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ScarletKitten
06-07-2014, 10:04 PM
When I'm a veteran dancer years down the road...
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ScarletKitten
06-07-2014, 10:09 PM
What my own crazy-self wants to say to other schizophrenic/bipolar dancers...
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Aniela
06-07-2014, 10:13 PM
When I'm a veteran dancer years down the road...
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What's this one from? She looks like a very well-aged Sarah Michelle Gellar
ScarletKitten
06-07-2014, 10:18 PM
How it feels in the club when the DJ goes crazy with the trippy laser lights, fog, and black lights while playing dubstep, and you're drunk as fuck and beginning to feel like you're on shrooms or lsd...
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Aniela
06-07-2014, 10:20 PM
My answer to the bitch asking to borrow mouthwash after giving a BJ in VIP:
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ScarletKitten
06-07-2014, 10:21 PM
What's this one from? She looks like a very well-aged Sarah Michelle Gellar
It's Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City the movie (the 1st one) - she's gorgeous & hilarious, I love her!
ScarletKitten
06-07-2014, 10:36 PM
What I sometimes want to do to the hotness I see in the dressing room...}:D
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(taken from another thread; I've forgotten which one it is from)
MISS_TENAY
06-08-2014, 02:42 PM
lol too funny
So I about died LOLing at the camgirl humor thread so I thought it would be great if strippers here had our own humor thread where you can post various GIFS about your day at work. ... and hopefully I can find an easy way to post the gif in my thread here.
How I feel when I make an easy 3/100 or champagne room instantly without having a guy ask me out on a date or a million random questions about my real job.
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DorienG
06-08-2014, 08:50 PM
I had a whole little blog like this...I am not updating anymore but it's still there...
http://stripperlol.tumblr.com/
I know, I've followed your awesome blog. I also recognized some of these gifs were taken from your blog (Homer Simpson & the bush:-)
Plutoniangirl
06-08-2014, 09:10 PM
37327 the reason why im sometimes(usually) late for work.....
OMFG SO TRUE!!! My puppy looks like this too :))))
Plutoniangirl
06-08-2014, 09:22 PM
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When the VIP host tells me a customer is already in the champagne room waiting for me }:D
DorienG
06-08-2014, 09:23 PM
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Can I have your number?"
"Can I suck on those?"
"Let me lick it."
"Let me touch it."
"Just a little."
"Come here!"
"Come on!"
"Kiss me!"
"No one will see!"
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Yesssss!! This! (Plus Keanu was at his most attractive in the Matrix)
DorienG
06-08-2014, 09:32 PM
When a custy asks "How much to take you home for the night?"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1m.gif
This one has me falling out of my seat!!
ScarletKitten
06-16-2014, 03:00 AM
Customers' reactions when they see a dancer onstage fingering herself...
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ScarletKitten
06-16-2014, 03:06 AM
My reaction to the girl fingering herself on stage...
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ScarletKitten
06-16-2014, 03:23 AM
When a customer "accidentally" cums in his pants during a lap dance...
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ScarletKitten
06-16-2014, 03:24 AM
Holy shit, I find these are getting more and more disgusting the more I post in this thread. I think I need to stop, lol. Someone stop me please...
kaninchen
06-16-2014, 09:53 AM
When you find a mysterious wet spot in the VIP.
https://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/sx/www.catgifpage.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FAfG7p26Jh0/T5Uaxeo0mcI/AAAAAAAAGPY/nWaoW6-YcqQ/s500/86.gif.pagespeed.ce.vWIyX4e2cC.gif
domina
07-02-2014, 04:19 AM
Checking Stripperweb in public:
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wednesday86
08-28-2014, 11:33 AM
When guys are your tip rail are like "Put your tits in my face for $1!" "Sit on my face for $1!" "Get this $1 out of my crotch for $1!" "Let me finger you on stage for $1!"
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wednesday86
08-28-2014, 11:44 AM
When you approach a custie and he says "no thanks" or waves you off before you even say "hello."
