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BarbieNYC
06-25-2017, 09:25 AM
I went to my vanilla job super sick the past 2 days because people have been getting sent home or calling off last minute and I've been covering.

But when I try to call off they try to make me come in. And i was so mad i put my foot down. They tried to send me home yesterday when we had no coverage and I stuck it out. They are trying to make me come in today when they have full coverage. Poor management really can ruin a place

miss.a.p1600
06-25-2017, 10:17 AM
One of my associates is annoying me with her archaic beliefs about sex and orgasms.

According to her (she's bordering geriatric) women only have orgasms from "making love". I'm like bish don't you know some women like to be fucked or enjoy rough sex or non emotional sex?

She also claims young women or older teens having sex for the first time don't orgasm. Mmmmkay lady.......

I wish my female family members were more open minded about sex. Especially the ones who don't have a lot of first hand experience but their ego won't let them admit they don't know every cotdamn thing like they think they do.

Humans make me want to scream.

Aurora_Sunset
06-25-2017, 10:35 AM
One of my associates is annoying me with her archaic beliefs about sex and orgasms.

According to her (she's bordering geriatric) women only have orgasms from "making love". I'm like bish don't you know some women like to be fucked or enjoy rough sex or non emotional sex?

She also claims young women or older teens having sex for the first time don't orgasm. Mmmmkay lady.......

I wish my female family members were more open minded about sex. Especially the ones who don't have a lot of first hand experience but their ego won't let them admit they don't know every cotdamn thing like they think they do.

Humans make me want to scream.

LOL what? I don't even understand how someone can claim that. It's one thing to have a moral opinion on which type of sex is "best" or a "proper age" to have sex, but insisting that women only orgasm at a certain age or from a certain type of sex? Like... you're gonna argue with women who claim that they HAVE totally had orgasms from sex other than the kind she describes? How can you be that up your own ass with your opinions that you straight up don't believe other people about what they've personally physically experienced? Omg XD

miss.a.p1600
06-25-2017, 03:52 PM
Why are these male members who are clear misogynists allow to post on stripperweb? They should be banished to the caves of tuscl

And I hate when people stand too close to my food. Especially their butt. I don't want anyone farting on my food and ruining my appetite.

xxxGothBarbie
06-25-2017, 08:13 PM
So today I went & looked at a temp shared room with a girl that was waaaay too immature for my taste to live with for a month. I'm appalled at what she actually told me about the room & the housing situation. First she tells me it's mostly guys living there besides her & the future roommate then she shows me the actual room we would share & it's not furnished yuck but there was a fucking dude laying in her bed half naked sleeping or passed out ugh I was so pissed off! She then goes on to say that "oh ya & I have people over here almost every day & people crash on the couch." Add to the fact that the place was gross & she said they had a bug problem OMFG NO! I just said " um ya, no thanks" & walked the fuck out LOL she said in a pissy tone "whatever". Oh yeah last but not least ladies :) HA! She adds in there that it's $460 a month but a $550 deposit LMAO yeaaaaa no bish.

So pissed I wasted my time but i did find a private room for cheap for most of july so I won't be homeless yay :)

miss.a.p1600
06-26-2017, 06:46 AM
I really want to bounce up on a fine ass dude with a god like body ....... and ain't a dick in sight!

*sigh*

whirlerz
06-26-2017, 07:15 AM
[QUOTE=miss.a.p1600;2998428]I really want to bounce up on a fine ass dude with a god like body ....... and ain't a dick in sight!

*sigh*[/QUOTE

C'mon, Ms P] know you can do better, it's only Mon hon :)

miss.a.p1600
06-26-2017, 08:06 AM
Lol! Hahaha. It was last night and I was horny and tired and rambling. Maybe if i got off stripperwebs posting in petty annoyance.

Kind of one thing that's cool about the strip club is how easy it is to socialize with dudes some of which are totally infatuated lol. Straight ego boost and companionship (even if it is manufactured) which it just dawned on me that I could use more of. I know it's just businesses there But as far as real life it's like I'm stuck between wanting just a quick easy fling and the more hard to come by long term but more satisfying type relationship. Oh well.

