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wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:38 PM
"What's your name?" "Is that your real name?" "How long have you worked here?" "Where are you from?" "What nationality are you?" "Where do you live?" "What other clubs have you danced at?" "Do you have kids?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Do you have another job?" "Do you do drugs?" "When are you going on stage?" "How old are you?"


http://i.giphy.com/12Q72hQ4BT7mp2.gif

wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:43 PM
When custies try to kiss you during LD


http://i.giphy.com/SyE7PvGAKktby.gif

wednesday86
11-10-2014, 07:50 PM
When custies ask if they can have your number


http://i.giphy.com/O9BPkYr89lK2A.gif

DorienG
11-10-2014, 08:05 PM
I cant afford a lapdance, that costs to much, free?....39585

I'd rather take you for coffee, Can I have your phone number...39586

PMS at work...39587

Get him to the room and he refuses to pay....39588

Tries to save me/You're better than this/What are you doing in here... 39590

Interrupts my greeting with "I don't want a dance"... 39591

Dancer talking about other dancer...39592

American Psycho and Helena from Fight Club?? YEESSSSS!! Brilliant.

pink_bunny
11-10-2014, 11:53 PM
AWESOME!!! I love American psycho.... im so glad I made this thread haha

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 03:50 AM
To the annoying customer who follows you around the club interrupting while you're talking to other guys.....39607

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 03:53 AM
Me on break 39608

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:01 AM
Walking onto the floor when Im on my game....39609

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:12 AM
Bath Show in winter...39611

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 04:17 AM
Walking out after a good night 39612

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:02 AM
The top 40 on weekend shift...http://media.tumblr.com/9539c564fed54009a78aff5ec2ee10a5/tumblr_inline_nb7lqqsUQc1qcy7qi.gif


When I'm not fast enough to fend off custie in room...http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvya1z2cbN1qa9zy1o1_500.gif

Grabs my pussy...http://i.imgur.com/Kh18HKb.gif

That sexy outfit thats so hard to get into/out of ...http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsi5moPx5F1qmpg90o1_500.gif

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:18 AM
As extras girl leaves VIP http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/32598/tumblr_mthoggbiuf1sootn5o1_400-gif.gif?w=600

Flickdreams
11-11-2014, 06:31 AM
New girl tries to take veteran's $$$ regular https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw96pmZyXf1qcga5ro1_500.gif

Cutting short a dirty customers dance... http://i.imgur.com/YoH0A.gif

"I don't need to pay for dances, I have a hot girlfriend at home"...http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jvk82lWj9s/UZBnR3hS0vI/AAAAAAAABBc/T-15Ae9hewg/s1600/Jeff+That%27s+one+big+pile+of+shit.gif

More extras girl problems...http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JqmPmErv--/767755507786858789.gif

ScarletKitten
11-11-2014, 08:01 PM
When a customer tells you he's in love with you...

39623

ScarletKitten
11-11-2014, 08:07 PM
Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"

Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."

Me:

39622

wednesday86
11-11-2014, 08:13 PM
Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"

Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."

Me:

39622

bahahaaha! I literally do that exact same hand motion when they try to bargain with me! Awesome

wednesday86
11-12-2014, 10:26 AM
When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends


http://i.giphy.com/4aNPLCnE1yl3O.gif

wednesday86
11-12-2014, 10:43 AM
How I've spent the last 3 days, recovering from burn out

http://i.giphy.com/10PWVoMh0HLvW.gif

wednesday86
11-15-2014, 01:31 PM
When drunk guys try to hug you when you walk by,


http://i.giphy.com/HPMJIS18ohAC4.gif

Sophia_Starina
11-18-2014, 04:29 PM
When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends


http://i.giphy.com/4aNPLCnE1yl3O.gif

OMG THIS!!!!
I worked in a juice bar full nude club... the permitted age of entry is/was 18...


.....so, so many 18 year olds and their 18 year old girlfriends!



