View Full Version : Letters you wish you could send to customers (vent away)
Dancer_maria
01-06-2016, 09:22 PM
Dear super young boys (Legal) that grab my ass while I am doing a table dance for others...Grrr..
Dear Door man, thanks for sending me the old, fat, bald and ugly guys who HAVE money and Spend it on
[email protected]! ( you know I tip out well too)
Dear bouncer who thinks you are all that, give your shit to the Drama queens and let us girls making money alone??
Dear manager, Yes I sold a pair of panties in the lap dance room, Get over it!
Dear Customers with STINK BREATH>> Shots of "Mouthwash", and a sink in the corner, are ON the HOUSE!
PinkMinx
01-06-2016, 10:06 PM
Dear cheap Ass #1,
As the bartender/manager, I asked if you wanted to change some larger bills into ones so you and your friend COULD TIP THE STAGE. Hello. You were sitting so close, you were practically on it yourself. You replied "I'm good" and looked confused when I said, "Not really". I wish I had a picture of your dumfounded look.
Dear Cheap Ass #2,
Running your credit card at the bar for five dollars multiple times is really annoying and time consuming. Either bring cash, use the cash machine in the club, or run your card at the bar for larger amounts to cover multiple drinks/transactions. It's not like we give out funny money, you receive actual cash, so you're not stuck if you don't spend all of it-you can take it home with you.
Dear Cheap Ass #3:
When your card is declined for five bucks, it's not a good look. And you can be sure that I tell the dancers that your financial situation seems precarious and not to invest too much into you.
Swarovskibunny
02-21-2016, 07:36 PM
To the cheap, asshole-y, missogynistic asian dude,
Just because you paid 40$ for a dance does not give you the right to pinch my nipples. Here in America, women actually have rights and we CAN say NO. I'm glad I got your money up front. But seriously, rot in hell.
P.S. Your dick is probably hella small.
To the totally chill doctor who bought a lot of dances,
I really enjoyed your company and our conversations, and I hope to see you more often! Educated guys are so attractive IMHO. Very refreshing compared to the usual dumb losers and bullshitters, too. Keep doing what you're doing! :)
Miss_Red
03-09-2016, 01:48 AM
Dear Origami Customers,
I'm not your mom. Your arts and crafts do not impress me. I'm not going to put your origami flower or frog dollar bill on my fucking fridge. This is my job, and I'm going to spend the money you give me on things like food or rent. When I unfold your creation--and I WILL unfold it--your dollar is going to be all weird and crinkly and won't lie flat with my other dollar bills. And that drives me crazy.
I know you think you're cute, and some other girls think you're cute, but I don't think you're cute and I never will. You never get dances. You always get too personal. You think we're friends. We are not friends. I'm a stripper, and this is my job. Give me money like a normal human being, so I can pretend I like you and we can all move on with our goddamn lives.
Sincerely,
-Not really the sentimental type
Heart&Pole
03-09-2016, 01:59 AM
"To the man who told me that $40 for a nude dance was WAY too much to pay a women when sex isn't included: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!"
"Dear group of men sitting at my stage without tipping,
Giving a standing ovation at the end of my set doesn't make you endearing.
I will be giving you a standing ovation when you do us all a favor & exit the premises.
Applause doesn't pay my bills."
Swarovskibunny
03-09-2016, 08:12 PM
"To the man who told me that $40 for a nude dance was WAY too much to pay a women when sex isn't included: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!"
^^This omg. The man has obviously never gone on a date with a real woman in his life if he thinks 40 is a lot to spend. One of my exes, a "broke-ass college guy", spent AT LEAST that much on me each day, just by taking me out to lunch and dinner several times a week. Like get it together, and stop being a damn misogynist. Man, I'm glad that boyfriends are not like customers. :)
Gia2608
03-09-2016, 08:20 PM
Miss Red. I am going to print your rant, fold it into a paper crane and give it back to anyone who tries to do this to me in the future. Hopefully he will not go psycho and hurt me!
