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SkyeSabrina
12-14-2014, 02:05 PM
Dear Customer Flashing His Wad of Benjamins But Refusing to Spend Money on ANYTHING,
I get it. You have money and you think it compensates for the fact that you're a whiny drunken man toddler who fails to realize that we (dancers) are at work. WORKING. FOR MONEY. CAUSE IT'S A JOBBBB. Sorry to hurt your feelings and ruin your fantasy when you asked if I was only in this industry for the money and I replied yes, but it's the cold hard truth. Do you seriously think girls wear nine inch heels and itty bitty thongs in public places for fun for FREE during their off time? Also, why did you have to start whining like a puppy dog when I grabbed my clutch to leave? That was just weird bro.
Dear Political Plaid Shirt Guy,
You made my week when you came in and paid me $200 to do an impression of Vlad Putin during our dance and to tell you jokes. Why can't every customer be as generous and respectful as you?
Flickdreams
12-16-2014, 07:01 AM
Dear Customer,
Please have your money ready to go instead of having to transfer from one account to another and then to the ATM or I swear i will start deducting time from your lapdance
PS. and get out double because Im sick of waiting when you decide that you want to extend
amberlly
12-16-2014, 05:39 PM
Dear money obsessives,
I appreciate your concern for your net worth.
But I'm not a gold digger or out to marry you. Those suggestions are laughable. Your just not that important to me.
I'm a business, your a transaction. I value those who acknowledge that.
Anna Nicole smith married for 50 mill. David Beckham is worth 500. Lets put things in perspective.
Just shut up and pay up.
Selina M
12-19-2014, 05:25 PM
Dear 20-something guy,
I heard you the first time you said you made $20/hour. I heard you the first time you said "If I was your man I'd just let you have my money, I have enough for both of us, you wouldn't have to do this." What you do not realize is that today I am averaging $60/hour, and that you are severely underestimating how much money is "enough" for two people. Also, I lied, I do have a boyfriend and he makes the same as you bartending.... so I am definitely not interested on all facets.
But yes, you can give me your number if you write it on a $5 bill.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed Stripper
Dear broke-ass Mexicans,
Do not flag me down to come sit with you if you were too lazy to get up and tip at my stage. No, I do not want to sit and drink a Corona with you for half an hour. Yes, I am a stuck up bitch. Did my outfit not clue you in?
Sincerely,
I have paying customers to get back to
Flickdreams
12-20-2014, 03:52 AM
Met my first Mexican recently (being in Australia) wasn't suprised when he acted the way I've read on SW these last years.
workngirl2014
12-24-2014, 06:26 PM
Dear customers who come in and make jokes about how we were molested, especially you really old ones, unless I know you are going to pay me alot of $$$ I am going to avoid you because you now seem extremely creepy. Makes me think you're probably some kind of closet pedo or something.
Sincerely,
Grossed Out.
Flickdreams
12-25-2014, 01:28 AM
Dear Young guy,
No, its not a relief to dance for a hot young guy instead of a hairy old man! the old boys are usually the ones who have the dough! I just say that BS to make you feel special because unlike when I dance for old guys, you and I have nothing in common to talk about...
come see me when you hair starts going grey'
lots of love (if you pay me for it)
FD.
Swarovskibunny
12-27-2014, 11:28 AM
To the crusty custy who pretends to not speak English and asked the girls for $50 sex,
I'm glad that a big bouncer approached you and said, "looking for $50 sex? (Motioned to his own junk) Ok, do you want it in your mouth or asshole?" I tipped that bouncer well for telling off your creepy ass. Now please, take your creepy, STD infested ugly ass back to wherever the fuck you came from.
irispia
12-27-2014, 09:00 PM
i don;t really love you like i claim, You aren't even remotely interesting or attractive
I just want your money
DUH
fondly,
I'
Miss_Red
01-12-2015, 01:12 PM
Dear I-don't-remember,
You came in a month and a half ago, sat at a table near the stage, didn't tip and didn't buy a dance. Now you're back. You're damn right I don't remember your name. How the fuck does this shock you? You thought we had a special connection when I asked you what you liked to do for fun and you mumbled something about IdunnomoviesIguess and I giggled and said me too? My god, this is sad.
