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wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:38 PM
"What's your name?" "Is that your real name?" "How long have you worked here?" "Where are you from?" "What nationality are you?" "Where do you live?" "What other clubs have you danced at?" "Do you have kids?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Do you have another job?" "Do you do drugs?" "When are you going on stage?" "How old are you?"
http://i.giphy.com/12Q72hQ4BT7mp2.gif
wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:43 PM
When custies try to kiss you during LD
http://i.giphy.com/SyE7PvGAKktby.gif
wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:50 PM
When custies ask if they can have your number
http://i.giphy.com/O9BPkYr89lK2A.gif
DorienG
11-10-2014, 08:05 PM
I cant afford a lapdance, that costs to much, free?....39585
I'd rather take you for coffee, Can I have your phone number...39586
PMS at work...39587
Get him to the room and he refuses to pay....39588
Tries to save me/You're better than this/What are you doing in here... 39590
Interrupts my greeting with "I don't want a dance"... 39591
Dancer talking about other dancer...39592
American Psycho and Helena from Fight Club?? YEESSSSS!! Brilliant.
pink_bunny
11-10-2014, 11:53 PM
AWESOME!!! I love American psycho.... im so glad I made this thread haha
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 03:50 AM
To the annoying customer who follows you around the club interrupting while you're talking to other guys.....39607
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 03:53 AM
Me on break 39608
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:01 AM
Walking onto the floor when Im on my game....39609
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:12 AM
Bath Show in winter...39611
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:17 AM
Walking out after a good night 39612
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:02 AM
The top 40 on weekend shift...http://media.tumblr.com/9539c564fed54009a78aff5ec2ee10a5/tumblr_inline_nb7lqqsUQc1qcy7qi.gif
When I'm not fast enough to fend off custie in room...http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvya1z2cbN1qa9zy1o1_500.gif
Grabs my pussy...http://i.imgur.com/Kh18HKb.gif
That sexy outfit thats so hard to get into/out of ...http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsi5moPx5F1qmpg90o1_500.gif
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:18 AM
As extras girl leaves VIP http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/32598/tumblr_mthoggbiuf1sootn5o1_400-gif.gif?w=600
Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:31 AM
New girl tries to take veteran's $$$ regular https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw96pmZyXf1qcga5ro1_500.gif
Cutting short a dirty customers dance... http://i.imgur.com/YoH0A.gif
"I don't need to pay for dances, I have a hot girlfriend at home"...http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jvk82lWj9s/UZBnR3hS0vI/AAAAAAAABBc/T-15Ae9hewg/s1600/Jeff+That%27s+one+big+pile+of+shit.gif
More extras girl problems...http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JqmPmErv--/767755507786858789.gif
ScarletKitten
11-11-2014, 08:01 PM
When a customer tells you he's in love with you...
39623
ScarletKitten
11-11-2014, 08:07 PM
Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"
Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."
Me:
39622
wednesday86
11-11-2014, 08:13 PM
Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"
Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."
Me:
39622
bahahaaha! I literally do that exact same hand motion when they try to bargain with me! Awesome
wednesday86
11-12-2014, 10:26 AM
When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends
http://i.giphy.com/4aNPLCnE1yl3O.gif
wednesday86
11-12-2014, 10:43 AM
How I've spent the last 3 days, recovering from burn out
http://i.giphy.com/10PWVoMh0HLvW.gif
wednesday86
11-15-2014, 01:31 PM
When drunk guys try to hug you when you walk by,
http://i.giphy.com/HPMJIS18ohAC4.gif
Sophia_Starina
11-18-2014, 04:29 PM
When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends
http://i.giphy.com/4aNPLCnE1yl3O.gif
OMG THIS!!!!
I worked in a juice bar full nude club... the permitted age of entry is/was 18...
.....so, so many 18 year olds and their 18 year old girlfriends!
:wife: :eye-poppi
Selina M
11-18-2014, 09:15 PM
39692
When I hear girls talking shit in the dressing room...