whirlerz
03-09-2016, 09:24 PM
Ooh, I forgot how much I love this thread. :)
lilylilylily
03-12-2016, 04:35 PM
Dear custy that pays me but thinks it's ok to try to put me down. You are so lucky that you are paying me cuz I would never utter a word to you in real life and if I did I would only say how disgusting and smelly you are and that looking at you makes me want to puke. I really can't stand you and you think my love for your money is love I have for you but you are dead wrong.
whirlerz
03-12-2016, 06:05 PM
Dear (former) regular:
FUCK you, & fuck off! You did me a huge favor, btw of blowing me off..you could never get someone w/my looks, body, & caliber w/o paying, trust me.
How dare you insult me & made me cry (I didn't let you know, & shouldn't have let you get away w/it) & especially after I told you I'd prev had a stroke..
Btw also, I know of someone w/a way worse handicap than you, that works everyday @ a physical labor job (not running after co.'s fucking them outta $) & is pleasant, kind & fun to be around, UNLIKE YOU.
& yea, you know what else? YOU DO SMELL TOO, not good either.
Selina M
03-12-2016, 07:44 PM
Dear 2/3 of the customers I've taken to VIP,
Yes I know boob touching is standard. However, my nipples are VERY sore. You as a man cannot comprehend what it feels like, but it's a horrible kind of pain when they are grabbed. When I specifically tell you to please not touch them, that doesn't mean "try to do it as slyly as possible". The next one of you to ignore this will get a knee in the balls.
Thanks!
Selina
carmen_b
03-15-2016, 04:51 PM
Dear Idiot :
If you have received my one liner " Smooth Bookings Only please " via text , that means you've tested my patience with 20 questions to the point where I KNOW LONGER CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS and PROBABLY ALREADY HATE YOU. It's TIME to either book smoothly as requested or GO AWAY ( forever ).
Thanks ,
C
p.s. Next time , don't make your next requested lady hate you! It doesn't do anyone any good. I'll also be telling the most pretty ladies in town you are a time waster so good luck seeing the best looking massage ladies during your stay.
LightningJ
03-15-2016, 05:24 PM
Letter two:
Dear customers who use having a wife/gf as an excuse to not buy dances,
Congratulations! Not only are you being shitty to your wife by showing up in the first place (I understand that's a controversial view, but that's my personal opinion), but you're useless to strippers as well. In other words, you are useless to women everywhere. Go the fuck home.
Aaaaand that's the best fucking thing I've heard all day.
Here's my shot at it...
Dear customer who came in asking specifically for extras,
I knew you were intoxicated before you ordered your whiskey double. I appreciate you coming in with your buddy, trying to give him a good time. Life is hard, believe me, I fucking know it, and I'm sure all of us could use a good 'gasm here and there. But do not pull me aside, then immediately ask if I can fuck your buddy in the VIP room. Also, do not keep asking me once I say I don't do extras.
At least you bought two lap dances from me. Considering I got $100 from you, I usually wouldn't complain and brush off the earlier comments. All up until you grabbed my ass and squeezed my skin so hard it left bruises, tried to kiss me several times, tried to finger me, and also shoved my head in your crotch. And no, I don't feel bad for ending my dance early with you and walking away with your money. I'm a dancer, a professional entertainer, not your little play toy.
P.S., I warned the girls in the dressing room that you and your buddy were looking for extras, and two girls immediately approached you with the mind-fuck game "Oh, yeah I'll give you EVERYTHING upstairs in VIP, promise!!!". I know my girls didn't suck any dick that night. Glad you got played, you blonde baby-face-peach-fuzz-stubble-faced fucker.