I probably need to challenge myself this summer. Thanks for the idea. You actually have a point perhaps I'm holding myself back in a slick self sabotage way.

Vyanka
06-26-2017, 10:11 AM
Ugh. I got my period last night and I can't take aspirin for 3 weeks. I'm fucked. Going to work like that too. Fuck it.

On the bright side... sometimes I like how my body looks on my period. Wider hips, so my waist looks even smaller than what it is and my tits look fuller. Hello hourglass with a bitchy attitude.

WendiStarr
06-26-2017, 10:46 AM
Ok, what the heck is with exes who feel the need to suddenly reappear years later? I have no idea how the hell an ex from 10 years ago got my number but he did. It was probably from those stupid Spokeo websites that publicly posts peoples' phone numbers and addresses, ugh! Anyways, I moved with this dude 10 years ago to California in the hopes of becoming an actress. That didn't work out. He was super controlling, jealous, and always accused me of cheating if another man so much as looked at me while we were out together . Never mind the fact that I had moved from the other side of the country and knew absolutely no one in California but him. I ended up sneaking away and flying back to my home state after 2 months because I was worried that he might snap and kill me one day. Why in heck would he feel the need to contact me now, just to say,"Hey, what's up? How's life?" He said that he's coming to visit home town and wants to know if he can see me. I don't understand men. He's not the only ex to do this either. I've had three other exes contact me again, years later just to say hi, ask me how I'm doing, and pull the, "I just want to see you again, talk, blah blah blah". Why can't men just accept that they're no longer a part of your life? When I was still seeing fb I'd asked him about this and he said that as long as you gave a guy pussy at some point in his life, he'll always come back to try to get it again.

miss.a.p1600
06-26-2017, 11:58 AM
hell naw! I had a dude pull that same shit.

apologized for being a douche 10+ years ago, hitting me up in DM, presenting himself as single (but his babys moms tag him on every post) - Liar!, then had the audacity to ask "when can I see you?" "I can fly anywhere for free with my job" ........ well bitch fly your ass to the edge of outer space (one way ticket to that black hole) because I don't do backtracks, repeats, dick recycling, non of that.

This fool even had the gall to play the "I'm looking for a woman to walk down the aisle with" fake ass Im gonna sell you the marriage dream.

Girl I damn near lost my shit. Not only where you a douche back then but now you trying to insult my intelligence.

I expect financial reparations to overlook your past douche-like actions and if you don't come correct with some money (like if I hear the words Free, Cheap, No Money) I ignore the hell out of you.

Aurora_Sunset
06-26-2017, 05:14 PM
Friend who doesn't know what I do is posting all over social media about student debt, and how she's not specifically considering doing porn, but something maybe along those lines (so probably talking about dom work, cam work, stripping, or sugaring). And just to spite "the institution" and spit all over how high the tuition is. Or... something like that... Idk, she's not doing it in a "tongue-in-cheek," jokey, "guess I'll go stand on a corner har har har" type of way either. She's actually being serious. She would totally do something like, just for the "risque" and publicity factor, and post all about it all over the internet in the interest of being "unashamed and feminist."

I don't know why I still follow her. Such an attention whore.

Like the girls that "dip into stripping" for a week just to write a saucy article or something.

Aurora_Sunset
06-26-2017, 05:15 PM
Also, bf and I are on a break, by my request, as of yesterday. So... I'm dealing with the first day of that and trying to decide how I feel. So I'm extra cranky toward everything.

WendiStarr
06-26-2017, 07:17 PM
Friend who doesn't know what I do is posting all over social media about student debt, and how she's not specifically considering doing porn, but something maybe along those lines (so probably talking about dom work, cam work, stripping, or sugaring). And just to spite "the institution" and spit all over how high the tuition is. Or... something like that... Idk, she's not doing it in a "tongue-in-cheek," jokey, "guess I'll go stand on a corner har har har" type of way either. She's actually being serious. She would totally do something like, just for the "risque" and publicity factor, and post all about it all over the internet in the interest of being "unashamed and feminist."

