity it's like cancer. People really do have an effect on your energy. Five minutes with her feels like eternity.

Edit to this
I crack up when she gives me relationship advice comparing them to her past relationships which obviously haven't been successful. Lol

LoveyDovey
04-25-2017, 05:47 PM
This day at work is so boring. Going hime after my next set.

buttonpop
04-25-2017, 08:21 PM
My dad remarried a beautiful, good natured woman and I really wonder how he put up with my mother for so long. She talks a lot of shit about him and his wife, but at the end of the day she's the one alone in a dark, empty house devoid of happiness.

Was this written by me 3 years ago? Seriously, this is my parents exactly. My mom's always had a serious victim complex thats kept her unhappy and alone, while my dad has remarried a wonderful woman who has seriously improved his life and changed his personality for the better.

My mom's combo of low paying career + bad financial decisions caused her to lose her home to foreclosure and barely afford rent & food. No 24 year old should have to pay their 50 year old parents rent. She was obsessed with the idea of leaving her children money after she died and would save compulsively. I tried to tell her that I needed my full income right now as a college student a lot more than I would need her inheritance when I'm older and more established in my career, that I couldn't be paying her rent, and she needed to snap out of this crazy "planning for the future at the expense of affording food now" mindset. She was only doing it so she could find more ways to be a victim and complain about how shitty her life is to her children. She finally accepted it and changed when I told her I'd burn any dollar she left behind in her will for me.

After a whole summer fighting with her and a handful of self help books my mom has been changing her life around a lot in the past year and breaking her victim complex. She ended up getting a scholarship to a masters program that will double her salary and has already gotten a bunch of job offers, and she stopped compulsively saving and has a decent quality of life now.

its weird, actually. neither of my parents are remotely the same people they used to be. Just proof that you don't stop changing even in your 50s.

whirlerz
04-25-2017, 08:31 PM
OMG, 3 hrs stuck/lost in traffic cause of an accident, then one of the streets I was going to take was under construction so I got lost yet again, Finally made it home
WiFi only works in the lobby, I'm on my hotspot in my room cause​ the van driver's annoying the fuck outta me.:(
Also, ate a Wendy's small burger, they didn't have bake potatoes so I got fries, & ate a PKG of 2 bite brownies so I feel like a pig
Tomorrow the housekeeper will bug me to clean my room cause it's slow, but she's sweet I like her. I'll have to put stuff out of the way & don't feel like it.

JenniferNorth
04-26-2017, 06:57 AM
I was going to go for a run, but now it's raining really hard so.....yeah....

I have to write a lot for my vanilla job and I really don't want to.

I've been taking PSO calls and doing okay, but I still get anxiety, which I never used to have back when I did PSO and cam. Climbing back into the saddle can be hard.

My downstairs neighbor is coughing. She's a smoker, and it always sounds like she is hacking up a lung. You can hear her hacking and spitting. My husband will do the same thing (when outside! Obvs.), but holy shit, it drives me nuts. We need to get out of this building, preferably yesterday.

LoveyDovey
04-26-2017, 08:57 AM
My mother drains my energy. She is one of those people who can suck the happiness out of any situation. I pray I don't end up like her.

My dad remarried a beautiful, good natured woman and I really wonder how he put up with my mother for so long. She talks a lot of shit about him and his wife, but at the end of the day she's the one alone in a dark, empty house devoid of happiness.

Sorry this post is a little dark but I am just so sick of her negativity it's like cancer. People really do have an effect on your energy. Five minutes with her feels like eternity.

Edit to this
I crack up when she gives me relationship advice comparing them to her past relationships which obviously haven't been successful. Lol

I am, someday soon, going to be in the same exact position as your stepmom. I hope I am lucky enough to have my future stepkids (who are in their 30s, I am 43) accept me the way you've accepted yours. Their mom is a lot like your mom. I fear what they are going to have to endure, (because I know their mom is going to talk shit) but all I can do is be respectful to everyone and take the high road, even when it's hard.

WendiStarr
04-27-2017, 10:42 AM
Either really dumb guy or a cop. A guy responded to my sugar daddy profile that he wanted me to dress in black fishnets, a black mini skirt, white halter top, and "stripper shoes" and meet him at a busy street dressed like that at 1pm. He claimed that he didn't want to do anything other than see me dressed like that from his car and then have me walk over to his car so that he could give me $50 and then he'd leave. Dressing like a stereotypical Hollywood movie streetwalker would draw enough unwanted attention where I live. Nobody dresses like that outside of a strip club, especially not at this time of day. Walking up to some random guy in a car would look suspicious to any onlookers or bystanders. Receiving money while dressed like that would be even worse. Immediate block. I didn't bother to give him a response.

whirlerz
04-27-2017, 12:22 PM
OMG, w/the unsolicited calls!
For all it does ,( little) I'm on the 'DO NOT Call' list, as soon as I tell these idiots to back off they hang up, usually block me but call from another #. Pigs.
I have Spokeo too.