Sincerely,
-Doesn't Care
SkyeSabrina
01-12-2015, 01:50 PM
Dear Lactation Fetish Guy,
if I ever hear another grown man say "Feed me with your breasts" in my lifetime again, it will be too soon. Thanks for inviting me to that VIP booth for that weird experience. -_-
SexxiLexxi
01-12-2015, 03:14 PM
This is not a customer for camming but my Retail job...........
Dear Lady who cannot speak English to save her life,
The ONLY reason I am being kind to you about you telling me to price check EVERY FUCKING ITEM in your shopping cart that is completely FULL is because I wish NOT to lose my job. Eh It may only pay $8.05/hr BUT bills are bills and a pay check is a pay check. I REALLY REALLY REALLY DESPERATELY want to tell you to go fuck yourself and take all your items in your cart & shove them without mercy straight up your fucking ass! Oh and let me not forget that membership card that you all of a sudden wanted AFTER you paid for your items, yea I want to shove that down your throat and make you choke on it! Please do us all a fucking favor or two...One: Learn English so we can fucking understand you when you speak. You would expect that same respect if I were in your country! And Two: Learn to use a fucking price scanner...we have a ton of them around the store for that specific reason. Check your own fucking prices on the items in your cart for fuck sakes and give me a break God Damn It.
/end of violent rant letter
NightGoddess
01-12-2015, 06:09 PM
Dear hopeful sugar daddy:
No, I will NOT suck your dick 6 times a month for a $1000 allowance and a trip to Dallas. If you do not make more than $500,000 a year, you cannot afford me. Peace.
Swarovskibunny
01-13-2015, 06:34 PM
Dear EveryGuyOnTUSCL,
I didn't know there could be so many pathetic, gross, extras-hunting, women-hating people on one site. WOW. I love how you guys "brag" to each other about getting some dancer to give you cheap extras, and how you guys teach each other to prey on those poor, young, inexperienced strippers, especially the ones at dive clubs. You made it clear in a post when you said, "if you want to get into a girl's pants, go to a dive club, those places reek of desperation... see how she reacts when you tell her the amount of money she can make." Are you motherfuckers millionaires? Doubt it. I hope those girls laugh in your face when you offer them a measly few hundred. Bitch, please.
Congrats on making me want to throw up in my mouth (and shoot you in the d*ck),
A dancer who doesn't play. =)
Swarovskibunny
01-13-2015, 06:35 PM
Dear EveryGuyOnTUSCL,
I didn't know there could be so many pathetic, gross, extras-hunting, women-hating people on one site. WOW. I love how you guys "brag" to each other about getting some dancer to give you cheap extras, and how you guys teach each other to prey on those poor, young, inexperienced strippers, especially the ones at dive clubs. You made it clear in a post when you said, "if you want to get into a girl's pants, go to a dive club, those places reek of desperation... see how she reacts when you tell her the amount of money she can make." Are you motherfuckers millionaires? Doubt it. I hope those girls laugh in your face when you offer them a measly few hundred. Bitch, please.
Congrats on making me want to throw up in my mouth (and shoot you in the d*ck),
A dancer who doesn't play. =)
Miss_Red
01-14-2015, 03:32 AM
Dear young just-returned vet,
Thank you for being awesome. For being sweet and generous, for wanting human companionship and a nice naked girl smiling at you and dancing on your lap and no more than that. For meaning all the nice things you said to me. For giving me a back massage after a long night and somehow making it not creepy. What I love about this job--what I'm best at, I think--is being a bright spot in someone's life, offering companionship and conversation. Thank you for paying me to do that with you tonight. Come back anytime.
Sincerely,
-A fellow human being
wednesday86
01-14-2015, 01:46 PM
Dear custy from Hong Kong,
I hope you come back to see me. I actually had fun exchanging stories about our trips to Japan and brushing up on my Cantonese. You are such a gentleman and generous tipper...not to mention kinda cute. Customers like you make me actually enjoy this job.
<3--The "American girl with too many tattoos"
Flickdreams
01-14-2015, 05:50 PM
aaw ladies, lovely ^
kassie
01-18-2015, 02:19 PM
To the rude bitch who cut between her boyfriend and I out of nowhere.