:wife: :eye-poppi

Selina M
11-18-2014, 09:15 PM
39692

When I hear girls talking shit in the dressing room...

NightGoddess
11-20-2014, 04:43 PM
^^^^^^^^^ If you have time to hate, you're pretty much announcing how little money you are making.

Selina M
11-20-2014, 05:13 PM
Right?
Most of the girls doing that shit are the ones who sit at the bar ALL day; I never see them give a $10 floor dance, they basically walk in a circle on stage and make $1-2 in tips, and I will see them sell 1, maybe 2 VIP $20 dance wristbands. Then they sit in the back and call the girls who hustle their ass off "trampy".

wednesday86
11-20-2014, 06:45 PM
When you say "hi" to a customer and the first thing he says is "I'm not buying dances."

http://i.giphy.com/tq4PuoUVgsK9q.gif

wednesday86
11-20-2014, 08:39 PM
When I get home after a Crazy shift and jump on SW!



http://i.giphy.com/bAplZhiLAsNnG.gif

wednesday86
11-20-2014, 09:06 PM
When I see my reg go in the back with another girl,

http://i.giphy.com/d2i1btskq21a.gif

wednesday86
12-07-2014, 08:03 PM
Dancing for 21 year olds,


http://i.giphy.com/OTNS6leqQZ6o0.gif

ScarletKitten
12-25-2014, 09:07 AM
When a customer realizes you're not ever going out with him, no matter how many lap dances he buys...

40072

ScarletKitten
12-25-2014, 09:14 AM
Making money off of the religious ones...

40073

Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:30 AM
Turning down a customer for a date while still trying to keep business flowing
http://i.imgur.com/FTK0aiM.gif

Pep talk before I hit the floor
http://stuffpoint.com/family-guy/image/151497-family-guy-rofl.gif

When customer turns down my offer to extend time in VIP
https://33.media.tumblr.com/243dd5a456cd35f7dd31d431d89d58cf/tumblr_n10gzwWhw21r3z3gbo1_500.gif

Just something I think to myself when I walk around on the floor... hehe
http://media.giphy.com/media/QkOiqc5BT7Vu0/giphy.gif


A changeroom fulll of girls on a quiet night when we find out the mananger wants to keep the club open instead of closing early
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4067268/waiting-kitchen-scene-o.gif

When I'm hustling and his mates make cock-blocking comments...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kc4p7oMs1r7e0mc.gif

"take your clothes off quicker, please let me touch you, can you finger yourself, i want to eat your pussy baby"
https://38.media.tumblr.com/5e8cb018e4b070392be09f5db2309d0c/tumblr_mr1o5dOP7f1qd87w4o1_500.gif

Being denied tips by the 10th guy to sit at my stage and STARE and trying to keep my cool for those out in the crowd who may be watching
http://media.giphy.com/media/FP6NavXtvj20/giphy.gif

Booking VIP with a custie whose money seems to be his only redeeming feature
https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/W2nHEJlxY5Xsk/giphy.gif

Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:42 AM
Warning for the dancer who undercuts and dances dirty
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/60/1d/1e/601d1e7057383c988aafc29470b42d25.jpg

Faking happy for the custie
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yueokJSkfY0/UPyHMz0rBzI/AAAAAAAABRU/IDzIAceGnRY/s1600/better+tina+face.gif

Me at 7/11 preparing for shift
http://sprudge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/guzzling.gif

What the young custie is thinking
http://www.whatsupyasieve.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/possible.gif

Trying to put together a good show in a club with circus contortionist, hula hoop expert, gymnasts, aerial hoop artist, silks etc
http://i.imgur.com/Ksmdg.gif

"No I wont do a $20 dollar dance/give birthday discount etc"
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh7p9f0HhZ1qz7a4co1_400.gif

Just about everything the custie says to me
http://33.media.tumblr.com/49108756158cbf13f13be51df9551450/tumblr_n70jb5goyN1ttpk7to1_r1_250.gif

