View Full Version : Feeling pissy today. Petty annoyances, what do you have?
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-16-2018, 08:42 AM
Family who exaggerate the truth for drama and post it on social media for some excitement to their sad little lives.
Note to family member: We all know the truth and you're just making yourself look small.
Hahaahah!!!!! Yeah that is so common during the holidays.
Petty annoyance- how did the apartment get this dirty? ugh
Elektra Luxx
12-16-2018, 09:14 AM
^^^
OMG! We are dedicating the day to cleaning up. Bf allowed someone to live with him who has very little domestic skills, the apartment looks like a crime scene.
AChildOfBoredom
12-16-2018, 11:41 AM
^^^
OMG! We are dedicating the day to cleaning up. Bf allowed someone to live with him who has very little domestic skills, the apartment looks like a crime scene.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will never allow that to happen here. Everyone here understands that they are to pull their own weight when it comes to keeping the place clean. And they’re pretty good about it, otherwise I’d have to go out and buy a cattle prod.
WendiStarr
12-16-2018, 12:54 PM
Someone posted an ad on EM using my sw phone # and my (faceless) pics. It's super annoying because I NEVER give out phone # until after I have screened them. I'm getting bombarded with "hi", "u avail now?", "hey what's up?", and "do u have more pix?", along with dumb, explicit questions crap. EM sucks for getting them them to remove the ad. I don't have patience to deal with texting and trying to get random asshats to screen. I'm probably going to have to cancel this number and create another one, so annoying.
Elektra Luxx
12-16-2018, 11:01 PM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will never allow that to happen here. Everyone here understands that they are to pull their own weight when it comes to keeping the place clean. And they’re pretty good about it, otherwise I’d have to go out and buy a cattle prod.
Bf says this person is very difficult to live with. She's moved in and made herself at home. Very rude.
AChildOfBoredom
12-17-2018, 02:32 PM
Bf says this person is very difficult to live with. She's moved in and made herself at home. Very rude.
I’ve been fortunate in that my roommates have been good about cleaning up after themselves. I had one from my second set of roommates who I caught more than once humping the furniture, though.
Elektra Luxx
12-17-2018, 03:06 PM
I’ve been fortunate in that my roommates have been good about cleaning up after themselves. I had one from my second set of roommates who I caught more than once humping the furniture, though.
Oh BTW, his roommate is me.
I was trying to be funny, but ...not so much.
When I was about 13, my cousin was spending the night. I showered to get ready for the day. I head back to my bedroom to find my cousin humping the bedroom door. I mean he was pounding the shit out of it. I surprised him and he ran off to the bathroom yelling "NO, NO, NO"!!!. I was so embarrassed, for him too. I just said "it's okay, let's not talk about it" and we never talk about it again.
WendiStarr
12-17-2018, 03:23 PM
^ humping the door?! That's a new one. I've never heard of that one and I grew up with 4 boys.
The pre-holiday slow down is here this week or maybe it's just the Monday blahs, not sure but I'm hoping work picks up soon.
AChildOfBoredom
12-17-2018, 03:37 PM
Oh BTW, his roommate is me.
I was trying to be funny, but ...not so much.
When I was about 13, my cousin was spending the night. I showered to get ready for the day. I head back to my bedroom to find my cousin humping the bedroom door. I mean he was pounding the shit out of it. I surprised him and he ran off to the bathroom yelling "NO, NO, NO"!!!. I was so embarrassed, for him too. I just said "it's okay, let's not talk about it" and we never talk about it again.
Humping the door is a new one to me, too. This roommate, she went for armrests.
Elektra Luxx
12-17-2018, 04:40 PM
^^^
He had his pants around his ankles, his hands on the top of the door and he was pulling the door into his hard-on over and over and over. He was really getting into it because he didn't stop until I called his name. I was taken aback. He was my favorite cousin and were very close at the time.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
12-17-2018, 04:56 PM
^^^
He had his pants around his ankles, his hands on the top of the door and he was pulling the door into his hard-on over and over and over. He was really getting into it because he didn't stop until I called his name. I was taken aback. He was my favorite cousin and were very close at the time.