What the fuck is wrong with you? And guess what, I'm now on stage and guess who I intend on targeting with my slim tight sexy body, sensual erotic moves, and my amazing pole tricks... YOU BITCH. yea I see you facing away from the stage and making sure your boyfriend isn't staring at me. And why are you bitching at him? Bitch I'm doing this sexy stage performance specifically for you honey, and it kills you to look and it's killing your man not to look. Insecurity along with your bad haircut doesn't make you pretty and FYI I don't want your man, I'm last on stage and I'm doing this for you baby cakes.
And shoutout to the DJ for playing enigma on stage, making my stage show ultra erotic. He knew exactly what my ploy was and was more than happy to help me set you straight. Man bitches like you make things a lot more motivational on stage.
Kill these bitches with sexy...
Graci
01-18-2015, 05:21 PM
Dear Seattle Guy,
You came in broke, immediately started bitching to me about how you hate New Zealand, hate strip clubs and hate having to spend money to talk to women. Then you got offended when I walked away.
Why did you come in the first place? Go back to being miserable in Seattle.
xoxo
Flickdreams
01-19-2015, 01:35 AM
^ hahaha
ScarletKitten
02-08-2015, 04:54 PM
Dear "Mr. Smooth",
You are seriously pathetic. I don't give a shit that your father is a vice president of some bank. You were not behaving upper-class at all. You are scum. How dare you ask me if I have a pimp. And fuck the surprised look on your face when my reaction was, "WHAT?!?! HELL NO! I don't need a fucking pimp. Fuck that!" What, were you trying to recruit me, motherfucker? why do you even need to be a pimp if your daddy is so rich?
And seriously, you are fucking creepy. The $20 I made from you was not even worth it. And then you had the nerve to ask me for a ride home?! HAHAHAHAH! Call a taxi little boy. I don't give rides to strangers. And FUCK YOU that I had to call a manger over just to get you to pay for one pathetic little lap dance. A lap dance I would NOT have given you if I knew you were such a scumbag.
P.S. - FUCK YOU. Eat shit. Good luck with the ladies, lmfao!
-SK
zoezoebelle
02-08-2015, 07:15 PM
Dear super nerdy combover guy,
SHUT THE FUCK UP. ;_; Oh my god, you are so annoying. You come in, spend absolutely no money on me, and then try to spend all night bitching to me about how much you miss some dancer with fake tits. Then you made a fucking racist comment about my friend, and then insulted every girl in the room including me. I'm not your bro. I'm not your girlfriend. I'm not even your friend. Stop grabbing me off the floor with the promise of "maybe getting a dance" just to force me to listen to your bullshit complaints. I don't like you.
--------------------------------------------
Dear 5' Chinese Dude,
I love you OMG. You are my new favorite person even though you spend less money on me than some do. I can't tell you this because I will instantly lose my leverage, but you give the most awesome massages. *_* And are genuinely funny. And have decent hygiene. People may laugh because I'm a foot taller than you in my shoes. Fuck it, I hope you become a regular.
Swarovskibunny
02-08-2015, 07:34 PM
To the morherfucker who comes to my stage with a conspicuous full stack of of ones and all you tip me is $1:
You pretended not to know English when I called you a cheap bastard. Guess what? Yo hablo espanol tambien, asi va chupar un pito tu pincha pendejo! Go die in an alley.
To the other puta who tried to bite and slobber on me during the one dance I gave you:
You too, pretended to not speak English, and when I started speaking Spanish, you actually pretended that you still didn't understand me! Wow what a tool! Dont be surprised that I lost my shit and almost choked you out when you acted like you weren't going to pay the $40. I was at the end of my rope last night and trust me, you don't want to be the one I take it out on.
Sincerely,
I will cut. You.
Swarovskibunny
02-08-2015, 07:36 PM
}:D To the morherfucker who comes to my stage with a conspicuous full stack of of ones and all you tip me is $1:
You pretended not to know English when I called you a cheap bastard. Guess what? Yo hablo espanol tambien, asi va chupar un pito tu pincha pendejo! Go die in an alley.