NightGoddess
11-20-2014, 04:43 PM
^^^^^^^^^ If you have time to hate, you're pretty much announcing how little money you are making.
Selina M
11-20-2014, 05:13 PM
Right?
Most of the girls doing that shit are the ones who sit at the bar ALL day; I never see them give a $10 floor dance, they basically walk in a circle on stage and make $1-2 in tips, and I will see them sell 1, maybe 2 VIP $20 dance wristbands. Then they sit in the back and call the girls who hustle their ass off "trampy".
wednesday86
11-20-2014, 06:45 PM
When you say "hi" to a customer and the first thing he says is "I'm not buying dances."
http://i.giphy.com/tq4PuoUVgsK9q.gif
wednesday86
11-20-2014, 08:39 PM
When I get home after a Crazy shift and jump on SW!
http://i.giphy.com/bAplZhiLAsNnG.gif
wednesday86
11-20-2014, 09:06 PM
When I see my reg go in the back with another girl,
http://i.giphy.com/d2i1btskq21a.gif
wednesday86
12-07-2014, 08:03 PM
Dancing for 21 year olds,
http://i.giphy.com/OTNS6leqQZ6o0.gif
ScarletKitten
12-25-2014, 09:07 AM
When a customer realizes you're not ever going out with him, no matter how many lap dances he buys...
40072
ScarletKitten
12-25-2014, 09:14 AM
Making money off of the religious ones...
40073
Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:30 AM
Turning down a customer for a date while still trying to keep business flowing
http://i.imgur.com/FTK0aiM.gif
Pep talk before I hit the floor
http://stuffpoint.com/family-guy/image/151497-family-guy-rofl.gif
When customer turns down my offer to extend time in VIP
https://33.media.tumblr.com/243dd5a456cd35f7dd31d431d89d58cf/tumblr_n10gzwWhw21r3z3gbo1_500.gif
Just something I think to myself when I walk around on the floor... hehe
http://media.giphy.com/media/QkOiqc5BT7Vu0/giphy.gif
A changeroom fulll of girls on a quiet night when we find out the mananger wants to keep the club open instead of closing early
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4067268/waiting-kitchen-scene-o.gif
When I'm hustling and his mates make cock-blocking comments...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kc4p7oMs1r7e0mc.gif
"take your clothes off quicker, please let me touch you, can you finger yourself, i want to eat your pussy baby"
https://38.media.tumblr.com/5e8cb018e4b070392be09f5db2309d0c/tumblr_mr1o5dOP7f1qd87w4o1_500.gif
Being denied tips by the 10th guy to sit at my stage and STARE and trying to keep my cool for those out in the crowd who may be watching
http://media.giphy.com/media/FP6NavXtvj20/giphy.gif
Booking VIP with a custie whose money seems to be his only redeeming feature
https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/W2nHEJlxY5Xsk/giphy.gif
Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:42 AM
Warning for the dancer who undercuts and dances dirty
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/60/1d/1e/601d1e7057383c988aafc29470b42d25.jpg
Faking happy for the custie
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yueokJSkfY0/UPyHMz0rBzI/AAAAAAAABRU/IDzIAceGnRY/s1600/better+tina+face.gif
Me at 7/11 preparing for shift
http://sprudge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/guzzling.gif
What the young custie is thinking
http://www.whatsupyasieve.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/possible.gif
Trying to put together a good show in a club with circus contortionist, hula hoop expert, gymnasts, aerial hoop artist, silks etc
http://i.imgur.com/Ksmdg.gif
"No I wont do a $20 dollar dance/give birthday discount etc"
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh7p9f0HhZ1qz7a4co1_400.gif
Just about everything the custie says to me
http://33.media.tumblr.com/49108756158cbf13f13be51df9551450/tumblr_n70jb5goyN1ttpk7to1_r1_250.gif
His hands, my pussy, my shoe, his face
- http://i.imgur.com/2jTWiMG.gif
New girls pre stripper money "outfit"
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e4d1bd7be39cb62756c87ef949b4ab10/tumblr_n8c4tavyMW1rcy99do1_500.gif
Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:50 AM
When I spoke (meltdown) to the houseboy about the massive overrostering on shift and he was about to call more girls in