(*drops mic*)
iamthefox
03-16-2016, 08:49 AM
Dear Angry Wife,
I spent ALL DAY babysitting your husband up until the time he passed out during our hours-long private dance. I'm sorry you're married to someone that gets fucked up drunk and then lies to you all day about his whereabouts (until you eventually storm into the club) -- sucks for you. But if I'm such a "fucking whore," perhaps you should know that most of the hours I spent with him involved him begging me to kiss him, then eventually grabbing me so hard and trying to force himself on me that I had to threaten to headbutt him in the face. You should also know that he was so drunk he pulled out his dick after insisting I suck it, and I assured him that if he didn't put it away immediately I was going to disappear. I think he seriously would have passed out with his dick hanging out of his pants -- he probably shouldn't be around your children. Every time I heard "15 more minutes, " "5 more minutes," my soul died a little inside. And taking all that I mentioned into consideration, everything else about that dance consisted of him talking about how much he hates his life while I tried to get him to drink water.
So fuck you for being an absolute dick. You're lucky he spent all day with me and not someone that would have robbed/fucked his stupid ass.
Fuckin twat.
Sincerely,
Get A Divorce
LegoMoney
03-16-2016, 08:49 PM
Dear Strip Club Trespassers,
I'd call you strip club "regulars," but regulars at least occasionally spend money. We know your 20-something asses don't have any money. We can tell from your cheap clothing and shoes. Knowing the manager doesn't make you cool. Formerly working here doesn't make you cool. Being friends with the bouncers don't make you cool. Looking me up and down as if YOU are rating ME while I'm on stage doesn't make you cool. You aren't too cool to tip, motherfuckers. I don't care that your wack looking girlfriend works here. Why is her dumb ass even hanging out here on her night off?? Who does this??!? Shouting loudly over the music and walking boastfully around the club the whole night gives you no extra cool points. And why do you feel so comfortable being this close to the damn dressing room entrance? Where the fuck is security?? Just like in the real world, nobody cares about you here either. You wiggers suck. Pull up your damn pants and get the fuck out of the club. No one wants you here or cares about your presence.
Sincerely,
A Bad Bitch Who Gives You No Attention in or Out of the Club
carmen_b
03-19-2016, 06:46 PM
Dear Sir Who made purchase 3 years ago:
Instead of sending messages about our session in your city 3-4 years ago, here's a novel idea.....Book your next session smoothly.
I have no idea of the details and who you are honestly but I love love love fast moving bookings. Speed is my favorite thing as always. Thank you.
C
carmen_b
03-28-2016, 03:48 PM
Dear Nutto ( clearly a gf of a massage customer ) :
Don't text me asking if I know him . Ha. Unless you are BUYING a session you'll get NO info out of me. Come buy something if you want to chat with me.
Thanks ,
C
p.s. - I have seems HUNDREDS of customers over the years of travel to this location. I actually have no idea who the guy is !! HAHA
I just have to LAUGH at the insanity of some people .
CanadaGirlq
04-06-2016, 09:55 AM
dear creepy extras-seeking customer,
i appreciate you obeying the rules (mostly) and not touching my pussy (except for that one sneaky "quick pat" just after you'd paid me and my hands were full of money) or licking me or trying to feel out my asshole, but i didn't think i had to tell you that the following are also off-limits :
1 - "massaging" my inny belly button with your finger. why?? and then when i move your hand, you smile up at me and say "oh, does it make you uncomfortable, me feeling your birth canal?"
FUCK YOU. that is an intimate place and you know it. you just proved you know it. it's where i was attached to my MOM you FREAK. what the actual fuck? get your dirty finger off me!
and brush up on your anatomy 101.
2 - grabbing my nipples, which are large and always standing up nicely, pulling them towards your face and then suddenly sticking one up your nostril!
WHAT?!!! that is disgusting. i have to breastfeed kids with that one day and i truly hope the image of you sticking my pretty pink nipple up your hairy nostril is long forgotten - please pass the brain bleach.
3 - then when i express outrage at what you just did, you try to grab a boob and pretend to clean your ear with it!
i see your passive aggressive behaviour and i hate you for it.
you think because i won't let you violate me in the traditional ways you can find unique ways to be "intimate" without my consent.
i really really hate you.
you're lucky the club's been slow and i took $900 off you this week or i'd have kneed you in the balls and had you kicked out.
i would never consent to any of the above for any amount of money.
i will never dance for you again.
and no, you're definitely not "funny".