My reaction after reading this
https://media.giphy.com/media/Ax1JUM9QI942Y/giphy.gif
I have a brother and I thank God Ive never walked in on him doing anything like that. My Dad told us to make really loud noises to let him know we were nearby. At first I didnt understand why? But then I saw the tissue piles in his bathroom and figured it out. Boys are gross.
Pokahantas
12-17-2018, 05:39 PM
Oh BTW, his roommate is me.
I was trying to be funny, but ...not so much.
When I was about 13, my cousin was spending the night. I showered to get ready for the day. I head back to my bedroom to find my cousin humping the bedroom door. I mean he was pounding the shit out of it. I surprised him and he ran off to the bathroom yelling "NO, NO, NO"!!!. I was so embarrassed, for him too. I just said "it's okay, let's not talk about it" and we never talk about it again.
Omg that’s hilarious lol
miss.a.p1600
12-17-2018, 05:42 PM
When you take a sick day off work but can’t truly relax cause these mfs texting and emailing asking fifty lleven question about how and when you gone do your work when you get back and sending emails adding on extra duties n shit.
They get on my mf nerves!!!!
seashell
12-18-2018, 02:48 AM
Just had an awful conversation with a guy I slept with, and was basically in love with, about STD's. He accused me of giving him one, said I was the only person it could have come from based on the time frames. I guess he found out because a girl accused HIM of having it.
I don't even know what to say. I need to get tested. It's just HPV, which I thought was super common and everybody had it? But he didn't like it when I said that. lol. He's Croatian, and maybe it's different there...?
Well, there goes that relationship. Ugh. I feel like I'm going to be sick.
AChildOfBoredom
12-18-2018, 05:12 AM
^^^
He had his pants around his ankles, his hands on the top of the door and he was pulling the door into his hard-on over and over and over. He was really getting into it because he didn't stop until I called his name. I was taken aback. He was my favorite cousin and were very close at the time.
I don’t get it. That sounds kinda rough, and guys act like any rough handling leads to perpetual torment, yet they’ll make punching each other in the junk into a game??
I do appreciate the creativity… that’s certainly thinking outside the box. Whereas I’m quite vanilla going about it, and I feel like I don’t do it nearly often enough… I seized the opportunity while I was at work last time, and it had been almost seven months before that. It’s kinda cruel, because I’m considerably more apt to getting horny than that. Que sera sera, though.
seashell
12-18-2018, 07:01 AM
I don’t get it. That sounds kinda rough, and guys act like any rough handling leads to perpetual torment, yet they’ll make punching each other in the junk into a game??
I do appreciate the creativity… that’s certainly thinking outside the box. Whereas I’m quite vanilla going about it, and I feel like I don’t do it nearly often enough… I seized the opportunity while I was at work last time, and it had been almost seven months before that. It’s kinda cruel, because I’m considerably more apt to getting horny than that. Que sera sera, though.
I can't stop laughing... but wow, that must hurt?! XD
I agree... My masturbation sounds so boring, compared to all the things men experiment with.
Ladycaxe
12-18-2018, 07:33 AM
I'm tired of trying 2 conform to societies materialistic expectations.
lemme start at the fact that I uber eVERywhere.
I dont have a car. I dont really like driving, it's a big responsibility and quite frankly it scares me *cry laugh*
But I thought I would look into getting one.
Saw I could finance a car for around 100 $ a month *okay easy*
then looked up insurance quotes and saw I'll be at an estimated 200 $ a month for that !
like bish wtf ! I thought it would be like 80 $ lmao !
So , I"m just like, please tell me the point. I do spend "a lot" on ride share, average 300 or more (work is only 10-16$ round trip, but errands and stuff add up)
but its like, I already live in a slightly unsafe neighborhood with an pretty open parking lot
I hate driving
Id also have to factor in gas, possible repairs and
the fact that my driving anxietal ass could hit someone or get hit or go too slow on the freeway (like usual)
I gotta just be grateful for what I have yo.