To the other puta who tried to bite and slobber on me during the one dance I gave you:
You too, pretended to not speak English, and when I started speaking Spanish, you actually pretended that you still didn't understand me! Wow what a tool! Dont be surprised that I lost my shit and almost choked you out when you acted like you weren't going to pay the $40. I was at the end of my rope last night and trust me, you don't want to be the one I take it out on.
Sincerely,
I will cut. You.
Miss_Red
02-08-2015, 08:03 PM
Dear cokeheads,
Jesus Christ, stop telling me how great cocaine is. I don't care. I don't care. I still don't care. Outsider's perspective: cocaine appears to be the Jehovah's Witness of drugs in that everyone who takes it immediately has to tell everyone else how great it is. I don't want to do cocaine with you, I don't have any cocaine, and I don't care to hear yet again how great cocaine is. Trust me, I've been told. I should start charging double for you guys.
Sincerely,
-sometimes smokes pot but doesn't sermonize about it
LadyFionaStar
02-08-2015, 08:44 PM
OMG..SexxiLexxi...LOL, LOL, LMFAOM, LOLOLOL.....HA, HA , HA ...YEAH BOYEEE!!!
I totally feel ya. I have had many similar jobs and can totally relate. These mothafuckers make you want to do jailtime, or not give a flying fuck about jail and all you really want to do is pound their skull against the hard floor and smile as they beg for YOUR mercy to let them live another day..."Oh, I don't know, I'll have to ask my manager if your worth saving." LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL SKUM SUCKING PIG! LOLLOLLOL
I totally AGREE, which is why, even on the fuckin' worst and slowest days......CAMMING (What I do now..too old to strip lol!)
is the best job I've ever had...I'm, for the most part, my own boss which means that I can write/ edit my own "Employment Manuel" or on a moments notice, for instance: Tumbled in to my crib at daybreak, passed out..Awake only 10 minutes, I roll over and mumble words to the body laying next to me; "Carl??", " Dave???", whoever you are, "Care for Coffee? Oh, yes.."What a beautiful day! I think it's a great day for the beach...85 in March, so much for work today!"
These people CUSTOMERS who we "serve" don't get it, don't care to get it, have no idea how "little" we make for what is involved. Retail sucks. Low pay and tons of selfish idiots who don't think at all. I've been there..just recently, until I discovered Webwhoring....lol!
Camming is similar. Our "Free Chat Room" is our "Sales Floor" similar to working at a car dealership. Just like most commission sales people, in Webcamming, we only get paid if a customer buys a "Private Show" from us...Live, 1 on 1 show, paid at a per minute rate(of which we earn a certain amount of it..usually 35%).
In camming, we have to listen to loads of bullshit, talk, talk, talk.."Hey bb, show ass", "Hey bb vomit for me", "Show pussy"...AND we must also; WHILE SMILING NONSTOP..NOT FOR A MOMENT...be cute, be sexy, be witty, be charming (Have the ability to balance both mild&wild so the potential custie stays interested and turned on without being overstimulated and blow his load).....AND THIS IS THE FREE AREA...STILL NOT GETTING PAID!!!) #2) Finally get the private show...At my site, there is a yellow bar below my chatroom image that states, START PRIVATE SHOW....
So the goal is to get these guys to take the plunge and spend their $$$ on ME. This is not always easy, sometimes it's easier than others and the private shows come easy, other days I have to use every trick I know, discover new ways to entice and turn that looker into a taker. Whatever, it's still easier camming than retail. I have to constantly tell myself that, especially when I lose patience and want to log the fuck off, or tell these guys what I'm thinking, like: "You cheap asshole...I don't walk into your workplace and ask you for free services...it's rude. This is my place of employment, WHERE I EARN $$$ TO PAY MY RENT....EAT..."
But, NO, I log off, relax, do whatever it takes to calm down and readjust my attitude, lick my wounds, and do it again...
Yeah, that's the way it is when you are in the "Service" Industry....
This is why I am working as a "CamWhore" instead of a sales associate.