Layla.00
04-08-2016, 03:30 AM
The belly bottom guys are so fucking nasty.
dear creepy extras-seeking customer,
i appreciate you obeying the rules (mostly) and not touching my pussy (except for that one sneaky "quick pat" just after you'd paid me and my hands were full of money) or licking me or trying to feel out my asshole, but i didn't think i had to tell you that the following are also off-limits :
1 - "massaging" my inny belly button with your finger. why?? and then when i move your hand, you smile up at me and say "oh, does it make you uncomfortable, me feeling your birth canal?"
FUCK YOU. that is an intimate place and you know it. you just proved you know it. it's where i was attached to my MOM you FREAK. what the actual fuck? get your dirty finger off me!
and brush up on your anatomy 101.
2 - grabbing my nipples, which are large and always standing up nicely, pulling them towards your face and then suddenly sticking one up your nostril!
WHAT?!!! that is disgusting. i have to breastfeed kids with that one day and i truly hope the image of you sticking my pretty pink nipple up your hairy nostril is long forgotten - please pass the brain bleach.
3 - then when i express outrage at what you just did, you try to grab a boob and pretend to clean your ear with it!
i see your passive aggressive behaviour and i hate you for it.
you think because i won't let you violate me in the traditional ways you can find unique ways to be "intimate" without my consent.
i really really hate you.
you're lucky the club's been slow and i took $900 off you this week or i'd have kneed you in the balls and had you kicked out.
i would never consent to any of the above for any amount of money.
i will never dance for you again.
and no, you're definitely not "funny".
SweetJulia
04-08-2016, 05:00 AM
Last two=thanks for reminding me I'm not going overboard by saying I have ptsd from stripping. It's almost always salesmen, in my experience. Whether they sell cars, Kirbys, or rotten meat. Do they poke the meat for a half hour before buying one piece? See how many fingers they can get in the gas tank opening? Take the car for a two hour test drive, buying it drinks, thinking that warrants paying half price? If they were good at sales and understood selling dances is different than objects, the world would be a much better place. *Rant over, sorry I'm grouchy*
LoveyDovey
04-17-2016, 01:33 AM
Dear Customer,
You need to take a shower and brush your teeth before you come in. Please don't come in straight from your construction job, all dirty, and touch me with your grubby hands. I noticed that you like to drink stiff drinks and smoke cigars /weed/ God knows what else. The stench lingers on your beard. Then you breathe all over me AND TRY TO LICK ME. No. Just no. I cannot breathe when you are talking to me. I have to turn my head and sneak a quick breath of fresh air so that I don't asphyxiate while chatting or dancing for you. We will never hook up, I will never make out with you, and I feel bad saying all this because you are otherwise a nice person but you really need to take some pride in your personal hygiene. If I shower/ brush teeth/ chew gum before work and smell nice, then maybe you could try doing the same. Thank you.
LoveyDovey
04-17-2016, 01:36 AM
To the guys who let their mouths hang open during dances, like they're hoping that my boob will fly into their mouth:
You seriously look retarded. But unfortunately for you, you're just going to keep looking like that for the rest of the dance because I'm not granting that wish, ya lil nasty ass. The fact that you're paying (and tipping)me is the only reason that I don't take a picture/vid of you to show you how stupid you look right now. It's embarrassing.
Ps: Brush yo damn teeth!!
I call these guys trouts. Or I call it "trouting". They look like fish when they do that.
iAdoreJessicaC
05-03-2016, 11:42 PM
Dear Angry Wifey,
Just like 99.9% of the girls in the club, I don't want your man. You don't have to go postal crazy on me when your boy's friend pays me to give a LD to your man. I know you are in Vegas and want to be everywhere he is but guess what - your in OUR house now. RESPECT! Does your man freak when you go to Thunder from Down Under? Get the point. Good, love you too!
Kisses, B
PS - Don't worry the .01% is only in your head.
CanadaGirlq
05-04-2016, 09:17 AM
Dear Customer,
YOU are the CUSTOMER at a STRIP CLUB.
You get to CHOOSE your entertainer for the evening.