I might not have the most high end apartment, but its cute and inexpensive [+ all utilities paid] and right in the city and close 2 work.
I might not have a car , and might not have one for a while, or ever LMAO, but,
at least I dont have all the other stress that comes with having a vehicle !
plus the pay as u go aspect of ride sharing is pretty convenient...
maaaan. imma just kickback and stack this money. fuck trying to add other things on my plate that truly, dont matter that much at all.
<33333333333333
#moreinternalgrowthcomingsoon lol
Ladycaxe
12-18-2018, 07:34 AM
also I posted that post on my "birthday " (6:33am, my bday is 6/3)
I SWEAR the universe is ALWAYS trying to let me know that ITS OKAY BABY!!!!!
Glamourmilf
12-18-2018, 08:25 AM
I'm tired of trying 2 conform to societies materialistic expectations.
lemme start at the fact that I uber eVERywhere.
I dont have a car. I dont really like driving, it's a big responsibility and quite frankly it scares me *cry laugh*
But I thought I would look into getting one.
Saw I could finance a car for around 100 $ a month *okay easy*
then looked up insurance quotes and saw I'll be at an estimated 200 $ a month for that !
like bish wtf ! I thought it would be like 80 $ lmao !
So , I"m just like, please tell me the point. I do spend "a lot" on ride share, average 300 or more (work is only 10-16$ round trip, but errands and stuff add up)
but its like, I already live in a slightly unsafe neighborhood with an pretty open parking lot
I hate driving
Id also have to factor in gas, possible repairs and
the fact that my driving anxietal ass could hit someone or get hit or go too slow on the freeway (like usual)
I gotta just be grateful for what I have yo.
I might not have the most high end apartment, but its cute and inexpensive [+ all utilities paid] and right in the city and close 2 work.
I might not have a car , and might not have one for a while, or ever LMAO, but,
at least I dont have all the other stress that comes with having a vehicle !
plus the pay as u go aspect of ride sharing is pretty convenient...
maaaan. imma just kickback and stack this money. fuck trying to add other things on my plate that truly, dont matter that much at all.
<33333333333333
#moreinternalgrowthcomingsoon lol
Good for you to realize, ( before) you buy a car, what a HUGE financial responsibility it is.
My car needed some major repairs. When I asked my friends for a referral of a mechanic, they all said the same thing.
" Your car is old, so just buy a new one."
Bitch, no! Not unless you're willing to put up the down payment, pay the high registration fee, insurance, and monthly note.
My car has been paid off for 12 years, my insurance is low, and registration is nominal.
I'm the original owner, and always take care of it. Oil changes, etc.
Plus, it's a 1997 Mustang convertible, and only has 90 thousand miles on it!
It's my second Mustang, and it runs great.
I swear. If I listened to half the bs people wanted me to do, I'd be in the poor house.
Ladycaxe
12-18-2018, 08:40 AM
Good for you to realize, ( before) you buy a car, what a HUGE financial responsibility it is.
My car needed some major repairs. When I asked my friends for a referral of a mechanic, they all said the same thing.
" Your car is old, so just buy a new one."
Bitch, no! Not unless you're willing to put up the down payment, pay the high registration fee, insurance, and monthly note.
My car has been paid off for 12 years, my insurance is low, and registration is nominal.
I'm the original owner, and always take care of it. Oil changes, etc.
Plus, it's a 1997 Mustang convertible, and only has 90 thousand miles on it!
It's my second Mustang, and it runs great.
I swear. If I listened to half the bs people wanted me to do, I'd be in the poor house.
a 97 mustang w less than 100k,dang ! that must be ur baybayy! <3 haha.
I love mustangs.
I didn't even think about a registration fee. oil changes too. oh jeez.
*calls a Lyft*
"I swear. If I listened to half the bs people wanted me to do, I'd be in the poor house."
good ass point as well !!!!!
miss.a.p1600
12-18-2018, 04:53 PM
Omg!!!!
