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ScarletKitten
10-05-2014, 02:11 AM
On those days when you feel burned out/hung over/frazzled....but damnit you still need your fuckin' coffee!

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Selina M
10-08-2014, 11:18 AM
Every time a customer tries to lick me... in my head, he morphs into this:

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wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:28 AM
When I'm giving an LD and the custy licks or KISSES my back/shoulder/neck/ear!!!!



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wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:32 AM
"If I get a dance, can I kiss you?"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nsh.gif

wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:36 AM
When a guy says he'll get dances if you "sit and chat with him for a while first" I'm like

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif

wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:41 AM
"I don't buy dances cause I can it for free at home..."


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dr-evil-right.gif

wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:45 AM
Tuesday nights at my club, I'm all

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/are-you-done.gif

wednesday86
10-08-2014, 11:57 AM
Every Monday after working all weekend:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/pjs.gif

tiffany_twisted
10-08-2014, 10:53 PM
when a drunk customer gets angry and goes to the bouncer, but i know i'm in the right

tiffany_twisted
10-08-2014, 10:55 PM
customers waiting by the door for me at the end of the night

tiffany_twisted
10-08-2014, 10:57 PM
oops, here's the second part of that (aka my response):

tiffany_twisted
10-08-2014, 11:34 PM
when a client at a non-contact club tries to grab me:

tiffany_twisted
10-09-2014, 12:03 AM
client: "so tell me about yourself"

tiffany_twisted
10-09-2014, 12:13 AM
when i'm trying to close the sale but also having a ton of anxiety:

ScarletKitten
10-09-2014, 01:52 AM
When a guy says he'll get dances if you "sit and chat with him for a while first" I'm like

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif

OMG- Steve Buscemi! I have an odd crush on him!!! He looks fucking hot in that gif!!! lol

wednesday86
10-09-2014, 06:16 AM
^haha! He's a great actor but I've always thought he's ugly..he does look weirdly cute in that gif though! hmmm

wednesday86
10-13-2014, 10:46 PM
When the guy pulled his dick out during the LD,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wthbs.gif

wednesday86
10-13-2014, 11:07 PM
When you think you see your husband's friend come in,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/huh-run.gif

wednesday86
10-13-2014, 11:11 PM
Trying to understand the custys that don't speak English,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/question-mark.gif

ScarletKitten
10-17-2014, 05:57 PM
What I wanted to do last night to the drunk, broke loser who fucking CLIMBED on the stage while I was up there dancing!

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SuperJa
10-18-2014, 02:03 AM
What I wanted to do last night to the drunk, broke loser who fucking CLIMBED on the stage while I was up there dancing!

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Uggh this happened to me last week. I was oblivious (big stage, facing other way), until 3 doormen dived across the stage and dragged him out. It was the kind of town where we got to see what was left of him all over the sidewalk at the end of the night.

wednesday86
10-20-2014, 06:15 PM
Almost every Sunday.....:/


http://i.giphy.com/CF3rTFDfMUU6c.gif

wednesday86
10-20-2014, 06:18 PM
and every Saturday night, I say I'm gonna stay until 4, but at 1:45 I'm like

http://i.giphy.com/V94qV1brnk796.gif

Naida
10-22-2014, 05:34 PM
when a drunk customer gets angry and goes to the bouncer, but i know i'm in the right

What is this from?

wednesday86
11-04-2014, 08:27 PM
When I work nights all weekend and go outside in the daylight-
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wednesday86
11-04-2014, 08:34 PM
When a girl comes out of the CR and it's obvious that she was fucking



http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Nicki-Minaj-Judging-You-1.gif

wednesday86
11-04-2014, 08:41 PM
Trying to take a sexy selfie for my husband in the DR...


http://i.giphy.com/12n0eDRWwg4Jig.gif

Flickdreams
11-05-2014, 03:46 AM
When you think you see your husband's friend come in,

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/huh-run.gif

Yes Yes YES- so true. Love your sense of humour! :D

How to make a GIF for the Interwebbly Untalented????

wednesday86
11-05-2014, 07:08 AM
I just find them via google search and you can link the url using 'insert image' if you "go advanced" when you reply to the thread.

Flickdreams
11-05-2014, 10:08 PM
39518

how the arrogant custie actually looks...What the arrogant custie thinks he looks like...

JVormet
11-06-2014, 03:39 AM
I love humor gifs ;D, lap dance time :D

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wednesday86
11-06-2014, 01:49 PM
When a custy thinks I *really* like him


http://i.giphy.com/71KIqCTsC03ug.gif

wednesday86
11-06-2014, 01:56 PM
When a custy tries to touch you without paying

http://i.giphy.com/Tkn2ziUi9UUY8.gif

Flickdreams
11-06-2014, 08:02 PM
^Nice

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 05:42 AM
Custie: "Free lapdance, its my birthday"

Every dancer ever: 39554

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 05:55 AM
39555....Custie offers to dance for me....

my response: 39556

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 06:34 AM
When custie tries to get intimate...39558

michele11
11-08-2014, 11:24 AM
I love Jeff Green. Curb your enthuseasum. (sp) you guys are funny.

michele11
11-08-2014, 11:25 AM
39518

how the arrogant custie actually looks...What the arrogant custie thinks he looks like...

This is hillarious and soooo true!

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 07:39 PM
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Aniela
11-08-2014, 08:07 PM
http://giphy.com/gifs/12zIfQYTSrcPVm

When a brand-spankin-new girl hops on the pole her first stage set ever

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 08:08 PM
39568 Stripclub hiring policies....

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 08:15 PM
http://giphy.com/gifs/12zIfQYTSrcPVm

When a brand-spankin-new girl hops on the pole her first stage set ever

New girl floorwork: 39569

New girl dancing: http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Tina-Belcher-Dancing-Bobs-Burgers.gif

Dirty new girl: 39570

Dirty customer suprises dancer during lapdance: 39571

New girl learning from vets: 39572

Flickdreams
11-08-2014, 08:17 PM
My level of acrobatics...39573

Before I went paleo at work...39574

Me and clingy regulars...39575

Dirty talking customer...39576

Flickdreams
11-09-2014, 02:54 AM
I cant afford a lapdance, that costs to much, free?....39585

I'd rather take you for coffee, Can I have your phone number...39586

PMS at work...39587

Get him to the room and he refuses to pay....39588

Tries to save me/You're better than this/What are you doing in here... 39590

Interrupts my greeting with "I don't want a dance"... 39591

Dancer talking about other dancer...39592

Flickdreams
11-09-2014, 03:11 AM
Dancers escort "lost" custie back out of changeroom 39593

Flickdreams
11-09-2014, 03:17 AM
Extras girl 39595

wednesday86
11-09-2014, 01:00 PM
Exactly how I feel every night now, cause I'm burnt out as hell


http://i.giphy.com/JgXt2JvnFhoxW.gif

wednesday86
11-09-2014, 01:11 PM
99% of my customer interactions

http://i.giphy.com/GeTYxG0mb05ck.gif

Flickdreams
11-10-2014, 01:38 AM
"sweet talking" the customers...39600