This is not a charity or a pet shop adopt-a-thon.
Some of us take pride in our appearance and spend a considerable amount of time preparing to hit the floor looking as good for you as possible, which you must notice because you stare, but then you go to the VIP with some bitch with stringy hair, unmatching grimy outfits and eyeliner halfway down her face! Why??
Do you think she looks so desperate she'll give you extra mileage?
We are all $20 a song.
You do not get extra mileage from anyone and that "poor ratchet girl" is raking in 3 times what I am, so enjoy the club in the not-so-distant future when we're ALL putting in a just-rolled-out-of-bed amount of effort!
Also, I'm pretty sure God does not smile upon you and give you forgiveness points for "donating" your money to the most needy-looking stripper at the club.
Tell me, when you're at Hugo Boss, do you buy the sweater with a hole in it because you "feel sorry for it"?! Please do next time, because then at least your life would make logical sense.
cassie22
05-06-2016, 08:46 AM
Dear Customer,
YOU are the CUSTOMER at a STRIP CLUB.
You get to CHOOSE your entertainer for the evening.
This is not a charity or a pet shop adopt-a-thon.
Some of us take pride in our appearance and spend a considerable amount of time preparing to hit the floor looking as good for you as possible, which you must notice because you stare, but then you go to the VIP with some bitch with stringy hair, unmatching grimy outfits and eyeliner halfway down her face! Why??
Do you think she looks so desperate she'll give you extra mileage?
We are all $20 a song.
You do not get extra mileage from anyone and that "poor ratchet girl" is raking in 3 times what I am, so enjoy the club in the not-so-distant future when we're ALL putting in a just-rolled-out-of-bed amount of effort!
Also, I'm pretty sure God does not smile upon you and give you forgiveness points for "donating" your money to the most needy-looking stripper at the club.
Tell me, when you're at Hugo Boss, do you buy the sweater with a hole in it because you "feel sorry for it"?! Please do next time, because then at least your life would make logical sense.
Sometimes these "ratchet looking girls" have a great personality and you don't know how many men crave intimacy and connection more than physical attraction. If you're depending on physical attraction alone, that's a toughie, there's probably a ton of hot girls in your club that you're competing with and it won't get you very far.
I know this 10/10 girl who is easily one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen but her personality is -10 / 10 and it's why other less attractive girls make so much more than her.
Just my 2 cents
SirensSong
05-06-2016, 10:27 AM
Sometimes these "ratchet looking girls" have a great personality and you don't know how many men crave intimacy and connection more than physical attraction. If you're depending on physical attraction alone, that's a toughie, there's probably a ton of hot girls in your club that you're competing with and it won't get you very far.
I know this 10/10 girl who is easily one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen but her personality is -10 / 10 and it's why other less attractive girls make so much more than her.
Just my 2 cents
I agree with this! Plus, the messy hair/makeup might just mean she's been really busy all night - I freshen myself up allll the time, but if there's a ton of customers to hustle, I'm not gonna spend that much time in the dressing room! :) I've found that looking busy/popular (even if it means dummies assume extra mileage) = much easier sales. I'd rather that than look flawless for the other girls :P
culitos
05-07-2016, 11:34 AM
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LoveyDovey
05-07-2016, 05:08 PM
Thanks for reminding me why I refuse to approach black customers.
Be careful. Don't make it a race thing. I know plenty of black customers who are generous.
LoveyDovey
05-07-2016, 05:11 PM
Dear cool customer, you are so nice to dance for. Thank you for being respectful and keeping your hands to yourself. You always say nice things to me and it makes me feel good. I also appreciate the way you tip on top of dances. We all love you. Wish some of these guys could be more like you.
Swarovskibunny
05-15-2016, 09:40 AM
To the customers who tried to play mind games and wasted my time last shift:
I may be a stripper, but I'm not fucking stupid. I may be a fresh face at this particular joint, but I've been dancing for years. So don't pull that crap, don't try to grab my boob, don't feed me any of your bullshit. I'm going back to my old principle of never sitting on a guy's lap unless we're in VIP. Fuck what all the other girls are doing.