YEAH< I TOTALLY RELATE..HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD TODAY TIL I READ YOUR POST!!!! -)
Swarovskibunny
02-12-2015, 04:40 PM
Dear custies searching for dances that I consider to be cheap:
I want you to close your eyes and imagine for a second that you are a male stripper, that it's your only job, and that all of your clients are gay males (you, obviously are straight). Imagine that you constantly have to put up with them trying to fondle your dick and poke you in the asshole during private dances. Some will just say things that are degrading to you, like they'll ask you to go back to their dumpy motel for bjs and/or anal. Some might even put a drug in your drink and sexually assault you! Ok, now imagine that you want to charge 40 for a dance but they refuse to pay more than 20. I bet you'd feel pretty fucking violated huh? That's how we feel when dealing with you jerkoffs. So for the love of God, STOP calling us rip off bitches, greedy, money-grubbing, etc because guess what? If we weren't making good money, nobody would do this job and there would be no strip clubs. That, or you would have only super fugly girls as strippers, which then again defeats the purpose.
Sincerely,
GTFO my club, go home & wank.
Swarovskibunny
02-12-2015, 04:42 PM
Dear custies searching for dances that I consider to be cheap:
I want you to close your eyes and imagine for a second that you are a male stripper, that it's your only job, and that all of your clients are gay males (you, obviously are straight). Imagine that you constantly have to put up with them trying to fondle your dick and poke you in the asshole during private dances. Some will just say things that are degrading to you, like they'll ask you to go back to their dumpy motel for bjs and/or anal. Some might even put a drug in your drink and sexually assault you! Ok, now imagine that you want to charge 40 for a dance but they refuse to pay more than 20. I bet you'd feel pretty fucking violated huh? That's how we feel when dealing with you jerkoffs. So for the love of God, STOP calling us rip off bitches, greedy, money-grubbing, etc because guess what? If we weren't making good money, nobody would do this job and there would be no strip clubs. That, or you would have only super fugly girls as strippers, which then again defeats the purpose.
Sincerely,
GTFO my club, go home & wank.
zoezoebelle
02-13-2015, 07:55 AM
(Racist post ensues)
Dear black customers, why the hell do you think I'll suck your dick because you stuffed 3 $1 bills in my bra? It's 2015; three dollars isn't enough to impress a 50 year old crackhead. I am seriously wondering whether this has ever worked on anyone, or whether you've all been watching way too many movies from the '70s and haven't yet learned about inflation. But this is like the fifth time some guy (and it's always a black guy) has gingerly slipped a few ones into my thong and whispered, "So, do you spit or swallow?" For that kind of pocket change you get a burger and no fries at McDonald's you broke ass idiot.
NightGoddess
02-13-2015, 04:30 PM
^^^LMAO
Dear "Big Money" (lol),
I'm sorry I refused your offer of Xanax in payment for one of my lapdances 3 times, but I was just not interested. Sorry I got you kicked out, too, even after you paid me $40 not to tell my manager, but you where fucking obnoxious.
Nina_
02-14-2015, 07:22 AM
(Racist post ensues)
Dear black customers, why the hell do you think I'll suck your dick because you stuffed 3 $1 bills in my bra? It's 2015; three dollars isn't enough to impress a 50 year old crackhead. I am seriously wondering whether this has ever worked on anyone, or whether you've all been watching way too many movies from the '70s and haven't yet learned about inflation. But this is like the fifth time some guy (and it's always a black guy) has gingerly slipped a few ones into my thong and whispered, "So, do you spit or swallow?" For that kind of pocket change you get a burger and no fries at McDonald's you broke ass idiot.
Perhaps someone is trying to play a trick on you to piss you off since they know you have an aversion to black customers. I mean, it's highly unlikely based on odds that five men of the same ethnicity will put the same amount of money in your g string and ALL whisper the *exact same thing* in your ear. I mean, I would find that extremely odd if that happened to me. Or maybe, since these black men are all doing abd saying the SAME thing, perhaps it has been the same guy each time? 'Cause you know, they all look alike...
Nina_
02-14-2015, 07:50 AM
Dear extras-seekers who pretend the girls fucking you in a 4x4 booth for $100 are doing it because they enjoy it,
You're delusional. Do you think your cheap extras girls just LOVE going up to complete strangers like you, and getting penetrated by your extras-girl-ridden dick while your nasty girth flops against her? Do you know that once you guys are done, she goes into the dressing room and gags and talks shit about how nasty you were?
