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ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 07:54 PM
When another dancer tries to cutthroat you and steal your customer...
37408

ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 08:02 PM
Making your customer wait as you count the money he just paid you...
37410

ScarletKitten
05-01-2014, 08:06 PM
How you imagine male strippers...
37411

~*SwanPrincess*~
05-02-2014, 06:39 AM
I love these! I've bookmarked this for when I need a good laugh :)

yinyang
05-07-2014, 03:59 AM
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Can I have your number?"
"Can I suck on those?"
"Let me lick it."
"Let me touch it."
"Just a little."
"Come here!"
"Come on!"
"Kiss me!"
"No one will see!"

37456

Tourdefranzia
05-07-2014, 11:33 AM
I love this thread!

pink_bunny
05-07-2014, 12:32 PM
37475

LuckyOne
05-08-2014, 12:20 PM
I had a whole little blog like this...I am not updating anymore but it's still there...
http://stripperlol.tumblr.com/

Oh lawd, this has been the highlight of my otherwise crappy day. LOL! Thanks for taking the time to make these...

Edit, I am rolling, ROLLING on the floor laughing at these! So awesome.

ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:26 PM
When the club has a ridiculous rule you can't understand...
37491

ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:33 PM
When a customer keeps asking you if you'll have sex with him for "x" amount of money...
37492

ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:37 PM
When you go on 2 stages, dance your ass off, but don't make a single dollar during your set...
37493

ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:39 PM
When you glide into the club...
37494

ScarletKitten
05-08-2014, 11:44 PM
Trying to spin around a pole while drunk as fuck...
37495

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:11 AM
OMG the obama one!! LOL

ScarletKitten
05-09-2014, 12:22 AM
Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
37496

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:39 AM
37497When a drunk customer climbs on stage, starts dancing, and you kick them off.

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:42 AM
When you are giving a vip dance and other people sitting near you dont accept your offer for a dance but watch you give another customer a dance37498

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:46 AM
The day after giving a string of dances to a very overweight man37499

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 12:50 AM
When sweatpants man sits down and motions for you to come over.37500

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:11 AM
squabbles in the dressing room over who gets to sit where or where to keep your things on the counter37501

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:16 AM
my reaction to the manager trying having me come in on a no money day...37503 ;D

pink_bunny
05-09-2014, 01:21 AM
lol sorry that last one was huge!

HestersFall
05-10-2014, 07:18 PM
37518
How I feel when my feet hurt on stage and someone gives me a dollar.

pink_bunny
05-10-2014, 11:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBesnhei-Vs



LMAO!!! that terrior face is he supposed to look sad??
here is mine, for when a customer that is into worship, wants to serve you and asks what he can do for you

pink_bunny
05-11-2014, 12:18 AM
Stripper #1 OMGIMADE SOOO SOSO MUCH MONEY TONIGHT!!! RANDO STRIPPER #2 OMG IM GOING TO kill my boyfriend, hes not even answering his phone, ETC ETC ETC ETC 37523

pink_bunny
05-11-2014, 12:21 AM
Theres always that one dancer thats high on meth and wears mismatching stockings, bras and thongs. BUSTED makeup... 37524

wednesday86
05-14-2014, 07:38 PM
When a customer asks if I'll do extras in the dance room/VIP room

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hhlun.gif

wednesday86
05-14-2014, 07:51 PM
When customers talk to me,

How I act:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/kdyea.gif


How I feel:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/supt.gif

wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:03 PM
When customers tell me how beautiful/perfect/sexy/cute I am....I'm all like,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ty.gif

But really I'm like,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rhpsf.gif

wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:20 PM
When I first walk up in the club:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hrflp.gif

By the end of the night:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mad-goldie.gif

wednesday86
05-14-2014, 08:44 PM
When a custy's not spending $$$ but wants to keep talking you up,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/good-day-sir.gif

wednesday86
05-15-2014, 09:14 AM
When it's late and custies are drunk and getting really rowdy during your stage set,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oprahthankyou.gif

hellkitty
05-16-2014, 11:17 AM
When another stripper talks shit about you.

37552

hellkitty
05-16-2014, 11:19 AM
After a long shift at work

37553

wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:34 AM
When you hear another dancer talkin' shit about you,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/quizzical.gif

ScarletKitten
05-16-2014, 11:35 AM
Upon hearing a stripper rip out a long, loud fart in the dressing room... :O
37554

wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:36 AM
When a custy asks "How much to take you home for the night?"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1m.gif

wednesday86
05-16-2014, 11:45 AM
When the club is full and everyone's spending!


http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny.gif



When the club is full and NOBODY's spending....


http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wwyp.gif

pink_bunny
05-17-2014, 12:05 AM
Wednesday, do you know what kind of bird that is in the gif??

wednesday86
05-17-2014, 06:39 AM
Wednesday, do you know what kind of bird that is in the gif??

I believe it is a shoe billed stork.

wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:10 AM
When it's slow and the one custy in the club takes you to VIP,

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt700kHH3y1r317bvo1_400.gif

wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:21 AM
When girls argue in the dressing room while you're getting ready,

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjl3clk221r317bvo1_500.gif

wednesday86
05-17-2014, 07:34 AM
When custies ask why they should take me to VIP...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo8abGN5F1qe2ha5o4_250.gif

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:01 AM
When you are just NOT in the mood dealing with grabby customers...

37596

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:06 AM
When customers aren't tipping on stage...
http://i.imgur.com/6TvIuik.gif

(Thanks to MargaritaVillain for this gif)

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:10 AM
When a customer says "Can we wait a few minutes before a dance? Let's talk more"...
37597

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:26 AM
Not giving a fuck what the other dancers think or say about you...
37599

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:43 AM
When another dancer asks to borrow some mouthwash because she just gave a BJ in VIP...
37601

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:52 AM
When a customer tells you about his weird necrophilia fetish and you can't tell if he's joking or serious...
37602

ScarletKitten
05-22-2014, 12:54 AM
When you come home at the end of the night...
37603