And if you tell me that I have to "convince you," I'm going to hate your guts and pray that someone keys your car and you step in dog shit .
AmandaAtkinson
05-15-2016, 12:32 PM
Hi there,
I am a UK based university researcher and artist currently planning an exhibition exploring women's experience of stripping and pole dancing in nightlife locations and treatment by clients.
I'd be most grateful to hear about your experiences of the industry. If anyone is willing to help out, please provide a few words on the following:
1) A short description regarding what working in the industry means to you, how it makes you feel (e.g. empowering, exhausting, lucrative)
2) Examples of words that clients have called you/labelled you.
3) Examples of words that you have been labelled by others due to your work (non-clients)
4) Words you would use to describe your clients
I am taking an objective approach and would like the work to be led by the community.
Best wishes,
Amanda
CanadaGirlq
05-20-2016, 02:28 AM
I agree with this! Plus, the messy hair/makeup might just mean she's been really busy all night - I freshen myself up allll the time, but if there's a ton of customers to hustle, I'm not gonna spend that much time in the dressing room! :) I've found that looking busy/popular (even if it means dummies assume extra mileage) = much easier sales. I'd rather that than look flawless for the other girls :P
I wish that were true, but I've asked customers why they went with certain girls and their answers are either that they felt sorry for them or they were looking for "a bit more than a dance"...that's what annoys me.
I'm not dissing the ratchet girl hustle, to each their own, can't say that's not me some nights (and then I do rely on my personality more), but I am pissed off with customers who don't have the backbone to say "no, thank you" to girls they don't really like and get bullied into VIP with them. It's stupid.
Some customers need to remember that they are the customer and they can choose. That's all.
CanadaGirlq
05-20-2016, 02:38 AM
Dear Strip Club Customers,
This is not an ok conversation :
- chit chat
- chit chat
- you're stunning
- thank you, but i look better naked, wanna see?
- i do, but i'm looking for a bit more than a dance, kid
- oh
- and you don't do that do you?
- no...
- hahaha
- ok, well, enjoy your night.......(at the brothel? Am I in a brothel? I'm so confused...)
lilylilylily
05-21-2016, 12:54 PM
Dear customer
I know I'm very good at pretending to enjoy my time with you but I can't stand when you say that I should be paying you for the dances.
Swarovskibunny
05-21-2016, 02:38 PM
Dear Customer from Detroit:
Yes, we all know that there are more hookers than actual strippers working in Detroit clubs. And yes, I had a feeling that you would decline a simple $20 table dance because it doesn't involve sex. Well guess what buddy? You're in the south. You're in a clean club, where nothing is private and management will fire girls for even attempting to do extras. So if you think this place is a waste of money, then why the fuck are you here? Don't the tricks on TUSCL tell you where to find the whores?
To the customers who know they can't get sex in the club so they bug us with OTC propositions:
Fuck off, fuck off from there, and when you get there, fuck off some more, and then fuck off again.
tempest666
05-21-2016, 09:51 PM
Dear uterine sector,
I'm done with you. Fuck off and die somewhere. Run off a cliff en masse like lemmings. You don't belong in strip clubs.
hippiechick
05-23-2016, 11:32 AM
Dear "Nice Guys",
I know I have great legs. I ran for almost 2 decades. I know they are smooth as fuck. I exfoliate daily. I shave almost my entire body. YES my legs hurt from being on my feet in heels for hours. HOWEVER, I also bruise easliy. I do NOT appreciate you massaging my legs so hard during lap dances that I consistently go home with bruises in the shape, size and formation of your fucking finger prints. Keep your damn hands to yourself. No it doesn't feel good. It hurts. You suck.
3milyth3strang3
05-24-2016, 12:01 PM
Dear Customer,
YOU are the CUSTOMER at a STRIP CLUB.
You get to CHOOSE your entertainer for the evening.
This is not a charity or a pet shop adopt-a-thon.