Fuckers I am out on a sick day!!! Stop emailing me asking when I’m going to be back, stop telling me about work duties I need to complete, stop asking me about work.....I’m taking NyQuil and sleeping through all your inquiries.....leave me alone so I can recover.... shit!!!!!
I swear I’d be in the hospital on my death bed and these bitches would be asking me “so when are you coming back to work” “so I know you are incapacitated but just so you know that report is due on my desk by 5pm”
Leave me tf alone!!!
miss.a.p1600
12-18-2018, 10:58 PM
Just had an awful conversation with a guy I slept with, and was basically in love with, about STD's. He accused me of giving him one, said I was the only person it could have come from based on the time frames. I guess he found out because a girl accused HIM of having it.
I don't even know what to say. I need to get tested. It's just HPV, which I thought was super common and everybody had it? But he didn't like it when I said that. lol. He's Croatian, and maybe it's different there...?
Well, there goes that relationship. Ugh. I feel like I'm going to be sick.
I had a similar situation happen. In my case, Philandering dude had the audacity to accuse me of giving him clamydia and I was like bruh .... who else you been with? He admitted to raw fucking some broad who he suspected to be recklessly promiscuous.
I felt like the idiot of the century - trusting some asshole who could care less about his own health let alone mine.
I didn’t walk i RAN to planned parenthood and got tested. Thank the heavens I dodged a bullet and did not have clamydia but it damn sure was a giant wake up call for me.
Anyhow there is no test for hpv in dudes so unless they show physical signs such as warts in their groin area then they can pass it and have no clue they have it. That’s why it’s so common cause men are carriers and don’t know it half the time.
people freak out cause while some people are asymptomatic, others have constant health issues related to hpv (warts, cervical cancers, irregular paps, etc).
Try not to stress though you need your immune system to be in top shape rn just in case.
Glamourmilf
12-19-2018, 07:33 AM
a 97 mustang w less than 100k,dang ! that must be ur baybayy! <3 haha.
I love mustangs.
I didn't even think about a registration fee. oil changes too. oh jeez.
*calls a Lyft*
"I swear. If I listened to half the bs people wanted me to do, I'd be in the poor house."
good ass point as well !!!!!
Yes, my 'Stang' is my baby, for sure.
Mustangs can run well, even into the 200 thousand miles range, if taken care of.
I belong to a Mustang club, so I know for a fact that they do.
*Yesterday, as I was getting into my 'Stang', I noticed that my neighbor had a mechanic out there. The car that she recently bought was taken apart. Everything, even the engine was out on the ground.
Hours later, when I returned, it was still like that.
She was one of the people who told me to get a new car, when I asked her if she knew of a mechanic.::)
Exactly what I know could happen when you buy a used car.
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-19-2018, 08:12 AM
I'm tired of trying 2 conform to societies materialistic expectations.
lemme start at the fact that I uber eVERywhere.
I dont have a car. I dont really like driving, it's a big responsibility and quite frankly it scares me *cry laugh*
But I thought I would look into getting one.
Saw I could finance a car for around 100 $ a month *okay easy*
then looked up insurance quotes and saw I'll be at an estimated 200 $ a month for that !
like bish wtf ! I thought it would be like 80 $ lmao !
So , I"m just like, please tell me the point. I do spend "a lot" on ride share, average 300 or more (work is only 10-16$ round trip, but errands and stuff add up)
but its like, I already live in a slightly unsafe neighborhood with an pretty open parking lot
I hate driving
Id also have to factor in gas, possible repairs and
the fact that my driving anxietal ass could hit someone or get hit or go too slow on the freeway (like usual)
I gotta just be grateful for what I have yo.
I might not have the most high end apartment, but its cute and inexpensive [+ all utilities paid] and right in the city and close 2 work.
I might not have a car , and might not have one for a while, or ever LMAO, but,
at least I dont have all the other stress that comes with having a vehicle !
plus the pay as u go aspect of ride sharing is pretty convenient...
maaaan. imma just kickback and stack this money. fuck trying to add other things on my plate that truly, dont matter that much at all.