But to you, she enjoys it. The thought that she is doing extras here because she has deep personal issues doesn't cross your mind because you want to believe she loves servicing you and has complete control over her life. Perhaps if she did actually havw control over her life, she would be establishing herself as an escort, outside of the club, having her own comfortable space to perform her services instead of a stuffy jizz-stained booth, and charge much more than a cheap hundo.
Oh, and to you men on a certain Michigan-based message board which will remaim unnamed who brag about fucking these Detroit/Michigan extras girls and deny the possibility of her doing extras to pay for her drug habit that you think doesn't exist, think again. In fact, one of you described a girl that fucked you without a condom. Guess what? I have worked with her, and she's an intravenous heroin user. So you might want to get tested. Oh and another girl that many of you have gotten extras from - well, you haven't seen HER around lately because she is currently sitting in Kzoo County jail on not one, but TWO meth charges. Bet you didn't see that coming. But go ahead and keep thinking that all these cheap extras girls live in a happy world of rainbows.
And also, you didn't make her come. She was faking in hopes for a tip that your cheap ass probably won't give her.
AriesDanceFlame7
02-14-2015, 10:27 AM
Dear custies,
DO NOT put your fucking face into my ass when I'm turned around, DO NOT touch the kitty EVER, hands above the GODDAMNED waist and DO NOT put your nasty mouth on my tits, and if you try to stick your fingers anywhere into me or grab my face and kiss me so I cannot move, I will perform a Satanic ritual and send demons after your lives.
-Your friendly, overly sweet dancer who deserves to have her rules followed.
AriesDanceFlame7
02-14-2015, 10:28 AM
Dear custies,
DO NOT put your fucking face into my ass when I'm turned around, DO NOT touch the kitty EVER, hands above the GODDAMNED waist and DO NOT put your nasty mouth on my tits, and if you try to stick your fingers anywhere into me or grab my face and kiss me so I cannot move, I will perform a Satanic ritual and send demons after your lives. }:D
-Your friendly, overly sweet dancer who deserves to have her rules followed.
zoezoebelle
02-14-2015, 01:14 PM
Perhaps someone is trying to play a trick on you to piss you off since they know you have an aversion to black customers. I mean, it's highly unlikely based on odds that five men of the same ethnicity will put the same amount of money in your g string and ALL whisper the *exact same thing* in your ear. I mean, I would find that extremely odd if that happened to me. Or maybe, since these black men are all doing abd saying the SAME thing, perhaps it has been the same guy each time? 'Cause you know, they all look alike...
LOL. I don't have an aversion to black customers. I have an aversion to customers who try to get me to suck their dick. But usually when white guys want me to suck their dick, they buy a few dances first and then bribe me with a VIP dance, which I refuse. Or more often they just ask me to meet them outside the club, understanding that if I were to suck their dick in the club I'd be instantly fired and possibly arrested. But there are two types of black guys who come into our club: the ones who stupidly think all strippers are (cheap) prostitutes, and the ones who understand that a strip club is for lap dances. And for some reason the former all do this bizarre ritual of stuffing singles down my bra and then asking me overtly what I'm willing to do.
Nina_
02-14-2015, 02:12 PM
LOL. I don't have an aversion to black customers. I have an aversion to customers who try to get me to suck their dick.
Yet instead of saying, "dear customers who try to get me to suck their dick," you said, "dear black customers." Ok...
But there are two types of black guys who come into our club: the ones who stupidly think all strippers are (cheap) prostitutes, and the ones who understand that a strip club is for lap dances. And for some reason the former all do this bizarre ritual of stu.
So if I'm understanding correctly, you are saying there ARE black customers at your club who spend money on lap dances. And according to you, your club even has two different "types" of black patrons. Yet your post, oddly, was aimed at black men in general, lumping them all into the same category.
But hey, this thread is for venting about customers so go ahead and keep venting about those horrible black guys or whatever group you feel like stereotyping. I'm not going to continue this convo 'cause it's OT. If you have anything else to say on the matter feel free to PM me.