Some of us take pride in our appearance and spend a considerable amount of time preparing to hit the floor looking as good for you as possible, which you must notice because you stare, but then you go to the VIP with some bitch with stringy hair, unmatching grimy outfits and eyeliner halfway down her face! Why??
Do you think she looks so desperate she'll give you extra mileage?
We are all $20 a song.
You do not get extra mileage from anyone and that "poor ratchet girl" is raking in 3 times what I am, so enjoy the club in the not-so-distant future when we're ALL putting in a just-rolled-out-of-bed amount of effort!
Also, I'm pretty sure God does not smile upon you and give you forgiveness points for "donating" your money to the most needy-looking stripper at the club.
Tell me, when you're at Hugo Boss, do you buy the sweater with a hole in it because you "feel sorry for it"?! Please do next time, because then at least your life would make logical sense.
Maybe this came off differently to me than it was intended to when written, but personally, in my club, I suppose i qualify as one of those girls. Minimal makeup, simple natural hair, simple outfits that I've had for a bit, but since they make me money why get rid of it? Compared to the other girls at my club, I'm a solid 7, 8 if I really have a good hair day and I am well rested. most of the other girls that put in more effort are 10s easily. but where I work these girls tend to be more snobby, or seem unattainable.... Confident men go only for the 10s they feel they can have anyone, so why not the best? Whereas the lonely men who are more shy, they like what they feel they could possibly attain. It all depends on the crowd. Just my insight from customer comments to me on this matter. Try appearing more open and friendly, approach everyone!
KivaWithAnI
05-26-2016, 02:00 AM
Dear customer,
It is fine to refuse a dance, but don't proceed to grab my ass as I walk away. It makes me feel asaulted, and like you are taking something for free. it's not a complement and it doesn't feel good.
Miss_Red
06-17-2016, 08:24 PM
Dear gentlemen,
You are correct. It's not technically against the rules for you to be the only three people in my dead club on day shift, for you to openly oggle and hoot and yell at the girls, and for you to tip zero dollars to anyone for half an hour while nursing your cheep beers.
It's also not against the rules for me and the other girls to be rude to you, which we were--very, very rude.
I asked you if you were ashamed to be so broke and cheap that you can't tip at all. You said you weren't, and I believe you. Apparently you have NO shame, because you complained to the DJ about us being rude to you. When he told you, politely, to get bent, you left, dumping your cheap beer all over the floor as you did so.
Some of the other girls were furiously angry at you. I want you to know that I couldn't even muster up the energy to be pissed off at you. You are clearly such a sad, pathetic group of "men"--such an impotent, whiny example of the twenty-something generation we both belong to--I feel that nothing I could possible do to you or wish upon you would be a worse punishment than existing as the kind of person who complains to the authorities when a naked girl is mean to you. Seriously, I don't know how you live with yourself. If I woke up to discover I was that weak, that pathetic, that helpless, that disgusting, I would kill myself.
Sincerely,
-The hot girl with the ass you enjoyed so much who was mean to you on Wednesday
whirlerz
06-17-2016, 08:40 PM
Dear Customer from Detroit:
To the customers who know they can't get sex in the club so they bug us with OTC propositions:
Fuck off, fuck off from there, and when you get there, fuck off some more, and then fuck off again.
Sigh. I f'n LOVE THIS^! Gonna use it on someone!
stormyxcutie
06-25-2016, 05:59 AM
Stop trying to fucking "sneak" a touch on my pussy or fucking spread it
that is gross as hell wtf!!! And especially during a $20 dance
holy shit you are so fucking grossss
Missdoll
06-26-2016, 08:53 PM
You wasted my time and kissed my boob when I hugged you. Ewww. At least you didn't try to cop a cheap feel.
Thanks for the soda I guess? Cheap asssss!
yinyang
06-26-2016, 09:33 PM
Dear Mr. X,
Send money. Send money, please. I accept Paypal, check, and money order, too. No refunds. Thanks!