I don't know why I still follow her. Such an attention whore.

Like the girls that "dip into stripping" for a week just to write a saucy article or something.

Oh, gosh. That sounds like one of my vanilla friends who tried camming for 5 days and suddenly turned it into a spectacle on Facebook about how degrading camming was and how awful the men treated her. I felt like saying,"Really? You think that is degrading? Try being homeless with a baby, living in a cheap motel, desperate for cash, trying to be a non-extra's stripper at a high extra's club, and sometimes coming home with only $20 a day because after everyone- the house mom, the overly grabby manager, the bouncer, dj, and valet took their cut that's all you were left with." But of course, I could not say that. It makes me mad when vanilla people work as a cam model/stripper/phone sex operator for one day and then write an article about it, as if they could possibly understand what it's really like just from 8 or less hours of doing it.

baer45
06-26-2017, 08:51 PM
Oh, gosh. That sounds like one of my vanilla friends who tried camming for 5 days and suddenly turned it into a spectacle on Facebook about how degrading camming was and how awful the men treated her. I felt like saying,"Really? You think that is degrading? Try being homeless with a baby, living in a cheap motel, desperate for cash, trying to be a non-extra's stripper at a high extra's club, and sometimes coming home with only $20 a day because after everyone- the house mom, the overly grabby manager, the bouncer, dj, and valet took their cut that's all you were left with." But of course, I could not say that. It makes me mad when vanilla people work as a cam model/stripper/phone sex operator for one day and then write an article about it, as if they could possibly understand what it's really like just from 8 or less hours of doing it.

Desperate for cash, been there, done that.

Aurora_Sunset
06-27-2017, 12:40 PM
I hate that those sites with click-through lists, like boredpanda, (you know, sites that basically EXIST for the explicit purpose of killing time on your phone) drain your phone battery so damn badly. In scrolling through 5 short pages of a 20 page article, my phone is down over 15% in battery life.

Meanwhile, 20 minutes of scrolling through facebook, SW, and the pinterest app, and my phone doesn't even go down 1% in battery. This drives me insane.

JessaJade
06-27-2017, 03:05 PM
I bumped into my ex ex boyfriend and he asked how 'the cat' is. He bought her for me after I had been saying how much I wanted a pet but wasn't sure I could commit to having one, and he made it clear he didn't want any responsibility for her when we split up...anyway, I was surprised how annoyed it made me that he referred to her that way...she has a name, idiot.

Glamourmilf
06-28-2017, 08:59 AM
Add to my distrust of doctors.....
I cracked a tooth over a year ago.
The dentist ( clinic), told me it needed to be pulled. But when I went in to have that done, my mouth wouldn't get numb.
I was so pissed off I just walked out.
Two other dentists I went to said that if I didn't get it pulled, I'd get an infection, blah blah blah. That they needed to put me under to do it. Put in an implant, all to the tune of $7,000.
I don't have insurance.

Well, the tooth fell out on it's own yesterday.
No blood, no pain. No infection.
Fuck off dentists!
It's a back tooth, so IDGAF!

LoveyDovey
06-28-2017, 09:03 AM
So my "father" completely cut me out of the will. Part of it was due to my evil twin sister's manipulations. I didn't want anything from that rapist any way, but it's just the principle. My twin is an ugly person and is definitely my father's daughter. Karma will find her. And the kicker is, I never did anything to her. She's jealous for so many reasons, mainly because I'm a decent human being who actually lives her life with integrity.

JessaJade
06-28-2017, 10:11 AM
Add to my distrust of doctors.....
I cracked a tooth over a year ago.
The dentist ( clinic), told me it needed to be pulled. But when I went in to have that done, my mouth wouldn't get numb.
I was so pissed off I just walked out.
Two other dentists I went to said that if I didn't get it pulled, I'd get an infection, blah blah blah. That they needed to put me under to do it. Put in an implant, all to the tune of $7,000.
I don't have insurance.