Aurora_Sunset
04-27-2017, 01:53 PM
Either really dumb guy or a cop. A guy responded to my sugar daddy profile that he wanted me to dress in black fishnets, a black mini skirt, white halter top, and "stripper shoes" and meet him at a busy street dressed like that at 1pm. He claimed that he didn't want to do anything other than see me dressed like that from his car and then have me walk over to his car so that he could give me $50 and then he'd leave. Dressing like a stereotypical Hollywood movie streetwalker would draw enough unwanted attention where I live. Nobody dresses like that outside of a strip club, especially not at this time of day. Walking up to some random guy in a car would look suspicious to any onlookers or bystanders. Receiving money while dressed like that would be even worse. Immediate block. I didn't bother to give him a response.

I used to have an escort client who kept asking me to fulfill these weird fantasies. The first one was that I would basically dress "like a hooker" (short shorts, tube top, and stripper heels) and do the whole "meeting him in a bar and leaving together" thing - as though we had never met and he totally just picked me up. ...But he could only meet in the mornings, so he wanted to play this scenario out at 10am right when bars were opening for the day. Like, are you serious? That's already a ridiculous thing to pull, but at 10 in the fucking morning when we'd be the only people in the bar? Come on now.

The second one was that he wanted me to meet him at this gas station in the middle of nowhere near where he lived (like over 30 minutes away) where I would park my car, get into his, and then he'd drive around while I gave him road head. No.

This guy disappeared after awhile, but for the next year and a half, at least, he would send random ass emails with just an emoticon. That's it. No message, no hi - just a smiley face, winky face, or kissy face was his favorite. I responded the first few times, saying hi, asking how he was, and asking him if he wanted to book an appointment, but he never responded to any messages I sent back. After about 3 months, I stopped replying, and he just kept on sending them. He hasn't contacted me in about 2 years now.

Fucking weirdos.

Aurora_Sunset
04-27-2017, 01:58 PM
The firefighter/EMT guy I was seeing for a couple months over the summer is suddenly messaging me weird shit on facebook.

He's still at it with the weirdness. Today, a mutual friend posted a question asking about where she should get a gym membership. I offered up information on my gym, and she asked when I usually worked out. I responded that it varies day to day but generally in the early to mid morning. He commented that he could "leave a really cheeky reply to my comment but he'd refrain." As though he had something "inappropriate" to say? How you can turn any part of that into some cheeky innuendo? So annoying.

WendiStarr
04-27-2017, 02:25 PM
I used to have an escort client who kept asking me to fulfill these weird fantasies. The first one was that I would basically dress "like a hooker" (short shorts, tube top, and stripper heels) and do the whole "meeting him in a bar and leaving together" thing - as though we had never met and he totally just picked me up. ...But he could only meet in the mornings, so he wanted to play this scenario out at 10am right when bars were opening for the day. Like, are you serious? That's already a ridiculous thing to pull, but at 10 in the fucking morning when we'd be the only people in the bar? Come on now.

The second one was that he wanted me to meet him at this gas station in the middle of nowhere near where he lived (like over 30 minutes away) where I would park my car, get into his, and then he'd drive around while I gave him road head. No.

This guy disappeared after awhile, but for the next year and a half, at least, he would send random ass emails with just an emoticon. That's it. No message, no hi - just a smiley face, winky face, or kissy face was his favorite. I responded the first few times, saying hi, asking how he was, and asking him if he wanted to book an appointment, but he never responded to any messages I sent back. After about 3 months, I stopped replying, and he just kept on sending them. He hasn't contacted me in about 2 years now.

Fucking weirdos.

I'm thinking these guys must have seen the movie Pretty Woman and fetishized the stereotypical prostitute outfit thing. As for your firefighter/EMT guy..well, men seem to be able to turn every little thing into a innuendo. I grew up the only female among four boys, believe me. My guess is that he was going to allude to masturbation or sex when you said that you work out in the early to mid morning.

miss.a.p1600
04-27-2017, 04:17 PM
This one dude asked me about some "road head" - first of all that term just sounds gross lol but I'm like nah I look too good to have my face and body mangled or possibly die in a car crash for your pleasure. I'll pass.