-me
chasestrip
06-27-2016, 09:51 PM
I haven't got anything to vent but I'm loving some of these replies :)
Swarovskibunny
07-09-2016, 06:25 PM
To the customers who get VIPs with me:
You guys have more personality than the other 90% of guys in the club. I actually enjoy my job when I'm up there with you. I only wish you all would come in earlier so that we could hang out there longer.
Dear everyone else: get on these guys' level!
carmen_b
07-28-2016, 01:39 PM
Dear Mr Pest :
Look.., I just set up my Incall . I held 5pm open for you. You have your session time. No need to call / text three times asking if you can get in earlier. If I had something earlier, I'd have let you know the first time.
I'm not sure what to do with you now ! I'm waivering on not wanting to meet.
Customers : Do Not Do This
:/
C
Leather_Jacket
07-29-2016, 02:19 PM
Dear Kujo,
Let me enlighten you on how this works. You aren't supposed to touch the girl during the dance, period. Yes, times sure have changed and the majority of you asshole kids insist on getting handsy to the point where I've learned to mostly not give a fuck. But seriously, if you grab my ass during a song and shake it violently, I'm going to give you a warning. You stopped and I was happy to continue dancing since you had complied with what I had told you. Considering that money last night was down right impossible to find, I wanted you to continue buying dances. I was relieved when you handed me $80 for two more... but honestly, had I known, I would have been happy to leave with the measly $50 I had earned that night.
We got through the first song no problem. You kept your hands to yourself and I was seriously convinced that you were a normal functioning human being, that is until you launched in with your face, took a mouthful of my entire boob, and bit me hard. I slapped you harder than I thought I was capable of, and came back with the force of the slap, to back hand you in the face. I didn't even have to think about it, I haven't even come close to violently blacking out in a good long while. You're lucky my impulse was to strike you twice and walk away. There was a time when I would have done much more than that. Where, in gods name, did you learn that that was an acceptable thing to do? I'll never understand the asshole factory your breed of 19-year-old little boys come from. I laughed it off with co-workers and survived the night without looking like it affected me but truth be told, it was the first time at work that I had felt taken advantage of to that degree. I'm sure if you knew that you would be pretty damn pleased with yourself. They need muzzles and sterilization for animals like you.
gummygirl
07-30-2016, 12:28 AM
Dear wannabes Rihannas,
No your not bad bitch like me, no I don't like your men.
No you can't grope and grape me just cuz you female
Yes, I see you looking at me like you wanna stab me.
Annnndddddd for those who talk shit about the stripper
Get on that pole naked since your so great and get naked!!! Or stfu!
BTW guys, tipping your GF don't count as one of us!!!!
LoveyDovey
07-30-2016, 09:44 AM
Dear Kujo,
Let me enlighten you on how this works. You aren't supposed to touch the girl during the dance, period. Yes, times sure have changed and the majority of you asshole kids insist on getting handsy to the point where I've learned to mostly not give a fuck. But seriously, if you grab my ass during a song and shake it violently, I'm going to give you a warning. You stopped and I was happy to continue dancing since you had complied with what I had told you. Considering that money last night was down right impossible to find, I wanted you to continue buying dances. I was relieved when you handed me $80 for two more... but honestly, had I known, I would have been happy to leave with the measly $50 I had earned that night.
We got through the first song no problem. You kept your hands to yourself and I was seriously convinced that you were a normal functioning human being, that is until you launched in with your face, took a mouthful of my entire boob, and bit me hard. I slapped you harder than I thought I was capable of, and came back with the force of the slap, to back hand you in the face. I didn't even have to think about it, I haven't even come close to violently blacking out in a good long while. You're lucky my impulse was to strike you twice and walk away. There was a time when I would have done much more than that. Where, in gods name, did you learn that that was an acceptable thing to do? I'll never understand the asshole factory your breed of 19-year-old little boys come from. I laughed it off with co-workers and survived the night without looking like it affected me but truth be told, it was the first time at work that I had felt taken advantage of to that degree. I'm sure if you knew that you would be pretty damn pleased with yourself. They need muzzles and sterilization for animals like you.
I'm so sorry that happened to you. What an asshole.