Well, the tooth fell out on it's own yesterday.
No blood, no pain. No infection.
Fuck off dentists!
It's a back tooth, so IDGAF!

I have been to the dentist about 4 times in maybe 12 years and my teeth are in great condition. Everyone I know who goes regularly is always having issues with their teeth and needing more and more stuff done. Could be a coincidence but I don't think so!

Two dentists I've met in a casual setting have also admitted to me they do sneaky stuff to make sure you need to come back for more treatment, its business after all.

WendiStarr
06-28-2017, 10:27 AM
^ Ha, that is SO true! One of my clients is a dentist and he basically admitted to me that yes, dentists do add on all kinds of shit to keep you coming back to them. If it makes them money, heck yeah they're all for it.

DonaDiabla
06-28-2017, 01:33 PM
Dudes who call my 1.99 direct-dial lines and say " Geez, you sure is expensive!" Ummm...okay. There are direct-dial lines that you can call for 35 cents if that is more your speed. :) If you are too cheap to afford 1.99, then I do not want you as an client and you blocked. :)

miss.a.p1600
06-28-2017, 01:41 PM
Shiiit I don't mind coming back ......... to an ethical yet fine ass dentist. One of the best ways to meet a sugar daddy I think (I haven't met one this way yet but have done a bit of seed planting/flirting with the single ones) is to hire professionals (aka seed money) who have high earnings and with insurance covering a portion of it - even better.

Omg Dona lol! I don't think cheap people realize how cheap they act and how it's a turn off especially the ones that can pay your fee but just extreme misers. Until I see men protesting for equal rights among the genders I feel like my financially dominatrix side has to come out.

WendiStarr
06-28-2017, 03:06 PM
This site is annoying me today. It keeps telling me to log in and once I log in, it kicks me off and tells me to log in again. It took me 7 tries just to finally post here.

xxxGothBarbie
06-28-2017, 03:20 PM
Yep it's been doing that to me for a few days now. It is so look annoying!

chanzep
06-28-2017, 05:34 PM
Me too, yesterday I was so tired after a long day I just gave up.
Also I don't think I drove good today in my driving lesson, I hope I will be better. I am going back to school also starting all over again, why did I not finish all this stuff years ago. Im not feeling good today. hopefully tomorrow I can be confident again. I spent most of my adulthood moving all the time after a messed up teenage life, I don't know why its bothering me today. Probably because my mother messaged me. My messed up past rarely bothers me but today it has. Ugh I need to shake it off. Tomorrow will be better.

miss.a.p1600
06-28-2017, 07:04 PM
I can't see how people eat Taco Bell. This shit tastes like it came out the microwave. I should have went to chipolte and get waaaaay better food for roughly he same price.

This is worse than prison food.

chanzep
06-28-2017, 07:17 PM
^its so nasty, I had it once and was like eww.
So there is a new season of Catfish, Im like how is this still happening if somebody will not facetime or skpe you why would you ttalk to them for years then be surprised they are fake.

miss.a.p1600
06-28-2017, 07:52 PM
Hahaha will need to trade stomachs and tastebuds. I had the power meal bowl and the second time eating it ..... it taste just as microwaved as it did the first time. Lesson learned.

I love Taco Bell and I HATE Chipoltle.



Oh okay. At least I know I'm not the only one having login issues but now that makes me question is the site secure from hackers if they keep having all these errors n shit.

And talking about Kim Jong Un creeps me out. What if he Registered as a woman and tried to surppress the content about him.

WendiStarr
06-28-2017, 08:09 PM
For some reason all of the main hallways of the apartment buildings I live in are lit up except mine. The lights are supposed to automatically come on at 6pm. There are no light switches out there. Nazi landlord lady is the only one who can turn it on. I guess both lightbulbs just so happened to burn out in my building? I heard a noise in the hallway, looked out the peephole, and it's pitch black. That is scary as fuck and I'm creeped out. I'm glad I don't have to go out anywhere tonight. I can't imagine having to walk out there into the darkness. That is a safety hazard because well, potential creeps could be lurking about at night and then there's the issue of you know, two flights of stairs. Weird.