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2nbik06h1rnvzt5o1_500.gif
Emerging from a colossal dance afterthe club is closed and I cant be bothered putting my stripper clothes back on to walk to the change room
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnr53TDfN1qfhzgyo8_r1_250.gif
For the changeroom cunties
https://38.media.tumblr.com/6fe5f54aea4316b1c50b4cf2768c006b/tumblr_ndq4zqHetr1spm17no1_500.gif
Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:58 AM
Are you a dancer? As I stand in my strippergear
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/82/82e90076600521ff6764277343424d49891fe5cdb5cbc22041 9096f721e5674c.jpg
&
http://i.imgur.com/JQrSWDm.gif
When I've been told "i don't want to waste your time" and they start to launch into a big explenation of why they aren't going to spend money on me
http://i.imgur.com/knF26.gif
As I'm racing out the door, what I think as I see other dancers trying to hustle a bad crowd
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqdpv6441qjahx4.gif
Despite my better instincts when I gave a time waster a second chance (after he dragged me over again) and he burns me again
http://media.tumblr.com/6d3e4aaf3e131661f387f03b7343cc84/tumblr_inline_mom5tj51tI1qz4rgp.gif
Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 06:23 AM
Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
37496
Me me me
Had to clench my PC muscle to keep from wetting myself
wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:05 AM
When non-dancer bitches hate on me for being a stripper
http://i.giphy.com/bPdI2MXEbnDUs.gif
wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:07 AM
When other dancers hate on me because I make more $ than them ;P
http://i.giphy.com/94EQmVHkveNck.gif
wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:30 AM
After dancing for super stinky customers
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3510058/ace-ventura-cold-shower-scene-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/3510058/ace-ventura-cold-shower-scene.html)
Flickdreams
01-10-2015, 08:33 AM
Oh yes, thread is active again....
What he thinks http://www.american-buddha.com/ghostbust.161f.gif http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Demi-Moore-I-want-you-inside-me-GIF.gif
What I think https://31.media.tumblr.com/d4b2e9c507bfb3d20c5009fa1758afd6/tumblr_inline_n9pjlncXDh1rjpoi7.gif
Flickdreams
01-10-2015, 08:34 AM
Me in the changeroom after first coffee http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Thor-coffee.gif
ScarletKitten
01-12-2015, 04:12 PM
To all the freeloaders/ non-tippers, time-wasters, rapey types, stinky customers, & overly drunk, grabby assholes...
40258
zoezoebelle
01-12-2015, 06:19 PM
When a customer tries to kiss/touch me without paying:
https://33.media.tumblr.com/ca68366fcd70c02411b47e5240cbab63/tumblr_mnsf0bwo851qgcra2o1_500.gif
domina
01-15-2015, 03:52 AM
40282
hell ya #me duh
(but not my photo)
and i love it, id never give it up either, if it weren't for things like vitamin D and picking up packages at the post office and seeing rainbows in person, you know, daytime shit
ScarletKitten
01-16-2015, 05:09 AM
When a customer says "my cock is 10 inches!", "I give amazing oral!", "I know how to make any woman cum!", etc., I'm like...
40304
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:01 PM
40355 omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:03 PM
40356 when clubs have bs fines, or other girls be trying to steal yur regular
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:06 PM
40357 when you tell the customer its 20 dollars for one more dance.. but hes broke now....
ScarletKitten
01-20-2015, 07:07 PM
omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too
I don't know what it is from. My bf found that gif. haha
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:09 PM
40358 when youre not friends with any other dancers
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:13 PM
on keeping your brain busy by reading backstage during the slow lulls40359
pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:15 PM
40360when rando customers want your number