I used to have an escort client who kept asking me to fulfill these weird fantasies. The first one was that I would basically dress "like a hooker" (short shorts, tube top, and stripper heels) and do the whole "meeting him in a bar and leaving together" thing - as though we had never met and he totally just picked me up. ...But he could only meet in the mornings, so he wanted to play this scenario out at 10am right when bars were opening for the day. Like, are you serious? That's already a ridiculous thing to pull, but at 10 in the fucking morning when we'd be the only people in the bar? Come on now.

The second one was that he wanted me to meet him at this gas station in the middle of nowhere near where he lived (like over 30 minutes away) where I would park my car, get into his, and then he'd drive around while I gave him road head. No.

This guy disappeared after awhile, but for the next year and a half, at least, he would send random ass emails with just an emoticon. That's it. No message, no hi - just a smiley face, winky face, or kissy face was his favorite. I responded the first few times, saying hi, asking how he was, and asking him if he wanted to book an appointment, but he never responded to any messages I sent back. After about 3 months, I stopped replying, and he just kept on sending them. He hasn't contacted me in about 2 years now.

Fucking weirdos.

lynn2009
04-27-2017, 07:12 PM
.........

whirlerz
04-27-2017, 07:22 PM
Lol^
I know, not a big sports fan..well maybe when Cubs won their 1st world championship in like 75 yrs last yr

xStacey
04-27-2017, 10:18 PM
Clients who think they can turn the game around and play me because they think texting me to tell me they want to see me, but saying they're unavailable all the time I will somehow cross my boundaries and go see them outside because I like them and miss them so much 8-) How naive are they.

I just don't get it how those married, middle-age, rich men can even think that we are truly interested and want to date them for free. There's this regular I've known for a couple of years, comes see me regularly, tipped well, I gave him my e-mail address... lol always starts like this before they get annoying quickly. Brought me gifts and expensive lingerie... So I take the time to reply to some of his e-mails once in awhile. He comes less often, but messages me more frequently... always a bad sign, then starts asking me for sexy pictures. Keeps telling me he misses me, but then when I tell him when I will be working next, oh he's sorry he's travelling. I know he travels a lot, but what a coincidence whenever I am finished with my exams and back to work he's leaving the city, but he's always available if I want to go meet him at a hotel.

He messages me a lot to know what's happening in my personal life. I tell him about my plans for the upcoming summer and new internship. He congratulates me and starts giving me life advice that I should think about stopping what I am currently doing because my career is so important and I try to hint at him that it's difficult for me to leave because I need this source of income to see if he has something to suggest. He tells me he cannot wait to bring me a new present and I test him and say oh I've been wanting a pair of Louboutins for a long time it's my birthday in two months, but as a student I do not dare to pay for them myself and he replies I do not need to wait until your birthday to spoil you, but a pair of Louboutins is more for a lawyer than a law student (????? lol how condescending is that)...

Then he messages me he wants to take me out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, champagne, take me out to a five-star hotel, which is cool, but doesn't pay my bills. He's pretty good-looking, so I wouldn't really mind if he's willing to pay, but otherwise I have other things to do with my time. So I try to hint without talking about money that he's been asking me for so long and I would love to, but I would have to take time off work and it's difficult for me right now financially...

He replies oh but of course you shouldn't take time off work it's so important for your career (whereas I wasn't talking about my vanilla job, but taking a shift off doing bodyrub). I don't want to make it difficult for you. How about we meet from 4 to 7 pm-8 pm so you could do things wth your evening, can we meet next thursday ?

I was thinking okay maybe he didn't quite understand or maybe he's playing with me, so I send him another message which I thought was pretty clear and I said: I work from 9:00 to 5:00 p.m from Monday to Friday and have summer class from 7:00 to 10:00 Monday to Friday, plus I have to prepare for my trip in June and my internship abroad, and I work at the spa Saturday and Sunday. I can only take time off the spa, but I need funds for my trips and to pay for my tuition fees. Your ideas sound like a lot of fun, so if you have something to propose, I am open, otherwise, I will be at the spa during the week-end. I love spending time with you, but I think you understand my situation :)

The fucker replies Wow what a busy schedule !!! No it is out of the question you take a shift off the spa, Europe is expensive, you will see, especially since you love beautiful things ! So what I am proposing is a short rendez-vous ! I assume you work downtown ? So how about we meet at a hotel downtown ? I could order delicious food for you, you open your gift, we talk about your exciting plans and I pay for your cab, you might arrive a little late to class but not too much.