snakesandmonkeys
06-28-2017, 08:30 PM
Getting a stupid summer cold. And I know it's because I said one too many times "I haven't gotten sick all year!"
I know better than to say that shit out loud :)

xStacey
06-28-2017, 09:20 PM
Ok so I have two very eager regulars who are planning to come visit me in Asia during my internship. However, from the very few OTC experiences I've had, I'm assuming they expect my time to be free. Again, another problem I wouldn't be having if I were an escort, but as a dancer/bodyrub provider there's always this gray zone area whenever it's outside work hours... -_- I'm not sure I will agree to see them and why do I always feel bad about having to talk about money, when they don't feel bad at all at 40-50 years old and expecting to date a girl half their age for free... ?!

I will be working for a large law firm in Asia that serves Fortune 500 companies so obviously they have the means to pay me, but I will be interning for free this summer -_- (they say if I go back for a longer internship I will be paid...), so I could make some money on the side, except I don't think there are strip clubs where I will be staying and if there are, the money probably isn't worth it because cost of living is cheap over there.

One of them is a regular from abroad, but the other one is the annoying regular I posted about awhile ago. He hasn't visited since February (the only time he took 2 hours and then when came time to pay me he was like that's so expensive?!), but he still e-mails me all the time like wtf, I ignored them and he still e-mails me, but when I say I'm unavailable outside of work hours he's like oh sorry I won't be in the city the week-end you work LOL how convenient. It's the first time a customer boycott me like this and then keep asking me to see him outside, so I'm pretty sure this one expects it to be free that he's flying to come see me. Usually the client gives in and comes back to see me at work or they stop and come back but not as often, but this is the first time somebody stops coming but still contacts me persistently like this. What a loser, I feel sorry for his wife -_- I just feel like replying look, if you're not visiting me at work, I don't have time to e-mail so next time you wonder if I'm working, you can just look at the schedule on the website.

seashell
06-28-2017, 11:00 PM
Wow... my dad just crossed the line with me on Facebook. I clicked on an art event to show that I'm interested in going, and I forgot that Facebook broadcasts this to all of your friends... it's an open studio life drawing event, so there is a nude model. My dad just messaged me to ask, "Do they provide their own female nudes, or do you have to bring your own?" WTF. I haven't talked to him in months because he's a giant asshole, and he told me on father's day that he was so glad I texted him. I sent him literally one text out of all the times he's attempted to reach out to me. And he thinks being a pervert on FB messenger is going to make me want to talk to him?

God... I didn't want to block him, but I think I'm going to have to.

ETA: Blocked him. Thinking about unfriending him. Hope he doesn't try to text me.

miss.a.p1600
06-29-2017, 06:50 AM
This isn't North Korea is it? Lol.

I always feel weird about the money thing too. Deep down I want them to be the men they claim to be and do something called initiate.

I had one regular who kept trying to see me outside the club and it took this trick 3 visits in club to finally get the hint and offer money for me spending my time entertaining him. Sadly I still declined just because I got the feel he would be too thirsty (I hate controlling men who act like since they paid you that means they run shit - um no) and his offer wasn't worth all the time and extra shit sooooo he unfortunately got the string along treatment.


Ok so I have two very eager regulars who are planning to come visit me in Asia during my internship. However, from the very few OTC experiences I've had, I'm assuming they expect my time to be free. Again, another problem I wouldn't be having if I were an escort, but as a dancer/bodyrub provider there's always this gray zone area whenever it's outside work hours... -_- I'm not sure I will agree to see them and why do I always feel bad about having to talk about money, when they don't feel bad at all at 40-50 years old and expecting to date a girl half their age for free... ?!

I will be working for a large law firm in Asia that serves Fortune 500 companies so obviously they have the means to pay me, but I will be interning for free this summer -_- (they say if I go back for a longer internship I will be paid...), so I could make some money on the side, except I don't think there are strip clubs where I will be staying and if there are, the money probably isn't worth it because cost of living is cheap over there.