NightGoddess
02-14-2015, 02:39 PM
^WHO CARES? If she is racist, that is her problem, not yours.
Back to topic:
Dear Mike,
I'm glad you think you are so special and "indie" or whatever because you listen to death metal bands I've never heard of, but next time you come into a strip club, you need to tip girls for thier time and/ or buy a deance or two. If you wanna hang out and be a hipster who is too cool to buy dances, go to Hooters or your local burlesque club, which is more your scene.
Nina_
02-14-2015, 06:55 PM
^WHO CARES? If she is racist, that is her problem, not yours.
I completely agree that she is entitled to her own prejudices, which is EXACTLY why I said it's OT (off-topic) and ended the conversation.
ScarletKitten
02-16-2015, 01:10 AM
Dear disgusting Japanese boy,
Fuck off. Don't ever come back to my club ever again. You were trying to finger fuck me in the VIP booth in the past, so WHY THE FUCK would I want to go do dances with you now? You stood there at my stage and wouldn't go away, trying to talk to me for free. Getting you to tip me ONE DOLLAR was like pulling teeth. And then after my set I tried to get off stage, but you forcefully grabbed my hand, saying "NO, come with me!" like you fucking own me!!! Because last time I ignored you. GET THE HINT DUDE. I DO NOT WANT TO DANCE FOR YOUR FINGER-RAPING, DISGUSTING, DEGRADING pathetic ass. And you had the nerve to offend me at my stage. FUCK YOU. You are fucking ugly and fucking disgusting. I'd rather be homeless than EVER dance for you. Don't ever talk to me again. Next time I am not going to even acknowledge your presence.
-pissed off and horrified SK
22lligm
02-16-2015, 11:40 AM
Dear big ballers,
I noticed how you put your big stack of ones on the tip rail so everyone could see them. I like how you and your friends were not impressed by any of the dancers in the club. I like how you told me nobody in there is attractive and the place is whack. I also like how you still stayed a while talking shit about all the girls. Does that make you feel better about yourself? Walking into a club full of women who are there to make money and talking shit about how they all look while your big stack of ones sits in front of you? And how you 'don't do dances'? Wtf do you go to strip clubs for then?! Oh and of course you had to throw in the old "but I'm trying to see you outside of here". LOL! Go the fuck home or go to a normal club and talk shit about everyone there cause at least those girls aren't there to make money. We would all be happier if you and your friends weren't wasting space at our work.
Sincerely,
I'm-so-over-that-shit
Swarovskibunny
02-16-2015, 01:45 PM
dear customers who claim to work "in sales,"
of course you do. You're a fucking cashier at Walmart. No, you cannot negotiate dance prices with me. And if you hand me a little more than the cost of one table dance, don't expect any change back. Maybe instead of trying to hustle a hustler, you should either get a better job or go the fuck home. :)
to the white trash piece of shit,
You griped about dances costing 40, and you tried to say that you didn't like my dance therefore you should get a second for free. Hell no, bitch! I got you to pay me out of the atm because I told you I would have you kicked out otherwise. Then you had the nerve to give me the bitch look and mutter that I wasn't worth much. So what does that make you worth? $-1x10^6. I hope you know that I seriously meant it when I said I would cut your dick off if you ever disrespect me again. }:D
Sincerely,
you were the only shitty customer that I had all night.
ps: I understand that trash comes in all colors.
Miss_Red
03-05-2015, 04:26 AM
Dear 95% of patrons at my old club,
It's a great place to hang out, isn't it? The girls are pretty hot...well, they're kind of going downhill for some reason, but there are still some sexy girls. Some of them pester you too much for things like dances, or tipping on stage and stuff, but it's easy to tell them no and the drinks are cheap. The view of the stage from the bar is pretty good, and there are TVs so you can pretend to watch ESPN when the girl on stage tries to get your attention. Sometimes the bar fills up, but there are always video lottery machines. And if you have to, you can take one of those tables in the back, although the girls bother you more when you sit there.
I know, I know, you're here to enjoy a beer after work. You all are. It's a great place, a cheap place, to enjoy a beer after work.