Ok, at this point, I am done. I'm sure he's well aware and trying to act like he doesn't understand. What the fuck is it with these guys ? They have the money, but they rather not pay and try to get it for free even if it means having to e-mail back and forth for two years ??? With his oh it is none of my business, but you should stop doing what you are currently doing, giving me advice about what I should do with my life, if he wanted to offer some type of arrangement okay, and then saying oh no you shouldn't take time off body rub at all ! What a loser lol, he probably knew I would ask him to compensate me for my whole shift to take time off work, and thinks he can get a sweet deal and sex if he pays for dinner and a hotel room, get three hours instead of an hour.

Sorry for the long post, but I just had to get it out of my system grrrrr. I usually never see clients outside, but have been considering it lately and there's a young cute engineer I saw a few times, he insisted quite a bit so I thought okay why not, I gave him a pretty high quote and said it is non-negotiable, he just agreed, instead of trying to play those childish games like that middle-aged married man.

I am starting to consider escorting more and more, it just seems so much straightforward than trying to turn a regular into a sugar daddy, or maybe I'm just really bad at it ? Lmao. They always end up wanting a free relationship and it's hard trying to talk money while at the same time trying not to turn them off by being too direct to make them believe you genuinely like them.

Guy is delusional, he really thinks I'm gonna work 9:00 to 5:00 p.m, go fuck him at his hotel for free, and then go to class from 7:00 p.m to 10 p.m. He can check his empty mail box every day till next Thursday.

Aurora_Sunset
04-28-2017, 05:03 AM
Stupid new guy emailing me about an appointment a couple weeks ago. He asked if I have any pictures I could send him since my website gallery is locked. Normally, this is annoying in and of itself. Yes, the gallery is locked. I have no control over this - I've never switched website companies since they implemented this - but 1) how do you know that I didn't do that on purpose? If I had locked the gallery, wtf makes you think that I'm willing to just give you pictures for free? And 2) Even though the "gallery" is locked, I put the best pictures ALL over my website on the other pages so there are plenty of pictures to look at. I ended up responding that maybe I'd track down a couple pictures for him, and then promptly forgot about it (was never planning to do it).

Then he emails me again now, a couple weeks later, asking if he can have those pictures cuz he's thinking of seeing me this week. So I pull 2 pictures (which are already on my damn site) from the computer file where they are and send them to him. He writes back asking if I have more, oh, and can I make sure they're recent because he's had bad experiences.

OK, we're done now. I should know better by now that anyone that asks for special pictures is a fucking timewaster that is never going to be satisfied with his freebies. What even is that? "Make sure they're recent?" What about those pictures implies that they aren't recent? Client translation: Take a brand new selfie "just for me." Demanding freeloader.

Glamourmilf
04-28-2017, 07:07 AM
OMG, w/the unsolicited calls!
For all it does ,( little) I'm on the 'DO NOT Call' list, as soon as I tell these idiots to back off they hang up, usually block me but call from another #. Pigs.
I have Spokeo too.

Buy a whistle, and blow it into the phone. They'll get the message.

miss.a.p1600
04-28-2017, 07:08 AM
Pissed because when I went through a depressive stage I ended up dating and trusting men who turned out to be just losers I'd never give the time of day to normally.

I wish I could go back in time and kick their asses with some steel toe boots with spikes attached to the end. If these fuckers ever resurface I'm going to deny their entire existence and make them look like crazy fools for trying.

At least I know now to never lower my standards again. Because it sucks when you do. You may have a full social calendar and people don't discriminate against you for being single and pretty, But the cost is too great and not worth it. There literally is no sense dealing with a man and his baggage for no payoff.

I'd rather be stuck up with high standards than settle for low quality men.

22lligm
04-29-2017, 10:38 AM
I have this friend from home visiting me and I'm SO ready for her to leave

seashell
04-29-2017, 02:43 PM
I wish I had better relationships with the housemom and weekend DJ at my club. They've both known me foreeever, since I used to work there 5 years ago, but we've never really clicked. The housemom is sweet and we get along, just not in a chatty friendly way, but the DJ ignores me and plays shitty music. I swear he does it on purpose, plays other girls music they request but saves the weird obnoxious songs for me. Oh well, he's an ass to everyone, don't think it's worth it to suck up to him.