<33333333333333
#moreinternalgrowthcomingsoon lol
Driving is so over rated. Cars are expensive, and (statistically) you can come to more risk of harm/fatality driving than using trains, buses or cabs for transportation.
I only keep a car since I live in a Snow Belt area and need it for safe travel. BUT if I lived where mass transit was a thing I'd ditch my car.
Pro tip- you can always ask friends for driving lessons to keep defensive driving skills current without having to own a car or drive all over the place all the time. Driving well is like riding a bike, once you learn how you retain that skill.
WendiStarr
12-19-2018, 12:22 PM
Last minute cancellations. I find that so annoying. I could've stayed in comfy clothes, left my hair wavy and wild, and not bothered with makeup and perfume.
MyButter
12-19-2018, 12:56 PM
I'm so miffed.
On the escort side of things: What exactly is the benefit of blatantly insulting a client's wife's physical appearance? Is it to create some sort of insecurity in the hope's that he'll increase encounters or something?
I dont get it.
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-19-2018, 01:02 PM
I'm so miffed.
On the escort side of things: What exactly is the benefit of blatantly insulting a client's wife's physical appearance? Is it to create some sort of insecurity in the hope's that he'll increase encounters or something?
I dont get it.
Can you elaborate? My rule of thumb was "The less said about Wife the better!"
MyButter
12-19-2018, 01:21 PM
Can you elaborate? My rule of thumb was "The less said about Wife the better!"
He asked his favorite about a double and clarified that it would be with his wife. She requested pictures because she "only likes pretty girls" He sent body shots and she re-stated that she "only likes pretty girls". She wanted a face pic, he was hesitant. She said it wasn't going to work out because she only likes pretty girls. He thanked her for her time. Then she followed up with some lines about how she still wanted to see him. Then she asked if I knew that he played with her. He said yes, but he didn't think I'd be comfortable with him continuing to see someone that insinuated d that I wasn't pretty enough to play. Then she changed her tune but kept subtly alluding to how much work it would be for her.
It was just weird. Wouldn't a simple "no" have been easier? Or couldn't she have used different terminology?
carmen_b
12-19-2018, 04:25 PM
^ It sounds like she just doesn't want to see women but doesn't want to admit it and was just stalling hoping he would see just her.
MyButter
12-19-2018, 04:37 PM
^ It sounds like she just doesn't want to see women but doesn't want to admit it and was just stalling hoping he would see just her.
Oh, okay! That makes sense. I guess I'm reading too much into it.
I totally forgot that it was the holiday season, too.
carmen_b
12-19-2018, 04:41 PM
I feel like I'm out of my mind today.
I just have this horrible awareness that my ex and I " broke " our family ( couple + dog = family ).
This is the one I neglected Jan. - June ( nutshell ). I really didn't even realize what I was doing at the time. I thought we were so solid. 7 years.
He left me for a ex basically ( so sneaky too, getting in touch a month before our break up ). I’m still shocked sometimes.
I feel so out of my mind that I would even consider taking him back.
I'm just shocked that my mind even went there 4 months later.
Cannabis is to blame here. Don't eat edibles with any free time the next day to think.
sammy1989
12-19-2018, 06:25 PM
It's only after 830am and already I didn't get a pay deposit and will probably have to wait for a check to be mailed. I attempted to make clips and look hideous in all of them. I put on my favorite cami for free chat to discover the dog ate all the gems off of one of the sides.
Also, when will my computer learn that I never use the word (or intend to go) "Camping"? I always mean 'cami' or camming'.
Anyone else care to share? I made this thread here instead of life support for minor but aggravating stuff.
granted, I'm coming back after a long time off, but when things went 'wrong' is what my audience seemed to respond to the most! Like your cami....your audience may love hearing about how your dog at the gems off of it! One day I was doing a show for a audience of something like 10 guys, and while I was slipping out of my dress I lost my balance and fell into my chair! I regrouped and just kept going. I got a load of tips and some faithful followers who spent the whole show laughing at my mistake. They Loved it! go figure.
