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ScarletKitten
12-24-2015, 08:54 PM
When thinking about something that made you mad at work....but then you remember how much money you make most nights.

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kaninchen
12-25-2015, 07:23 PM
What managers think you're doing on your night off when they ask you to come in

http://38.media.tumblr.com/aaf14e653f895a942a1887223ee60f08/tumblr_inline_mpqpy723ER1qz4rgp.gif

What you're really doing

http://i.giphy.com/K4x1ZL36xWCf6.gif

kaninchen
12-25-2015, 07:44 PM
A customer trying to make conversation when he's blinded by your hotness

http://i.giphy.com/QQkyLVLAbQRKU.gif

https://emmadavies23.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/tumblr_miv4pvkijp1rf8fybo1_500.gif

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA4LzEzLzg5LzMwcm9ja2tlbm5lLmEyNzQ4LmdpZg pwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg4NTA-CmUJanBn/5275ce66/ad9/30-rock-kenneth.jpg

http://cdn4.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/channing-tatum-cheese.gif

wednesday86
12-26-2015, 09:59 AM
When you get a guy back for an hour VIP but his card gets declined

https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/miss-universe-crown-mix-up-ftr.jpg?w=600&h=338&crop=1

OliveJardin
12-30-2015, 07:55 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwF88OeHQ38

^...when paying taxes ::) .

Miss_Red
01-02-2016, 11:59 AM
Can I meet you after work BB?

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wednesday86
01-18-2016, 12:48 PM
Going back to the club when you're still completely burned out

https://media.giphy.com/media/14ghe3hqY1V6tq/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/ErT9EdlI41A40/giphy.gif

ScarletKitten
01-21-2016, 11:51 PM
Walk up in the club and be like, "I GOT THIS SHIT."

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Selina M
01-23-2016, 09:14 PM
Ending a dance after a customer repeatedly & forcefully tries to shove his hand down your thong/pull your ass cheeks apart/lick you

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tuesdaymarie
01-24-2016, 11:04 AM
Forcing yourself to laugh at moments of totally original comedic genius like, "Why don't you pay ME to dance for YOU?"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d81c9c43084124aef92ea83bb988fe3/tumblr_mjxqm6cn9h1rhewsro1_500.gif

Miss_Red
01-26-2016, 12:03 AM
In Honor of January, which is Slow Season:

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When you're the top earner on a shitty, shitty night:

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Stevie710
01-27-2016, 10:00 AM
This isn't a gif, but i absolutely love this scene from Magic Mike lol

Backstreet Boys forever!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zip5iavhUU

Aurora_Sunset
01-27-2016, 10:05 AM
^^ This is legit one of my all-time favorite movie scenes.

tuesdaymarie
02-04-2016, 06:44 PM
When another girl tries to approach your tipping stage-side customers, and you have to unleash your superior boobs in a show of dominance.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wm30F2bd1rx8xito4_500.gif

ImmoralAllure
02-25-2016, 12:59 AM
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ScarletKitten
02-27-2016, 11:02 PM
Hearing strippers call other strippers "slut", "whore", etc.

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LegoMoney
03-27-2016, 09:42 PM
When that customer that you thought was "yours" (no such thing) buys a bottle and a room for a bitch that is no where near as cute as you and you care for half a second but then remember that you're better than that.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/X38rVXlLUrT6E/giphy.gif

Miss_Red
07-03-2016, 09:03 PM
"Can I meet you outside the club?"
"I want to take you out to dinner."
"I don't get dances but I'll pay you to fuck me"
"Give me a BJ in VIP?"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aGG27dGUA

Selina M
10-30-2016, 10:15 PM
Couple of Hank Hill gems...

When you approach those rude, defensive guys:
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The "My friend and I are just catching up":
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striplover
10-31-2016, 10:25 AM
I love this! I will try to contribute with something, this gifs are awesome!

striplover
11-08-2016, 05:14 AM
Wowww, the GIFS are really awesome! I love this type of humor :)

ScarletKitten
03-28-2017, 05:04 PM
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Selina M
03-28-2017, 05:49 PM
^ I have that one saved on my phone, it's my favorite :rotfl:

tootsie
04-06-2017, 08:45 PM
Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

gummygirl
04-22-2017, 05:04 AM
When customers ask for extras the 10000000th time that night

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_ODcECzxGQ/T4sMKffGa8I/AAAAAAAAA88/LnQ8Dvynqbg/s1600/michael-scott-no.gif

This had me on the ground

Selina M
07-16-2017, 06:29 PM
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calla
08-04-2017, 09:15 AM
when it’s 1:30am and u got 50 bucks in ur purse and it cost you 100 bucks to come to work and u hear ur 50th ‘maybe later
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CharlottesWebb
08-07-2017, 05:48 PM
When I come into work
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/webkit-fake-url://32d8d4a8-da63-43eb-91fb-649e26844cd2/imagegif

When I see a girl being nasty / sloppy on stage
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/webkit-fake-url://8eaaaf10-ba66-41e0-9ebd-d0d16137142b/imagegif

When a customer says "give me a kiss"

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/webkit-fake-url://acb5ad10-b8c7-4036-81d0-dcc96d737676/imagegif
Girls comforting other girls in dressing room after dealing with a jerk

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/webkit-fake-url://e349fe23-b618-478d-8ed8-205b6703854c/imagegif
When a customer keeps handing you tons of money to sit and drink
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/webkit-fake-url://3f79da0b-35bb-43eb-bac3-49654b1588e5/imagegif

Selina M
08-15-2017, 10:51 PM
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Aurora_Sunset
08-16-2017, 05:44 AM
^^Omg I love it

Elle:)
01-05-2018, 10:20 PM
When you realize that all the gus in the club are younger than you(24) and have no intention of spending.


https://giphy.com/gifs/scream-screaming-ah-8MROOKOiQKyPe/fullscreen

When the manager tries to say that the night will get better.


https://giphy.com/gifs/mean-girls-mrw-NYEAFHB94PZQI/fullscreen

When you start thinking about all the bills you have to pay.


https://giphy.com/gifs/pretty-little-liars-popcorn-television-RcSWCKKLrxRN6/fullscreen

When you start talking to a customer but something he says gives away he isn't going to spend


https://giphy.com/gifs/dc-brightestyoungthings-bets-mVNK8JIDfIruw/fullscreen