One of them is a regular from abroad, but the other one is the annoying regular I posted about awhile ago. He hasn't visited since February (the only time he took 2 hours and then when came time to pay me he was like that's so expensive?!), but he still e-mails me all the time like wtf, I ignored them and he still e-mails me, but when I say I'm unavailable outside of work hours he's like oh sorry I won't be in the city the week-end you work LOL how convenient. It's the first time a customer boycott me like this and then keep asking me to see him outside, so I'm pretty sure this one expects it to be free that he's flying to come see me. Usually the client gives in and comes back to see me at work or they stop and come back but not as often, but this is the first time somebody stops coming but still contacts me persistently like this. What a loser, I feel sorry for his wife -_- I just feel like replying look, if you're not visiting me at work, I don't have time to e-mail so next time you wonder if I'm working, you can just look at the schedule on the website.

xStacey
06-29-2017, 07:16 AM
This isn't North Korea is it? Lol.

I always feel weird about the money thing too. Deep down I want them to be the men they claim to be and do something called initiate.

I had one regular who kept trying to see me outside the club and it took this trick 3 visits in club to finally get the hint and offer money for me spending my time entertaining him. Sadly I still declined just because I got the feel he would be too thirsty (I hate controlling men who act like since they paid you that means they run shit - um no) and his offer wasn't worth all the time and extra shit sooooo he unfortunately got the string along treatment.

Hahaha no lmao not North Korea

Glamourmilf
06-29-2017, 07:28 AM
I have been to the dentist about 4 times in maybe 12 years and my teeth are in great condition. Everyone I know who goes regularly is always having issues with their teeth and needing more and more stuff done. Could be a coincidence but I don't think so!

Two dentists I've met in a casual setting have also admitted to me they do sneaky stuff to make sure you need to come back for more treatment, its business after all.

Believe it.
I went in yesterday to get an estimate on an implant, cause, of course they wouldn't give a quote over the phone.
When I got there, they said they'd need an x-ray first. Explained that I don't have insurance. Dentist cut me a deal. $35 for 1 x-ray.
Prognosis: The root of the tooth is still there, and needs to be surgically removed.
If I DON'T do it immediately, I will die from the infection.
Everytime I swallow I'm putting myself in grave danger. Hmm. Is that so? My tooth has been like this for over a year.
My response....
"Well, it's been a long and wonderful life, so I guess this is good bye. God bless you and goodnight."
Everyone on the staff starting laughing.
Because they realized that I realized how ridiculous and dramatic they were being.

xStacey
06-29-2017, 07:46 AM
Ok so after a good night of sleep, I think I'll just ignore all his e-mails from now on. Since he's not booking, I'm not gonna waste my time discussing about possible OTC with him since that seems to be what's turning him on. I won't be in Canada for 7 weeks anyway, when I get back, I'm not even gonna let him know because he probably wouldn't book because he's in Europe again ::) and ask to see me outside. So from now on he can check out the website's schedule if he's willing to pay for a session, otherwise he's a regular I can drop.

xStacey
06-29-2017, 07:51 AM
Last night a stupid young guy :

Him : So you never sleep with clients outside of here ?
Me : Oh that would be way too expensive for you to afford.
Him: No, but I mean for free !
Me : Have sex with clients for free outside ?! Why would I wanna do that ?!
Him : For pleasure.
Me: Hahaha that one is funny.
Him : A lot of women would kill you for that.
Me : I'd rather not get killed.

Describes exactly the mentality of men in their 40-50s too !

Aurora_Sunset
06-29-2017, 08:14 AM
When I was a relatively new member here, I started a thread, asking a question, and no one responded to it. When I tried to bump it, I got some snarky "do a search, this has already been discussed" answer. And that was it. The thread died. Like 6 months later, a better-known and well-liked member started literally an identical thread with the exact same title and question.

That thread is still being updated and responded to, for pages and pages, 5 years later.