Jalena
12-19-2018, 06:44 PM
The one day I am not on my computer until evening, it potentially bites me in the arse.
I had a FB private message from a local straight business I applied to, asking if I am available for an interview tomorrow. I am, and replied as such ... but only saw it this evening after dinner and it had been sent around 11am. I worked last night (2nd shift at new club :) ) and didn't even get up til 11am, and just spent the day relaxing.
I also plan to work tomorrow evening and the club is an hour away. Gotta be up early tomorrow morning to see if they still want me to come tomorrow for the interview. I am hoping, if so, it will be a morning thing because I still need to go buy another gown and a mini dress for the club.
ETA: They got back to me and want me to be there at 1600 for an interview. So no club clothes shopping, and no club, til Saturday. I am both happy for the PT straight-job possibility and thoroughly annoyed at not getting to work tomorrow evening, although it is December so Idk why I should be feeling so pissy about missing a dancing shift. I came home last night with $89 ffs.
miss.a.p1600
12-19-2018, 07:37 PM
So I asked a hot coworker to help me open a drawer.....and while my mind is about to go into fantasy land this dumb bitch aka my arch nemesis starts slick flirting with him and the sound of her voice totally ruined my fantasy.
Ladycaxe
12-19-2018, 10:34 PM
yesss.
I'm down to at least rent a car one of these days. maybe a road trip.
Driving is so over rated. Cars are expensive, and (statistically) you can come to more risk of harm/fatality driving than using trains, buses or cabs for transportation.
I only keep a car since I live in a Snow Belt area and need it for safe travel. BUT if I lived where mass transit was a thing I'd ditch my car.
Pro tip- you can always ask friends for driving lessons to keep defensive driving skills current without having to own a car or drive all over the place all the time. Driving well is like riding a bike, once you learn how you retain that skill.
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-20-2018, 07:12 AM
yesss.
I'm down to at least rent a car one of these days. maybe a road trip.
Rental cars are the way to go. I've done it several times on trips, and my family has rented vans for family trips (to make co-ordinating the event easier.) My favorite car rental co. is Enterprise because they go above and beyond to keep your business. Plus most of their vehicles are brand new.
Vyanka
12-20-2018, 02:31 PM
So I asked a hot coworker to help me open a drawer.....and while my mind is about to go into fantasy land this dumb bitch aka my arch nemesis starts slick flirting with him and the sound of her voice totally ruined my fantasy.
Next time cut into the conversation and change the subject. Lol
Jalena
12-20-2018, 06:53 PM
Next time cut into the conversation and change the subject. Lol
Right! Treat her like a cutthroat slag at the club who's trying to worm her way in on the sale!
miss.a.p1600
12-20-2018, 09:48 PM
^ I made sure to interrupt her talking to male coworker she has a crush on.
Caught him checking me out while I was walking and and then walked smooth in between them as they were talking.
Take that bih!
Love you ladies advice!!!
carmen_b
12-20-2018, 10:37 PM
I'll be within two hours of this OLD club tomorrow or Sat. I used to work 7-8 years ago ! I wanted to pop in and work a night but I can't reach them! Google number / facebook number ( different numbers ) are both not working. I've tried everything on the first page of Google. Hmmmmm. It's a far drive to just go.
This little place has a strong hold on my heart because I still remember running out of money in 2010 in this area and they pretty much booked me with a phone call / text of photo and let me come work immediately. ;)
Nothing like a " yes, come now and make money " attitude to warm my heart .
It's in south west Wyoming. Anyone working that area by chance that could give me a current report ( don't quote please as I'm on the move anyway and won't be here long )? I've got time to kill Dec. 27 - Jan. 5 or so before I need to be anywhere.
