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ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 07:54 PM
When another dancer tries to cutthroat you and steal your customer...
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ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 08:02 PM
Making your customer wait as you count the money he just paid you...
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ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 08:06 PM
How you imagine male strippers...
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~*SwanPrincess*~
05-02-2014, 06:39 AM
I love these! I've bookmarked this for when I need a good laugh :)
yinyang
05-07-2014, 03:59 AM
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Can I have your number?"
"Can I suck on those?"
"Let me lick it."
"Let me touch it."
"Just a little."
"Come here!"
"Come on!"
"Kiss me!"
"No one will see!"
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Tourdefranzia
05-07-2014, 11:33 AM
I love this thread!
pink_bunny
05-07-2014, 12:32 PM
37475
LuckyOne
05-08-2014, 12:20 PM
I had a whole little blog like this...I am not updating anymore but it's still there...
http://stripperlol.tumblr.com/
Oh lawd, this has been the highlight of my otherwise crappy day. LOL! Thanks for taking the time to make these...
Edit, I am rolling, ROLLING on the floor laughing at these! So awesome.
ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:26 PM
When the club has a ridiculous rule you can't understand...
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ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:33 PM
When a customer keeps asking you if you'll have sex with him for "x" amount of money...
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ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:37 PM
When you go on 2 stages, dance your ass off, but don't make a single dollar during your set...
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ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:39 PM
When you glide into the club...
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ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:44 PM
Trying to spin around a pole while drunk as fuck...
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pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:11 AM
OMG the obama one!! LOL
ScarletKitten
05-09-2014, 12:22 AM
Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
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pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:39 AM
37497When a drunk customer climbs on stage, starts dancing, and you kick them off.
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:42 AM
When you are giving a vip dance and other people sitting near you dont accept your offer for a dance but watch you give another customer a dance37498
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:46 AM
The day after giving a string of dances to a very overweight man37499
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:50 AM
When sweatpants man sits down and motions for you to come over.37500
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:11 AM
squabbles in the dressing room over who gets to sit where or where to keep your things on the counter37501
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:16 AM
my reaction to the manager trying having me come in on a no money day...37503 ;D
pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:21 AM
lol sorry that last one was huge!
HestersFall
05-10-2014, 07:18 PM
37518
How I feel when my feet hurt on stage and someone gives me a dollar.
pink_bunny
05-10-2014, 11:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBesnhei-Vs
LMAO!!! that terrior face is he supposed to look sad??
here is mine, for when a customer that is into worship, wants to serve you and asks what he can do for you
pink_bunny
05-11-2014, 12:18 AM
Stripper #1 OMGIMADE SOOO SOSO MUCH MONEY TONIGHT!!! RANDO STRIPPER #2 OMG IM GOING TO kill my boyfriend, hes not even answering his phone, ETC ETC ETC ETC 37523
pink_bunny
05-11-2014, 12:21 AM
Theres always that one dancer thats high on meth and wears mismatching stockings, bras and thongs. BUSTED makeup... 37524
wednesday86
05-14-2014, 07:38 PM
When a customer asks if I'll do extras in the dance room/VIP room
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hhlun.gif
wednesday86
05-14-2014, 07:51 PM
When customers talk to me,
How I act:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/kdyea.gif
How I feel:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/supt.gif
wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:03 PM
When customers tell me how beautiful/perfect/sexy/cute I am....I'm all like,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ty.gif
But really I'm like,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rhpsf.gif
wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:20 PM
When I first walk up in the club:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hrflp.gif
By the end of the night:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mad-goldie.gif
wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:44 PM
When a custy's not spending $$$ but wants to keep talking you up,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/good-day-sir.gif
wednesday86
05-15-2014, 09:14 AM
When it's late and custies are drunk and getting really rowdy during your stage set,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oprahthankyou.gif
hellkitty
05-16-2014, 11:17 AM
When another stripper talks shit about you.
37552
hellkitty
05-16-2014, 11:19 AM
After a long shift at work
37553
wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:34 AM
When you hear another dancer talkin' shit about you,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/quizzical.gif
ScarletKitten
05-16-2014, 11:35 AM
Upon hearing a stripper rip out a long, loud fart in the dressing room... :O
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wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:36 AM
When a custy asks "How much to take you home for the night?"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1m.gif
wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:45 AM
When the club is full and everyone's spending!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny.gif
When the club is full and NOBODY's spending....
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wwyp.gif
pink_bunny
05-17-2014, 12:05 AM
Wednesday, do you know what kind of bird that is in the gif??
wednesday86
05-17-2014, 06:39 AM
Wednesday, do you know what kind of bird that is in the gif??
I believe it is a shoe billed stork.
wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:10 AM
When it's slow and the one custy in the club takes you to VIP,
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt700kHH3y1r317bvo1_400.gif
wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:21 AM
When girls argue in the dressing room while you're getting ready,
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjl3clk221r317bvo1_500.gif
wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:34 AM
When custies ask why they should take me to VIP...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo8abGN5F1qe2ha5o4_250.gif
ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:01 AM
When you are just NOT in the mood dealing with grabby customers...
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ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:06 AM
When customers aren't tipping on stage...
http://i.imgur.com/6TvIuik.gif
(Thanks to MargaritaVillain for this gif)
ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:10 AM
When a customer says "Can we wait a few minutes before a dance? Let's talk more"...
37597
ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:26 AM
Not giving a fuck what the other dancers think or say about you...
37599
ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:43 AM
When another dancer asks to borrow some mouthwash because she just gave a BJ in VIP...
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ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:52 AM
When a customer tells you about his weird necrophilia fetish and you can't tell if he's joking or serious...
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ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:54 AM
When you come home at the end of the night...
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