One of these days, you're going to look around and realize that the girls are continuing to drop in quality. That there aren't as many of them as there used to be. You'll shake your head, sadly. At least the beer is cheap, right?
I predict that eventually, you'll arrive for your after-work beer, and the place will be boarded up. And you will be surprised. You dumb bastards.
Sincerely,
-the girl who finally walked out on you mid-shift on Tuesday
ScarletKitten
03-05-2015, 05:01 AM
All of you-
Burn in hell.
-SK
Swarovskibunny
03-05-2015, 12:20 PM
Dear 95% of patrons at my old club,
It's a great place to hang out, isn't it? The girls are pretty hot...well, they're kind of going downhill for some reason, but there are still some sexy girls. Some of them pester you too much for things like dances, or tipping on stage and stuff, but it's easy to tell them no and the drinks are cheap. The view of the stage from the bar is pretty good, and there are TVs so you can pretend to watch ESPN when the girl on stage tries to get your attention. Sometimes the bar fills up, but there are always video lottery machines. And if you have to, you can take one of those tables in the back, although the girls bother you more when you sit there.
I know, I know, you're here to enjoy a beer after work. You all are. It's a great place, a cheap place, to enjoy a beer after work.
One of these days, you're going to look around and realize that the girls are continuing to drop in quality. That there aren't as many of them as there used to be. You'll shake your head, sadly. At least the beer is cheap, right?
I predict that eventually, you'll arrive for your after-work beer, and the place will be boarded up. And you will be surprised. You dumb bastards.
Sincerely,
-the girl who finally walked out on you mid-shift on Tuesday
Omg I love this! ^ it needs to be posted on the sites where customers rate clubs based on how easily they can be parasites. Newsflash losers, we are MORE IMPORTANT than your stupid beer! Go get some at Walmart, and stay the hell out of our clubs, you peasant.
Ms.Belle
03-20-2015, 04:58 PM
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Selina M
03-20-2015, 06:55 PM
Dear DJ's
Just play my damn music and stop acting like you know my every next move and thought because you have worked in the industry for too long.
YES. Gawd.
Dear DJs,
Please stop giving me advice, and saying "It's not that slow, you should try XYZ, have a positive attitude". I'd LOVE to see you try to work the floor. You do not know jack shit about being a stripper. The only thing you do know is how to press play and line up songs in the software, and make lewd comments over the mic about the girls on stage. (Seriously, Sunday DJ, I fucking HATE when you say trashy shit about girls, even in jest. It gives customers the wrong idea!)
Also, your job is not hard for anyone with half a brain. Please stop acting like you deserve $20 from every girl because your job is soooooo difficult. I KNOW it is not that difficult, because lil ol' dumb stripper me, can work Traktor... Oh yeah, and my bf DJs and says all the time how mind-numbingly boring it is. Derp.
Sincerely,
Selina
Dear Other Support Staff (managers and bouncers),
It makes me sick that most of you drive nicer cars than half the dancers. I can't describe how fucked up I think it is that y'all sit around and twiddle your thumbs all night, and don't do shit to stop extras or grabby customers, and then expect me to tip you $10 a piece and subsidize the payment on your $45,000 car. Get a real job.
Fuck off,
Selina
Ms.Belle
03-23-2015, 11:51 AM
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Neonsugar
03-23-2015, 01:22 PM
Dear gross drunk ass mother fucker who kept trying to lick my nips every 30 seconds if I had a dollar for every time I shoved your head back and said no I'd make more money than doing your gross ass lap dance and no you can't "lick my pussy for $20" buy me a 6 bedroom house on the beach in Miami and you'd get a maybe.
NightGoddess
03-23-2015, 03:40 PM
Dear Bill,
You paid two strippers $500 to meet you at a hotel and "suck your little dinger" and you were surprised when they didn't show up. You are a fucking moron for coming back. Strippers are under zero obligation to you once you pay them, and you are stupid for assuming that they are. We are not interested in playing with your "dinger", we are interested in money and the fact that you come into the strip club asking if you can take it out for $20 shows me that you are one of the stupidest people on this planet. Have fun with your little dinger, and next time, don't come back to a club where you were ripped off for $500. You won't get a different experience.