AChildOfBoredom
12-21-2018, 07:49 AM
Stupid motherfuckers at work. They bogged a truck in mud and decided they were going to winch it out. I tried telling them that they were doing it wrong, that cable wasn’t rated for the amount of resistance they were dealing with, and it was going to snap and possibly injure someone if they didn’t run it through snatch blocks. But what could me and my vagina possibly know about this stuff? I’ve only been a tow truck operator and been WreckMaster certified. So of course my feeble female mind couldn’t contribute anything useful. So they winched, and as I (correctly, but it must’ve been a lucky guess on my part), the cable snapped, whipped around, and put a huge gash in this guy’s leg. Fortunately, it didn’t cut to the femoral artery, or he’d probably be dead now.
I feel like it’s my fault. I mean, I had no authority over them to tell them to stop, but if I’d been born with a wang swinging between my legs, I could’ve whipped it out, pointed at it, told them, “here’s my subject matter expertise”, and they’d have probably taken me seriously. Can you get those surgically attached? Or maybe get a detachable one, like they mention in that one song?
https://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4
SnuffleUffleGrass
12-21-2018, 08:19 AM
Stupid motherfuckers at work. They bogged a truck in mud and decided they were going to winch it out. I tried telling them that they were doing it wrong, that cable wasn’t rated for the amount of resistance they were dealing with, and it was going to snap and possibly injure someone if they didn’t run it through snatch blocks. But what could me and my vagina possibly know about this stuff? I’ve only been a tow truck operator and been WreckMaster certified. So of course my feeble female mind couldn’t contribute anything useful. So they winched, and as I (correctly, but it must’ve been a lucky guess on my part), the cable snapped, whipped around, and put a huge gash in this guy’s leg. Fortunately, it didn’t cut to the femoral artery, or he’d probably be dead now.
I feel like it’s my fault. I mean, I had no authority over them to tell them to stop, but if I’d been born with a wang swinging between my legs, I could’ve whipped it out, pointed at it, told them, “here’s my subject matter expertise”, and they’d have probably taken me seriously. Can you get those surgically attached? Or maybe get a detachable one, like they mention in that one song?
https://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4
Not your fault. & That song is an alt classic. Gahhh we were cracking jokes about that tune in 8th grade.
Jalena
12-21-2018, 11:00 AM
Stupid motherfuckers at work. They bogged a truck in mud and decided they were going to winch it out. I tried telling them that they were doing it wrong, that cable wasn’t rated for the amount of resistance they were dealing with, and it was going to snap and possibly injure someone if they didn’t run it through snatch blocks. But what could me and my vagina possibly know about this stuff? I’ve only been a tow truck operator and been WreckMaster certified. So of course my feeble female mind couldn’t contribute anything useful. So they winched, and as I (correctly, but it must’ve been a lucky guess on my part), the cable snapped, whipped around, and put a huge gash in this guy’s leg. Fortunately, it didn’t cut to the femoral artery, or he’d probably be dead now.
I feel like it’s my fault. I mean, I had no authority over them to tell them to stop, but if I’d been born with a wang swinging between my legs, I could’ve whipped it out, pointed at it, told them, “here’s my subject matter expertise”, and they’d have probably taken me seriously. Can you get those surgically attached? Or maybe get a detachable one, like they mention in that one song?
https://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4
Cast not thy pearls before swine :)
None of that is your fault, they chose not to listen. Serves em right for ignoring your advice just because you've got nothing to get caught in your zipper.
Glamourmilf
12-21-2018, 11:07 AM
I KNEW when I decided to cam every minute of the day this week ( cam company is adding 30%) to our paychecks, that THIS would be the week everyone I know would call me and want my undivided attention! AND to tell me all of their problems, OR get together for coffee so I can listen to their boring problems.
Definitely Law of Attraction playing itself out.
Nope. Nope. Just nope.:no::no::no:
My stupid sister is the worst of them all!
I knew better than to let her back into my life again, but here we are. I thought age would have mellowed her, but no.
Stalking my Facebook page every 5 minutes. Posting personal stuff about me. Texting me every hour on the hour.
So much so, that I'm going to delete it. It's something I've wanted to do for a while, anyway.
Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day are the absolute WORST time for me, especially after losing my Mom.
Everyone can call me then, because if it's anything like last year, I'll be home, in the fetal position, all alone.
My gay boys will be out of town.
Friends out here, will be with their families.