His hands, my pussy, my shoe, his face
- http://i.imgur.com/2jTWiMG.gif

New girls pre stripper money "outfit"
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e4d1bd7be39cb62756c87ef949b4ab10/tumblr_n8c4tavyMW1rcy99do1_500.gif

Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:50 AM
When I spoke (meltdown) to the houseboy about the massive overrostering on shift and he was about to call more girls in
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2nbik06h1rnvzt5o1_500.gif

Emerging from a colossal dance afterthe club is closed and I cant be bothered putting my stripper clothes back on to walk to the change room
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnr53TDfN1qfhzgyo8_r1_250.gif

For the changeroom cunties
https://38.media.tumblr.com/6fe5f54aea4316b1c50b4cf2768c006b/tumblr_ndq4zqHetr1spm17no1_500.gif

Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 05:58 AM
Are you a dancer? As I stand in my strippergear
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/82/82e90076600521ff6764277343424d49891fe5cdb5cbc22041 9096f721e5674c.jpg
&
http://i.imgur.com/JQrSWDm.gif

When I've been told "i don't want to waste your time" and they start to launch into a big explenation of why they aren't going to spend money on me
http://i.imgur.com/knF26.gif

As I'm racing out the door, what I think as I see other dancers trying to hustle a bad crowd
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqdpv6441qjahx4.gif

Despite my better instincts when I gave a time waster a second chance (after he dragged me over again) and he burns me again
http://media.tumblr.com/6d3e4aaf3e131661f387f03b7343cc84/tumblr_inline_mom5tj51tI1qz4rgp.gif

Flickdreams
12-26-2014, 06:23 AM
Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
37496

Me me me

Had to clench my PC muscle to keep from wetting myself

wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:05 AM
When non-dancer bitches hate on me for being a stripper

http://i.giphy.com/bPdI2MXEbnDUs.gif

wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:07 AM
When other dancers hate on me because I make more $ than them ;P

http://i.giphy.com/94EQmVHkveNck.gif

wednesday86
01-07-2015, 11:30 AM
After dancing for super stinky customers

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3510058/ace-ventura-cold-shower-scene-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/3510058/ace-ventura-cold-shower-scene.html)

Flickdreams
01-10-2015, 08:33 AM
Oh yes, thread is active again....

What he thinks http://www.american-buddha.com/ghostbust.161f.gif http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Demi-Moore-I-want-you-inside-me-GIF.gif
What I think https://31.media.tumblr.com/d4b2e9c507bfb3d20c5009fa1758afd6/tumblr_inline_n9pjlncXDh1rjpoi7.gif

Flickdreams
01-10-2015, 08:34 AM
Me in the changeroom after first coffee http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Thor-coffee.gif

ScarletKitten
01-12-2015, 04:12 PM
To all the freeloaders/ non-tippers, time-wasters, rapey types, stinky customers, & overly drunk, grabby assholes...

40258

zoezoebelle
01-12-2015, 06:19 PM
When a customer tries to kiss/touch me without paying:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ca68366fcd70c02411b47e5240cbab63/tumblr_mnsf0bwo851qgcra2o1_500.gif

domina
01-15-2015, 03:52 AM
40282

hell ya #me duh

(but not my photo)

and i love it, id never give it up either, if it weren't for things like vitamin D and picking up packages at the post office and seeing rainbows in person, you know, daytime shit

ScarletKitten
01-16-2015, 05:09 AM
When a customer says "my cock is 10 inches!", "I give amazing oral!", "I know how to make any woman cum!", etc., I'm like...

40304

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:01 PM
40355 omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:03 PM
40356 when clubs have bs fines, or other girls be trying to steal yur regular

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:06 PM
40357 when you tell the customer its 20 dollars for one more dance.. but hes broke now....

ScarletKitten
01-20-2015, 07:07 PM
omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too

I don't know what it is from. My bf found that gif. haha

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:09 PM
40358 when youre not friends with any other dancers

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:13 PM
on keeping your brain busy by reading backstage during the slow lulls40359

pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:15 PM
40360when rando customers want your number