I mean, fine, I finally got my answer. But wth? lol

miss.a.p1600
06-29-2017, 08:32 AM
Reminds me of the auto consultant I will never use again. Not only did this fool have a shrine to another man regarding his political beliefs (like dude I came for car service not to be bombarded with political propaganda) but He always makes it seem like my car will spontaneously combust if I don't get xyz service RIGHT NOW. I'm like dude chill out, get some pussy from your bertha looking wife (who I have no idea how she tolerates you), and quit stressing me out.




Believe it.
I went in yesterday to get an estimate on an implant, cause, of course they wouldn't give a quote over the phone.
When I got there, they said they'd need an x-ray first. Explained that I don't have insurance. Dentist cut me a deal. $35 for 1 x-ray.
Prognosis: The root of the tooth is still there, and needs to be surgically removed.
If I DON'T do it immediately, I will die from the infection.
Everytime I swallow I'm putting myself in grave danger. Hmm. Is that so? My tooth has been like this for over a year.
My response....
"Well, it's been a long and wonderful life, so I guess this is good bye. God bless you and goodnight."
Everyone on the staff starting laughing.
Because they realized that I realized how ridiculous and dramatic they were being.

WendiStarr
06-29-2017, 08:45 AM
Migraine headache and nausea. "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Glamourmilf
06-29-2017, 12:22 PM
Reminds me of the auto consultant I will never use again. Not only did this fool have a shrine to another man regarding his political beliefs (like dude I came for car service not to be bombarded with political propaganda) but He always makes it seem like my car will spontaneously combust if I don't get xyz service RIGHT NOW. I'm like dude chill out, get some pussy from your bertha looking wife (who I have no idea how she tolerates you), and quit stressing me out.

Lol! That's what a mechanic said when my check engine light went on 3 days before Christmas.
Break booster missing a bolt. Breaks will fail if I drive it.
I told him I was new to the area, and could he talk to my brother who is a mechanic.
He chilled the fuck out.

baer45
06-29-2017, 05:58 PM
My car needs a new set of tire. My mechanic told me that last October. I will try to get a set before one of them breaks, $700 bucks though.

miss.a.p1600
06-29-2017, 08:05 PM
Came to the frozen yogurt shop just so I could eat outside. Four tables and 3 open. I see a group of people leaving and as soon as I pay and head out I realize these fuckface beyotches done took all the tables. I feel like having a Carrie moment and using telepathy to burn the whole patio down with them there. Uggghhhh!

chanzep
06-29-2017, 10:45 PM
Today was a much better day, but I called a womens gyno place and they said no appointments until August wtf. All the others that look decent are far.

Legz541
06-30-2017, 05:31 AM
Girls going off on rants about how their pussy is priceless, or numbers like $500,000 as long as he's attractive. I know escorting is not for everyone (not for me) but don't act like if a guy laid $50k in front of you you'd not even consider it after I just saw you getting your nipples sucked on during a $20 dance. Bitch please.

miss.a.p1600
06-30-2017, 07:42 AM
I have an annoying ass neighbor who talks so loud on the phone and she's always complaining and she has this whiny chain smoker voice. I have visions of calling popos on her, hoping she resists arrest just so I can see them rough her up. I would send popo a care basket and money for handling my lightweights.

Glamourmilf
06-30-2017, 08:19 AM
I have an annoying ass neighbor who talks so loud on the phone and she's always complaining and she has this whiny chain smoker voice. I have visions of calling popos on her, hoping she resists arrest just so I can see them rough her up. I would send popo a care basket and money for handling my lightweights.

I'll trade you her, for my chain-smoking neighbors on both sides of me that cough up a lung every minute of every day.
Oh, and blast base sounding music from early morning until 2 am.
My landlord won't do shit about it, either.

whirlerz
06-30-2017, 08:21 AM
Popo care basket?
U KILL me Ms P!

Which brings me to:
Dreading the holiday cause I don't know what kinda yahoo fucks are gonna be staying & their noise

Glamourmilf
06-30-2017, 08:44 AM
Popo care basket?
U KILL me Ms P!

Which brings me to:
Dreading the holiday cause I don't know what kinda yahoo fucks are gonna be staying & their noise

If it gets bad, you and I can chip in and get an Airbnb.