Does anyone ever ask, " Glam, this must be a rough time of year for you. How are you doing?"
New year's resolution: Cut out users and energy vampires from my life.
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miss.a.p1600
12-21-2018, 04:45 PM
My family members keep trying to convince me to work jobs n shit. Like look mfs how many times have I told you I am really not the type to slave in a cubicle for someone else to get rich off my efforts.
Jalena
12-21-2018, 06:20 PM
I have been having a growing problem (or so it feels) with little tiny gnats in my car while driving. At this point I am ready to bug bomb my car because it seems like no matter how many times I drop the window to let the suckers out, it does no good.
Also, new club doesn't stop female customers from giving their guy companions lap dances. 'Oh well, they are partying, drinking, having a good time, let em be' These are slags giving the girls working nasty looks and attitudes, and their groups for the most part are not spending on anything but the bar. Doubly pissed off that they were being allowed to get away with that nonsense on a night so bad most girls left with $100 or less.
AChildOfBoredom
12-22-2018, 05:38 AM
Cast not thy pearls before swine :)
None of that is your fault, they chose not to listen. Serves em right for ignoring your advice just because you've got nothing to get caught in your zipper.
Except "pearls before swine" was Jesus effective discouraging his followers from preaching to a non receptive audience and absolving them of all responsibility to do such (something present-day preachers have lost sight of). When it comes to safety in the workplace, there is no absolution of responsibility for that - anyone who witnesses an unsafe or potentially unsafe act in the workplace is obliged to act on it. I work with large trucks, heavy farm and industrial machinery, chemicals and flammables, etc. There is no fucking around here. On a side note, it makes for difficult conversations with other strippers when we talk about our vanilla jobs, because none of them have a background even remotely close to mine.
I know I wasn't at fault for what happened. I was talking out the side of my face in saying that and mocking this notion that my femininity somehow negated my knowledge and expertise on the matter. Which, as I've said before, being a 'girly girl' in my line of work is its own set of challenges. Maybe if I was bulkier, had a pixie cut and tattoos, and chewed tobacco, the reaction I get might be different. And I could join a biker gang, too. Sky's the limit.
miss.a.p1600
12-22-2018, 07:01 AM
A female coworker never speaks to me in the building. But for some reason when I see her monkey ass when I’m walking around outside then all of a sudden she becomes cordial n shit. No heaux, I’d rather you cut the two faced bs and just keep it moving when I see you.
Oh. She’s friends with my arch nemesis lol. Could explain her fear of getting caught by arch nemesis being nice to me. But you know what I could care less about these people and their petty ass shenanigans
miss.a.p1600
12-23-2018, 09:36 AM
Now that I’ve had time away from my former male coworker “friend” I realize that he wasn’t really my friend, he did not respect me as much as I deserve to be respected, and I trusted him way more than I should have.
How I feel as I attempt to burn the memories
https://youtu.be/QhBr0lPNuuU
WendiStarr
12-23-2018, 10:30 AM
I really don't feel like going to my mom's house tomorrow. That's an hour drive away and could I please be spared the crap about how so and so got married, has a baby on the way, the reminder that I am "over the hill" at 30+ years of age, and the questions about,"When are you going to find a nice guy to marry and have more babies?" Never mind the fact that a.)With my job it's too tough to find someone who will sincerely enough to want to marry me b.)guys don't want to marry any more these days anyways c.)my bf is already in an unhappy marriage yet doesn't seem to be in a hurry to leave it but even if he did and married me, then d.)I'm infertile and babies will probably never happen again without expensive $10k+ medical procedures and fertility drugs. I'm sick of hearing about marriage and babies. Don't ask me if I'm engaged. Don't poke at my tummy or ask me if I have a grand baby on the way. I don't care how many times I tell her and other relatives that marriage and more babies are likely never going to happen for me, they still annoy me with this. I already gave you one grandchild by some miracle. Bother the rest of my siblings for more. They are younger, two are married, and the other ones have plenty of time to grow up, get married, and produce an army of grandchildren.