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wednesday86
08-28-2014, 11:51 AM
When you have to be the last girl on stage when the club closes and you just want to get dressed and go home..
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Melonie
08-28-2014, 12:15 PM
Needed for the next club bachelor party ....
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/santas-slay/sslay56.gif
wednesday86
08-28-2014, 06:23 PM
^Bahaha Melonie! Awesome
wednesday86
09-01-2014, 06:14 PM
When a sweet customer doesn't get dances but gives you a big tip "just for being pretty"
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wednesday86
09-02-2014, 12:37 AM
"I'm too broke to get dances.................Can I have your number?"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trlrky.gif
renaissancelove
09-02-2014, 05:44 AM
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When a customer brags about the millions he makes a year, but hasn't bought a single dance from you yet.
renaissancelove
09-02-2014, 05:53 AM
When a bachelorette party walks through door...
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renaissancelove
09-03-2014, 05:50 AM
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ScarletKitten
09-03-2014, 03:38 PM
"I'm too broke to get dances.................Can I have your number?"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trlrky.gif
LMFAO! I love Trailer Park Boys! This made my day - hahaha! :)
ScarletKitten
09-03-2014, 04:30 PM
When a customer gets annoyed or angry over the 2 drink minimum for credit cards, I'm just like...
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ScarletKitten
09-03-2014, 04:33 PM
When a customer keeps giving me money all night, I'm like...
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ScarletKitten
09-03-2014, 04:36 PM
Trying to cheer up a grumpy customer and make him want you...
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wednesday86
09-03-2014, 07:42 PM
^haha !
wednesday86
09-03-2014, 08:09 PM
When I'ma old lady in the nursing home I'll be like,
http://media2.giphy.com/media/jeSfhcEX8377G/giphy.gif
wednesday86
09-03-2014, 08:13 PM
LD for the next custy that tries to LICK my boob
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wednesday86
09-03-2014, 08:24 PM
When drunk ass dudebros, neckbeards and frat boys just get on your last nerve,
http://media.giphy.com/media/2mlekn7dc3OsE/giphy.gif
renaissancelove
09-04-2014, 03:55 AM
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kaninchen
09-09-2014, 12:07 AM
Not a gif, but...
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Courtney+Stodden+Courtney+Stodden+Out+Lunch+R4xqkN pWWwzl.jpg
Waiting after a bunch of dances for your customer to stop thanking you and gushing about how beautiful, hot, and amazing you are, and just fucking pay you already!
Danni
09-12-2014, 02:15 PM
Best thread ever
wednesday86
09-13-2014, 11:35 AM
"baby I'm gonna pay all your bills, take care of you, buy you whatever you want, blah blah blah"
"OK, then give me $30 and let's go do a dance."
"...I don't have any money."
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/twit.gif
wednesday86
09-13-2014, 11:46 AM
The lurkers that sit alone, don't talk, don't tip, don't buy dances, don't drink,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/say-you-do-here.gif
misslovely88
09-18-2014, 08:41 PM
39016in my club's DR: veteran dancer who still hustles good money is setting off to go on the floor,tells me to cheer up-its all about confidence..i see what she mean though lol
DorienG
09-18-2014, 10:59 PM
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^This is Miss Natasha Wang, Pole Warrior of the world. I shared a studio with her once. (Thread jack, I know).
Jay12
09-24-2014, 03:06 AM
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When a dancer sees a good looking customer.
Jay12
09-24-2014, 03:18 AM
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When I find out the club has spinning poles.
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How I dance when the "burnout" strikes.
*click the images to see them move
ScarletKitten
09-26-2014, 03:17 AM
When a customer keeps trying to talk me into fucking him in VIP...
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wednesday86
09-26-2014, 03:24 PM
When you have to pee and you get called on stage:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ntpee.gif
Naida
09-26-2014, 04:22 PM
When bitches have something smart to say about your being a stripper.
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wednesday86
09-29-2014, 08:24 AM
^Haha I love it!!!!!!